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assumptions regular television that's why this always works. kat: catch me on gutfeld at 10:00 p.m. as part of the new fox news primetime lineup that is all for "fox news" tried to set your dvr 2:10 p.m. eastern, every saturday right here on "fox news" and i am kat timpfy and good nightno from new york city. >> greg: thank you. keep clapping! don't stop! don't ever stop! oh, is this real? happy wednesday, everybody. so it seems the country is running out of one of the most celebrated natural resources, and it's not oil or natural gas, eric swalwell has that covered. it's victimhood.
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only in america today could people who are richer, more pampered and more celebrated than you are claim to be victims of the rest of us. but like sharing a bucket of sardines with joy behar, there's only so much victimhood to go around. and so they're going to greater and greater lengths to extract new sources of whining, mining for whining and this gold rush is currently being led by megan rapinoe mostly famous for damaging brands she endorses and much less for playing women's soccer and her happily endorsed biological men playing women's sports of course now that she no longer plays. and to her it's the men who are the victims, not the girls they beat or replace. she recently told time mag we as a credit are trying to legislate away people's humanity. now we care about women's sports? that's total [bleep]. and show me all the trans people taking advantage of being trans in sports.
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it's just not happening, end quote. well, meghan, it is happening. trans are clobbering women in sports literally. it's not our fault if you can't read or operate a smart phone. but she's right in one respect. no one cares about women's sports as much as we care about fairness or line cutting, which is men who say they're women are doing. the line to the winner's circle is always shorter if you're a dude playing women's sports. tennis legend martina navratilova backhanded the hysterics with a single word. yikes. she's an eloquent woman and reminder she once called me an ass wipe. so you know she's smart. call me martina. rapinoe also claimed dave chappelle making jokes about trans people directly leads to violence, whether it's verbal or otherwise, against trans people. of course the time reporter didn't push back. you would think a major
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journalistic outlet would ask rapinoe one simple question. what violence are you talking about? but like people who find me unattractive, they're nowhere to be found. so where are the stats? i guess that's a tough follow-up question reserved for only republicans. but is there evidence that debating this topic has somehow led to mass violence against trans people? or is that claim just meant on shut down the debate. is there some database that we don't know about? is it one of the secret ones merrick garland has that has instances of white supremacy and terrorism. maybe it's in the white house with the quo cane results jeffrey epstein's visitor list and joe biden's cognitive test. truth is, as it so often is, the reverse. when biological men, people we used to simply call men, participate in women's sports, it's the women who get hurt. well, men, too, if you count the gamblers who put their money
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down on the women. take this incident where a biological male played high school volleyball on a woman's team and at one point he spiked the ball so hard his female opponent suffered a concussion. and volleyball, as you know, is a non-contact sport. it's true, none of those players ever let me near them. what happens when men enter women's hockey? boxing? mma? does anyone with a functioning cortex not think that if lebron james took a few hormones and threw a dress on he wouldn't dominate the wnba and make it somewhat interesting? he could get more points in a basketball game than kat did on her sats. also, the only demonstrated violence around dave chappelle was against dave chappelle when he was attacked on stage. the media seems to forget that violence while chasing imaginary occurrences of other violence. now just because some bio man
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physically hurt some woman in sports, doesn't mean all trans athletes do. that's a bunch of [bleep]. if i wanted to smear people i would work at a mud spa. but proponents can smear away if you dare as a parent say it's wrong for known beat girls in sports or that activist doctors can override you on removing your child's healthy organs then you're called a trans-phobe, because these days it pays to choose ideology over biology and for a feminist who's turned against women it's to make herself a hero because she's got no more goals to score. she wants to be the next mlk or gandhi or gutfeld. but don't fall for it. she's just throwing girls under the bus for enhanced status. and, finally, most important of all, let's not blame violence on jokes. if someone stuffs kilmeade in a locker, that's on them. >> period! >> greg: let's welcome tonight's
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guests. if you can say her name three times fast, you're if it to drive, outnumbered cohost kayleigh mcenany, kayleigh mcenany, kayleigh mcenany. he's seen more bad pitches than a catcher for the mets, shark tank star kevin o'leary! [cheers and applause]. >> greg: new yorkers have remorse for not betting on this horse. former new york congressman lee zeldin [cheers and applause]. >> greg: and she was the inspiration for raccoons eating out of your trash can, fox news contributor kat timpf! [cheers and applause] >> greg: kevin, welcome to the show. >> kevin: thank you. >> greg: you look as o'leary as ever. you always look the same, very -- >> kevin: that's what i like about me. >> greg: very persuasive. you never change. you're just like, i feel like you're just oozing money, like
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gold because onjust flows from your armpit. >> i feel even better. >> greg: let's say i want to make a pitch to you because i think this is a profitable idea. why not a league for trans athletes? why not, like, i don't know, pick a sport you like. >> kevin: pickleball. >> greg: pickleball. do you think men are better at pickleball than women. >> kevin: this is why i think you have a great idea for a solution here. you start with leagues, let's say you started as a man or you started as a woman. those resist two leagues basically have gone for decades, that works. but if you decide to make a change, for whatever reason, and i'm pro people i'm pro trans i'm pro everybody. >> greg: their money's green. >> kevin: whatever. exactly. but now you come into the new third category which everybody seems to accept and you play each other so that at least you level the playing field on physical ability. so a trans league in pickleball i would invest in that. i've been offered lots of pickleball leagues and i haven't gotten into the sport yet but that league i would put some
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dollars into. >> greg: i have never played pickleball and for that reason i'm out. i love cornhole. i came to cornhole late in life and it's hard to tell if there's any biological differences between men or women, right? but it would be interesting to see studies on cornhole. [laughter] >> greg: where am i? >> i would not give up your day job. >> greg: this is why i'm not rich kayleigh. you know, as a sports gambler, you must often think about this. >> kayleigh: yes. >> greg: like do you look at the teams and see how many trans women are on the team before you bet? because men, the men who are now women will dominate. let's say it's women's basketball and there are four trans females, they're going to win. >> kayleigh: yes. you always have to bet on the tran take it from sports bettors. always have o this is ridiculous, this is a contest
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between empty platitudes and science, right? the left loves that word until the science doesn't benefit their platitudes. for instance the don't say gay bill, that is a platitude, we all know that really means not putting sex in kindergarten classrooms. that's what it means. but the science, beloved dr. fauci pbeloved anthony fauci, where are you? because i did some research for your show, national institute of health on their web site a journal article says ultimately the former male physiology of trans women athletes provides them with a physiological advantage because even if you're taking hormones, the testosterone post natal and during puberty affects you differently but my favorite take of all is megan and notice, i always say her name wrong. >> greg: who knows. >> kayleigh: david axle rod, she would be an interesting politician some day if she were so inclined. i don't know if i would rather her be a politician or princess
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kate whatever her name is meghan but take your pick. >> greg: interesting comparison. lee, i think that this-yo really care about female women's soccer. i didn't even know it existed until today. but the side that she takes is outside the field. because if there are kids in locker rooms or kids at pools and they have to change, that's where it's the problem. it's like, nobody really cares about the soccer, they care about what happens when there's a guy in the locker room and she just sides with the guy. if there's a guy that's in your locker room and he's kind of aroused, which has happened >> kat: what locker room are you in? >> greg: the fox locker room. you'll hear about this. like there will be a woman with an erect penis in a locker room or there will be a hair technician, right, a hair technician, and a guy or a female will ask them to like remove the hair around his
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testicles. yes. you can google this stuff. my point being, my point being that she's taking the side of somebody that she perceives as a victim when in fact it's the other people who are the victims. is there a question in there? and my second question, my second question, lee, is, did you become a golf pro? >> lee: not at all. i want to take a pass on this question give it to kat i'll take the next one >> kat: thank you. >> lee: i think that, first off, you know, i have 16-year-old girls just finished 11th grade a whole lot of parents across the country, they directly relate to this and they're seeing that you have people in elected office who aren't looking out for their own kids, their prioritizing other political agendas that might end up sacrificing the safety and security of their own kids. if messi wake up tomorrow and decide they're trans and because
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of that the u.s. soccer team can't get gold, can rapinoe say that's fair. if some trans athlete is snatching a slot from some other women to be part of the u.s. women's soccer team denying her of her dream, can you really argue that that's right? rapinoe is engaging in a particular attack on women competing in u.s. women sports that actually is the biggest attack i'm even aware of and there's a lot of irony that it's megan rapinoe engageing in that entire attack. i think there's a relatability to parents out there who see the connection to maybe their own kids upbringing. >> greg: that's a good point. but i don't have kids so i don't make that leap. thank god. sniveling little bastards. did you see my e-mail about the athletes in the 2016 olympics? >> kat: guess i missed it. >> greg: it's interesting, you might know this because it's
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canada. 2016 olympics, three runners were all trans that won first, second and third. it was like the 800 meter -- eww, there's water on my phone. >> is everything okay? >> greg: it's interesting all of them and it wasn't news because it was canada. do you know what i'm talking about. you don't know what i'm talking about. >> kevin: i've heard this story before. again canada's first in something. >> greg: and they have my favorite teacher. kat take us home >> kat: i think the way we're having this conversation is wrong and not good for anybody. in society. >> greg: this show is the best conversation arena for anything [cheers and applause]. >> greg: how dare you. how dare you >> kat: yeah, especially when you try to say that i'm saying something i'm not so you can get applause. that really means a lot to me. what i mean is, when we talk about how, you know, people say you can't make jones about trans people, that actually, you know,
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treating them as untouchable, that puts them in another separate different category of their own which actually is the opposite of what these activists are saying they want, which is what they should want, which is to be included. i think that obviously like any group, trans people are not a monday a list they're individuals in this group that are different things they'll have in common with the rest of us such as they care about their friends and family, they don't give a [bleep] about women's soccer. and they've been lumped into this whole big issue and it seems to be people want to capitalize off of them and use them as a pawn in an argument that just divides us further and i don't think that does anybody any good. >> greg: i think that's a fair comment >> kat: thank you. >> greg: but i still got applause >> kat: i know that is important to you. >> greg: it is important to me >> kat: i'm happy you're happy. >> greg: applaud again [cheers and applause]. >> greg: before we go tickets are available for my book tour with special guest tom sha lieu clear water fort myers providence and reading
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>> gutfeld presents another vegas story. what the hell just happened and whatever it was, what the hell was that? >> greg: yeah, he flaunted his junk putting gamblers in a funk. a 35-year-old tourist, aren't they all, was arrested after bizarre nude is ca paid at harrah's casino on sunday. tmz giving me the video no doubt doing god's work. brian, i don't know his last name. strolling along but things took a turn for the worst when he hopped on a table. roll it.
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>> greg: that was the roulette table. but who knows if his ball landed on red or black. yeah. but here's where it really gets good. that is disgusting. i didn't even see that! wow, that makes this joke a little bit more troubling. but, trust me, it's nothing i haven't seen innen the fox and friends green room. but security finally showed up and got him under control. brian's family told the new york post his behavior was completely out of character, someone spiked his drink with a hallucinogenic drug at a bachelor party earlier that night which explains his altered state of mind. apparently he doesn't remember a
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thing that happened. his wife is 33 weeks pregnant, says they're good people and her husband's a great person and he would never act in such a way. and that he's the victim. they just bought a home together. brian, a computer program was still busted for disorderly conduct and five counts of indecent exposure. he was also slapped with a battery charge for allegedly slugging, slugging a 1-leggedman. probably for putting his remaining foot down. but the question remains, why would a normal male decide to ruin his life? is it obviously a case of being drugged? we go to our experienced expert on the unique affect of elicit substance. >> kayleigh: not me! no. >> greg: kayleigh, i'm so interested in this story because i think that like we hear of people getting drugged and
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turning into something that they're not. his friends say that he was claiming that he was feeling unusual after having a drink. what do you believe? do you believe that this is just like a crime that happened to him, not a crime he committed? >> kayleigh: well, first i believe i've been defamed as a sports bettor and a drug connoisseur. take it back. i thought deeply about this story. it is very peculiar and apparently he said he was just sitting around talking about homeowner's insurance. >> greg: right. >> kayleigh: and then someone comes to him with a drink and it was a pretty innocuous drink seemingly and 10-15 minutes later he gets paranoid and runs out and does this? i'm sorry something doesn't add up. i'm just glad it's long island man and florida man so i don't have to claim this individual. >> greg: i would like to give a shout-out to our blurrer. >> kayleigh: that's good blurring. >> greg: had a very busy week blurring a lot of things. imagine what his nightmares are like being the blurrer, the
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things they can't see they can't talk about the problems they bring home to their family. i don't want to talk about it. and his wife is blurred. look at me for once, she yells! he can't see anything. okay. the expert here, she didn't give an answer. that guy's dancing. can you be spiked with an elicit substance and still dance like that? that's what i'm wondering? >> kat: i think it's the only explanation for dancing like that. like alcohol, oh, he got too drunk. he seemed to be possessed by something. i'm completely on his side because regardless of any dispute about whether he was drugged or not, there's no dispute that that's actually what you should say. >> greg: yeah. >> kat: these are smart people. these are smart people. these are good people. and his wife, this is relationship goals. she's pregnant, she's not mad at all. she's like it is horrible what someone did to my husband.
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anyone who's just mad about this is mad they don't have that kind of relationship at home. screw all these jobers, look at our happy relationship. no this right here is the relationship we should all strive to have. >> absolutely >> kat: this baby is the luckiest baby in the world. >> lee: i take a completely different tact on this. when you go to vegas all the casinos look the same. this was harrah's i think? they're all the same. now how do you differentiate yourself? you get performance artists. that's what he is. if i knew i could see that guy perform every night let's say 8:00. >> greg: you can at my place. >> kevin: i'm telling you there's no reason for him to get arrested that's a performance, it's eclectic art and at this particular ca enon every night at 8:00. they'll get thousands more people streaming in there. that's marketing. that's marketing. >> greg: that's it. and you would invest in that
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>> kevin: i'm going to invest right now. >> greg: lee do you have a law degree? >> lee: on i do. >> greg: i knew you were a lawyer. have you ever held the gutfeld theory of insane exxonration, that if you commit a crime you do it with such absurdity that the only excuse could be insanity. so if i were to mug you, which you would probably beat me up but let's say you were asleep, i mug you and then draw all over you and then spend the money on like furbies and then you go he's not guilty by insanity. is he insane? what would you do if you were defending him? >> lee: first off there was a whole block on this studying for the bar exam on your theory. i feel like i'm an expert but not as much of an expert as you. i would say there has to be some level of, i don't know if insanity's the right word, but i believed the theory that there was something in his system making him act like this.
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i love how the saying has withstood the test of time by the way, what happens in vegas ends up on gutfeld. this is so appropriate that we're talking about it. >> greg: people underestimate the effects of like substances. i always go back to that guy on the plane, it was connecticut, and he ended up defecating on the drink cart. >> oh, god. >> greg: and he was an md, a nice guy. but he had like some kind of pill and he went up and lost his mind. i think we all should say a prayer for people who defecate on drink carts. >> kayleigh: yikes. >> greg: i don't know why i brought that up. don't look at me like i have a problem >> kat: i know you can't help yourself. >> greg: up next a zoo say for moms, from centrum. ♪ this new mom ♪ ♪ here i go ♪ ♪ i am strong and brave i know ♪ ♪ with a little time for me ♪ ♪ no doubt i will get through ♪ ♪ loving me is loving you ♪ ♪ new from centrum. the women's choice multivitamin brand.
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visitors to stop showing cell phone videos to the gorillas as some content can be upsetting and affect their relationship and behavior within their family. sounds familiar, right? so what videos could be so bad that they would risk ruining an entire family? was it this? >> step in there and hit the ball. look at that. look at that. oh! >> johnny! >> oh! >> greg: or was it this? >> imagine that! [screaming]. >> greg: or could it be this? ♪ ♪
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♪ ♪ >> greg: he didn't think anybody would notice. anyway the zoo noted that certain videos were proving to be addictive. our researchers prove that all have one thing in common. but the zoo supervisor says she's especially worried about what a younger gorilla might see. on the other hand he said younger gorillas might find it comfort comforting to see a another primate. for more we go to world's foremost monkey expert taking questions from the press. >> doctor, you say enjoy. does that mean sex with monkeys is back on the menu? >> yay, so no cell phone videos. what about erotic photography? if you're interested my cousin
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takes tasteful nudes. >> wait, doctor, but the animals are nude so can we be nude while we watch the animals? >> greg: kat, i wonder, who does the monkey sounds? is that joe mackey? oh, thank you. however that was >> kat: that guy in the audience has more inside knowledge than i do. >> greg: what's happening to the primates is exactly what's happening to these primates that social media, the phones, are affecting them. this is amazing right? amazing stuff >> kat: yes, and that's exactly why i'm going to now toss to another video. >> greg: really? >> how will the show be different in our new time slot? for starters we're throwing caution to the wind and adding a second exclamation point to the logo. take that cnn. gutfeld now airing one hour
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earlier beginning july 17th. >> kat: i think the zoo did a bad thing because i didn't want to go show videos to gorillas before. now i do. they're like, oh the young gorilla will be addicted i'm like a want a gorilla to be addicted to me. do you know how powerful that would make me feel walking around thinking somewhere there's a gorilla who can't stop thinking about me. >> greg: and if he could get out he would avenge all who made you feel pain >> kat: exactly you get it. >> greg: like many weird things kevin it happened in canada. what's going on in your strange little city, if i may. >> kevin: i've said this many many times about canada, i was born in montreal so i have a right to say this i have a canadian passport. i'm also irish, just throwing that in, but i'm saying canada is the richest country on earth run by idiots. en a i get a lot of criticism for it and i always say which part of that statement's wrong?
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it's really rich and really run by idiots. on this issue with the primates, though, let me speak on behalf of the gorilla community. >> greg: okay. >> kevin: you lock us in cages, we got nothing to do. it gets really, really boring and then you take our videos away? what are you talking about here? i speak primate and we're pissed. that's it. >> greg: lee, where are you on this? are you as outraged as we are that we're depriving these monkeys of videos or are you thinking it might be a threat to their psychological well-being. you have ten seconds. >> lee: i think we reached this moment where we're actually doing a better job raising monkeys and gorillas than we are raising your own kids. you want to take your five year island to drag queen story hour, brilliant what could go wrong. but don't show that monkey a video of another monkey eating a banana because that [bleep]'s just bonkers. [cheers and applause]
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>> greg: i sense an idea, kevin, for shark tank. drag queen story hour for monkeys. five monkeys, five monkeys, four monkeys, made in canada, where it's cheaper but beautiful. kayleigh, we did this story as an excuse to bring back our monkeypox spokesperson. >> kayleigh: my daughter's obsessed with that monkey spokesperson, you had it sitting out and a received arm sitting out and my daughter was like mommy where is there a bloody arm over at gutfeld. i spent the morning researching nato and bidenomics and then i saw this was a story and it's the one story of the day i could not come up with a point for so i just decided to order my uber eats during this, so i apologize. that's my point. >> greg: what did you get. >> kayleigh: i've done that before on the so taco bell.
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>> greg: you've ordered before while on here. >> kayleigh: yeah. >> greg: disgusted. we have to move on, canadians won't be trippin
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yeah. so why don't we go to you first, kevin. where is your story from and what is it? >> you know when we put these little things in our ears called ifbs and i've been doing this for years on shark tank and they want i want to test your mic. >> i always say film at 11:00 because i grew up watching buffalo news and everything burns there. and the local news is always about the fire. so it's ingrained in my head that that's my test. i always love stories about burning stuff because they really always lead local news. people are intrigued. why is that thing burning? that's my house burning. like it is a always burning and in buffalo even in the winter, burning. it's rome. they should rename it rome. 'always burning that's it. speaking of emmys i want to throw this out shameless pro motion for me, shank tank just got nominated again an hour ago. we're very excited about this, we never win. >> greg: i'm going to tell you
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something, it's a badge of dishonor to be nominated i've never been nominated, this show and the five, we're huge. we never get nominated because we're fox. >> kevin: your day will come. >> greg: i don't want that day. that day is over what was your story. >> kevin: my story was about burning. >> greg: it had to be a specific story apparently our producers did not fill you in. >> kevin: i saw it and i just said no, i'm not going there, i'm going with my story. >> greg: you know what i think you are? i think you are an ars tonight. that's what you are. lee what's your story. >> lee: a public service announcement for the ladies of gotham he's not quite single but ready to awkwardly mingle. the greatest mayor in the history of new york city ask said no one ever is on the prowl looking for his very own big bird. for any lucky lady out there, maybe she's feeling down on her luck, she's looking for a night
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filled with unforgettable shame and regret. well, build de blasio's asking for you to swipe right on his dating app. and make the biggest mistake of your entire life. bill de blasio is on the prowl looking for you, lucky lady. >> greg: do you know that they're not getting divorced either. they're going live together and have an open relationship. >> kayleigh: that will go well. >> greg: imagine it can't get any worse. i mean, you are living with him now you just add another person? >> kevin: . >> lee: that's new york they should tax them for that. >> greg: kayleigh. >> kayleigh: japanese steak house in florida people got a little something extra in their soy sauce and it was methamphetamine. >> greg: no. this is like our b block. >> kayleigh: right. so going back to my defamation of b block. they tested and found methamphetamine on soy sauce
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packets unopened and on bottles, the restaurant had to shut down which is sad because they had nothing to do with it. and the big question is who brought coke to the west wing and who brought meth to the steak house in south florida. >> greg: what is the name of the steak house. >> kayleigh: nicko japanese steak house >> kevin: i'm going there >> kat: the big question is who narced. >> greg: every -- let's be honest. do you own restaurants. >> kevin: yeah. >> greg: let's face it the kitchens are with drugs. >> kevin: not anything that i invest in, that never happens. >> greg: really? all right, well, i don't have any evidence of that anyway. kat? >> kat: in indiana. >> greg: uh-huh. that's a state. >> kat: a cat, right there, it got her head call in a wall and the fire department got her out, don't worry guys, she's fine.
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here's my question, though. why was the fire department necessary for that. >> kevin: i told you, burning >> kat: whoever made the hole in the wall can make it bigger. why did you feed to involve the fire department. >> greg: you know what's interesting? do you this i the fire department has a lot of times on their hands? you're an expert on arson. this whole first responder thing in new york they come out now for everything. they're obliged -- where is that anyway? indiana, they're required to come out when there's a phone call they have to go. that's why they always show up no matter what >> kat: so if i'm ever feeling a little bit lonely >> greg: yes. >> kayleigh: wait i thought that picture was kevin's story i thought it was a burnt cat. >> does that cat looks like it was hosed down and electrocuted. >> kayleigh: that's why i thought it was your story >> kat: looks like the cat would
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be better off with whatever's going on on the other side of the wall. >> greg: we have to move on. up next can chipot
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invasion of the guac bots. kevin, chipotle is testing a robot called the auto cotto that did cut out core and peele avocados faster than a human can. is this the future of food? you own many restaurants. this would help reduce theft because the avenue 0 cad 0 cutter wouldn't be there to steal things. >> kayleigh: it all started with the zoom ba now it's avocados, are manning os next. these robots are going to replace a lot of jobs and i don't necessarily think it's a bad thing. the problem is i've been looking at this these are really expensive. you can hire a lot of people for what it costs. they say it makes it much, much faster but the chef in me says how does it taste? i'm very worried about the flavor profile of that crushed up avocado. and until i taste it. >> i can't endorse it. >> greg: that's an interesting thing because i believe that
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things taste better, lee, when there is human suffering involved. so if a machine is crushing the avocado, the avocado won't taste as good as if somebody's working it themselves for almost no money. i want peasants crushing my avocado so when i eat it it tastes delicious. does that make me wrong? >> lee: a little bit. listen, i don't think that these workers want to have to be on the avocado crushing duty. i can't be the most glorious part of this job. you know, all of us, we have these stories of, you know, how we started and some of our original, maybe we had some retail experience. if i had this as an experience, my daughters are 16, if they had a job like this, i think they would be fine with not having to do this part of it. as far as the tasting, you're absolutely right that's the most important point, i defer to
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kevin, the expert on this topic. >> kevin: chef wonderful. >> lee: listen, i think chipotle has a good thing going for them and maybe it ends up resulting in employees being more happy they don't have to deal with it >> kat: you've never worked in a restaurant, right? sometimes you want to be away. i used to like to do dishes sometimes because the manager guy who just got out of prison liked to flirt with me even though i was 16. he couldn't do that when i was doing dishes. >> greg: was this at boston market >> kat: no this was another job i had in high school. >> greg: i have a theory and you might ignore it >> kat: fair. >> greg: how did guacamole become a thing? because it was one thing that could transition from a condiment to its own self. mayonnaise can't do that. why is guac so special >> kat: mayonnaise is in everything. i don't know. i guess i forgot to research the history of guacamole. i hate when i do that.
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>> greg: all right. enough of your crap. oh, i worked at boston market, i'm different >> kat: besmirch boston market. >> greg: it's not really a market. that's the inning this. i go in there it's not boston market. >> what happened to boston market >> kat: i quit and the whole company. >> i remember that going to zero. they this good turkey and mashed potatoes that's the only thing i remember. >> no robots to save it. >> greg: they needed it. last word to you, a robot to take over all of our competitive work. >> kayleigh: yes, ai except you're irreplaceable so ai will not be able to replace you greg gutfeld. no, never. >> greg: she's right you know. >> kayleigh: all i will say is this is food snobbery elitism, boston market, chipotle, taco bell we get our beef squeezed out of a tube and have cheese shreds we don't have avocados at taco bell so i don't have anything to say about it.
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