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we have a friend who has come to steal the place, but he't can't find food. >> here, a little stinkers, perhaps. sea lion, that kind of look li signature movethat the walrus. 's it for us tonight, gutfeld and the gang are next. ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] ♪ >> greg: oh, my goodness. yeah. happy tuesday. yes, it's tuesday, everybody, good to see you all. an army of seven nations can't stop his trump frustrations. former star david weiss just got pissy about the former press and
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this music has been selling as well as hunter biden painting, wife decides to make headlines the old-fashioned way. a disgruntled grunter wrote anybody who normalizes or creates this racist conman, disgusting trump with any level of respect is also disgusting and my book. that is you joe rogan, mark mark wahlberg and you, guy fierri. he went there. white includes pictures of evil selel rities at friday's ufc event. sounds like he's listing people way more successful than him. the photo is from 2021, as if that matters. then white added, this is a
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statement from me, not a discussion or debate. i'm glad he cleared that up, i was about to invite him to my book club. too bad, jack, you are a big phony. you sung at loretta lynn's funeral and she endorsed trump. you pale pissent. what a typical left winger, all he cares about is trump while people beat each other up in cages for money. tackle trump to the ground and try to peel back his orange devil mask? maybe that is what jack white would do. he doesn't seem like a people person. this is his reaction when he learned "take me out to the ball game" is more famous than
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anything he's ever written. it doesn't mother me or you, who cares what he thinks, only stupid people use the phrase normalize. by shaking trump's hand, you normalize trump. some people that voted for trump, were once your fans. with whiney stars, it is about normalizing and weaponizes, rarely ever civilizing. going after guy fierri, he's like the nicest guy in the world. sure, he's got hair like a lesbian firefighter. it's true. he raised $25 million to help restaurant workers during the pandemic and mark wahlberg, everybody knows he's active supporter of veteran charities and led the funky bod and
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brought abs to millions. too nice to trump thachl is jack white's problem. children have been broken and becomes evil endorsement. i once held the door for brian kilmeade, it doesn't mean i don't hate him. whites not interested in solutions, he's part of the problem. nasty politics haven't been higher since the civil war. under trump and blamed him for it, now worse, under a democrat. what does it tell you? it was never about trump, like this dewebe, it is like white supremacy, jack white supremacy,
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right? like deplorables who won in 2016, they had to weaponize their selel rite to marginalize trumpers, normalize degradation to millions, which is what hitler did. i can be liberal, too. even if you don't respect the man in office, you respect the office of president. i respect the office of president, even though joe biden is forgetting he's in it. remember the time joe tried to shake hands with me? ♪ [applause] >> greg: well, at least i was there in spirit. jack, quit acting like a mean girl and get back to the music. i heard your most recent stuff, ugh. recent stuff ♪ seven nation army couldn't hold
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me back. they're going to rip it off? taking their time right behind my back. seven nation army. [booing] >> greg: nice. better than his older stuff. [cheering] >> here he is. >> greg: welcome tonight's guest. she has eight points on her license for talking too fast, host emily compagno. and award-winning comedian kirk metzger. the doctor has to put the blood pressure cuff around her waist, fox news contributor kat timpf and at the jim, his spotters need spotters, my massive sidekick, tyrus.
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[applause] >> greg: emily, would this ever mean anything to you if it was somebody else? i find this story so silly, that is why i did it. isn't it funny? would this bother you if it was somebody you really cared about? >> emily: you mean if it was jack white saying that or trump? >> greg: yes. >> emily: you hit the nail on the head in your monologue. it is jack white's problem. it is emblem attic with the syndrome and the approach to trump that he is end all, be all. and it means nothing you raised money for restaurant owners and you are making life amazing, it doesn't matter. >> greg: they were a funky
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bunch, weren't they? >> emily: if you cover trump, they don't want you at the thanksgiving table, they won't date you, don't want to room with you in college. it will sever any relationship whatsoever. he was our president and lowered unemployment rates and elevated education rates, there are reasons those in minority -- double-digit points in states. the list goes on how that person and his policies affected americans for the better. people like jack white will never see beyond that and see beyond contributions. >> greg: funny contrast, it happens at an mma fight and jack whites upset they shook hands. it is so bizarre.
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>> tyrus: he has blue hair. i believe the most they normalized gain of function and panicked and had to lock everything down and i never dreamed liberal darling guy fierri, they all love guy fierri before this, has become the dylan mulvaney of people who watch jen psaki. >> greg: it is true, people who claim trump was disgusting were all over him for 25 or 35 years. >> tyrus: did you read the reviews, they were not as good as what jack said. >> greg: did this break your heart? >> kat: no, i'm still a fan and he's hot, edward scissorhands.
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speaking of hot -- >> kat: how will the show be different? give the viewers 10% more of what they have been going for, greg gutfeld. >> airing july 17th. [applause] >> greg: why are you applauding? >> tyrus: does that mean we get out early? >> greg: you give us 10% more kat? >> kat: i don't have more to give. >> tyrus: above my pay grade. >> shave 10% of greg off. >> greg: i will still be here. >> kat: so jack white. he could use more idlogical diversity in the circle he hangs out in. i guess he thinks a lot of people will be like, yeah, you don't want to demonize huge segmentes of the population.
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there could be people who vote a certain way. i think the left is worst and the right can do it, too. if you are in a comment section, if you say democrats, i call them demon rats. >> greg: who are you imitating there? >> kat: the internet. >> tyrus: he's got blue hair, what do you want? >> kat: this is how the government gains more power. pit us against each other. >> tyrus: i get it, if record sales are down, tv ratings are down. blame trump. trump? we're talking about this guy, i don't know who the hell he is, he did what? he punched up and went after everybody and he said trump. trump is the magic word. if you say trump, people pay
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attention. but you forget in a capitalistic societies, you want everyone to buy your stuff. you pissed off half the country and then you went and maybe not all the country is hip on politics, but they love mark wahlberg and mel and the cook guy. you piss them off, say 25%. now you have a good excuse, it is not my fault three quarters of the country hate me. this is how he gets relevant. reporters do it for book deals. acosta was doing it. >> i resent trump, he gets to do the edgy material. trump's bills are paid for. >> tyrus: my truck is paid for,
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cancel me, i'll go fishing. move on. your someone's truck paid for, too. i can get in my truck and drive away. >> greg: like being cancer free, cancel free. >> tyrus: cancel free, i paid my stuff off. >> greg: racist shams from doorbell cams to medical exams. >> fox news prime time, the right voices at the right time. la laura laura ingraham, jesse watters, sean hannity, greg gut gutfeld. fox news prime time starting july 17th on fox news. america is watching. >> you're welcome, america.
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♪ everybody is >> greg: what he said. should judges consider your race when they decide your case? and doorbell cams help solve cases, but not if they film the wrong races. wired is linking ring doorbell to racial profiling. your doorbell is a bigot, losers update tabs on shady stuff happening in the neighborhood. it is mostly just me mowing our lawn in a thong. it allows users to send videos to the cops and that increases racial profiling and makes it
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easier to other taet people based on their skin color. if someone tries to break into your house, you better make sure they're white or you're racist for allowing him to break into your house. and fighting racism in 479s. the body cam should be chill to five degrees below zero. amanda calhaun says to hold staff accountable. your doctor tells you to turn your head and cough, you can ask to see the instant replay. you shouldn't get that joke, you don't have testicles. and erectifiy racial bias by factoring the ethnicity and the bill would consider race when
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handing out prison sentences. frn knows california judges don't hand out sentences. bodycm to track your racism? >> kurt: i would think knows ca hand out sentences. e knows cali hand out sentences. v knows calit hand out sentences. e knows cali don't hand out sentences. r know don't hand out sentences. yone ks don't hand out sentences. t wa aftea tik tok dance. >> greg: so what do you think? >> kurt: i didn't know that judges were not considering race. this is the first i'm hearing that. >> greg: i actually thought that's kind of implied. >> tyrus: it's all i heard about for many years. >> greg: yes, exactly. what do you think of this tyrus? >> tyrus: i love it. i'm excited about it. i just freak out, kill half the audience, just this side. then i'm sitting in court,
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prosecutors hitting me with everything, they have the video, testify the facts. i'm representing myself, sorry emily. he'll go up to the stand, i won't even swear in, just look at the judge and go i don't know if you noticed, judge, but i'm black. case dismissed, all right, who's having lunch. this is stupid, it's beyond racism. they're constantly saying well you have to give them a break because they can't help themselves. it's that polite racism, we're animals and we have to be watched and coddled and not responsible no our own actions because, you know, we're black. the ring thing is racist if you're reporting strange people coming to your door, unless you're a post office or one of my baby mamas demanding child support early and you show up on my ring, i'm going to report you. so if you're hanging out with a hoodie without a package and it's not snowing and you happen to be black i hope they put you
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on the data i say pa because if you're cruising neighborhoods and this one black guy is being profiled because he keep taking his pictures as he takes everything's doors. he's a criminal. so this is stupid. this just, it drives me crazy. >> you know what i find hilarious about this kat? as always it's always editors at magazines, so picture i'm presumption these are white. >> no, into is are black. no, no, don't blame it on white people. these guys are terrified, they don't have to say bleep bleep. no, no, no, no. you guys get blamed for enough. no, this is up. give 'em a break gutfeld, give yourself a black. >> i thought you were dominican until you just said black. >> tyrus: no, i don't do islands. >> greg: kat, of these three things what are you most alarmed by >> kat: i can imagine nothing
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worse than cameras at the doctor. >> greg: i know. >> when i go to the doctor i am not ra ready. and there would be so many times where it's creepy you're at the gynecologist and they're like take your underwear put your feet in here stir i hope so but don't worry i'm going to be rolling the whole time. no! that's the benefit people? >> greg: racism is more important than privacy. >> kurt: one thing all races have in common is they don't want a camera up their vagina. >> is this another segment where all you talk about is china? >> kat: we will he just have to wait and see. >> tyrus: she does make a great point. you have to get hair and makeup to go to the doctor? >> i have to put by lashes on. >> no, this is illegal doctors carpet come in wearing cameras. >> they can't have a winding hat with cameras. >> what if he presses mute?
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more on, the sound, he needs a mic not a camera stupid. >> greg: oh, my god. emily you claim to be a lawyer although i've never seen you do any lawyering. is that a word lawyering? . >> tyrus: it is now. >> kurt: if a doctor came in and was filming you in an innate setting, that smells practice, it violates every hipaa law and purpose on the planet. first of all it's so typical because the woke liberal left. want to blame everything so they don't have to address the actual issues at hand and the fact that their policies fail at every level. so you talk about the ring camera, you know, humans are going to human and they're breaking the actual service so you don't have to talk about we rendered it without resources. in my seattle neighborhood when i lived there an elderly guy was stabbed in the back while cutting his lawn. and after that happened -- it
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was horrible and he was gravely injured. and afterward the police came to everyone's judge augment law enforcement. it helps the police. the sentencing bull crap in california about having race now rectify past injustices. for every year of average school 11-13%, murders by 30%. you want to fix crime in california the children there and then when you talk about the hospital situation which is a joke. black mortality rate of women is almost three times go into their communities and get better healthcare on the fundamental level. it won't be fixed by wearing a camera on a doctor's coat and violating every hipaa law. >> greg: her whole thing is like somebody laughed. it's just so bad. by the way, when somebody's gravely injured, dos that mean they die? >> no, he survived.
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>> i don't think it's fair to say gravely. >> mortally injured. fatally or -- >> greg: you just like it or not me. >> emily: yep. >> tyrus: you don't start digging yet but you pick out the plot. 50/50, 60/40 start making arrangements he's gravely injured. >> greg: you don't want to be mortally wounded. >> nope. >> greg: especially in a history break, everyone's thinking the same way. >> don't you think cobbs should have to go the same oh car and wait for them to scratch and sniff themselves on instagram. >> greg: up next the new york times is whining about we planned well for retirement, but i wish we had more cash. you think those two have any idea? that they can sell their life insurance policy for cash? so they're basically sitting on a goldmine? i don't think they have a clue. that's crazy! well, not everyone knows coventry's helped thousands of people sell their policies for
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for me. the new york times tries to veto your afternoon ma heat 0. millions of americans enjoy day drinking in the summertime as well as the wintertime springtime and fall time. but according to the new york times there's never been a robust clinical trial evaluating its health effects, of day drinking. so they got right to work doing what they do best, bumming the [bleep] out of all of us. but they didn't even think to go to trouble of offering any new insights instead they just slapped together some obvious observations like did you know drinking while the sun is out make you more likely to be dehydrated. and here's the kicker it's worse in the summer. >> what? >> greg: i know. seriously drinking alcohol under the hot sun can make you light-headed and woozy, but, i mean, my dad told me that when i
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was seven. yeah we liked to party. they also warn the earlier someone starts the sooner the hangover begins. so that's how time works. of course the best way to prevent hangovers is never to drink. or, and here's my secret, never stop. but, look, if i wanted to be alert and clear headed in the daytime i would do what emily does and take speed. . >> emily: just kidding. [laughter] >> tyrus: that was a long pause there. >> greg: she looked at me like you always make fun of me about being speedy. so, kat, we've had this discussion >> kat: yeah >> greg: day drinking is better than night drinking and i don't even think it comes close. >> kurt: speed. >> greg: well you need speed in the day tiechlt >> kat: it's about so much more
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than the chochlt you know, you're usually outside, you know, it's happy. you have the day off work. those are the things that make it awesome. i mean, that's why like taking shots in the bathroom of your office at your data entry job, that's technically day drinking, but that's not happy. >> no, that's not happy at all. >> yeah. look at them having fun, you know, i've noticed this, i don't drink in the daytime. but, tyrus, if i decide i'm going to have a glass of wine for lunch, my whore world changes, not afterwards, i'm like i can control my destiny i don't have to live my life the way it is. i'm going to have a glass of wine, maybe two, maybe i'll may a phone call. >> will you make the foal con. >> greg: but i might have an emergency. somebody might have to pick me up in the emergency room. >> this is what he does, usually in text messages, does everyone
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like me? is anyone mad at me, do you know? do you want to know? i feel like you don't like me you stare at me a lot. best line ever do you think my drooefr's mad at me because i'm making him ways because i want one more glass of wine. i don't talk to my girl this much. if i was allowed to rebuttal it's the new york times, it's five zoom zoom somewhere, go relax and have a my tie or something. >> greg: i think what makes people feel bad about day drinking is it puts off all the chores that you were going to do or you had to do. >> they don't get invited. >> kurt: that's true. >> emily: that is why every saturday i do all my chores and errands sunday is sunday fun day guilt free. i love drinking because of all the reasons that went over. everything is happy and joyful and you get to bed at the same time and get to work. it's phenomenal all the new york times needs the drink and
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reminds me have the song by jason aldine and the refrain is i don't drink year more and i don't drink any less. that's what i see on the new york times. >> greg: that's a great story. who's yay son aldine? >> really? a big country singer. >> greg: oh, sorry, fox news, it's a country sickr singer. am i supposed to know about country music? i don't know anything. >> kurt: . >> tyrus: they had a number one song >> kat: that could be the one thing about the show that makes everyone mad at you. >> tyrus: curt, you don't drinks do you? >> kurt: no, got it working. no intercom but it's working. >> emily: i don't know the difference between the two. >> it's a better parent. >> was this article against day drinking? i didn't really get it.
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seemed like a guy just graduated his or something, why does it feel weird, going to drink in the day. >> greg: it is, it was like a project. >> yes, it seemed like -- >> greg: nobody, did they get any -- they got no data >> kat: yeah they did they found if you drink in the day you'll be drunk in the day. >> there was a brunch, he didn't get invited and came to work and said day drinking is stupid and dangerous and anyone who does it is dumb. >> screw mimosas. >> greg: emily's sunday fun day she doesn't get to go. >> it's a she. >> tyrus: that even further proves my point. it was bitter beer face. >> greg: yeah, i thought it was going to be, because climate change, didn't >> greg: if you're done by like 7:00, you're fine. the ex in day there's no
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hangover. we should be drinking in the day and not drinking at night. that's the solution to all of our problems! [cheers and applause] >> greg: my god. we have no wars, we'd have no wars, everybody would be buzzed at hell. >> we would have no wars is that what you said? >> kurt: yeah, >> kurt: that means it's still legal because you can still have wars on it. >> greg: we have to move
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long time ago. she wasn't supportive of jack she said. >> greg: poker player's nearly mauled when low class brawled. it's the big city bout that has chicks with their asses out. coming from las vegas where dreams come true if the dream is hitting buffet at 3:00 a.m. while your wife sleeps with wayne newton. that is my dream. viral footage captured inside the encore at wind hotel over the weekend shows a massive brawl breaking out on the casino floor. i haven't seen a fight like that since the view tried to split a dozen donuts. [laughter] >> greg: look at this, the participants all women, all very, shall we say, under-clothed, and the video's gone as viral as their hen tights b. allegedly. hit it gertrude.
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>> greg: boy, we just exploded our budget in blurring. that's like we can't blur anything for the next month. all right, tyrus, give us your analysis. you are a fighter. give us the lowdown. >> tyrus: first of all this was very simple came down to fake butts versus real butts. >> kurt: do you think it started as that? >> tyrus: it 1,000% started as
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that. here's the problem with fake butts and kat and i have discussed this at length. if you're not willing to put in the leg days, okay, you've got to put the leg days. >> kurt: i shouldn't get it? >> tyrus: when the pole doesn't match the gear it doesn't look right and it sticks out and a regular butt woman who does leg day walks by and goes. and they look like a duck. >> greg: you're right the fake butt is so obvious. you opened my eyes to this i'm always like that doesn't look right. >> tyrus: here's the thing the fake butt doesn't look right. the science isn't there yet. it's just not there yet. it looks like someone just injected too much cavity frosting and there's two little candles watching. that's why you know what i'm talking about. unfortunately then they wear these things called leggings, and think make the butt look
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phenomenal. unfortunately if you pull the leggings down it's like what happened. how leggings were already out. probably because people drink and smoke put the ash tray on our fake ass and a fight broke out because she thought it was a counter >> kat: i notice one was wearing a dress and one the cutoff jean shorts so maybe the jean shorts got pissed like you said you weren't dressing for dinner bitch. my sister did that once saying we were going to look ugly on christmas and i caught her putting on lipstick. >> greg: that happens on the five all the time if someone dresses up girls won't speak to etch oh other. it's gross. it's even worse on outnumbered. >> that's why you're separated before the show. >> kurt you're not a lawyer are you? >> kurt: no not at all. isn't this cynical?
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like an advertising for wind casinos. >> greg: you are a conspiracy minded person. >> kurt: i am a little bit and it just seems like, almost looked to be a cirque du soleil show. >> greg: like they brought the fight into the casino. >> tyrus: into the quietest casino in las vegas. it's like a retirement home for people, no one fights in the wynne. >> greg: they were sitting at the table, porp weren't getting up or moving, that's when i should have asked you emily because you're a lawyer. i don't know why i thought curt was a lawyer. maybe it is a contagious. >> transferred. >> what would have happened if say i got up from my tribal. or, let's say if i lost the hand or if i won the hand would they have to do it over again? you know what i snippety. >> oh, do the flight over again? >> like ocean's 11 distraction? >> greg: yes, distraction. >> that's gambling policy which
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i don't know anything about, i don't gamble at all i have sire 0 zaire. here's what interested me is i felt like it was quintessential vegas that everyone did their own thing. the poor old woman with white hair walking by opened mouth and then taking photos, people not caring, and also them fighting which was also quintessential vegas was slow motion. reminded me watching variation of women's sports which is like watching men's sports but in slow-mo. >> greg: that's what you're describing, you're describing women's sports. >> emily: i said some. but that's what whiffs watching i was like it was so slow-mo, slow-mo. >> greg: you just basically said, it's because the legs don't match. they're not physically fight. >> kurt: remember bum fights? >> tyrus: well, we just saw that. >> greg: yes >> kat: if you watch the video uneducate i had the when you see
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♪ >> a story in five words ♪ [cheers and applause]. >> greg: five words, beaches are covered in feces. i knew it all along kat, according to a report by environmental america, more than half of the nation's beaches are contaminated with poop and sewage making their waters unsafe to swim in. will that stop you from swimming kat, or are you so skinny the poop will just fly right by you? there was a compliment in there >> kat: was there? >> greg: yes. >> kat: i don't know. i did get swimmer's once. >> greg: what is that? >> kat: it passes through the poop. it's in the lake. you're supposed to shower but we traveled with this other family who was scared of the shower so
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chelsea took forever to get in there and by the time she got out i was already itchy. i'm sewer this is relatable happens a lot right guys? >> well, yeah, 50% of our beaches. our beaches sur, that's the story emily. you were saying in the green line you never go there because it's a giant toilet. >> no, i go there all the time but i didn't realize it was covered in feces but reme understand me all the articles, your bed is covered in feces. >> greg: everything is covered in feces. >> kurt: shame on you buffet. >> emily: that's the whole point, it's negligible amounts except it did point out certain states that were the weres. offenders. they shall remain nameless. >> pennsylvania. >> lake erie beach was on fire many years when i was a kid. they probably used the poop to put out the kid >> kat: that was number one on the west coast maybe ball all
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the whales -- i don't know. >> kurt: you think the whales are taking huge dumps? >> greg: they have to do it somewhere. >> emily: i'm trying to give the benefit of the doubt to anyone else --. >> kurt: it's human waste. >> emily: it's from the sewage. we understand emily; okay. curt does this make beaches more a luring or less? >> i think it's a small price to pay to support ukraine and give them more money. look at the twinkle. >> greg: excellent. we're going to drop that in various places to the show. >> kurt: another hundred billion, forget about thing. >> greg: exactly. tyrus last word to you. >> tyrus: you know, this is one of those environmental thing that's fixable, right? let's get greta and out and all the green pieces, you could also
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have wandering president biden out there, some rakes and trash bags and you can flight your jets over there, you know, and rake that [bleep] up. show america how it's done. come together bring your summer there. >> great idea. >> i guess you guys don't follow greta. >> tyrus: they would do it, but if they did it would be racist because chances are it's my people's on the beach >> kurt: greta is helping ukraine. >> greg: she was in ukraine. >> kurt: she doesn't have time for american beaches right now. >> greg: we have to move on. don't go away, we'll be right back. ♪
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