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exclusion i have town hall, robert f. kennedy jr. right in new york city in a really big venue, a lot of room for a lot of people. free tickets at hannity.com. audience shows right here in new york wednesday and thursday night. those tickets are free. hannity.com. set your dvr so you never, ever, ever, miss an episode of hannity. in the meantime let not your heart be troubled. greg gutfeld is putting a smile on your face right now. ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ it's happening! all right. yes, it's thursday! it's thursday! it's after wednesday and before friday! just wanted to mike that clear. another week, another country music star falsely accused of racism. last week it was luke combs who
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has a huge hit with a cover of tracy chapman's 1988 song called fast car. i think we have a snippet of the song. >> you've got a fast car ♪ i wanted to get to anywhere ♪ maybe we can continue ♪ maybe together we can get somewhere ♪ >> greg: that song really is timeless. somehow combs is the bad guy for renewing interest in chapman's interest and put can a bunch of money in her pocket out of respect for her talent. but he's white and she's black so it's bad. now it's jason aldine's turn. to be clear, as of last week, i had no idea who jason aldine was. >> and it reminds me of that song by jason aldine. >> i don't know who that is. >> who's jason aldine? >> the audience groaned. >> really? big country singer. >> sorry fox news it's a country singer. aren't you supposed to know about country music? i don't know anything about
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country music. yeah, you could get killed if you don't know country music at fox. now i know everything about the guy. the story is all over fox more than brian kilmeade. [laughter] >> greg: lonely guy. can't go home. the cmt network, which used to stand for country music television, now starred for cowards, morons and twirps. you should have seen the original acronym, cmt think about it. they pulled the video for al deep's latest single try this in a small town, if you haven't seen that yet, here it is ♪ ♪ >> spit in his face, stomp on the flag and light it up ♪ yeah, you think you're tough ♪ well, try that in a small town ♪ see how far you make it down the road ♪
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>> greg: musician cheryl crow called the song not american or small-town like. it's just lame. that's not nice of her. she should know here's her singing at a recent ♪ >> ♪ if it makes you happy ♪ it can't be that bad ♪ ♪ if it makes you happy ♪ ♪ then why the hell are you so sad ♪ >> greg: those hormone blockers really work. but it doesn't really matter. the controversy's already back firing, the song is number one on itunes and cmt is as popular with its fan base as a warm can of bud light. i know, huh? never gets old. and now even i'm talking about it, and the last time i listened to any country music i was doing
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blow in a bass pro bathroom with larry gatland. long time ago. the streisand effect, when you tell people they can't see or hear something, they want to know what you're so afraid of. they want to make up their minds for themselves. you know, like adults in this country have been doing for years until this bag of used dill dildos of modern progressives came along. probably should have said new dildos. but none of this is about a song or an artist or genre. it's about who's allowed to speak their mind in 2023 america. the modern's left first impulse is always censorship which is more anti american than putting pineapple on pizza. so why is this song a target? because it's anti crime and to a liberal being anti crime is anti black. that linkage alone is racist. but it's now a solid belief among progressives. if you redefine violence as
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mostly peaceful social justice, then rejecting violence makes you the enemy because crime equals blacks among liberals and the media. and now we're here where songs about riots receive more condemnation from politicians than the actual riots did. racist libs took it personally because the video featured the george floyd's riots something they embraced. aldine's point being in small towns people get touchy when you set fire to their businesses and try to kill them. what a bunch of squares. and apparently it's racist because aldine filmed a video near a courthouse where a young black man was linked in 1927 almost a century ago. the same year joe biden got his first letter from aarp. it's funny. they call themselves progressives, right? but they spend more time looking in the rearview mirror than i do when i have a hitchhiker in my
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trunk. so how much you want to bet aldine had no idea about that. how much you want to bet that nearly all the people claiming he should have known didn't have an idea about it either. the media knows nothing. so libs will blame aldine for something that happened before his grandparents were born but they won't blame antifa or becomes lm for anything that happened during the riotsment you know what else was filmed in front of that courthouse? hannah montana the movie. it's kilmeade's favorite. nothing says white privilege like her father billy ray's mullet. so, libs, if you claim that opposing crime is racist, you're assuming that criminals are all one race. which is, guess what? racist. aldine addressed the controversy tweeting, there is not a single lyric in the song that references race. there isn't a single video clip that isn't real news footage. but that doesn't matter in the race obsessed racist world of modern liberals they call it a
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dog whistle yet they're the only ones that can hear it. guess that makes them the dogs. no wonder they poop outdoors. >> period! >> greg: let's welcome tonight's guests! she's a finance wiz who's all up in our biz host on the evening edit on fox business, elizabeth macdonald! [cheers and applause] >> greg: he's spent more time on tv than my pillow. host of one one nation and the brian kilmeade radio show, brian kilmeade! [cheers and applause] >> greg: his face is as elastic as my waste band. comedian jim brewer! [cheers and applause]. >> greg: and she's like summertime, bright, hot and hazardous to the elderly. fox news contributor kat timpf! [cheers and applause] >> greg: brian? >> brian: yes.
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>> greg: first off i want to congratulate you. >> brian: on? >> greg: you had a big week. >> brian: what do you mean. >> greg: they caught the mass me quan serial killer so you are now off the hook. >> brian: pretty much. >> greg: you weren't a suspect you were a person of interest for many years because that's where you're from, you're never at home, you're always sleeping here at fox. you're always changing in the bathrooms. you've got a weird backpack, right kat? you've seen the backpack >> woman: i also have a backpack. >> greg: yes but not filled with women's fingers. >> that's also true. >> greg: brian glad we got that out of the way. >> brian: right. it is a big relief for me and my family because i've followed for quite some time and you being a character witness against me saying i have no character was certainly not helpful. but you have to kiss up to the fbi. >> greg: so do you believe that there is some evidence to that video having some kind of
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hostile underpinnings. >> absolutely not. you know why? because i looked at some of the lyrics because in country music you can actually understand them up like the stuff you listen to. use your grandfather's gun, we'll take care of our own. that means stand you get to defend your property. sucker punch somebody on the sidewalk car jack an old lady at a red light, somebody at a liquor store. that's called tuesday's news. he's taking this from the news, this is happening. this is so outrages there's lawlessness anywhere. in a small town we've given up supporting the cops we elect our own sheriffs take care of my own and if you come in my house you're going to get shot. that's called the american dream. >> greg: what's funny about what you said which is unusual, because you're rarely funny. >> brian: but yet you book me all the time. >> greg: because i love you. >> brian: yes. [cheers and applause] >> greg: you see the hypocrisy. liz, you could argue, when you
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hear those lyrics, that that video was actually like a tourism video for people living in the city to move. it's like, you know what? that stuff there, that [bleep] will not happen here. >> elizabeth: and everything's feelings in the city are hurt by this, right? by the way whenever you word libs i feel like you're calling on me and i'm like, oh, my god, i'm going to start drinking like the plane's going down, greg's coming at me. you know, this feels like scheduled outrage. i didn't even see this video and i don't care about the song, i'm like oh god i have to do more work to see what they're upset about now. what's on the calendar they're teeing up getting right side to be mad. they would fight with a statue if they could. >> greg: well, they did. >> elizabeth: they did pull down status, that's right. >> greg: don't complain about the work, liz, you had to listen to a four minute song. imagine if this were about a movie we would all have to watch it. >> elizabeth: see the trailer to do the work. so it's okay to like sing about,
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you know, raping women and killing cops, you know what i mean? and when, when, when, when are they going to wake up? when is it going to do the coverage of 40 people dead, black communities and businesses destroyed in the riots >> brian: $400 million. >> elizabeth: two billion in insurance coverage, didn't mean to fact check there you. >> brian: but you enjoyed it. >> elizabeth: in real time. but the way the media and democrats are misleading america is so poisonous and so toxic for the national conversation. it's natout immoral and wrong. not to be so moralizing but it's annoying. >> greg: jim? >> jim: they're running out -- it's so obvious, they only have certain words they always say. that is it. you can have a car crash, a song about a car crash and they go, we need a statement. racist! sexist! they hate black people! did we get -- did anyone buy
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that? if you saw this -- i listened to the song. i watched the video. there's -- what baffles my mind is, okay, you can burn the place down, you can drag innocent elderly women out of a car and beat them, kick them. you can light churches on fire. but just don't write no songs about it. >> greg: exactly. >> jim: now you're crossing the racial tension line. >> greg: exactly. [laughter] [cheers and applause]. >> jim: and i'll say this, i live in florida right now. if things go down, you better find yourself a red neck friend. real quick. you can judge them all you want but they're the ones up in a tree know how to skin a hawk, just saying. [laughter] >> greg: speaking of knowing how to skin a hog, i don't even know
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what that means, kat. what's your take? you love country music. you were just saying before the show started that you listened to the song 50 times. >> nope, nope, nope. nope, nope, nope. i don't love new country music. i do like -- i don't like new country music and it sucks that this is going to the abe political statement. i don't know who this guy is, he looks to me like every dude ever i've seen sitting at a buffalo wild wings. right? if you put a picture of all the buffalo wild wings regulars and then him i wouldn't pull him out of a lineup. no, i don't think this is a pro link song but i i want to go back to say all this new country music, it all sounds the same, i don't like it because it sucks and i'm not pro lynching.
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and there are some bad things sitting in a small town. everything closes early. there's no door dash. i had to make the sandwich myself. >> greg: that's going to change. as people are moving out, you're getting areas where there's decent restaurant in small towns. >> and they close at like 10:00 p.m. >> greg: yeah. that's good. what are you doing -- nothing good for you is going to happen at 11:00 p.m., kat. >> brian: that's right. >> a lot of good things happen at 11:00 p.m. >> greg: well, that's when our show ends. >> jim: but the new country music is hollywood now. the old country is very fox centric, old school t new country is very hollywood. so john rich and company, you talk to those guys. they want a big separation. >> greg: yeah, they can't stand you. >> jim: can i get a second source on that. >> greg: here's the second source. you're ugly, too. >> jim: are you going to apologize now or on the break. >> greg: i'll just say during the break how much i appreciate
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you you being on the show but then i'll rip you to shreds afterwards. you be next she sparked some democratic rants by showing hunter without his pants. [cheers and applause] >> if you'll be in the new york area and would like tickets to see gutfeld go to foxnews.com/gutfeld and click on the link to join our studio audience. ♪ a beach house, a treehouse, ♪ ♪ honestly i don't care ♪ find the perfect vacation rental for you booking.com, booking. yeah. tide is busting laundry's biggest myth... that cold water can't clean. cold water, on those stains? ♪ cold water can't clean tough stains? i'd say that myth is busted. turn to cold, with tide.
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♪ >> greg: thank you. thank you. that's what applause sounds like, brian. she made sure to include pics of hunter in the nude, mtg let them see hunter's peepee. i'm in my 50's. congresswoman marjorie taylor greene outraged democrats by showing explicit pics of
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hunter's log. the pictures were so dirty hunter was just made an honorary clinton. the women with hunter mtg asserts were prostitutes illegally transported across state lines by hunter and fraudulently paid for with money from his law firm, and they were definitely prostitutes because you could tell the way democrats pretended not to recognize them. needless to say at least a dozen congress men wanted to examine the pictures more closely. remember, congress, before you sleep with a hooker, she may have already slept with hunter biden. now, that's in contraception. the visual aids were part of greene's line of questioning directed at irs whistleblowers that are involved until hunter's tax whatever, who claimed a federal investigation into hunter was deeply flawed. you know, just like that investigation into the white house cocaine. but dems were too prude, please
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save the pornography for a crazy kindergarten teacher and five year old students but not here. and the white house lawn. aoc called it a new low for republicans and then paused at a laser pointer focused at a wall. but the whole thing probably wasn't even the most interesting thing mtg has done recently. ♪ >> mtg, maga's mvp. mtg, maga's mvp p mtg, maga's m democrats get back, reporters even get slack ♪ they're spreading all these rumors because marjorie spreading big facts, when they going to let joe out of the basement. marjorie i really love what you do, no one does it better than you ♪ >> greg: interesting fact steve doocy loaned them that car. he likes to low ride liz.
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so i do. you know what i mean? nude pics in congress, was that unprofessional? >> elizabeth: no. i mean they're all over the internet already. >> greg: that's true. >> elizabeth: what's really interesting, in this, people -- a lot of people disagree with mtg, i get that, but what she's saying is, where's the #metoo movement because hunter was abusing women writing them off like office supplies deducting them as business expenses. i've already said this on the air and people are mad at me on twitter, but if the democrats are mad about this, go be mad at hunter biden. he's a grown man. he's a father. he individual yesterday himself with his depraved pornography. they're so mad about that, but they're not mad about, as you pointed out, porner in school libraries, really?. >> greg: yeah. it's crazy. jim, have you been following this at all?
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[laughter]. >> jim: i'm shocked the guy doesn't have a reality show on bravo or something like that. no. i'm more baffled, as time goes on and like liz said, everyone's seen this a while ago. this is all over the internet. so i love when aoc's like, this is absurd, like no one's seen this. i don't know what. dude, i'm going to start smoking a lot of marijuana again because i can't figure out anything going on anymore. >> greg: and you know what i hear, according to the experts, that's the solution. smoking more marijuana. >> jim: you better legalize it across the country. how do you watch -- >> greg:. >> greg: these people. >> jim: right. he's got -- if this was like my relative he would have been hauled off a long time ago and my dad's business would have been taken down. >> greg: it is amazing. kat, the one thing that always
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gets me is how his dad maintains how smart he is. there's no evidence of this whatsoever. [laughter] >> kat: i disagree. name a more successful crack head. >> greg: that is true. >> jim: that's right. great point. >> kat: you know, i'm nowhere near as successful as he is and i've smoked no crack, no. to brag. the corruption stuff is the stuff that concerns me, not this. she's referring to the man act from 1910 and it says -- it criminalized bringing a woman across state lines for prostitution or debatchry or any other immoral purpose. okay, immoral according to whom. if you bring your wife to aruba and she has too many mud slides should you go to jail? so i think we need to get rid of that and focus on the stuff that affects us as taxpayers. because they don't want us to get rich or keep our own money
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but they do all kinds of shady [bleep] and get rich off of that. >> greg: yeah. excellent. thank god he really didn't do that, because i have to pay for that. brian, what is the real outrage here? you work at fox and friends. you have the antenna of outrage. what is really -- like if you were doing this on fox and friends what would piss you off most. >> brian: first off a few observations. jim i've never seen somebody quit on a comment. you were so outraged you just had to stop. and kat when you were talking, he looks at you like you're zeus apollo and plato >> kat: that's how everyone should look. >> brian: when i talk, you just wait for me to take a breath. the different way you hear people. >> greg: all i hear when you talk is stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid. >> brian: see. this is -- you know we're on. >> greg: i know. we're on at 10:00 now
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>> kat: wait why were you looking at him instead of me when i was talking? >> brian: more outrage. okay. does that that could out of my time?. >> greg: no, no. i give back your time. >> elizabeth: reclaim it. >> brian: thank you very much. i have no idea my point. my point is this. i'm always amazed. like george stephanopoulos was on the air and jim trusty was on and he goes, well, where is the information about joe biden's corvette, what about the stuff found in his corvette and he said you can't stay stuff like that, he didn't know. and i think a lot of people looking at that video, hunter biden and are so detached, they didn't know. how dare you show stuff that looks like hunter biden naked, not understanding. could you imagine being in the biden house when they go hey, by the way hunter, where's your laptop? you dropped it off where? and you haven't been back when? since that moment, you have had a fleet of people trying to suppress it, demean it, and ignore it, and we're the only
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ones going, this is the biggest story in america and it's all coming to a head. >> greg: and the scoop today from the new york post was that fbi were told the hunter biden laptop was real the day of the post scoop. so they knew. >> brian: guess who the attorney general was? >> greg: who? . >> brian: william barr. did william barr tell trump? and did the fbi tell barr? if trump knew in october of 2019, this is a brand new election and biden is not the nominee. >> elizabeth: but this was a full court press by nancy pelosi, schumer and schiff that it was -- and jen psaki to say it was russian information. so the american people didn't get the information. >> brian: 2019 he wasn't president that wasn't the team. >> elizabeth: one out of seven may have voted differently if they knew it was going on. >> greg: do you think that hunter mind that everyone has seen his stuff. because he clearly doesn't go to an office, rise. >> greg: that would be weird. i was thinking, if you show up to an office. he works out of a plane
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>> brian: ask jeffrey toobin. >> elizabeth: i don't think he minds. i think he wanted to have it out there. i think he likes -- he wanted to be a porn star reported. >> greg: who didn't right? the man with a boring demeanor struts around holding a weiner. i'm your overly competitive brother. check. psych! and i'm about to steal this game from you just like i stole kelly carter in high school. you got no game dude, that's a foul! and now you're ready to settle the score. game over.
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celebrating national hotdog day, congratulations to you and may there be many, many more hot dogs served in our wonderful land. >> greg: so, jim, that's his favorite meat. >> jim: i love it. i felt like i was watching some dark sexual secret like him out of his garage i like hot dogs in the bun. i like them outside the bun. i like rubbing my hotdog against the bun. i like when my hotdog barks. i like catketchup on my hotdog. that was the creepiest hotdog ever. does this guy have friends? did anyone try and talk him out of this video [laughter] >> greg: don't walk and talk mitt. that's the first thing. you said his dog doesn't bark. at least this dog wasn't in a cage on top of his car. >> jim: yeah, or just tied to the rack. >> greg: these people don't remember this story.
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>> i'm going to berate them individually. >> what's the dog's name. >> sea-mus. >> greg: shamus? . >> brian: oh. >> greg: i just know it pooped on top of the car. kat i heard he had binders of weaneders >> kat: did we do that story so you can make that joke. >> greg: people don't remember that do you remember binders of women? >> kat: i do. i thought the video was amazing because it made me laugh and i did not think mitt romney could do that. >> greg: yeah. did you notice something, kat? >> kat: the hallway is very long. >> greg: no, that trump was right about how he walks like a penguin? i just noticed that now. >> elizabeth: oh, that is interesting. >> greg: do you think he has a heel problem. i apologize if he has a medical condition, penguinitis >> kat: when he congratulated
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everybody i lost it. and then he said many more hot dogs, he called it the wonderful lands. i mean, that's comedy. >> greg: yeah. it is pretty amazing. can you imagine that maybe anthony weiner is somewhere holding a mitt. [laughter] >> brian: i thought the mayor, there's a mayor running against him who said, well, if he had hadn't have worked so hard to get joe biden elected that hotted dog would have been half the price. a little inflation humor. >> greg: why is it so hard for him to be the human? >> brian: i'm not sure because he's a very nice guys. >> greg: he's uncomfortable. always feels uncomfortable. he's probably a very nice person, a really good person. but do you remember that -- but in any kind of situation, he has a problem. he had a good -- one debate with obama that was really good. >> brian: right and then threw the other 1 in the street. he was actually right about
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russia, wasn't he? >> greg: he was. what did he say. >> brian: the number one geopolitical foe. >> greg: well then he's wrong, it's china. >> brian: well, number two. >> greg: you're number two. liz. >> brian: what does that mean? >> greg: i don't know. from the biz standpoint you work at fbn our business network. >> elizabeth: thank you. >> greg: if you don't have it, you don't have it. let's talk about the economics of hot dogs for --. >> elizabeth: really? >> greg: no, i'm kidding. i just wanted to give you a boring question. beef, let's talk about beef. do you like a good hotdog, liz? >> elizabeth: no >> greg: jim already pervertd the meat so i can't do it anymore. >> jim: i think mitt romney perverted it. >> greg: okay. let's talk about that liz. the way-held the hotdog was creepy. >> elizabeth: i didn't even know there was a wrong way to hold a hotdog. >> greg: when i hold a hotdog you're kind of eating it and he
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had ketchup on it which is kind of strange. >> elizabeth: he opened saying as you all know it's national hotdog day. i didn't know that. and then he said as you all know this is my favorite meat. there's not one thing that's meat in that hotdog. what's he talking about. this is such a none sec wa ter why did he decide to do this? >> greg: you know what he did? he wanted to reveal a picture of a weiner that doesn't belong to hunter biden? >> elizabeth: okay. that's staying on the story. >> greg: really is selfless. he's very selfless. i love a good hotdog. i really do. they're amazing. you know what? i may be a weirdo but i like a boiled hotdog. >> elizabeth: with ketchup? >> greg: no with mustard and i don't even use a bun, i just like shove i see in my mouth. [laughter]. >> greg: i better go now. up next scientists furiously race to solve sex in space.
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>> mock it and move on. >> greg: time for mock it and move on. these were stories we were going to put on the show but we couldn't be bothered so we're just going to mock it and move on. the first one, scientists are calling for further research into sex in space as the possibility grows due to space tourism. kat, do we really need sex that bad that we have to do it in space? >> kat: no. >> greg: thank you >> kat: i did a lot of research on this and it seems that sex in space is hot in theory but la gistically difficult and if that's what you're looking for just do it in the shower. don't act like you don't know what i'm talking about. [laughter] >> greg: brian, the problem with
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sex in space is that inevitably the couples will drift apart. [laughter] >> brian: i think that's true. i just love -- i didn't know it's never been done before, number one. >> greg: i don't believe that. those astronauts were banging each other in the space station. >> brian: let's ask senator kelly, he would know. >> greg: who's senator kelly. >> brian: arizona. do you follow the news. >> greg: who are you? >> brian: i'm not sure. i love the advice they're giving potential partners, advised to stay in the same proximity. i thought that was pretty much a given. since one can't rely on gravity to pitch one together, you have to do it yourself, push them together. and then look out for banging your head because you can just float around and you could get hurt. so should you wear a helmet. [laughter] >> kat: always >> greg: jim, i would wear a helmet during sex. >> jim: yeah, why not.
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play the theme of jaws, wear a helmet, whatever goes. >> greg: whatever works. >> jim: whatever works. >> greg: liz this could be an economic boone for the space sex industry. >> elizabeth: i don't need to have sex in space i just need some harvey's bristol cream and a water bed. [laughter] >> greg: harvey's bristol cream! [laughter] >> greg: that's the funniest thing ever. [laughter]. >> greg: harvey's bristol. >> elizabeth: a little cherri. >> greg: you are something else. >> i'm getting excited. >> greg: jeff bezos ex-wife has reportedly squandered $27 billion since their 2019 divorce. jim some of that went to charity so she had help squandering it. this is revenge or just so she doesn't pay taxes. what do you think? >> jim: i think we put it all
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into sex in space. >> greg: that would be fun >> greg: kat, is this the only way women can get rich is through divorce? a sexist might say? i just said it as a sexist >> kat: i'm just compiling a real of all the things you say to me and i'm going to get rich that way. [laughter] [cheers and applause] >> brian: she's retained jonathan turley. >> greg: amazing. >> brian: it is pretty amazing. i don't know what she did. she marries a teacher, marries a teacher and divorces the teacher but each time she gets divorced she loses between 30 and $50 billion. where is this money and how does she know all this. was she telling this to her therapist dr. drew and is dr. dru telling us on this shows. >> greg: i don't know but bezos has squandered that much money on steroids. >> brian: i know that's not natural. >> greg: boy, liz. >> elizabeth: it's something.
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making me rethink the harvey's bristol cream and the water bed. >> greg: good that half of the money went to some kind of charity. you're a business person, that means she doesn't pay taxes on the other half. she's giving the money to charity instead of the government. >> elizabeth: she's getting charitable donation deductions but i don't know if it's 20 bazillion. i don't know what she's doing with the money, not buying clothes it seems. but it's her money, who cares. you know, it is something that she's giving away to charity, i give her props up for that. >> greg: give her props? >> elizabeth: yeah, up. >> greg: is that what young kids say thee days >> kat: or she wants us to think the money's squandered and she's really hiding it somewhere. >> greg: must be hard for her to date, right? because let's be honest, she's no margot robbie, so -- [laughter] >> kat: keep going. >> greg: everybody wants her for the money. everybody wants her for the money, right? you have to have a prenup. this story has really died.
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>> jim: yeah >> greg: thanks for the help. >> brian: what is harder going through divorce penniless where one person's without money. this seems harder being so ridiculously rich that when we break up it really doesn't matter. she didn't complain like bill gates's ex-wife complains all the time doesn't she? >> greg: women, huh? >> brian: i did what i could. >> greg: all right, we've got to move on. s ai's destined to go far as the director of avatar. [cheers and applause] th car inse so you only pay for what you need. check it out, you could save $700 dollars just by switching. ooooh, i'll look into that. let me put a reminder on my phone. save $700 dollars. pick up dad from airport? ohhhhhh. only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪
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>> a story in five words ♪ >> greg: story in five words: cameron was right about ai. okay, get this brian. of course terminator director james cameron says he warned us about the dangers of artificial intelligence in 1984 when he made that movie and that we didn't listen, adding, quote, the weaponization of ai is the biggest danger. i think we will get into the equivalent with a nuclear arms race with ai and if we don't build it the other guys for sure will build it and then it will escalate and then, this is the weird part, brian kilmeade will die. >> brian: right. which i hope doesn't happen. >> greg: you're the only person that said that. everybody said, it's worth it. they saw it and they go boy this sounds really bad and they got to the last part and everybody
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went yeah! >> brian: just so you know in rehearsal he was really nice. he goes on to say don't worry about writers and creative people, you know, they're only as good as the information put in here. we should worry if they win an academy award. it is absolutely going to win an academy award. all the best writers shakespeare everything going into chat bot gbt, gutfeld, all of it soon. >> greg: i was worried, google says it's now creating its own news ai which means if they're good at it and the media's so lazy, it's just google is just going to run the news. >> elizabeth: yeah, they could. that is a possibility. after google just destroyed local newspapers not paying for the content, just taking and not paying for the overhead. facebook, too. i mean, do i think terminator was ai? not really.
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i think he's kind of jumping on the bandwagon but it is an interesting debate. >> greg: i think it is. they reached super intelligence, they became hotter than human beings and could time travel, too. which didn't make sense to me. but they also, the machinery, jim, could rebuild itself. but the thing is, if he is so good at predicting, why couldn't he predict the four marriages that ended in divorce? [laughter] >> greg: i think they all left him. >> jim: what's that. >> greg: i think they all left him. including linda hamilton. remember linda hamilton from terminator. >> jim: i do. >> greg: she was hot. there she is. might be -- is she alive? i don't know. jim, what are your thoughts? >> jim: i honestly think, you're going to fear ai now? ai has been way ahead of us -- we may be all ai right now. >> greg: you're right. >> jim: we may not be here. >> greg: yes. >> jim: you may not be here. if you watch biden, he is ai.
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that's not human being. that's someone messing with that ai. there's no way. >> greg: this could be an entire simulation that was evented a billion years ago and it's just playing out like a game. i mean, that explains a lot of things, it really does. all right, kat. what do you think about this? are you scared of ai or do you think it will make your life better? >> kat: so terminator isn't about a robot. >> greg: yes, it is >> kat: because i that i see it was like arnold schwarzenegger wears a suit like he does at the end of jingle all the way. >> greg: that's not what the movie was about >> kat: okay. he comes back a lot, i know that part. >> greg: cameron made a movie called titanic and the boat hit the iceberg, and then it happened. >> kat: i knew that. >> greg: and then it happened >> kat: i never saw titanic either. ai has already screwed us over so badly. i think that all technology and
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stuff, it's like all these algorithms kind of showing us what we should think, only showing certain things and not other things and a lot of us aren't really thinking anymore at all. >> brian: by the way it's wrong a lot. ai, it is a' not as if it's getting things right. if you put stuff into ai half the stuff you have to check on google. >> elizabeth: kind of like being a media watch dog. >> greg: if ai is basically scouring the world for information, at going to become as dumb as we are at some point. >> brian: right. >> greg: it's going to be a really annoying guy that you go to like hey write my paper and it will be like -- hey i just did you. it turned into jim brewer. don't go away, we'll be right back. >> if you'll be in the new york area and would like tickets to see gutfeld go to foxnews.com/gutfeld and click on
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♪ >> greg: we are out of time. thanks to elizabeth macdonald, kilmeade! jim breuer! kat timpf! our studio audience. fox news at night with dreamy trace gallagher is next. i love you trace gallagher, i do. [cheers and applause] >> trace: good evening everyone i'm trace gallagher, it's 11:00 p.m. on the east coast, 8:00 here in los angeles and this is america's late news. fox news at night. and breaking tonight, a scene becoming more common across the country, parents at school board meetings fighting for their kids' education. tonight, ground zero in the fight for parental rights is temecula california a city southeast of los angeles where tempers flared during a 9-hour school board meeting concerning sexualized curriculum. steve hilton and carl demaio are live with us to break down the

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