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whose lives you've impacted, you've met an enormous amount im ae, my family.. that's christmas time of this past year. always brings us clerks cler clerks. er there are a lot of us now. happy birthday. that'sifts.ppy birt it for us t. thanks for watching this special edition of the ingram panel. have a lovely weekene ingrahamd, it is america now and forever. greg gutfeld it all from here through right here of you people you people. it's friday and you know what thawet means we give everyone in the audience kill meade's credit number. gues have at it. all right.
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now, let's welcome tonight'sec guests. >> he secretly hates beingre the second guy at fox. co-host of fox and friends, we get pete hegseth herself. defense against the left is common sense communications director ed never backed out back erin perrine she's like. cottage cheese white low in fat and popular at rest homes.omes fox news contributor kat gibb had air traffic over. jfk is constantly telling to duck. my massive sidekick in the nwa world, heavyweight champion. kyra's all right. yeah, we have started. buomt beforee news get to some w stories it's friday so let's do this. greg's leftovers.
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>> mm. i don't know, man. i'k and it'surtlenec almost the summer. maybe. maybe i'm hiding somethingm tur maybe that's when you wear turtlenecks. maybe you're a poet. there i'e you go.. >> i'm not saying the second part. all right. leftover saying ths. where i read the jokes we didn't use this week. it as always. use it's my first time reading them. so if they , we'll tar and feather a writer after the show. yeah, and then we'll push them d into push hi the water and watcm drown. dent >> here we go. please be good. this week, president biden welcomed indian prime minister narendra modi to the white house. quote, it's the least i can do, said joe. after stole all their land, back. yeah. on tuesday, the presidenthe prel hosted a forum about artificial intelligence with tech leaders in s.f.. when asked what the most positive part of the trip was, ci i being in a citywalk."
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where nobody yelled at me for taking a dump on the sidewalk, it's funny because it's true. sausage maker johnsonville is recalling more than £42,000 of pork sausage for possible contamination with plasticely, fibers. fortunately, authorities were able to tracties wk all £42,000a single location in new york city. you keep all disgusting. ly a florida woman wearing only a towel and drinking a four loko s stopped meto. fo was arrested for allegedly kids photograph her naked in a dollar general parking lot. >> she since been promoted to head of florida tourism. there. is
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>> indiana jones and the dial of destiny premiere in l.an't we this week. i don't want to give away the plot, but the ancient relic, he's lookin ancieg for ts time is horrifying. good news for the oakland a's. nevada jus approvet approved $30 million to build a new stadium in las vegas. cept fan it will be just like the regular stadium, except fans will be able to buye ab inside and outside, which is great. that section of i-95 in philly that collapsed will reopen within two weeks, which means pennsylvania can now focus efforts on rebuilding another total disaster area. it was revealed recently tha t the u.s. ranked 60th in the world in size. penis it would have been even h. but the average was thrown off by a single participant.
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i don't know if that means higher or lower.ighe i think higher. it means lower or does higher mean upper or lower mean bad? sg >> matter how you swing it.they they got you. yeah got, true. a british family was stunned. its pet tortoise was found miles from home after missing for two years. when asked for an explanation, ssing fothe tortoise. >> i have no idea. it all happened soth fast. an lapd drug dog being hailederi as a hero after sniffing out £15 of heroin. ff1,50a kilogram of fentanyl ann assault rifle that were insidegh a machine. >> so one thing we can allin agree on that's one ofding a vending machine. >>machin we need one of those. according to an irs whistleblower hunter maderoper improper tax deductions on tens tenss spentb.of dollarta on and a club. he may have supposedstuff? to pay taxes on that stuff. cls
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that's for clubs. i keep mine in the glove compartment. so i guess i took care of some clever. >>, the same four transit cops nabbed an accused murdererl suspected serial slasher i sn nc in a 24 hour period. advocates of defunding the responded saying, see, we only need four cops. that was cute. i don't know what's wrong with you people. >> no, i don't want your sympathy. laughter i'm not. >> well, whatever that other t is. >> okay. finally, math and reading scoresld for 13 year olds in. the u.s. have hit the lowest levels in decadedon's. >> but don't worry. those kids have no ideaall what that even meansrigh. >> all right, clap forildren the illiterate children. clap for the moran kids.
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>> that is some news. the barrelnews of monsters of the view say they've never heard of. >> you knoww, through the show. >> that makes mornings claime o my name doesn't ring a bell. >> it's time for our view n on the view the yeah. the witches coven finally me some love in yesterday on the view. yours truly was mes a subject of conversation. >> apparently the broads have no idea who i ameratio. so th >> or so they say.ey hit it, gladys. >> the gutfeld talks about you all the time. >> who is he? and who is he? i don't know. i don't watch show. i don't watch. they haven't heard of him. yeah, i guess he's justshe'll obsessed with thei sr next joy's going to say she's never heard of carbs. >> seriously, her denial and knowing me is as believable as a red but obsession.
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i mean, come on, joy. get where you even get that idea like joy baker's face? >> it', s worse and worse by the day or full of. ap >> that joy bay hour afterbayhar night is scotch and taco bell. >> her being named joy is like me being ugly.d ugly joy was wasn't there on the show. apparently mondays are her dayts when she feeds in the pasture now smells like a humid dayn the inside joy bay horrors momo the mode of stink worse than joy bay horrors jog oh i mean assuming she jogs. there oh, wait, thershe she is. right? she has a point. but maybe i am obsessed, buton some people are obsessed with bigfoot and they don't get to see him t tv every afternoon. but,if they did, could they tell the two apart? i don't know. but yeah, it's true.s i am obsessed with her. the way a mongoose is obsessedoe
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snakes. but i'm obsessed with a lot of things. . this harder than brian stelter on a duck faan briant. . >> they've thrown more shade his way that stelter does sitting a snow globe or stelter who's built like an unripeobe. avocado. i haven't seen that violent. a reaction since brian stelter was shorted a mcnugget in hiser happy meal. and they're racing to the bottom faster thann brian stelc eating a can of concentrated tomato paste. she's allegeond to be more careless with guns than stelter is with carbs. oh, and what about this fanvorie favorite? l >> this is kayla limu emu. here she is alonemhere sg her f, brian and stelter. i wonder if airlines make her check those things so those birds could be their own country if the school board stil l stands behind unlik the teacher. no other choice in the unlikely, of a water emergency landing. your shop teacher coul yuld bed' as a flotation device. >> if they were states, they'd i be worth 98 electoral votes. this story is getting biggerget
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>> bouncier. are so big you'll need a sherpa to climb them. students saw those shadows that meant six more weeks of the size of doorknobs. so my point is here too. i am obsessed with a lot of things make me laugh every single day of my life. door are righte lady up there with them. i'd love to have you on our show some time. we'll even stock the green room with your favorite frozen mice . that's what you feed the m. so, cat, were you prettyy surprised that they didn't know what this show was? >> no, i'm also not surprised that there's one part of the video from the show yesterday that you left ou t. t >> oh, really?to yeah. we roll that. please. i don't want to showw much but'e but i've seen it. is that greg gutfeld, one ofg th the hosts of the five? if i don't have anything nice to say, generally don't say anythingng.
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all i would just say this. the show should be called kat timpf not gutfeld because she's the funny one on it. >> o shoh, oh, somebody somebody is flirting with little kat over her's thee. >> well, she's the republican one at the table. but i just think as a libertarian, i'm always looking to find common ground with other people because nobody reall ecausey realy my politics. so i find some common ground in the view where she i'm funny and i agree that. >> there you g youo, tyler. so you think it's a good strategy on behalf of the view to pretend we don't exist? >> we know they know we exiskno that's a brilliant idea. i do it all the time. yeah. >> gutfeld i'm sorry. not ringing the bell. you're still s at the airport al the time. yeah. huh? really? i sit nem, know this eliti is what elitists dsto who can't' like, if you don't know who someone is, how did you know to automatically hate them? >> hmm? like, i mean, that's it. call this how fakefsleep sh
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she is. >> gutfeld never heard of him. i don't like him. why? cause because why? that i it's'so on i turn to my kidsoh because. why? yeah, because i don't know who he is. never heard of them all my entire life. imentire but why? because i don't know. hy? i don'tt showthe las to talk about high turnover. we've been rolling three steady for a long time. yeah, we don't take breakswe d n the commercial to get away from each other. well, that's what the drinwethk for. >> yeah, that's how a man see meghan mccain. how that go. rosi e or any of these previousf th fellow employees. the one of the things they said it was that no one walks away from money right ? >> yeah. so they got people running away from them in oven thr their.ying so other than the occasional person who's playing sick home from school and leaves the tv on, they know who everyoneespec, especially everyone who's beating them like this ridiculous bill maher did it.d t to. i think that was the thing across the board with this show and hio.hes success is ifowledg
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they don't acknowledge it, it doesn't happen. welle , to coin a phrase, acknowledge us, because they knew that kat was funny. how did you figure that out, other than reading her book or going one to her live events oro watching herne nights a week on the phil show? whatever is easier and they seem cheap to me. sove i'm sure they probably jusa watched it. >> you know, aaron, you're a womap to m n. >> yeah. now that. yeah, yeah, yeah. so do you know any womenhe vie who watcw"h the view? because i, you know, most of my friends are women, but nonee of them watch the view. >> i don't know a lot of people who watch the view and actuallhy i worked on the hill at the same time as alissa, so i've known alissa for year ys. but this speaks to the larger issue with the view, right? barbara walter s startes, the programew to have dissenting views and you would get into fights.g you couldn't get up fromue the table. she wanted fierce dialog.e of and now they're saying that they don't know your shotw. ight one of the most popular, if not the most popular show in late night. hoo "the view", how that speak o view. they don't they're looking for
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dissent. they aren't lookinr other opinr opinion or opportunity. they want one. and if they don't agree with your viewew, they d , they shoutedthat down and blew you off the show. they do it to any republican candidate who goesths on that show. they regularly interrupt and boo. and that's why peomy age peoplee don't watch that show very >> gn or at alvel i don't think i've ever watched it except for when a candidate is on it. >> yeaeah,h, i've only watched , you know, i watch it every morning. but, you know, the acting wasibi terriblen , that segment.an it was like brian austin green when megan fox dumped himh ,he was like, yeah, no bigs selm deal. i think self mutilating in a camperutilatin. oh, it was acting. yeah. there's no doubt. what's more likely that joy behar doesn' t know who greg gutfeld is or that joy behar spends her nightwiths with buckt full of chicken wings crying herself to sleep, scrolling videos o f you fun of which ones more likely? ly probably the latter. >> probably the last secondnows hand that she's she knows who i am because people tell her
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the insults. oh n>> no doubt.o the great sai? the other day to be like why, why, why? that's the boy that gotno rock dudes. >> no. now, whoopi's the one who doesn't like the juice. whic th one is likhee the juice >> i get confused. i'm not. geg that bi'm not taking that b. all right? i'm one of them. that's all i did or didn't know. they keep apologizing for something about, then they havtg to apologize or something about christians. so they upend everybody. they're always offending but nter somebody. but it did. tavis is right. this is their strategy. yeah. like w him? hunter biden, we don't know him. we don't know about his laptop. >>ah, everything's t there. >> i they denied as long as they can. i'm cool, so i know nothing. ye i s, yes. there you go. all right. up next, a battle of the absurdd between billionaire nerds. men can have babies. i don't care what they say. oh, i feel something. take some metamucil.
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i think you will too. i compare the winds of change. yes. aha. keep clapping. laughter my skin. zuckerberg embrace the idea of punching each other's face. it's. twitter versus metta to see which billionaire is better at elon musk about zuckerberg have agreed to settle their online rivalry in a real world cage
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match to the death. featu i added that last part, butri it's featuring more nerd on nerd violence than someone vin mus the line at comic-co earlier this week, elon tookk to issue with meadow's reported development ofok app that will directly compete with twitter. see how nerdy this is? >> sharing his displeasure in a tweet thread, elon challengelt zuck to slug it out in personin writing, quote, i'm up for a cage match if he is lol. now we have yet to find out who lol is lol like i don't know. it does identify as lol we don't know. zuckerberg then commented on instagramzuck quote send me location. >> oh yeahe they, they feuding flirting. of course, a lot of peopleit was thought it was all a joke. white but ufc president dana white sok sayse to spoke to both parties n they're dead serious. as long as ellen can cou pass hs
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drug test for his epic. musk even tweeted his enthusiasm at having joe rogan refere e as long as he couldi'm jo pass his drug test for horse pills. kii'm joking. was that was a lie perpetrated cnn. it was ivermectin, which is a drug that is regularly used by billions people. see how i corrected myself? maybe you'lfd learn somethingf n from that audience. couple of things to considergs. elon is 51. he's taller and heavier and zach is only 39 and trained martial artist. currently competing in brazilian jiu jitsu. he eve en a tournament earlier this year. i wish we hashd a pictur we hae we don't. so it looks like it's happening right and it could very well e thi be the biggest fight of all time. but is this kind of behavior considered childish? childish? is it what we want, our wealthyl class? >> i haven't seen this level of billionaire violenceionairce sih beating that of warren buffett
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. pete. a ofbui f like the ide settling public disputes public with cage matches. how about you? es withw about i it. m >> yeah, you do. do you really believe that markr zuckerberg is a trained jujitsur who fighter who won a tournamentwo.: >> i mean, did he pick hisll opponent? i don't know. kno wyou don't know that guy ws like, oh, i'm training in jujitsu? yeah, i'm legit. a belt."i got a belt? it's like, 10 seconds into an i actual bou t. >> it's all out the window. it has no skills.yrus i mean, i'm looking at --n ol ty who knows? we have an old saying. everyone's got a plan. he got hit in the moutt hit in w and once you get hit inha the mouth, you know what? we're solution. all the bits usually comes out of you or yo man up one or the other. e orher.you either get hit, go n apology tour, or you knuckle upl and let' liks. >> i feel like this is a doublet apology tour, but i'm t muskil on this one. >> i'm going to go. you think he winl goh elons. l. i would go. i would go with you. on a matter of fact, let's make it this make it. winner takes all. where facebook versus twitter. instm. as tw
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you get the company. you get the company and you also get his kids. yes. anybody no, no, no. >> nobody wants anybody else's kids. okay. thats th about this.ment and >> the government's kids. i literally brought my kidy s to the government and they still wouldn't take them full of propaganda. lookin >> but i'm t musk i'd be ing lk is quite. i'm. i'm too. there's no. i have ne it.o reason for it. >> i just looking at the two, i feel like he's got it, but i feel like we. i >> did have to break it up after 30 seconds. well, no, it dependst depend beo would take 4 to 5 minutes before they actually let any content cut contac t on each other because they'll just be waving around like thisey hted because they have like they both have are nearsighted. >> yea h so so they're just like, all right. >> yeah. all right. aaron, who do you think is going to win and why? tckerbergause ii actually, do t zuckerberg would win? because i did the research and apparently he is trained and there were photos from pes his personhi
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and his person went thishi record and said that he been training in this. but musk, for his part, b said that his training woulde be his move called the whale, where he would just lay on top of zuckerberg and see how that goes. i mean, this could be like the reincarnationn, like hav celebrity death match, that claymation show from the nineties where we could have two titans of industry just battle it out for, you know, charitmean t dy or whe i mean, it doesn't have to end in death. but that was, you know, the premise of the cartoon sho 90's. wit back the night but we can dream. i do believey there was a celebrity boxing reality show, wasn't there.y you're the expert, didn't they? it was like people like ansonha williams versus, scott baio. you know, danny bonaduce, verses you know, versus the octo mom. yeah, i forgot about this. do you remember the octo mom? amazing. >> she had eight babies and octo are at. it was something else. no, i don't rememberce! that. well, you know what?i'm you should i wish you would do more research on the questions
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i'm going to ask you. >> who are you excited overr this air? >> have you ever settled anything? no.ca women. >> this.we jdolly? >> yeah. we are much more civilized. we just search for the for the weaknesses of another person and then tear them down emotionally. >> yeah. ! creating creating deep insecurities that require years of therapy to undo okay p civilized peopleeo. octo i have the reality show the octo mom in. n th >> the octo gone. no one's getting in that. no versus joy, but it's her versus her kids. yes. in how old are the kids? i don't know are her. or eigh >> they're like seven or eight. that's a good match. yeah. yeah. climbing all over. yeah. all right. i guess i should move on since i'm drifting into nonsenseuld be ice in my hand movements. >> who would you. would you fonsenser some, the oo
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mom has tentacles. there is a good question. >> i would like to see, like, if i lived, we would. >> ge meat and a man man eating lion. and it really small cagey that c actually that could be theu guyw the they'll be the main event and you guys will be the match before the main event. kill mlde versus gutfeld kill me first. yeah. in a in a bull rope match. so they're tied to each other so they can't get away from me. now, that' d be fun.e fu all right. up next, her hain. r is bushy and her new is cushy. >> good topics. we love being outside, but the sun makes our deck and patio too hot to enjoy now, thanks to our new sun setter. retractable awning, we can select full sun or instant shade in just 60 seconds. it's 20 degrees cooler under the sun setter and we get instant protection from harmful uv rays and sun glare for pricing starting at less than $1,000. transform your outdoor living
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the board is part of joe biden's outreach to kids who he hasn' whot sniffed yet. but i know this is crazy, right? thatright? caucus is stilland su the secretary of homeland security. especially when you se? e he just appointed to this group of flunkies let be loons at political hacks ands. anyth >> it's the last personin who should have anything more to doschool. >> school children? no, not him. he's been dead for ten years.s and the chargears still unprove. sort of like president biden. >> that's not him either. he can't even come outside during school hours. no, it's the head of the american federation of. >> teachers, randi weingarten. or as some know, her,nt the current world record holder for the squat and. didn't know that, did you? sorry, tyrus. yeahad lift , the ladies who's e more to hurt schoolchildren than playing dodgeball with long. safety well, now offer advice on school safety. it's like hiring big bad wolfcuy
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to advise pigs on home security . >> on the bright side, this will allow her to finally quit her side hustlsidee. a nightclub bouncer. don't. makes total sense. i are someon make studied the development of an entire generation by closing schools leading to some of the worstfinl math and reading scores in decades. and when kids finally made it to schooy madel, only letters they learned were crt and lgbtq . weingarten sided with teachers unions over millions of school kids. everthey learned arey time, pusn exhaustive list of demands while simultaneously claiminghok she wanted to keep schools open. she failed those kids, and she's been rewardeid adind for her incompetence. of course, rewarding incompetence is what the bidenma administration has always done best. the school safetthe schoy was fd last year to focus on things like emergency management and prepare genius measures.cu and with the addition of randi, they'll now be able to focus things like how to cut your own hair, hair. and this is why it's hard to trust anything in government anymore. >> i mean, you know,
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trump looks more and more. is the word prescient? is that the word prescient, seeing ahead foresight? because everybody's everybody's? disgusting. how does this person failn fail and still be in charge of kids a safety? now, democrats are the party of participation trophies, right? everybody to succeed ifs trop you're a democrat, because that's how they see things. you'e my caucus who is failing miserably at the department of homeland securitymeland s. we have crisis after crisis in this nation, especially at the southern border. but, hey, it's hey, as a democr. you're good in your job. look at kamala. she's the vice president of the united you states. she's supposed to be the border czar. and we continue to have an unmitigate the unit to bed disaster becausf democrats and their policies. and randy here wanted, children to stay out of school and has literally left an entire generation of children failinge because she decided to pursue liberadel instead of actually putting children first. but, hey, you're a democrat. you ge you'ret to go ahead.ar and we will continue to reward bad behavior and mediocrity instead of pushing people to be
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better. if there was evead or a reason to vote for republicans in this country, you just have to look fo what democrats continue to pursue, whether it's people to judge or randi weingarten. you got to do better than that . >> kat, i would trust you with my kids before i would trust randi. >> maybe that's why i don't have kid trust you s. i >> she does have kids, by the way. e yeah, well, i guess that gives her more time to ruin other people's lives. y >> i just wonder when we get stupid enough for people to think not crazy for saying we don't really need the department of homeland security. y foit was created protection against terrorist attacks, and now it's protection for kids from germs and the school . >> it's like the third largest cabinet departmentrms in s and even been around that long, relatively. >> i jus t it's absolutelys ridiculous. but it's on par for the course with all this ridiculous stuffbe . >> it really, really is like the best.
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and the best case scenario is that she won't really do anything. yeah, that's the bes the best-co is that she'll waste my money. >> yeah. does she get paid? she probably gets paid?e probabo don't know. she's so the little lady. i like saying that now. a lady t over here is actually - upgrade from some of the things you've called yourself. makes a good point. are wepoin dhst.? what the time to go. it could be. respa , we all know what the kneelo response was after 911 and a lot of us supported that particular. . but i was one of them.does w thd then you see what theit government actually does with the power it gets and howw it consolidates that power. and now suddenly we've g we've t these no name boards with the teachers unions head running it inside the dhsad runniit insid t can investigate parents at school board meetings. i don't knowe etings? but when it is the perfect unholy alliance of in competence and ideology in the caucus, who's got an ideology the to the border opens and is incompetent, what is it reading? blame math scores have plummeted yet again. they want to blame it on corbyn, which is actually i her fault. but it's because they've collapsed.
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government run schools in this in this country for the last couple of decades while she's been in charge. >> yeah, i >> greg: yeah.t is i think it's like they just chose they didn't choose the parents. >> they always choosent.e givin anti parent. >> well yeah, the people without kidsg us a kid giving ut on how to raise kids. okay butsagree w hate to disagr, with you, but to be fair to our vp, kamalaought it she thought s border bar czar. so she's beet a highn the happyg thing at a high level. so i'm just happvel.y i heard.im >> so we just need to quit. she's giggling all the time. sn never thirsty, like, you know, just saying, yeah, they just maybe needed to describe, noed t go to the border and get lit, >> gle. you got to fix it. but her happy hour game. is strong. yeah, it like he's on record for this country needs a happy hour. >> yes juss tht typically as the vp. yeah prefer to be your best friend who never reallr really s money for the tip. yes, but, you knowwhatever, whal
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we're bringing worlds together here in this administration. yeah, but, yeah, as a former schoolteacher, this is the last individual that should you aking any decisionindividul your kids. but they. they've taken the power out of the. used t, go to iourcee pare the parents. it used to be teachers and parents were a team when i was when i gotn e in trouble? my mom would come in there and i'm sitting there and she'd say, what do you do? >> i'm like, wait, no. like, i knew i waswhat done. yeah, well, let me tell you what he did. he's keeps going on with this. i'm funn stu y stuff. he knows it's not good. you can't pay your bills going through life, wrestlinlifeg and cracking jokes. but it was real argument, all right? it was real arguments. divit they divided parentsghting and teachers. yeah, they're divided. they're fighting they don't hire good teachers and they bring in again with the same thing with administrationan these equity hires. and this is the mess we're in and she's an equity hiren: and, obviously knows where the bodies are built and the second laptop is all right we goshe knownd t to go we're going to enticeng with life changing advic to ene yeah.
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yeah. you're watching. mailing it i n. >> welcome to mailing it in. you write. i read we shaved pete duties head , hate hair. ooh, this first one. this one'ss. a doozy from bright eyes. who have you not forgiven? and who have you not forgiven? come on, cat.d go t fois sounds like i should go to you first. there's no one that i haven't forgivenrgiven bec. a lot of people have treated me really, really bade , but i have no idea where i would be without the content they've provided. like, i couldn't be like, you can joke about. >> i've used humor to get o through my charmed life, full of healthy relationshipsf helate everyone treated me the way i deserve. >> it is true, though,. the that angered me most ended upping helping me. pete, do you feel the same way? >> is there someone you can't forgive?
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and this is name ryan witht forg sherman salad's iniv the rhymes with bill kane. no, i'm kidding. no i will. >> i couldn't i couldn't think of a trump that ryan became. but you know what? you don't have to explain yourself. you have forgiven him. you know what i've had to beforg i have had to be given a lotivef forgiveness over my life. so i give it out very generously. oh, i don't. and i just don't hold manyr grudges. i think i've gottwoife will one or two small grudges my wife will remind me of. and i can't put the names out em right now where they're just their name snaps me. ne to stop.nevere >> but other than that, i just kind of let it go. aaron oh, there are plenty people i haven't forgiven. i hold a grudge like i hold a handbag every single day. ye life. excellent. yeahah. >> and in politics, oh, boy. yeah, it's a blood. there's one reporter that every time i see their name on a pres thes list, i kick them off just because i'm that petty. >> ha ha ha. a hi. like petty people, i'm a pettyps personon. tyrus.
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>> do you forgive, or is there some people you won't forgive? >> women? ack. all of them. yeah. and i keep going back.t th vicious cycle yeah i don't worry about the forgive them i mean this focus on cell phone really can only bemuch tha for o too much i can think of. yeah but i ddoo liken't li kick >> you don't like though. i do dig that. that's cool. yeah. beinye you -- thg a little. i l i love it when you block peoplev on twitter who have been mean to you and then they're mad thatyou block them. mean >> it's like, well, it's like a badge of honor for being said. nothing you says matters. yeah, it's like you're being so i blocked you. >> and the way did you put your. all right, next question. when you were a ki kd, what product totally disappointednted you you, aaron. >> i don't know if it'sbu a product. go-gurt first time i had one of those, i immediately spit it out. it was disgusting.
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was that yogurt in a thing that you. yeah, yeah, yeah, it was. that wast back like, yeah. now, gross brought back memories of those movies. i was broke trying to get through college. pete, i know what a lot of go. i just mean no, because i was mean. you clean it up. making the egg on your face is so glaring. >> it wasn't it it wasn't egg on his face. >> i made homemade yogurt and i sold it. oh, i sold it, pete. hair gel, product. gre product. that disappointed me. you know, i think itg:e? stuf proactiv. >> do you remember proactiv? oh, you bought it. you better r bedid!. i did. wasn't even real. what? i was like 14,4 or 1 15 with zi. yeah, i wanted to get rid of them. i bought pro hacked it. >> britney spears told me it would work and it didn't . question >> this is such a great b question becauseecause i'm writg down so many things i read brut cologne because they didn't
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get the benefits they've earned support and more victories for veterans. >> go to dave talk a story in five words. story in five words. is cnn up for sale? so always, i love these stories that begin or end with a question mark because thats pr s probably totally false. but let's pretend it's real. all right. tyrus, rumors are swirling that warner bros. discovery could sell cnn in the coming year and that former ceo jeff zucke r might want to buy it. would you ever want to buy a place used to work like.t to >> i don't know. no b a, buy used to work at it.s there's a reason why i don'ta re workason there anymore. the yeah, buying it just to fire somebodybu, mess up the previous segment. so i can't. so i. e''t do thatn we'd have to go back in and go back and edit it.
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yeah, yeah. v thank you. so for me, is a vote forr freed america, what better cat? i started a go fund me accountni and bought it. i bet if i announce it " on the five in this show we could like get a zillion dollars and then we could alln t it and run cnn and we couldwe cn turn it around. we could turn it around.. >> what say you? gre i love it. yeah, that'd be great. i don't thinat.i don't e tok. : you'd be able to get enough money for that, though. really? yeah. no, no, i just don't sorr . >> sorry. well, you could wait. i think you could be really good. yeahou, >>i mean, it would be fun. money goes back to the peopleab if you're nolet able to buy it. yes, but then you get a few billionaires and millionaires to throw some into the go fund me page, too. pretty soon. you're cooking with gas? yeah. owne gofundmed by.u and then you bought a shelled out beat up car that doesn't run anymore wortbuh like what ae you going to do it and once we buy it we just do reruns of forensic files day all day, forn and we just collect the checks. >> yeal day evh. >> and you ruin hl. and it's such a good idea.
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nonstop forensic files, and then you interstitial a little out the classic don lemon moments. there's a from 20 11 when he said blah, blah, blah. >> and 10 minutes of wolf>> blitzer. yeah. and inappropriate sitcom is from the seventies that they all hated. it's archie bunker our g o speaker by the way. >> pretty sure they're ironically clapping wern, what do you what would if you were to buy it, would you what were the changes that you would make? >> i'm not a network executivees . i'm not really sure i'd be the right person for this part of ti the industry . s cl i just it's clearly not working. and going back to what didn't work like if the if zucker bought it and he's already not worked out that like it doesn't sense to try and like go back into that. well i jus hedon't see this as a good option. >> this sounds like a story to me that he planteed ld to be like, hey, let's float my namee a little. let's see if this could reallyag be a thing maybe.
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and maybe this could get me some backers if cnmaybe.maybe no to sell it doesn't sound like a serious enterprise, so >>m not going to take it. >> seriously, what about fox buying ig:t and, then?tion? what they do is competition. and then you you put you smush with fox business. then all of a sudden fox business is like thien fox bissh you've thought way too much about. i do. because what you do with magazines, you buy another magazine and you take their subscribers and then you buil with magazined your mav >> so you got your 16 cnn subscribers. yes. s. >> okay. that was a cnn. that was cnn plus. yeahhat wacnn+ha. yeah. it's. why would you buy a what while it's still g on plus?? >> i think so. he's just waiting. yeah. yeah. you just yea >> he' cash check. >> just wait. yeah, well, we'll see. maybe. maybe trump should buy it. >> what about musk? musk should buy that. that >> that should be what you win in that death match. exactly. cn ctlyn. you i heard you.n. us quite you knew that i would>: change the consonants and you said you're now thatou're no nea
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