>> we have a friend. he has come to steal the beast but he can't find any. come here you little stinkers. >> laura: oops. sea lion that kind of looked like elon musk's signatures move the wall rus. that's it for us tonight, gutfeld and the gang are next. ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] ♪ >> greg: oh, my goodness. yeah. happy tuesday. yes, it's tuesday everybody. good to see you all. so an army of seven nations can't stop his trump frustrations. former rock star jack white just got busy over people being polite to the former pres and

since his music has been selling about as well as a hunter biden painting, white decided to make headlines the old fashioned way. by reminding people that you are evil if you ever shake trump's hand. disgruntled grunt wrote on instagram anybody who normalizes or treats this disgusting racist con man disgusting piece of [bleep] trump with any level of respect is also disgusting in my book, and that's you joe rogen, you medical gibson, you mark wahlberg, you guy fieri. guy fieri. he went there. to punk wait his keen analysis white included pictures of evil celebrities at saturday's unc event mingling and shaking hands with evil trump, gibson, fieri, rogen. sounds like he's listing people way more successful this afternoon him. the gibson photo's actually from 2021 as if that matters, because then white added this is a

statement are me not a discussion or debate. glad he cleared that up. i was just about to invite him to my book club. well, too bad, jack, because you are a big phoney. you sung and loretta lynn's funeral and she endorsed trump so knock it off. and debate is kind of what we do here in the good old us of a, you pud pulling piss ant. all he cares about is trump while people beat each other up in cages for money. so what would rogen and wahlberg supposed to do anyway, tackle trump to the ground and try to peel back his orange devil mask. maybe that's what jack white would do he doesn't seem like a people person. this is his realize when he realized take me out to the ball game is more popular than anything he's ever written. by the looks on his face he appears to have mistaken his

seat for a porta potty. none of this bothers me who cares what white thinks anyway, this is a monologue merely to remind you stupid people still use the program normalized. >> by shaking trump's hand you normalized trump. nearly 80 million people voted for the guy, he's your 45th president, you can't get much more normalized than that with these days. but with these whiney stars it's all about normalizing and weaponizing but rarely ever civilizing. i mean going after guy fieri, he's like. sure he has hair like a lesbian fire fighter. it's true. but he raised over 25 million bucks to help restaurant workers during the pandemic. and mark wahlberg, everybody knows he's an active supporter of veterans charities but more importantly he ran the funky

bunch. that brought tame rap music and absence to teens who needed it. but called too nice to trump. that's jack white's problem. see how intensely some children have been broken by trump so much so being civil in public becomes an evil endorsement. i once held the door open for brian kilmeade. it doesn't mean i don't hate him. but it shows you that white isn't spay solutions, rather he's part of the problem. a recent study claims nasty politics haven't been higher since the civil war which is kind of funny since they say that first, under trump, blamed him for it now it's worse under a democrat. what's that tell you, it never was about trump it was the overwrought response to him. like this dweeb now you can call it white supremacy, jack white supremacy. i know, clever huh?

felt so superior to those deplorables who won in 2016 that they had to weaponize their celebrity to marginalize trumpers, they normalized degradation to millions which is what hitler did. i can be a line ra too. even if you don't respect the man in the office you're allowed to respect the office of the president, it's all part of growing up. for example i still respect the office of president even though joe biden keeps forgetting he's in it. hey remember the time they tried to shake hand with me? well, at least i was there in spirit. so, jack, quit acting like a mean girl and get back to the music. i just heard some of your more recent stuff. ughh. >> i'm going to fight 'em all, a seven nation army couldn't hold

me back. they're going to rip it -- off? take you there time right behind my back. seven nation army! [boos] >> greg: nice. better than his older stuff. >> period! >> greg: let's welcome tonight's guest. she has eight points on her license for talking too fast. host of the fox true climb podcast, emily compagno! [cheers and applause] >> greg: don't you dare applaud him he's frightened by unfamiliar sounds, award winning comedian kurt metzger! [cheers and applause] >> greg: the doctor has to put the bloop can you be around her waste. fox news contributor kat timpf. and at the gym his spotters also need spiteers, my massive side kick and the nwa world champion,

tyrus! [cheers and applause]. >> greg: emily, would this ever mean anything to you if it was somebody else? like, i just find this story so silly, that's why i did it. but isn't it funny. would this actually bother you if it was somebody you really, really cared about. >> that was jack white fame? >> kurt: yeah, yeah. >> no, you hit the nail on the head so many times in your monologue >> greg: thank you. >> and it's emblematic of everyone with derangement syndrome. emblematic with everyone with the approach to trump that he is the end all be all. it means nothing where you've raised 25 million for the restaurant industry, where you saved children where you elevated the dialogue in this country, whether you were part of markey mark and the funky bunch the number one thing you could do to make life amazing. it doesn't matter -- >> greg: warp a funky bunch

weren't we? >> tyrus: if you covered trump we talked about it on the show, they don't want you at the thanksgiving table or room with them in college, it's the absolute final point to end and sever any type of relationship whatsoever. never mind the fact that yes he was the bes and served a full term but lowered unemployment rate and elevated education rates the same. there's a reason why in the minority populations they're flocking, including double digits in states. the list goes on on how that person and his policies affected the person for the better. but people like jack white will never see beyond that or the combingss positively to then several them publicly. >> greg: curt, it's a funny contrast because it happens at an mma fight and jack white's upset they shook hands. i mean, it's just so bizarre >> kurt: i mean, he has blue

hair dude. i thought like the apprentice norm iced trump. i believe the moment, we norm iced with jeff zucker and he leaked out and had to lock everything down, you know, and i never dreamed ham liberal darling guy fieri -- you know, they all loved guy fieri before this. >> greg: yeah, exactly. >> kurt: has now become the dylan mulvaney of people who watch jen psaki. >> greg: it is true all of the people that claim how disgusting trump is were all over him for 25-30 years. >> kurt: did you read the guy fieri restaurant reviews when it came out? they were not as good as what jack white said. >> greg: exactly. kat did this break your heart as a fan of the white stripes? >> no, i'm still a fan and still think he's hot. >> edward as you seer hands

>> kat: speaking of hot we should watch this. >> greg: what. >> kurt: how will the show be different, one thing is we will give the viewers what they've been asking for 10% less greg >> gutfeld now airing an hour earlier starting july 17th. >> greg: why are you applauding. >> tyrus: yeah. does that mean we get out early? >> greg: i wish. dos that mean you're going to give us 10% more kat? >> kat: i don't have more to give. . >> tyrus: that's above my pay bracket. >> kurt: just shave a little greg off. >> greg: yes, exactly. i'm just going to speak less so it doesn't feel like it's 10% but i'll still be here woman, okay, so jack white i think can he use more ideological diversity in the circle that he hangs out in. because he, i guess saying something like this, thinks that a lot of people are going to be like, yeah! you don't want to demonize huge segments of the population, you're really also kind of

cheating yourself because there could be people that vote a certain way that you have something in common with. i think the left is worse and the right do it, too, if you're in a comments section, democrats i call them demon rats. >> greg: are you imitating >> kat: the internet. >> kurt: has blue hair what do you want >> kat: we're not doing ourselves any favors because this is how the government gains important power by pushing us against each other and we're all distracted and they gain more and more control over us. >> tyrus: i get it record sales are down, tv ratings are down, your girl's mad at you blame trump because everyone goes, what, trump? so we're talking about this guy, i don't even know who the hell he is, because he did what? he punched up, went after everybody, and he said trump. and trump is the magic word. if you say trump people will pay

attention. so, but you forget in a capitolistic society, you want everyone to buy your stuff. so you pissed off half the country, and then you went and maybe all the country is not hip on politics but they love wahlberg, they love mel, everyone loves the little cook guy. and you just pissed them off. so there's let's say 25% so now you have a perfectly good excuse when you go back to your manager and say it's not my fault three-quarters of the country and planet hate me. he has no record sales this is how you get relevant. we see it all the time, reporters do it for book deals, acosta was doing his thing and where is he now? on cnn plus. >> kurt: can i tell you what, how come he gets to do all the edgy material. >> greg: true. >> kurt: i have to watch it like i'm running for office. >> trump's bills are paid for. you know what i'm saying my truck's paid for like [bleep] you cancel me i'll go fishing.

when you get to a point where you don't care wa the so-called masses say you move on. someone's truck is paid for too because i can get in my truck and drive away. >> greg: it's like being cancer free. >> tyrus: not cancer free, cancelled free. i paid all my [bleep] stuff off. so i don't have to fly a couple nights a month, i'm out. >> greg: up next racist shams from doorbell cams to medical exams. ♪

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♪ everybody is racist. >> greg: what he said. should judges consider your race when they decide your case? and doorbell cams help solve cases but not if they film the wrong races. wired magazine is linking ring doorbell cameras to racial profiling. yeah, turns out your doorbell is a bigot. apparently ring lets losers upload videos to an app called neighbors allowing them to keep tabs on shade why you stuff in the neighborhood. but it's mostly just me mowing my lawn in a thong. sorry emily. it also allows users to send videos directly to the cops but the woke in other words and wires say it increases racial profiling and makes it easier for you or law enforcement to

target people based on their skin color. so if somebody tries to bra i can too your house, you better make sure he's wyatt or you're a racist for complaining about it. meanwhile a yale medical school student resident, i like when he's called resident. wrote an op-ed demanding doctors wear bodycam to fight racism in hospitals and just hike their stethoscopes the bodycam should be willed to five below zero. amanda calhoun says body camps would racist jokes and hold accountable. plus after the doctor says turn your head and cough you can see the instant replay. you shouldn't laugh at that joke. >> moving through there's a proposal through the california legislature that would require courts to electrify racial by credits in the justice system by factoring in ethnicity.

the judge should require race when handing out prison sentences which is absurd because everyone knows california judges don't hand out prison sentences. kurt this is somber. let's say you end up in the er, right? >> kurt: yeah. >> greg: would you worry about your doctor is wearing a bodycam to track your racism? >> kurt: i would think it was a report. interracial bodycam doctors. you won't believe what happens after they're done making a tik tok dance. >> greg: so what do you think? >> kurt: i didn't know that judges were not considering race. this is the first i'm hearing that. >> greg: i actually thought that's kind of implied. >> tyrus: it's all i heard about for many years. >> greg: yes, exactly. what do you think of this tyrus? >> tyrus: i love it. i'm excited about it. i just freak out, kill half the audience, just this side. then i'm sitting in court,

prosecutors hitting me with everything, they have the video, testify the facts. i'm representing myself, sorry emily. he'll go up to the stand, i won't even swear in, just look at the judge and go i don't know if you noticed, judge, but i'm black. case dismissed, all right, who's having lunch. this is stupid, it's beyond racism. they're constantly saying well you have to give them a break because they can't help themselves. it's that polite racism, we're animals and we have to be watched and coddled and not responsible no our own actions because, you know, we're black. the ring thing is racist if you're reporting strange people coming to your door, unless you're a post office or one of my baby mamas demanding child support early and you show up on my ring, i'm going to report you. so if you're hanging out with a hoodie without a package and it's not snowing and you happen to be black i hope they put you

on the data i say pa because if you're cruising neighborhoods and this one black guy is being profiled because he keep taking his pictures as he takes everything's doors. he's a criminal. so this is stupid. this just, it drives me crazy. >> you know what i find hilarious about this kat? as always it's always editors at magazines, so picture i'm presumption these are white. >> no, into is are black. no, no, don't blame it on white people. these guys are terrified, they don't have to say bleep bleep. no, no, no, no. you guys get blamed for enough. no, this is up. give 'em a break gutfeld, give yourself a black. >> i thought you were dominican until you just said black. >> tyrus: no, i don't do islands. >> greg: kat, of these three things what are you most alarmed by >> kat: i can imagine nothing

worse than cameras at the doctor. >> greg: i know. >> when i go to the doctor i am not ra ready. and there would be so many times where it's creepy you're at the gynecologist and they're like take your underwear put your feet in here stir i hope so but don't worry i'm going to be rolling the whole time. no! that's the benefit people? >> greg: racism is more important than privacy. >> kurt: one thing all races have in common is they don't want a camera up their vagina. >> is this another segment where all you talk about is china? >> kat: we will he just have to wait and see. >> tyrus: she does make a great point. you have to get hair and makeup to go to the doctor? >> i have to put by lashes on. >> no, this is illegal doctors carpet come in wearing cameras. >> they can't have a winding hat with cameras. >> what if he presses mute?

more on, the sound, he needs a mic not a camera stupid. >> greg: oh, my god. emily you claim to be a lawyer although i've never seen you do any lawyering. is that a word lawyering? . >> tyrus: it is now. >> kurt: if a doctor came in and was filming you in an innate setting, that smells practice, it violates every hipaa law and purpose on the planet. first of all it's so typical because the woke liberal left. want to blame everything so they don't have to address the actual issues at hand and the fact that their policies fail at every level. so you talk about the ring camera, you know, humans are going to human and they're breaking the actual service so you don't have to talk about we rendered it without resources. in my seattle neighborhood when i lived there an elderly guy was stabbed in the back while cutting his lawn. and after that happened -- it

was horrible and he was gravely injured. and afterward the police came to everyone's judge augment law enforcement. it helps the police. the sentencing bull crap in california about having race now rectify past injustices. for every year of average school 11-13%, murders by 30%. you want to fix crime in california the children there and then when you talk about the hospital situation which is a joke. black mortality rate of women is almost three times go into their communities and get better healthcare on the fundamental level. it won't be fixed by wearing a camera on a doctor's coat and violating every hipaa law. >> greg: her whole thing is like somebody laughed. it's just so bad. by the way, when somebody's gravely injured, dos that mean they die? >> no, he survived.

>> i don't think it's fair to say gravely. >> mortally injured. fatally or -- >> greg: you just like it or not me. >> emily: yep. >> tyrus: you don't start digging yet but you pick out the plot. 50/50, 60/40 start making arrangements he's gravely injured. >> greg: you don't want to be mortally wounded. >> nope. >> greg: especially in a history break, everyone's thinking the same way. >> don't you think cobbs should have to go the same oh car and wait for them to scratch and sniff themselves on instagram. >> greg: up next the new york times is whining about bob menendezing while the sun is shining. ♪ you thought that other tv provider was good enough. now what?... you'll talk? you call this “watching sports,” do you? ♪ you deserve better. so much in life is a compromise. directv never is.

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for me. the new york times tries to veto your afternoon ma heat 0. millions of americans enjoy day drinking in the summertime as well as the wintertime springtime and fall time. but according to the new york times there's never been a robust clinical trial evaluating its health effects, of day drinking. so they got right to work doing what they do best, bumming the [bleep] out of all of us. but they didn't even think to go to trouble of offering any new insights instead they just slapped together some obvious observations like did you know drinking while the sun is out make you more likely to be dehydrated. and here's the kicker it's worse in the summer. >> what? >> greg: i know. seriously drinking alcohol under the hot sun can make you light-headed and woozy, but, i mean, my dad told me that when i

was seven. yeah we liked to party. they also warn the earlier someone starts the sooner the hangover begins. so that's how time works. of course the best way to prevent hangovers is never to drink. or, and here's my secret, never stop. but, look, if i wanted to be alert and clear headed in the daytime i would do what emily does and take speed. . >> emily: just kidding. [laughter] >> tyrus: that was a long pause there. >> greg: she looked at me like you always make fun of me about being speedy. so, kat, we've had this discussion >> kat: yeah >> greg: day drinking is better than night drinking and i don't even think it comes close. >> kurt: speed. >> greg: well you need speed in the day tiechlt >> kat: it's about so much more than the chochlt you know,

you're usually outside, you know, it's happy. you have the day off work. those are the things that make it awesome. i mean, that's why like taking shots in the bathroom of your office at your data entry job, that's technically day drinking, but that's not happy. >> no, that's not happy at all. >> yeah. look at them having fun, you know, i've noticed this, i don't drink in the daytime. but, tyrus, if i decide i'm going to have a glass of wine for lunch, my whore world changes, not afterwards, i'm like i can control my destiny i don't have to live my life the way it is. i'm going to have a glass of wine, maybe two, maybe i'll may a phone call. >> will you make the foal con. >> greg: but i might have an emergency. somebody might have to pick me up in the emergency room. >> this is what he does, usually in text messages, does everyone like me?

is anyone mad at me, do you know? do you want to know? i feel like you don't like me you stare at me a lot. best line ever do you think my drooefr's mad at me because i'm making him ways because i want one more glass of wine. i don't talk to my girl this much. if i was allowed to rebuttal it's the new york times, it's five zoom zoom somewhere, go relax and have a my tie or something. >> greg: i think what makes people feel bad about day drinking is it puts off all the chores that you were going to do or you had to do. >> they don't get invited. >> kurt: that's true. >> emily: that is why every saturday i do all my chores and errands sunday is sunday fun day guilt free. i love drinking because of all the reasons that went over. everything is happy and joyful and you get to bed at the same time and get to work. it's phenomenal all the new york times needs the drink and

reminds me have the song by jason aldine and the refrain is i don't drink year more and i don't drink any less. that's what i see on the new york times. >> greg: that's a great story. who's yay son aldine? >> really? a big country singer. >> greg: oh, sorry, fox news, it's a country sickr singer. am i supposed to know about country music? i don't know anything. >> kurt: . >> tyrus: they had a number one song >> kat: that could be the one thing about the show that makes everyone mad at you. >> tyrus: curt, you don't drinks do you? >> kurt: no, got it working. no intercom but it's working. >> emily: i don't know the difference between the two. >> it's a better parent. >> was this article against day drinking? i didn't really get it.

seemed like a guy just graduated his or something, why does it feel weird, going to drink in the day. >> greg: it is, it was like a project. >> yes, it seemed like -- >> greg: nobody, did they get any -- they got no data >> kat: yeah they did they found if you drink in the day you'll be drunk in the day. >> there was a brunch, he didn't get invited and came to work and said day drinking is stupid and dangerous and anyone who does it is dumb. >> screw mimosas. >> greg: emily's sunday fun day she doesn't get to go. >> it's a she. >> tyrus: that even further proves my point. it was bitter beer face. >> greg: yeah, i thought it was going to be, because climate change, didn't >> greg: if you're done by like 7:00, you're fine. the ex in day there's no

hangover. we should be drinking in the day and not drinking at night. that's the solution to all of our problems! [cheers and applause] >> greg: my god. we have no wars, we'd have no wars, everybody would be buzzed at hell. >> we would have no wars is that what you said? >> kurt: yeah, >> kurt: that means it's still legal because you can still have wars on it. >> greg: we have to move on, coming up they paid their punches while flowsy's flush flush

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snow video of the day. >> greg: jack white. during break put in a call, thanks jack. get some drum lessons, though. no white stripes fan here. >> kurt: she left the band a long time ago.

she wasn't supportive of jack she said. >> greg: poker player's nearly mauled when low class brawled. it's the big city bout that has chicks with their asses out. coming from las vegas where dreams come true if the dream is hitting buffet at 3:00 a.m. while your wife sleeps with wayne newton. that is my dream. viral footage captured inside the encore at wind hotel over the weekend shows a massive brawl breaking out on the casino floor. i haven't seen a fight like that since the view tried to split a dozen donuts. [laughter] >> greg: look at this, the participants all women, all very, shall we say, under-clothed, and the video's gone as viral as their hen tights b. allegedly. hit it gertrude.

>> greg: boy, we just exploded our budget in blurring. that's like we can't blur anything for the next month. all right, tyrus, give us your analysis. you are a fighter. give us the lowdown. >> tyrus: first of all this was very simple came down to fake butts versus real butts. >> kurt: do you think it started as that? >> tyrus: it 1,000% started as

that. here's the problem with fake butts and kat and i have discussed this at length. if you're not willing to put in the leg days, okay, you've got to put the leg days. >> kurt: i shouldn't get it? >> tyrus: when the pole doesn't match the gear it doesn't look right and it sticks out and a regular butt woman who does leg day walks by and goes. and they look like a duck. >> greg: you're right the fake butt is so obvious. you opened my eyes to this i'm always like that doesn't look right. >> tyrus: here's the thing the fake butt doesn't look right. the science isn't there yet. it's just not there yet. it looks like someone just injected too much cavity frosting and there's two little candles watching. that's why you know what i'm talking about. unfortunately then they wear these things called leggings, and think make the butt look

phenomenal. unfortunately if you pull the leggings down it's like what happened. how leggings were already out. probably because people drink and smoke put the ash tray on our fake ass and a fight broke out because she thought it was a counter >> kat: i notice one was wearing a dress and one the cutoff jean shorts so maybe the jean shorts got pissed like you said you weren't dressing for dinner bitch. my sister did that once saying we were going to look ugly on christmas and i caught her putting on lipstick. >> greg: that happens on the five all the time if someone dresses up girls won't speak to etch oh other. it's gross. it's even worse on outnumbered. >> that's why you're separated before the show. >> kurt you're not a lawyer are you? >> kurt: no not at all. isn't this cynical?

like an advertising for wind casinos. >> greg: you are a conspiracy minded person. >> kurt: i am a little bit and it just seems like, almost looked to be a cirque du soleil show. >> greg: like they brought the fight into the casino. >> tyrus: into the quietest casino in las vegas. it's like a retirement home for people, no one fights in the wynne. >> greg: they were sitting at the table, porp weren't getting up or moving, that's when i should have asked you emily because you're a lawyer. i don't know why i thought curt was a lawyer. maybe it is a contagious. >> transferred. >> what would have happened if say i got up from my tribal. or, let's say if i lost the hand or if i won the hand would they have to do it over again? you know what i snippety. >> oh, do the flight over again? >> like ocean's 11 distraction? >> greg: yes, distraction. >> that's gambling policy which

i don't know anything about, i don't gamble at all i have sire 0 zaire. here's what interested me is i felt like it was quintessential vegas that everyone did their own thing. the poor old woman with white hair walking by opened mouth and then taking photos, people not caring, and also them fighting which was also quintessential vegas was slow motion. reminded me watching variation of women's sports which is like watching men's sports but in slow-mo. >> greg: that's what you're describing, you're describing women's sports. >> emily: i said some. but that's what whiffs watching i was like it was so slow-mo, slow-mo. >> greg: you just basically said, it's because the legs don't match. they're not physically fight. >> kurt: remember bum fights? >> tyrus: well, we just saw that. >> greg: yes >> kat: if you watch the video uneducate i had the when you see

her butt and underwear she knew her butt would be out one way or another. >> tyrus: she paid $10,000. >> kurt: could just beat around the casino. >> greg: take better care of that, put that money into your fleet, the five. >> do some squats dead lift maybe a jerking clean. >> coming up, if you head to the beach keep bleach within reach. [cheers and applause] ng with liberty mutual, mom. they customize your car insurance so you only pay for what you need. check it out, you could save $700 dollars just by switching. ooooh, i'll look into that. let me put a reminder on my phone. save $700 dollars. pick up dad from airport? ohhhhhh. only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪

♪ >> a story in five words ♪ [cheers and applause]. >> greg: five words, beaches are covered in feces. i knew it all along kat, according to a report by environmental america, more than half of the nation's beaches are contaminated with poop and sewage making their waters unsafe to swim in. will that stop you from swimming kat, or are you so skinny the poop will just fly right by you? there was a compliment in there >> kat: was there? >> greg: yes. >> kat: i don't know. i did get swimmer's once. >> greg: what is that? >> kat: it passes through the poop. it's in the lake. you're supposed to shower but we traveled with this other family who was scared of the shower so

chelsea took forever to get in there and by the time she got out i was already itchy. i'm sewer this is relatable happens a lot right guys? >> well, yeah, 50% of our beaches. our beaches sur, that's the story emily. you were saying in the green line you never go there because it's a giant toilet. >> no, i go there all the time but i didn't realize it was covered in feces but reme understand me all the articles, your bed is covered in feces. >> greg: everything is covered in feces. >> kurt: shame on you buffet. >> emily: that's the whole point, it's negligible amounts except it did point out certain states that were the weres. offenders. they shall remain nameless. >> pennsylvania. >> lake erie beach was on fire many years when i was a kid. they probably used the poop to put out the kid >> kat: that was number one on the west coast maybe ball all

the whales -- i don't know. >> kurt: you think the whales are taking huge dumps? >> greg: they have to do it somewhere. >> emily: i'm trying to give the benefit of the doubt to anyone else --. >> kurt: it's human waste. >> emily: it's from the sewage. we understand emily; okay. curt does this make beaches more a luring or less? >> i think it's a small price to pay to support ukraine and give them more money. look at the twinkle. >> greg: excellent. we're going to drop that in various places to the show. >> kurt: another hundred billion, forget about thing. >> greg: exactly. tyrus last word to you. >> tyrus: you know, this is one of those environmental thing that's fixable, right? let's get greta and out and all the green pieces, you could also

have wandering president biden out there, some rakes and trash bags and you can flight your jets over there, you know, and rake that [bleep] up. show america how it's done. come together bring your summer there. >> great idea. >> i guess you guys don't follow greta. >> tyrus: they would do it, but if they did it would be racist because chances are it's my people's on the beach >> kurt: greta is helping ukraine. >> greg: she was in ukraine. >> kurt: she doesn't have time for american beaches right now. >> greg: we have to move on. don't go away, we'll be right back. ♪

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