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>> we know that's one of the reasons why he's on the supreme court. >> i think this is tantamount to sticking a dagger in our back. >> we will gun to see a kind of segregated higher education landscape. >> we're going to see that become wider and wider. >> what's next, gay marriagesome. >> is this leading to no women in colleges soon? who knows? [laughter] >> no women in colleges. we can dream. i joke. [laughter] and biden wasn't done sobbing, running over to the safe pace of msnbc. >> i find it just so out of sorts with the basic value system of the american people. >> do you to worry that that

without court reform this conservative majority is too young and too conservative, that they might do too much harm? >> i think they may do too much harm. i think that some of the court are beginning to the realize their legitimacy is being questioned in ways that it hasn't been questioned e in the past. >> he ended that interview the only way he knows how, but with by awkwardly shuffling off the set before they went to commercial. there he goes. hey, wait a second, come back. you left something. all right, harrell, i go to you for -- harold, i go you for no particular reason at all. with we haven't seen you, you were on vacation in europe. must be nice. decision, seems to me, is based on a simple idea, you can't fight racism with more racism, and i think's what we kind of figured out over the last, i don't know, three, four, five decades. what say you, mr. ford jr.? >> it's good to be back.

>> thank you so much for saying that. >> congrats to the two of you on the news. >> or at least me. >> thank you. [laughter] >> i mean, let's face it, jessie's will be short-lived. [laughter] >> he's already cursing it. >> this is a great segway to affirmative action. affirmative action, i think, has always been an imperfect tool to try to redress -- hold on -- try to redress racism, the impact of rah race and the admissions process to promote diversity. today is an interesting day because we, the way we talk about this sometimes, it's almost like we forget that we brought affirmative action because we introduced affirmative action, it was a medical school decision because race was a part of all of this. now, i don't -- i'm not as discouraged as some are. i look at some of the numbers, you have an absolute majority of americans born after 2012 the

who are young people of color, 45% of millennials are people of color, almost 50% of gen-zers are people of color. in fact, the racial composition of the country has almost surpassed the jurisprudence of the courts. what i was most encouraged by, and i hope those critical -- i'm sorry, something in my throat. i ate a potato chip before coming on. [laughter] for those who are discouraged, read the entire opinion. roberts said that universities can still consider an applicant's discussion of how race affected his or her life be it through discrimination or inspiration. family income, zip codes can, all of these things will continue to be a part of how we look at this. race alone may not be the way we should look at this going forward. income, how you were raised, where you were raised, the kind of experiences you had, i still hope universities and colleges are able to do that, because i do think one thing that those who are critical of this

decision are right about, if we don't continue to expand opportunity the, you're going to see fewer doctors, fewer lawyers, fewer television producers, fewer authors, fewer professionals who might be african-american or his passenger. hispanic. and that's what i hope we try to achieve. politics will be the politics, and i have my own feelings about the court, but i hope today is just a new new beginning. and i hope we try prore-- to reimagine and be more creative in how we advance opportunity the for every american. >> you know, dana -- >> yes. >> harold ford j. makes some good points. times change, and i think if you're a minority who gets a good education and stays out of trouble just like anybody else, they actually have more opportunities than they've ever had before. and to to deny that is to deny your own achievements. and i saw this dissenting opinion where justice brown jackson said that the elephant in the room is race-linked disparities, and they impede

achievement. and it's the, like, at a certain point that almost sounds racist. [laughter] >> i liked reading john roberts' opinion and then reading both clarence thomas and ketanji brown jackson because there you have two african-american people on court, and they have strong disagreements about this. thomas writes racialism simply can't be undone by different or more racialism. we haven't mentioned yet, it was asian-american students who brought this case. >> yeah. >> because they felt they were being discriminated against. they weren't asking for specific numbers to be allowed in, they were asking for fairness. a lot of things -- well, so many things have changed. sandra day o'connor in 2003 when she was a justice, she said in 25 years i imagine this is probably not going to be the necessary anymore. well, where are we now? it's 2023, and in 2005 and i'm the spokesperson for justice roberts in his confirmation hearings, this issue came up. he has been work on this for a long time, and it took this case by these asian-american students to work its way up to a majority

conservative court in order to get to this result. i wonder if people who are critical of this decision can think about the principle that they've against. what is the constitutional principle you are against here? that's what the supreme court is supposed to do. now, a lot of the schools have already the figured out and they're documenting it on tiktok and other places about how they're going to circumvent what they expected in this ruling, so there will probably be questions about that. the last thing i would say, the best thing we could possibly to do is improve k-12 the education. >> amen, yeah. >> because then you will actually have people who are reading, writing, doing math and science and history at grade level, and then maybe you'll choose not to go to college because there's lots of different opportunities. >> college is not the savior, it's what happens before. >> i would love to the see some kids maybe in poverty situations come and take up their case, bring a class action lawsuit about this one -- like this one about k-12 the education so everybody has a more equal

chance to go to college. >> jesse, according to 23 and me, i think you are 1% african-american? >> yep. >> and we assume that's why you got the 8 p.m. gig -- [laughter] and yet you see this as a positive supreme court decision while you have exploited the benefits of it. explain your hypocrisy. >> well -- [laughter] minorities like me should acknowledge, and i'm just kidding. i do think we should acknowledge that a lot of minorities in this country are heart broken by this case. and they would acknowledge that they have achieved success through affirmative action and that they wouldn't have had opportunities had affirmativetive action not have been there. they will acknowledge that. so the fact that that's going away is a big blow to them, so i think we should acknowledge that. but what we should acknowledge is if this goes away, all the court is saying is that this is a legal matter that's constitutional. society wants to change the

academic success of african-americans, if african-americans want to boost their academic success through a certain emphasis on certain things, there's no one stopping that. and there's no one stopping white americans, hispanic-americans, all americans the from improving their own lives. it's just that the court has said this is not our job, we will not endorse discrimination. it's against the 14th amendment. you can't fight discrimination with discrimination, and clarence thomas said race does not determine your value. he said it does not determine success. there are so many other things that go into success, and people have to realize where we are in life is the result of all the decisions we've made. some of us start on third base. there are certain white americans who are getting into these elite universities because their fathers went there -- >> legacy. >> legacy admissions, athletic scholarships. there are people that do achieve

that. >> would you argue that legacy should go away too? affirmative action dose away, why not legacy? >> it depends if jesse's going to -- [laughter] >> i knew he was going to say that. >> but you should look at class. you should look at class because it's more socioeconomic than anything. there's so many poor, white americans that are denied opportunities just the way black americans are because they don't have the income, they don't have the access to elite schools in order to spring from a private boarding school into harvard. you have to accept that. but the supreme court is not getting involved in it. >> but going back, it starts before that. i think that's why -- >> starts in the home. >> yeah. it starts in grade school is. judge, nancy pelosi said this is why we need term limits, and this is from a person who won't leave congress unless she's in a hearse. [laughter] >> yeah. and doesn't want feinstein to leave either. >> yes. [laughter] >> you know, this decision will be the dobbs decision of 2023.

democrats are going to to use this the way they used dobbs in 2022. it's very simple. affirmative action admission policies violate the equal protection clause of the united states constitution. the. >>th amendment. the 14th amendment. the 14th amendment was drafted in the wake of the civil war when congress said no one should be denied equal protection if of the law. so if you follow the genesis of where this started and then you go to plessy and then you to go to brown v. board of education and those famous supreme court cases, the court has consistently tried to make it a level playing field. so the color does not add or take away from the ability to get a good education. and as sandra day o'connor said, you know, she assumed at some point it was going to go away. when is it time for this to go away. it's time for this to go away when we live in a society now that is so focused on not just

equal opportunity the, but equal results. and i think that this decision is in itself racist because it says that blacks need a hand up. it says blacks, you know, you are -- you're not as bright, so we've got to tip that college thing to get you in. what it also says in terms of today's world is that people like randi weingarten should really not be promoted the way the woman has been promoted, but she should -- her feet should be held to the fire for what is happening to kids in our schools because of the unions. kids need to be geared and schooled in a way where they're at least able to read and write when they graduate, and that's not the case. half of third graders in this country cannot read. they cannot read. so, you know, the focus at this point given that this is the law, this is the way it's supposed to be, we've got to make sure that the elementary school, middle school, high

schools really focus on making sure kids get a good education, parents have choice. and it's not just the wealthy parents who can afford to move to get to a better school, but all parents should be able to get their children in school where they can achieve the results that will get them into these colleges and final finally, my final point is i don't want someone who got into law school or medical school because of the color of their skin. i don't want someone who's flying a plane because of the color of their skin. i want the best person to operate on me, the best person to represent me and the best person to fly me wherever the hell i'm going. i'm done with affirmative action. >> all right. and we're done with the a block. coming up, two two tracks of justice. a marine veteran charged while a similar case is dropped. ♪

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subway in brooklyn when a deranged homeless man physically assaulted them. williams stabbed and killed the homeless man, but the grand jury decided to drop the charges because it was self-defense. do you understand this situation, judge jeanine? it looks almost exactly the same except for one with thing. >> yeah. >> what's the one thing? >> the racial angle. >> it's not just the racial angle, jesse, it's the da's office. you know, i asked the question, i think it was yesterday or in the break, i said i wonder if this is the same da's office. it isn't. you've got the brooklyn da's office who handled this case, the stabbing, and the manhattan da's office with alvin wrag -- can -- alvin bragg, the one who indicted donald trump. interesting thing about the eric gonzalez case, the da in brooklyn, is that the charge against jordan williams who stabbed the individual is clearly an intentional charge. when you take out a knife and you stab someone repeatedly,

it's intent. he wasn't even charged with an intentional crime. he was charged with a reckless manslaughter and not intent. so it was easier for the grand jury to dismiss. whereas in manhattan you had, you know, grand jury was charged on, you know, manslaughter and on neg homicide as well. there was no intent in the danny penny case. he left him in a recovery position which means he thought the cpr people would come in and, actually, i found out today from a source that they were looking for narcan. that's what hay thought was going on with jordan neely in the danny penny case. so i attribute it to different d as' offices and, to be honest with you, i'd rather have danny penny in court in brooklyn where even's on the subway than in manhattan where everybody's not on subway. >> an excellent point.

>> i don't necessarily disagree with the judge. i think that the manhattan-brooklyn differentiation is important. we don't know all of the things that transpired in those rooms with those prosecutors and how they may have presented these things, but i happen to agree with the judge. i'm torn on this case. i'm not -- the facts identify been able to learn and what i've been able to realize, i think i got the same material the judge this time as she got and been able to construct from the public narrative. i want all the facts to come out here, and, you know, i have some sympathy for this young man, mr. i haven't seen everything yet, but based on what i've seen, i can understand this as someone who rides the subway and has seen things happen on subway with my own kids, i can understand how one might react this way. but we'll wait to hear all the facts come out, let the trial occur. >> greg, not everybody is an attorney who studied the case like judge jeanine pirro, so they don't know differences between the charges, but if you're a regular person who's glancing at story, this is why

people don't trust the criminal justice system. i don't know how you change that. >> and you know i'm a regular person -- >> just like everyone else who rides the subway and drinks beer. >> yes. so i'm not torn by any of this because i think you can have two viewpoints in your head. one viewpoint, happy for george can williams, right? he proved chivalry's not dead. he put the shiv in chivalry. and great warning to psychopaths everywhere, and believe me, they do listen. maybe i won't be aggressive to people, you know? but you can also have that thought and go i'm glad he's free and go, hold on a damn minute, this other guy did the same thing, and he's charged with manslaughter, what's going on? what is the variable? it is race. and it's because whoever was deciding when you have black on black, that criminals for race. it's like when you do a scientific study, you control for variables? you couldn't control for that variable in the penny case. it was white and it was black. so race, in my opinion, to no

factor in the chokehold case, but the reporting of it and the politics of out made it so. so the outcome was racial. that's why you got him charged. turns out there is still affirmative action but only in defending people from deranged felons. >> and after all this is said and done, people are still terrified even more now of riding the subway. >> yes, absolutely. the bus stops. >> are insane. on sixth avenue especially, yeah. >> you have people who cannot shelter in the actual bus stop because of deranged people, dangerous people who are holding court in there making their home in that area, defecating, urinating in there. so those people have to walk, you know, 50 yards -- 50 feet up and and hail the bus and and hope that the bus see them because they can't sit in that place. so the, this condition of the city, and t not just this one. it's all across america.

i also feel like if you're, let's say you're in wyoming, you're watching "the five," and we thank you for that, you look at this and saying honestly, how can you expect people not to believe that there are, is a disparity here, that this is very unfair? there was somebody on the subway, we don't have all the information yet, the name of the person who was helping daniel penny hold to down jordan neely. >> right. >> and he didn't get charged. >> nope. >> and the guy, jordan williams, had possession of a deadly weapon. you didn't get charged for that either? you could have charged him for that, maybe dismiss it in court. but none of that gets done, but daniel penny who was just using the chokehold in order to, like, calm a situation down with no intent, i guess bragging will try to prove -- bragg will try to prove intent, it's very upsetting, and i'm sorry it's the happening not just to to daniel penny and to the victims because the city is not serving anybody well. >> it sure isn't. all right, coming up, rfk jr.

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my plan is to win this election. and i don't have a plan b. >> all right. one of the things interesting, harold, is watching rfk jr. run to biden's right instead of his left. does that mean there's, like, a middle lane for somebody like him? >> maybe so. look, i think he's being unfairly, rf if k is being unfairly criticizeed for this comment. if you're running for political office and someone says if you don't win will you support the other person, i think it's natural to say i'm going to win, and i'm going to wait for it all to happen. i think it's a contrast to, you know, right now in the republican primary if you can't even get on debate stage for the rnc, i don't think, if you don't pledge to support the nominee. if you want to run as a republican, you should be able to lay out your ideas, if you want to run as a democrat, the same. and once that race is over, we're americans. that's the predicate, that's the foundation of freedom. you should be able to determine who you want to vote for. is so if he's one running to the

right of president biden, maybe he's going to ask if he loses -- which it looks like he might, he's only polling 17% -- he should then say to the president biden here are some of things i want you to think about as you're running. that's a time-honored tradition in politics. democrats that lose look at the nominee and say here's some things i want on the platform, republicans say to the nominee, here's things i want on platform, and i would imagine he may the same thing. i think part of it is he wants president biden to debate him. parking lot of what i heard him saying is we don't have that kind of opportunity and fairness on the democrat side. that might be something he objects to so strenuously that might ca cause him to rethink who he supports for president. >> jest sigh, i want to know what you're writing down. >> i wrote that this loyalty pledge is b.s., remember in 2016 both sides, they made everybody go like this. >> yeah. >> okay. so trump gets the nomination. did kasich support donald trump? no! and the same thing, is christie, asa hutchinson, are they going

to get behind donald trump? no! st the garbage. i don't know why they make them do it. if you're smart, you use that for leverage in negotiating power, because let's say biden gets the nomination, and rfk is out there with 20%. he's got juice. you don't think biden knows he has juice on the left? so he has to come to rfk jr. and says what do you need, what do you want, let's do business, and rfk jr., he can cobusiness. if he's just like, yep, i got you no matter what, he loses all leverage. and he actually said in another interview that he may consider being hhs secretary in a republican administration. so he has a lot of irons in the fire. he can play on both sides because he's a populist, and there's a populist movement coming off the right and the left, and both sides are trying to press it down, and it's a rough thing. >> i want the play some sound from one of your favorite shows. "the view." let's watch this. >> isn't it sad that you have

these people that know better that clearly are educated, are smarter, we know this -- >> yeah. >> -- yet they are lowering their intellect in a sense -- >> yeah. >> -- to, i guess, attract people that don't have the analytical skills that they need. shame on them for doing that, for taking advantage of people. [laughter] >> that's like a thinly-veiled way, judge, of saying people are deplorable. [laughter] like rfk jr. or trump. >> you know, dana, i just can't believe the people on that show get away with calling not one person, if you've got a problem with one person, that's one thing. but it's like the whole group of them, all the republican women were roaches. wasn't that the last thing they said? and now it's, like, imagine if we did that. imagine if we said, you know, all the democrats or all the independents or all -- i mean, it's just, it's crazy town. but i want to say something about rfk. i think that that rfk is really the only candidate who is kind

of defining modern day politics. he's not going along with, yeah, i'll be on the team and all that stuff as jesse just described, but he's, like, i've got this iphone, and i'm going to go down to the border, and i'm going to go over here, and i'm going to talk about these issues. and i really think guy, you know, is at some point going to break through because people are going to say, yeah, you know, he's a real guy, he's got some real ideas. you know, the left can call him an anti-vax iser all they want, they can continue to the try to say we're all behind joe and joe can keep falling and stumbling and calling ukraine iraq twice in less than 12 the hours, i think, and at some point the dam has to break against joe biden. it has to. and someone like him, rfk, whether or not he'll be the big guy who benefits from that, you know, he's going to come through. and i think he's going to be stronger than where he is. he is down 17 from 20 the.

but i have a lot of respect for him. and finally as, you know, as it relates to the women on" the view," i don't want to comment on people who call groupses of other people horrendous names. >> yeah. do you think bernie sanders is looking at this going, darn, i should have done it that way in. >> yeah, but i'm not sure what house he's at. >> yeah, he's got many. >> you know i always have to defend "the view," they were obviously in ad bad -- in a bad mood because the green room ran out of hay. [laughter] did trump raise his hand or didn't? >> he can't. >> that was when everybody stood up at home and rosie o'donnell quit. that's why people stood up at home and said that's why i like that guy. i think you're going to the see that happen with rfk jr. he's pushing both parties forward in topics both parties want to avoid. >> yeah. >> and that -- trump, this is why rfk, in my opinion, is the closest to the trump phenomenon

of 2015. remember, i wasn't a fan. rfk jr. asks about everything. everything's up for grabs with. every topic, every issue, he challenges the assumptions and the orthodoxy of his own party. sounds familiar. he's good at it. he's not the atom bomb of trump, he's more like a stinger missile, but he's extremely persuasive even when they try to corner him. i have two the concerns, actually, two queries and questions, because i'm going to interview him. he doesn't know it yet. [laughter] unity. about the -- okay. he refuses to bash trump, and he refuses to bash his voters especially, a stark contrast to the hrc and the deplorables, the mainstream media and especially joe biden. this is what really upset me about joe. he said he was going to be the unity guy, but he lied through his false teeth. literally, his teeth are false. and he's false. and i would like to see a real unity pledge from rfk jr. he's already showing that he's not divisive by not saying these

things, and he's also showing it by who he talks to. he'll go on any podcast, obviously, because he's the outside dude, but that was the on news now, and i thought that was -- that was an excellent, ap an excellent interview is. liz vargas was speechless at times because she was of trying to corner rfk jr. on my next thing which is the consistency of his vaccine message. the elephant in the room for for him is vaccines. but you can be pro-vax and a vaccine skeptic at the same time. we do that with everything. we're pro-social media and anti-social immediate -- media. we're pro-alternative energy and anti-alternative energy. part of being pro-science is being the skeptic. so they're trying to put him in the anti-vax bucket so they can knock him out. i don't think it's going to work. i saw him answer this. he reconciles his beliefs pretty strongly, and when liz vargas, she was left with i didn't expect this. he's very strong at this stuff. people need to start listening to him, and i think that if he

runs independent, he has -- i think his strongest chance is running as an independent -- >> absolutely. >> he gets republicans and democrats and independents. he's in. >> there's no time like the present to do that as well because only 30 say they're republican, 30% say they're democrat, then you get 40% who say they're independent. >> plus he's ripped, dana. >> have you been checking it out? do you play that videoen on your phone? >> no, i saw it on your phone. [laughter] dr. fauci getting roasted by dana carvey in a must-see impression. ♪ some things just go better together ♪

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boosters and two vaccine, you can get and give covid to another guy who's had five vaccines, that's why i'm introducing the daily covid shot is. [laughter] every day you get a shot. by the time you get to your car, you've got no immunity, but it's a beautiful 39 seconds. [laughter] if. >> okay. i like that. all right. i'll start with you, greg. it's the awesome to see comedians finally feel comfortable enough when a year with ago, i mean, we would have been ostracized, or dana carvey would have been, for the that. interesting, pandemic politics have changed. >> well, i think one thing that you notice about that carvey and also david spade who's also hilarious, they're older dudes, and there's a weird flip in comedy where the old school exceed e januaries are now taking risks maybe because they've got the money or the cache, but they're more likely to the speak truth to power than a lot of the young up and comers

who basically, you know, they have their christ-like figures. it's fauci, before that hillary, before that, obama. each though they pretend to be agnostic. there's certain things they won't make fun of. you see people like chapelle, louis c.k. and a lot of these -- and, oh, my god, schneider, rob schneider. they're the ones that are basically saying, you know what? we're, we have to remind people that you can make fun of everything. especially the people in charge. doesn't always have to be trump. >> fauci said, dana, it's as simple as black and white. you're vaccinated, you're safe. you're unvaccinated, you're at risk. and we were the ones being called the conspiracy theorists. >> yeah. i'm glad this is happening though. the left is going to say, okay, now it's time that we can make fun of them. good, let's do that. ridicule is one of the best things that you can do in a society to keep things healthy. and i actually think even dr. fauci might laugh at

impression. it's a pretty good impression. if you go back to george h.w. bush, dana carvey's impression was hysterical, but he could also do ross perot, and that one was also very good. and 4 is invited dana carvey to the white house because he thought it was so hilarious. that is actually a more healthy society. you can't do this kind of thing in other countries. >> no question. all right, harold, fauci got a gig in georgetown. he said given what i've been through, i think what i have to offer is experience and inspiration to the younger students. given that he can't admit he made a mistake, should he will teaching anybody? >> i think he should, and i think the students should ask him tough questions and even poke fun. i agree with everything that's been said. in society, i think of achievement when you're made fun of by dana carvey. two, the fox us i think in our politics, in our culture, the toxicity in the kind of way we speak to one another, you've got to have a sense of humor, and i thought dana carvey, i thought he did e a -- i hope he imitates

me one day. maybe he should have a bag of potato chips, and he could imitate me. >> fauci said to the new york time, show me a school or a fakely that i shut down, never, never -- factory. >> well, i mean, he was the key to shutting everything down. life is about touch and timing, judge. all right? you know when someone makes a joke and you go, too, ooh too soon? same thing as this. i have a ton of january 6th material. it's too soon. [laughter] you have to know when to get in. it's like when you're ad widow, when do you start dating? [laughter] these comedians, they waited until it was the right time, and then you're back in the game. everybody understands that. if you come back in too soon, you get canceled. but you wait, then you look safe and that's boring. this guy is short, he's cocky, he's got a brooklyn italian accent, and he's running around with needles. this guy has so much material that it's just, it's blasphemous for the state of comedy to leave

guy alone. >> remember colbert with the dancing syringes? [laughter] >> yeah, yeah, yeah. all right. where should the ketchup be stored? find out next. [laughter] ♪ ♪

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♪ ♪ >> welcome back. it's the age-old question that's plagued mankind for centuries, where should the ketchup be storedsome some say the cupboard, but heinz tweeted, quote, fyi, ketchup goes in the fridge. or on the table. judge, where do you keep your ketchup? >> in the fridge. my kids come home, it goes in the pantry. after it's in the pantry, i'm convinced it's bad, i put a new one in the fridge, they come home, put it back in the pantry. [laughter] >> so the real winner there is heinz, because you just keep buying it. [laughter] >> john kerry. >> it goes in the fridge, but my butter does not. my butter stayses out room temperature so when you slice into it, it's all melty. >> remember i told youd to do that? >> yeah, that was your -- thank you. >> can't you get sick? >> no, butter can be left out. >> weren't you just there? >> dana -- >> i would say we have kept it in the fridge, but if you think

about, think of in the summertime and you go and you're eating at an outdoor establishment and they have the ketchup there and it's hot? that's not good. >> that's my nickname, hot ketchup. >> do you keep what? >> do i keep what what? [laughter] bigger question, whatever happened to catsup? >> i don't know. >> when i was growing up, it wasn't ketchup, it was catsup -- >> where were you at? >> i was in prison. [laughter] i'm sure people at home are, like, wow, i haven't thought of that word in ages, you always kept it in the cub board -- cup board, and it got the gross edges, and you'd smear it on your finger and eat it. >> did you know that kitsch check up is one of the ingredients in thousand island dressing? is. >> you didn't know that? >> i learned that in france. [laughter] >> one more thing is up next. [laughter] ♪ ♪ too good to be true ♪

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>> time now for one more thing. jesse -- [laughter] still ahead a slice of pizza with governor ron desantis and jessica came up. >> one of my people on the five is constantly saying you're banning books. [laughter] what's the truth? >> not a single book in florida has been banned you can go down to florida get whatever you want and we have transparency legislation so they can ensure that the books are appropriate. there has been pornography put into the classroom is it okay for sixth graders to have a book instructing them use sex dating apps we don't think so and parents don't think so. johnny asked women do they value looks or money more. tonight -- [laughter] >> well i guess after i turned him down he needed to go somewhere.

>> who johnny? all right. harold welcome back. so good to see you around the table. >> glad to be back this 98-year-old made a hobby out of breaking records and no plans of slowing down when betty lindbergh broke the record for women over 90 now intraing to run a 10 conclude on fourth of july and ran a race last year and she wants to beats her time so incorporated new training a senior fit group training classes you see there. best of throbbing her you're an inspiration to a 53-year-old who doesn't run enough. so -- >> go betty. pledgets wait to mail it in. jessica you next. jesse went. >> that was really great. about desantis. a team championships heard hers unable to race due to injury so the team face dequalification. so stepped up in a big way filling in for the rays at the

last minute and she doesn't run normally. and she was going to get disqualified so she stepped in in a big way. way to go jo lean. i spoke to bill. take that jesse. governor nikki haley and a great show watch it next. >> animals are great. ♪ ♪ they're not just great they surprise you by the certain affections they have for different species take a look at these. take a look at milk shake which is the duck and cow had is dumpling live on a farm in louisiana and like to hang out together and go swimming. god know what is they do at night and tend to mind their own business and sounds aren't pleasant and we have eyewitness accounts -- that there's milk everywhere. so anyway. there you go. judge -- >> all right.

first i'm on hannity tonight, and i just did a special hunter biden live streaming live on fox nation. and i hope you watch it. and i'm not going to go into my one more thing i didn't have enough time. >> all right. that's it for us. >> president biden's campaign promise to eliminate billions in student loans gets shot down. more reaction after yesterday's bombshell supreme court decision to block the presidential handout. in response, the president takes defiant tone unveiling plan b and vowing the fight is not over. good evening i'm jon scott and this is the "fox report." ♪ ♪ jon: the president's proposal would have wiped away admin mum more than 400 million dollars for 40 million americans