equal. >> the fact she believes so little of the constitution, is it he misquotes it. affirmative action, the diversity verdict available on fox nation. set your dvr. "gutfeld!" is next. r dvd at 7:00 p.m. r dvd [applause] gutfeld! is next. gutfeld! is * [applause] [applause] >> greg: happy thursday, everybody. breaking news, the supreme court ruled race-based affirmative action programs are unconstitutional. it's been around for 45 years, i guess one of the justices finally read the constitution

for the first time yesterday and was like, what? it's been a while since the supreme court treated the constitution as anything but a paper towel for when biden. america banned slavery. here is an interesting fact that folks at reuters just dug up, i love reuters. powerful people in the u.s., supreme court justices, governors and legislatures descended from slave owners, including republican mitch mcconnell. i'd say he took one on the chin, we all know that is not possible. [laughter] >> greg: lindsey graham, langford and tom cotton. cotton, his name gave that away. if he ran for president, he should use the slogan picked

cotton. not going to work in the cities. [laughter] >> greg: i'm sorry. >> i would not advise that either. >> greg: if old white men did not surprise you, how about dems, duckworth, sheehen, liz warren and maggie. liz warren must be asking how, how. how is this possible? fun part, every living president is descendent of slave owners, except one. can you guess which president is free of that knowa cest ral shame? no, not that know wo. his ancestors owned slaves and reparations just got awkward. no, definitely not this one. his ancestors owned slaves, too,

though to be fair, joe was just a child at the time. who is the exception? ♪ [applause] >> greg: it's true. djt is the only one whose ancestors never owned slaves, although he was rude and the guy the media dubbed the biggest racist in history of racist. does it matter now? it does to reuters or they wouldn't have done the research and the race bait. the media crave it the way a hungry bear craves honey or craig craig steltzer craves honey.

remember during the 2012 presidential election, big news story about rick perry's hunting ranch. it had a rock with a racial slur painted on it, which his family painted over during the '80'ses. it was done before he was ever born. the media treated it as evidence he was racist. merely belonging to the party that freed the slaves is evidence you want to bring back slavery, according to the media. that is why they call larry elder credit for who he is, powerful spokesman for relief factor. of course, when you point out democratic party was party of slavery and passed jim crow laws, you would think it is martha's vineyard, they will tell you today's democratic

party is different now. why can't the rest of america use that same defense? clearly they are different from that era, as well. why doesn't trump get credit here, worst thing his family bought and sold was buildings, not one person ever. sins committed generations before we were born, why doesn't that guy get extra credit temperature is weird journalists did all that work to dig up facts about powerful americans and only mention trump's clean hands in passes. party of slavery try to paint one guy at the white house who has no connection to slavery as the wfrt bigot ever. it is best to move on. media wants to remind us of history unless history reflects

well on somebody they decide is voice of equal. reuters puts it, establishing slavery is essential to understanding the nation's pass and bridging racial divide. is it? or is it just digging up ancient history to divide americans more? does this make trump exempt from reparations? he is the least racist president in history, the irony of that is thicker than my file in hr. [applause] >> tonight's guests. she's a political maiden who gives left no safe haven, 2024 gop candidate nikki haley. the only fire this pyro starts is in my heart, host of "fox and friends first," todd piro. she never gets up on the wrong side of the bed because she sleeps in caves.

fox news contributor kat timpf. for his july 4 barbecue, he's grilling an entire ruth chris, world heavyweight champion tyrus. [applause] >> greg: governor haley, thank you for returning to the show, we usually don't get returns, people do it once and say that's it, and never return again. >> it is great to be back. >> greg: you truly are a politician. what do you think of the supreme court decision? >> my son was putting in applications, he was like, dad is white, you are indian i'm screwed. i was born in south carolina, the only indian family, i was the first female minority -- in the country.

this is the best country in the world, we should be telling our kids, it doesn't matter what your background is. if you work hard, you can be anything you want to be and that is what we need to be talking about. >> greg: i don't believe that. >> kat: i don't think that is true, i cannot play volleyball. it is astounding. >> greg: it is disgusting, let's move on, the image is horrible. tyrus, welcome back, go to see you. >> i just stepped off the plane. >> greg: and the plane went like this, get it? he's big. they got it, it just sucked. they got it. >> greg: remember trump used to say he was the least racist president ever. he has proof. we all come from slave owners, it is my light skin, not scary

at all. just laugh, it's fine, i'm light skinned. a lot of mixing and what-not back then. goes on today. >> greg: todd piro just ran out of the building. >> i know he did, his parents are here, he can't go far. it doesn't matter whether trump's ancestors owned slaves or not. they are right, just like it doesn't matter that old biden great, great grandparents owned slaves, it doesn't matter. you are here where you are now because of effort you put in or your family put in. it doesn't matter what your flower looks like. >> greg: i like that. did you come up with that? >> no, kat is texting me. >> greg: true, you shouldn't have to pay for what your ancestors did.

>> this upset them, they got it. another dossier or trump came from long, long line of slave owners. after weeks and clinton fund money, they are like -- everyone but him? everyone but him. no. yes. i guess print it. >> greg: and sank like a stone. teddy kennedy date. hi. how are you? >> todd: well and yourself, sir? >> greg: we did research on your ancestor, lizzie board bordon? >> yes. she liked ax ex. >> greg: what do you make of this reuters thing? >> todd: couldn't agree more, i'm italian, am i in the mafia? you gave me a weird look.

>> kat: i don't think anyone ever thought you were in the mafia. >> todd: this doesn't lycopene mafia? >> kat: i don't think anyone thought you were part of the mafia. >> you would be a good informant. >> kat: you do give off informant. >> todd: last time you were like, you give off realtor at a convention. >> really bad one. >> greg: good question. >> todd: what was the question, what show is this? >> greg: "gutfeld!" we should change to "abusing todd." >> todd: none of that matters, i don't care if liz warren is desundayent of slave owner just like i don't care donald trump's family didn't. clarence thomas said when

government uses racial criteria to bring the races together, someone getses excluded and the person suffers injury because of his or her race. i think that is common theme between both stories today. nothing immutable to me, including ancestry or race should determine what i'm supposed to do and who i am in the present. that is what the left wants to do, hope we can move forward going forward. >> greg: i think we will. >> kat: we have moved forward from slavery. >> greg: i better tell my slave. >> pretty confident we have. >> kat: we don't have it anymore. >> greg: that article by reuters would be great to write about, the results are saying exactly that. they didn't choose to go that path. >> kat: yeah, i saw it, monologue, it is slavery? okay. interesting choice.

so yeah, my family didn't have slaves, i want to be sure about that, too, so i texted my cousin and i hate reading things on the show, too. hello, i'm sure you are busy planning your wedding that is in two days, congratulations, courtney. quick question, was our family here during slavery? she said no. >> greg: what does she do for a living? >> kat: police officer, a detective. marrying another police officer. fox loves it. can they do "fox and friends"? >> greg: before we go, in support of my new book, we are doing virtual event july 27, 6:00 p.m. see how i treat tom backstage and more insane stuff, for more information go to g gutfeld.com. up next, hunter's tricks and

bi bidenomics.

♪ ♪ [laughter] >> greg: the hunter saga explodes as papa joe implodes.

former scarf model hunter biden was deposed as part of lawsuit filed by the laptop repair owner with the funny name and not just for cost of cleaning products needed to sanitize the keyboard. isaac is suing for defamation and hunter alleged mac isaac distributed hunter's personal data, which i thought wasn't real. this could take a while to get sorted out, keep your shirt on and your pants. by personnel data, text messages that proved joe was in the room while discussing what to do with cash. porn and drug tutorials and those are the least incriminating. meantime, irs whistleblower gary shapley is sticking to his claims hunter got special treatment from the doj.

not only did prosecutor back burner investigation into finances, took felony charges off including filing a false return. the president think he can smooth something over with bidenomics. like tickets to the wnba, no one is buying it. bidenomics is latest fake word supposed to put us at ease, by combining one moniker like bennifer or brunch or rectal thermometer. bidenomics has nothing to with with joe's economic policy and everything to do with his family's greed, just like this hunk pointed out earlier. >> bidenomics, selling influence for money to foreign countries and finding ways to avoid taxes.

biden came up with this, not going to jail and raking in millions, that is bidenomics. >> greg: someone give that man a raise. [applause] >> greg: yeah. he certainly given all of america one. maybe biden's personally trying to crease america's gdp by raising the gdp of his

-- -- the justice department will not have commerce to do it, somebody needings to do it. only person that appreciates it right now is kamala harris, she's waiting to be president anyway and this is buying her time. it is a real problem.

all we're asking for is fairness. if trump did something wrong, he's got a jury, defend himself. we have to vet it, they have got to do it. this whistleblower is legit, the guy was there 14 years. this is not some guy that showed up and decided to say something. >> greg: good point, if you watch cnn it never appeared, this actually appears, media can't be bothered, it is their team. >> kat: hard to believe, the son of this guy, who was president and has been in the government for 20% of the time we've been a country. women were not allowed to have a bank account by themselves and i know you said that was the worst

thing to happen in this country. >> greg: it was. >> kat: it is sick and wrong, not like it is unthinkable this guy might be getting treated differently, being a productive member of society. i don't see how people might be, this guy, it could be likely he is telling the truth or understand how this works and it is wrong, you are not being honest with yourself. >> greg: hilarious, part of the se settlement hunter biden had with the former stripper, they reduce monthly child support and she can't use his last name, but she can get a portion, she can get his paintings. >> which is exactly what she wanted. >> the paintings that have his name on it, she can sell them

and get a portion 've that. hunter is depriving the granddaughter of is what he's doing to his dad, trapping off the biden name. >> todd: it is sad for this little girl, the little girl should have a connection to her father, even if it is hunter biden. i am glad you mentioned the whistleblower, this whistleblower is almost beyond reproach and i think the mainstream media is starting to realize that, this guy came out on cbs and announced his whistleblowering to the world. whistleblower and he came out. >> kat: we got it. >> todd: he said, not only do i have a photo graphic memory of everything that happened, i have documentation of this. i think when the mainstream

media hears that, to your point on the smoking gun, they have to say, we may need to follow this story now. i also wonder, is this their entree, to your point on kamala harris, maybe this is time to get rid of joe. >> greg: and kamala, then you get gavin newsom in there. that is probably just as bad, if not worse. tyrus where are the woodward and bernstein's chasing the story. the story is chasing the them. >> you heard what the president said, he said no, enough said. here is -- i have to break it down on the street level. you want to know if his dad was in the room or working with him as big guy. nobody talk -- back, when hunter

made threats. if you know the guy is a coke head, talk trash or end with a bullet in your head. these are not people you shake down unless he fears you. i am sitting next to my dad, this is going to be a problem. if he was full of it, they would be like, do what you got to do, we are not paying you a dime. there was fear there. it is there without seeing it. no one will let somebody shake you down that has no stroke or power? no, you will whoop his ass, and tell him to shut up. no one is saying anything back, he had the big guy. >> greg: all right. you can applaud. [applause] >> greg: great way to move on. climate nuts take a position on an american tradition.

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thank you. thank you. this 4th of july fireworks need not apply. it must be time for -- ♪ >> america under attack. these jerks are taking our fireworks. >> greg: wow, that was amazing. i meant that. at least five 4th of july fireworks shows have been cancelled in the l.a. area because of new environmental rules. probably for the best, considering all the gunshots. it is about climate and fireworks are considered a hazard. you can still celebrate -- on the sidewalk. [applause] >> greg: tell the authorities, those are the snakes.

spark lers are out, don't worry about your dirty needles. rules spurred by court case that found firework-related pollutantses. three drive-by shootings had to be cancelled because of visibility. no fireworks? what is next? no salmonella from eating potato salad that has been in the sun all day? selling from mexico to children? now watch the will smith movie and that is a slap in the face. this audience? that is funny? you thought that was funny? >> never old. >> greg: that was the worst line of the night and got applause. i'm losing my touch. there is earth-friendly

fireworks that emit no pollution at all. joe macky tested it out. e macket [explosion] >> greg: all right, joe mackey, that was the way out. >> that is the way he wanted to go. >> greg: tyrus, you own a lot of pets. my sister sends me the most odd text. talk about 4th of july, dogs will poop everywhere, give them benadryl. >> kat: you challenged that in. >> greg: i helped reagan take care of her dog during 4th of july and he -- everywhere all over the house because of the explosive noise. there is the truth. >> kat: there is more than one of you. >> greg: is there anything? >> funny, instead of yvette, you

ask her brother. >> depends on the dog. you don't want to give them marijuana to relax them. nice shroom gummy, let them experience -- >> greg: no. why did i ask you? >> take them on a journey, keep them safe. anyone here grew up in the '70s, can be a spirit guy and talk through the trip. >> greg: forget it. >> pet him. try petting him, greg. relax, it issin fine. or you forget it is fireworks, they are coming for me. cnn is coming for me. >> greg: i can hide under the couch. >> some fireworks fell into the water. they couldn't get a j give a gu with a boat a job. >> greg: that is worse than private jets. i'll bet "fox and friends" will

be all over this, right? >> todd: this is a "fox and friends" story. this is a block. to your point, what is frustrating about this, this is the same thing as coal-fire pizza oven, the environment impact, zero. you have john kerry flying in a jet and we raise it on every show because that is what we do. overall point, why are we focused on ruining a tradition. i know your introduction was a joke, america under attack. look at the marxist play book, they attack tradition every chance they can. one fish can eat a wrapper from a firework. firework is explosive light that blows up and the sparks, it is not going to kill fish. >> greg: why attack wrappers? >> kat: really good fox news, five cancelled fireworks shows

to marxism. >> todd: i read fox news. >> greg: what else was pollutants, the guns that won the revolutionary war. usa, usa, usa, usa, usa, usa, usa. >> kat: yeah, i also like the usa. i just think it is uncomfortable when i chant. i mean, okay. if you break it down. the fact we blowup stuff in the sky to celebrate that we're a country, it is ridiculous. >> greg: really? >> kat: but awesome thachl is calculation we make everyday. there is risk of doing this or this might create harm, how does that compare to joy it brings me? these are calculations we make

for ourselves. five firework shows being cancelled will not make or break the earth. we do stuff, spring break is a tradition. what is that? you go into the sun and poison yourself with alcohol. it issic loo, like people make calculationings, i love fireworks. >> greg: there are pride celebrations with fireworks, it wouldn't have been cancelled, but it is america. >> they cancelled five firework shows, there will not be anybody left in california. it is why people don't relate to california. they are so sensitive about everything. i worry, the rest of the world is looking at us and you have laing, what has happened to america. most patriotic day. every country celebrates.

new year's eve, everybody celebrating with fireworks. they will be saying, now they are fighting over fireworks instead of debt and crime and china and we're not, we're talking about fireworks. >> greg: love to see people move because of fireworks. >> kat: four cancelled shows, and i might have stayed. >> greg: who invented fireworks, china? >> yeah. don't move. >> greg: new segment that features god's magnificent creature.

♪ if you love all the birds and ♪

>> greg: the only rule the video can't be crappy, unless they are crapping. [laughter] >> greg: then i love them. todd? >> todd: i have a cow. >> greg: really? with a duck? >> todd: nope, cow by itself. i feel the article that describe what happened with this guy defamed said cow. can we roll the cow? >> greg: in cuts down? >> todd: yeah. here is what happened, cutstown described that cow as aggressive. does he look aggressive? he is prancing. officials reported the cow appeared unfamiliar with it is area and disoriented, heading

nowhere in particular. do those things need to be said? were you expecting a specific destsination? >> greg: cutstown, pennsylvania has great antiquing, there might have been, maybe the cow was looking for something from like an amish period and heading to lan caster, where they have great deals on furniture and i suggest going there or redding, pennsylvania, on september 16th, where i will be appearing. >> todd: beautiful, impressive. >> kat: mine is the duck and the cow, sorry to disappoint. huge opportunity for the ladies. cow and duck and dumpling the cow, they love each other so much. look at this, he will not go swimming without the cow. duck is like, make sure the cow is good. ladies, turn to your husband and

ask him, why he doesn't love you that way. does he wait for you to go swimming? if i were a cow, would you still love me? would you wait for me to swim or not take me swimming at all? >> greg: yes. >> kat: reallyic makes you think. >> greg: you took normal story and turned into a question about life in general. >> kat: i did. >> greg: we learned a little about ourselves and the world. >> kat: it brings me hope to think there might be a couple screaming at each other right now. >> did anyone else think about drowning somebody? [laughter] >> greg: what do you got? >> i've got my two dogs, bentley and rio, they are the light of my life. they play monster under the blanket, they are each the monster and don't realize the other is fighting back. it is fun and another video of

be bentley chasing a grab. >> greg: i used to play monster under a blankets. >> todd: we made eye contacts, i knew that was coming. >> greg: summer camp 1993, i was in my 30s. >> okay, i have pictures of my daughters coming up. >> greg: you do? >> maybe not. >> greg: what if this was a wholesome story? >> the only thing is creepiness, his eyes lit up and kat and i saved it. a camera crew came to my house, they wanted to film my animal zoo, so my daughters were breaking out their critters. that is georgy holding her giant python, which is about to lay

eggs. the camera crew came to interview me, my daughters took them on a fantastic journey through the back of my pool house and got snakes out and scared the living hell out of the camera man. >> greg: you have lizards, too, don't you? >> yeah, her igjuana and he let's her kiss him when she feeds him. they are having a blast, doing things they are not allowed to do when i'm there. small zoo. 75 different reptiles and snakes. >> greg: amazing. >> i make my kids work it for free. >> greg: move on, that was fun, inaugural, greg's animal friends. best song ever. up next we go full throttle on storing your ketchup bottle.

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♪ >> greg: a story in five words. [applause] >> greg: five words, where should you store ketchup? this is such a todd piro story. when i heard this story, todd, i thought of you. heinz ketchup, lone laughter, settled age-old debate where

ketchup should be kept and tweeted it should be in the fridge. how do you feel about that? should you stretch this into a 10-minute segment on ketchup? >> todd: why is this controversial? if you open something, don't you automatically put it in the fridge? [applause] >> todd: thank you, most applause i've gotten all day. thanks, dad. have we become this privileged as society, this is something we argue about? have we run out of things to argue about? >> greg: i would rather argue about that than -- >> kat: ask your husband, if i was ketchup, would you put me in the fridge? >> greg: interesting question. i can't ask you. did you ever here it pronounced as catsup. >> midwest, yeah.

no. >> greg: it was catsup and then ketchup and nobody cared. was ketchup the first transgender condiment? >> you are normally on a limb, let's break it down. you buy it in the cabinet and you don't transition it until you open it. until it opens up and then you transition it to the fridgeerator and it reaches what he want to be, delicious cold condiment. >> greg: that you spread on your buns. kat, what do you make of this story? >> kat: i notes when you order, they don't give you ketchup anymore. you order a food and they forget the side, here is $.10 back. no, it is not about that, you ruined my food experience.

come back, i will pay you $5000. >> greg: exactly. come back with one condiment. >> inflation. >> greg: there was a package shortage and they accepted now, we can get away with not giving people packets. i am the ketchup correspondent at fox news. >> greg: i've ordered food. we are not giving out food now. >> this is the segment i was stressed out about. i don't go in the kitchen. my husband, he is deployed now. when we're home, he is like, do not go in the kitchen, i'm not good at it. i agree everything in cabinet until you open it and then put it in the refrigerator.

you don't want warm ketchup. >> greg: warm ketchup is weird. >> kat: yesterday my husband called and tsdz he was proud of me for using the oven. >> greg: we have to move on. come back. big independence day celebration with funfest fests and live fireworks, all-star lineup host during a big independence celebration presented by tunnels to towers.

>> greg: we're out of time, thanks to governor nikki haley, todd piro. [cheering] >> todd: a fox news alert on the 2024 liability that is plaguing president biden. former hunter business associate said he offered offered to testify before the grand jury and never got a response. >> carley: msnbc didn't ask the president a single question about his son yesterday. this is how the interview ended. >> thank you, mr. president. good to have you. thank you. don't go anywhere, exciting day around here, we'll have