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for: >> if you're obsessed with crime, it's the perfect time ♪ you'll get off scott free ♪ in every dem city ♪ and for all you squares out there ♪ stay above the fray ♪ let summarize it in a roundup way ♪ it's crime roundup thursday ♪ ♪ . >> greg: it's crime roundup thursday. just flows right off the tongue there. first let's go to the view. where i'd like to report a murder. >> i was fired from the five. i had a very toxic relationship with another of the cast members. >> which one? >> i may get there, i may get there. >> okay. check. >> also i thought that it was very unfair that i was not judged objectively in our disputes but rather he was

always favored. >> hmm. no, no, no, poor thing. in lieu of flowers we sent up a gofundme page to get him a barber. but i credit the view for finally finding a guest with a bigger mustache than their panelists. they're a hairy bunch. on to california where dems just blocked a bill to make child trafficking a serious felony. why would you do that? it would have punished criminals with child trafficking with 25 to life in prison but the dems in the a dembly actually blocked it. and why? they were worried it might lead to longer sentences. isn't that the point, you [bleep] idiots. you want a dumb sentence? you dumb [bleep]

pedophile-porting, child mutilating, castrating, drug addict street poopers, you are putting innocent people in danger. >> tell us how you really feel. >> greg: i have to calm down. now let's go to nyc where manhattan da and human hot pocket alvin bragg admits even his policies put his own children, his own children, in danger. >> i know the statistics that transit crime is down but when one of my family gets on the train, i too goat a knot in my stomach. >> oh, he has a knot in his stomach. he should be grateful it's not a bullet. he's putting his own kids in danger no support a destructive ideology. this is some dad. if anyone deserves to be mugged by reality, it's him. but it never is him or anybody like him. it's always someone else. meanwhile a new poll reveals 87% of new yorkers say crime is a

serious problem. the other 13% were already murdered. but they're not waiting around for help anymore. 40% are buying security systems, firearms, tasers, pepper spray and signing up for self-defense classes. and some are dressing like this to ward off attackers. [laughter] >> greg: but talk about a lose/lose. if they're unsuccessfully defending themselves they die. and if they win, they're going to go to jail for manslaughter. and you can guess who new york city mayor eric adams blames for all this. here's a hint. not eric adams. he says crime itself isn't a problem. the fact that you know about the crime is. because unless you've already been murdered, you probably start your day picking up the news. >> they start their day picking up the news, the morning papers, they sit down and they see some of the most horrific events that

may happen throughout the previous day. it plays on your psyche. >> greg: first of all, the morning paper? what is this, 1977? i mean, yeah, that's my morning, i walk outside to get the morning paper and hopefully the milk man has already come. then i go back inside and i churn my butter. but it's our fault for reading the stories. no, dude. it's not like crime reporting is a brand new idea from the 2020s. it was there under bloomberg and giuliani. there was just less of it because there was less crime. the mayor says it's media creating the perception, that's [bleep]. post george floyd the media buried the stats on crime and even lied about it. if the media did their job how many lives do you think would be saved. i mean do i have to play this dam tape again to remind you how much they gas lighted a country? >> if you watch a certain state tv and you listen to

conservative media, you would think that, you know, entire cities are just, you know, 'em brawled in fights and fires and whatever. we went out and had a great dinner in new york city tonight. people actually walked up to us and said thank you. new york city is not a hell scape. >> greg: they walked up and said thank you. you're a lying blood-covered [bleep]. seriously. but as bad as things are in new york city, at least we've got one thing going for us. we're not chicago. hell, i think people say that in mogadishu. crime spiked almost 90% since 2021, the good news they got rid of that bug eyed day drooling gob lin. the bad news is the new guy maybe worse. chicago mayor brandon johnson released a thick report entitled the blueprint to create a

vibrant city for all and if you think the blueprint includes stopping crime you are nuts, in fact he wants to reduce crime fighting due to its racial disparities. what if some races for whatever reason commit nowhere crimes, do we completely stop punishing those crimes to come to a number where we're all the same? that doesn't make any sense. and they say rampant crime is caused beside over-policing but crime sky rocketed when the police were defunded, just as we predicted. and yet they lie and the media continues to let them lie. just look at this from that same report. "it's hard to trust people who don't look like you." the mayor of chicago actually said that to his constituents. but blacks aren't being killed in overwhelming numbers by whites they're being killed by other blacks, people who look like you mayor [bleep]. someone's got to speak up for these victims because pretty soon we're going to run out of 'em.

>> period! [cheers and applause]. >> greg: let's lick tonight's guests. she moon lights as a keep letter elf, cohost of the news room on fox dana perino. [cheers and applause]. >> greg: you might recognize him from the cover of white privilege magazine, fox news contributor tom shillue! [cheers and applause]. >> greg: he hates hecklers because they usually have better material. comedian joe devito! [cheers and applause]. >> greg: and finally, she's like a post it note, small, thin, and sticks to most surfaces. fox news contributor kat timpf! [cheers and applause] >> greg: hi dana how are you doing? >> dana: great, how are you? >> greg: i am fantastic. do you care to comment about this morning's episode of the view or shall we just ignore it like a piece of filth drifting down the sidewalk? >> no need to punch down. >> greg: yeah, why shall we

punch down. although i will. that's how i get my exercising punching down. >> can i say that geraldo not being comfortable with onair friction. this is his show, do you remember my syndicated show, he would be like my next guest is a black guy and a klansman. >> let's see what happens now. >> let's see what happens. >> greg: yeah, he did not in any way contribute to the downfall of our society. so, i mean, this guy make jerry springer look like the table. what do you make of the excuses politicians are making. >> dana: a lot of politicians blame the media. it's despicable and not true. you can blame the media for being bias and ignoring a story, for example, maybe we'll talk about it here but the hunter biden story, the media has been very curiously intellectually uncurious about this whole

thing. now, for mayor adams, it's like turning into lori lightfoot because she started to blame the media as well. she's like if you guys are just covering the bad news, and i know politicians get frustrated. biden's frustrated because he's like don't you see the price of eggs is down why don't you think the economy is better. mayor adams said my job is to make people feel different than how they feel because people feel because of everything they are that's around them not just on the news but the lived experience. and everything happening in new york maybe other cities as well these fine folks can tell us, is you see what's happening in the media then you walk across times square three times as i did the other night and it was shocking. it's just so embarrassing for the city. and then you find out that in the morning at 10:00 a.m. there's a guy with a knife threatening people in times square. >> greg: wasn't paul hogan. >> dana: that wasn't fox news fault that they covered it. it's not the new york post fault that they cover it. at he them for not doing ask

something because especially on the recurring robberies it's 500 people or fewer. arrest them, from them, deal with the issue. >> greg: tom, as a white collar criminal you're probably relieved all this other violence is happening. >> tom: that's true. i think these cities, new york city and our other cities, are becoming kind of ungovernable and people are starting to think, oh, we can't go back. we can, because it isn't as bad as it was when i first moved here to new york. but you know what would happen then, in the early 90s we had the guardian angels you remember curtis when citizens were taking, they were just going in and they were the guardian angels, i would love to be one not because i'm tough but i look great in a beret. >> greg: so did monica lewinsky. [laughter] >> joe: it's so true.

>> tom: but when citizens started the doing that, it was like the politicians didn't like it then either and the chief of police didn't like it, they didn't like the guardian angels and the politicians didn't like the guardian angels, why, because it was an embarrassment and citizens were having to protect themselves. but seeing the guardian angels made new yorkers wake up saying why aren't our politicians able to handle this. we elected giuliani and had chief bratten and changed things. things can go back people just have to be motivated so maybe we need the guardian angels once again. >> greg: that's a terrible -- kind of sad, joe, when people are applauding the return of a vigilante group. >> joe: yeah, especially if it's the same guardian angels who are in their 70s now. >> greg: they're like pacino in god father three. oh, they want me back in, i'm drooling. so tell me, joe, are you scared to come to work? >> joe: well, yeah, but at he

mostly because of the people i encounter when i'm here. i think chicago is going to get it good and hard what they voted for because lori lightfoot left them some tunely little shoes to fill because she's a strange little elf like creature but this blueprint for the city is more like a chalk outline for chicago at this point. and they seem shocked at the idea that if you do not imprison criminals you don't positively affect the crime rate. it's ridiculous that they -- they don't see the connection between their policies and then what happens. and we're starting to see it in new york now, too. it's really unfortunate the big cities don't have to be this way but like tom said it's a small group of people who cause most of the triple. put them in jail and you see the rap sheets and you think why is this person out. you can tell as soon as they start to read the story, and when they talk about wanting to do -- anytime you see social justice it's not justice. >> greg: when they show up that person's a real criminal. >> joe: it's bad.

>> greg: somebody's released because of social justice and you go oh, god no, this person's going to re-offend, kat. kat, does alvin bragg piss you off talking about how he is nervous about being on the subway after he helped release every offender on the subway? . >> kat: i think a lot of people are nervous because the traffic is like out of control. like nobody is punching me in the face because i'm in a car but sometimes you feel like you wish they would. it took me 15 minutes to go two blocks and i think that these are things that people notice. i think everything -- >> greg: make the connection, they're doing that because they're not taking the subway >> kat: i think so. i think people are afraid. people who live here are not concerned about it being politicized, same thing in california with this child sex trafficking bill where someone was like we don't want to negatively impact these disadvantaged communities. i'm like if you're trafficking kids i'm cool with you having disadvantages this way.

gavin newsome went against them and was like i think this is good. imagine that, being so bold to go with the other party on such a contentious issue, apparently, of trafficking kids. >> greg: and by the way we're not talking about good trafficking like getting them across the street. this is bad trafficking. >> kat: maybe that he just didn't understand that dissnooifrngs we have to go. up next it's case closed over th

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identifying a suspect. so it becomes another famous unsolved mystery like jack the ripper or the career of brian kilmeade. i'd be surprised if anyone could identify the investigation. i mean, did it actually happen? do we have tape of that? the secret service said tests conducted by the fbi found no usable fingerprints or dna and there was no surveillance footage can you believe that? that produced any leads from the hundreds of people that passed through the area where the coke was found. the fbi would spend time looking but they had to steak out a school board meeting and the doj was busy hunting down a grandma who posted a mean meme about dr. jill. this guy summed it up. >> another coverup. you know, the most secure building in the entire world. you can't go in there, they have facial identification, you have to give your social security number. nobody, even the press, nobody goes in there without them knowing. this is a bad look on the secret service and a horrible look on

this white house. >> greg: he's talking to a really little person. you notice that? so who's the victim here a bag of coke that walked into the white house and abandon itself or the officers working overtime to keep hunter away from the lost and found? it's actually all of us, or especially a trump supporters who went to the capitol on january 6th, financial records ten different videos of you and likely contacted your place of work. imagine all that effort they put into ruining your life, but here no such sweat or tears. just like after the george floyd riots. meanwhile old joe slogged through meetings in europe with foreign leaders this week. the press deemed it a success. they didn't have to restart his heart once. meanwhile the media's reminding people that when he screws up, we should remember it's his staff's fault. and by staff, of course, i mean his collection of live-in nurses. >> i don't think they do a good job helping out the president. if you are managing a president's schedule, and you

are managing a president getting on stage and getting off stage and getting on planes and getting off planes and, yes, he's 80, you need to be there for him. and you sure as hell better make sure he doesn't fall on a sandbag. so do a better job, because you can't have these video images of the president tripping or the president like going the wrong way. >> greg: okay. yeah, so let's ban cameras, they keep making old joe look bad. just trust the media that joe never fell off his bike and even if he did, it didn't stop him from wining the tour de france. i wonder what the big guy thinks of all this. >> hey, mika's right. there's too much stuff in my way. there's cables and sandbags. i don't need more staffers, i need roadies man. the white house already feels like we're back stage ate concert. we got people leaving bags of

coke around. so let's do this, man. let's go full rock and roll, all right? woo! >> greg: tommy you always have a unique perspective on unsolved crimes. tell me what happened here. was this the fbi coverup? secret service wouldn't cover this up. >> tom: the thing i don't understand is they find a bag of coke then they report that they found a bag of coke then they proceed to lie about it for a couple of weeks and then it's one lie on top of another, obviously they're lying. seems like it would have been easier to find a bag of coke, throw it away and don't tell anybody. if they were going to engage in a coverup, why did they say we found a bag of coke? just like lie from the very beginning. >> greg: so you're actually defending them? >> tom: i'm sure they're embarrassed they find a bag of coke. >> greg: you defended them.

that's not your role here tom. kat, it's only like a tiny bag of coke, i mean, that's a monday for me. but it's not about the coke, is it, kat? >> kat: no, but i am surprised that somebody who's doing coke doesn't see this as a business idea. i'm the coke guy, you'll get in that much trouble, you will you can start a podcast. everyone would want to hear you're the guy with the coke, maybe it's a woman, i don't want to be a sexist. >> greg: we don't know their gender >> kat: could be a they. mika, if she was really worried about joe it's obvious what she would do. she would call visiting angels. >> greg: yes. >> kat: they're america's choice in home care. >> greg: they really are. they really are. i'm looking forward to that time in my life, you know? joe, i get this is getting under my skin. i don't like to get mad about drugs but i just know the double standard is just there laughing

at us. the media doesn't even care. >> joe: who knew there were these unchartered areas of the white house. like it's deep in the amazon where no camera could record anything that's going on. we all know, instead of a bag of cocaine, had been a red maga hat we would know everything we needed to know about this person including where -- well, it's nonsense. and it's funny, too. like if it wasn't someone who's intimately connected to the white house, was it the toddler who crashed the gates a few months ago, did he come in riding a sea turtle with a plastic straw stuck in its nose is that what happened? and as far as they talk about the president, come on, is the white house a place for mom now? like where we need to be guiding him around and making sure he doesn't trip over things. >> greg: a place for mom. that was a good commercial. >> joe: yeah. >> greg: joan london. >> dana: london. >> greg: yeah, see. you're a fox fan.

>> dana: good morning. >> greg: dana i mentioned this on the five i still think there's something about the fentanyl angle too because all drugs have fentanyl in it so that definitely had fentanyl. >> dana: i mean, mine do. >> greg: you specifically ask for it which is crazy. >> dana: i mean, i just like to take my chances. i'm a real risk taker. i still feel like everything that we needed to know we learned in kindergarten, which is, if somebody brings coke into the classroom, the teacher makes everyone stay after class until whoever did it fesses up and president biden doesn't seem to be mad about this at all and he should be furious and he should demand that whoever did it announce -- you know, raise your hand. you can come to us privately or we will find out who you are. if you don't come first and then the consequences are you will lose your security clearance, you will lose your chances here and if it was your brother or the fraternity guy that you went to college with who wanted to

tour the white house on the fourth of july weekend you come and tell us or else because that's the way that you deal with these things. >> greg: exactly. well, i learned a lot from you and that's true that's exactly what we did when we found coke in kindergarten. >> dana: i know. >> greg: turned out it was always the pe teacher. >> joe: i thought the teacher would say, didn't i bring enough for everyone. >> greg: exactly. really screwed up our nap hour >> up next cam tries when we started selling my health products online our shipping process was painfully slow. then we found shipstation. now we're shipping out orders 5 times faster and we're saving a ton. go to shipstation.com /tv and get 2 months free.

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yesterday she spoke at a round table event for labor and civil rights leaders in dc, attendees wish the round table had instead sharp edges so that they could use it to kill themselves. permission to explain the challenges and rewards of artificial intelligence and just like dana trying to board a roller coaster, it just wasn't happening. i wonder, is ai kind of a fancy thing? >> ai is kind of a fancy thing. first of all, it's two letters. it means artificial intelligence. but ultimately what it is is it's about machine learning. and so the machine is taught. and part of the issue here is what information is going into the machine that will then determine -- and we can predict them if we think about what information is going in, what then will be produced in terms

of decisions and opinions that may be made through that process. >> greg: ughh. well, at least we know she's not the one on coke. kamala speaks to that room full of adults like they're a child that just pooped its pants. maybe that's how she talks to joe. but the rest of us are continent and coherent. but we are grateful she taught us what ai stands for. why stop there. >> there are so many fancy words out there. fyi, three letters. and it means for your information. a-okay. stands for a okay. scuba means south cuba. l o l which means laugh out

loud. i don't really get that one. [cackling] tgif, which means tall gekkos in france. byob means it's almost time for your meeting with nancy pelosi. and fjb means i'll be president soon enough. [cackling] [cheers and applause] >> greg: kat, is it her fault that she can't really explain ai? she's lazy. it's not her fault that she's lazy >> kat: is she, though? >> greg: yes >> kat: is any of this real? like stuff like that makes me feel like we're living in a simulation because, you know, we're just having fun with her character. what's the alternative? that that's her doing her best? i mean she talks like a kid in

grade school who was assigned a book report that has to be a certain number of words. >> greg: yeah >> kat: in this essay i will -- and they're just trying to get to the word count. that's truly what it sounds like. she doesn't say anything. spent a lot of time and she said nothing. >> greg: yeah. dana, why do you think they put her in charge of ai? is that they don't know jack about ai, they don't care. >> dana: no, remember her husband was going around the white house complaining that she wasn't getting serious enough assignments. and because she had blown off the border issue, then they gave her space, do you remember? she had space in her portfolio as well. >> greg: right, that's right. >> dana: and also she has voting rights, that's also something that the democratic party is pretty unhappy about. they feel like they haven't gotten anything on that. so they decided to give her ai. the great thing that she doesn't understand is that she could just delegate all of this. this is what you're supposed to do. you get put in charge of something and then you make other people do it.

>> greg: right, i do that all the time. >> dana: exactly. that's what you do when you get in power >> greg: joe, thoughts. >> joe: i don't think anyone has ever said to kamala, "can you dumb it down?" >> greg: that's funny [cheers and applause] >> greg: you know what i like about that, they really weren't sure. do we applaud or don't we? we don't really applaud that much for joe so let's give it to him. >> joe: she somehow started by saying ai, it's two letters, and then went downhill from there. you would think there was nowhere to go but up but it's a pretty good example of someone who could have used artificial intelligence to write her little presentation on artificial intelligence. >> greg: she refuses to do the work. she believes -- i mean, a lot of people can skate by with charm and persuasion, but she can't because it's so obvious, tom, i mean, you always -- you know,

you always come prepared. look at you now with your little hanker chief and your tie. >> tom: that's right, greg. >> greg: are you on ozempic? you're looking skinny and i'm worried. you look like kevin spacey after doing a hot sauna. >> tom: wow. [laughter]. >> tom: i think she might prepare, though. i think she does. i get the sense she does a lot of reading but she doesn't retain it because when she speaks she has the quality of like, she doesn't know where she's going and she's just relying -- she's choosing the word based on the previous word she just said. you know what i mean. >> greg: she's like auto correct. >> tom: yes. it just keeps going and it reminds me of an exercise i did in college. we did an improve exercise where the two partners get on stage and you just have to say a word and then the other person says

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♪ >> greg: welcome back to our family friendly segment, greg's animal friends. just get all the kids around the tv. this is the segment where each guest shares a video of a precious pet or creature doing something other worldly. why don't you go first kat >> kat: a grizzly bear mauled a moose to death outside of this lady's wedding. >> greg: that is not family friendly kat >> kat: i was kind of thinking that when you were saying that stuff. but there were, i'm sure, kids there. >> greg: where is the bear? >> kat: you'll see, look at that just ripping it apart. and then hold on she's going to be horrified. see her be horrified her special day is being ruined. which makes me wonder. yeah, look at that. which makes me wonder did somebody put the bare up to this who is maybe one of her enemies. >> dana: exes. >> greg: they're going to have to do this in weddings, speak now or forever hold your peace.

>> kat: that's the thing it's not like her cousin so you can't hold a grudge so this wedding is not -- >> greg: this is a bad sign >> kat: it's either a good sign or it destroys them. nothing in between. that's my professional opinion. >> greg: let's jamie lissow in alaska go >> greg: joe what's your story. >> joe: five word story. angry otter on a surfboard. >> greg: that's not five words. >> joe: i thought it was cool if i did five words. >> greg: all right, let's too at your story you jerk. >> joe: an angry otter on a surfboard. the otter is sangry he got on the surfboard with the surfer and then the surfer was like i'm going to flip you off the surfboard and the otter's like no you're not i'm taking your surfboard and i'm going to way. >> greg: i heard this is a problem that there's a lot of violent otters out there and they're come dearing surfboards. >> dana: are you sure it's an otter and not a sea lion. >> tom: i say otter. >> dana: i think it's a sea lion

and a woman sea lion, and also there's a woman there who started yelling at the kid for trying to protect himself from the otter or the sea lion and was like you can't be mean to him. the sea lion was trying to bite the kid he was trying to defend himself. i know a lot about this story for some reason. >> greg: tom she just crapped all over you. >> dana: i think it's a good story and also angry otter on a surfboard is five words but angry sea lion on a surfboard would be six. >> tom: that's why i chose it. >> greg: maybe think about what happened tonight. i don't want it could keep you up at night but might be a few moments of self contemplation where you went wrong, how you brought this show to like a shocking halt. dana thank you for pointing out the lies of his story. >> dana: you're welcome. >> greg: please tell us about your animal. >> dana: my animal's actually named bill hemmer and this is a

video of bill hemmer in the morning getting ready for america's news rooms. he asks for something every morning called a cold water special, it has to have a lot of ice in there so he tries to get all the ice in the little cup and then he can come and do the news. >> greg: where is this video actually from dana? >> dana: i don't know. >> greg: you don't know? just a bird. >> dana: yeah. this is a segment, i've never been on the show before where we had this opportunity. >> greg: you know what i did, what to people love beside me. >> dana: people want animal videos. >> greg: animals are great, the most successful thing fox ever made in the history of broadcasting. did you know that? nominated for 12 emmys but i rejected all of them joe because i'm not interested in fame. >> joe: not about the prizes. >> greg: not about the prizes. do you have a story about an animal you would like to share with us. >> joe: i do. also a bear story but if i was in that wedding i would open the

envelope and put in an extra $20 just for the entertainment. this is a bear chasing a hiker up a tree >> kat: whoa. >> joe: and people always say like don't run up a trees because bears can chase you up a tree. we don't have any good bear attack prevention techniques. they tell you now -- look at that. >> greg: i would love to be watching this live. >> joe: they tell you put your hands over your head to be bigger. what's a bear going to say, oh, he must be 5'8". >> greg: what's interesting if you go onto the internet, use this search engine google. >> dana: is that new. >> greg: it's been around for a while. plug in bare attacks, century or whatever. there's like none. there's only been like one fatality in a hundred years for a bear attack >> kat: a bear attacked her marriage. >> greg: true. but bears are unfairly maligned. >> joe: i think they're up to

something. bears, goats, sharks, they're getting it together. >> dana: and sea lions or otters. >> joe: sea lions or otters as some people call them. >> tom: i think it's more than one i think there are a lot of bear attacks. >> greg: fatalities. if you can find me five fatalities in the last 50 years i will buy you some tapioca pudding. >> tom: be right back. >> greg: all right we have to move on. this is going nowhere. up next, oj's $0.02 on women's sports and gents. ♪ [cheers and applause]

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>> greg: yes. >> tom: he always gets the phone out, he gives his comment and that's his -- i think the interesting thing is, maybe i'm wrong about this but doesn't oj have a connection to the kardashian family, kaitlyn jenner. does he talk with kaitlyn jenner about this issue? that's a good point. >> tom: because he had robert kardashian. >> greg: as the lawyer. >> tom: the whole family. so maybe he's more qualified than we think, greg. >> greg: i love, joe, how a double murderer has a sense of fairness. >> joe: yeah. noted women's rights activist oj simpson. >> greg: yes, exactly. >> joe: those cis gender women in sports, they run slower than a ford bronco. i mean, they are really not -- i can see his problem because some of those trans women you try to stab them and they'll give you a hell of a fight. he doesn't want any of that. [laughter] >> greg: terrible. all right grizzly adams. kat, what do you make of this?

should he be weighing if on this? seems like he has a pretty large blind spot about his life. someone want to remind him what he did in the 90s? >> kat: i don't think he does. i think he knows if he weighs in on anything people are like did you hear what oj said and we talk about it. you alluded, what's the alternative, he has the utmost respect for the female body? looking at his body of work i don't think that's it. >> greg: it's tough dana when somebody who's a double murderer makes sense. >> dana: in the research that your fine staff provided, he's in line with 70% of the american people. >> greg: maybe that's what it is. >> dana: maybe more, so 70% of people are aligned with a double murderer >> kat: is he going to run for office. >> greg: can you run for office --. >> dana: yes. >> greg: he wasn't found guilty, had to pay civil damages. >> dana: but he went to jail for

that other thing. >> joe: that was a felony. >> greg: but he can't run for office. >> dana: depends, i think you probably can actually in some places, probably in california. >> kat: yeah. >> greg: there you go. and on that note, we'll be right back. ♪ [cheers and applause]

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>> greg: final thoughts. joe. [cheers and applause] >> joe: greg people very excited monday the show's moving to the new time and they're talking about it. >> mike: oh are they. >> how will the show be different in our new time slot? this puts us exactly where greg wants us to be. one hour closer to the view. >> gutfeld now airing one hour earlier beginning july 17th. >> mike: hmm. hmm, i don't know if i like that. i'm still not sure i want to go

to 10:00. >> joe: too late to turn back now. >> mike: we could change our minds tomorrow, what are they going to do. >> dana: give it back to trace. >> mike: let trace do 10:00. nobody asked me. i'm kidding, of course we're going to be 10:00 thank you dana perino, tom shillue, joe devito, ka ♪ >> carley: whispers are getting louder, democrats are searching for an alternative to president biden at the top of their ticket. new report claims strategists and donors know the clock is ticking on biden's re-election bid and some are starting to call possible replacements on the telephone. you are watching "fox and friends first," i'm carley shimkus. >> todd: i'm todd piro. not just joe biden whispering, it is other people