responsibility. the candidate who makes that case effectively and firmly urgently was unafraid to take that message into unfriendly political territory, can and will win. that is it for us tonight. great gutfeld, he is next. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> greg: yes. yes, happy tuesday, everybody! oh, i'm so excited to have others' pride parades -- all those pride parades. i saw more than a few nude dudes stripping down. their whinnies were so small, they could have been on

toothpicks. this, these pictures, that is at the base of the space needle. an application if you asked me. it is the only cleanly -- clean needle in seattle. [laughter] but is that actually seattle or wisconsin? i have not seen that much cottage cheese since i used to wrestle in it. [laughter] not to kink-shame, but they were stark naked in front of kids at this pride event. i know. disgusting. they did not even have a cover charge. but at a minimum, these kids will never enjoy tapioca again. apparently began as a bike ride which was followed by naked dating. we can only pray those bikes were not rentals. it raises an important question, doesn't that chafe? after a ride, their asses must

look like uncooked pork shoulder. that is a stock photo. [laughter] there's a serious question here. why are there children at a pride event? and what kind of parents are cool with this? parents are supposed to protect kids from weirdos, did not meet them halfway. these are the kind of parents who say, oh, look, a stranger with candy. and he owns a windowless white van? it sounds like the perfect babysitter. it was just as bad in minneapolis where one gentleman at least kept his thyty why this on as he twerked for the crowd. what exactly is this guy proud of. that he has the body of a dented juice box? even in canada, they had their own pride parade with marchers waving around normalizing nudity signs. at least be somewhat attractive. ugly people demanding public community is like jimmy

demanding a fashion show. yeah. it looks like you hit a brokeback mountain with the art sale. i know. but guess who sponsored this event. that is right. everybody passes former -- man, they are never going to win back kid rock. [laughter] keep this up and a case of bud light will come with free anal beads and don lemon's home phone number. there's been go back and who are in the lives play? they are not met at the guys running around naked. aaron matas for noticing the guys running around naked. in front of kids. george at the george like i said —-dash george tekai said, the right would find pictures or generate them and push the same agenda anyway.

you got that? if those guys were not naked in front of kids, you would just make up the story that they were anyway. so who cares if it is actually real? that is quite a defense, off officer, we're going to preempt your false accusation by actually committing the crime you accuse us of. sorry, sulu, we are not the side that has to make up hoaxes all the time. that is your side. that is george takei. he has gone where no man has gone before. just like those bike seats. [laughter] whenever there's a story about public nudity, your first thought is, where are the pictures? but then there's this reality. they are never anybody you would want to see naked. because hot people know you got to pay for that. that is what university strippers to any jury work. and i have asked. exactly it is only the holy people who let it all hang out. sorry if i wanted to see that i

would have become a doctor. or go to annual fox. next. this is really only indulging in exhibitionist fetish. you must indulge my kink. we used to have a name for this. it was called indecent exposure. now it is just another lifestyle choice. just last week, demeter marked riley gaines for speaking out against sharing a locker room with a naked dude. now it seems everyone is riley gaines. including your kids. it is a crime to -- maybe the cops are not resting these people. you really want to touch that? if you look like a blob of cookie dough with pete, you can get away with anything. [laughter] the next time i commit a crime, i'm definitely stripping. [laughter] but parents taking kids to events with nude exhibitionist, that is just another nail in the comfort of the age-appropriate filter. today's sick and currently parents have decided there's no waiting period for intellectual

psychological or even physical growth. introduce children to the stuff as early as possible. it is textbook indoctrination. even adults don't want to see this crap. hell, if i want to go well washing, i can go to cape cod and then watch "the view" on my phone. the band keeps getting pushed. it is not enough to force adults to see naked men in public spaces. now it is kids. it is time to push back. put on rubber gloves before you do. [applause] let us welcome tonight's guess, she avoids gluten, kennedy! [applause] he has got a magnetic personality and legs. fox news contributor and author of the great new book, jerry jerry jones. he looks how licorice tastes.

fox across america host jimmy paylor. and she decides to call it a day before getting out of bed. fox news contributor kat timpf. [applause] timme, why do all that naked guys look alike? the other way those naked guys could look worse is if they wear their shirts. >> oh, stop it. i'm doing a reverse gutfeld. adult clothes in -- that is how it works. arm traumatized. i haven't watched any of those figures. i saw all the tweets. is like so many dogs i feel like i'm on a women's swim team. this is the part i have a problem with. >> greg: i'm glad you liked that one. >> this is the part i have a problem with. we know this is one of the reason they are doing it is because the label any pushback as bigotry, as oppression. they are intentionally going to

do far. we all agree two years ago, okay, that someone doing this was wrong. we were kids, someone wanted to get naked in front of their kid, you called them a priest. okay. [audience reacts] >> greg: i like when people get upset about that. like i'm the bad guy. how dare you make fun of a crime to actually happen. >> and i was not cute enough for this. i also have the left out thing. that is what they are doing. it is disgusting. grows. >> greg: kennedy, for someone to have to apologize for crowding out those genitals -- >> that is why i agreed to do the show. >> greg: you needed to see the genitals of lonely man. you do realize that is a fetish. this is not about freedom. >> i never knew what parishes were until i started hanging out with you. you showed me your search history and i was like, oh that

is what they warned me about at the hr meeting. you know, this is a seattle. we have to remember that. seattle is a very special place. and i know you are out right. a lot of those men were ticketed because the sausage was not big. [laughter] >> greg: nice. nicely done. little sausage joke there, jj j. you are there with your kids. some naked guy starts dancing in front of your kids. what are you going to do? >> number one, i love my plans with my legs in the green room. i don't have anything great for you there on the joke side but this is a thing. i'm not there with my kids. it has nothing to do with my stance on homosexuality. there are two couples in my immediate, well, a gay couple and a lesbian couple. the fact that one of them is a police officer and the other one can grow plants in conflict, like --

[laughter] inside his home. >> greg: you mean those plants. [laughter] and the other "rose plants." >> i cannot go too far with that one. these are human beings that are an amalgam of every experience in their life. their sexual orientation does not define them and they are not so insecure that they need it to. they are normal people. and the idea of a pride parade would say, you have told me i can be myself and now i am. this is not yourself. this is a perfect —-dash pervert. there's some broken insecure part of it that is one gay pride expression from committing a crime. you don't do this if you are a decent person. it has nothing to do with your sexual orientation. it has everything to do with whatever it is in your life that have been that stop you from

feeling validated. my kids are not going to get that. >> greg: basically, you know, the gay community has exceeded all expectations in terms of that. civil rights movement was just, like, josh was fast & furious. now you look at the pride march and -- what is this about? it is about having a good time. , because there's no real energ. there's no real enemy that anybody can go in there and then artificially create an enemy like you said, like if i'm naked and you don't like it, that is because you are a bigot. and also they are not good looking, cap. that is the problem. >> kat: okay. i hate to do this because i do respect you. but i'm going to have to -- [laughter] i'm going to have to disagree with the entire thesis of your monologue. naked bike riding is not a gay pricing exclusively. it actually was not just a gay

pricing as we can. this past saturday was the world naked bike ride. we have one photo from chicago. this also was in milwaukee. it happened in philadelphia and seattle. i wanted more photos but did not have time to pour out all the penises. it has taken place in many cities since 2004. going through high visibility areas and i did not see any major public backlash in the almost 10 years since it has been happening. only against the pride was. i don't know how the people in the naked by bike ride boat, they did say that this event description the cries of society's dependence on pollution base transport and promotes body positive image. that and the fact that i have never seen a bike ride in alabama, come over here, alabama. to get naked for the second amendment. i think it would be fair to say it is a liberal thing or maybe even a white liberal thing based on the photos but it is not a pride thing and it seems like all the pride is the only people getting the backlash like when girls pull their boobs out in

mardi gras but when lesbians do it, it is, think of the children. i think it is a strange way. but seeing -- >> greg: all due respect -- you loved the naked bike ride. her to know, that is not what i said. i think it is very weird. that they are only talking about the gay one. >> greg: let's be clear. the women who bear their breasts at mardi gras are very attractive. let's get. let's get to the fountains. you bring up an example. that is not a bike ride. that is a fountain. there are many photos of people and praise instead of doing all sorts of things. the whole controversy was about kids. what was -- >> kat: the naked by mcmartin, it was happening in front of kids. >> greg: i just did not say that until you told me. i'm still saying that it should not be in front of kids.

>> kat: it is different from the pride one. >> greg: you are -- >> you are picking apart penises. >> kat: all of germany, germany, the reason for germany's existence is so they can get naked on may 13th like the first day the sun comes out. if you go to any public park in any part of germany, it is a bratwurst festival. [laughter] two —-dash. >> i'm going to say this, kat. he wishes more of the participants look less likely to -- and more like salma hayek. omwi got it to go. thank you for encapsulating this. and why does there always have to be creepy fat man. there's not a single hot chick in that whole bunch and you can "me, the new york times. up next, disney loses tons of cash giving critics lots to bash. [cheers and applause] >> announcer: if you'll be in the new york area and would like tickets to see "gutfeld!," go to foxnews.com/gutfeld, and click on the link to join our studio audience. mmm, popcorn.

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>> greg: thank you. is mickey mouse at those about to lose his house? it seems while disney fairytale equal below to get tales. box office analysis of the latest studio release shows a shocking loss of nearly $1 billion! [cheers and applause] that is almost a lawsuit. it has gotten so bad, cruella de vil is selling dogs at chipotle. pocahontas had to open up a casino. [laughter] and peter pan had to cancel his gender affirmation surgery. [laughter] sorry, peter.

that is according to a number of prominent youtuber who argues that many of disney's recent hits nearly broke even more found out tank including black panther two and ant-man three as well as animation bombs like strange world and let your and my favorite, snow white and the seven drag queens. [laughter] the latest indiana jones also produced by disney could suffer a similar fate if the terrible reviews are anything to go by. it look good. i'm told he spent the entire film looking for the men's room. for some of us, that is a treasure. and what does this say about disney? what's a cultural icon of american family values has succumbed to the siren song of wokeism into an out of touch and desperate divorced dad. we all like mickey mouse before he started scolding us about people's pronouns. lefties can make us learn to

hate everything, from schoolteachers to sports. maybe we are misremembering how wholesome their classic movies really worked. check out this old cartoon. >> is just in. the irish are moving into the neighborhood. >> holy [bleep]. >> narrator: they are taking over. >> knocked loose druid catholics. they are perverts. we are going to have to shoot our way out of this one. [bleep]. die. [sound of gunfire] this is what happens when you give women the right to vote. [laughter] >> greg: now, kennedy, love or hate the old disney, they had some good ideas. you know? with the women voting thing. it has not work out too well. what do you make of what is going on with disney? do you think it is all about wokeism? >> not necessarily. i think that they send so much

stuff to disney+ that it got oversaturated and things have to be so special to spend as much money as we do going to movies. most people cannot afford family movie tickets even for those now they have died in movie theaters where they are trying to lure you in with nachos and boos —-dash booze. i leave my cat at home. but there's something else that is very creepy about disney and we have to bring this up and that is the fact that the mom dies in pretty much every movie and disney has been unable to reconcile that and now they are all of these theories that nemo was killed as well and his dad, is like that sixth sense and he is looking for the kid who was not there because they all got eaten by the sharks. >> greg: wow, i do not see that coming. [laughter] at all. >> you know what six about disney? how pathetic it is that you can't sell disney. that is like not being able to sell ice cream or something. if you want to become -- have an easy job as a salesman, go work

for ben & jerry's where everyone loves ice cream. you manage to screw up disney. how can you make so that nobody likes disney? >> you attack yourself. that is exactly what they have done. if you look at all the movies like bambi or fox in the -- fox and the hound. they are supposed to want to kill each other. they tackle real life stuff were they tackle they completely imagine stuff like peter pan. there are real-world issues that people actually deal with. when you start making movies that attacked that, when you start making movies that create problems rather than literally just highlighting ones that exist, what is left for people to identify with? when we want to go watch a movie that is outside of this world that we could watch 80-year-old tom cruise flying a jet and killed a bunch of probably russians but they never really say. you know? that is the kind of movie you want to want to see. when we watch disney wholesome movies with her kids, we want to walk away knowing our kids learn

something about life, that we have not been able to put into words but this cartoon help us figure out. >> greg: you know what, kat, disney should do a movie about the naked bike riders. [laughter] could learn something from that. >> kat: i don't think you can learn anything from that. [laughter] to declare. but actually, well, i think disney should rebrand because they are struggling to make money from their movies at this point. but they make a lot of money from their corndogs. [laughter] >> greg: oh -- >> kat: yes, they can sell a corndog for ten dollars at disneyland. anyone else tried to do that, you will be like to get out of my face. disney saw the movie business is failing. with a corndog business is flourishing. >> greg: it is, and who does not love a corndog? >> kat: i really do. >> greg: so do the naked bike riders. >> kat: i knew you were going to say that.

>> greg: yeah. all right. jimmy. >> i could pull this down for you. this is a semi serious point. the wokeism is what is hurting them because disney's core customer is parents. and they are lecturing parents about inclusion while they are charging them $200 to get in which is the most exclusionary thing you ever heard in your life. so that is where it is. they are out of touch with the value of the customer. pretty soon they will have a version of sleepy beauty starting bill cosby and nobody wants that. i'm just saying. >> greg: again, they are blaming you for bill cosby. >> i got in trouble again. i'm not mixing the drinks. what is going on? >> this is not bill cosby. [laughter] some confusion. [overlapping speakers] >> but that is where it is back on some level, i like watching them tank because they are going to be forced into a course correction, okay?

yeah. >> they go too far, too far and then they go, [bleep] >> they have embraced a lot of that. >> i cannot keep up past the bathroom. >> jimmy: you should sit on a second phone book so that it is easier to see. >> greg: yeah, i agree. >> what happens to me when i'm too far away from the bathroom, [bleep] [laughter] i can't run. >> greg: up next, could new rules mean said goodbye's for pizza pies? [applause]

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there you go. no surprise. piece ovens cost seven ice ages and the canceling of dr. quinn medicine woman. that will could require pizzerias with such ovens to buy expensive emission control devices to reduce carbon pollution by 75% because in today's effed world, making pizza is overland. despite the fact that you have to burn a pizza stove for 849 years straight to the equal the emissions that john kerry's jessie bates in just one-year. and now they want the piece ovens. what are we supposed to cook on, solar panels? one guy had enough and went to city hall is going to fight the crackdown. as you will see, he was really cheesed of. >> city schools produce the dumbest kids and the woke-ass folks who run new york city are

afraid of pizza? you hire the boston tea party. this is the new york -- this is the new york pizza party. [laughter] >> greg: don't laugh. he did that without a script. i think that is clever. [laughter] then he actually threw pizza at city hall. >> give us pizza, or give us that! give us pizza, or give us death! new york city is nothing without pizza! [laughter] [cheers and applause] >> greg: hat, he has got a point. number one look, the people that make these rules have never run a business. they have never run a small business. to them, they don't think, oh, we are putting four dozen businesses out because they

can't afford whatever that they are demanding. >> kat: yeah. it has gotten so bad and i don't see how certain areas or certain things recover. there's a search of a block where it is on the east side where my cat is. intercept of the street, every business is shut down. every storefront is empty. so that is back? obviously those businesses fail but also how are they going to get a new one to move into there? who is going to be like, i would love to hinge my livelihood on this deserted island over here. it is so all they can think of is, let's make it even harder? >> greg: yeah. they don't get it. they don't get it. johnny, it pisses me off because pizza is great. [laughter] [cheers and applause] >> yes. >> kat: that is bold for you to go there. >> greg: sometimes i got to take a stand. >> my buddy in chicago said new

york city peter sucked anyway. >> greg: was that jussie smollett? [audience reacts] >> it was two guys there. >> greg: 9:00 hour. >> these idiots are saying you can't use wood to have a fire. >> greg: yes. >> you can't use wood to have a fire. what? there's a few things i can count on when the world goes completely stupid and it shuts down. one of few things is you base upstream and get your drinking water up steering from that and you get your fire from wood. >> greg: you beat upstream? oh, page. why do you base upstream. >> because you use the bathroom downstream. the world goes [bleep]. >> greg: no wonder i've been sick all month. [laughter] i have been drinking out of a toilet, folks. [laughter] jimmy!

>> jimmy: awkward. >> greg: i can't get everything. >> jimmy: as a cabdriver. >> greg: you lived off old slices of pizza. this is a direct attack on people like you. i used the word people loosely. >> jimmy: i want to defend john kerry. he can fly commercial because he gets marked because they think it is the horse from mr. and. everybody wants to take a selfie. you wonder what the scan of t this? it will do nothing in terms of the environment. okay, understand the biggest source of pollution in new york city is traffic and the green energy people are causing more of it by eliminating car lanes for by lanes and pedestrian doors and restaurant seating in the right lane of sixth avenue. but not the safest. okay? but they are actually making it worse and it is destroying porn. i was watching today, they arrested the pizza guy. is that cold? [laughter]

>> greg: i don't even know what he means. kennedy, again, punishing people who are trying to make a living, that is what new york is just a place for the rich to punish the poor. >> i'm so glad you brought to because rich liberals have wood-burning pizza ovens in their backyards. yes, that is one of the things. so if you're going to show your friends your strawberries, your perks that you have and gorgeous gated community, of course you have solar panels but you also have a wood-burning pizza oven and jimmy is absolutely right. it is not the because of pollution. if you take away all of the wood-burning ovens which there are not that many, you are going to have to cook the food people of using electricity and in new york, guess where they get electricity. from natural gas and coal fired plants. what does that do to the earth? it -- >> greg: the imagery, kennedy. >> with its tapioca bottom. [audience reacts]

>> i love tapioca. >> greg: good for you. [laughter] a great add-on right there. >> i love tapioca. >> greg: what the hell is wrong with you. >> you are not going to are without for me. [laughter] >> greg: coming up, a local n news, a world police blotter. a n from innovation refunds at no upfront cost. sometimes you need a second opinion. [coughs] good to go. yeah, i think i'll get a second opinion. all these walls gotta go! ah ah ah! i'd love a second opinion. no. i'm going to get a second opinion. with innovation refunds, there's no upfront cost to find out. so why not check like i did for my small business? take the first step to see if your small business qualifies for the erc.

♪ ♪ >> announcer: coast to coast with stories that matter most. you are watching local news with 53 time emmy winner chet van jansen. and now here is chat. [cheers and applause] >> greg: little housekeeping, just over, as you know, chat has been in a coma, serious accident. he has been in the hospital. during the time in the hospital, he also won six more enemies.

and even when he is unconscious and on life support and assistance, he still wins enemies. i know we are going to say, a local enemies, that is easy. why don't you win one and do when you are not in a coma and then call me. okay? what you guys getting all up jack's plea. local news. each guest has to share a story and then i vote on the winner and that person gets to taste my "gutfeld!" flavored ice cream. >> no. >> greg: it took me a mother to save that up. anyway, joey, you start. >> i was looking to the paper back home where i'm from. and i found this really cool article about a guy named johnny joey jones. >> greg: tell me about him? >> he is a local dude. he put a book out.

it says, dalton native, joey jones. >> greg: i happen to have a copy of it right in front of me. you mind if i call you j cube? >> i like it. it shows some intellect. >> greg: join g squared, greg gutfeld. i have a note. >> it is written in sharpie. >> greg: by the way, you should get the book. i can summarize it for you because you take forever. [laughter] basically do a number of porches or people that you have met that were in the military, which i think is very important because a lot of people think they are aliens. generations, they don't know anybody who is in the military. >> we kind of are aliens. we are super weird. it is because we learn to kill, kill, kill. you know what i mean? it is really great. >> greg: got some great pictures

in here, too. not enough of you shirtless, but that is okay. [laughter] all right, kat, what's your story? by the way, you can purchase this where all fine books are sold. also amazon. [laughter] >> kat: a woman in indianapolis is was rock and -- robbed at gunpoint. i know what you're thinking, that is not funny. it is because he made her at him on facebook and then asked her out on a day. >> greg: right. >> he was like, i'm going to pay you back. let's hang out. and you know what she'd said? she was like, i can't. i have a boyfriend. which ladies, like, why is so entrance is that that is the only thing you can say. like, i have -- you can't just say, i would hate to disrespect that other men's boundaries because she did not want to be like, you are a felon and you put a gun in my face. >> greg: by the way, he said that he asked her out because he

felt, nobody -- i should not have robbed such a pretty girl. >> kat: he was like, i'm going to give you the money back. >> greg: then he said that he felt bad because she was pretty and i looked at her picture. not pretty. [laughter] she is not. she is not pretty. >> i would have robbed her. [laughter] is she at least, like, better than naked on a bicycle ugly? >> greg: she is not bad. but i would not rob her heart. hot. you got a story? >> this is an outrage. i have an outrage. two 25-year employees were fired from a long island railroad for failing a marijuana test. everyone on the long island railroad is stoned, okay? >> greg: rolling green house. >> i got stopped by a transit house in jamaica. he was like, do you have marijuana? i would like to go. he was like, here he was like,

here to get was so bizarre. >> greg: jamaica new york. is everywhere. let me just throw in a qualifier. no matter how stoned they get, they could not do a worse job with the trains than pete buttegieg. amen. where's the justice? >> greg: where is the justice? i do know, i thought that would have made a big side effect. kennedy, what is your story? there is no justice in my hometown of portland, oregon. there are no great stories. the homicide rate is up? there are always people cooking in the streets. it is not that big of a news story. what do we want to see from portland? you want to see you know to rescue order playing waterfall. here is juno. she is better than any wnba player. she can make shots on the first try. >> greg: a bigger audience than the wnba. >> but she is not a purebred order.

she is a rescue order. it is much more brave for the oregon zoo. >> greg: if you are a rescue water, that means you can get legit otters. >> i love that it is not enough to have an otter. >> what can make us more brave it -- she is homely and fat and -- >> greg: i would find her to be very attractive, dogs that swim. so cute. can you have them housetrained? where do you keep them? >> i think they probably rip your nuts off in your sleep. [laughter] but they are monogamous. they are. >> it is like the wnba. [laughter] >> greg: you know, i think now on all of our local news, it has to be about animals. right? i think yeah, animals are great.

>> you are talking about you said otters are good looking. greg is going to be in a disney film called "grinding nemo." [laughter] >> greg: that was for a different show. [laughter] >> all of those naked bike riders are pervs. >> as long as it is an adult otter. [applause] >> greg: thank you for clapping. up next, cavemen so vicious they found their friends delicious. [applause] mara, are you sure you don't want -to go bowling with us tonight? -yeah. no. there's my little marzipan! [ laughs ] oh, my daughter gives the best hugs! we're just passing through on our way to the jazz jamboree. [ imitates trumpet playing ] and we wanted to thank america's number-one motorcycle insurer -for saving us money. -thank you.

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>> announcer: a story in five words. >> greg: five words. we were once all cannibals. all right, jimmy, paleoanthropologists have found marks on fossilized human bones made by ancient stone tools which reveals that people were once likely cannibals. are you surprised, happy, interested? >> jimmy: it is a weird story but i get it, you know? humans are apparently keto from what i was reading. not everyone can get ozempic.

it was sold out, and i just tell a cheap cannibal joke? the minute i saw the story, this joke should not ever be told on tv. i just. i just want to purpose this. shout-out to my grandma. two cannibals pointed that party. they decide they're going to split. they said no. the guy with the head said, how did you make it out. he said, i'm having a ball. said, slow down, you are eating too fast. [laughter] >> greg: you know -- >> jimmy: my grandma told me that he joked. >> greg: your grandmother is a terrible human being. nobody ever says that. kat, have you ever thought about the possibility if you could eat yourself, like, if you just start, let's say you just start with your fingers? how far you can go, like, just until you are still alive, you are still alive, but you have eaten, like, most of you around the important parts. was that an interesting

scientific experiment? >> kat: no. >> greg: no? >> i certainly will not start with my feet. [laughter] >> kat: honestly, the fact that humans used to each other does not interest me as much as how and when they stopped. >> greg: yes. >> kat: was there a debate where one guy was like, i don't know needs to hear this but as eating each other is not okay and then the other guy was like, what kind of liberal big government [bleep] is that? [laughter] you snowflake crime [...] [laughter] and then how did they work it out? was there a civil war? i don't think the ones that have fewer options for suit -- food services. >> greg: no. >> kat: it makes you think. >> greg: it does. like it some guy said, i'm going to have lab grown human meat. >> kat: i was not going there. >> greg: no, but that would have been the promise. >> i hope if we get there, we are growing limbs back to. i'm just saying. although i would hate to have a

little baby feet for 3 years. >> greg: that would be really weird. >> the fact -- back on the eating feet, this whole thing just brings to mind, we are all one bad snowstorm away from eating each other. >> greg: that is true. >> on top of that, it makes me think about our relationship to animals. cows exist so we don't have to each other. that is kind of an amazing thing. >> greg: try telling that to a cow. you know what he will say. >> i will tell the effer whatever i want. >> greg: he will say, moo. >> i don't know if they were eating each other. they only found little -- so i think they were trying to chop off each other's limbs. it was not like corn on the cob. like, this femur is delicious. it was like chop, chop, chop, you are such a jerk. [laughter] >> greg: stealing limbs. i'm glad we made cannibalism's.

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