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>> earlier and earlier and earlier. heck some fans are already talking about the impact of the change. listen up, folks. >> greg gutfeld on a cable network beats all of them, okay, because he's moderately entertaining. they're not. >> unless you are an extreme righty, he is a toxic little person. >> greg: a toxic little person. easy there fredo. why does chris always have that same desperate look on his face? he's like a skydiver realizing that after jumping he packed his laundry and not a parachute. anyit's july 17th you can now add fun and truth to this date in history because this show is a delicious sandwich of both and this world needs that sandwich because it's full of unanswered questions. some we'll never get to the

bottom of. take the curious case of the white house coke. it's like an episode of scooby doo but without the investigative prowess of a talking dog. i mean, how hard would it be for scooby doo to find out whose coke that belonged to? >> i don't think we'll ever figure out whose coke it was. >> even the secret service couldn't figure it out. >> zoinks that's easy it's hunters he tried to smuggle it in with all the must be he got from china. >> i guess that wraps it up then. >> let's not good coke go to waste. >> that sounds delicious shaggy [cheers and applause] >> greg: see how easy that was? somehow from the white house there were no clues from the world's most secure building, they found no prints dna, nothing. but hey they did the best they could right?

>> they did the best they could to track down how it got there and who it might have belonged to and weren't able to come up with any forensic evidence that proves it. not the kind of thing we want to see happen and if there's things we can do to prevent that in the future, certainly we'll do that. >> greg: of course. wow, he was talking really fast, you notice that? don't know what's going on there. anyway there you have it the case file is as empty as our vp's head. maybe they should hire the view to investigate. >> so is this more fodder for the republican machine, conspiracy machine? >> no matter what the answer would have been, they were always going to blame hunter biden. they are weaponizing hunter biden against his dad as an effective tool to get his dad to lose his cool and get his dad to feel the heartache. >> and there's people that might believe it was planted for somebody so that then they could advance the hunter biden narrative. >> greg: did you catch that? according to that lady, somebody planted the cocaine to frame

hunter. because, you know, what would he want with cocaine? [laughter] >> yeah, only if there were photographic evidence of hunter's drug use, maybe then we could believe that coke belonged to him, huh? yeah, seeing the ladies of the view try and use deductive reasoning is like watching bears try to do geometry. in fact i think the view should get their own nbc series, law and order, special moron unit. [cheers and applause] >> but i guess the view does know a little about someone trying to plant coke. somebody keeps planting diet ones in their fridge. it was okay. now, consider the case of the gilgo beach killer, a task force examined 12 year old evidence and made an arrest on three

murdered women, and the slam dunk was, of course, dna from a hair that's 12 years old. remember, people, if you're going to murder someone, always wear a hair net. and just like in the idaho murder case where the cops got dna off the sheets of a nice at the crime scene, dna always at the crime scene. it's like brian kilmeade on the airwaves. he's everywhere and you can't get rid of him. according to reporting, the chances of that dna not belonging to bryan kohberger is an octillion to one. that is a one followed by 27 zeros. which sounds like geraldo's twitter account. [laughter]. >> that was pretty good. a one followed by 27 zeros. aim proud of that. i might let it sink in for a while. that's literally more than every grain of sand on earth. more of the chances jesse watters ever picks up a bar tab.

it's funny how that works. when the investigators really want to catch someone, press conferences are held, task forces are formed, mysteries get solved. but apparently, not in today's white house. seriously, how coke got there is a mystery but really how our current president got in the white house is an even bigger one! [cheers and applause]. >> it's harder to believe 80 million people voted for that mess than it is hunter was snorting lines off a bust in the lincoln bedroom. so the great white house coke caper will soon be the coldest case since my massage therapist never made it to his next appointment. yeah, these days i guess there are just things we're never supposed to know. for instance, who were the visitors to epstein's island? well, there's this guy apparently linked in co-founder reid hoffman, not only on epstein's guest list he also just gave joe's campaign 700

grand. so away goes that story. because obviously does biden's doj ever investigate people who give them that kind of cash? will we ever know what hunter promisedd the chinese businessman when he demanded five million bucks from him all while saying the big guy, you know, the vice-president, was sitting beside him? and back then without the help of a visiting angel. he got the money a few days later, by the way. will we ever learn why the wife of moscow's mayor gave hunter's company a hundred million bucks and how much of it went directly to joe and how much directly up hunter's nose. will we ever know why the energy company burisma was paying hunter a million a year but only after his daddy left office. is there a rule in the fbi handbook that says any case with the word hunter in it shouldn't be investigated. the guy's like the bermuda triangle of the beltway. things disappear and you don't have to wear pants. yeah. but really all these mysteries

really answer themselves. you know the answers. but there's one total mystery that i don't think anyone has solved. who exactly is running the country? because, america, it can't possibly be this guy. [cheers and applause] period! >> greg: let's welcome tonight's guests. she's daney, brainy but rarely complaining, host of the kennedy nation podcast, kennedy! >> after the show tonight, his mom is taking him to see mission impossible. host of the guy benson show, guy benson! [cheers and applause] >> greg: she gets sun burned indoors, fox news contributor kat timpf! [cheers and applause] >> greg: and he ate the elephant in the room.

my massive side kick and the nwa world heavy weight champion, tyrus! [cheers and applause] >> greg: guy, thank you for being here. it's very special show for me. not for you really, but that's okay. did they conclude the investigation or did they just cancel it? it seems to me they -- it wasn't even a half assed effort it was a no-assed effort. >> guy: yeah. first of all my mom is not letting me see mission impossible because it's pg-13 so maybe next year. it's insulting when the white house comes out and said, oh, this was the best we could do. no, it's not. some people try their very best and it's not good enough, like the vice-president. but for other people like the secret service, and other entities that we have in this government, if they wanted to figure out where this baggy came from, they would. they don't want to find it out. they don't want to spend the money. so this is what they've decided to just land on. like, you know, we don't care anymore. that's essentially what they're telling us. >> greg: yeah, because if you do

happen to find out, then you're obligated to say that you know. so it's better just not to do it. >> guy: right. just sort of case closed. by the way i do appreciate chris como using the technically correct person little person. >> greg: i was touched by that. >> guy: the toxic little person. >> greg: you saw he was going for the m word, right? he was going for the m word and he went little person. >> guy: i prefer toxic munchkin. >> greg: yes, i do, too. i do, too. >> guy: but that's what we call each other in sflooift did o'reilly say i was moderately entertaining? >> kat: that was so weird is he wasn't really that nice to you and also his rebuttal for him calling you -- he says he's moderately entertaining no, no, no, he's toxic. as if toxic equals boring. that's not true. nobody looks at like the most toxic relationship they ever had, looks back and says what a boring time. >> greg: so true. >> kennedy: pam and tommy, kim

and kanye, brian kilmeade and greg. >> greg: yes. brian kilmeade and greg. that was an idea for a show. i was dressed as a little dog, i would just follow him around. kennedy, why do all of these weird, unsolved mysteries go in one direction? right, you know, epstein we'll never really know, and like the server, we're never really know, the dossier we'll every really know. it only goes one direction to protect elites in power. >> kennedy: i'm sure there are a lot of people who have gone to prison for cocaine convictions who cannot get jobs who wish that law enforcement had done, welp we couldn't figure it out we went ahead and closed the case. but theirs lives were ruined for much less and turned upside down. so i'm looking at this going, man, this is just an epidemic in dc and, you know, obviously there are some threads that connect here, and it's very clear that the person who leaked the dobbs decision from the

supreme court is a coke hound who was taken it to the white house and is very power entry connected. notice how they never find the culprit in either of those cases. >> greg: yeah. it only goes in one direction. only in one direction. you can iing if out who's behind anything like this, tyrus, if you try to figure out who it helps. >> tyrus: yeah. i don't -- as a scooby doo alumni. >> greg: no, he was. you were in scooby doo. >> tyrus: yeah, i was in the scooby doo movie. the answer's there, it's like a bad four tune cookie. we know whose coke it is, it was the stripers who he buried. we know the answers to all the riddles, they're not going to eat their own. the fbi and secret service couldn't come out and blame somebody, they couldn't find a fall guy because then it would have leaked. so they just said we don't know and then we talk about it for moss. we know, it was hunter's, anyone who saw him on the balcony that night, they saw him, he had two

hits during that time. and you know how you could tell, you don't even have to watch him, watch the mom. watch the good doctor, staring at the husband with her teeth like this going get him off the balcony. get him off the balcony. do something with your son. that's all we need to know. >> greg: yes. >> tyrus: so we can all rest assured, we can relax. we know whose coke it was and who did it, they're not going to eated their own. they just say they don't know. every time they say they don't know we go okay, thank you, that's all we needed to know. >> greg: i don't like the coke shaming. it's not about the coke is it? >> kat: you always say that. it's also interesting they decided to say we give up after two weeks. they never do that, nobody ever does that, that's enough time. they could have said we're working on it until everybody just forgot about it. they're like, nope, too tough to crack, the best in law

enforcement we put in two weeks and there's no way we'll ever know. >> tyrus: when you do the investigation and pull the entire white house staff and sit them down individually and you say who is it, and they all gave you the same rehersed answer, it's frustrating. who was it, hunter's, whose coke was it? hunter's. >> guy: the best from the view was this was the republican conspiracy theme and just seconds later they go i bet the republicans planted it. no self awareness. >> greg: so true. >> tyrus: ever see a video of that, a republican wandering around, didn't supposedly that time that happened there was a bunch of arrests? >> kennedy: shouldn't we be worried that in the white house where anyone can enter in the home of the president where the public has access literally anyone from anywhere in the world can get inside, they don't have security cameras there? >> kat: huge news for big anthrax >> greg: yeah, exactly you can

get anything in there. we have to move on. this is news to the people on january 6th where you've got 20 angles of the same face. up next, stupidity diagnosed at the washington post. oh, that's nice... oh!! searchable, verified reviews. that's better than the ham, and i've never said that. booking.com booking.yeah when you're ready to go but static and wrinkles are like, nooooo! try bounce, it's the sheet. less static. less wrinkles. more softness. more freshness. bounce. it's the sheet.

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chapman would not be celebrated in the industry without that kind of middleman being a whiteman. wait a second, so is this idiot saying tracy's song wasn't famous until it was done by a white car? fast car was nominated for three grammys and won one, helped her debut album sell 20 million copies worldwide 21 weeks on the billboard hot 100 meaning she was almost as popular as me. but leave it to the washington post to make it about raceeries when it could have been a story about why this god forsaken song is still popular. it makes my ears bleed. aim sorry. anyway, here's luke singing the cover ♪ ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ >> greg: see what i mean? i mean, i don't remember it being that bad, but it's bad. meanwhile, the washington post had to issue a hugely embarrassing correction after their whack job jennifer reuben completely screwed up another story, amazing. in an op-ed title cruelty in magaism. she citeded a debunked report from business insider which claimed more people moved out of california or new york in 2021 but business insider got the numbers reversed. florida was actually getting the most new citizens. the facts would have totally contradicted rubin's argument that maga is ruining florida and making people flee which is why she chose to ignore it and embrace the debunked data anyway

t story's screw-up was humiliated for the post but rubin didn't care and didn't bother checking and that's because getting the right data would require actual work which she didn't do. seriously if she got any better at avoiding actual work, she could be vice-president. [laughter] [cheers and applause] >> greg: but you've got to wonder, where were the washington post fact checkers and editors that missed these stats that had already been debunked? you know, maybe they moved to florida. [cheers and applause] >> greg: tyrus, we did the tracy chapman story on the five and dana brought up the fact that tracy chapman said she learned how to play and write music by watching hehaw. >> yeah. >> greg: so it's like a full circle. >> tyrus: full circle. i want the audience to remember this particular story later in the evening about somebody who would not know the whole story

and then write about it anyway. just remember that. we're going to come back to that. i want to put a pin on that and we're going to come back to that at the last segment of the show. but, again, when you write with feelings facts just get in the way. it just feels right to a wokesterto say everyone's moving out of florida because of maga and everyone is moving to california because it sucks. just feels right and feels good to say chasey chapman didn't do anything with her career until a chubby white guy sung her song. feels right. feels good. fact is her song was so good, it's still good today and if you look at any songwriter in history, prince his song was great, when sinead o'connor, dolly parton had a great song whitney houston did it. so were all those people great because somebody did their cover song,' a testament to an artist someone is willing to sing their cover song. that's not as sexy as feelings.

so we need to stop paying attention to these stupid feelings of these people. [cheers and applause] >> greg: being at mtv kennedy, you probably had your fill of entertainment reporters. >> kennedy: in more ways than one greg. >> greg: i hope that's not an innuendo joke it's 10:00 now. >> tyrus: what's happening to lissow. >> greg: i always say the least capable reporter on the staff if you're reporting on entertainment you won't kill anybody. if you are a a i medical reporter you could but no one dies if you get the aerosmith lyrics wrong so the dumbest reporters in the paper are always the dumbest reporter. >> that's true and also have the most limited view of history. we don't talk about gid tanner and the skillet lickers like we should when we talk about the

song cotton eyed joe they're the ones that took the song from the 1900s and made the song popular in the 20th century but it wasn't until the ca foal onists swedish red nick rockers turned it into a hit in 1994. so there they on the backs of actual american red next and they don't get credit for that whatsoever and don't get me started on carlisle frazier and rat land bob now a gen-z and early millennial drinking song. do they get any credit? no, their bodies are littered. they're the path to hell that so many new and untalented musicians step on in order to enrich themselves. >> greg: wow. well put. you know, kat, do you want to talk to jen rubin or isist past her sell date? i don't know why she's still there. like how can somebody get things wrong so often and still have a

job? does she have pictures of somebody >> kat: it's inspiring. >> greg: it is inspiring. it is >> kat: if i ever think i did a bad job i'm like, well, i didn't do that bad. the tracy chapman thing just quickly, in the article tracy chapman herself said that she was honored to see the song on the charts that she was very happy for this luke man, whoever he is, again, i don't think he's stealing that much from her i still have no idea who he is but that was not in the washington post article until the ninth paragraph. >> greg: exactly >> kat: also, it talked a lot about the nashville community and it had exactly one quote from a person identified as being a nashville native. i feel if the community were royaling they could have found at least two. >> greg: exactly. it goes back to the some might say >> kat: it said some in the nashville music scene. where's the some? >> greg: you need to have two. one is one, two is a couple.

you need like three for some, right? i think so. i'm telling you, this is how editors think and they won't go any further than what they need to do, and if you have the race filter you can turn any story, guy, you can take a coffee mug and you can go to google and go coffee pugs racism and go are coffee mugs racist? >> guy: look at the color of that coffee mug greg. >> greg: i'm pro black. there is a little white there. >> guy: a little white. is that a reference to yourself or --. >> tyrus: no, me. >> guy: actually i'm sad you don't like this song because i-yai like this song and most americans do. and the other thing is part of the reason that tracy chapman is probably happy this is going down because she gets money from this. >> greg: right. >> guy: royalties are coming her way. her name is getting googled. there was someone saying her biggest fan who runs the fan site said explosive growth and interest in who she is, this is

a gold mine for her because people are rediscovering her talent and yet the washington post turns this into a racial story that's somehow negative. that is a really special move by the washington post. >> greg: you know what it does? it shows the difference between now and then. then they didn't say she was black and queer. now they're saying that she's black and queer and that should matter more than the song. before they didn't talk about it. i didn't know she was black or queer and i am black and queer. not really. but anyway you get my --. >> tyrus: no, you're not black. [cheers and applause] [laughter] >> greg: i am queer in the old definition of it. >> tyrus: yes, weird. >> greg: just weird. that was a good word back then: all right. >> guy: are you lamenting that you can't use the way queer the way you want to? >> greg: yes, dam it

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♪ >> a story in five words >> greg: five words, dumbest democratic campaign ad ever. >> do you have a condom? >> yeah. >> oh! >> sorry, you can't use those. >> what are you talking about? who are you? >> i'm your republican congressman. now that we're in charge, we're banning birth control. >> this is our decision, not yours. get out of our bedroom. >> i won the last election. i'm not going anywhere. i'm just going to watch and make sure you don't do anything illegal. >> greg: that's how they should do the my pillow ads. you know, he's always in the medicine cabinet. he should just walk while they're having sex. >> kennedy: absolutely right. >> greg: hey have you tried the sheets, the my pillow sheets. kennedy that was a local

democratic political ad in ohio from a lobby group who was upset about the upcoming ballot measure which they claim republicans would exploit to prevent the legalization of abortion. what are your thoughts? >> kennedy: when you've run out of ideas, show butts. >> greg: yes! >> kennedy: i think that's what we've learned. >> greg: that was a good butt. >> kennedy: it was a great butt. an enviable buttoniously camera ready and worthy of a political ad. the rest the acting was kind of garbage and i have a really hard time hearing about progressives morale eyes and when our own president wouldn't even acknowledge his seventh grandchild. >> greg: nicely done. yeah [cheers and applause] >> greg: every time he doesn't speak about it he's doing an ad for planned parenthood. think about it. it's in your head somewhere. kat, there's no way that those actors and actresses are democrats, they were too attractive. i mean, if those were actual liberals they would be out of

shape, fat, they would have a really bad hair dye job and some very crude piercings. but that is a republican body. she works out >> kat: sorry you didn't get any applause there. >> greg: for what? >> kat: for your red meat. i just am not sure that the ad will have its intended effect. because i think that there's probably a lot of men out there that would love to tell women condoms were against the law. [laughter] >> tyrus: i know one >> kat: all right, i'm voting republican now. >> greg: guy, you know, if they actually had to do the legitimate ad they couldn't do it. it's not about condoms, it's about abortion. so if they actually wanted to do the skit, how would they do that skit? because they would have to show somebody being aborted. >> kennedy: let's show them guy. >> guy: a dark thought but probably a correct one. and it's ridiculous. no one is trying to ban birth control. it's not happening. people have been having sex in ohio for many years, no problems, protected the or

unprotected the. no one's interfered. there's not someone dressed as a republican congressman showing up to interrupt your coitus unless it's a very specific kink and there's probably one or two congressmen that would probably come and play that role for free but other than that it's not happening. >> kennedy: jim jordan and warren davidson. >> guy: i did not name names. >> greg: don't name names. let our imagination run wild >> guy: matt goths. sorry, kidding that's a joke. >> greg: i see lindsey graham shirtless on horseback showing up at an isolated farm and i'm raking. do you rake on farms? shut up now. tyrus i think democrats would find this video offensive because they're celebrating heterosexuality and physical fitness, two things --. >> tyrus: greg. >> greg: tyrus, they should have two body positive women, obese women should have been jumping up and down on each other.

>> tyrus: and one of them was a breast feeding man. >> greg: a breast feeding man! wow. >> guy: chest feeding. >> tyrus: i'm sorry. >> greg: chest feeding. >> guy: thank you. >> tyrus: i don't care about any of that. i just know that i'm offended. i was so offended. we have demass calculated men in this country to the point where a dirty old man is in my bedroom and my wife did all the talking. i just laid there. >> greg: you know what? [cheers and applause] >> kat: well, because that guy didn't want to use a condom anyway. >> tyrus: or he was pissed because he came out too soon. i told you stow stay in the closet. jumped the gun again. but, no, i mean, could you just imagine that, man is in your house, you're about to go to happy town, the lights turn on and your wife saves the day. once he's out of the house do you think you're going to go

back to happy town? no, you're going to divorce court. >> greg: yeah. and you know what it says? democrat men are cucks. >> tyrus: yeah. >> guy: wow. really dmooifg 10:00 p.m. hour. >> greg: exactly >> all right, coming up we're giving praise to animals that amaze.

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> greg: welcome back to greg's animal friends or gaf. the segment where each guest shares a segment of a critter you've got to see to believe. we're doing this now because 10:00 people love pets, animals and stuff get the young demo

into animals. kat you go first >> kat: thank you. >> greg: you're welcome >> kat: i have a video of an elephant being cute. you will a see. look at the baby elephant chasing birds and clearly it's not going to work but all the older elephants are like let him figure it out who cares. hold on, here it comes, here he comes. oh, he wipes out. and then he's like, oh, hey, look, i kind of messed that up. i think that's really just a beautiful moment and it proves elephant kids are just as dumb as human ones. >> greg: yep. elephant kids. that's pretty funny. >> kat: what? >> greg: i just thought of a kid that looks like an elephant. kennedy we shouldn't make fun of kids that look like elephants. you go next. >> kennedy: i think the fact that we don't make fun of anyone anymore is why our society is crumbling. two that look cute but you can't

touch them hip pot muss and squirrels, here's a video of a squirrel playing with a woman's hair, a woman so lonely she's giving up on life and cats and started raising rodents and the only intimacy or interaction she has is when the squirrel plays with her hair and she receipts the height of her, exactly right, her o. and probably getting rabies at the same time. so she won't be with us much longer but it was fun while it lasted. greg? >> greg: that's beautiful. very beautiful. it's sad and it's beautiful. squirrel has no idea what he's being used for guy, and that's really the sad part. end squirrel trafficking. . >> tyrus: you are queer. [laughter] [cheers and applause] >> guy: or for those who just tuned in that's a callback for a

previous segment. saving your job my friend. >> tyrus: oh, they can have it. >> guy: kat i see your elephant video and i raise you an elephant video. this is also a baby elephant ten months old named brazos blowing bubbles and it is the cutest thing i've seen in the last 30 seconds. and he is just delighted wind this entire situation and that's all i've got. >> greg: how is he blowing bubbles? where's it coming from? >> guy: the trunk >> kat: no he's not blowing the bubbles there's a bubble machine in the previous screen. >> guy: i prefer to think that he's blowing bubbles >> kat: i'm fact checking you. >> kennedy: at' the man in the yellow hat, those are unicorn farts and they'll power our teslas in the near future. >> greg: you know what happened the last time i blew bubbles? he quit the circus. [laughter] [cheers and applause]

>> kat: what? >> tyrus: you want to say it tht time? >> kat: nope. nope. >> greg: all right. tyrus, close it out! >> tyrus: oh, they're not watching anymore after that one. see how i was on a plane not sure which clip you got, so if i can get a hint is it my good buddy -- yes, my good buddy at god father's xhot i can just hatched the first, some of the rarest strands of python breeds every, some of the craziest colors, a cinnamon pie ball and a banana cinnamon pie ball and a super cinnamon pie ball and one that has yet to be seen, scroll down and get the name right, it is a scaleless pinstripe pie ball and it is amazing. so when you breed snakes you try

to get exotic different cool colors and this guy has hit the jackpot and he had six unique babies that you will not see, like a fingerprint no other ones are the same. it's pretty cool. >> greg: i think they're called snakes of color, tyrus. >> tyrus: that's why cuomo doesn't like you. >> greg: i'm a toxic little person. somebody make me a shirt, tlp #cuomo, lol, lmfao, what the kids do. all right, up next >> kat: are you okay? >> greg:. >> greg: i didn't get home last night until very late and, yeah, i'm having problems >> kat: you're drooling. >> greg: i'm drooling. >> guy: how was bubbles? [laughter] [cheers and applause] >> greg: he dropped the s, he goes by buble.

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us, pretty much sold out every show, separate, not together. take that outnumbered. tyrus, i think we have tape of you. [cheers and applause] > >> greg: i don't know what you said but it must have been funny >> tyrus: i said no little people. >> greg: oh. and here's kat. ♪ ♪ >> greg: jock jams, eh? >> kat: always. >> greg: you can't be depressed with jock jams >> kat: exactly. >> greg: i showed up a little early and, well, just roll it. >> greg's out there. go out there, go out there, tease them.

oh! >> greg: oh, that hurt. [bleep] >> greg: you've got to hear and listen to the sound of that. do it again. >> oh! >> oh, that hurt. >> greg: what is wrong with me? every week something bad happens to me. >> tyrus: to be fair to you that's the first time you ever hit your head on something [cheers and applause] >> kat: also, i don't know where you get away with saying that happened to you. oh, that thing came out of nowhere. >> greg: i was not paying attention and then that happened like a half an hour before the show and my head was throbbing. thank god bubbles was there. you know, i tour with tom shillue, he opens for me. you won't believe what he does. can you hear this?

this is him doing his chanting. >> greg: i was sitting behind him drinking wine and espn -- the nascar was on and he was doing gregorian chants. >> kennedy: that's true he is learning how to gregorian chant. >> greg: all this weird stuff guy. i think he might be queer. >> guy: i don't get big crowds cheering for me. except here [cheers and applause] >> guy: yes! yes. >> greg: not bad, guy. you just might make it in tv yet. all right. don't go away. we'll be right back.

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>> greg: final thoughts, tyrus one of the stops on my comedy store ended up going back to my old university carney ma brass ca and when i graduated in 1998 i left without my degree and couldn't afford my cap and gown. one of the people, administration, remembered that and they brought my degree to me at a special event that they had planned for me i didn't know about. the only thing that made it awkward is the man i've been working with for 7.5 years, congrats planet tyrus, you are now a loper. i did not graduate this weekend. i graduated in 1998, gutfeld. very sweet. and they gave me the key to the city. it was very nice >> greg: i always wonder if the keys to the city work on everything. >> i have four and they do. >> reporter: go to people's houses and they open the houses.

>> kennedy: or a box. >> you don't have to wait for a restaurant. >> trace: just walk into people's houses interrupt their sex and make sure they can't have people's condoms. >> i do the opposite come in throwing condoms. fellows trust me on that. >> reporter: thank you kennedy, guy benson, kat timpf, tyrus. trace gallagher is next. >> trace: good evening everyone i'm trace gallagher 11:00 p.m. on the east coast 8:00 in los angeles and this is america's late news, fox news at night. and breaking tonight, a police union boss in los angeles is telling police officers they are better off working somewhere else. the statement comes as crime continues to rise and respect for law enforcement continues to fall, from the dangerous drivers terrorizing cities with fast and furious style side shows to officers being taunted by the communities they seek to serve. criminal defense attorneck