next week, so be sure to tune in at 8 p.m. eastern time monday through friday. and we'll be right back here next saturday night at 9 p.m. until then you can find us on social media lawrence b. jones 3 or talk to the it team at lj cross country and set your dvr you never miss a show. good night america. hello america i'm kennedy and this is fox news saturday night. >> oh, baby this presidential election is shaping up to be a class for the titans in so many ways the showcase of showdowns. the biggest grudge match in the history of presidential politics. right now it is looking like a tired reboot of old and older as a former president and that current raisin shirtless wrestle for world most important job of liver spot of 2024 battle royale

a mattel and country might pay dearly before and becomes 47, he has to make it passed florida man oh yeah the real showdown will be president trump versus governor ron desantis while the florida governor has most unenhave theyable job threading point of pointy needle with a cult hero while extolling virtue president trump will have no problem disparaging governor ron with series of unflattering nick names and hyperbolic characterizes watch. >> better job than rob. once you get used to saying it is hard to say desantiss i being interviewed and i was trying to be serious and i called him desanktus. he was going out and saying i have eight years that's going to be eight years -- let me tell you something. right there you should vote against him.

>> totally, and how will ron respond to the don? >> when you are saying that cuomo did better on covid than florida did, you are revealing yourself to just be full of it. he's saying things that are false and so, that's fine if you want to do it. i don't think people are going to buy it. i don't think it is going to ultimately matter in the end but it will be successful. you know what matters -- before trump gets passed meatball ron, he's really going to have disbeans meat head don. trump versus trump ma may be biggest matchup of them all with 45 and lost list of past achievements with battle of xiement donald into a deeper sanctioned trap with less than stellar statements like this. >> why not hand them over then? >> because i had a box i want to go through the box and get all of my personal things out. i don't to hand that over to -- >> i want to go through box and

get my golf shirts. trump may end up beating himselfs proves that anyone in politics is beatable there's tons of time left in the race. but the longer desantis staying in negative double dimghts less likely he is to overcome the deficit. regardless of what trump impulsively admits to and if he presurveillance thanks to weaponize indictments, a nation that addicted to binge watching reality politics eager for blood sport would be bored and disappointing watches tallahassee titan slice and dice with a young and shiny political -- desantis biden is shooting fish in a barrel. and they would have to employ mercy rule before first debate and you know people don't want to see gramps mcgill taking on winter with biden versus trump. what they really want is godzilla versus king kong thepght the crack in them.

yeah see that in the new guard will keep up with the old dirty bastards they have to play in the mud good thing the proxy presidential war has been playing out between two governors. east coast versus west coast tupac versus biggy one man greasier to take covid grudge to national level and that's california governor piano key teated. yeah. teeth. >> larger than 21 states population is combineds and the difference between me and most politicians is i own this. >> and my cosmetic dentistry gavin newsom has been waiting for a closeup for decades plotted a rise to the top through the filthy democratic machine his elbows are sharp as knitting needles ready to toss vp kamala harris off the ss to become next in line for the democratic no, no, nom he's dirn

a san francisco sidewalk and one man standing in the way of the 1600 pennsylvania dream other than president biden's commander course too soon. ron desantis these two already hate each other and they're bad blood is the perfect elixir to toast a new generation of feuding fuss budgetses but he could be talking about himself. watch. >> i don't like the guy, though, he's a bully he demonizes. he it finds vulnerable populations an he exploits them not my kind of human being. >> like you've exploited the california homeless. why is he nots your kind of human being because ron and wal-mart melania too grossed out to be seen with the french laundry. you snob -- desantis won't take goons the chin he's got a right cross all heated up and ready to enleash on garch's perfect glass jaw

with this blistering campaign ad. >> has not made progress on the homeless crisis. rising crime in san francisco. >> needles and feces outside. >> we have had a great experiment in governing philosophy. >> needles and feces, california it is the clash we deserve, afterall we are a nation that lives for and thrives on big battles in rivalries. if we don't get desantis newsom this time around we will all be the kid little brother through the foul ball back at fenway. we need our nancy kerrigan and tonia tonia harding to keep politics weird. >> hi -- why? [crying] why? ron, in politics sometimes our villain is our heros i don't remember a movie called i nancy. and, of course, neither of these men can win unless they make it out alive from two of the biggest swing states ohio, and michigan.

that's why they call the college football matchup between ohio state and michigan the game. because there's so much on thes line there's so much bad blood and there can be only one. do you know why we deserve new blood in the presidential race? because if you take the ages of our three oldest senators, dianne feinstein chuck grassley and bernie sanders and you add them up just three people, they're combined age is 260 that's older than america our country is celebrating her 247th birthday this july 4th. but it is a child compared to that combined age of these musty senatortorial for god sake for all things entertaining new and let the presidential contest come down to gasp and ron who qualify for their own life insurance policies. now it may seem like this is the most important challenge facing voters whether or not they're preferred candidate would survive a 50 yard walk or

spiling down the air force one steps. oh, no -- les there he is. oh, so nimble. watch me. fall again but there's one more pressing issue we all need to focus on. i need to know who side are you on. meat or lettuce are you going on a plant based diets or going listen to what your body wants so you can actually survive the coming apocalypse if trump is, in fact, reelected and our fearless leader amy schumer abandonings us for canada our nation is splitting at the seems. and not just because of our fat keister and we have to decide qhiewz side are we really on on one brooklyn brown stone owner heard of this reportedly renting out a 57 lurks dollar a month one bedroom apartment but only to someone who promised not to cook fish or meat in their unit. the other side of the savory coin is british celebrity chef

john mountain who actively tells vegans they can f off and not to botser eating at his australian restaurant. watch. >> i'm done with vegans i'm absolutely done, done, done, with vegans. i like them well done with the side of horseradish they have a very hard time fighting back against this tough talk because they're so hungry and depleted they can barely lift their spingd her arms to wipe away their tofu tears. over the next year it is guaranteed to be nasty and interesting. we get the politicians we deserve and for those of us who are endlessly entertained by shameless pursuit of power we deserve all of the grudge matches we can handle if a challenge is anyone crazy enough to want the top job in the first place. oh we've got a great show for you on fox news saturday night, the panel is here to save the world, always mayor suarez in

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♪ ♪ hey now welcome back it is providence 2024 race will come down to one thing. making tough choices, in fact, one candidate says he's just the right guy for the gig, miami republican mayor francis suarez. >> my track record of decision making demonstrated i'm not afraid to make tough choice. so i thought -- let's hold it them to that with a quick round of would you rather joining me now mayor of miami and republican presidential candidate francis suarez great to see you in the studio. >> great to be with you. i love miami i'm a big fan. it is very much the miami miracle. i spent had a great time but if you're going tabling tough choices you have to make it through this round of would you rather ready? let's go. number one, would you rather have creed or nickelback perform the sound track to your campaign? >> creed. [laughter] >> okay. >> would you rather spoon

hillary clinton for an entire night or wrestle with a grizzly bear for two minutes? >> definitely wrestle a grizzly bear. my wife wouldn't be up for me spooning hillary clinton. >> would you rather bet in a street fight on mike pence or asa hutchison. >> pence is a little tougher. >> i think so too and not because i'm from indiana. >> pence is tough and sized him up he's calm and cool. but he's got some skills. >> i think so. >> would you rather do ten years in prison with donald trump or spent a year as hunter trump at a news colony. >> ten years with trump or a year nudist colony -- >> with trump more entertaining for sure. >> absolutely right then seasoneds and people say you're too young for the job as president. 45 what do you say to say? >> plenty for my age being a

presidents and running city is a 4500 employees and four labor unions and also experience in the private sector that i think makes me more qualified than a lot of current and forminger presidents before me. >> we've never had a mayor go from mayoral office to presidents city an had past past presidents mayor at one time andrew johnson calvin coolidge grover and governor or vice president before that. are you ready for the job or is this really to boost national profile and name recognition for 2028? >> totally ready for the job i'm uniquely qualified to tackle big issues in our country like inflation which is number one issue. immigration i think being a hispanic republican would give me a tremendous platform to be able to solve this multidecade multipresidential administration issue. and i think confronting china is sort of the generational challenge before us. what i've done as nay mayor and

strategy and vision that i have for this country which is so create generational prosperity leaning into opportunities like tech has been successful in my city number one many wage growth number one in tech job greet and lowest unemployment many america i think that is the kind of country that we need. >> your parents were born in cuba they came here and realize american dream. you're the embodiment of that. what would you do differently the republicans are doing wrong on immigration? >> immigration i think we need to have a coherent conversation i think it is a political football. i think we need to secure the boards and we have 80, 90,000 diagnose of fentanyl that's equivalent of 47 crashing 300 people we saw tragically what happened this week with the submersible and it was, you know, a daily -- you know whole day we were sort of glued to our television and 300 dying every day of any tragedy we would, you know, dedicate that energy and efforts and the resources to secure our

border. i think we have to depower china we're giving china a 3 trillion and using that to subvert us and push socialism. we need to right size immigration and as a hispanic president i can help bridge a divide in tough choices. >> who would americans rather have a beer with you or ron desantis? >> i think it is pretty obvious. sorry. ron. >> what's your favorite beer? >> stella. >> all right there you go. mayor suarez we're hearing a lot more about you and from you thank you for taking the time. always good to see you. >> goods to be with you. >> stick around we have a lot of show left harry and meghan exposed will the tiger king become president and tell knock knock jokes in times square first up on tonight's show brought to you by the eloquent sound of sweet pundit poetry. >> sweet heart deal -- sweet heart deal. not some sweet heart deal. >> sweet heart deal.

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>> oh, the royal rejects have been rejected again.

because they suck. spot if i announce last week they will not renew harry and meghan 20 million podcast contract and now, we're learning why sources claim markle did little to no work on her archetypes podcast we're told low level staffers did the interviews and then edited her voice in later because she's so busy you guys. it sounds like she's doing the interviews. but she's not senior spot if i podcast executive bill simmons bashing them during a recent episode of his podcast watch. >> i wish i had been involved in the spot if i negotiation. rifters that's a podcast we should have launched at them. >> gold i hope everyone is finally sick of these two as i am joining me now to discuss, we still got miami mayor and 2024th cial candidate francis suarez and my friend lovely emily and comedian libertarian legend

poted cast host dave smith he's here welcome you two. did you meet francis he's lovely miami such a great town. so dave i will start with you you host a podcast how egregious to put your voice in later. >> pretty bad i'll defend spot if i guys because i love that they backed my guy joe rogen when he had biggest cancel campaign against them and stayed but this was a mistake to ever sign them for this much money and they're out of touch for what the market for podcasting is and this was destine to not be successful. no one wants to hear long form of two sides. >> all of them in the world but the grifters way catchier than ark types they did only 12 episodes. >> here's the thing that's supported and that never has to be forgiven as hard work you never have to apologize for that that's one thing actually that megyn could have done that would have at least given her a rise for maybe one star to five stars

right. but instead she scoffing at the fact that the rest of us have to work only thing she's work hard at was worming her way and disintegrating and gets fie stars for that. >> she's nasty they don't like her here and in the and would you like to be king so your kids can grow up and complain about you? dges does this mean they're going back to the u.k.. j they won't have them there. >> what's the next country for ?em >> i think somalia. >> wow. >> that could work for them. lawless they're pirates and plenty for them complain about. maybe if they survive month of that they would actually have an interesting podcast and be like they don't have any soft boiled eggs i don't know what i'm going to do. [laughter] i love that kelly osbourne made fun of them and said you dressed as an fing nazi you don't complaining your life and

there's a king we have to remember. tiger king -- yes. the hit netflix series that dominateds our pandemic lives. the currently imprison star of the series joe exotic i'm missing so much he's official high fired to appear on the 2024 democratic primary ballot in colorado. the form or zoo keeper is currently serving a 21 year sentence that will fly by after a murder for plot higher and a plot nothing prevents a person from running for president from prison. that's great news for -- at least another candidate i can think of does he have a shot, dave? >> it's an outside shot. for sure -- to win a lot of things would happen. who would king tiger king or joe biden? >> you know, joe biden isn't really president it is just people around him and i don't know that teeinger king would have terrible people around him. i think they would be weird people but i would roll the dice

on tiger king that's what genuinely mean that if i had a choice between joe biden he might not try to start nuclear war with russia and joe biden seems to be trying to. so i'll roll the dice on that. >> but he's talking about deal and not black lives matters but bureau along management and justice reform. you know, maybe -- >> one that's the cops not against the cops okay i'm goods for reforming them. >> so who is worse for a national politics -- vice president kamala harris or that carol bank carole baskin? >> confession time i've never seen tiger king not once, however, by love him. >> literally nothing else open. there was nothing -- [laughter] only thing in the world. >> we were adding to our sunday night movie night instead of the crown we shall watch tiger king here's what i love about him is having knowing really nothing about him he came out with a beautiful i thought persuasive commentary why we should votes for him he's like his words not

mine and may have murdered tigers but bottom line is yes i want bureau of land and criminal justice reform and do a better job than vessel occupying oval cuvees i'm all for it because at least with him, he may have sort of a never thought about that left field idea but at least he's coherent which currently the commander in chief is not. tiger king all of the way. >> i will say in his defense most politicians are gay murderers. >> would you like to comment on that? current politician -- >> i will say that politics is a dirty business. and -- you know, a lion tamer may not be the worst candidate. >> who would you like to face of if you get the republican nomination? >> likely to be a current president -- and rfk seems to be making some waves i think he's gaining some momentum interesting to see whether the party will allow him to get volume an interesting the

way he's done it radically dirnght with a podcast and being disruptive in messaging. but -- yeah. i just can't imagine running against biden's america where the poor get poor america is weaker and comien is a lone superpower. >> thrown in prisons -- abusive people there set free to rub feces on others. while speaking of unholy guacamole ordered to pay 7,000 in damages to employees forced to confess sins to a person who identified himself as a priest. the workers say they seem wheerd the so-called priest only asked about sins committed at work. turns out the priest was fake and the boss actually wanted to investigate and punish the staff he learned hard whey you burn your employees -- the department of labor will get jalapeno face so what sins has our panel committed while on the job. dave. >>ing i've never had a job so

that's -- pretty hard really nothing you can do. >> that's thes sin. by the way if the punishment after you get caught is 70,000 dollars. that's kind of worth doing. like it's worth trying. they were find out some dirt. >> i have to give the guy credit for creativity like this is a talk -- devoted catholics so i trust you. the thing about this is that this was sort of this was an ancillary discovery on the part of the department of labor after again it was an issue just with unpaid wages. then they happened to discover that the employer was doing this otherwise we wouldn't have known about this and reminds me of autoshop that recently after a department of labor unpaid wage dispute paid the employee in oil soaked pennies. dumping it all over his driveway with an expletive message cracks me up in this day and age there's i guess a regulatory body that we can depending on

the good old dol to uncover humorous stories. with 70,000 dollars enough punishment for this boss? >> listen i'm kat lek i go to confession now i have to be extra care who feel i go with. this takes up a research to another level. [laughter] >> don't trust anyone mayor. >> very true you never know if it is hillary clinton sitting on other side like -- all right -- >> not spooning her so i know that. that's all goods. >> going to have your graze scars all over your face. >> i have like a priestley caller because i've married people. do you think i should come to fox and have people confess their sins to me? >> i've married too i married mark anthony and his wife. one and only ceremony yeah. >> >> was it -- j.lo? >> current wife. he needs another one have him call me. >> one and done. thank you so much for being here

good luck in the race. >> appreciate it. emily glorious to see you royal episodes await dave smith awaiting for your announcement i may have two presidential difference on the couch. going on recovery just a bits on a secret mission to discover the truth behind battle of the sexes so which gender has an easier life? and -- we're getting all rock 'n' roll with legendary frontman dave mustaine horns up fans. there she is.

>> hey you, showers your drunken taco bell lot of it the battle of the sexes is a tale is old as time so, of course, i went undercover as my superman rock 'n' roll ruben to see if i can break through and men sports, and find out which gender really

has it easier, watch. >> are you ready for this? >> uh-huh. >> now that's very natural. ♪ ♪ men sports is about to be obliterated by rock 'n' roll reuben. let's go. hey, man. how are you? >> is he running the best? >> the best ever. are you worried that women are going to beat you? >> yes. don't worry i'm here ruben. got me stronger, stronger -- >> fellas -- doing our man thing. man thing. ruben. this is a construction zone. very manly. no chics. no chics here. man. great to be a man. what's the best part? knowing everything or having world by the string?

>> yeah either one of those is fabulous. >> what's hardest part of being a dude? manliness -- being manly. lifting heavy things all the time. putting down the toilet seat. that's worst part right there you know what i say -- having to say yes dear. is it a man's world? >> a little bit. yeah. are you beginning to -- they're like oh, i got to put the toilet seat down. >> that must be hardest part. so hard lifting things all of the time. but weak arms. all jelly. is that your name reuben. sure it -- reuben what? rock 'n' roll ruben. high-fives for guys. high-fives for guys. there it is. rock 'n' roll ruben has landed. infiltrating men's sports let's do a little yoga. oh, yeah -- up top. up top. whew. oh --

so much rock 'n' roll so many chics high-fives for guys that's right high-fives for guys right there. oh, a little bit of ruben rock 'n' roll ruben. are you trying to get me? trying to get me. can't get me. holy -- oh -- right here. right here. what i came here for. victory lap. >> i still can't believe i made that shot. that was real. joining me tonight a real rock 'n' roller legendary front seat man and cofounder of the grammy award-winning metal man mega death with number one album on every imaginable chart dave mustaine is here great to see you dave. >> hi kennedy. how are you darling? me and ruben are doing great the sick dying and the dead you have

an interesting quote here you said mega death is a band and most successful when world is at its craziest it is no shock that you guys have just raged to the top of the charts with this. has the pandemic been goods for your song writing? >> well, i wouldn't want to actually put it in that context but you know, for your fans and viewers -- you and i have known each other back from the 90s when you were a [ding] host and did night the mega living death concerts, in manhattan i think it was 1994 you hosted that with us. so i'm glad to get this opportunity to reminisce with you about stuff like that. the pandemic motivating us for songs -- you know i've tried to use things that we all deal with without putting too much of a black or white, you know,in or

yang and try to go up the middle so you can think what you want. with my kids i've said you know here's the pro he's the con here is what dad would do and here's what happened. we are ones that are keeping rationality in our kids lives we have to be ones who explain to them how to take an issue aparts and rationally looking at it. and think for yourself, now people they often accuse you of putting your politics into your music but you don't really do that, do you? >> well i don't, i don't put my political party favoritism into my leerks i talk about issues that it affect all of us and i've grown up in -- in a very real outlook towards life and world. i've been living on my own ever since i was 15. so you know back in 1976 that's like a ten-year-old nowadays. so you know, i know what it is like for a lot of kids that are

growing up in our nation and i believe i have my own beliefs of what big part that have problem is and i try to put it into lyrics and in a -- easily pallettable way so people can maybe take look at stuff and maybe not want what i have but ask themselves you know, i don't what dave has but do i want what i have? that kind of a thing give yourself a different perspective and maybe another shot at something in life. >> what is an issue that keep you up at night either as a parent or someone who reads the news? >> you know, i -- believe it or not i don't really watch too much of the current affairs right now because i don't have a lot of time to do that. there was a period while i was going through my recovery from my -- my previous illness where i got to watch a lot of tv. but i was just so busy right now. i know a lot of current affairs that are going on, and you know,

i think it's just like anything in life people are going to look back and figure out who is doing what and correct it and we're going to move on. >> dave mustaine great to talk to you see megadeaths on tour and they absolutely should you have challenged all of your experience and all of your metal into a phenomenal show thank you so much for being here. i always appreciate talking to you. >> you're welcome, kennedy. >> thank you, dear. shall we play a game -- democrats think republicans are destroying the country. republicans say democrats are the devil. who is right? we're going hear both sides of the argument with the twist america's favorite game, party swap is next. ♪ ♪

l >> goodness i hope you're ready for this it is time to cross the aisle from red to blue from blue to red. and walk mile in someone else's views, it is america's favorite game of swash buckle and swish rue party swap. our panel will be asked to argue political view points they don't really believe. whoever fixed the best takes the win and becomes kamala harris's

speech writer. ♪ ♪ oh switched sides tonight jessica arguing conservative point of view and many clambering for some time and joined by guy benson arguing the liberal point of view can he own the libs with his new lodge egg i will decide who wins and writes for the vp. are you both ready to play? >> yeah. i mean -- >> guy is already glaring going to be good. jessica number one why do you think hunter biden is the real crime boss behind breeb rei scheme with his dad and what punishment does he deserve? >> well, start with the most important question which is what punishment does he deserve and all of us are watching i vroom prodeaf penalty seems like that's the only option for -- someone who has flouted nation laws treated us with such

disrespect and worst of all is denying his daughter the life that she deserves. and then she deserves absolutely i've started go fund me personally to get money to little london who is now america's child. i think it is fair to say and we'll be sending her through college and anything sure she gets everything -- that would be coming to her. >> hopefully not a liberal university jessica? >> no, of course, not. she can go to like barry wise who is one of our dear leaders now she go to her free speech universities. liberties, somewhere good, where people in positions of power take advantage of little children. maybe -- >> well guy i'll let you respond here hunter biden clearly victimize sharp minded turn artist tell us why he's actually the smartest biden family member. >> well, well here we are -- i thought we were finally rid of you kennedy now we're i guess in my parents basement this is what

it looks like where i do all of my tweeting from. not with a blue check mark not a dime to that guy so your question -- was about hunter biden that's doctor hunter biden to you first of all. >> i actually don't get that -- >> the doctor it is doctor he worked hard. it is doctor. okay excuse me. the question is not whether he did anything wrong. [laughter] he did nothing wrong he's perfect. the question is is he a great american -- or the greatest american and look, the the greatest american is no doubt differently abled undocumented migrant but he's -- >> clearly. >> likely in second place that will be my best guess as i think this through. and i find this entire line of questioning and this death penalty nonsense absolutely disgusting here's the reality. here's the bottom line. rethuglik oorks they want to

criminalize fun and they can't stand it and they want to put him in jail for in ron de satan's penalty. >> proin the womb and someone who pushed a little lady out of my hoo-ha i can tell you you are wrong and dobs decision was greatest gift to america i've ever seen. >> yep bar of kevin amy bible -- >> we only have 45 seconds jessica why aren't more people on the left calling for hillary clinton to -- out for doing exact same thing as donald trump? >> honestly double standard is ridiculous seeing it with hunter biden team ja rule on that front hillary clinton again, i'm not saying death penalty but certainly in jail for a very, very long too many with what she did. >> guy do you believe classified documents is the worst cream in history of the united states or

the world? >> both. put us all at risk and i'm going to now adopt your position i'm open minded. this is a capital case against trump -- and they better gets on it fast before the totalsly corrupt supreme court just the conservative ones by the way overturn anything. get this done -- >> i -- it pains me to pick a winner here. but i have to say, jessica wearing red and calling for the death penalty you get to become like a speech writer. all right. >> well we all win that. >> we really do. you guys are heros, and we've got much more on fox news saturday night, what is your favorite joke we hit the streets at times square to find out. that's next.

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>> welcome back to fox news saturday night. we're in new york city, the comedy capitol of the world and folks are looking for a laugh. so i went to find out just how funny new yorkers and the tourist really are. watch. >> welcome to beautiful times square as you know i'm on the laugh and liberty tour with jimmy failla and reright my recipe is putting audience to sleep and i thought i would exchange with tourist visiting new york city. let's go. what's your favorite joke? >> knock, knock -- >> who's there? >> cindy lew. >> cindy lew who -- [laughter] >> why did the chicken cross the road? >> because -- >> extra points for the chicken dedication. knock knock -- >> who's there the interrupting cow. >> interrupting -- moo. >> where did the general put his armies? >> on the land. >> up his sleeveys.

>> what's your favorite joke i know you have a favorite joke? >> who is most popular guy in the news colony? guy who can carry two copies and 12 donuts. [laughter] >> see because his lands full of the coffee. [laughter] >> why do humming birds hum? >> because they can't talk. >> they don't know the words. >> what say when they hit the wind shield? >> i don't have the guts to do that again. >> when does a duck wake up? >> at the quack of dawn. >> oh, my -- >> knock knock, who's there? the interrupting cow. >> moo -- she knows it. she knows it. she already knew it. how do you make a water bed bouncier? >> i don't know. >> add spring water. [laughter] >> oh, brother -- >> some isly jokes.

the best in town. yeah. [laughter] >> a lot of people didn't know that i could solo like that jessica back in studio with me what's your favorite joke or knock knock joke could be the corniest in the world. >> so actually the quack one because i was warned that this would be happening and what do i say? but i can tell you we don't have enough time my grandmother told the funniest joke about this guy going through an airport with what seem like a supercomputer like decades ago. where he could like print things and do what we can do on a phone and someone asks him where did you get that and he was lugging huge suitcase and he goes you forgot the badge and wow. no funny. and no time for a joke. >> that one was worth the wait, though. [laughter] yeah. grandmother was hilarious.

>> oh thank you jessica. say it fast. we don't have any time that's all for the saturday night. if you want more jokes, we've got tickets on sale now for the laugh and liberty tour coming to a city near you. and please set your dvr for 10 p.m. eastern right here every saturday night. good night. chaim brian kilmeade along with lisa bills, kat timpf, welcome to the big weekend show. you guessed it, fox news alert. commander of the military group broke promising march to moscow and threatened armed confrontation with vladimir putin without using his name bringing his troops back to the basis in ukraine. where's he going? the situation is escalating as all unfolding over the last 24