swings in food and energy prices. we'll have to gas up our cars, to eat, to get a sort of an idea of how the actual inflation is going and we are expecting an uptick on that front of about half a percent for the month of june, and with that, follow about three tenths of a percent increase number overall, that his expectation, always a surprise. here is "the five." ♪ ♪ >> jesse: hello, everybody. jesse watters along with judge jeanine pirro, harold ford jr., dana perino, and greg gutfeld. it is 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ welcome to pumped up primary america. in case you haven't noticed yet, presidential candidates are flexing some serious muscle went over your vote. and send joe biden's beach bod into retirement. what outlet sums it up, "20/20

four presidential contest is careened to be a testosterone primary, summerside quest, data dates with fewer contrasts on policy and proving more keen on comparing feats of strength. miami mayor francis suarez is bragging about placing sixth in a 5k run in cedar rapids, iowa. sender tim scott tossing around the pigskin with his campaign manager. ron desantis baseball cards are getting passed around, highlighting his stint in the little league world series. and who can forget the shirtless rfk jr. workouts. the beefy democrat reviewing his secret to getting buff. >> i am on antiaging protocol from my doctor. that includes testosterone replacement. but i don't take any steroids. i don't take any anabolic steroids or anything like that. >> jesse: greg, you were right

when you said he was on something. >> greg: it's obvious. you cannot be that caught at 70:00 p.m. i mean, look at harold. [laughter] bought a low bar, right? you know why, dana, because people in d.c. just aren't in good shape at all. you look at the white house briefing room, it looks like the "star wars" bar, just hideous, hideous people, every single one of them -- except fox. but, you know, i'm happy to see -- i think we need some muscle heads in the white house. we need to crush that cement ceiling. we need to put a squat rack in the oval office and pilates in the lincoln bedroom. >> jesse: so, sixth place in a 5k in cedar rapids good? >> dana: i actually was going to mention that. there were 16 people in the race. but look, i don't like to run, i like to walk, i could have walked.

you see a turtle on a fence post, you know i didn't get there itself. the white house is thinking, we have to -- that's that. there are people, voters, who are inspired by people because a lot of people want to be healthy, that is not a bad thing to aspire to. however, the thing that will matter the most, what are we going to do about the economy and getting this country moving again, going to lower my taxes, do something like that, not just this. >> jesse: does this appeal to female voters when they see guys competing, throwing the football, getting out there? >> jeanine: yeah. when people are competitive, physically, whether they run or play tennis or whatever it is, you like to see energy, discipline, perseverance.

they are competing with themselves. to me, it is a sign of someone who is functioning at their best capacity, and i love to see it. we have been so inundated with joe biden falling down, slipping falling off a bicycle, this is what we want, someone who has the energy and discipline and recognizes, in order for you to feel -- for me to clear my head, i used to run all the time. it is part of what we do to be on top of our game. >> jesse: used to run after people appeared to >> jeanine: i had investigators who did that. >> jesse: so you were a congressman in the '90s? clinton was wearing those little short shorts and jogging, this has been going on for a while. >> harold: when i was in congress, the senator from south dakota, won congressional basketball tournament, i will admit it was not stiff competition but bipartisan thing, working on and all of it is great, but the elephant in the room as you have two

candidates, front runners, who are close to 80 years old, and we question the mental, physical agility, so these issues are there. physical fitness thing, if we are going to do that, i would rather have patrick mahomes and travis kelce. but i think voters come eventually, i understand what they are doing, but i hope they don't get too far away from talking about how we keep workers and entrepreneurs and our national security prepared for the challenges and opportunities -- >> greg: i disagree. >> harold: as a 70-year-old at the table. >> greg: the elephant in the room is chris christie. >> jesse: are there any shirtless pictures of you when you were running? >> greg: i'd have it on my wall. >> jesse: there was no spread, no centerfold? >> harold: not that i know of. >> jesse: while the candidates beef up, msnbc thinks working out is something only racists do. the liberal network getting mocked after tweeting out

talking about the far right's obsession with fitness. claims a network of online fascist fitness chat groups on the encrypted platform telegram are recruiting and radicalizing young men with neo-nazi and white supremacist extremist ideologies. joe rogan among those mocking this, "being healthy is far right, holy blank." greg, your thoughts? >> greg: it is all part of this weird thing that anything you measure is somehow reflective of white supremacy, whether it is math, science, weight, achievement, work output, any time you have to put a number on something that is inherently racist so if you find satisfaction in increasing resistance through weights, building muscle, then that is also an adherence to some kind of zealotry, and then if you see a black body builder, all you will see is that is how seductive white supremacy is, that even black people are working out. you know what is interesting, you go down the line of what the

woke -- this makes so much sense. the woke say fitness is racist, they regret math and grammar as bigotry, debate is physically dr cancel debate, and ultimately beauty is patriarchal, right, ia socialized concept created by men. so if you are woke, all that is left for you is to be out of shape, fat, sloppy, have terrible social and career skills, and when you look at their mug shots on antifa, they nail it. that is why they look so miserable. they reject all truth and beauty and all aesthetics and all measurements. >> jesse: yeah, antifa could spend more time on the squat rack, dana. >> dana: you bet they do. and that is disgusting that they do that. what was i going to say? oh, the other thing in the op-ed she says is working out from home, this is the thing.

we got pelotons right before the pandemic. have you heard one conservative thing said on palatine ever? >> greg: never. >> dana: everybody working out from home, it is -- >> greg: that is how i keep up the months, every month is different on peloton. >> jesse: jeanine, you are very fit, does that make you a white supremacist? >> jeanine: the whole idea is backwards. i don't know why they -- why they have to insist, if they are not any particular place, and if you are, then you need to be hated, and they don't know how else to do it other than claim you are a racist or a xenophobe. i am surprised they are not saying if you are fit you are a xenophobe from too, you are a racist, everything that is antileft. it's too easy, it's too dumb. greg is right. everything is piled into, "well, you look good, so that's

disgusting." okay, in your world, maybe. >> harold: being healthy is a good thing. i play soccer with my 8-year-old, and he wears me out in 20-30 minutes. >> greg: you guys play sports at all? [laughter] >> harold: chris christie, i love you. people inject race too much. everything can't be about race. and being healthy, eating well means that you will live a fuller life, you will live longer, which means you will have an opportunity to be a democrat for a longer time, you will have a chance to be a republican -- whatever you want to be, this is a good thing. let's tamp it down. >> jesse: harold ford jr., the black face of white workouts. [laughter] coming up, soccer star megan rapinoe says she welcomes trans athletes to the women's team. ♪ ♪

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claptrap, i find offensive. >> we fought for equal pay, she fought for equal access to, equal resources come all of those things, women's u.s. soccr team to the men's and now she is undermining her fight entirely and notice how earlier this week she announced her retirement, so she is done playing. this is a classic case of virtue signaling. she wants to be seen as kind, she wants to be seen as inclusive. >> dana: jessica mann she also said she doesn't believe it is true that trans issues like thio violence. she also said it is not a problem with physiology, that biologically, it is not a big difference, when we have seen evidence that it obviously is. >> jesse: so she puts ideology over biology? [laughter] so, is rapinoe saying -- >> harold: rapinoe. >> jesse: she would be all know mike okay with having all-male u.s. women's soccer team. i guess it is no problem in the

shower. she would not be okay if a guy took her spot on the team and she rode the pine. she does not want to shower with men. she would not be okay with that. notice how, dana, it is only men trying to compete against women in sports. it is not women trying to play men's sports, it is men trying to play women's sports. and some people have told me that i have actually done more for women's sports then megan rapinoe has done, that maybe she is a traitor in the war on women and i have fought valiantly in that war, obviously on the women's side. that is not me saying that. and i actually disagree with that, i am just saying it is something that is being said. [laughter] women have also told me, because she is a lesbian, i believe, is that true? she might have a different feeling of -- and my using "allyship" correctly? and i respect that opinion and i respect the fact she has done

great things for the united states on the field. she is a great leader. but this opinion is destructive. it is destroying women's sports. and as someone that has been an advocate for women -- as she has -- financially, she should understand that better than anybody. >> dana: judge, when she announced her retirement, she did it on twitter and social media, and she included this photograph of herself as a little girl, and she said my dreams -- well, what about the dreams of the other little girls right now who are basically figuring out a way to quietly quit their sport and pursue something else because they're not going to get the scholarships they thought they were? >> jeanine: the bottom line is megan rapinoe fought for equal pay in women's sports and she is to be commended for that. but at the same time, what she did was when she got to the top, she kicked the latter off so that women could not follow her and go up that ladder. hey, now she can be inclusive, she doesn't care because they're not going to beat her. apparently, in dallas, there was an under 15 boys squad that beat

the u.s. women's national team in a scrimmage. i mean, something to be said for the physical abilities of boys versus -- men versus women. but i think that this whole thing is taking us backwards. and i think about brandi chastain, i believe it was 1999, when she won the world cup, and there is this iconic photo of brandi, there she is, she had just won the world cup for america against china, and she was so excited, she removed her jersey, she swung it around, and then she hits the ground on her knees and in this triumphant, she pulls her arms back, there she is in a sports bra, and people like into that whole thing to the fact that a woman could finally say "women, we made it." she made it, there she was fearless and triumphant, and there she is in a bra, we had never seen that. today, we have men in bras and we are going backwards, and that photo is not as iconic in

megan rapinoe's world, women are not as successful and megan rapinoe's world, she has hurt women by kicking that ladder. >> dana: harold, you have a daughter. do you think about this and her future? because your kids are athletic. >> harold: i do. i think about it a lot of things that haven't talked about. i agree, the success on the field and off the field and her contributions are legendary and incredibly impactful. but i differ with her on this. a couple of things. every difference is not a weapon -- is not a weapon, it is not weaponization because i differ with you on an issue. some people may take it too far, but i don't think that is the case. i think miss rapinoe, she may have a point here, but i don't know quite know the point. she references dave chappelle. dave chappelle is a comic. he criticizes blacks. i'm sure -- he criticizes everyone as a comic, so i don't quite understand her point there. finally, the points have been raised, the science here, the

anecdotes you hear about young men who transition to be women and compete in sports, they are dominating their sports. so i think it would behoove ms. rapinoe to give us more, after all of this career fighting for equality, particularly the kind of coverage women's sports gets, the wnba has a lot to thank her for her, all of women's sports televised have a lot to thank her for. i just don't see how this advances that. and perhaps she will come out and explain this more fully one day. >> dana: greg, she might not have seen the mma fighter that broke two female skulls and one of those fights. >> greg: i am tired of you guys crushing the dreams of young boys who dream of growing up to be a young woman and playing soccer or bashing in somebody's head. i don't even think this is about soccer. it's about girls in general. she has basically, dishonestly, forcing people to take a side. you either defend girls, which then makes you homophobic and

transphobic, where you defend men who identify as women. and if you don't do that, you are just not cool. it is all about -- this is something i came up with today before -- she is advantaging ideology over biology, jesse. >> jesse: where have i heard that before? >> greg: i don't know. the ideology is cool, and biology to her is not cool. that's the whole thing. and so, what happens is she has chosen the latter, which does not affect girls in soccer, solely, in effect young girls ad locker room to all have to with this issue, and then if you try to debate it in any way, shape, or form, what she talked about with chapelle, that will increase violence towards trams, yet we don't have any statistics on that. they talk about the psychological harm to trans children, i want to see the data because i don't think keeping children away from delusional butchers creates any kind of depression. telling them they were born wrong and that their healthy

organs should be removed, that would screw up my head. it would really screw up my head. it is savagery. i worked in health publishing, there are people who were depressed, very depressed and suicidal, until they had a healthy limb removed. this is no different. they would actually go to mexico or some other country where they could have an unlicensed physician cuts a healthy arm off because in their head, it made them feel healthy. this is not any different. except it is worse because you are doing it to a child, which is disgusting. it's a crime. >> jeanine: child abuse. >> greg: and she is mushing it together. don't mush it together. if you want to talk about trans athletes, stick to the science. stick to the science. don't say it is because you believe. that is not science. >> dana: indeed, all right. coming up, san francisco's fentanyl crisis is fueling a real estate boom for honduran drug lords?

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♪ ♪ >> greg: honduran drug lords are living large off the misery in san francisco. new report details how fentanyl dealers are flocking to the progressive city because of the sanctuary laws make it practically impossible to get deported. the cash flow is so good that it is fueling a real estate boom back home in honduras. people are buying mansions, and apparently, they are rubbing it in by decorating those homes with san fran sports team memorabilia, look at that stuff, while it is happening. judge, cause and effect at work. there needs to be a class taught

to these filthy liberals, like harold, that cause and effect, you make it available to sell fentanyl, they are going to sell fentanyl. >> jeanine: you know what this is about? this is about people looking at america on the world stage and thinking, we can break their border policies. we can get drugs from the mexican cartel. we can sell them to those people in san francisco. we won't even be prosecuted. and out of the 200 that were arrested in the last year, two years, only 6% charged were convicted, and the ones that were deported kept coming back, so there is no consequence. there is no consequence because it is a sanctuary city. there is no consequence because we don't have law and order. they laugh at us. they take our money home and they build homes in honduras. the only way you can get them out is to file federal charges, but even they let them out.

they were open during covid, able during kofi cockburn, when all americans were locked down, they set up the business and fow the law and the mexican cartels are making a lot of money, they are making money, and mayor london breed, this is her response to this lunacy of where americans are dying at the hands of honduran drug dealers, she wants to coach them into treatment, the defendants. out of the first 53 arrested, you know how many agreed to go to treatment? zero. it's like when i was a narcotics judge. the first kid i said to, listen, i'm not going to send you to jail, i'm going to send you to a rehab center, he said no, i want to go to jail. i was stunned. that i learned. look, fentanyl and siebel zine, this animal tranquilizer, is killing us. we are declining as a society, and on the world stage, and this is why. >> greg: this is why we have to legalize it. then the profits go -- >> dana: you have been very

persuasive over the past 12 years and that is where i am. it is fascinating to think of the -- gavin newsom was the mayor of san francisco and how does the democratic party not think that the republicans aren't going to make this direct correlation? as a governor, he ignores san francisco, just uses the road all the way around it, doesn't go in anymore. i wonder about the republican candidates, could there be a policy that's legal to do something about remittances, meaning illegal immigrants that come over here, they are working, sending money back through however means, used to be western telegram, i guess probably venmo now or whatever, can you find a way to tax that? because we should. figure out a way to capture that money so we are at least doing something to pay for some of the things we need to do like border security. >> greg: you know, jesse, i seem to remember not to long ago when we were really talking about, we were the first show ty

we should bomb the cartels, and i think you were the one that was talking about setting up some kind of, like, a barrier, a ship barrier, what do you call that? >> dana: blockade? >> greg: blockade, so the drugs would not come in. do you remember that? >> jesse: i believe i did advocate -- >> greg: the question is, a lot of these republican candidates are saying just that. >> jesse: they should pay me for consulting. i am giving this stuff out for free. >> greg: i know! >> jesse: remember when kamala said she was going to make honduras so rich that no one was going to ever want to leave honduras? you know what ended up happening? the only people who stayed in honduras was the cartel guys and then on the street dealers just go to san francisco and wire the money back to them. the only people getting rich in biden's economy are the cartels. you ever see those websites where you are like, for $500,000, this is what can get

you in texas, it's like a six bedroom -- >> dana: very clickable. >> jesse: 8,000 square foot, pool, tennis court. imagine what you could buy in honduras. you could have a little verse i on the mountainside. here's my gutfeld invitation. you were saying in the green room just before this, dig into trafficking and plow some of the profits into honduran real estate, will rule the country like a little white warlord. you said that. >> greg: i also set i was going to lie and pretend we were starting a honduran five. just do my research, and harold, who has a pilot's license, going to fly me in. >> jesse: five or ten? >> greg: "el cinco." >> jeanine: took us three times. >> greg: no white privilege here. so, harold, what does this tell you? the end of sanctuary cities? because now we are feeling the results.

>> harold: san francisco, chicago, l.a., new york, the challenges in these cities, and the mayor's, to your point, judge, have to do better. we need more police fear of all of the things we say, cashless avail, a better interdiction strategy at the border. i come at this slightly different. it may anger people a little bit. one of the reason, if the story is true, i don't believe it is not true that there sending stuff back, there is a demand-side over here and we've got to figure out, i have set on this show a few times, if you use drugs recreationally, you should understand that something could be wrong with you and you could find yourself in a tough, tough health care situation, if not worse. the demand side of this, we have to do all of this at the same time. i fear for my own kids, i tell them every day, someone gives you something that looks like a schedule or a piece of candy, don't take it, if someone has prescribed drugs and they want you to take one and you think you need one, don't take it. unless it is prescribed for you. so we've got to deal with the

law-enforcement side of this, immigration and addiction at the border, and we've got to deal -- >> jeanine: that is the whole point, he won't do it. >> harold: the demand side is pretty doggone big, too, judge beard's before the supply side and the demand side better. we have to do something now. >> greg: think about this -- >> harold: i am the biggest proponent. you want me to say democrats are wrong, democrats are wrong. the demand-side -- republicans, you are in charge of the house, have not put forth one bill in the house. >> greg: if fentanyl is in everything, and it is, it was definitely in the white house coke. why haven't we found that out? >> jeanine: disturbing. >> greg: it has to be. >> jesse: could have been an assassination. >> greg: exactly bureau if it is in everyone's cocaine -- not that i would know, dana -- just don't bring any more at my plac. it has to be there. >> jeanine: where is it that

they are providing money for drugs, people who live in these homeless camps. >> dana: portland. >> jeanine: the government is actively involved in getting the victims to live this kind of lifestyle. we are destroying ourselves. >> harold: these silly vending machines in new york, something crank pipes, that was the most pissed off i've been about a public policy come up with that in black and brown neighborhoods, it's wrong in any neighborhood, but all i am saying, demand-side we have to deal with. >> greg: i think you are both right. ahead, more americans are saying college is worthless. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ what do we always say, son? liberty mutual customizes your car insurance... so you only pay for what you need. that's my boy. now you get out there, and you make us proud, huh? ♪

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>> jeanine: is college really worth it these days? folks have been losing faith in higher education, as campuses try and swarm into breeding grounds of liberal indoctrination. according to gallup, americans confidence in higher education has taken a nosedive, plummeting to a mere 36%. but who needs that four year degree, anyways? companies are increasingly dropping college requirements for their jobs and focusing more on real-world experiences. okay, so the truth is, and i think a lot of this was instigated after the pandemic, and a lot of companies have said, you know what, we don't need a college education anymore. we are more interested in life experience, harold. >> harold: look, costs are high. people are trying to find the best jobs. we've set on this show, the senate today held a hearing on the merger, proposed merger of the pga and l iv. it might behoove them to hold a hearing on things, why do costs

keep going up and what do companies get out of it? private sector does these assessments every year. something worked last year doesn't mean it will work next year. worked out we need to be doing for your head counts, strategy and sale, developing new information's and products. we have to do the same with education. i am a believer ai will change about what we think kids should be learning, even today with cops and teachers and family doctors and so forth, but ai, this technology can do some of the things that we want kids to try to learn today, which i think is the reason liberal arts education remains so important. some people who get caught up in politics, liberal arts mean something political. it teaches critical thinking and problem-solving. if you have that skill set, you can do anything. in fact, you won't behave so crazily if, indeed, you are taught those basics, so i hope is much as we rethink college, we rethink how we teach a liberal arts education at a

younger age. >> jeanine: dana, do you think colleges really focus on critical thinking and problem solving, as harold just suggested? >> dana: i think some do, right? some of the smaller schools, a school like purdue, for example, increased tuition in many, many years, students actually getting what they need, and also there is no reason somebody who has graduated from high school should go into college and have to take remedial english. k-12 is the answer here because we want people to have that opportunity. right now, four year college -- right now, if you go -- you get a four year degree come over the course of your lifetime, you are going to make a lot more money than somebody who doesn't have , that could change in the future and i think a lot of parents want their kids to go to a good school but the problem of supply and demand, demand is down because the quality of the supply is really bad and it is overextended. however, there is some good news on the horizon. neil ferguson and barry weiss are part of a group that is starting a new university. it is called the university of austin. check it out. they will have students in the

fall of 2024. they are going to make it one where free speech is allowed, where you are getting a classical education, and the number of applicants, 5,000 applicants for professors in the first three months after they announced and if you are somebody wants your kid to go to a place where you are going to get a good education and a good price, check this out, it is called the university of austin. >> jeanine: all right, greg, some of the businesses that hire people specifically for i.t. say that is the one area that you really don't need a college degree. >> greg: right. it's kind of like, what was i.t. before there was i.t.? do you ever wonder what that job? >> harold: radioshack. >> dana: xerox copy machine. >> greg: twice a day, big bag. hate to say it but i got nothing out of college. i got nothing. except it allowed me to age four years, which was probably the

biggest, most substantial things that happens, your brain grows a little, become less risky, start thinking -- i can't say there were classes, other than fiction and things -- >> harold: what about the people? >> greg: oh, i hate the people piero hated everybody. i was a very lonely boy. anyway, i don't want to be like megan rapinoe and say, hey, you don't need it after i already got it because there are millions of people who should go to college, but it does need a complete revamp. university of austin. we need small, efficient, low-cost college, taught by enterprising, high achieving instructors that can then be zoomed out. you can have the best math teacher in the country teaching you math, just not happens to be in the classroom. it is so funny to think about it, and any given day, there is 10,000 people doing the same math problem taught by 10,000 different math people. or math teachers vehicle that is

idiotic. you only need one person to do that, sorry. we need realistic college for a realistic life come education on how to live your life would be kind of nice, great for billionaires come instead of going to outer space, to work on the interspace. jesse, you can steal that, too. >> jeanine: do you want to wrap it up? >> jesse: i was lucky enough that my parents paid for my college. if i have afforded it, i would have been underwater, $250,000, at 22 years old, and then i went into television, and they paid me $12 an hour, so i would still be in debt by then. i don't want to discourage people from going to college. you learn how to live without your parents and you learn how to socialize and you learn a few things, but if you live in places maybe not the northeast, maybe not california coast, there are a lot of opportunities in the energy sector, in real estate, where you can jump right from your senior year and maybe even make $90,000,

$100,000, right after college, and that is not something you want to just turn your nose down. >> dana: one other thing, my brother-in-law teaches a coding class, three month course done through the university of denver, they contract it out, he has a new crop every three months, people, the butcher, the baker, and the candlestick maker, and these people are making huge differences in their lives going forward and able to work at these tech companies making a lot of money. >> jesse: learn to code. >> dana: he's teaching. >> jeanine: all right, "the fastest" is up next. ♪ ♪ oh, that's nice... oh!! searchable, verified reviews. that's better than the ham, and i've never said that. booking.com booking.yeah i brought in ensure max protein with 30 grams of protein. those who tried me felt more energy in just two weeks! uuuhhhh... here, i'll take that! woohoo! ensure max protein, 30 grams of protein, 1 gram of sugar. enter the $10,000 powered by protein

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# ♪ it's time no time now for "one thing." dana? >> well, if you are watching, you might have been watching for 12 years. it's our 12th anniversary on "the five" today. i have some donuts. 12 of these. one cupcake for your birthday. 12 donuts from the "the five." these come from broad street dough company. check them out on instagram. can you get a picture? these are gorgeous. the founder's name is did he see two locations in new jersey and one in california. it's a growing company. dez is an amazing woman. froot loops, sharks, m&m's and some sort of smurf thing over there we love our viewers and we really must thank the producers of this show who put up with us and we have given you a hard time. >> greg: 12 years. >> dana: longest i ever worked

somewhere. >> greg: 12 years for us. greg, get out of here. >> jesse: end like that. [laughter] >> jesse: national 7-eleven day. you guys like slurpees we have got them. free ones, melted because the interns are slow on the draw. fine, suck one down, harold, you will get a brain freeze, i promise. "jesse watters primetime" tonight we will investigate the white house cocaine mystery. new developments that only we have. greg? >> greg: tonight emily compagno. kat timpf let's do this greg's itchy animal news. look at some itchy animals from across the globe over in florida. we have a burrowing owl, angry scratching at it, look at that got to get in there. man, let's move over to tacoma, washington, we have a hugs and the musk objec ox. one of those guests you see on larry kudlow.

the hair? you know whether a i'm saying? >> jesse: yeah. >> greg: finally,. [laughter] , we have p.j. the greater one horned rhino in the central florida zoo. own machine that does the scratching for him. isn't that great? everybody has got a little itch. is it so wrong to help them scratch it? i tell this to h.r. all the time. [laughter] >> jesse: harold? >> harold: toronto blue jay's first base men won the home run derby contest last night in seattle. tonight is the all-star game. he and his father the only father-son duo to win the home run derby title. congrats to him and dad. hopefully he will follow his dad in the hall of fame in a few years, too. congrats to the family. >> jesse: judge jeanine? >> judge jeanine: s who catch is it anyway? a sea lion jumped on to kayak to grab the fisherman's catch. some may calling it stealing. others say a fisherman about to take off with the sea lion's

rightful dinner. fisherman actually gave up the fish without any issues and the sea lion swam off with his meal. bon appetit. >> dana: they are figuring us out. >> judge jeanine: watch this. >> jesse: dolphins are smart. sea lions are just thieves. >> greg: dolphins are perverts. >> jesse: i saw this dolphin with a shark one time. i will tell you afterwards. that's it for us. "special report" is up next. >> bret: 2k08 fins are perverts. jesse, thank you. good evening, welcome to washington. i'm bret baier, senators seek answers about the proposed merger between the pga tour and the saudi backed liv golf. new questions come up about a possible cover-up during the coronavirus pandemic and how that lost classroom time is impacting students. plus, we do not know, still, who was really in charge of the hunter biden investigation and the subsequent plea deal. ♪