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. another guest here is spending this newly found free time brushing up on his shooting skills. former governor of arkansas. pole. >> thank you for watching this special edition of ingraham angle. thank you for watching. ♪ [crowd noise] >> welcome, everybody. it is right. it is friday and that means we meet duty dolls out of the host of "outnumbered" and punish the for their deeds fraid let's welcome tonight's guest virtue so sweet the blood he bizou her
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for plagiarism. shannon bream. he has audiences on the edge of their seats, preparing to hang themselves. actor and writer, medium, divorced dad, jamie lissow. she has got more hangups than an automated call about a car warranty, fox news contributor kat timpf. finally, when he puts his foot down, he causes millions in property damage. world heavyweight champion, tyrus thank you for joining us. before we get to some news stories, it's friday, so let's do this.
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>> greg's leftovers. >> it's leftovers were i read the jokes we didn't read this week great is my first time reading them so if they suck, after the show we will set fire to a backpack. while he's in it kristof a bag of cocaine discovered at the white house this week. no one knows the source of the mystery bag, hunter biden promised. >> to the bottom of a. officials say it was found in a heavily traveled area. mostly the area between hunter' nose and upper lip. after the drug cachet come was described as a small amount, hunter replied well that rules me out. >> i could do these all-night prayer probably will appear the white house security says they
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will probably note never know where the coke came from becaus they stop looking. not so much funny as it is kind of a sad statement of affairs. thank you, dave. i got a chuckle from the director because he's in a visible man. the administration claims they did not and particular location it would be easy for anyone to have abandoned an item. security afforded finding a grandchild. you got it, bag of coke there, gun there, a baby there. it's all the same to the bidens. it will be taught by artificial infield tillage and thanks you're. the ai will be just as effectiv as humans when it comes to screwing over asians.
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i hate racism. just wanted to get that out there. presidential candidate chris christie compared the feud between ron desantis and trumpet to a food fight. regardless of who the winner is he hopes there is leftovers. saw that one coming. thank you. the newest missions impossible for me out in australia this week, this time tom and the gan face the most impossible missio yet to convince people to see indiana jones five. you notice that tom cruise has gained a lot of weight freight chicago hosted its first nascar event that went pretty well, only four of the drivers were carjacked. joseph pet dog food marketing whiz behind she had pets and their iconic commercials has died at the age of 91.
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his family plans to grow him back in 1-to weeks. a new government report outline research for walking out the su due to global to slow down global warming and even including an artist rendering o what one deprived humans might look like in 100 years. according to a new survey pliny is are the biggest liars of any current generation. i was just talking about that with my ex-. she can't keep a secret. finally a new trend shows that receiving filler shots for pena enlargement sorry, shannon, it' now on the rise. but it doesn't work for anybody
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send one man. that was mean. mean. mean. >> shanda needs another jacket. get shannon another jacket she needs to readjust it again. according to the news the white house can't explain the mystery cocaine. but isn't it handy that they can't find the owner of the nos candy? it's been almost a week since the small bag of coke was found inside the west wing specifically a heavily traveled area security says they will probably know where never know where it came from which means they know exactly where it came from. politico was quick to regurgitate that claim three days after the discovery citing a law enforcement official probably the same official who dismissed the russian laptop as this information for the source side even if there were
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surveillance cameras eat less you are waiving the coke around it may not have been caught tape . don't wait that cocaine around inside the white house. so you're telling me the white house, the white house doesn't have the technology to figure out who left the coke. surveillance systems that would meet make north korea jealous, and oh, will never know? number january 6, they claims that surveillance tapes were on a loop on the white house where they were swiftly identified prosecuted, no slow rolling the investigation there. is not the first time that they have been disturbed by a white substance.
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shannon, thinking about puppies. what has joe got to say? i know as a father, that was no north korea. hunter has never left bag of cocaine anywhere. he does the whole bag in one setting grade he does it inside out and runs it along his gums. listen, believe me, i know my boy. he does not leave bags of cocaine around, leaves insight out empty baggies covered with his saliva. >> jamie, as a self confined comedian, you run into substances of this manner all the time. isn't really that that hard to figure out? >> i was trying to run it down. i was like i don't think it was
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hunter because there was some leftover. if you've ever done cocaine, th correct dosage is all of it. and then i was like could it have been joe? then i was thinking how much less would joe biden have gotte done if he was not on cocaine this whole time. and i tried, i can't afford cocaine, greg. the one time i did that i use m last dollar to buy it and then had nothing to roll up and snorted with. by the way, just that joke they did about the penal enlargement. i was told specifically that fo did not rear outgoing e-mails. [cheers and applause] you know i'm always a positive guide. like to think of my penis as
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half-full. >> shannon comeau. >> welcome to the show. >> as a regular user of cocaine how do you feel about this bein found in the white house, it must discussed you. what do the women of the bible think of this? >> we are going. >> to that. here's the thing. not speaking from experience, just think about how were being told whenever going to figure this out very deep into the white house you know that goes that the vetting that goes in for you to get through. who did you date in second. >> here's the thing, they know who is in these areas freight i think that iran would all these pro-life people we're doing rates on therapy rates on in th middle the night. they said the people who attack clinics do it at nights.
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this baggie got left at knightsbridge we were told it was in either evening so maybe that is hindering the ability t solve the crime. >> interesting. two bad they don't have flashlights. this is great for the white house tour. those white house tours are so boring, but now you can say thi is where the guy did cocaine. i'm going to get a picture from cocaine. it makes the white house tour better. >> i wanted to say first of all. you seemed really locked in on your monologue today. ♪ >> i hesitate to call that an inside joke. but yes, i was locked in a room for three hours before the show because i walked into a room they didn't have a doorknob and when it shut, i didn't have my phone or my laptop and i was in
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that room for three hours befor somebody, came to find out if i was alive. >> it seem like at walking to a active murder scene. to get everyone thought you would died. i was like maybe he had an argument, he fell asleep, no, h was dead. ticket they have to have a backup plan, with the door. it reminded me how important. like i should get that doorknob fixed spread. >> how embarrassing would it have been for you to be stuck i there all weekend. he was hindered by a door with
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note knob. it feels like really unfitting death. >> is, i tried a coathanger, i try to credit card i tried everything i possibly could, even my own brute strength and nothing would work in the dog i on the other side screaming. it was over three hours for it would say three and a half hour 50 alone with your thoughts. do any of you have anything to say about the topic? gig after i thought you were dead? they took of me and people were calling dibs on your office which i was upset about. i think were missing the important thing here with the cocaine deal. we laid out the facts of why it's not hunter. how is b-1 not be looked at in this. have you seen her latest speech? >> yes, we have it next block. >> eifert one am saying it's
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more than alcohol. she is hitting the. >> she is hitting a lot of things. >> and the library, working on her speech is. she's tired. >> we are going to talk about that. a festival to stop the detestable, that is next. tv: try tide power pods with 85% more tide in every pod. who needs that much more tide? (crashing sounds) everyone's gonna need more tide. it's a mess out there. that's why there's 85% more tide in every power pod. -see? -baby: ah.
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>> kamala sprouts word salad an a singer ruins our nation's valid. it's true i'd sacrifice a to avoid this american hating festival. if it rhymes it gets in, i don' care. i presented 2023 essence festival of culture. my invite got lost. but they marketed the strong black women like me.
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covering lifestyle issues, politics and entertainment, but also includes a parade of american bashing with limitless moments and people saying reall stupid stuff. here is jill scott performing the national anthem with new an unimproved anti- american lyrics . ♪ josé can you see. ♪ by the blood in the street. ♪ this is not the home of the free, but the home of the slaves . ♪ give her a chance. give her a chance. here the lady out.
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she is a millionaire and slaver has been illegal for a million years. this doesn't make any sense. the number two. kamala harris she rambled like she got hit in the neck with dark. and culture the way we express our feature. and, we should always find time to express she must have the speech therapist. >> or one hell of a cocaine dealer. >> we should add some bongos, tyrus. culture is a reflection of our
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moment and our time. and that is how we express how were feeling the moment. we should always find time to express how we feel is a reflection of joy because everything it comes in the morning. >> beautiful. >> do you think you think she's getting better or worse? >> at the bongos are getting awesome. i member when jill scott came out i ran and bought her skate cd. i didn't even know she was stil singing pray that was probably 20 years ago. this is why the country is so beautiful you can go on and you
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can butcher something that people gave their life from, an this is why when people pull stunts like this, we have to stop talking about it. the facial expressions alone. why do people do that. the national anthem is the only song people forget how to use their face. have you ever seen somebody sin another song just sing it. just say it. >> exactly, she reminds me of divine but take it nobody has talked about her in 20 years pricking and it's a slow summer shannon, so these stories are great great why weren't you at the stake. >> i've lost my invite apparently in the mail. you and i can go together next year. these speeches from the vice president show us why when we track the polls all the time in
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washington, she pulls lower tha the president pray for democrat that's why he's running great you see the articles they come up they say very frustrated. democrats know that they can't just pull the rug from underneath her, she's the numbe to pay cheese next in line and they know that america they don't love it. and as for jill scott, a talented singer, i agree, but i like to bring people together, and i think that there are places she and conservatives ca work together. she says the american education system is not good, a lot of conservative say that too. also she has said she wants to think about leaving america and i think a lot of people would b happy about that. [applause] >> i sometimes listen to kamala and i think she saying coded messages to aliens. that she's smarter than all of us and she's telling them when to attack. up i lost my mind? >> i don't know how there's
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never any follow-up questions. >> that's the strategy. all of us on tv sometimes there's a topic of the lake are not excited talk about this one but will talk about it. will sometimes it's one time, and other times it's another time. time for coming you would be like are you okay? there would be follow-up questions. there would be follow-up phone calls, e-mails, and plans for where you had to go afterwards pricking read up a car waiting to pick you up. just like that the end of intervention. >> there was no semblance of even one coherent thought whatsoever. it was words to her credit, but in that order they differ make sense pricking you don't have t be walter cronkite to raise her hand and say what? >> what was the essence, jamie? >> that was the answer to the question.
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by the way out, though bongos somehow made it make more sense. it was what is culture, that wa what the entire answer was for, why was there no follow-up like that's what's culture is commitment what to all those other words mean? could you fill us in? i don't know the r&b songs grea points. i heard biden listen to it and he was like oh my god, i've bee singing it wrong this whole time . >> greg, at this moment in our time, i have a little piece of advice or a lesson i would like to share with everyone. >> go for it. ♪ >> lessons, tips from a divorce
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♪ >> you're watching mailing it in . >> welcome to mailing it in. we fill in a joke here. >> okay. >> there was a joke in there an they didn't have it fair. >> they left about your house
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for it. >> locked in. >> a good question from sesame. if you have the ability to change one thing about yourself what would it be, and why? that is a good question. shannon, you have a lot of faults. i know i would like personally if i could change myself and anyway it would be to be shorte because i feel i'm kind of intimidating. so i'd like to be a little tinier. what about you? >> i'm working on being more wholesome. i'm a control freak and it not only drives crazy me crazy, but it i'm married to the purse worlds most chill person. unlike let's meteor coming whic we dewberry tease like this isn't that film, this is not armageddon it's not actually going to happen, but i don't trust anybody. we're meeting with friends in i say i will make reservation for a target were just going to hav
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to go wait some great i am a control freak freight it would be nice to just relax. >> i'm that way two. actually and pretty chill. there is a giant fly in the studio and that is bothering me kat. if you could change something about yourself what would he do? >> i would change the fact that i'm going to die. >> do you want to live forever? >> either that or grow my own here. >> if you live forever, then yo don't appreciate life. plus, if you live forever, it makes accidents were scary, but you'll never leave the house. if i get hit by a car i'll be like this forever. or might die, but i don't die s i'll just be walking around lik this. so you can't live forever. remember that movie they kept falling apart, but they had to live.
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by the where, if your hair look good, kat pair. >> it looks. >> inks, i bought it myself it. >> if he had the ability to change one thing. i know this is a long list for you, but you can only change on thing. what would it be? don't say the obvious things like you wish your children would love you skip that one. >> if i could only pick one thing i would have to go with everything. >> tyrus? >> if i could change one thing. you know what, i would have listened listen to the advice that my bitter neighbor who he was on his fourth divorce looke at me and said hey, kid, you want to make it in this world? keep it in your pants forever.
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i should have listen to him. >> i'm not going to say who it was, but a well known and esteemed fox anchor said the same thing to me when i got here . of not going to tell you who it is. but it rhymes with,--no, i'm no going to say, i'm not going to say. >> we don't want to take away from the breaking news fate genius locks himself in a room. in his own home. and it was the dog that went to the bathroom on the floor. >> one more question from fashion, granting he asked how old were you when you had your first crush? and did you tell them or did yo keep it a secret. >> i was in first grade and i
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didn't tell him because i didn' know how to get a hold of denni rodman. >> you might have been too youn for him. might. >> i did whatever and boy does when he had crushed, i made front of her constantly, i annoyed her. i used to sing songs about her. to get wonder if she is washing right now. it's him. to get wonder if dennis rodman is watching. >> probably got a good chance a that. >> what about you? >> is there still time to go back on facebook? and find your first crush? to get this person asked me how old i was.
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i was in middle school, so i don't know how old. i can't remember. >> 26? that i do remember. >> middle school. >> was at the home and teacher? everybody loves the homing teacher because she makes muffin . >> she's as cute as the guy fro shop class is scary. >> only member certain parts of my teacher. i had a teacher that only had four fingers. we called it forefingers mcgee . all right, forefingers mcgee. where am i, shannon?
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>> and the boxford. >> you're stuck in a room. i was elementary or middle school and i was because had a big crush on ricky schroeder, s fast-forward years later he's i town in washington to do a film festival of military film festival like get to meet him. i said might eighth grade self will be so excited i had a picture in the locker. and they said it's rick now. i didn't tell me because i thought it would be creepy. rick, if you're out there, i'm sorry. >> interviewing your crush, tha happened to me with angelo lansbury. >> lovett. >> i have told you so many time about besmirching her name. you're going to be back in that room. >> i'm not even besmirching and i'm not smarting. what is merging anyway?
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>> story in five words. ♪ >> a story in five words. tom, kim, yea ornately. okay, tom brady in kim kardashian were very flirty wit each other at a fourth of july party. i wasn't invited, but it is sparking romance rumors very do they need to collide? do they really need to collide? >> it's obvious what's going on here. >> wet? >> kim is jealous of courtney's baby because we all know courtney just got baby with travis barker's baby. and now kim is the only one wit four kids, kim has done this kind of thing before, so she
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collaborated for her wedding. with his computer after that, she collaborates because she can't stand not being in the spotlight so this is a new spotlight fight. pay attention because this is important. >> a fly just flew into my nose. what is going on with my life? could get they also got into a big fight in season 15 because kim said kourtney was the leas interesting to look at. you're just flirting as a business opportunity. >> jamie, do you have any facts like that? >> i do not. i can barely keep up with her keeping up with the kardashians. >> i'm afraid to open my mouth at this point. there is a giant fly just focusing on birth. >> it seems to really like you. >> they are partying by the way on twitter. she said at the party she said
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she took 11 shots. that was more than in the tape saw. i don't know if you know this, but there's actually a tape floating around me out there. it's more of a one-man show. >> i told you you put tape over your laptop camera. >> i can't remember that. >> remember when jamie didn't tell those jokes. so tyrus, i don't understand, when you're that famous, why do you need to be exponentially famous? they should go with obscure people? >> it is tom brady, he's a saint , i get it. but no, tom is a private person when he's not playing football or doing an actual job with the camera. the last thing you want to come home to is a 24 hour camera.
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having a guy named ye outside your window. [cheers and applause] >> there is a lot of baggage there. >> there is a lot of baggage there appeared. >> speaking, you remember when the words of the official divorce came out he posted a picture of himself and he was like my doing this right? here it is, she hasn't underwea company. i know kat knows all about this underwear thing. i will not believe these to are together until he doesn't post picture like that. i don't believe the hype that they are together. in case they are i will send them i will send them a copy of my latest bestseller left stories of the bible speak. >> what woman from the bible is
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♪ [cheers and applause] >> i know it feels so good clapping, doesn't it. we won't go crazy. which means it's time for. ♪ nobody's watching. ♪ it means we can do whatever w want. ♪ nobody's watching, but you. >> nobody's watching because it's late on friday night in yo should be out doing lord knows what. sorry, shannon. >> lordy. we are just going to drive alon like schoolgirl spread cat, you have a fun story to share. tell us more. >> i sure do.
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over the weekend, i posted a photo on instagram. this photo, right? >> you can see it. scrolling through, i thought that sebastian gorka had commented on the photo in he said 34 -year-old dressing like a 14 -year-old, so weird. a few things. he posted this at 11:15 a.m. central time. so how is that for saturday morning? like wake up, become enraged that kat is not wearing enough close at a heat wave in july in texas and become so enraged tha you'd then go to another websit to google her age because i am in fact exactly 34 years old, then go to instagram to write this, and then post it. i don't know what's weird or,
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the fact that he googled my age for the fact that he was thinking about a 14 -year-old girl wearing that outfit. >> i just think that's okay, my suggestion is, when we have high-temperature days, we need to have sebastian gorka what t wear when segment 50 m 13 euro girl because i have a white t-shirt on and some shorts also. >> everything i wear is a crop top. >> heat. >> i think he was free and boring you. >> he did research for a. >> would it be creepier if he didn't google you. what if he already knew you wer 34. >> he has a huge hit. >> he's matt he's just never been invited to my birthday party. >> i was always a big fan of hi right. >> he has been on the show. what did i ever do to you, do? >> heat needs tickets for the
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show in than he comes after you for dressing like a little tart press. >> maybe he wants to spend more time with her and that's what h bought the tickets. >> maybe he has a pair of jeans like that that doesn't fit him. what, they hate israel? >> jamie? >> i was going to say could he have meant it as complement and would that be more creepy? >> maybe if i was 14. 14 is also a very specific age. >> i wore a similar thing this weekend. >> it was hot. >> i had some cool light up sneakers. >> did they have the little wheels that popped up on the bottom? >> you know, you're what you called hip divorce to dad. you got a cool little retro roc shirt on and you rollerblade up to the store for your chilled latte.
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start making small talk until the lady says get away from me, you weirdo. >> you can wear whatever you want when you're alone. anything asked to add about our dear friend sebastian? >> of all the wardrobe police comments that i get the internet , that was the wildest for me. >> you know it was weird, just say hi. it really showed how much the staff cares about it. so when they came to me and sai that they had heard from greg, laughed. i said my thought was check the jails. that kat literally took a knee and was basically afraid you died. tom was beside yourself with grief. channon was willing to start a prayer group for you parrot. >> i'm always praying for you, greg. >> i was like let's go to the office and get rid of his stuff.
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>> he put three hard drives and my car. >> everybody was concerned, except jamie. he had a smile on his face, he kept giggling. so i called mike baker. and so i had jamie's backpack searched. >> there is like five things it could be that could give me a lot of trouble. this is the doorknob, how did you know? this is the exact one. except it's. >> he was just too happy for coming on the show, you literally murdered him. >> where did you get this? >> good question, jamie.
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answer. >> we'll be right back, but thi is very creepy. >> if you'd like tickets to see gutfeld go to foxnews.com/ gutfeld and click to te joinrm the studio audience. ret. are now for your whole body. plus, fast-working crepe corrector diminishes wrinkled skin in just two days. gold bond. champion your skin. oh booking.com, ♪ i'm going to somewhere, anywhere. ♪ ♪ a beach house, a treehouse, ♪ ♪ honestly i don't care ♪ find the perfect vacation rental for you booking.com, booking. yeah.
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mara, are you sure you don't want -to go bowling with us tonight? -yeah. no. there's my little marzipan! [ laughs ] oh, my daughter gives the best hugs! we're just passing through on our way to the jazz jamboree. [ imitates trumpet playing ] and we wanted to thank america's number-one motorcycle insurer -for saving us money. -thank you. [ laughs ] mara, your parents are -- exactly like me? i know, right? well, cherish your friends and loved ones. let's roll, daddio! let's boogie-woogie!
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thanks to shannon bream, tyrus. i love you, america. >> welcome to america's late news, "fox news @ night" that i'm trace gallagher in los angeles. and breaking tonight, crippling business across the country and tonight a glaring new example o how those committing crimes are protected while those trying to prevent crimes are punished. talk radio host jason rantz would give us the social impact and vic will old -- offer his legal analysis we begin with matt vn on the push for americans to loo

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