know. all i can say, i will call it as i see it and get answers for you and hold the powerful accountable. now those words were as true then as they are now, our mission is not changing, our hour is, moving up to 7 p.m., fox's prime time. that's it for us and gutfeld. gutfeld. [applause] >> greg: ha, ha, ha. [cheering] >> greg: wow, i'm tempteshlgs d

not to do this. i can't use this, tell that story. happy monday. may not be jack kennedy, he is better, a jacked kennedy. >> let's go. >> greg: oh, yeah. oh, man. yeah. almost as ripped as me. that's obviously r.f.k. jr. looking les like presidential candidate. he posted this video with caption, getting in shape for my debate with president biden. here is biden getting ready for the same debates.

yea. well. >> greg: yeah, r.f.k. jr. poll numbers are higher than his body fat. of course, i mean, the competition is not exactly fierce. last time chris christie took his shirt offgreen peace tried to roll it back in the water and gavin newsom, here is his workout. so you get it, r.f.k. jr. is different, the most muscular kennedy member since arnold bench pressed the maid. some look like this at 70 and some look like this at any age.

r.f.k. comes at time when america needs it most, we're bouncing back from the pandemic. average american gained 29 pounds during the lockdown. i couldn't believe until i knew who threw off the average. 29 pounds or in europe 2-1/2 kat timpf. >> i'm freezing. >> greg: r.f.k. will push us to exercise. let's face it, we're a fat country and we love it. incentivize hard effort and bring success, not like picking stocks or betting on horses or having your dad hook you up with a gig for board of directors on an oil company.

the mirror says well done. so many young kids avoid trouble when i get them to join a gym. of course the gym is in my basement, but you get my point. doing blow and drinking nothing but coffee is close second, that is neither here nor there. you get a physique like r.f.k. or mine. i know. you should see me in a girl's small t-shirt. take it from me, because i work out everyday. you know, i could go for some push-ups. >> right away mr. gutfeld. [applause] . [applause].

rf >> greg: r.f.k. jr. is smart, trash him yourself by making comparison between captain ripped and the old fella putting socks over his shoes. he has more enemies than andrew cuomo at a nursing homes. r.f.k. did a podcast with joe ro rogan, they were attacked. he said this, you know, because he's an expert in health. did we show you who this expert is? here is reminder of r.f.k. jr., here is side by is. so who is the expert in health? no wonder when he was invited to debate r.f.k., he turned it down like a free gym membership. wouldn't mind having a president

who has discipline, the guy hikes, hunts, who knew he was the most cut. how would this guy or this guy compare to this? if nothing else, it's got to be better than this. i don't know, actually be good president who knows. he can't be worse, he is an og dem, not woke. building his guns while biden is coming for yours and he's willing to question everything. who does that remind you of? little like the guy who came down the escalator six years ago, only difference, he'll probably take the stairs. let's welcome, she's grilled more witnesses than jeffrey

dahmer, emily compagno. he set north american land speed record for getting sunburn, contributor tom. and he may be a comedian, he gets more laughs as a father, actor, writer and comedian, jamie lissow. our show moving to 10 p.m., we are telling her it is 11. fox news contributor kat timpf. [applause] >> greg: jamie, we point out to our new viewers, you live in alaska, how do you keep in shape there? do you lift igloo blocks? >> i was at the gym, my friend was like, do abs. it is hard to stay in shape, you are layered up.

>> greg: because you're alaska. >> biden is first president where you have a favorite fall. >> greg: yes, rent them. >> he was making fun of this r.f.k. video, when i fall on my face, i have people that lift me up. biden's reps came out and said he will do one to two pull-ups if he's at dinner and the bathroom is far away. >> greg: funny. >> biden has morning routine, one set of "where am i's" and we better get out of here before he gets back. got four out there. >> greg: emily, forego your comments on the story and tell me what is going on with joe divito? >> it is an ongoing

investigation, i can't comment. his important mirror went missing. >> greg: security footage somebody stole his mirror? do we know the person? >> emily: it is being investigated. >> greg: is it somebody we know, rhyme with smilead? >> emily: probably going to be jesse watters. >> greg: will r.f.k. jr. influence how you vote, you being a woman. >> emily: a sexist would say. >> kat: there has been over 14 million views, soon to be close to 50 million and we learned seven out of 10 americans think that biden is not physically and mentally capable of being a president. he's coming out and making a

good point, everyone gained 100 pounds during covid. let's get back to shape, to normal. >> greg: human inflation. >> emily: everyone is blown up literally and figuratively. contrast that with the democrat party, people asked nancy pelosi about his mental competency and she said don't bother me with that filth, that is ridiculous. r.f.k. was called crackpot right wing and be foter if he goes up to debate biden. rating with democrat party, fact the establishment and leadership is ignoring him, dismissing him means they are ignoring what americans are telling them, they want anyone, but biden.

yes, he is viable, fantastic candidate, anyone but biden and has good of country in mind, unlike biden who doesn't have anything in mind. [applause] >> greg: tommy, how do you stay in shape? you know i've noticed you. i look at you. >> i do calla stenices, greg. >> greg: how does he stay so trim? >> great observation about trump. he is trump of this election, he is being himself, getting free press and not doing it in a manipulative way, he is on cutting edge and doing what he believes and does things like this, does push-ups and it is getting tons of views and the press is treating him like trump saying he has no chance in the upcoming election. there is no chance he will be

president. he is getting support on the left and right. i know a lot of right wingers who like this guy because of medical freedom stance. that is a sad thing, it is also good for realignment of the country. trump realigned the country. r.f.k. jr. is probably going to do the same thing with people who believe in freedom. >> greg: you know -- [cheering] >> greg: he could run as an independent and win by pulling left and right to his side and there are more independent voters. i'm on the five. do you think it is all natural? do you think he might be mixing

testosterone with ozimpec? >> kat: sounds like his business. r.f.k. has said some unhinged things over the years, people overlook that when they are looking for a rebound guy. they are over biden. this guy is hot, younger, he has abs. okay, he is crazy and wild, it is a lot different from the boring guy who eats vanilla ice cream and goes to bed at 5 p.m. >> greg: he's a bad boy. bad boy kennedy is back in town. >> kat: is my rebound guy sane enough? >> greg: who wants that? you want a kennedy, get on # back of a harley and have your hair blowing in the wind smoking

a cancer stick, standing over the body of a drifter. >> that does it, greg, you've inspired me. [applause] >> greg: yes, there we go. do it. do it, tommy! you can do it, tommy! >> kat: nice. >> greg: don't stop. don't stop, tommy. keep going, tommy. keep going. don't stop. don't stop. don't stop. [applause] >> greg: whoo! [cheering] >> greg: there you go. nicely done. see. >> nice. >> greg: yeah. now all of you saw what i had seen before. all right. before we go -- beautiful, by the way. >> i was impressed and then worried employees >> greg: i was wondering if he

would do it for death. before we go, special guest mr. fitness himself, tom shillue. home of the peanut bar. check out this preview. i love saying that. all right. >> gutfeld in the house. ♪ ♪ >> ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together. >> great. >> a little stale. >> all right. go to g gutfeld.combefore it is too late. that is cryptic. we're going to kill all of you. up next our witty panelists. [cheering]

[cheering] >> greg: prigozhin gathered might and then got stage fright. was the coup a dud? it's time for -- what the hell just happened? hello, welcome to what the hell just happened. i'm your host >> ai next up on npr wagner performed "puff the magic dragon." it is russian mercenary force

've 25,000 led by yevgeny prigozhin. you have to say it three times and then beatlejuice appears. last friday they appeared to stage a coup. the never of doing this during pride month. what are they thinking? the rogue soldiers began marching toward moscow, seizing the city of rostov-on-don. you have to wait until after an n.b.a. championship, am i right? the siege stopped, like tanks were electric and their soldiers french. 36 hours after it began, peace deal was announced. officials don't know the details and today putin thanked his people. prigozhin released a statement

defending his actions. where is he? last seen leaving the hot tub of this well-known american. to tommy, this story amazes me, experts don't know jack, they are wrong about everything. i love the fact this day and age, you can have a private army. that is the whole story, this guy has his own army, maybe belarus. >> inspiration, organize at work and march on headquarters. no, i loved when this story broke because you did have the experts go to them in home offices and there with their pipe and talking about russian history. well, nicholas ii. you don't know what you are talking about. exactly. they would try to cover all bases and make a statement about what was going to happen and say

putin is known for doing the opposite of what he says. if that is the case, whatever i just said is wrong, it is right. >> greg: yes, they made a deal, they are notorious for not making deals. >> exactly. >> greg: we urge you not to take any of this seriously. emily, you're a movie freak. what is his name? prigozhin? prigozhin. he was trying to pull a jerry maguire and his bosses called him and said everyone you know and love will be dead, including renee zellweger. what do you think about that? do you think they would have killed jay moore, too? >> emily: point about mercenaries and his armies, they do anything for money. to me, this is watching in my

simple rudimentary way, watching what unfolds. they are not ideologues, they worship money. >> greg is right, show me the money. >> emily: perfect analogy. >> greg: where is cuba gooding jr.? did he go to cuba? good for him. >> emily: the other takeaway when -- hits the fan, who do you want in charge? who do i want as commander-in-chief? some people think this is far away, it does impact us, our markets and a lot of things that have real effects on how americans operate on daily basis, especially in relativity to economy and security. end of the day, do i want commander-in-chief ditherring around camp david skipping around classified information

and paper blowing off zoom conversation with global leaders or someone that can stand up to someone like that or the mercenary -- >> greg: or just stand up. >> emily: stand up without falling. >> greg: kat, as an expert in russian affairs, does this make russia look weak and you look strong? >> kat: i resent your dismissiveness, i've been feeling like an expert these days, which is ridiculous and shouldn't be the case. we saw people get wildly excited about this without bothering to google it. yeah, the wagner group, do you not know what you are saying? i'm a prigozhin sexual t-shirt. he's a murderous war lord, guys. >> greg: a butcher.

>> kat: beating syrian deserter to death with a sledge hammer and filmed it and made sledge hammer merch, sick, gross people. putin is bad, i'm ready to put my eggs in the prigozhin basket. google for two seconds, before you get excited. i'm an expert, i have a computer. it is crazy, all this information at your fingertips and people have never been dumber. >> greg: it is true. jamie, i coin the phrase, the fog of war, i just came up with that. what are your sources at the suicide hot line telling you?

>> it is weird how it lately goes right to voicemail. i feel like they shouldn't do that. >> greg: they shouldn't, they got lives, too. >> i remember once i go, thanks for your help and they go, you are not going to do it? they go, coward. this will not be effective. he withdrew earlier than expected and i'm an expert in the pull-out method. you have to be careful, you think you get all the guys out and there are a couple guys still in there and it can be absolute disaster. they are calling him a long-term loser and that is what i was going to call my memoir. long-time loser or lasso's lessons. i have tips. >> greg: do it and we'll move♪

. >> tips from a divorced dad. ♪ >> if you're getting divorced, things may be tough. there is light at the end of the tunnel. a lot of times, your ex with a flashlight looking to take more of your -- ♪ >> greg: up next, with woke teachers goading, nonbinary is exploding. [applause]

ah, these bills are crazy. she has no idea she's sitting on a goldmine. well she doesn't know that if she owns a life insurance policy of $100,000 or more she can sell all or part of it to coventry for cash. even a term policy. even a term policy? even a term says

>> greg: thanks. new jersey school try to stem kids identifying as they and them. the number of new jersey public school students who identify as nonbinary is up 4000% since

2019. good old days, most identified as felons. during the school year 16 kids in the garden state identified as nonbinary, compared to 675 students in 2023. almost as high as jesse's sat score. and got 8:00, can you believe that? what's he got? how does this happen? what does it mean? why would all these kids want to do this? it tells you, it is not real. if everyone announced they are ceiling fans and no change, it is a social contagion. why? it is elective action that brings initial positive attention, get noticed and feel

super special and important. there is no risk, just we ward. you don't have to play sports or play in a band, change your pronoun and you are in. you might get a parade, only people not welcome of your parents, what do they know? they are just? stupid downers. >> kat: i've never heard them make that noise before. >> greg: like someone excising a mole. >> kat: eating dinner and i won't give my dog a piece of chicken. >> greg: awe, first group groan. kat, this is interesting, we know this is to get attention, a social contagion. >> kat: a total coincidence, but

people are going to say that. reached point where like if it is conservative or fox news saying what you are saying, maybe it is not coincidence, the other side has to lean into it is. you cannot have your own opinion. give them any ground and you are one of them and you are excommunicated. i don't know what this was when i was in elementary school and most people didn't and this is distraction from the fact there is so much learning lost during covid and no accountability for that. >> greg: good point. [applause] >> greg: you have three kids, jamie, i think their pronouns are leave us alone. >> who's and he are there pronouns.

i get scared about this topic. i didn't know percentages went up to 4000. i thought 100 was all of it. >> greg: what is interesting, such a great point. such a great point. when something goes up 100%, 1 out of 100. 1 person out of 100 had a heart attack and -- >> 3000% bigger and she's like, it is still only three inches. >> i was like, no way he will make this about his penis. i was wrong. >> i just got in trouble last time, i looked up nonbinary and gender fluid, i thought it was like why we need a towel after

sex. >> greg: when did jamie go blue? high was the nice comic and now everything is about genitals. you are turning, bringing this show to the gutter. that is my job. >> i'm looking at my jokes and they all say penis one through five. trying to figure out, i don't know. i don't know what words mean like nonbinary. bisexual, i thought it meant you pay for sex. >> greg: you are only encouraging this. >> you know how exhausting it would be to look at everyone's ass? >> greg: there you go. emily, i like the pronouns because they tell me who i would never hire, if that was on resume, i would be like, you're gone.

i believe that anybody that adopted this, tells you that i are nonplaying character in the world. if you are so easily led that you accept this, that means you are not participating in your own destiny. what do you think of that, lady face? >> emily: it is a indicator, not the kind they are indicating. it is sending a message. two points about this. they are teenagers and everything is infectious. >> greg: tell me about it. >> emily: now i'm -- everything they do what everyone else is doing, the whole point. like the laughter epidemic. if you put kids together, they all do the same thing. second point, this is encouraged by ridiculous climate we are living in and literally retail.

we talked about this with target, multi million industry with shirts that say "ask me about my pronouns" and carding saying i am so glad you came out. otherwise they can't wear that t-shirt. they are left alone by being normal. >> greg: read a book, are you blind? get it in braille. don't use that blind excuse on me. >> that is great. we had counter culture, certain percentage of students want to go against the grain. we had the hippies and when we were in high school, greg, you had punks, that spike your hair up, maybe somebody get earring, dye their hair, that was

radical. that doesn't get you attention. they will now reward you for it. now transgender can use locker room of your choice and boys are like, oh, yeah, i'm trans, i can use the girls locker room. give them the choice, it is part of a big, national conversation and fight and you can be seen as tolerant if you are part of this group. >> greg: i've seen trans people use the bathroom in first class when they are in coach. >> kat: the horror. >> greg: see, it works. >> that gets you, they walk by you in first class and you say, you have a coach seat, what are you doing? >> greg: i made that story up, great story. people become trans to use first class bathroom. make that up and they will have

it on "fox and friends" tomorrow. they stole our mirror. >> greg: up next, local news is coming up now. >> if you'll be in new york and would like tickets to see "gutfeld!" click on the link to join the studio audience.

>> coast to coast with stories that matter most. you're watching local news with 50-time emmy award winner chet. here is chet. >> greg: local news, everybody. each guest has to share a story from wherever they are from and i vote on the winner. my buddy mitch. forgot about him. chet just won three more emmys, up to 53. unfortunately, he suffered a

near fatal stroke and he's a near vegetable. we don't know what is going to happen with chet, prayers are with him. you think it is funny chet had a stroke? >> uh-uh. >> greg: laugh away. emily, what is your local story? >> emily: it is so great. this weekend, california, world ugliest dog competition was held and that is your champion, that is sweet scooter who was sieged from euthanasia. now he is a champion as his owner linda said, despite his deformed legs, scooter shown true meaning of resilience and determination. he won $1500 and all of america's hearts.

>> greg: interesting, world's ugliest dog contest in california, how could they tell? it is an ugly city. >> kat: when you reach a certain level of ugly, you are so ugly you're cute. >> greasy pole competition is back and glossed up. the contest is saint peters and telephone pole, get to the end and capture the flag. >> greg: i thought this was a different story. thank you, tom. >> the greasy pole is the worst drip club in alaska. >> greg: kat, story? >> kat: cow in nebraska, but

wait, there is more, set guinness book of world records for most tricks performed in a minute. look at the tricks this cow can do? if you provide entertainment, you are less likely to get eaten. this cow is ghost and four years old. >> greg: tricks don't make the meat taste better. >> kat: they might. >> greg: you served like your fi filet, not only that, this thing could jump through a hoop. shake your hand. jamie, go for it. >> does anybody feel bad this cow won an award and a dog $1500 and they don't know. >> greg: just do your story for god's sake.

>> disclaimer, not a lot happens. >> alaska lawmakers introduce bill to make wild seafood label for u.s. harvested products. instead of international, they want it to say wild seafood. it passed with a resounding, who gives a -- wild cod tastes better. it is more expensive, harder to catch, like picking up a girl at a bar, versus getting a prostitute. >> greg: your life is taking a down spin and i like to think i had something to do with it. >> 100%. 4000%. amazing. was the truth muddied in the

honesty she studied?

>> a story in five words. >> greg: all right, honesty professor guilty of lies. tom, behavioral science professor at harvard, accused of

using false information in papers. this is in boston, too. >> this woman likes to study honesty. the thing she got caught at had a study that proved people are more honest than people who sign at end of their taxes. she didn't get results she wanted, she wanted people to sign the front of taxes instead of back and lies to get a crazy thesis. i don't know why she cared. >> greg: should have switched her field of study to lying then she would have been the best at it. >> kat: her only option now. i mean, she can do that. everyone thinks this is huge deal. nobody knows who she is, except

people in the academic community and if you are in the academic communities, the other communities don't want you. >> greg: everybody lies in academy and fudge information. >> this reminds me of when i banged my ethics professor. >> greg: you are, you are never going to get on dana's show with this kind of attitude. last word to you. make it fast. yield what she should have done is be like in a crazy professorial way, yes, that was the conclusion, i lied purposely, like pretend it was part of the paper and she would still have a job instead of gaslighting. two of her -- whatever. >> greg: i did a lot of gas lighting in challenge.

[laughter] >> greg: don't know what the big deal is, get a lighter -- >> uh-huh. >> kat: it's time for me to go home. >> greg: don't go away, we'll be right back.

>> greg: we're out of time. [cheering] >> five, count them, five gop candidate headed to new hampshire for the 2024 cycle. >> carley: ron desantis vows to eliminate excuses for not getting the job done. >> this border, because of negligent of biden administration and their intentional failure, controlled by the mexican drug cartel. >> carley: asking voters which ca