♪ >> hello, i'm greg gutfeld areasoning with judge jeanine, harold ford jr. and, jessie waters and -- jesse watters and dana perino. "the five." ♪ >> cocaine caper at the white house is i blowing over, so to speak, but it's all a little too on the nose. the secret service officially closing out their investigation on who left a bag of coke at the white house. imagine this, no suspects.

fbi lab testing on the bag finding no sprint fingerprints and no dna evidence, and there weren't any tapes either. how'd that happen? however, investigators were able to narrow it down to 500 potential culprits. lawmakers smell a cover-up. [inaudible conversations] >> you can't tell me in the white house with 24/7 surveillance -- by a situation room you don't know who delivered it. [inaudible] we should get an answer to the question. it just seems to me that america today anything involving biden inc. is treated differently than everything else. >> another cover-up. you know, it's the most secure building in the entire world. you can't go in there. they have facial identification, they have, you know, you've got to give their social security number -- >> every time there's something going on with the president, his family, the administration or the white house, no one can ever seem to find an answer. >> now that the white house of

staff is in the clear, they can get back to doing their job which the media says should involve keeping biden from getting sandbagged. >> needs to own his age. i'm just going to be honest, i don't think they do a good job helping out the president. >> yes, he is 80. you need to be there for him, and you need e to make a pathway, and you sure as hell better make sure he doesn't fallen on a sandbag. and i blame the staff for that. you can't have these video images of the president tripping or the president, like, going the wrong way. it's your job to make sure the gets from one place to another. he can handle the president i. >> it is amazing when you look at that, because his lips did not move at all. [laughter] dana -- >> yeah. >> -- we said this when this happened, we probably will never know -- >> we'll never know. >> no video. like, if this had happened on january 6th, if they had found a bag of cocaine on january 6th, there would have been, like, eight different angles of whoeverred had it, but for some

reason, where are the cameras? >> i don't know -- i actually think it's strange, it's, like, the location of this cocaine was four different places. i don't really -- now, it's been a while since i've been there -- >> done coke? >> yeah. usually i put it in a different type of bag -- >> yes, yes. [laughter] >> i don't have to wore -- worry about it. they don't have any cameras? there are three cameras on my dog right now just to make sure i know what he's doing at all times. and the media's lack of curiosity -- could i also say something about mika berzin brzezinski? the aides to the president are not home held aidingses. -- health aides. are they supposed to help him up the steps of air force one? they would say he's perfectly capable of handling all the decisions, but you have to make sure to hold his hand during everything? i also think if you want to deliver a message like that, just call anita dunn directly

and have a direct line. >> true. maybe she wants to be his visiting angel -- [laughter] who knows. >> america's -- >> yes. >> sing it -- >> america's something health care -- >> i don't know what that is. jesse, you must be insanely furious right now. what a double standard this is. if you were caught with a bag of coke, you would be in jail. i would make sure of it. but in this case, it happens in the biden white house, nothing happens. >> i probably wouldn't go to jail for that. >> really? >> no, definitely not. [laughter] first time offense, nonviolent offender, i'd probably get off with probation. >> good for you. >> but this is hunter's, like -- if it's hunter, we're not saying it's hunter. we hope it's not hunter's, because we hope he gets help. our sources say hunter's been living at the white house for quite some time. this looked like a drop. this little cubby was a drop. and the key was missing. so either hunter has the key or this guy -- we believe bicycles is the name of the dealer, and

we'll be exploring this tonight on jesse watters prime time. janine knows forensics. you can get prints or dna off of a sandwich laying in a landfill 25 years ago. [laughter] they can't dust anything off this little baggy? remember contact tracing at the white house? remember when trump got covid and they did these diagrams -- [laughter] oh, no, no, no one cares. there's no contact tracing at all for the cocaine. every time they can't get to the bottom of something, it helps democrats. the scotus leaker -- >> yes, we'll never know! >> the epstein tapes -- [laughter] hillary's e-mails, the pipe bomber. it's, like, everything they can't get to the bottom of suspiciously -- and you know what? this does remind me of the epstein tapes. remember, epstein hung himself in and, like, every tape was blank. >> yes. >> like, every tape happened to be not working. the same thing here. and so cheadle, the woman that runs the secret service i found out, was assigned to joe biden

as the vice president. [laughter] so they're close, and so close that remember he used to skinny dip in front of the female secret service service agent, so she's compromised. she's seen joe naked, we hear, and now she's covering up for him again, we believe. what if it had been ricin, judge? >> it's probably fentanyl. >> exactly. to say, oh, you know, we're just going to give up on the investigation, what does that -- how secure is this white house? not very. >> this is, like, compare it to the january 6th commission, the investigation. what they did, chasing grannies over memes. >> they could find a grandmother six months later who was hidden under a tree in the corner in the shade, okay? let me tell you what this case does. this case is not about american justice. i think it convinces all of america that we don't have justice anymore. it's about a biden cover-up. and, honestly, it's a slap in the face to every american who was ever arrested, prosecuted, convicted and went to jail for cocaine possession, especially to black america.

it's a slap in the face to everyone who's ever gone to jail for possession of an illegal weapon, okay? and for karine jean-pierre to come out and say it's incredibly irresponsible, you media, to ask if we could exempt the biden family. how disgusting is it. well, you know what? the attitude that they all have is that we're above the law, we tonight have to answer any questions -- don't have to answer any questions, and we laugh at us. and we thought hillary was untrustworthy? we thought that these people -- they literally -- and to the secret service, have you no dignity? have is you no shame? are you willing to go along with you're either inept or you're covering up. >> right. >> because we already know that karine jean-pierre said the bidens were not there on friday. we know the bidens were there the on friday. so now we've tightened the circle of the possible time when the cocaine was put there. now, why don't you want to drug test people in the white house? excuse me, this is important.

and, number two, why are the cameras not working? where are the k-9s? why don't you know everyone who's gone true there? it's -- through there? it's all hogwash. you vacated the building, it was so dangerous when you saw that, what you thought might be anthrax. and now you don't have anything to say about it. so it's either a cover-up, they're inept, and in addition to drug testing the staffers, i think they ought to stop lying to us and coming out and saying we know hunter was there. they reason -- the reason this is so important is hunter doesn't get the plea deal if they can pin this on him. >> right. >> and finally, why is hunter biden always in our face? why is this guy at the white house? why is he on air force one in why is he in ireland? why is he at state department dinners? this guy is either a reformed drug addict or a drug addict. we shouldn't have to deal with him constantly in our face. and if joe has to always take care of his son, maybe he ought to teach his son to take care of

his seventh granddaughter and his own child. >> you know, harold, the results are inconclusive. generally, wouldn't you think just keep looking or expand it? i mean, they didn't even -- they haven't even looked at cell phones. just seems like if there's -- even you must admit they'll give up much easier in a democratic white house. if this were trump, and i know it's just a cliche comparison, this thing would have just begun. they would is have turned the place upside down. >> well, two parts to your question. i don't think that this is because he's a democrat or republican, but the first, your first question, i hope that this is not it. perhaps the secret service will continue. i'm not going to besmirch that organization. i think that they probably should go a little further, and if they've narrowed it down to 500 people, there would have to be cameras to help them narrow that number down even further. but the trust in our society is immediately broken down. listen, you guys, you guys could

very well be right, but it's, we should go after trump and do this and republicans go after democrats, listen to members of congress say it's a biden thing, they're covering up, i don't know. but i do think the best question you asked to me is should they keep going, and i would imagine if it's only been a week and a half or two and you've narrowed down to 500 people to all the points that have been made, they ought to be able to find a camera that -- >> not only that, but i honestly think if this had happened in the bush administration, i can imagine the scenario. obviously, it's a hypothetical, obviously, that the president would say there's 500? great, call 'em in one by one and ask them, do you have security clearance? was it you? and make them look everybody in the eye, was it you, was it you, was it you? what happened to personal responsibility? whoever it is, sorry, guys, it was me, turn yourself in, put everybody out of their misery. but they are going to get away with it if the secret service just gives up. also it could be the president -- forget the secret service, the president of the

united states himself could say i want an answer, ask and he's not doing that. >> all right. >> i hope that's not the case. >> they haven't really condemned it. >> no. >> they never condemned it -- >> well, she said, she was asked finally at a briefing, she said, well, yes, of course -- >> it's not even about the coke -- >> it's the principle. >> i could give a crap -- >> well, it is about the coke if the person has a security clearance, because then that's illegal. >> and also everything has fentanyl in it, and that does. you know it does. up next, liberal leaders feature liberal policies. radical d.a. a alvin bragg afraid of new york's crime-infested subways. ♪ ♪ 36 hours in the mystery chair, 36 hours in the quizzical glare ♪ -had enough? -no... arthritis. here. aspercreme arthritis.

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♪ ♪ >> liberal leaders don't seem to be big fans of liberal policies. take radical manhattan d.a. alvin brag bragg. he's practically famous for charging marine daniel penny in the death of the mentally ill homeless man who was threatening subway riders. now it looks like bragg is

afraid of the monster he created. >> when one of my family members gets on the train, i too get a knot in my stomach. >> bragg's not alone, 61% of new yorkers say they worry they could become a victim. residents in other liberal areas feel the same. democratic mayor eric adams thinks it's all just media hype. >> every day picking up the news, the morning papers, they sit down and see some of the most horrific events that that may happen throughout the day. we're clear on that, but my mission is to move people from what they felt to what they're feeling, and no one can take away the fact this city is humming. >> city's humming, harrell. >> so -- harold. so i think i learned a long time ago in politics that you can't tell someone how they feel. and you can't tell someone -- if they don't feel safe, you can't tell them they're safe.

and if they don't feel financially better off, you can't tell them they're financially better off. you can meet them where they are and demonstrate how the numbers are improving and ask what more can you be doing, but the most telling piece in our open was with alvin bragg saying he, too, is concerned when a family member -- i think he said he gets a knot in his stomach when family members are on the subway. i think the mayor is doing a good job, but he's not doing a good job on this issue here the way he's talking about it. if i were him, if i were going to have that comment if that he made, i'd have been on the subway -- >> shouldn't alvin bragg, judge jeanine, ride the subway -- >> alvin bragg and mayor adams should both be on that subway. tell the mayor to stop with the night stuff and spend more time during the day. and if 81% of new yorkers feel that crime is a very serious issue and more than 60% are worried they're going to be a victim, then it's not about perception or how the press telling them how to feel, it's because they know what to feel.

they're afraid they're going to become victims s. and when bragg says he admits, what is it, a knot in his stomach, maybe he should think about daniel penny, what daniel penny felt -- >> a lot of knots. >> yeah, in his stomach. but i think he's going to go the same way as lori lightfoot. i think mayor adams is doing the same thing. she reprimanded the press, she said they're making it all up. he's doing the same thing. he's saying the press is going out of their way and new yorkers are too dumb, they have to believe what they're reading in the newspaper. he's going to go the same way she is because new yorkers need the city to be safe for businesses to be successful and for people to feel that they want to live here. >> new yorkers have been waking up in the morning and reading the newspaper for a pretty long time, dana -- [laughter] what's changed? >> well, that's the thing, i love that observation is, judge, about lori lightfoot, because i hadn't thought about it that way. she did start to do that. remember, it was, like, everybody else's fault but hers.

guys, you can actually see with your own eyes on monday morning what we report, what happened in chicago over the weekend. and here, we're here, we're living amongst it, and this is the most traveled-through city in america, second most traveled to in the world -- paris is first, i don't know why. but i look at some of the people that are traveling here, i'm, like, i'm sorry. i want to apologize to the tourists and say it is so dirty, it's so filthy the, i'm so sorry that you have to dodge to make sure you're not getting attacked including on the front page of "the new york post" this morning they have a picture of a guy at 10 a.m. in very crowded times square with a huge knife walking around at 10 a.m. and there's all these tourists there. they work hard, they bring their families here, they're paying more for their hotel rooms because, guess what? more than half of the hotel rooms are filled with migrants, so that means the cost for tourists goes up. and i just want to apologize to them on behalf of people who live here. >> how cute is it that dana wants to apologize to tourists

that our city isn't clean. >> it's disgusting. i just feel bad. it's embarrassing. >> i think tourists are part of the problem though. [laughter] yeah, i do, and i'll tell you why, because they always give money to the pan if handlers. i lecture them. do you want me to go to where you live and find somebody living in front of your place and give them money to stay there? because that's what you're doing right now in my neighborhood, you big jerk. then i punch them in the face, then i run and i hide. [laughter] you know what kills me in it's -- i respect what the mayor's trying to do, but that's not the truth. the crime isn't in our head. he's saying it has to do with media coverage, but we know better than anybody that the media basically dead-walked the crime wave for two years? right? because they didn't want to link it to the post-george floyd riots. we saw this coming. we saw, what do you call it, the ferguson effect, take hold. but the media spent a long time basically gaslighting, a phrase i hate, but gaslighting us

saying, oh, it's not that bad. no, it's because nobody's processing the crime. it's not like the crime is going down. bragg should be lucky it was just a knot in his stomach, right? could have been a knife. he basically just admitted that his policies put his family in danger. that's some kind of dad. >> yeah. >> daddy, why am i scare scared on the subway? because i put ideology over decency and morality. it's on metayou might get hurt. i mean, he just admitted he's a crappy dad -- >> and he won't do anything about the knot. >> yeah, yeah. >> he could still doing something -- >> he'd a rather put his family at risk. >> i think we learned one thing, tourists, do not give money to the homeless. up next, or kamala gives us her deep thoughts on a.i.. ♪ ♪ ♪

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pledging to fight liberal bias in the field. all right, jesse. you know, kamala harris talks to all of us like we're 5 years old x since she did a great job on the border, do you think she should be the a. i'm sorry czar? is. >> i think she is. she was in the meeting, and joe was not. she thinks we're all stupid, but we actually think she's stupid. ever time she says something, she has too -- to explain it. remember when she explained the ukraine situation? >> ukraine is a country. >> russia is a bigger country. they did -- she did that that can with culture. what's culture? culture is a reflection of the moment in time, and now she's doing this with a.i. it's not her job to talk down to us. i don't know what her job is, but she's not doing it. and i guess maybe she thinks whoever she's talking to are idiots. >> you know, harold, the democrats, they know that joe

biden, you know, he's older and let's say he gets elected again. i mean, do you see that woman being president of the united states, a heartbeat away? can you see her in the meeting with pilot sentence i mean, is she going to tell him his country's near ukraine? >> well, she needs to brush up a little bit on a.i. and give a better summary when she's asked these questions. i think the latter part of what you talked about with mr. musk or elon and what he's doing in this space, and we've had a lot of conversations around this table about it, a.i.'s going to be incredibly positive for the country in so many ways in making things so much more efficient, but there's so many downsides. we've talked about it here. she was right in one regard, it's about the kind of information you feed this machine. and we are now talking about ways to feed these machines to like us as humans. so we're trying to show them the benefit of humanity as we know it so they won't kill us. and i was pleased to see that you put up my twin robot in your

intro -- [laughter] with the shape of my head. >> it's like blue man group. [laughter] >> okay -- >> there it is glio. [laughter] [inaudible conversations] from around the table, everybody. >> thank you for inviting me. in. >> that kills me. >> all right. well, you know, greg, the truth is that, you know, one of the things that harold said was kind of stunning. are they going to kill us? >> well, that's the thing. i mean, you can't -- [laughter] artificial intelligence cannot be explained by artificial intelligence. and harold's right, man, this is too important. this is a big deal. and that's the one. they're handing it over -- well, you know, there's two letters. that's how far she's got. she is that person that never does any research, doesn't do the homework, but if you just talk really slow and just say

the obvious, you know, a.i., two letters -- [laughter] stands for artificial intelligence. what does that really mean? machine learning. >> you're good at this. >> thank you. no, i think i could -- >> yeah. >> that was really -- [laughter] >> yeah. >> i think just going slow -- >> that's so right. >> but nobody but us points this stuff out. >> right. >> blows my mind that you have one of those comical political people in recent history, i mean, for the, i mean, for -- obviously, trump provided a lot of content for the left. but, like, this person should provide content for everybody because it's so buffoonery. >> you know, dana, 76% of americans want a.i. regulated. 59% of them think that, you know, that the government is not capable of doing it properly. and 39% think it doesn't have

the ability to do it properly. >> and 32% have a positive view of kamala harris, right? so we're getting down to the numbers here. and i think it's wonderful and amazing and great, and this is the american way. this is how it should work that elon musk is saying, okay, i couldn't get the pause, remember the six month pause he wanted? fine, i'll start my own company, and and he hired three really genius people from all the other companies, he hired them away, and now they can fight it out. does anybody here think washington's really going to help? they're so far behind, they're not ready. you should count upon the people who are working on this and maybe be out there in silicon valley a little bit more or make them come to you. if i were here, this is what i used to do, i used to hate talking about the budget more than anything. and i would have to speak e at the briefing about when the president's budget came out, and you'd are is are to learn all the numbers, so i wouldn't ever want to do it. she has the a power to ask anybody in the world to join her

at the podium to say i am leading this group on artificial intelligence. i just met with the most amazing group of people, they are so smart, they are patriotic, they're leading the charge on this. there are some opportunities, there are some challenges, i'm going to turn this over to these two people, and they're going to explain it to you. please, e gentlemen, go ahead. and then you don't look like a dunce as i would have if i had been talking about the budget. >> greg, explain the budget like kamala would have. >> budget, the budget is everything. [laughter] everything. it's not just some things, but it's everything together. >> at one time. [laughter] >> together at one time. so important that we have this together at once in one time a budget, a budget, and we do it every year at one time. >> we do it -- >> we try to, and that's -- >> and we never stick to it. [laughter] >> up next, a hollywood star

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♪ ♪ in another hollywood actor is breaking with the woke succession star bryan cox telling pearce mayor tobacco began his blunt opinion on the liberal ideology that's all over tinseltown and who is to blame for it. >> the whole work culture, i think, is truly awful. i don't know where it comes from. i don't know -- who are the arbiters of this shaming? >> right. >> and it's very hard to pin them down. it turns out it's usually a bunch of millennials. >> right. and who gave them the halos? >> i don't know. i mean, i suppose in a way they're probably saying, well, you all screwed it up, so we may as well do something about it. [laughter] but it's from the wrong, it's the wrong, comes from the wrong place.

>> it's refreshing when people are just themselves, right, greg? >> yeah. it's funny because, hike, i've never heard him with his british accent. because he's, you know, the character isn't british. >> yeah, he is. >> is he? >> yeah. >> he was born in scotland in the show and in real life. >> really? wow. maybe i'm getting him confused with minute else. anyway, millennials aren't the only people at fault here because millennials terrify everybody who's older. hike, you just tell them to shut up, who's going to -- why don't you just tell them to shut up, but they don't. they're too scared. they're afraid these millennials will go to hr, but succession's entertaining because they have great writing, ask is you can't have great writing if there's some kind of safety filter placed on it which is what millennials do. that's not funny because that might hurt minute's feelings. you know, my mother had a bad leg, and this joke -- everybody has something that they're sensitive about.

that's why nobody should be sensitive. you should be able to offend every single person no matter what. >> yeah. i like watching shows when i say, oh, my gosh, i can't believe they just said that. and he was -- that show, succession, was like that. he seems like he must be like his character, in real life he's like the character he plays -- >> that's why i like the office, very, very verier ref --er rev rent. you don't even know what that word means, greg. we used to have a frontier in this country when pioneers used to push out. then we had a cultural struggle with the russians, ideological. people had a meaning for their lives. we don't have any meaning anymore. you sit, you stare at a screen, and you're jealous of all the successful people that you're looking at on social media. so in order to feel better -- not be better, not do better, in order to feel better, they have to tear people down on the internet x. that gives their life a purpose p. and when they see someone get canceled or when

they see someone apologize, they say, yeah, i'm superior, i did something. see? i started that. i was in the mob. and the only way you stop that is like greg said, tell 'em to shut up. don't get eatennen alive by the mob. don't let other people get eaten alive by the the mob. they'll just go feed somewhere else, and that's what you want. >> okay. judge, do you like conservative british guys? [laughter] i mean, i do, obviously. >> oh, he is. >> i think so. >> he's not to your hollywood liberal. you know how i see this? when i was a judge, there was a certain set of principles or standards from which i worked, and you would interpret those principles, standards, the law, and then you would draw a conclusion based upon that. these people, there are no principles. there's no fundamental basics. it's just they use free speech to decide whether or not you should be canceled, ostracized or, you know, demonized.

and that's what they've been able to get away with. so there's no principle they work from, it's just you hurt my feelings, and i want you gone, i want you out of my life, and you're a worthless piece of garbage. and, you know, you're right, jesse, but why can't we get rid of them? why can't we just say you're full of crap, i'm sick of your safe spaces, i'm sick of you being such a wimp, you know? >> well, some people are scared and other people have directed the mob to attack their enemies. >> and i also, i do think greg might be right. i think that if you were to google -- >> yes. >> -- might not be as conservative as i think he might be. [laughter] i'm remembering something -- >> yeah, about fox. he was very mad at fox. [laughter] >> yeah. we'd love having him on the network. thank you so much for coming on -- harold? >> i don't disagree. i think whoever appoints these arbiters, and they generally are a group of people who have, don't have an understanding that you got to forgive and that you've got to be more focused on

healing and less on the hurt and the wound from something ten years ago, twenty years ago, even twenty days ago. but i like what he said at the end when he said, look, they probably are doing this, these young people, because we screwed some things up. but the way they're doing it is not constructive, it's not productive, and it's not going to cause a healing. and i agree with you, this mob comes after you, you've got to tell 'em to shut up. and the next guy or woman has got to tell them to shut up. not because they may not be raising a legitimate issue, it's because where they're coming from. we should confront some of the ugliness in society, but we shouldn't penalize and punish people for the rest of their lives because a 27-year-old -- >> harold, if the mob ever comes for you, we will get -- defend you. >> i'll call you tonight. [laughter] >> did you find anything? >> yes, yes. bryan cox had two choice words for fox news. quote, the devil. >> oh, well -- >> which i take as a come application. >> but we still like you, sir. coming up, americans are now

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♪ ♪ [laughter] >> more american couples are getting, check this out, a sleep divorce and choosing to hit the sack in different rooms from their spouse. more than a third are going to bed separately to avoid snoring, stolen covers and their partner's early alarms. some say it works wonders for their marriage. [laughter] jesse, is this -- do you find that this is a strategy that you're pursuing? >> i don't snore, so that's not a problem. she steals covers. i steal 'em back, so we're even. the alarm thing is an issue. she's making me put my alarm in, like, the bath with room, and then she doesn't like the bathroom area door open, and then i can't hear it because the door's closed. so i bought one of those classic ones that, like, you don't plugging in, and that's too loud. so that's a real issue in the marriage right now. [laughter] >> well, if you let her have the covers, maybe you wouldn't have to deal with that. >> there's plenty of covers to go around, judge.

>> there is. [laughter] >> son of a -- [laughter] i knew there was someone in there! >> i'm at the foot of the bed. >> is there -- is this something that -- >> so when i was in the white house years, i wasn't a great sleep or, and peter snored quite a bit. and i was not kind, okay? like, some wives would be, please, honey, could you turn over? i would get so mad because as soon as i woke up, that was me, up for the rest of the night. i somehow he stopped snoring. i don't know how. so that has been very good. i understand why my grandparents eventually, because the snoring thing can drive you crazy. i think that trying to stay together in the bedroom is very important: i also, though, understand it's not just the alarm, it's the light at night of the phone. >> oh, yeah. >> can you turn that off. and also if they're scrolling through instagram and all of a sudden it starts playing, like, horrible music. it has happened once -- >> no phones in bed.

>> judge, you got -- greg, you got a perspective on this? >> yes. i'll the tell you, the worst thing -- i got a french bulldog. that snores like a rest home of carnival clowns. [laughter] i mean, it's just, i mean, the noises that come out of a french bulldog are straight out of a warner brothers cartoon from like the 1930s. it's, like -- [laughter] people know this if you have one, you'll wake up and hear this insane noise, and you don't even know what orifice it's coming from. you know what i was thinking? isn't the opposite of that better? like, not a sleep divorce, but a waking divorce. so you just never see your spouse until you go to bed. uh-huh? isn't that good? like, never see them at all, and you come in and you're, like, strangers. >> i mean, it's a take. >> you know what i'm saying? you know, being around people, that's what kills the marriage, let's be honest. marriages die because you get

sick of people. >> make her miss you. >> yes, exactly. >> you guys are wrong. >> it's a strategy. what do you think about this, judge? [laughter] >> what's going on here? >> i got nothing to say. i have three poodles, they don't snore -- >> they're in bed with you? >> no, they're in the bedroom. they're not in bed with me. they're bigger than i am, okay? but they don't snore. they're very nice. you know what? look, i think a good night's sleep is essential. all right? if you can work it out so that the two of you can sleep together, like, i leave -- my phone is my alarm, but i keep it down so i don't see the light at night. and i like the lights, the shades open, and those -- >> yeah, that's a no-no. >> we're not sleeping together. >> no, we're not. ever. [laughter] >> and then i like, i like a lot of covers, okay?

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♪ >> omt, judge? >> okay, the all-american summer concert series continues tomorrow on fox square with elevation worship. show up at 11 a.m. at 48th and sixth avenues in midtown man hat fan -- manhattan. register now at fox&friends.com. music starts at eight. then, today is national french friday, and to celebrate, we have an assortment of fries from different restaurants including one of my favorites, dell

frisco's. we also have an array of dipping sauces because even loves -- we've got mcdonald's here, what is everybody's kind of fry and dipping sauces? >> i like mcdonald's. >> i like the chick-fil-a sauce. >> i go for mcdonald's. >> really? >> all right. greg? >> i love mcdonald's. >> really? >> animal fat. >> did you taste del frisco's? >> i'm not going to promote del frisco's. >> why? [laughter] >> because they never take my reservation. >> let me know, i'll call for you. >> that's the end of it. >> deign in. concern dana. >> this dog named chance takes his fishing very, very seriously. the clever pup rests his head on a piece of bread in the water and waits for the fish to come up and then he snatches one. that is clever. i mean, we're worried about

a.i.? we should be worried about chance, the dog. in other news, guys, our friend josie by -- joey jones will be doing two book signings, tomorrow at 4 p.m. in pensacola, and his book is unbroken bond, and you can purchase it at foxnews.com/books. >> i'm going to be in florida this weekend. you know, he didn't tell me he was going to be there. all right, tonight, 11 p.m., dana perino, kat timpf, tom shillue, you couldn't get a whiter panel -- [laughter] if you taught a class in white people, i don't know. do i want to do this? corgis, sports betting. take a look at this, you guys can bet on which corgi is going to win this eating contest. >> they're not both corgis. >> big ears. >> i think they're both corgis -- >> no, i'll take the corgi. >> okay, let's go. >> roll it.

>> this is funny. >> see, on the left. >> i won. >> you didn't even say anything. >> yes, i did, i said the one with the big ears. >> are they eating food or poop? >> the corgi wins. and i think we learned nothing from that. jessesome. >> like usual. you guys think american politics is heated? watch kosovo. check out the parliament over there. someone threw water on the prime minister, all hell broke with loose. this is something i like, even the women get involved. >> yeah! [cheers and applause] >> look at this, hit 'em in the face, scratch, eye gouge. >> wow. >> it's still kosovo, so no one cares. >> jesse! >> this is exactly like "the view" when they bring doughnuts to the crew. >> the white house cocaine, cover-up at seven. >> yes, coke. >> this delta flight attendant helped out these newlyweds who

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