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as old as previously believed. just like those high school kids at the border. it is 26.7 billion years old instead of 13.8. do you know how they figured this out? they cut open one of nancy pelosi's kidneys and counted the rings. astrophysicists were off. they should do accounting for the pentagon. it seems we are always told one thing and years later we find out it is untrue. cards are healthy, wayne newton was my biological father and now the coven story is unraveling.

the white house has cut off funding to wuhan after it failed to provide documents about safety and security. kill millions of people we keep finding them, don't do pape paperwork. the bureaucrats pounce. joe biden hasn't gotten this tough on china since he negotiated hunters fee. >> it is a case of locking the barn door. it is a little too [bleep] late. why cure diseases that exist when we can make diseases of that don't. last month, biden authorized the release of a report detailing the lack of consensus on whether

the coven came from the lab or not. i think they were french kissing bats. in a new email, they detail how "the five" top scientists express belief the virus escaping from the lab was possible, if not probable. they lead journalists in the public to believe otherwise. he thought a lab leak was possible, but that was one month after publicly claiming it was not. a short man with a book to sell, he will say a lot of things. just a reminder. this will be out next week. let's get me on the list. they weren't the only problem.

"the new york times" says the cdc has been over counting coven dust from the start. about one-third attributed to covid were caused by something else. it wasn't from having dinner. this means those people died not from coven, but something else. there was never any understatement, only over. it is never the other direction. why inflate the numbers? keep track of that stuff. hard to get. the more deaths we have, the

better off we would be to stay inside, take the shots and like it. it was about shaping our brains. you are not supposed to notice. it was an admission by one of the primary pushes of the we are going to die coven narrative and was picked up nowhere but here. you didn't hear about this. you heard it here. if cnn had ethics they would run their coven death tracker in reverse. we are not supposed to notice the suspicions we had at the time that were mocked turned out to be right. as we gripe about people being uninformed today, maybe it is the best thing for them. being informed isn't what it used to be.

>> let's welcome tonight's guests. >> greg: he was adopted. his birth parents probably saw his act. comedian joe. brooke goldstein. his wallet is almost as deep as his laugh. charles. we close our office door to keep out siegel's, our fox news contributor. charles, you are my good humor man. >> i was walking by the white house with the song when they asked me to come in.

>> the truth does not matter if it comes out a year or two la later. whatever the goal was, to embarrass someone, people have smart suspicions. everyone knew and you know things instinctively they can ease the truth out. there are a bunch of them somewhere. all these things that we were told our facts and told to shut up, we find out we should have been inquisitive after all.

>> brooke, you are a lawyer, or claim to be one. >> it is interesting. i never met one before. >> greg: it is relevant. why can't american file a class action suit against america? >> i don't give legal advice but when i read this story, my jaw dropped and i was like, we are still funding that? it takes biden to cut the funding? in 2021, they were estimating 10%, the over account of death. now they are saying 30%. it is closer to 50%. that is not an insignificant number. think about the decisions that were driven by the fear that was caused. all the people who decided to take the vaccine. that is not insignificant.

people like me that were giving birth and hospitals to their children and were told they can't have their husband with them. >> he must have been relieved. he is light, i better stay out here. i will be at the bar watching the world cup. this hole, surprise, it was over counted, it is so predictable because of the incentives offered under the cares act. if you reported the death was coated or they misreported or falsely reported, you can get up to 20% extra reimbursement to the hospitals. it was obvious they were providing an incentive. >> we are not talking about an exaggeration. it was an exaggeration of the

type of death. they just miss attributed it. >> you did have a store open during coven. >> we had to shut down in the omicron site. i almost took a job writing for the show. >> greg: he is not joking.

there is the distinction from and with, very important. i did not get gonorrhea with you, i got it from you. >> you can't tell somebody we are all in this together. >> greg: i know exactly how you feel. >> yeah. i am living with it. i get it. this is terrible. i was disheartened to hear about the cut off of the funding. now we have to make our viruses

the old-fashioned way. >> we created monkeypox, but now we are going to have the mon monkeys. not a suggestion. >> shouldn't we sue? >> i wish i had those resources. >> did any of you guys want to give money to a chinese virus lab? me neither. but we did. all of us are here and not in prison, we have to pay our taxes and if we don't, we go to prison. if they use that for stuff that kills millions and limits our ability to make more money through businesses, they are just like lips, and they just keep taking more money.

>> you say taxes is against your will. you could argue i am not giving money. why can't we earmarked stuff? >> every dollar of your tax money goes to swaddle a little baby. no, it does not. >> this might be a secondary layer to this, but can we sue or should we sue, everyone is bernstein now. this is a passive thing. we find out this information, it could be cataclysmic knowledge, this terrible truth we found out and it doesn't have an effect on us anymore. i almost miss government cover groups. we wanted the truth, we get it all the time. there is too much stuff flying at us and we don't care.

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>> what the hell were they thinking. this week the illinois supreme court upheld a law that eliminates cash bail. it is part of their plan to put dangerous criminals where they belong. chicago celebrates the news how you would expect, by shooting neighbors in the face. that was a joke. i think it was. other chicagoans are thrilled. they have money to spend on a ammo.

chicago may be legally required to change their name to alec baldwin. judges will use a risk assessment system to determine whether or not someone should be released. nothing to do with the crimes they committed over and over again and will continue to do over and over again, but they are poor. eliminating bail, you eliminate jail. jails will be so empty you can rent them out for bar mitzvahs and parties.

that was not a slight at your people. you are the attorney here. what say you about this? another class action suit. you can sue. a criminal commits assault against me, why can't i sue? >> there is no citizen general standing and you can't go after the police for failure to act. as a civil rights attorney, there was an issue here. we had an issue where the high cost of bail would affect minorities and marginalized communities. two people can go into jail for the same crime and one can afford to bail on one cannot. you don't solve the problem by eliminating bail. you create new problems and

worse problems. it is about incentives. you are incentivizing people to commit crimes. you are dis- incentivizing the police to make arrests and also the people affected by this are minority communities from which the criminals, and they go back into those communities and commit other crimes. i am happy to see people getting arrested in illinois. in new york, there is a failure to arrest and prosecute and to bring it back to the issue of hatred. the community feeling this the most is the jewish community. we have the highest percentage of hate crimes against jewish people and there is a failure to prosecute and if you prosecute, there is a failure to give

sentences that have weight or meaning. the amount of hate crimes rising against jewish and asian communities is so high, it is scary. >> joe is nodding because he hates and asians. why do you hate so many people? >> have you talked to them? >> have you been selling tickets off the show? >> i want to piggyback off what you said. i think there is an issue. this is a massive overcorrection for a previous massive inju injustice. it is sliding privilege wider. i think everybody is mad some snotty rich kid gets arrested and goes to jail and his daddy

can bail him out. i have a solution. you keep bail in place, but every time a rich kid gets bailed out by his dad, the contingency is his dad also has to bail out someone from a lower economic class. i think that even things out. >> no. i disagree. >> they have never seen so many tattoos on a person who shouldn't have them. >> you are poor, you stay in jail. >> finally, someone speaking my language. where are my notes? do you want to know what this is called? the safety act. who would vote against safety.

it was designed to deceive people. , they give you cancer. if they believe this, the acronym should have said let people out of jail, not the safety act. they know, for this to pass, they had to lie to people. >> risk assessment is a better standard than amount of money when determining whether or not someone should stay in jail, especially since you were just accused of a crime. i will explain and say the problem with that is, i do not trust the government to stick to that standard. in chicago, they have gun laws but they don't enforce them. they are not going to determine

it based on who is dangerous and who is not. it is a great standard if that is what they were going to do. >> let's go down the checklist. they are not going to change the name of the town to alec baldwin. they will call it deadwood. we are not talking about the crimes themselves. if it is a crime, it is a violent crime, there should be no bail, no matter who you are. no bail. make it a moot point. we shouldn't be talking about it. i get disgusted with the excuses for letting certain people commit crimes. guns are flooding into the neighborhood, let's blame the

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>> jack smith going to the subway is a message to donald trump. donald trump tries to intimidate people, tries to bully people. >> the imagery was intentional. >> those were cnn hosts. you heard them. >> not one saying what? >> we spotted him outside a subway and he got a sandwich and he left. powerful message. >> the message was i only eat one of these. >> that is the problem. they are doing wall-to-wall coverage on this. those poor pastors have nothing else to add.

there is nothing new that happened but the network makes them do it so they say, the sandwich, he didn't say any anything. he is brave for going to get a sandwich. it doesn't make sense. they are on autopilot. >> you are the sandwich expert. people have noticed you do look like jared from subway. >> i do. >> i did this story just for you. >> he has been reading that on twitter for ten years. he did not write that joke. for a decade.

>> it's because it is true. >> i know. >> jared wishes they had no cash bail. >> i lost my train of thought. >> i had a point to make. >> do you want to do another trump joke? >> i was going to say something in the other direction. smith, this is what i find crazy. he is appointed to oversee these investigations. his wife made a glowing documentary about michelle obama. i don't understand when conflict of interest comes into play

anymore. >> you are going to say we are an hso. >> that is a terrible joke i just made. >> he asks you a question and when you answer, he stops listening. >> we are in this business. if you do one thing, wall-to-wall, if you do wall-to-wall coverage, this is what happens.

>> when you read it, i am fascinated to see what special counsel brings first. the imagery was intentional. they have the propensity to elevate people in this idolatry. governor cuomo is going to be the next president and then stormy daniels attorney is so amazing. they do this. this guy is the next stormy daniels lawyer. this guy is going to be joe biden's number one contender. >> you can bet stormie has had her share of foot-long's. >> he said it. blame the black guy.

you are the. you get to defend him. >> you are getting a chapter in my book. i had a joke about contemporary art and i am not going to say it because you said it. it reminds me of going into a library and over analyzing things. >> when you find someone on your side, you have a tendency to do that and i am sure we have done it. they go into these short-term romances and you don't hear from stormy daniels. who is the lawyer for trump that is on cnn? >> michael cohen. they hated him before, but now they love him. >> what is scary is cnn's

audience, sitting there and taking it in and we are pointing out how ridiculous this is but this is a major news network that is watched all over the world and their word is truth to many. it has become a farce. >> all over the world but only in airports. >> and hotels. >> i like that the message is look at this guy. he is secure. he has a team of people behind him. >> they went to the restaurant on purpose because that is where the paparazzi is. this felt like that. maybe it is a message. what do you think the message could be?

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attached to a fishing net on the side of the plane. >> it was not an in-flight meal. >> because they suck. you get really uncomfortable and i just stare at you. wouldn't it be great if the parents were in the yard and one of the kids was screaming and they said no, you think they just fall out of the sky and pitfalls and it kills the child. i know. when then they say the kid died of covid.

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younger burglars. >> to make us feel better about aging. >> there is probably an old burglar at home. >> if i ever live to be 80, of course i am going to go into your house and steal your stuff. they are going to be like, she doesn't know where she is. >> i bet right now, older burglars are at home. joe goes yep. you had a recent experience, we were a victim. >> i don't know how old the person was. he was very good. >> i am going to guess he was an older gentleman. to the study, older people are

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consider myself old. >> you are ageless. >> that makes up for all your jokes. >> jewish jokes. >> i used to love the cat burglar movies. cary grant, those kind. they steal the diamond and the way it is kind of cool, but it furnishes the theory that prisons are great universities for crime. the more you go in, though more you talk to the old dues, the better you get. there is an obvious reason we should get rid of that noble thing. keep them in there so they can get better at their craft. >> i didn't know that what was old was over 21. the camera goes to you. >> we have jared vogel on

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>> we are out of time. [applause] >> it is 11:00 p.m. on the east coast, 8:00 in los angeles and this is america's late news. breaking tonight, california wants to regulate the private conversations you have with your doctor, mandating what doctors can and cannot say. despite a violent crime problem, illinois ends cash bail, putting more criminals on the street and one of the largest cities is hoping to follow suit. we begin with democrats running into a buzz saw on