>> sean: unfortunately that's all the time we have left tonight. thank you president trump. everybody here in cedar rapids iowa, back in new york city tomorrow and thursday for a live audience show. hannity.com, tickets are free. let not your heart be troubled. greg gutfeld is up next. we'll see you tomorrow night. ♪ [cheers and applause] >> greg: i'll tell you, it scares me, god knows how this is going to turn out. happy tuesday everyone and what a great tuesday it is. so sag-aftra the union for actors claims that their profession is about as dead as a critic of hillary clinton. it all has to do with ai replacing real, live actors, which seems redundant, of

course. replacing hollywood actors with artificial intelligence is like replacing vin diesel with vin diesel. but, remember, they've done worse. they once replaced humans with real house wives. that didn't turn out well. so here's the union's warning, quote, without a transformative change, the acting profession will no longer be an option for future generations of performers and actors who will need to pursue other careers in order to survive. so we're going to lose future generations of performers which sucks i was really looking forward to insulting kilmeade it's grandkids. already happening i had pizza delivered to my office today, and this was the driver. so thanks to computers, acting could return to what it was originally, something anyone could do as a part-time job. like being an uber driver or vice-president. now, if you're not sure which

side to take, let's take a look at who's defending the performers. none other than that bug eyed alien satan himself, adam schiff who shrinked out of his pod with just enough oxygen to blow it out of his trap. >> all too many people back in the congress thinks that everyone who works in this industry is some multi millionaire celebrity when the reality is these are folks just trying to put bread on the table, keep a roof over their head. >> greg: fair enough. but they get no help from him who made that state unlivable for everyone but the super rushlight former paramount ceo barry diller is warning of an absolute collapse of an entire industry. so what's the bad news. when cars replaced horses i'm pretty sure the buggy whip industry collapsed except the ones i order every year for leather fest. did i go too far? but that's what happens when

progress brings new options and you try to bring us old stories married to lectures. everything out of tinsel town is a more putrid version of something we used to appreciate. they take something good and they turn it bad. like what kat did to her husband >> kat: i'm cold. >> greg: and it's not like the audience needs more content. every year hollywood churns out more crap than the view during broccoli season. in 2022, they produced 599 scripted tv shows. if my mathis correct, that's almost 600. >> yes. >> good for you. >> greg: that's up from 210 in 2009, so bad that during covid i started wearing my mask around my eyes. so maybe this strike is giving the audience a breather where we can catch up on what we should have watched years ago. like the rockford files, the guy lived in a trailer in a parking lot. but unlike jimmy failla, he was only acting.

or columbo he only wore a rain coat even when the sun was out. fun fact he did it to trap the farts. but imagine if they remade that. they would call him con, lumba and under the rain coat he would be wearing a thong. but now minus ideas they just pollute classics with politics, like this. that's disney's upcoming live action remake of snow white and the seven dwarves. and, no, it's not bigoted of me to say dwarves. we get to say the d word to each other. but it's more like snow offwhite with the seven guys from a drug rehab in seattle. they look like the friends who say they just need a place to crash for a few daysen then they sell all your furniture for drugs. these pictures are so embarrassing first disney said they were fake but then admitted they were real but not official yet. too bad poe folk yo didn't make that statement he would have

been ired as the new spokesman for viagra. the woke are happy changing everything, i can't wait for dumb bow's ear reassignment surgery. but mess with snow white and they're a product of their own demise. how you can have sympathy for this delve. along the good old days snow white and the seven dwarves really, really could say what they wanted. remember this? >> holy [bleep] that's snow white. >> she's waking up. everybody hide. >> goodness. i'm so hungover! >> lose the top. . oh. >> actually how much money would you pay to see them? my coke habit has put me in a lot of debt. anyone have a dime bag, we could do them together. >> we can't afford coke lady. >> because you're poor. that's so funny. it's okay, we can huff gasoline. >> greg:.

>> greg: you've got to hand it to them they really did call the balls and strikes. meanwhile as hollywood star haves from creativity they ignore sound of freedom the anti child trafficking outselling indiana jones and the crystal bed pan. the left hates it sight unseen because no christians should be allowed to do entertainment. meanwhile they can't do it either, maybe they figured out the god fearing folk can do it better. maybe movies starring machine might really work out. think of the romance. >> they came from different sides of the kitchen. he was just a no-good, down on his luck toaster from target. she was a sexy unpredictable coffee maker from crate and barrel and together they made hot, sweet breakfast. but when a sleek microwave moved into town, things really started to heat up. will someone get left out in the cold? will this romance short circuit.

or there this unlikely trio prove love can work out anywhere. find out this summer in continental breakfast [cheers and applause]. >> greg: you don't need people. but if hollywood's looking for love they've come to the wrong school board meeting. regular people are tired of being talked down to about their beliefs, their jobs and most of all how they raise their dwarves. >> period! >> greg: let's welcome tonight's guests. whether it's radio, standup or driving a cab, people say he stinks. host of fox across america, jimmy failla! [cheers and applause] >> greg: she's my favorite mollie that's still legal. editor in chief of the federalist, mollie hemingway! [cheers and applause] >> greg: he's got the makings of a star, because he's 10%

hydrogen. tv writer and producer rob long! [cheers and applause]. >> greg: and she's like an and popular with fat guys. fox news contributor, kat timpf! [cheers and applause] >> greg: rob, you used to be a hollywood guy and thanks for coming along. >> rob: thanks. >> greg: got off the yacht i can tell. >> rob: that's my new look. usually you call me a hoe bow so i'm getting promoted here. >> greg: you've kind offed moved into the skipper category of gilligan's island. >> rob: speaking of that. >> greg: yes. so what do you think about the coming ruin of all the industry you used to be part of? >> rob: i like to think i'm still part of it. i'm actually in sag, you know, i'm a sag member a writer's guild member and directors guild member, two-thirds of me is on strike and one-third of me made a deal. that's how i look at it. the graphics said it all. there's just too much, there's been too much of everything and no wayer no these companies to

make any money. they've done a terrible job. the people running these companies have done a terrible, terrible job. no one ever said to somebody, hey, listen, you want a good steady if he hadable paycheck, go to hollywood. always going to be a crap shoot, right? and i think what's going to have to happen is it's going to have to get much schmorl, less stuff on which is fine because there's still only a few hours a day to watch tv, most americans don't watch as much as you watch. >> greg: they watch my show, over and over again rob. >> rob: yeah. >> greg: they call me the new cheers. >> rob: yeah, that's right. i've heard that. what do we do now? are you smelling toast? burnt toast? what's going on? you're okay right? >> greg: yes. >> rob: that's what's going to have to happen, giant disruption takes place and that's gdisruption is good. hollywood has been through this a lot. it's designed. hollywood's one of the best industry to face change, better than the car industry or computer industry or any of those places. this is going to be, you know,

rough year and then it's all going to be much, much better and a lot of the guys running companies now will not be running them. >> greg: interesting. mollie i know it's easy to have no sympathy for hollywood, right? but there is -- i hate to say it, adam schiff did make a good point, it's not about just the actors or the directors or just these hanger-ons like rob. it's like the carpenter and the people that run the wardrobe. what do you say to that? >> mollie: you look at this and sometimes you're thinking it's the iran iraq war where you want both sides to kill each other and that would be good for the country. but it is one of the industries -- the one time i agree with adam schiff, quite the actor himself. but when he was talking about how there are a lot of people who, just like normal working class people who are just working though need to have stuff renegotiated and there are things that need to be updated, all the streaming issues, ai issues, the contract should reflect that. >> greg: i guess so. i don't know. i just think that, i don't

really think that they've ever changed. i think they only virtue signal. speaking of old con --. >> jimmy: oh, here it comes. >> greg: no, no, old content. do you miss new series because they're on strike? >> jimmy: no, because there was sufficient a proliferation of shows. there's show many shows out there at this point. i spend more time reading about my options than i do watching stuff. i read about series and then log off. >> greg: 45 minutes you go like this, hit it and it takes forever. >> jimmy: they made a sequel for everything, they made a rom-com of love handles, i was like these people are chubby and porch pirates of the caribbean. i have sympathy for the struggling guy and he's like they just want to put bread on the table, i'm like dude they're actors they can't eat bread. they just want to put cocaine on the table then you would have had me. >> greg: especially with that jacket.

>> jimmy: people wonder if i'm for real. when i'm walking the streets like this, people don't know if i'm selling drugs to fox talent or i am fox talent. obviously it's both. >> greg: i wouldn't go that far. >> rob: that's a great jacket. and looked really good on judge jeanine. >> love it. >> greg: pow. kat, are you excited for the snow white remake? >> kat: i don't get excited for anything. i was -- they keep doing remakes, it's funny they said that they consulted with the dwarf community, the dwarfism community. did you? because, i mean -- >> greg: no one called me >> kat: true. but also like i'm sure there's some people who would not care. it's not like that's a monolith i can group right? some people as dwarfs are like i don't give a [bleep] i'm trying to go to work right now.

people don't want to look at people as individuals and i think that people also don't want to see a new snow white that much. and i certainly don't. >> greg: yeah, it was kind of -- growing up as a kid i always found it kind of creepy didn't you? just such an unusual relationship >> kat: the witch was really, really scary to me but that's because i was raised catholic and told witches were real and potentially after me. >> greg: what's she doing with seven little guys. that's odd. and am i supposed to be believe they're all plutonic. they're all little perverts? this is the one things. >> jimmy: it's non-threatening when they're dwarfs. it's cute, she's walking around with dwarfs. look, that looks like a subway sexual assault waiting to happen. like that's the part that bothers me. but this is the part where wokism really ruins the things it pre tends to want to help. okay, they got rid of the dwarfs in the name of inclusion but

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>> freaky news. yeah. >> greg: he's one of our very own spice who steals from you when he flies. i speak of brinton, sam brinton, and he looks hick luggage stolen, not stored. got one laugh.

new internal documents reveal sam brinton, biden's sticky finger ex nuclear energy official was traveling on a secret taxpayer funded trip when he allegedly stole a woman's suitcase and contents worth nearly four grand in nevada. yep, he's like a non-binary double agent. putting the bond in bondage. no fan of word play here, huh? oh, man. and you and me paid for the whole trip, the whole thing. brinton's vegas trip happened in summer 2022 but it wasn't until december when he was charged with grand larceny. and he lived high on the hog, metaphorically, staying at a hilton on the vegas strip and racking up almost two grand in charges that we, again, ended up paying for. one could say he lived like a king and a queen. though he was on some sort of top secret mission, but instead of a license to kill, he had a license to steal girdles and

leggins, looked like a kid with chemo who just mugged mrs. roper. but he had some great gadgets, too. bulletproof leadership gloss and a wrist watch that could tell him where the closest brunch was. can you imagine what kind of spy brinton would make? don't scoff, in this day and age maybe sam brinton is our new james bond. god knows we hate the old racist sexist one maybe it's time for a new double o 7 and it's double o creepy. >> saving america isn't a job for one man or one woman. it takes someone that can be bother or neither. that terrorists would like to get their hands on nuclear fuel but they didn't count on this watch dog. with the help of stolenulousage they is a master of disguise from loss al mows to the women's swim team there's no place they can't go. they can infiltrate the most incompetency nile administration

we've ever seen. can they put they in a jail cell? you put they in mom's clothes. this summer sam brinton is, the they who loved me. >> greg: mollie, were you surprised to learn he was living high on the hog on our dime? and is that so outrages? >> mollie: just in general, you know, you realize you never know anything about anyone. you look at this man and you think what a sensible sane person. he should totally be in charge of our nuclear waste or whatever it was. this is just really shock, we're all shocked this man was not as stable as he appeared to be. >> greg: no, i don't know -- >> kat: just because you're unstable doesn't mean you snell that's true. there's a lot of unstable people who -- no, they steal >> kat: no. >> greg: they do, they're all thieves. jimmy, what do you make of this, this guy dresses worse than you do but at least you pay for your clothes, you go to the good will

and fork down that hard-earned $3 you got from telling jokes on the subway. >> jimmy: you guys are taking a lot of shots at my designer tonight and i'm not going to stick up for him but his seeing eye dog deserves better. here's the thing, man, it's amazing to think that the one bag this administration didn't steal was cocaine. but this is part of the problem. like okay, when you talk about him living high on the hog, like for real if we were going to be constructive he's technically at the same time flying every week for this administration, think of how much money he saved us on baggage fees, it's almost like a push. but this is the problem with identity politics appointments you can't vet them because any pushback is framed as bigotry. oh, you're against this weirdo in a dress with a mustache, you must hate these people and you're like no he has no qualifications for the gig. same thing with mayor pete, traditionally if your nickname

is pothole pete you don't get left in charge of every road as the transportation second. you can't hire the secretary of transportation as summer school steve. >> greg: there's a difference between mayor pete and this fellow, this fellow's a complete whack job but he was living his life in plain sight which was basically telling you, keep a warix can't question me, how dare you accuse me of that. >> jimmy: think about this, would you let that watch your kids? no chance. but he's in charge of nuclear waste management. >> greg: kat, what do you make of this new information, as a libertarian it must leave you fuming >> kat: well taxes do that in general. i think it's fine to want to tyou know, stand out and go against the grain and clearly this person is an all eyes on me type of person. that's all fine and good. but you can't do that while also wanting to be the kind of person who wears stolen clothes. this person is such a stupid

person. i don't understand. you have to choose one or the other. either a life of crime or a life in the public eye. you can't do crimes in public. >> mollie: joe biden >> kat: that may be where they got it from. [cheers and applause] >> greg: rob? >> rob: i don't know if you can't do crime to be in the -- he dresses like the joker, right? >> kat: and expect to not get caught. >> greg: you know what he anies kind of a low-rent comic book villain like the good old days i'll age my receive but batman, the riddler wore a funny suit, riddler wore a great suit, the joker who has been done to death, i preferred caesar romero, burgess meredith as the penguin had the top hat and monocle. they had flare. maybe we're to wrong side. >> every reference really

connects to the young people. i want to be in the meeting where they say look, we have this secret mission we need to send somebody on to be discrete about it. who do we send on a secret mission? how about the guy in the green lipstick. you would think it would be the nondescript person you send on the mission and you find something that's more appropriate for his style. >> greg: that's the double agent double think is you would never --. >> rob: hide in plane sight. >> greg: you would never pick the most ostentatious attention seeking person. didn't they used to use like actors. >> rob: i don't think they ever used the guy in the green dress and lipstick. the history of the cia is a mystery to me. >> greg: you made fun of my references, i have one for you. i keep looking at sam brinton who he reminded me of, then it dawned on me as a kid, this weird comic strip named henry?

>> yep. >> greg: too bad we don't have a picture because that would be really helpful. even the people in the control room didn't know who i was talking about >> kat: i still have no idea who you're talking about. >> greg: the creepiest, he was the creepiest comic strip character. he was mute. >> jimmy: but they drew him as if he was charlie brown who lost his mouth. >> greg: this was earlier than peanuts. >> jimmy: he couldn't eat peanuts look at his face. >> rob: he looks a little like matt damon who made very bad choicess >> greg: yes. >> jimmy: sam britain looks like the person you would see if you wake up in a basement with no idea how you got there. >> greg: that's always been my dream date. >> jimmy: that's hot. >> greg: up nextme b they live another day because their fat wasn't on display. prov

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♪ >> a story in five words ♪ >> greg: five words: kim's skins saves woman's life. >> kim kardashian saved my life. this new year's i got shot four times and i thought i got shot under my dress. i was wearing a skins shaping body suit. it was so tight on me that it literally kept me from bleeding out. >> greg: kat? >> kat: yeah >> greg: you've said to me many times you felt kim kardashian was an american hero but that was a gunshot survivors who said her skims body suit which comes from the kim kardashian line, saved her life >> kat: yeah. one person claiming that skims protected her from bullets doesn't mean it's true. but it definitely does mean that kris jenner is already working on getting kim a partnership with a weapons company.

she probably already had eight separate zoom calls with weapons contractors, in search of body armor that also lifts and scopes. skims war zone, you can look fire under fire. that was a great joke but none of you have seen the kardashians. sorry i don't have a comic book that was over 40 years ago. >> greg: 40? >> kat: 80. >> greg: it was more like a hundred. [laughter] >> greg: mollie, here's the thing. i was thinking about this, same thing, this is like light weight body armor. it's kind of sad that we're in a time in society where we are actually thinking about creating something you wear every day that repels bullets but that's the world we live in. >> mollie: this is a great story and i'm really happy for this woman her life was saved wearing this. but i'm like where is this happening, you're just randomly getting shot going out on a date wearing a girdle. >> greg: where was it?

>> mollie: it was kansas city. >> greg: kansas city? >> mollie: yeah. >> greg: every city's going to hell rob. >> rob: to be fair it didn't rappel the bullets. the bullet still -- >> greg: hit her. >> rob: entered her, it's just that the strength of the fabric held whatever was going to come tumbling out in, including, i guess, blood. i mean, i don't really understand the physics of it except i feel like it's probably, you know, there are other things you can do in your life to keep from getting shot four times on new year's eve. but what i love about it is when she said look, you can call it fate, you can call it jesus, but i'm going to call it kim. >> oh, wow. >> rob: and i keel feel like every single thing wrong with america today is in that sentence right there. like if you ever want to know everything's wrong? you can call it fate you can call it jesus. >> greg: imagine you're on shark tank facing kevin oh lurie.

sharks i was once shot in time's square, true story, it happened to me. it didn't, but none of those stories are true on shark tank i was shot on time's square and luckily my girlfriend was wearing blah blah blah. it's like, you come up with clothing tourniquets. >> that's what that was. >> greg: yeah a clothing tourniquet. >> that sounds like loan shark tank. i got beat up by the mob. >> mollie: we're running out of ammunition in our war in ukraine. maybe kim kardashian does have an opportunity to blend in the with military industrial complex >> kat: i agree. put the body in body armor. >> greg: put the booty in booty armour >> kat: my mix-up. >> greg: there's another joke in there i can't say. >> jimmy: let's talk about the obvious point though, okay? what she's leaving out is she only got shot because of the skins because the guy spent all that money on dinner thinking

she had a much better body than she did. [laughter] >> greg: oh, that is so -- >> he's like, oh, hell no, new year's eve, that dinner's expected. >> i was going to say, you murder she wroted the hell out of that story. >> there you goes, where's the justice. >> greg: that's it? >> i'm clearly anti skims i'm more of a spanks girl, as you can see. but i think it's smart. because once you taking the celebrity if it goes viral, she will get something from the kardashians. i do think it's weird. i have this feeling we've kind of given up on the idea of rolling back crime, it's kind of like now -- >> just somewhere it will make it better. >> yeah, now we're going to make clothing that helps you deal with the crime, rather than just fight the crime. and if you listen to that da today in san francisco, said her

job wasn't to fight crime, her job was to reform justice. >> okay. >> so they were perfectly okay in -- >> or in oakland where they said try having better reinforcement of your top doors to stop theft. like that's not how this is supposed to work. >> greg: yeah, what's the problem, your doors are weak. >> if only someone in san francisco had your door. >> yes, your doors are weak and your underwear is all loose and blipy. pull yourself together. come on. it's america with spandex and like ra. >> but if we were going to just dawk about this on a serious level, there's no way this did anything p tighter. okay, you've also seen gunshot and lee harvey oswald when he got shot in the stomach, they weren't like is there a spandex in the house, you're getting sod it's a bad thing guys, don't

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been revealed as the star of the upcoming golden. jimmy: come on i'll make the case, we're in times square covid isn't a top five germ to catch right now. take a back seat, okay? the guy is 71-year-old gary turner and he gets the choose from a group of women 65 and older, rob, so you're definitely in the running. his last date was a disaster he mixed his lipitor with viagra and they had to get the jaws of life to pull him out of his rascal scooter. >> funny, that's i funny spinoff to diehard. >> greg: do you want to do this story? >> rob: i don't know how it works but we did vote secretly and we chose do this story. >> greg: way to just pull the curtain back. why don't you tell us some of

the secrets behind magic vehicles. >> rob: just telling you, the problem with lipitor and viagra together is it just hardens your arteries [laughter] >> greg: nice. >> rob: boom. this just shows there are too many old people in america. >> greg: oh, great for my audience. thanks rob. hey everybody at home -- >> rob: there are, there are too many old people in the white house, there are too many old people in general. >> greg: look at the guy saying it, you look like burrell ives had sex with santa >> kat: okay, i know who santa is. >> rob: i think i'm right. >> greg: i love this idea the only problem is >> kat: it's not realistic. >> greg: it's not realistic >> kat: you can't call it reality tv it's an older man living in los angeles dating his own age.

>> greg: it's not even his own age it's 65 but they don't even do that >> kat: maybe if he sends all the women home and runs off with a producer in her 20s, then it would be reality. >> greg: that's exactly what's going to ham. all the dating shows something happens where somebody hooks up with somebody on the crew >> kat: the shows are going on all these fancy helicopter dates and goes back home and date night half price apps at applebees, i'm into that but sometimes the magic is gone. >> greg: all the dating show does the same thing, really extreme dates with great romance, and they never do the boring date, it's true, next thing you know he's giving you a monogrammed life alert. >> rob: so what's the boring date? he accompanies her to her doctor's appointment. >> greg: exactly. let me talk to him, i know what's going on. >> rob: i'll help you get your social security stuff straightened out. give me all the receipts.

we have to watch these two make-out? that's not why i want to watch tv. >> greg: why are hearing aids so dam expensive. >> rob: show business should be for young attractive people period. >> greg: you are disgusting. mollie weigh in on this because he's ageist. >> mollie: you all are such cynics. i think marriage is wonderful and it's great for all ages. i do match makeing on the side. >> greg: do you ra he will? >> mollie: like my favorite thing to do and i work with people of all ages. definitely fun to do it for the 23 set. >> greg: give me your batting average. you say you do it on the side. i bet you only remember the ones you've been successful at. >> mollie: i don't know what my actual average is but i have put together 14 marriages. >> greg: 14 marriages. >> mollie: thank you >> kat: not with the same two people, though. >> mollie: they're all --. >> jimmy: he's mormon.

>> mollie: it's good to have a partner and young people aren't getting married >> kat: i got married at the ripe old age of 32. >> mollie: and isn't it wonderful >> kat: they're like we like that you did that. >> greg: jimmy? >> jimmy: here's the hook and everybody's forgetting this point, the whole goal of the bachelor is to find marriage, is to find love and this show will 100% of a higher marital success rate than the regular age bachelor, why? because till death do us part is a lot shorter for these people. >> greg: that's true. >> jimmy: just do the math. their success rate is going to be like off the sharts, you know what i mean? they're registered at bed bath and beyond the grave, you know? you know. together forever. >> greg: marriage was like that, that's how marriage was back when marriage was. >> yeah. >> greg: we're only going to live to be 30 or 35 -- i don't know. >> marriage lastedd in the 1800s

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>> greg: welcome back. time for something new, it's called mock it and move on. these are basically stories we didn't care that much about, to be honest. so we didn't really read them. [laughter] >> greg: but we're going to talk about them. lea thomas, reportedly pictured here wearing an antifa soldier shirt. so let's mock that. did you notice -- this is a provocative question mollie. did you notice that there's overlap between antifa and trans females? >> mollie: yeah, there's actually like a movement, much more radical and we've had hooters for trans and i think lea thomas this dude in lady face has previously pushed antifa stuff as well. >> jimmy: don't you think like soldier is getting carried away. you're a guy in a women's

swimming meet the only thing you're battling is shifrngage. >> rob: he's not battling it trying to keep it. >> aerodynamic. >> greg: that's crazy kat. what do you think of this? mock it >> kat: she's obviously doing it to troll republicans. what's the alternative, that she did this and that weep wouldn't do this here? >> greg: weird angry dude, you know? >> rob: yeah, i feel like you should just pick one. you've got to be one weird thing about you. you have to leave some other weird things for other mentally unstable people to choose. >> greg: she has all of them. >> rob: it's very piggish. >> greg: should start stealing luggage now. >> rob: exactly. >> greg: that's why we didn't do the story, it was stupid. this story, by the way, i have to talk about this story, men's shorts at the office, yea or nay? first i want to mock this story for one reason at all, it's in the wall street journal owned by

our parent company hormel. but, okay, maybe i'll go to you kat. this is what you call the summer story. when anybody sees these stories, be reminded that there's nobody working that day and they just, they need to fill buckets so they create these kinds of stories and then we pretend it's real >> kat: yeah, i think that's true. but i also think that men shouldn't wear shorts, i think they should wear full tuxedos to work every single day. >> greg: why not make it formal >> kat: i have to spend eight hours a week in a hair and makeup chair so i come to work extremely ugly every day as i a final nest act so it would be more fair playing field. but even a tucks doesn't take that long to put on. >> greg: i worked at a place that had a free dress fry and everybody wore their special shift, their new shirt that they

got at the gap, right, and then they wore flip flops. it was disgusting. men's feet noty, let's talk about membership's feet for the next, i don't know, 20, 30 minutes. >> mollie: i was just thinking there was an office headline hastily rewritten to exclude unitards. and i'm thinking as long as it's not unitards. >> greg: that's just one tard. >> mollie: as long as they're wearing something over their leg toward pants that's good. >> greg: rob you're dressed quite nattingly. >> rob: somebody, you moved to 10:00 you have to class up the joint. i don't care i just don't want to wear skims. but to me it's no tank tops. guys in tank tops anywhere other than the beach or gym is completely unacceptable, especially on the airplane or around mere, just anywhere around me. >> rob: that would be funny if

anyone at fox decided to wear a tank top and then just didn't mention anything about it and see how long it takes to notice. >> greg: nobody goes to the office anymore. can't tell them what to wear. >> jimmy: i have two things. shorts are fine in the office if you work at the zoo, you shouldn't wear them anywhere else. the wall street journal shouldn't be pushing shorts on anybody, you're an investment firm. you know who wore shorts? sam bankman-fried. like if you're investing with a guy in shorts he's robbing you. >> rob: i love that the guy dressed like that has standards. >> greg: this is good. >> rob: keep going, pretty soon you'll see and also the pink t-shirt's not working. >> jimmy: it's more of a jacksonville vice look. i'm not cute enough for miami but i didn't know i was going to be on with kenny roger's dad. >> greg: there you go.

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>> greg: we are out of time. thanks to jimmy failla, mollie hemingway, rob long, kat timpf, i'm greg gutfeld, i love you america. ♪ [cheers and applause] >> trace: good evening everyone i'm trace gallagher 11:00 p.m. on the east coast 8:00 here in los angeles and this is america's late news, fox news at night. and breaking tonight, we are about to learn the identity of whistleblower x, the irs investigator who is expected to give very compelling testimony on capitol hill over the federal probe into hunter biden's business dealings. today house speaker kevin mccarthy laid out a video time line for house republicans exclusively obtained by fox digital that shows president biden denying any wrong doing related to