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and you know what that means? i really have to go to the bath ,butno i'm not i'm going to wait . >> it's over. overt'welcome tonight's guests . carl early bird sure b is specil . >> fox and friends first co-host carley shimkushimkus!pl believe it or not, he's the only guy on the show tonight named hotel youtube host gz. >>e he looks like thatg: guy who cae to cut down your trees. comedian jim florentinr e and finally, she's the firstwe author to weigh less than igh heher book, but she a contr: to. all right. yeah a rig, a lively bunch toni okay.
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before we get to some new storienes, it's friday, so let'. do this. ♪g is leftovers. >> mm.vers. yeah, it's leftovers wheres it's i read the jokes. we did news this week, and as always, it's my first timeif reading these. so if they , we'll just chemically castrate joe machi and what not. nonot that i would make a difference. >> but anyway, our man shouldt p decide. >> designed to look like the white house. just went up for sale in california. it's such an accurate replica. o >> hunter biden keeps trying to sneak cocaine into it. ] yeah, it's bad. >> the fda claims there have been dozens of reports that. the of zenpix biggest side effects is suicide. the claim is being backed heavily by pharmacies as first time users never come back for a refill. >> suicide is not funny. we'll be right back.
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>> following his divorce, kevin costner reportedly wants to get revenge on his wifertedln by making her life a living. and to do that, he plans making her watch all five seasons ofyew yellowstone. not that good a transgender woman recently won the miss netherlands pageant. she credits the judges for not examining her nether regions regions. >> meanwhile, other contestants were surprised at the resultt t but did say the competition was a little stiff. cordin >>g according to a article, single women who it up at sunday brunch are less likel y meet single men, although they are 100% more likely to beat gay men. >> a new study finds that overrf half of america's beaches have dangerous contamination to lessen the risk of e coli. people are advised to avoif e.cd swimming with amber heard lasth.
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friday. the dutch, the dutch government collapsethis ad this after they couldn't agree on splitting a check for a lunch. i know it's stupid, but to explain it for people who are under 40. what dutchr people used to mean. >> you know what it means, cat? yeah. mea >> yeah. you a nethw jersey couple stole $91,000 from a youth soccer club to pay for a trip to disney world. yeah like, 91 grand would cover it after an allergic reaction to smoking while on antibioticgs ,you know. yeah. ngw, ohio man's tongue turned green and a hairuey. doctors say they haven't seen a tongue this green since missa piggy and kermit went to thirds basegr. yeah. yeah. whk hand is hann
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right now? >> finally, the tsa is spendings more than $1,000,000,000 on advanced 3d scanners that could detectcas that harmful obc which is great news for me.h it's how. >> they found my lost stretch. armstrong. now, maybe i don't have to gothm to the bathroom after all.t, >> it's all stretch, armstrong. all right, let's do some.ou the white house gets dragged for not finding out who leftoude that bag. criticisms get louder about the mysteriousr t th marching p. yeah, it's case closed into white house cocaine mystery after the secret service says they found nr th o evidence pointingin to a suspect. hunter was so excited about the newsg to suspe. the >> did 14 lines of coke. ce
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>> yeah. so, yeah. get this. no surveillance footag, noe, dn, no fingerprints, no nothing. and not even a computer documenting the crime with text, emails and videg thoe but if they found that they just call that russian disinformation. >> so apparently, security is so lax in apparen the wing, they even letting kamala harrisr . >> but it's good to know if you're planning anything. they maye planning as well put upth u a billboard saying, with us in charge, it's really easyrg to people naturally. >>o assa agents are skeptical,ti and that's probably whyca they're expectedl an agents.a >> one telling the post quote, this is a cover upp.. u don' it is a restricted area and they have a logbook. you don't have to be columboere. to figure out who was there. >> it's true. but if tru were columbo, that wd be weird because you're a tv character and then you wouldac be weird being that actually. >>an another one said they identified hundreds of people who were in the capitol building on six, but they don'h
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know who left something in anye eight by ten room in the white house. >> yeah,to, th to be fair, thou some of the people there at january 6 were easy to spo6th w >> one veteran investigator asked would have happened if itt had been a bag of anthrax. >> that was an eas weasyy answe >> hunter would have snorted that to. all right can your.give y >> let me just try to give s you a synopsis of your life. you knowynou, you're a veteran c comic, you're white, you're a habitual dru, g user known to dl terrible things in hotel rooms . >> if this was your coke, you'd already be at rikers, wouldn't you? anyone that does coke is notu? going to leave a bag behind like that. >> that's smar hat. g: it' yes. it's like being in the military. never leave a bag behindke bein >> yeah, something like that. so, you know
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, look, i mean,the st what all i know is what, hunter? you know, all the stuff in the newsuff in the about him, it look good. yeah, for him, that's like, you know you, going to o.j. simpson's house now and find that a bloody knife. yeahfinding , there's going to b some suspicions. yeahe sus somm. >> you know, the white house look stupid because they're saying we don't knowt list they just put out a statement saying, listen, we tested tethe the the stuff and it's joe's metamucil. >> yeah. people will believe that. like, okay, this guy takes it. they should havehat, back up sty like o.j. if you walked in and you saw a bloody>>av knife.n i would just go. if i were o.j., i'd go to the fridge and i'd pull out thisd founa amazing strawberry shortcake. >> and i go, slate would you like a slice? >> and then they go, oh, my gotd ,so sorry. >> i thought it was blood. you know, probably they stab and m. it's easier to find out. just get everyone that wasi th day. yeah. put them in a room and just. all right. who wants the partem. >> jusy? o >> yeah, and somebody.
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he's got to got me, john. someone's got to pla.iny the ca . >> gy ow, you've probabl covered this in the morning before any of us are up or. >> i know, but whenhi you're doing the story, you in your head, there's this script going. >> this is meaninglesse . las >> okay, so you knew that something was up last week when the secret service came came outation and said that they were going to wrap up the investigation, whether they found the persowhfn or not. like, when does a law enforcement agency just saagencn that they're going to throw ing. the towel and stop caring? that just that weird was weird. and then the other thing that was weird about this is that the cocaine was foun d, that its th kept on jumping around as to where it was found. library so first it was the lib and then it was the west wing. and then it endeenp beind up be. the situation room where there are no cameras. >> right. interestinsting.and then theg ae the reaction to the whole thing. and karine jean-pierre sayin je how dare you even think thatcocn it's the first son's cocaine? it's like he's the one that wrote a book about being a crack cocainnge, and we're no
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even allowed to think it. i hear you. he didk . oo >> that's so true. you know, you said like ithat' hot from room to room. >> what if it was mexican jumping coke, the new kind?n jup >> remember growing upin with mexican jumping beans? whatever happened to those terrorists? menot one of those yo tep.did o i could finallu y say i know what it's like to be black. >> ha ha ha. bue tot here you got a white mas who, you know, gets away with ay crime that i would be arrested for. this is what you have dealoualtt with your entire life. my entire life? yes. >>: my ent.n the list of jobs or careers i possibly r ca, and i'm w probably the guy who would have sold the cokoue to a hunter. right.a ra i was rapper and a former life, but one career path i never expected was being a secreti th investigator. >> i think i'm qualifiedink i' o this position because i just
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have an idea. >> i know who's coke busw whosyy ,so it is.rhaps >> but you know what? well, perhaps we'll never knowwe is. t know right? like, we won't know. k we we don't know who killed epstein. we don't know who killed jfk. well, secret. >> i know who did it.se i know whose coke it is.e it yeah, i know whose blow it is.oe >> yeah. i'm just trying to figure out how they don't. >> yeah. yeah. this is their job. yeah. >> yeah, we all know who that is. >> just proof that we. you and i made a mistake. you beinu a lig a libertarian ae being a republican for so long, is that you should have just been, sh. g >> wete could get away with anything. awaall right. >> well, i don't know. i've made a lot of mistakes. yeaha , that's true.: but that's true. but i thini thk that if there'sa
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a bag of cocaine, you always haveys lot. ow and lots of people who do know w whose it is. mm-hmm. becocaine e cocaine is not realo a drug that makes you not talk. >> yeah. s so muchrk?on doe blow that they're bringing it to work. >> yeah. all right. this perso person does a lotn dn but they're not like. oh, they're not. they're not. not telling hundreds og hu of. u yeah, they don't know how to shut up for doing cocaine they't in fact, that's a great strategy for the secret serviced to get everybody in and then just give them coke and thenve. >> and then. and then you interrogate theter >> what do you think? give them coke. get to. ley: get the bottom of. greg: yeah. it is a truth serum. it's an exaggeration of a truth seru i m. >> not that i would know. t i condemn all drugs. ruyou. you're not going to answer me. you're just a stand out. should the cops coke give people coke and give them a serious question cop? i guess if they ask for it, i don't see any problem that
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you can't force them to have coke. but like, would you like some coke the way they let people have a cir g? >> yes. it's exactly like law and order where they come. they always go get them a burger cok and a coke, like, let's go. >> like, drink them too. i'll be watchingu like a that a. >> you don't mind? it's not that bad getting arrested because people go get your foo. i watch d. they didn't get me food. yeah. >> see what i mean? now i know what it's like. >> all right. up next, will i beat hollywood's elite? >> do you struggle to fall asleep and stay asleep? tune off. sleep support has a unique of five key ingredients that can help you fall asleep faster. stay asleep longer so you can wake up refreshed. cuno the brand i trust are you over 50? would you like to get up to 33% more income in retirement then call now for this free book,
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means to get replaced by machines? tinseltownby mach goes on strike soe re they won't be replaced by look alikes. thag-aftra is a name. >> there's a joke in therether about. >> joy bejar. i'm >> but i'm going to let it pass. the labor union representing actors announced yesterday a tht they're going on strike. luckily, the videos inm shooting in tijuana are nonunion, but they now joinnonu the writers union, which has been on strike sincenion may and writers are so broke now they have to steal adderall they middlkes since schoolers. >> first time since 1960 that actors and writers join forces to shu t down hollywood.o so what's driving this? well, there's no standard in how people are paid when he their content is licensed to streaming service when s. iv >> which reminds me, i need to ask hammer again for his netflix password ask. >> i think it's hot buns hundred. ai
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>> another major issue is how studios might use a.i. to replace human workers oror e even non-humanve. >> her native american name is sag-aftra. >> it's close. writers fear iert couls feard bo generate scripts that are just as as theirs. actorsrapp worry about copie their likeness being copied and sold without compensatio n. the alliance of motion picture and tv producers even reportedly proposef picd backgp actors having their likenesses scanned. e an >> they get paid once and then the company gets to use it gets. r for freepany yeah, it's actually not a neww idea. kill me has been appearingkilmea on and friends that wadey forn years. oh yeah? >> where's he from again? matchup. massapequa. gain
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yeah. so we found a he's not? found the serial killer, buthe on the bright side, thousands of hollywood actorrighs will now have more time to take your order. >> oe h, carla, you know what's great abou at what we do for a living? >> by we, we really mean me. ire we are in irreplaceable. right. actorspl just reading lines. that's replaceable. that's why they should be scare d. >> what do you think? yeah, because you have personality and pizzazave z. robot, the two never take that from you. yeah, i think it's really cuteks . you and bill hemmer share a netflix password. i don't know that. that's not always. shat's horriblshara e so. >> i actually just watchedar a the matrixdo the first time this week. and i think it's interesting , the one industry that showed us what the robot take over could look like, could be the first industry taken ove r by robots. yes. and what they are suggestingggeg is wild that background actors could be scanned and then and i
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have copy of them could be used in all the scenes. and i actually could see sea why studios would like this, because i used to audition to be a background and commercial actorbe, and it'a always the same thing. you walk into a big room and it'sme tlk int and 250 othen that look exactly like me. and then there's a casting director that spent all day long just being like, deliver the line spends ang deliver th. so this would save a lot of time and a lot of money. the although i am a no go on. i want to live in the realobs. world and i think the actors should keep their jobs. now, when you were, did you ever did you run into casting agents that wanted. no, and i never booked a job ne a single one was verys unsuccessful. >> oh, boy.f you're you're you must have been one of the shorter people thereth because reall she's really tall. >> you would know she's sitting down extremelyy tall.down so tall that when i raisel wh my hand, you can't see my hand. oh, ta ip a few feet you have sympathy for. i'm putting my hand down. do you have sympathy for hollywoo ou havd? t kind of feel bad for them.he but at the same time, it's liked
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you had plenty plent of warninga i don't feel bad for them. lot paere's a lot to unpack here. okay, so first ortf all, i'm a partner in a company, so i haved some background in this. >> and to me i, people have artificial intelligence, especially these people showing that they don't exactly understand how this work s. >> yeah, it's like when the teacher said had an opend no book test, but you decided not to bring your notebook to the write test, right? like, if a is goin tg to writehe the script, why didn't you just say, hey, guys, let's get together? have i write the scrip ant? pai yes. and we could still get paid like that, you know? so ay i should be it should be an aid. it should be something that tolps you it's not something that's going to replace you. and what i always say, i always say is the infinite, the infinite ness of human consciousness is more infiniteen than the machine. >> the machine is learning fro m . >> so without our creativity, the infinite ness of our the
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machine can only raises level to us. so the fact that there so they're afraid of the machine is basically opening u ta tradpm for them to be replaced by the machine. because who's going to write replecripts if you're not therpb ,the machine is going to write that. to so fear, fear says that they're scared because they have a right to be scared. but can caedn i learn also surpass the human intelligence or will they actually learn our own stupidity? well it's definitely learning stupidity. >> yeah, it ca stupiditn never surpassesly the a.i.. it can only thing can do is just do calculation things fn us right. it's going to be good at math. it's going to be good. it's science. but computerg to be s have alwan better than us at that stuff. >> butys b a.i., i just look att like a tool to make humansoo t their job better. >> faster. yeah. so if i was in charge of liken and everybody was like having an abstract and pretty bad idea, i'm gonna stay here and i'm going to d allo all you guys jobs with the a.i., right? you know, so i think you jusndt sit down and learn how to write a.i. problems. >> hey, ai cat couldi be our. >> mm, yeah.
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>> oh, not the face that i made was very interestingmade was. t. >> it made me a little uncomfortable. yes, i looked at it pretty quickl quiy. >> i try. yeah, i try that at airport bars and it doesn't look and. gs >> yeah, yeah, i look. i guess. i mean, there ar e certain things they could do for us. i don't think this would be would eveo fousr be ablereplc to completely replace humans being in movies or humans being in tv show bein s. r part of the reason that people like watching movies are like movie starseawatchi or peon tv is that they're human beings and they like to eithend ther ry like them or to really hate them, right? >> i like to project a lot of their ow a lotr own on to a strr they see on tv. >> i see you guys, by the way, some of you out there.e yeah. and they will be able to do that with a robot. so ou o t think that it won't reals take off doing the background actors. i mean, it's creepy and it's weird and it's greedy, buty andr i think ultimately our own creepiness as humans our that s that out and strangers i think that'll win out in the end. >> that's true. i thin thek the human human bei
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are strange animals. i don't think there could be atn a jim florentine. i mean, i don't know. i mean, maybe. yeah, but look i, i'm going to sag after union. >> so are you on strike while, y my joke bomb tonight? >> i couldn't write ane y. >> you were. you write a joke. do you? then look in t the mirroher and call yourself a scab? i did this morning. i'm like y. >> i'm crossing the picket line yet. believe it. no, i'm upse croe pickett. s >> because i work on this showhd on comedy central called crank daggers. so they are. y they're on strike now because the actors are out. i mean, i make prank phone calls. am i really an actor? yeah, i'm really not. bully t i actually i guess i am. so i'm on strike because i cant. i can't know. you are the rosa parks of of prank phone. park oh, i don't know if that makes>j sense, but i don't. i'm trying to figure out if ou. re on strikeim t >> but you are. you're like a protester. i don't know ter. what.
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i'm so. i'm pretty sure that was racisti . yeah, it might have been. oh, i'm trying to figure outt how my>>. ur >> that's a good news. that's a good title for a segment. pretty sure this might b be rud, but it does hurt the background actors because you get like 100 or $200 a day. i used to do tha i thback in the day. and you can make money doing that. jump from on set. the seat scrimpid nevet i nevere time with the background because you have like 12 to 14 hours. yeah ye th. 4 hours, so i would just go with a friend. me and my friend would go and then he would just sigo n out. e i'd stay for like an hour and i'd take the subway back. i'm like, i'm not hanging. >>d then he woul sd signig out . >> i would get paid. so. wow, what a secret little life o . yeah. i'm not going to stand up for 14 hours, but they're going to wipe all that out. yeahg tothere 14they wip, and to the people, the wardrobe people that have the dress, the background actors. a lot ofbee have people are goig to lose their jobs. >> that's right. you don't have to dress up. jobs.i bug: you dt you knowss w? if you can write a better script and a computer that you should>> a able to do so.ight >> yeah. all right. th. 's great >> good job, guys. yeah. you wow, you really are on strike.
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yourself among the afflicted? we don't consider ourselves afflicted. good to see you here. good to see you here. well, then let's get started. you're. you're watching mailing it in. >> welcome to mailing it in. you write, i read. and then the i go back to being. a big. e wehere, go. this is from bright eyes. ooh. if oh. you know the truth about any one thing, what would thata gr one thing be? that's actually a great questiont . because if you say if it's if. well, anyway, i'm not going to say what i wa ts to say. >> oh, tap. it's just too easy. >> g. >> whose coke is it? g to i thought you were goinger
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to say. i thought you're going to say. is there an aftee an a r life? that's a thought. it's easy. is there an afterlife? nois there a you're right. the it really is about the coke. if i have a baby, would it grow up and . >> that's the one thing holding me back. you don't know. everyone's like, congratulations balloons.. >> it's like, hold on. we don't know if this kid yet. w kiah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> no, you're right. it's just like. it's almost like people. it's like a wedding that endd ys in divorce, it's like. >> where do all the photo albums go? everyone do that? maybe not. i wonder about that. here's a big place where you just drop your photo albums off at and they incinerate them . >> you know, jiminsi, is there. one thing said, you know, area 51, the. >> is that what it was, 50?eah. yeah. okay. thank you. >> gkay, tha tha >> >> yeah. j you know, i probably just want to know, does my girlfriend think i'm good in bed? >> yeaprobablyt toow does h. re
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>> it's so funny, because if you were married, you wouldn't care . thank you. and that's why i'm divorced. >> oh, my goodness. all right, carly. >> well, whed n you originally read the question, my minde immediately went to whose cocaine was it at the white house. so i guess my next questionave hi would be, why did hunter biden leave his cocaine at the white h house and what was he thinking>g ? >> i havre have so many i have o many that i want. i want to know like i do want j to know who killed jfk. >> you know, i want to know whyh hunter was recording himself. that's a great questio>> greg:n >> that's a great question. you how how you got to getknh yo to record yourself doingwa a crime that was you know what? >> i think that was his insurance policy againstnce >> the big guy, right?>> h ohot, yeah. greg:
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all right. this is a lighter question from rock and roll high school asks . what was your best part timer wo job or summer work tharkt ever had? >> cat none. none of that was good.l i don't know. i guess all the restaurantswa i work for are interchangeable. oh, wait. no. probably my job at californinopi pizza kitchen. but that was. yeah, because i found i don't wie. d th a guy who was ther h t >> i didn't have a home. that was. that's why you liked it. w wound up being useful. yeah. so you. you me up beal. t some dude? call h >> yeah. you could call him that. yes. . >> i don't know if i want to know any more about this. there's more in my book. if you do. >> jim, i feel like you had a lot of weird summer work thatl involved, like, heavy lifting, moving, stealingve. >> yeah, well, you know, working construction sites, picking up garbage. landsc yeah. yeah. landscape.
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and i did a lot of landscaping. look like a landscap >> gre look li e. the yeah, i would do it. i i would do it just to get a tanl because i wanted to get a tan in the summer, sd o i figure and i could get paid and be out of the sun at the same time that my hair would turnmy hair . i was out in the sun. hel so yeah, it would help me get laid. so that's i did it t. i can well, i just feel like i've known>> you all my life,l cali. >> butmy that's like very true. right? you're not. oh yeah. no i'm not. yeah. yeah ye. s on >> cause i look like i go up to notches on a scale of 1 to 10. when i have a tan i do whatever am whatever. >> but my things i am, i'm always to not just be. it's somehowotches bwith means you have more money, right? because you're outside more th eways always says i don't i don't really work and it makesi do you thinnen'you r. >> just make guys make you thinner does it? yeah. i was a waitress carley: a. >> applebee's. i was not a good waitress. ohgood what all hot chick say tt right was the worst inautiful. the world. >> so i must be beautiful. thank you.
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hurt. wait. comp inn therompliment there w i there, and i appreciate it. but my point being, it's lik mbe you're really great looking. you don't have to be a good waitress. guys. >> just like. yeah, okay. >> yeah. what would you. what would you lik e, drink? >> what would you like to drink? charlie? nam i see your name's carly. mine was just that i kept asking all my tables if they were mad at me. yeahasy ta, it's a lot to handl. >> it's not an easy job.easy sometimes. >> learn a secret now, and i i would get overwhelmed. y ga and when they gave me, like, an extra table, i would call my parents and have them sit there and vei wouli ignore thato >> oh, yeah.re i never carried my plates. that guy did that for me. that's true. that's true. i work in a restaurantn aurant y and i hated working with the hot chicks. did got the highest tips and did the least amount of work. >> right? plahf , i was the one carrying their plates. i'm like, this is your tableatey you're standing there flirting with my manager. heanager.y. >> and he's mad at me becauseyor
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i'm not running your food fast enough. >> oh, that was the worst. that was the worst. oh, every manageorst.r of a restaurant was a chronic. that's fact. let's be honest. how many. how many restaurants did u manage? i don't know. why. oh, that's actually true. yeah rked a, thert e was another onei worked on. the guy would grab the personal side and tell me was going to the bathroom to make numberab e he . >> yeah. oh to, how do you think i felt? >> what about your best summer job? >> hotep: b. o >> okay, so once i'm audited, department of public works. mm. l right. >> let me tell you, we didn't do any work. >> we woke. i woke u p at, like, five a year, and we went to the shopf t 6 a.m.. >> you know, it's a bunch of white guys who called me and, you know, and we had to week that and we all laughed about it like it was funny. >> i was funny like, wow, this
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is great. you knowyou know, nice welcomint and then we'd we'd leave. i'd get in a trucknd and gop an to sleep, and then we'd wake up and do lunch. and th i'd still go toways my friend's house, get high, come back and work was over. that is a great job.t for best job ever. except for that part. thatth mentioned. i don't condone that part at all. >> that's another story, by the way. yes, i was. i was a poolby >> greg: i was pe being a lifeguard, except you're instructed noext to peope because insurance doesn't cover it. >> so you just pointe the out . >> yeah, i would just go with this guy's drowning i $6 and 60' cents an hour back in like 1981 was a lot of money. yeah. and i was ten to get a little>>m sun in in the hair and. >> oh yeah, yeah, yeahyeah. all right. coming up, why are more men indulging in trunks that show bulging?
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five words five words speedoss are making a comeback. t look at that stock photo that we're using. >> car oh, wow.le w i know. >>guess that was when i waow.s on vacatio gn. cat in the u.s. that's for united states. i got that from kamala. >> the speedo brand reportscreae a 54% sales increase from 2020 to 2021 and are expectingxe to exceed this for 2023.e we >> are we assuming that speedos coming back or maybe they justth never went away? >> they didn't. there are three communities that still enjoy the speedo. that's europeans., right?fattes gay men. and then like the fattest you'iest, most leathered and weathered old man that you've ever seen in your lifr s
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that's a symbol of wealth. >> so like, like you got guys t paired with a gold chain? yes, exactly. what they're saying is i sore s rich, i'm forcing you to look at all of this. t and i don't care. i don't care thi. look. >> take a look.i do take a look. i don'n't t know what i'm doing. jim. jim, you don't seem like you've ever owned a speedo but i getat a feeling that you flossed with one. be look, i'd be afraid to wearto wa a speedo on the beach because un i just feel like someone's going to come up and go, oh, you're in the middle of transitionin oh,g that. there should be a rule of thumb. daat if the speedo lik.e if you work out for 2 hours a dayoc on your body, you can wear speedo like that dude. yeah. if you spend 2 hours eating lunc, and dinner a day you wear what exactly? o >> i figure, you know, cali, you do a lot of research, so d i'm just going. >> i just thought it. why do they call it a speedo? well, i don't know.
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well, maybe it makesli you faster. like they wear theke they wearm: the olympics. >> yes, it is. the company called speedo is the company calleh, and id s. >> oh, it's like. like it's like play-doh. yeah, like kleenex. eenex, like you call. like kleenex, right? it's like fedex, like spandekex >> yeah, spandex. mm. yeah, we could do this for hours. soredex.o this. >> good. so i think you can. you can only wear a speedonk y f you're in the olympics or if you're like french. >> yes you'r. everybody else should stick to trunks. my husband my husba. y i've stuck to my trunks in bathing. a litt bottoms are a little too long. so i think that there's a happy medium and it'g soe's s like mi. >> yeah. there you go. good answer. should we blam go.e warming hotp ? i mean, they're blaming everything else on. ye ythings. >> you know, this this topict is a bit triggering for me and this is something i've been trying to i've been trying to worthing,k through this thin. right. so, you know, my life is great, bu greatt it comes with caveats.
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and, you know, i get on greate shows like. gutfgutfeld, etc., etc.. and then i have this, a massive base of marrie d women who follow me. >> okay. and they did m theye like, you're so her handsome. and then her bio says married knowi'm like, pam. >> but it just it's always i weird to me, you know, becauset now it's like i have the wife, but i can't get the husband because he's liknoe, wife's not about to watch this show with this good looking black guy, and she's a fan of dt that. so i don't get the guys. i get the hate from the guys g e like, oh, he's not that funny. ' he's can't he's not that smart. he's jus t a normal black guy. >> so look at his chain and his gold watch. goo black, you know, so when it comes to the speedo conversation, because i want to trye get those fans, i'm hao to say no to the speedo. so if i wear the speedo, thes. all the wives are going to lover me.
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join the movement at feeding america dawgs act now is watching inside. but it means that we can do whatever the hell we want. yeah, you guys. >> yeah. all right. it' nobody's watching right now. it's late. a fit's on a friday night, soto we're just going to chat about . this. is this mary ? she's from the new york times. she's saying everyone is stupid . >> it's like you're living an upside>>ou'r down world. and so what exactly is this hold that trump ism has on some
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portion of the americanme people that their representativerica s are coming to washington and acting amok in this wayamuck . know as mika said, whether it's, you know, ignorance, stupidity or graft, you know, somethingre more nefarious, i don't know. >> you know, n it's awesome abop that little clip of mary . is that itmary gives me the excy to play another clip of whe her when she couldn't do math. here she is with brian williams discussing. mike bloomberg spending money on a presidential campaignte smart. >> somebody tweeted recently that actually withd recentctuale spent, he could have given every american $1,000,000. got it. let'n ever s put it up on screen. bloomberg spent 500 million on ads. us populatioreevenlt hn 327 mil. don't tell us if you're ahead of us on the math. e give >> he could have given each american $1 million and have had lunch money left over. it's an incredible way of wai
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putting it. >> it's an incredible way of putting it. it's trutting e oh, it's not true. >> and i know it's a long timeia ago and you want to forget that ever happened. oh, well, stop playing that tape of me thinking that you 300 million people willn get $1,000,000. doll. t comes to 500 million >> each person would have got a buck 50, you idiot. you should never, ever. you lost the rightu and privilege of calling anybody stupid because that stupo stupid. >> so stupid. anybody want to add? i mean, like, how many eyes that had to go through to air? yeoughs bro? >> the producers still went, oh, this is brillian greg:t. >> so good. then one guy, one guy inat's the back doing. say >> i don't know if thaint works yes, that's smar t guy.
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but but these these progressives, they tellingives themselves because they live in this world of elitism. >> but she's actualln themause y right because you got to be but to receive the indoctrination from these colleges of marxism. yeah when you're dumnationf b me you're like, oh, this stuff doesn't make any sense. no, cat, you have a nobody'schin watching. but maybe thatg bumayb guy. if u >> i hope you're watching. if you use the bathroom in studio, i'm donehroom in. don you and actually your more specifically this person in the bathroom use the bathroom in the toiletn in the n left it up and just walked out. >> i am done if you you are you that you just walk into an office bathroom you all over the place like thi is s is . >> what show is it? it's not fine. it's not okay. i've don: it's ne ore cleaning r you and i'm going to start exposing you to othe r people.d if y and if you think that's disgusting, you're disgusting. i'm done cleaning up your . i had a cat.up i'm sorry. it wasn'r t you.orry
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>> it wasn't you. it wasn't. >> and it was somebody with a piano. >> kat: yod. ody with a bear i told them when they walked in the green room to your face, flush the toiletn roomo your. ef that's not rude of me. you know it's rude to all over my workplace t. etting i'm used to getting on. i ll, you pay for that. >> i do. f i do pay for that.or t you know what? showhaso wha? e >> so it's in this studio. so it's a show that tapes in tap the studio. they know who they are. well, i'm just saying, you know, ifo maybe we can o get the secret service on thiswd . you didn't need the secret service. the dude just walked out like, oh, this is fine oike thisfine, >> you were swearing. well, i didn't know why he was w being said. i was walking in when he washe walking, he was going, wow, really? oh, yeah. >> k. e one with the problem >> i cleaned up after him. not even a thank you. well, i think. i think if he's watching and he was like fox get me a fruit basket or something. >> we'll call it. good. yeahit. g: >> no asparagus.
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