history. i'm going to stick to ma message i laid out in 2017 and one i will continue to provide starting monday at 7:00 p.m. we're very excited. so thank you for watching this final 10:00 p.m. edition of the ingraham angle. remember, it is america now and forever. i'm going to see you monday at 7:00 p.m. gutfeld is next. ♪ >> greg: turns out his favorite flavor of ice cream is baby. ♪ ♪

>> greg: yes, it's friday and you know what that means, huh? i really have to go to the bathroom. but i'm not. i'm going to wait until it's over. let's welcome tonight's guests. this early bird sure is special, fox and friends first cohost carley shimkus! [cheers and applause] >> greg: believe it or not, he's the only guy on the show tonight named hotep, youtube host hotep jesus! [cheers and applause]. >> greg: he looks like the guy who came to cut down your trees. comedian jim florentine! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> greg: and, finally, she's the first author to weigh less than her book, fox news contributor kat timpf! [cheers and applause] >> greg: all right. yeah, lively bunch tonight. okay, before we get to some new stories it's friday.

so let's do this. ♪ >> greg' leftovers. >> greg: yeah, it's leftovers where i read the jokes we didn't use this week and as always it's my first time reading these, so if they suck we'll just chemically castrate joe mackey. not that it would make a difference, but, anyway... a mansion designed to look like the white house just went up for sale in california. it's such an accurate replica, hunter biden keeps trying to sneak cocaine into it. [laughter] [cheers and applause] >> greg: that's good. the fda claims there have been dozens of reports that one of ozempic's biggest side effects is suicide. the claim is being backed heavily by pharmacies as first-time users never come back for a refill. suicide is not funny. we'll be right back >> following his divorce kevin

costner reportedly wants to get revenge on his wife by making his wife a living hell and by doing that he plans to make her watch all five seasons of yellowstone. not that good. a transgender woman recently won the mehmet oz netteder lands pageant. she credits the judges for not examining her netter regions. meanwhile, other contestants were surprised at the results but did say the competition was a little stiff. according to a recent article, single women who booze it up at sunday brunch are less likely to meet single men although they are 100% more likely to meet gay men. a new study finds that over half of america's beaches have dangerous fecal contamination. to lessen the risk of e.coli people are adviseed to avoid swimming with amber heard.

last friday, the dutch, the dutch government collapsed. this after they couldn't agree on splitting a check for lunch. i know, it's stupid, but -- should i explain it for people who are under 40 what dutch used to mean. you know what it means, kat. [laughter]. >> greg: a new jersey couple stole $91,000 from a youth soccer club to pay for a trip to disney world. yeah, like 91 grand would cover it. [laughter] >> greg: after an e learning i can reaction to smoking while on anti biotics an ohio man's tongue turned green and hairy. doctors say they haven't seen a tongue this green since ms piggy and kermit went to third base. yeah. where do you think her hand is

right now? finally, the tsa is spending more than a billion dollars on advanced 3-d scanners that can detect harmful objects, which is great news for me, it's how they found my lost stretch armstrong. [cheers and applause] >> greg: maybe i don't have to go to the bathroom after all. just old stretch armstrong. all right, let's do some news. the white house gets dragged for not finding out who left that bag. criticisms get louder about the mysterious pa rubeian marching powered. case closed into the white house cocaine mystery after the secret service says they found no evidence pointing to a suspect. hunter was so excited wind the news he did 14 lines of coke. but, yeah, get this, no surveillance footage, no dna, no

fingerprints, no nothing. not even a laptop computer documenting the crime with texts, e-mails and video. but if they found that they would just call that russian disinformation. so apparently security is so lax in the west wing they even let in kamala harris. but it's good to know if you're planning anything they may as well put up a billboard saying with us in charge it's really easy to assassinate people. naturally ex federal agents are skeptical and that's probably why they're ex federal agents. one telling the post, quote, this is a coverup. it is a restricted area and they have a logbook. you don't have to be columbus bow to figure out who was there. it's true but if you were columbo that would be weird because you're a tv character. it would be weird actually. another one said they identified hundreds of people who were in the to building on january 6th

but they don't know who left something in an eight by ten room in the white house? yeah, to be fair, though, some of the people there at january 6th were easy to spot. one veteran investigator asked, what would have happened if it had been a bag of anthrax? that was an easy answer. hunter would have snorted that, too. [laughter] [cheers and applause] >> greg: jim, just trying to give you a synopsis of your life, you're a veteran comic, you're white, a habitual drug user known to do terrible things in hotel rooms. if this was your coke you would already be at reicher's wouldn't you? >> anybody that does coke wouldn't leave a bag behind. that's smart. >> greg: it's like being in the military, never leave a bag behind. >> jim: yeah, something like that. so, you know, look, where all

the news of hunter, you know, all the stuff in the news about him it doesn't look good for him. that's like, you know, going to oj simpson's house now and finding a bloody knife. there's going to be sus somme suspicions. the white house looks stupid because they're saying we don't know. just put out a statement saying listen, we tested the stuff and it's joe's metamucil. people would believe that, okay he's old he takes it. >> greg: they should have a back up story. if you went to oj's and found a bloody knife i would go to the trench and pull out this amazing strawberry shortcake. and you go oh, i'm so sorry i thought it was blood. then you stab them. >> just get everything that was there that day get them in the room and say all right, who wants to party. and someone's going to go, me,

jump. someone's going to flinch. . (cheers and applause) >> greg: carley, you probably covered this in the morning before any of us are up. >> carley: yeah. >> greg: when you're doing this story, in your head there's the script going this is meaningless. >> carley: okay, you knew something was up last week when the secret service came out and said they were going to wrap up the investigation whether they found the person or not. like when does a law enforcement agency just say that they're going to throw in the towel and stop caring. that was weird. and then the other thing that was weird about this is that the cocaine was found -- it kept on jumping around as to where it was found. so first it was the library and then it was the west wing and then it ends up being the situation room where there are no cameras. interesting. and then there's the reaction to the whole thing and karine jean-pierre saying, how dare you even think that it's the first son's cocaine. like, he's the one that wrote a book about being a crack cocaine

addict and we're not allowed to think it? i didn't write the book he did. >> greg: that's so true. it hopped from room to room what if it was mexican jumping coke. >> carley: the new kind. >> greg: remember jumping up mexican jumping beans, what ever happened to those? did you ever snort one of those. you know, hotep i can finally say i know what it's like to be black. here you have a white man who, you know, gets away with a crime that i would be arrested for. this is what you have dealt with your entire life. >> hotep jesus: my entire life. like you run down the list of jobs or careers i possibly could have had and i'm probably the guy that would have sold the coke to hunter, right? i was a rapper in a former life, but one career path i never expected was being a secret service investigator. i think i'm qualified for this position because i just have an idea i know whose coke this is.

[cheers and applause] [la [lau[laughter] >> greg: but you know what? perhaps we'll never know who it is, right? like we don't know who killed epstein. we don't know who killed jfk. secret. >> hotep jesus: i know who did it. i know whose coke it is, i know whose blow it is, i'm just trying to figure out howy don't know. >> greg: yeah. >> hotep jesus: this is your job. >> greg: yeah >> we all know whose it is. >> greg: just proof that, kat, you and i made a mistake, you being a libertarian and me being a republican for so long, should have just been democrats. we could get away with anything >> kat: well, i don't know. i've made a lot of mistakes. >> greg: that's true >> kat: but i think that if there's a bag of cocaine, you

always have lots and lots of people who do know whose it is because cocaine is not really a drug that makes you not talk. >> greg: yeah >> kat: this person does so much blow that they're bringing it to work? this person does a lot of blow. they're not like, they're not not telling hundreds of people. >> greg: yeah >> kat: they don't know how to shut up because they're doing cocaine. >> greg: in fact that's a great strategy for the secret service bring everybody in and just give them coke and then you interrogate them. what do you think? give them coke. >> carley: get to the bottom of it. >> greg: it is a truth senior um, an exaggeration of a truth serum. not that i would know. you're not going to answer me? >> kat: should cops give people coke and interrogate them? >> greg: yes, serious question >> kat: i guess if they ask for

it. you can't force them but would you like coke like do you want a sig. would you like a burger and a coke. sometimes i watch and say it's not that bad getting arrested because people go get you food. >> hotep jesus: they didn't give me food. [cheers and applause]. >> greg:. >> greg: see what i mean? now i know what it's like. all right, up next, will ai beat hollywood's elite? ♪ [cheers and applause] tide is busting laundry's biggest myth... that cold water can't clean. cold water, on those stains? ♪ cold water can't clean tough stains? i'd say that myth is busted.

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machines? tinsel town goes on strike so they won't be replaced by look a likes. sag-aftra, that's a great name. there's a joke in there about joy behar, but i'm going to let it pass. the labor union representing actors announced yesterday that they're going on strike. luckily the videos i'm shooting in tee juan a are nonunion. but they join the writers union that have been on strikes since may and writers are so broke now they have to steal adderall from middle schoolers. first time since 1960 actors and writers have joined forces to shut down hollywood. what's driving this? no standard on how people are paid when the content is licensed to streaming services. which reminds me i have to ask hemmer again for his netflix password. i think it's hot buns 300.

another major issue is how studios might use ai to replace human workers. or even non-human workers. [cheers and applause] >> greg: her native-american name is sag-aftra. it's close. writers fear it could be used to generate scripts that are just as crappy as theirs. actors worry about their likeness and being copied and sold without compensation. the alliance of motion picture and tv even reportedly proposed background actors having their likenesses scanned, they get paid once and then the company gets to use it forever for free. that's actually not a new idea. kilmeade's been appearing on fox and friends that way for years. yeah. where is he from again?

massapequa. >> so we found he's not the serial killer. on the bright side thousands of hollywood actors will now have more time to take your order. aww. carley, you know what's great about what we do for a living? and by we, we really mean we. >> carley: okay. >> greg: we are irreplaceable. right? actors you're just reading lines, that's replaceable. that's why should be scared. what do you think. >> carley: because you have personality and pizzaz. a robert can never take that from you. i think it's really cute that you and bill hemmer share a netflix password. i didn't know that. >> greg: that's not all we share. >> carley: adorable. i actually watched the matrix for the first time this week and i think it's interesting that the one industry that showed us what the robot takeover could look like could be the first industry taken over by robots. and what they are suggesting is pretty wild that background actors could be scanned and then an ai copy of them could be used

in all the seasons and i see why studios would like this because i used to audition to be a background in commercial actor. it's always the same thing, you walk into a big room and me and 250 other women who look exactly like me and a casting director spends all day long saying deliver the line, deliver -- so this would save a lot of time and money, although i am a no-go on the ai. i want to live in the real world and i think the actors should keep their jobs. >> greg: did you ever run into weirdo casting agents. >> no, and i never booked a job either. not a single one. was very unsuccessful. >> greg: well, you must have been one of the shorter people there. [laughter] >> greg: because she's really tall. you wouldn't know she's sitting down. so tall when i raise my hand you can't see my hand. hotep do you have sympathy for hollywood? i kind of feel bad for them but at the same time you had plenty

of warning. >> hotep: i don't feel bad for them. it's a lot to unpack here. okay, so first of all, i'm a partner in an ai company so i have some background in this and, to me, people have artificial intelligence. especially these people. it's showing that they don't exactly understand how this works. it's like when the teacher said you had an open notebook test but you decided not to bring your notebook to the test. like if ai is going to write the script, why didn't you just say, hey, guys, let's get together and have ai write the script and we could still get paid. so ai should be, it should be an aid. it should be something that helps you. it's not something that's going to replace you. and what i always say is the infiniteness of human consciousness is more infinite than the machine. the machine is learning from us, so without our creativity and the infant nateness of our

creativity the machine can only raise its rate to us. so the fact they're a trade of the machine is opening up to be replaced by the machine. >> greg: so fear says they're scared because they have a right to be scared but can ai actually learn, also, surpass the human intelligence or will they actually learn our own stupidity? >> hotep: it's definitely learning our stupidity. it can never surpass us. the only thing it can do is calculations faster than us. going to be good at math and science but computers have always been better than us at that stuff but ai i look at it as a tool to make humans do their job better faster. so if i was in charge of the union and everybody was like having a strike, it's a pretty bad idea, i'm going to stay here and do all of you guys job with the ai. so just sit down and learn how to write ai prompts. >> greg: ai kat, could be our

slave >> kat: hmm. >> greg: i thought the face that i made was very interesting >> kat: it made me a little uncomfortable. i looked away pretty quickly. >> greg: yeah, i try that at airport bars and it doesn't work >> kat: okay. yeah, i guess. i mean there's certain things they could do for us. i don't think it would ever be able to replace humans being in movies or tv shows because part of the reason people like watching movies or movie stars or people on tv is that they're human beings and they like to either really like them or really hate them. they like to project a lot of their own [bleep] onto a stranger they see on tv. i see you guys out there by the way, some of you out there. and they won't be able to do that with a robot. it's creepy and weird and greedy but i think ultimately our own creepiness in humans that seeks that out in strangers will win out in the end. >> greg: that's true. human beings are strange animals. i don't think there can be an ai

jim florentine. >> jim: i mean, i don't know. i mean, maybe. but, look, i'm in a sag actor union, so -- >> greg: are you on strike? >> jim: well, my joke bombed tonight. i couldn't write any. [laughter] >> greg: when you write a joke do you then look at the mirror and call yourself a scab? >> jim: i did this morning. i'm like i'm crossing the picket line. i don't believe it it. i work on this show on comedy central and they're all on strike right now. i mean, i make prank phone calls am i really an actor? i'm really not but technically i am so i'm on strike. >> greg: you are the rosa parks of prank phone callers. i don't even know if that makes sense. >> jim: i'm trying to figure out. >> greg: because you're on strike but you're like a protester. i don't know what i'm saying.

>> hotep: i'm pretty sure that was racist. >> greg: it might have been. >> jim: i'm trying to figure it out. >> greg: that's a good title for a segment. pretty sure this might be racist. >> carley: might be. >> jim: it does hurt the background actors because you get a hundred or $200 a day, i used to do that back in the day and you could make money doing that scrimping set to set. i would never stay the whole time because you're there for 12-14 hours, i would go with a friend, and he would sign me out. i would take the subway back and he would sign me out and i would get paid. >> greg: what a secret little life. >> jim: i'm not going to stand there 14 hours, they wipe all that out. and the wardrobe people have to dress the actors so a lot of people lose their jobs. >> greg: you don't have to dress up ai. >> jim: if you can write a better script than a computer you should be able to. >> greg: all right. that's great. good job guys. >> jim: thank you. >> greg: wow, you really are on

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life. that's what i thought. it's easy is there an after life. you're right. it really is about the coke. kat? >> kat: if i have a baby, would it grow up and suck? [laughter] that's the one thing holding me back. everyone's like congratulations, balloons. hold on, we don't know if this kid sucks yet. >> greg: it's almost like a wedding that ends in divorce. like where do all the photo albums go. do you ever wonder that? maybe not. i wonder that. figure there's a big place where you drop your photo albums off at and they insin rate them. jim, is there any one thing, you know, area 51? is that what it was? 51? >> yeah. >> greg: okay, thank you. >> jim: no, i'm not that deep. >> greg: no? >> jim: i probably would want to know does my girlfriend really think i'm good in bed.

>> greg:. >> greg: it's so funny because if you were married you wouldn't care. [cheers and applause] >> jim: and that's why i'm divorced now. [laughter] >> greg: oh, my goodness. all right, carley. >> carley: well, when you originally read the question my mind immediately went to whose cocaine was it at the white house. so i guess my next question would be, why did hunter biden leave his cocaine at the white house? and what was he thinking? >> greg: i have so many. i have so many that i want to know. like i do want to know who killed jfk, you know? >> hotep: i want to know why hunter was recording himself. >> greg: that's a great question. >> hotep: you know how high you got to get to record yourself doing a crime. >> greg: i think that was his insurance policy against the big guy, right? >> hotep: uh-oh.

>> greg: yeah. this is a lighter question from rock and roll high school asks, what was your best part-time job or summer work that you ever had. kat? >> kat: none of that was good. i don't know. i guess all the restaurants i worked for are interchangeable. oh, wait, no, probably my job at california pizza kitchen, because, yeah, i had to live with a guy that was there because i didn't have a home. >> greg: that's why you liked it. >> jim: it wound up bealing useful. >> greg: you met some dude. >> jim: yeah, you could call him that. >> greg: yes. i don't know if i want to know anymore about this. >> jim: there's more in my book, if you do. [cheers and applause] >> greg: jim? i feel like you had a lot of weird summer work that involved heavy lifting, moving, stealing. >> jim: yeah, well, work in construction sites picking up gar beige. landscaping i did a lot of landscaping. >> greg: you look like a

landscaper. >> jim: i would do it just for the and the, because i wanted to get tan in the summer so i figured i could get paid and be in the sun at the same time and my hair would turn blond because i was in the sun, it would help me get laid so that's why i did it. >> greg: i just feel like i've known you all my life. carley. >> carley: but that's like very true >> jim: oh, yeah. because i go up two notches on a scale of 1-10 when i have a tan. i do. whenever someone thinks i am i'm always two notches better with a tan. >> greg: it somehow means you have more money because you're outside more. the tan always says i don't make you work. >> carley: and it makes you thinner. >> greg: does it? yeah. >> carley: i was a waitress at applebee's. i was not a good waitress. >> greg: all hot chicks say that. right? >> kat: i was the worst waitress in the world so i must be beautiful. >> carley: wait, there was a compliment in there and i

appreciate it. >> greg: but my point being, it's like, if you're really great looking you don't have to be a great waitress. guys are just like [mumble]. >> greg: what would you like to sdmrifrng what would you like to drink? carley, i see your name's carley >> kat: mine was i just kept asking all my tables if they were mad at me. >> carley: it's a lot to handle. it's not an easy job. >> greg: did you learn the secrets? >> carley: no, and i would get overwhelmed and when they gave me an extra table i would call my parents have them sit there and ignore that table >> kat: i never carried my plates back. >> hotep: that's true. i worked in the restaurant industry and i hated working with the hot chicks. they got the highest tips and did the least amount of work. i was the one carrying their plates, i was like this is your table, you're standing there flirting with my manager. and he's mad at me because i'm not running your food fast

enough. oh, that was the worst. >> greg: every manager of a restaurant was a chronic master baiter. >> hotep: that's facts. >> jim: how many restaurants did you manage? [laughter] >> kat: that's actually true. there was another restaurant i worked at and the guy would grab the personals ads and tell me he was going to the bathroom to make number 3. how do you think i felt. >> greg: what about your best summer job? >> hotep: best summer job? oh, okay, so one time i worked for the department of public works and let me tell you, we didn't do any work. i woke up at like 5:00 a.m. we went to the shop 6:00 a.m., you know, it's a bunch of white guys, they called me [bleep]. >> greg: wow. >> hotep: and we all laughed about it like it was funny. i was like wow, this is great.

you know, nice welcoming here. and then we would leave, i would get in the truck and we'd go to sleep. then we'd wake up and do lunch and then i'll steal the truck, go to my friend's highways, get high, come back and then work was over. >> greg: that is a great job. >> hotep: best job ever. >> greg: except for that part that you mentioned. i don't condone that part at all. >> hotep: there was a story by the way. >> greg: i was a pool monitor which is like being a lifeguard except you're instructed not to save people because the insurance doesn't cover it. >> carley: so you would point at them? >> greg: yeah, i would go this guy's drawing, $6.60 an hour back in like 1981 was a lot of money. yeah. and i was tan, too. put a little sun-in in the hair. >> jim: oh, yeah. >> greg: all right, coming up, why aren't more men indulging in trunks that show bulging. there are places you'd like to be.

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>> a story in five words ♪ >> greg: five words: speedos are making a comeback. look at that stock photo that we're using. >> carley: oh, wow. >> greg: i know. i guess that was when i was on vacation. kat, in the u.s., that's short for united states. i got that from kamala. [laughter] >> greg: the speedo brand reports a 54% sales increase from 2020 to 2021 and are expecting to exceed this for 2023. are we assuming that speedos are coming back or maybe they just never went away >> kat: they didn't. there are three communities that still enjoy the speedo. that's europeans. gay men, and then like the fattest hairyest most letered and weathered old men that you've ever seen in your life. >> greg: that's a symbol of

wealth. >> kat: usually paired with a gold chain. >> greg: yes, that's right. what they're saying is i am so rich i'm forcing you to look at all of this and i don't care. i don't care. take a look. take a look. i don't know what i'm doing, jim. jim, you don't seem like you've ever opened a speedo but i get the feeling that you've flossed with one. >> jim: look, i would be afraid to wear a speedo on the beach because i would just be like someone's coming up and go oh, are you in the middle of transitioning? there should be a rule of thumb when it's speedo. if you work out for two hours a day on your body you can wear a speedo like that dude. if you spend two hours eating lunch and dinner a day, you can't eat one. >> greg:. >> greg: exactly. i figure carley you do a lot of research, so why do they call it a speedo. >> carley: no, i don't. well, maybe it makes you faster,

like they wear them in the olympics. >> greg: yeah, and is the company called speedo? like play-doh. >> carley: yeah, like kleenex. >> greg: like kleenex, right, like fed-ex. >> carley: like spandex. >> greg: yeah, like spandex. we could do this for hours. >> carley: we sure could. so i think you can only wear a spied 0 if you're in the olympics or if you're like french. everybody else should stick to trunks. my husband has -- >> greg: i've stuck to my trunks. >> carley: his bathing suit bottoms are a little too long so there's a happy medium and it's mid thigh. >> greg: there you go. good answer. should we blame global warming, hotep? >> hotep: i mean, they're blaming everything else on global warming. you know, this topic is a bit triggering for me and this is something i've been trying to work through this thing, right? so, you know, my life is great, but it comes with caveats and i

get on great shows like gutfeld, et cetera, et cetera. and then i have this massive base of married women who follow me. okay? and they dm me compliments, like you're so handsome. and they are her bio says married, and i'm like, dam. but it's always weird to me, you know, 'cause now it's like, i have the wife but i can't get the husband because he's like, my wife's not about to watch this show with this good-looking black guy if she's a fan of that. so i don't get the guys, i get the hate from guys, he's not that funny, he's corny he's not that smart. he's just a normal black guy. so -- look at his chain and his gold watch. he's so black. so when it comes to the speedo conversation, because i want to try and get those fans, i'm going to have to say no to the speedos. if i wear the speedos then all the wives are going to love me.

[cheers and applause] >> hotep: i am black from head to toe. >> greg: i have no idea what he's talking about. i don't see -- because i don't see color or [bleep]. >> greg:. >> greg: we're almost done with this show, in more ways. by the way, this is our last show at 11:00 p.m. oh, spooky. all right, after the break, your reward for staying awake. [cheers and applause] ct: you're doing tv wrong! you thought that other tv provider was good enough. now what?... you'll talk? you call this “watching sports,” do you? ♪ you deserve better. so much in life is a compromise. directv never is. now get out of here — the game's on.

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♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> greg: yes. all right. nobody's watching right now. it's late, it's on a friday night so we're just going to chat about crap. this is this lady merrick gave from the new york times, she's saying everyone is stupid. >> it's like you're living in upside down world. and so what exactly is this hold that trumpism has on some

portion of the american people that their representatives are coming to washington and acting amuck in this way. as mika said, whether it's, you know, ignorance, stupidity or, or graft, you know, something more nefarious. i don't know. >> greg: you know what's awesome about that little clip of mary kay? is it gives me the excuse to play another clip of her when she couldn't do math. here she is with brian williams discussing mike bloomberg spending money on a presidential campaign. >> somebody tweeted recently with actually the money he spent he could have given every american a million dollars. >> i got it let's put on it the skreevenlt he spent five hundred million on adds, u.s. population 300 million. he could have given each american $1 million and have had lunch money left over.

it's an incredible wait of putting it. >> it's an incredible way of putting it. it's true. >> greg: it's not true and know it's a long time ago and you want to forget it ever happened. gutfeld's playing that tape of me thinking that 300 million people will get a million dollars that comes to 500 million. each person would have got a buck 50, you idiot. you should never, ever -- you have lost the right and privilege of calling anybody stupid. because that is so stupid, so stupid. [cheers and applause] >> greg: anybody want to add. >> jim: you know how many eyes that had to go through to air? >> greg: yes. >> bro. >> greg: the producer had to say that's brilliant. >> one guy in the back saying i don't know if that works.

shhh. >> hotep: these progressives tell on themselves because they live in this world of elitism but she's right because you have to be smart to receive these indoctrination of these colleges of marxism. when you're dumb like me, you're like, oh, this stuff doesn't make any sense. >> greg: kat, you have -- nobody's watching but maybe that one guy >> kat: i hope you're watching if you use the bathroom in studio d i'm done with you. and actually you're pissed more specifically. this person in the bathroom used it, peed on the toilet seat left it up and walked out. who are you that you just walk into an office bathroom and piss all over the place like this is fine. >> greg: which show was it >> kat: it's not fine or okay, i'm done cleaning up after you and i'm going to start exposing you to other people. and if you think that's disgusting you're disgusting. i'm done cleaning up your piss. >> jim: kat, i'm sorry

>> kat: it wasn't you. it wasn't you. >> greg: it was somebody with a beard though. >> kat: you know who you are. i told them when they walked in the green room to your face. flush the toilet. that's not rude of me. what's rude is to piss all over my workplace. >> greg: i'm used to getting pissed on >> kat: well you pay for that. >> greg: i do. i do pay for that. so what show -- it's in the studio so it's a show that tapes in the studio >> kat: they know who they are. >> greg: maybe we can get the secret service on this, huh? >> kat: you didn't need the secret service, the dude just walked out like this is fine, there's no problem with this >> greg: he was swearing. i was walking in when he was walking out and he was going -- >> kat: really? oh, yeah, i'm the one with the problem. i cleaned up after him, not even a thank you. >> greg: yeah. well, i think if he's watching and he was a fox guest >> kat: send me a fruit bask or something, we'll call it good. >> greg: no asparagus.

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>> greg: we are out of time. our studio, i am greg gutfeld. see you next week at 10:00 p.m. [applause] >> good evening, everyone, welcome to america's late news. i am mike emanuel in washington, in trace gallagher. breaking tonight, another attempt to wipe out billions of dollars of debt. the rules of the road are being ignored in one california city. the streets look more like scenes from "fast and furious," we begin with the break of the case of the long island serial killer. officials say they got their