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once all the time we havehere left tonight. thank you, president trump, everybody here in cedar rapids,s iowa, back in new york city tomorrow. dar a liveand thursday for a lie audience show. gregity .com tickets are three. let not your heart be trouble. greg gutfeld i s next. we'll see you tomorrow night. what a great scares me. god knows how happy everyone and what a great tuesday it is. so sag after the union for actors claims that their profession is about as dead as a critic of hillaryio clinton. >> it all has to do with a guy replacing real live actors,
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which seems redundant, of course, replacing hollywood actors with artificial elligenc replacingke vin diesel with vin diesel. but remember, they've done it worse. they once replaced human humansl housewives. that didn't turn out well. so here's the union'ell. here'sg quote, without a transformative change, the acting professionats no longer be an option for future generations of performersmers , actors who willpurs need to pursue other careers iu' order to survive. so we're going to lose futurere generation goingse futs of perf, which. i was really looking forward to insulting kyle mead's grandkids, but it's already. happening. ha i had pizza delivered to my office today and this was the driverppeninto my of. so thanks to computers, actings could return to what it was originally something anyone could do mething as a part time job, like being an uber driver or vice president.re not >> now, now, i sf you're not,
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which side to take? >> let's take a look at who is defending the performers. none other than that bug eyed alien satan himself. adam schiff, who slinked out of his pod with just enough oxygen to blow it out his trap. i all too many people back inconge the congress think that everyone who works in this industry is somess multi-millionaire celebrity when the reality is thesmillione folks that are just trying to put bread on the table, keep heroof over their head. >> fair enough. fai but they get no help fror enm h who made that state unlivable for everyone but the superyone rich. former paramount ceo barry diller, is warning of an absolute collaps amount ce of an entiree of industry. so what's the bad news a? >> i mean, when cars replaced horses, i'm pretty sure that buggy whip industry collapsed, except for the ones i order every for leather fest going on. >> i go too far. but that's what happens.
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progress brings new options and you try to sell us old stories are married to woke lectures. i mean everything out of tinseltownectures.everythi is ad version of something that we used to appreciated vers . they take something good and they turn it bad. like what? cat did to her husband? >> oh, i'm cold. ce nee and it's not likdse the audience needs more content every year.p hollywood churns out more than the view during broccoli season . >> oh, in 2022, they produced 599 scripted tv shows. if math is correct, that's almost 600. r >> yeah. good for youyou..hat' that's up from 210 in 2009.ha it was so bad that during covid started wearing my mask around my eyes. >> so maybe this striken catc is giving the audience a breather where we can catch up on what should have watched years ago. like the rockford files,he the lived in a trailer in a parking lot. but unlike jimmy failllot. a, he was actin only acting or columbo.
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>> he always wore a raincoat even when the sun was out. sunt to trapdid i the. >> but imagine if they remade that they'd call them columbiate . and under that raincoat, he'd be wearing a . pollnoouldng aw minus ideas, tht pollute classics with politics. likecs wit this.e that's disney's upcoming live action remake of snoactionw whie and the seven dwarves. and no , it's not bigoted of me to say dwarfs. we get to say the d-word, eachet other. >> u to h, but it's more like sw off white with the seven guys a from a drug rehab in seattle. >> hey, look like the friends who say they just need a place to crash forus few days, and thn they sell all your furniture for drugsell alls for those pics embarrassing. >> at first, disney claimed they were fake are. >> they admitted they were real, but not official yet. too bad. they then ado didn't make that statement. he would have been hired as the new spokesman foyet.d por, but
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the woke are happy, changing everything. , i can' i can't wait for dumbo's ear surgsignment surgery. >> but mess with snow white own and they're a product of their own demise. i mean, how can you have sympathy for ? >> the devil. i long for the good old days when snow white and the seven dwarves really, really could say what they wanted . >> remember this holi? >> holy. that's snow white. you waking up? everybody hide she's wg . ess. >> goodness, i'm so hung over. >> lose the title. >> oh, actually, how much money would you pay to see them?to see my coke habit has put me inm? a lot of debt. >> i haven't got a dime bag. ha we could do some together. we can't afford coke, lady, because you're poor. that's so funn becausey. it's okay. we can have gasoline.
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to you got to hand it to them. they really did call the d call and strikes. lywood meanwhile, as hollywood starves from creativity, they ignore soun d freedom. that's the anti-child trafficking movie that's outselling the big budget bomb. indiana jones and the crystal bedpan. >> the left hates it sight unseen because. no christians could be allowed to do entertainment. meanwhile, they can't do either. maybe they're scared that the god fearing folk figured it ou dt and, can do it better. and who knows? maybe movies, just starring machinesgod fear. well, that might really work out. think of the romanceout.. t >> they came from different sides of the kitchenof the. he was just a no good downluck a on his luck toaster from target . she was a , unpredictable baffee maker from creightodicta and together, they made hot,ogee sweet breakfast. >> but when a sleek microwavebuh moved town, things really started to heat up. will someone get left out in the cold? will this romance short circuit
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,or will this unlikely trio prove that love can happen? find out this summer in continental breakfast. i have. n >> you don't need people, but cm if hollywood's looking for love, they come to the wrong school board meeting wrong. ired regular people are tired of being talked down to about their beliefs,f g talked their n and most of all, how they raiset their dwarfs. >> tonight, guests, whether it's radio stand up or driving a cab, people say he stinks. hoststinks. of fox across ameri, edmmy failla sees favorite molly. that's still legal editor in chief ofitor i federalist molly hemingway. t th he's got the makings a star because he's 10% hydrogen.
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ov writer and rob la and she's like an overcooked steak kind of tough and popular with fat guys. fox news contributor catch right there. t >> phone. >>b used to be a hollywood guy and by coming along. thanks. i got off the yacht. >>g: got oht. >> yeah, kind of like that'se my new look. usually you call me a hobo. yea hos, i think i'm getting>> g promoted here. >> you kind of moved into the skippere you'vr category of gilligan's island. >> speaking of that. yes, yes, yegillig>> rob: s. so what do you think about a this? this the coming ruin oboutf of all the industry used to be part of? >> wel pl you know, i like to think that i'm still part of it. >> i'm actually inside in , rit' you know, i'm a sag member or a writer's guild member and a directors guild member. >> so i'm like two thirds of mei is on strike. >> and one third of you made a deal. a deal iow i think of it. rdme >> look, you're the graphicst.d said it all. there's justit much.an there's been too much of n everything.
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and there's no way for theseo ta companies to make any money. they've done a terrible job running these people, running, these companies have done a terrible, terrible job. ther job.e is no no one ever sas somebody, hey, listen, you want a good, steady, dependable paycheck, go to hollywood. >> are always going to be a a crapshoot. to mm-hmm. and i think what's going to have to happen, it's going to have to get much smaller. scm >> going to have to havef less of slept stuff on. which is fine becaus whiche stil only like a few hours a day to watch tv. >> i mean, most americans watch as much as you watch. >> and so while they watchtc my show overh as mg: they and b rob yeah, they did call me m the the new cheers. i've h >> yeah, that's that's right. i've heard that. whatwhat do we do now?t are you smelling toast for toast? what's going on?ob: that you okay? right? yeah. so, look, that's what's going to have to happen. giant is going to take place, and actually, it's going to be good. disruption is good. and bygoing to have to plac's the way, hollywot been through this a lot. it's designed that hollywood is actuallhroughy of the bestce industries to face change better than the car industryhan, the computer industry in any of
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those places that this is going to be, you know, rough year.going and then it's all going to be much, much better. and a lot of these running these companies now will not be running them. >> hmm. interesting. mollnning them>> grey i know thy to have no sympathy forno hollywoo sholld. >> right. but there is i mean, i hate to say it, adam schiff did makee a good a point that, like, it's not about just the actors thd or the directors or just these hanger ons like rob. >> it's like the carpenter and the people that run robethe wardrobe. loo >> what do you say to that?d yeah, i mean, you look at this and sometimes you're thinking it's lik u're thie the iran, iraq war, where you just want both sides to kill each other. and thato kill would be good fof the country. but yeah, it's actually it is one of these industry. i cannot just be lik the one a one, quit time. i agree with adam schiff, quite the actor himsele thf. p but when he was talking about how there are a lot of people who just like normalre j working class, people who are working, who need to have some stuff renegotiated. gs tha and it's a big industry. so hopefully and there are things that need to be updated. you have all the streamingt o b issues. , th >> you have issues. the contract should reflect that. yeahe co reflec, i guess so.nk tha
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i don't know. i just think that i don't really think that they'vt e evel changed. i think they only virtue signal. speaking of old con. >> oh, here it comes. no, now. now, old content. s ne >> uh huh.w se do you. do you miss new seriesri because they're on strike? no. because there was such a proliferation of showss tion. t there's so many shows out thereo right now. like at this point i spend more time reading abouint.re ti than i do watching stuff. i read about 50 series and then just log off. yeah, 45 minutes just sitting there doing this and then you hit it and then it goes. and then just takes forever. a it's beyond. they've made a sequel to everything. i was watching a romnds com the other day called love handles, actually. i'm like, wow, these people are a little chubbeveryt, theyy. l >> and now we're watching like s porch pirates of the caribbean. it's not goo d. but here's where adam schiff is wrong, because i have empathy for the strugglinghe gu. yeah, but adam schiff, like,like they just want to put bread on the table. they just dude, they're actors . they can't have bread. are you talking? exactly. is it they just want to putwant cocaine on the table? >> then you would have had me done, especiallye on that jacket
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>> no.. yeah. people don't know if i'm for jie when i walk the streets of new york like this. people don't know if i'm selling drugs to foxen i'm t or i am fox talent. obviously, the answer is botg de >> i wouldn't go that far. yes, let's just say i thinky its it's a great jacket. >> i'll thank you.fa and it looked really great on judge jeanine about ir.t. eal i love it. yeah, pal. greg: p cat, are you excited for kat: the snow white remake? >> i don't get excitedi foranyi anything. i wa s. they keep doing remakes this one. it was funny they said tha sait they consulted with the dwarf community. the dwarfism community. >> did you?>> gre >> yeah, because, i mean, no one called me through. >> but also, like, i'm sure there are some people who arherk you know, would not care. not like that's a monolithic right there. some people are dwarves are like, i don't give a i'm trying to go to worme peopls ar i k right now. wor >> yeah. you know what i mean?
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it's always thisno people don'ta want to look at people as individuals. and i think thats people don'tw want to see a new snow whitethat that much, and i certainly don't. >> yeah, it was kind o yeaf i tk growing up as a kid. >> i always found it kind of creepy, didn't you? i mean, it was just such anal unusual relationship, which was really, really, really scary to me. but that's because i was raised very catholic and told that witches were reareallatholi and potentially after me. >> but i mean, the whole thing is weird. what's she doinges were real li with seven little guys? it's just an odd thing. anme greg: wd am i supposed to e that they're platonic? they're a little, have. >> yeah. oh, yeah. like this is the one thing. thise g though when they're dwarfs. yes. yeah, it's just cute. she's walking around with dwarfs like, lookit's cute right there. >> that just looks like a a subway sexual assault waiting seo n. e like, that's the part that bothers me. but this is the partis is th wh wokeism really ruins the things it pretends to want to helo p. yeah, okay. iney got rid of the dwarves in the name of inclusion, but t
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they're making it sound like the dwarves were stealing all the acting gigs in hollywood. yeah sound dude, they had game f thrones and this. yeah, yeah, that's. that's a ver holy line for for e one role. >> we're just looking out for you. so we're role going to whack 8t the job market. come on, man. terrible. yes. we'll be there for you whenever we have any role s in. gutfeld that required dwarves just using dwarves or me.tfeld >> all right. up next, he lookfos like a gesture and stole polyester. >> yeah. the host of live pd, shawn sticks larkin back, bringing you some of the wildest footage across the country. welcome, crime cam 24/7. and you won't believe what we found. every camera helps to tell the story. what you just saw right, was an up close view of just how fast things go down. criminals, you're being watched . shawn sticks larkin hosts crime cam 24/7.er ric the exclusive new series is streaming nowk, only fox nation.
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sam brinton, biden's sticky fingered ex nuclear energy official, was traveling on aye secret taxpayer funded trip when he allegedly stole a woman's suitcase. yed contents worth conte nearly four grand in nevada. yep, he's like a non binary double agent putting the bondndi in. , wholan of wordplay here. >> oh, man., and you and me paid fothre the whole trip. the whole thing. britain's vegas trip happened in summer 2022, but it wasn't w until december when he was charged with grandhewith gra lay and he lived high on the hog. metaphorically staying atd a hilton on the vegas strip and racking up almosupt two granted charges that we again ended up for paying for. one could say he lived like a king and a queen. e so so he was on some sort of, bu top secret. but instead of a license to kill, he had a license to steal. girl lis leggings.
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he looks like a kid with chemo who just mugged mrs. roper. rop. oh, wow. i know. but som had some great gadgets, too. >> bulletproof lip gloss and a wristwatcho. watch that could tell him where the closest branch was. >> can you imagine s? n would what kind of spy brinton would make? don't scoft f. in this day and age, maybe sam brinton is our new james bond. god knows we hate the olde racist, sexist one. maybe it's time for a new 007. and it'sxist one double creepy.n >> saving america isn't a jobt for one man or one woman. o it takes someone that can be both or. ke >> neither that terrorists would love to get their hands on nuclear fuel, but they didn'get th nucleart counts watchdog with the help of stolen luggage. >> therewith the is a master ofi disguise from los alamos to the women's swim teaom loss m. there's no place they can't go. they can even infiltrate. the competent non-essential administration we've ever seen.
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they put them in a box.e ever but can they put they in a jaila cell? you've it. pronouns are forever, man. with the golden gown jai and yo? mom's clothes. but this summer, sam, britaiyoum is the day who locked meme? ed molly were you surprised to learn he was living high on the hog on our dime? >> it is so outrageous. n general know. ng about you just realize you never know anything about anyone like you. look at this man man. >> you think what a sensible, peye person he should totall be in charge of our nuclear waste or whatever it was. k, know, this is just really shock. i think we're all shocked. the man wa aliss not as stable as he appeared to be. >> no, he doesn't. i don't know. g: no,-- i you know, just because mea you're unstable, that doesn't mean you steal. that's true. there's a lot of unstable people, you know, they steal. >> no, they do.l >> they're all thieves. jimmy, give it to me. so what dommy, wha you make of s this guy actually dresses worse than you do, but at least you pan you y for your clothes.
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you go to the goodwill and you an hard earned $3m te you got from telling jokes. >> the subway. you guys are taking a lot of shots at my designer tonight a i'm not really going to stick up for him, but his senior dog r deserves. bet hey, here's the thing, man. it's amazing to think that the one bag this administration didn't steal was cocaine. >> you kno w? okay, >> but this is like part ofu tak the problem. like, okay, when you talk about him living abo high on the hog, like for real, if we were going to be constructive. mm. he's technicallye constr at thee time flying every week for this administration. think of how much money he save administrh d us on baggage. that's true. it's almost like a push. yeah, but thisbaggag a is the pm with identity politics. appointments. iden because anyem pushback is framed as bigotry. like is fram oh, you're againstt in a dress with a mustache. you must hate these people.you'e and you're like, no, he has no qualifications for doing the gig. it's likhae the same thing that happened with mayor pete. like traditionally, if your nicknam wite is pothole pe
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you don't get left in charge of every road i potn america as transportation sector. exactly. it's like we're going to hire an education secretary namedlefe summer school, steve. you know what i mean? and you what if he was? because you can'e trt criticize him? >> it's like you're living like this guy. likef this guy is. and >> there's a difference between mayor pete in this fellow. this fellow is a complete whack job. but he was living his life in plain sighs t. his yeah.li which was basically telling you to keep awayfe in si and qun me, you know, how dare acc you accuse me of this? >> think about o this wouldt tht you let that watch your kids? there's no chance. bu watcht he's charge of nuclear waste management. >> cat, what do you make of thisnt. this new information? as a libertarian, it must leavog you fuming. >> well, taxes do that in general. yell taxes ds, i think it's fin, to, you know, stand out and go against the grain. and clearly this person is an all eyes es o me type of person. that's all fine and good. who you can't do that. also wanting to be the kind of person who wears stolen clothes
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,right? >> this person is such a stupid person. you h a st i don't understand. you have to choose one or the other either. a life of crime or a life inme o the public eye. n't do >> you can't do crimes in public. joe biden yeah, yeah.e they that poor baby where he gotm. big, they got it from rob. he d don't know if you can't do crime to be in the i mean, he dresses like the joker. caught. >> joker, right? do not get caught. you know what he is he is a kind of a low rentg: you ke anie comic book villain. yeah. like the good old days. you know, i'm going to i'mk ke e going to age myself. >> but batman, you know, you had the riddler. he wore a funny suit. yeahthe ridd, the riddler wear t suit. you had the joker, obviously, which has been suit, to death. i preferred cesar romero. yeah, well, also, i think. es >> yes.dith burgess. meredith. as the penguin, we had the little top hat as th, ha the monocle, like criminals had flair. maybt ane were on the wrong sidf this. by the way, everlarey single onf those references really connects to the young people, right? i guess.
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wait side. i wave, wait, wait. >> do my next reference.n i just wanted to be i want wher say loo meeting where ,look, we got the secret mission and we need to sendiscrt somebody on to be discreet about it. who do we send t on the secret mission? >> how about the guy in the green lipstick? yeah. yeah. like what kind of. like e guin t g what? >> you think it'd be theip nondescript person you said on the secret mission and hit p you. >> you know, you find something that's more appropriate for his, but that'someth mors maybe the double agent. double think it's like you would neves yor hide in pla. sight. hide and put. you would never pick the most >> i, seeking person. then the cia used to do that. then they used to, like, use actors and people like to use. yeaho us. uy >> yeah. i don't think they ever use the guy in a green dress in anpstick. well, you know what? but then i don't know. i don't know. the history of nuclear is a mystery to me. you maded e hiy ofia of my refe. oh, do i have one for you? m oh, really? so i was. >> i keep looking at sam brinton, and i'm trying to figure out who he reminds me ofi keep a. >> and then it was.n it it's dawned on me as a kid, this weird comic strip calleds henry. did you ever. does anybody remember henry? henrweird y too bad we don't hae
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a picture of it, because that would be really helpful. >> bad wh henry, like somebody. >> even the people in the control room ple know who i was>> kat talking about. >> i still have no idea who or: the creepyl ist. this is the creepiest. it was the creepiest comic book character. >> he was mute. yes, young. and he was bal creepid. >> they drew it like it was charlie brown. if he lost his mouth in an accent. no: but , thit was. i do not understand. by the way, this was older thani peanuts it came out like 1930.sa well, clearly, he couldn't eat peanuts. look at that. he's. >> yes. anyway, i just feel like it's a you know, he lookst s a little like matt damon, who made some very bad life choicels . >> yes, exactly. yes, yes. yeah, that dude, sam bad burton looks like if the person you'd see, the first person you'd see if you wokoicesse up in a basems with no idea how you got there. >> that's what he looks like. you know, that'seeyou b been mm date. that's hot. yes. >> gt'ways bt. next, he lives another day because they're fat. was wasn't on display.
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>> a story in five words. >> five words can be skimmedm' saves woman's life. kim kardashian saved my life the same year i got shot fou tit and i thought i got shot underr my dress. i was wearing a skimmys shaping bodysuit. it we that ite fromm literally kept me from bleeding out. >> cat yeah. hey, you've said to me manytime times that you felt kim kardashian was an american heryoimo, but that was a gunshot survivor who says her skims, which was comes fromr the kim kardashian line, saved her life. >> >> k yeaath one person claiming that skims protected her from bullets doesn't mean it's true ,but it definitely does mean that kris jenner is already working, getting kim a a partnership with a weapons company. >> yes. she's probably had like compa
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eight separate zoom calls with weapons contour actors. >> she's like in search of body armor that also and sculpts skims war zone. you can fire under fire. i that was a great joke, but none of you have seen kard a book. ys out of >> ghat was over 40 years ago, 4000? yeah, it was more like 100 was bali. king abo >> here's the thing. this is like i was thinking about this same same thing. >> this is like light weight, body armor. e in it's kind of sad that we're inno a time in society where we aretg actually thinking about creating something where every some repels bullets. >> but that's where we're living. yeah, i mean, this is a greaollr and i'm really happy for this woman that her life was saved from wearing this. but i was mostly where is this happening? you're just randomly getting thist i'g like out on a date wearing your girdle. yeah, bu rant i don't know. where was it?
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i wasn't. i didn't read the story. it's by kansas citt? s kansasy. city? it's a city. yeah. wow. see, every city is going to oll: >> greg:, robb. >> well, to be fair, i mean, it didn't repel the bullets. no, it didn't. what? itrappel bul >> glet still hit her. >> brokers entered. the yeah. it's just that the the strength of the fabritrengthec held whatt going to come tumbling out in including as blood inclu. i mean i don't really understand the physics of it except tha t i feel likee it's probably a you know, there are otheings your things you can your life to keep from getting shot four times on new year's evw evee. y >> but what i loved about it was she she said, look, you can you can call it fate. you can call it. k >> but i'm i call it kim. oh, wow. and i kind of feel like every single thing with america today is in that sentence right therew . like, if you ever want to know anything is right. it's like it's like i can call faith. you ca iyou can call. you know, imagine you're on a tank. yeah, you're at shark tank sha and you're facing kevin o'leary and you come out, you know,
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sharks. ta facin i once shot in times s. true story happened to. they didn't but anyway but but then you get but none of those stories are true. on shark tank i was shot on times squartankshot oe and ll my girlfriend was wearing blah,m blah, blah. it's like and you come up with clothing, tourniquetse an. >> kevin oh, that was that. yeah, that's a clothin thag tur. >> a kit that sounds like loan shark tank. yetourniqus. i got beat up by the mob.t you know, our go. sorry no, no. out >> all you. o we're running out of ammunition in our war in ukrainmunitione and stuff. maybe kim kardashian does have maybe to ininy her with the military industrial complex. >> i agree. put the body with in body armor. >> i love it. but the beauty and beaut>> grey' kevin mine made for now.t >> yeah. there's another joke in there. i can't say. well, let's talk about the obvious point, though, okay? what? she's leavin : let' about t t ough, g out ise only got shot because of the skims, because the guy spen
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t all that money on dinner thinking she had a much better body than she did. >> that is so like, oh, no. ars >> new year's eve. that dinner is expensive. many say you murder.ed. >> she wrote it the hell out of that story. ut where you go, where's the justice? that's pretty goodt . justice. >> that's it. oh, and on thag: tt one,hat' i'm clearly anti skims. i'm more of a spanx girl, as you could see. bu oanksl, at, you know, i thinn it's smart because once you tag the celebrity, if it goes viral she will get something from the kardashian, sh ss but i do k it's weird it's like stories or no i have this feeling that wewu kind of given up on the idea of rolling back crime. >> yeah, it's kind of like it's now you're just go have something that'll make it bettere . it >> yeah. just make sure that we're going to make fur. we're going to make clothing we that helps you deal with the crime. yeah. rather than just fight crime, r. and it's like you elicit that that day today, i think it was
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in san francisco, said her job wasn't to fight crimjob wae. her job was to reform justice. so there were perfectly okay with with or in in oakland they said like try having better reinforcement of your front doorsving to, stopouo theft. >> it's like, that's not how this is supposed to work. that's a bettep dop r example. yeah. what's your problem? you know, your doors areo right. >> if only everyone in san francisco had your door. ye f ons, the doors are weak and your your underwear is all loosened. wellk , together, america gettig lot to live. hold yourself in with spandex and lycra. but liked . on >> all right. but if we were going to just talk about this on a serious levelevel, there's no way this s anything. okay. of course not. tighter. okay didything p. all seen like gunshot scenarios in crime history. think i'm like leeo seen harveyn oswald when he got shot in the stomach, they weren't like, is theren th spandex in the hou? yes.in you're getting shot. it's it's a bad thing, guys.ng don't listen to skims. that's a really good guy like
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a state has been revealed revea as the staler of the upcoming golden ball. >> come on, come back. yeah. yeah. i don't make the right now. we're right., times square. covid isn'we're int even a top five germ to catch after the show today. >> that's truep ger. take a back seat. ocay guy is 71 years old, garyer turner and he gets to choosee ge fromts a group of women 65 and older. rob so you're definitely in the running. >> his last date was h a disaster. he mixes lipitor with and. it was just that. oh, danny, get the jaws of lifea right. pull them out ofws of . pull >> his rascal scooter. mm. that's funny. >> matt. discuss. that's a funny spin off to die hard. yeah. the wacooter. y. 's i >> oh, are you excited by this? oh, wait, did you want to do this story? i don't know. how is the second supposed to work? but we did vote secretly>> rob: work>> g and chose to do this story. okay, all right, all right. wait, wait. thst storeo justp the curtain b.
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right. once you tell us some ofe s the secrets behindbe magic tricks. >> well, i'm just telling styou th tellie the lipitor and together, is that just it just hardens your arteries. >> but ladies and gentleme gethern that was nice. >>s syouro this just shows thad there are too manyt people in america. >> oh, great. for my audience. yeah, right. th, rob.audience >> hey, everybody at home that there are. there are and there are. >> there there are. there are too many old people in the white house. >> there are too many oldhere a people in general. we don't neered look at the guy who's saying you look like burl ives had, with santa. okay. i know who santa that. ay, >> yeah, i think i'm right. it's like we santa don't. right. >> i love this idea.ov the only problem is it's not r realistic. it's not realistic. you can't call it reality tveale because it's about an older man looking for love in los angeles who's only dating women his own age. >> yeah, it doesn't make sense. and it's not evegelen his own as
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it's 65. but they don't even do that. maybe if owne it's actually sene women home and then runs off with, like, a producer who's in her twenties, that would be reality. that's exactly what's goin g to happen. in fact, that's what happens with every of all these dating showactltos is that something ha where somebody hooks uppp with somebodens uy on the oh,ow my gosh, that's and then the shows, they're going all these fancy helicoptere gois dates and all this stuff. then they go back home and date nights like half price app bacs applebee's sometimes. them yeah, i'm not, i'm way ni but sometimes the magic nomeh all of these dating shows the same thing they do these really extreme dates to create romancthe and they they never do the boring date and it's true you come home and next thing you know he's giving you a monogrammed lip alert. >> yeah. what' >> it's like, so what's the boring? so what's the boring date he he companie accs to a doctor'sme t appointment. >> exactly. think about it. let me talalk k him. i know what's going on. i'll help you get your social giverity stuff sorted out. give me all the receipts like
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that. we're going to have ways wee out.make-o >> i don't like this is not whuy i want to watch your hearing aids. so expense it. yeah, that was my impression. show business should be for peunexpensivg people that you we discussing. richard wileriod.y, weigh in ons because i'm he's he's at his age. >> you all are such cynics like i think marriage is wonderful. and it's great for all ages. i do i d mo matchmakinatgo an on the side oh dear my favorite thing to do and i work 23th people ofrk with all ages. like, it's definitely like sort of fun to do it for the 20. are you givee me your batting average, give me your bat. t on the side.e i have. i would bet you only remember the ones that you've been successfulon at. >> oh, i don't know what my actual averages, but i have pu t together 14 marriages. >> 14 marriages. thank you. wait put, not impressive. not. not with the saint : not wit with the same two people. >> but they're all. they're ale: they'l they're str. >> but i mean, he's mormon. mormon. sometimes it doesn't work out, but like people of all ages, it's good to have a partner in
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life when marriage is good and young people aren't getting married like they should be. so, yeah, we've go d younle aret a ripe young age of 32.ld >> good. yes. oh, and isn't it wonderful? they're like, we like that >>u did that>> kate li, jimmy. >> here's the hook, though, and everybody's forgetting this point. okay hoo? t, the w the whole goal of the bachelor is to find marriage is find wil love. >> and this show will one hundred percent have a higher marital success rate than the regular age bachelor. why? because till death do us part bach, wh for these people. yeah, it's true. the math, the shorter flight, their success rateth going to beshar like, off the charts. yeah, i mean, that's absolutely they're registeredts mean? at bh and beyond the grave, you know. >> but, you know, together forever. yeah. can you. you know, marriage was like that. that's how lonat's marriagg howe was back. what marriage was. yeah. it was like we're only going >>e to be 30 or 35.ly go >> i don't know. i know marriage lasted m in
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the market and move all. >> welcome back. time for something new. it's called market and moved aet it's these are basically stories we didn't care that muchor about, to be honest. hon so we didn't really read them, but we're going to talk about them. leah thomas reportedlythem, earg pictured here wearing an antifa soldier's shirt.oc >> so let's mock that. who did you notice? i'm going to go. this is a provocative question, mollon y. over you notice that there's overlap between antifa and transla females? >> yeah, there's i mean, there's actually like a movement on some of this to be much more radical. and we've had some of these shooters who are trans. le and i think we thomas, this dude in lady face has previ previously pushed some antifa stuff as well. yeah, that's yeah, i thoughtthin so. >> but don't you think the, like, soldier is getting a little carried away? yelike etting cs. uy like you're a guy in a women's swimming meet.
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the only thing you're battling is shrinkage. yeah ia , i mean, you're a soldr battling it. shifr >> he's actually trying to get it. you try to keep it. it's aerodynamic. yeahhe's notin. now, that's crazy. cat, what do you what do you think of thiep it. s market wh, i think she's obviously doing it to troll republicans, right? i mean, what's the alternative that sheat did this and thoughto we wouldn't do this here? >> she's a weird, angry dude., >> yep. you know? yeah. i feel liki feelike you should t pick one. you' you get be one weird thing about you. you got to leave some other you for other mentallyeopl unstable people to choose. >> she's got all of them. you can't takee reg: she them a. it's just. it's very strange feeling like. it's like. yeah, right, exactly. lu>> rob. all right, let's move on to. sorry. see, that's why we didn't do the story, right? it was stupid. but i like this.t shor story, by the waydo i i have to talk about this story. men's shorts at the office. yay or nay?first >> first, i'm going to mock this story fori one reason atrn all. >> it's in the wall street journa al, owned by our parentoe
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company, hormel. yeah, but who's but okay, maybel i'll go to you, kat. >> this is what you call bee summer storye summ. uh huh. when you see what anybody sees these storieeminded s be remindn the that there's nobody working that dayg nd t and they justl bk they need to fill buckets so ththen wate these kinds of and then we pretend it's real. >>e pr mm yeah, i think that'st true. yeah. but i also think that men shouldn'i alsot shorts. >> i think they should wear full tuxedos to work every single day. why nod weart? very >> why not make it formal? no. gah, well, because i have to spendreg: we it 8 hours a wei a hair and makeup chair. so i come to work looking t extremely ugly every day as a feminist act. >> ha ha. so it'd be more equal playing field if men had to do this. something similar. but yeah, tuxedos and take that long to put on. i remember i worked at place doe molly that had a that had like a kind of a free dress fridatha and everybody got to where they like, they wore their special shirdrs fry ant, w
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shirt that they got at the gap. right? and then they woreright, flip f. it was disgusting that men's feet. men's feets talk about men's feet for the last, i don't know, 20, 30 minutes. i was just thinkin feet fog was that there's that onion headline about office dres s policy hastily rewritten to exclude unitards and i feel like as long as it's not unitard and as long as they're wearing that just far yeah, they're are wearing something over their legs, shorts, pants. >> long a it's rob. pants you're dressed quite nattily. >> thank you. and i try to bring it for you because i feel you moved to 10:00 somebody you know, you got to look class up the joint. yeahved to, i don't really caret any of that. >> i just don't want them to wear skims, i guess that. i dot wantt if but also to me ie like no tank tops. yeah. i think guysit's n in tank tops anywhere but actually at the beach of the gym. completely unacceptabls e. especially next to me in the airplane or in front of me or actually anywhere around. me yeah, i just don't want i just don't think that's what i want to ever searounde.
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>> that'd be funny if everyone at fox decided to just wear a tank top andanyone ax and th, didn't mention anything about it and how long it takn e someoe to say something. >> nobody goes to the office anymore. yeah, well, that can't teld il them what to wear. i have two issues here. okay, the shorts are fine in. he the office if you work at the zoo.e okay. you shouldn't wear themif anywhere els e. ar the but my issue here is them publication. the wall street journal should not be pushing anyonanywheree sn the office. you're an investment magazine. newspaper. you know who wore shorts as an investment guy? sam bankman-fried. remember that gu y who robbed everybody of the crypto? like, if you're investing in a guy who shows up in shorts and a t-shirt, he's robbing you. yes. i love the fact that the guy wa like that has standards. yes. oh, that's just goodessed li. >> now, you believe he's going keep going, you'll say. and alson ee the pink t-shirts working? >> no. it's more of a listen. not g. it's more of a jacksonville vice. look, i'm not cute enough for .miami, right? o but i didn't know i was going to be on with kenny rogers as dad, so not here yet.ad. go.>> g therree you.s the
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