a lot of productions, deadpool, and -- a lot of them have had to stop until things get settled. >> you are an encyclopedia when it comes to everything. journalist extraordinaire. it worked out. going to pair this and see if people -- they did in droves. some other ideas going. we shall see. here comes "the five." ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> dana: i'm dana perino with katie pavlik, jessica tarlov, jesse watters, and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ kamala harris accused of lying about florida's new black history curriculum. the vice president traveling to jacksonville, blasting the state's new board of education standards on teaching slavery. >> they want to replace history with lies, middle school

students in florida to be told that enslaved people benefited from slavery. >> they insult us in an attempt to gaslight us. [applause] we will not have it. instead, they dare to push propaganda to our children! this is the united states of america! we are not supposed to do that! >> dana: the media piling on over the vice president's concerns. >> free housing? permanent employment, all-you-can-eat corn bread. the board of education of florida, once you to see the job description and think that slavery was not so bad. >> this is the game they have been playing, trying to both sides, racism and white supremacy. >> so disgusting that there were personal benefits of any kind to. >> just because black people -- doesn't mean that it's going to be accurate. >> shame on you people in florida, how dare you try to

whitewash slavery. >> a lot of people around this country are trying to feel that you cannot teach the correct history of this country because it makes white kids uncomfortable. >> dana: you get the idea come about -- says kamala harris is brazenly lying about the curriculum. harris is singling out only one bullet in the program that says this: "develop skills which, in some instances, could be applied for the personal benefit." the national review points out that there are 190 other passages that harris is not mentioning. they teach about the evils and horrors of slavery. two african american scholars who actually created the new curriculum are defending it, claiming that it's being taken out of context, with one calling kamala harris' claims "categorically false." he says the vice president is misinterpreting what the controversial passage means great >> it's the case that advocates proved resourceful, resilient, adaptive, were able to develop skills, which served

to their abilities. both while enslaved and after enslavement. >> this is hot on the campaign trail. ron desantis was asked about this in utah. here's what he said. >> absolutely ridiculous. it's totally outrageous. you can look on the website of the florida department of education. they've got a lot of scholars together to do a lot of standards and a lot of different things, but these are the most robust standards in african american history probably anywhere in the cou country. coming down to the state of florida -- try to demagogue. >> dana: it got political fast over the weekend. charles cooke's piece in the national review was several pages as he lists 190 of the other passages that kamala harris didn't mention. >> greg: it's like the media wants you to believe that the osmond brothers came up with their curriculum, but it's all evil white people. that's why they keep saying floridians because they don't know what race it was. i hate to sound like a broken record, but this is not a real story at all.

this was made up. it was a snippet journalism. she took one piece out of a huge thing and turned it into some kind of -- against racism and all this other stuff. it's not real. she sounded drunk, but i often sound drunk at times. you know what i hate most about this? we have to do the work that kamala was supposed to do, so she comes out there, she lies, she did no preparation. every fool like me this week and has to read the curriculum. i'm exhausted. i wanted to play, hang out with my dog. but, it is gross you out. i get grossed out when i see this, because i imagine how much better a country we would be if people didn't go on this crazy fake -- biden country b.s. i think we need a color-blind summer. how much better everyone would feel if blacks did not feel oppressed because -- and that t --that their coworkers and

classmates are not seen as oppressors because they were white. this is not -- we were supposed to have, by old joe, everybody was supposed to get along. now it's stuff like this to create division. now, we have to feel guilty at all times about who our ancestors were, and we are always going to be the target. that apparently keeps them out of trouble. i don't know. >> there was also this idea that kamala harris, one of the first things she did was to figure out "this is something i can do to get democrats perhaps interested" in the numbers with them. jim has seen not as a former obama guy, campaign guy, this is the democratic point of view. >> sometimes, the best gifts in politics over the other side gives you. i love how quickly -- decides to go down there the next day, her remarks. not scripted. she looks at the cameras, and just said what was in her heart. it reminds you why she first

came to prominence. >> dana: so, it's not about that, but the politics, and maybe she gets a score on that one. >> jesse: i don't think she's going to get a score. everybody knows she's lying. i have to ask the african americans watching, what's it like to be lied to by kamala harris? let's elect to be lied to by these buffoons on msnbc who did not read the curriculum or have no idea what the story is, have no idea what's going down in florida, and they act upset. they act enraged on your behalf based on a lie. i have an african american phd that we just heard from, dr. alan will be on the show tonight. he says this right here. this is well documented among historians. this is historical fact that to develop skills while they were enslaved and then use those skills as blacksmiths, as agriculture, tailoring, the shipping business, to benefit

themselves and their families once they were freed. it speaks to the resilience and aptitude of the enslaved african americans who at the time were able to better themselves and able to improve their situation despite brutal, brutal conditions, horrific and abhorrent conditions. says this in a statement after blessing harris. "the attempt to reduce to just victims of oppression fails to recognize their strength, courage, and resiliency during a difficult time in american history. this is probably the most rigorous african american studies curriculum i've ever seen. this goes back three atlantic slave trade. this goes to the quakers, the abolitionists, the cotton gin, post reconstruction, all the way up to the present. this should be taught in every single middle school, high school, in the united states. this is the best of the best,

created by african american scholars in the state of florida, and kamala harris is either dumb and did not read anything about it, or she knows the truth and has decided to lied to the american people about it. i think it's disgusting. why doesn't kamala harris want african americans, and white americans, to know that black americans did learn skills despite being enslaved? >> dana: jessica, do you think she read the whole thing and -- >> jessica: i think she read the whole thing. i think that it is an incredibly complex piece. it's 191 passages listed, you have some good -- frankly, i'm fundamentally uncomfortable with the sentence that blacks benefited at all from this. it made me think of someone -- i'm obviously not black but i'm jewish. if someone were to say about the holocaust that there were some

benefits for jay e ws, hanging out at concentration camps coming maybe you had a strong -- >> greg: search for meaning, talked about having to survive a concentration scam by getting skills, be useful, utility kept you alive. >> jessica: , okay, but we are talking about middle schoolers. there's a lot of concern about what age people are prepared to understand complex issues. i'm not sure 12 is the right age to start hearing things like "when you were enslaved here in america you --" -- >> greg: what about gender? >> jesse: what about gender ideology? >> jessica: just let me finish. ron desantis knows this is bad for him. his first response was "i didn't do it, i'm not involved in it." we know that his response to the 2022 -- we also know that the type of people that were charged with this overall, maybe not dr. alan who we will have on tonight, someone like kim daniels who is on tape saying "i

thank god for slavery, because without it, i would be in africa worshiping a tree." she is an anti-semite, and blames jewish people for everything -- classic trope. in response to kamala harris' speech, saying that she's gone totally off base, 16 examples of that learned their skills while they were doing this. joshua steinberg, georgetown, pointed out that it is riddled with inaccuracies. james fortune is an example, he was not a. he was a sailor of the revolution. then, a couple of blacksmiths who are not blacksmiths at all. matt cobb was a sharecropper who became the head of the alabama federation sharecropper union. amazing example of achievement -- as well, a blacksmith in the florida department of education piece, but he was an inventor, and wound up getting two patentses and was hired by the edison company. it felt to me -- >> jesse: when i ask him tonight exactly that, we will find out --

>> jessica: through the article, we will. it just felt that they were trying hard to deemphasize that the american experience of slavery was so bad -- they talked about how much worse it was in other places. it was really bad here akin to what other people are saying like "sally hemmings was thomas jefferson's girlfriend." >> greg: do you think it's wrong to bring up that slavery is around now? that it exists right now? >> jessica: no. >> greg: that would make up for it. do you see my point customer >> dana: let me ask katie, how do you think ron desantis has handled this? >> katie: i would say that liberals apparently think teaching critical race theory to kindergartners is fine but teaching middle schoolers and high school real american history through this thorough curriculum, they are not emotionally prepared for it, so i would argue this is much bigger -- crt. i think that jim messina's words about it being from the vice president's heart and that's what bothers them -- truth and what is in the

curriculum is very telling. in terms of how ron desantis has handled this, i think he is a little bit distracted by his campaign. he allows and delegates people inside of his government, and he trusts them, to do exactly this. it's why he hired a descendant of, dr. william allen, to write this curriculum, to be involved and to make sure that his voice was heard when it came to what was being taught. he was not defending the line about skills that were obtained and used later when -- for free, and he is a descendant of. kamala harris and the biden administration has been attacking ron desantis since early 2020 as eight -- for 2024, but now kamala harris need something to do, so she parachutes in from florida. i doubt she read the 216 page curriculum, because she -- her staff. she did use a single sentence about skill development to be completely out of context, does not understand the bigger picture of the curriculum, and then starts pumping racial

politics, which them jim messina has said -- of doing that. that is not a unity message. clearly, they are going after florida in a typical fashion, but it's really sad that they are doing it on a very out of context position when they had been saying for years that they want african american history and slavery taught in schools. as jesse said, this is a comprehensive, very important curriculum, and they are tearing it down because -- they are using it as a political opportunity. speak i'm looking forward to jesse's interview tonight at 8:00 p.m. eastern. nancy pelosi says she respects whistle-blowers, just not the hunter biden ones. i was told my small business wouldn't qualify for an erc tax refund. you should get a second opinion from

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♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> greg: i wish. blowing the whistle is no longer a courageous act of saving democracy, but according to democrats, nancy pelosi blasting republicans for holding a hearing, featuring two irs agents who claim that hunter biden got special treatment in his tax case could speak of what a ridiculous clown show again -- tax case. >> what a ridiculous clown show on part of the republicans ag again. on the basis of that hearing, they did not have a fair shot at what they came to say in light of the clown show, the pictures and i'm not confidence of what the whistle-blower said. the u.s. attorney, the trump attorney -- this is their

opinion. it was not the opinion of others there. >> greg: the media backing up nancy's attacks on the g.o.p. >> a hearing with two irs whistle-blowers, if you thought it would be tame and he would be wrong. this is the reality of the republican investigation into the so-called biden crime family, seemingly riddled with stunts and conspiracies. if it's on like deja vu, that's because the allegations have already been investigated. over and over and over again. >> greg: looks like republicans will not stop here the g.o.p. gearing up to hear from hunter's ex-partner devon archer. a reporter from "the new york post" planning to tell them that hunter put his father, the then vp, on the phone with business associates at least two dozen times. let me do the math for you, jesse, that's over 24. [laughter] that is amazing. if you talked to your dad, have you done in 24 tons customer

>> jesse: in one year. [laughter] talking every single day. a couple of things. they said remember one hunter was on the phone and he threatened the chinese to pay up because his dad was right next to him? it turns out hunter was driving his dad's corvette around delaware the same day. that puts joanne hunter at the same location, plus if they wanted to, they could pinpoint his location. the fbi could tell us what was in patrick's laptop and phone. hunter was paid $1 million by the chinese to represent the chinese spy the car clipped at jfk. seized his laptop and his phone so they could use it in a court case. what are they hiding? they knew that they were telling a chairman about joe and hunter, and all of a sudden, hunter is in the middle east at the four seasons. "let me call my dad and put him on speaker. these are --" joe biden has claimed that he never ever

talked to them and now we have like 6-7 people that say they talk all the time. what does it tell you when president joe biden is trying to put his opponent in prison and then trying to keep his own son out of the prison? last time i checked, the democrats love whistle-blowers. they wanted to give them all guns, double the workforce. they were hoping every irs agent could lock up all of these rich white guys cheating on their taxes. taxes. all of a sudden, iris whistle-blower, the second one was a gay democrat iris was a blogger, democrats cheating on their taxes. now it's a clown show? give me a break. every time they try to survey surge one -- every time they have a lead, it's a big guy. it's called obstruction of justice, corruption. compare that to trump. he was an open book. he had his whole family for depositions. he had thousands of documents. he had the answer for two years about a crime that never even existed. joe hasn't had to answer once about this.

did you meet tony b? did you talk to the ukrainians guys? they have you on tape. answer one question. he couldn't last 5 minutes. bret baier. >> greg: no. dana? >> dana: think the left's entire strategy is to pick up dust around it to confuse people. that could be working. the problem for them is that this has continued to get worse and worse. i don't know if you saw it in the briefing today, but karine jean-pierre had a slight change of phrasing. she said "president biden was never in business with his son." she has referred all those questions to the white house counsel's office for months, who say he's artie spoken on it and biden maintains that he never asked his son anything about his business dealings. you have all these people. what are the chances that all of these different entities are all lying about the very same thing, even if they are not related to each other, and they are doing it under oath, under penalty of

having to go to jail for it? i think that's why the white house is probably even more concerned. the credibility of the whistle-blower unfortunately is in the eye of the beholder. it is unfortunate. a lot of people that i work within the government, the bureaucrats are really good people. they work hard and care about what they do. but i don't understand is why the bureaucracy always votes for the democratic party in large measure, like 80% or something like that. look how quickly somebody like nancy pelosi can turn. >> what do you think, jessica? why is that the case? what are you trying to hide? [laughter] answer your question while i think about this. [laughter] >> why do you think about the girls in the corvette? >> greg: what are they trying to hide? [laughter] >> i think that nancy pelosi was drawing a distinction between the whistle-blowers themselves, being the clown show, and the republican line of questioning. you can look no further than margmarjorie taylor greene whipg

out a picture of hunter biden's penis to say "this is a clown show." >> greg: you can't find a picture of him without his penis. what are you going to do customer and believe me, i've tried. [laughter] >> you are quicker than me. [laughter] i thought i would get that for emphasis! [laughter] no fun. i didn't think that the whistle-blowers seemed not credible. i just thought that their answers seemed credible, but just did not support the g.o.p. narrative about it. gary family, for instance, question here, he said on average, how many times did you refer someone to the tax counselor -- to decide who would get prosecuted? they did not take their advice. he said the vast majority of times. or, joseph zigler, rgay democratic whistle-blower, talking about how he would ask the higher-ups and say "i want to ask questions about this," and they would say "it's too

much, we aren't going to be able to do that," and they were the trump appointees who were telling him that. it was not -- david weiss said it. agbarr. the narrative just completely falls apart. >> jesse: are you saying that the u.s. government blocked -- >> he pled guilty! >> jesse: wait a second, jessica. if i don't carry the one, i go to prison on my taxes. >> jessica: you would be in jail. >> jesse: audited all the time! middle class people. waitresses get audited. forget about it. what's $1 million? >> jessica: the roger stone example. >> katie: hearing jessica say that they narrative is falling apart. >> jessica: oh please, don't know what i'm talking about. >> katie: contrary to jessica saying that the narrative is falling apart, it's been corroborated by different places. you have the whistle-blowers, you have the fbi 1023 which mentions joe biden as the big

guy, bribery, that hunter will use him to get them into the united states and the initial public offering, changing foreign policy. you have tony bubba linsky, hunter biden's business murder during the -- hunter biden's business partner. you've got -- on monday testifying that this was going on. the obama white house was asked about this in the briefing room repeatedly about hunter biden's position on this, that it was a problem, because the state department tied them for corruption and there was a massive conflict of interest. on the hole, we have whistle-blowers information now that joe biden was involved during that time. >> greg: perfect phone call. >> katie: i reread the phone call. refresh my memory. [laughter] if you look at the way that they did the impeachment process, democrats loved whistle-blowers. if you actually look at the transcripts, but they are offering for paragraphs and conversations, cooperation, new

in the position as president. he wanted to work with trump. trumpet says "why don't you look into fighting corruption?" which was real, and then they impeached him for it. >> jessica: my political opponent -- i will not give you weapons. >> katie: is that what he said? >> jesse: it's better to arrest your political opponents. [laughter] >> greg: excellent whipping out. coming up, liberal academics wants president biden to go nuclear on maga judges. ♪ ♪ at red land cotton, the bedding start right here on our family's cotton farm in north alabama. the heartland of america. we rely on hard work and honest manufacturing to deliver high quality, heirloom inspired bedding, bath towels and more, all made in the usa. experience the farm to home difference for yourself. go to red land cotton dot com and receive 15% off your order with code fox news.

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restrain maga justices immediately by announcing that if and when they issue rulings based on gravely mistaken interpretations of the constitution, the administration will be guided by its own constitutional interpretation." dana, i think this exposes a lot of people on the left think that the supreme court should be about a super legislation. >> dana: i think to conservatives this continues with the left has been trying to do to the court. the left will never say "we love the supreme court for that decision, but hate them for all the other decisions." most of the decisions of the supreme court are 9-0 ort 8-1. the big ones that are controversial, yes, but -- a poll in florida said that 63% of people approved of the court's decision on student loans. the crazy thing about this, harvard is so determinate that they did not do anything wrong and they are going to change things so they are not bothered

to it. i listens to a podcast barry white stayed with mary summers, who used to be the president of harvard, said it's not a big deal, it's all overblown. and that harvard did nothing wrong, but one of the things that happened is that the media looks at any sort of story that the left, especially younger people, are upset about, and run with it without thinking it through, like what happened in our a block. when you have the left saying they want congress to take over side of the judiciary, it means they need to go back and learn more about the separation of powers, that's not how it's supposed to be. >> jessica: jessica, are these professors being shortsighted? biden will not be the president forever. >> katie: no, another 5.5 years, but not forever. [laughter] it obviously makes me think back to the good old days of the filibuster. i would say, and maybe this is going to open the floodgates and

we will hear more about this. so far it's two professors saying that. the majority of them on the left looking to expand the court, though this is going a step further. this seems dangerous to me. they are asking the wrong president, a guy who will not entertain the idea of expanding the court. it looks pretty traditional with values and perspectives about respecting that there are nine justices. don't think -- going to work out. i did want to say on the affirmative action front, with what's going on in harvard -- the university legacy admi admissions. it is amazing and it is also something where the conservative and liberal agreement that should be -- >> is that a college -- >> not university. >> greg: i don't know. >> katie: it's a small liberal arts school. >> jessica: is this a mistake? advocating for this? >> greg: there openly attacking and undermining our

institutions. i'm getting tired of this extreme -- [laughter] -- maga democratic party looking to overthrow the country. you are right, and jessica to her credit brings up the expanding court. it seems like when everything's in the game don't go the way that democrats want them to go, they would prefer to change the game rather than figure out how to win. that happens with a lot of things including elections. [laughter] i didn't hear that. things like -- >> i heard it and i'm all the way over here. [laughter] >> greg: as a nonlefty, i'm okay with -- how greedy the left is, but it is going to -- you have government. you've got the arts, you've got media, now you're mad because a few things do not go your way. >> even things that biden said were unconstitutional. jesse? >> jesse: i did a deep dive. >> jessica: i knew you would. >> jesse: is not even a

constitutional law professor. he is at san francisco state university, political science professor, who specializes in military masculinity and sexuality in the armed forces. his major claim to fame is a book he published called "bring me men: military masculinity and the benign facade of the american empire." it sounds like he knows a lot about the u.s. constitution. a wacko from harvard, harvard, exactly. his name is -- this guy is such a wing not, he ascribes to something called, is a critical legal studies. it's like crt for lawyers. he believes that the law currently is trying to maintain the status quo and codify its biases against marginalized people. he said if he was a judge that he would make every decision based upon what socialism would do. this is the guy, and this is the

other guy, who are pushing this ridiculous thing to expand the court and disobey the law. >> greg: it sounds like a clown show. >> jesse: that's the block before this. [laughter] crt -- >> jesse: to crt. >> jessica: is that how we do it? all right. [laughter] [laughter] coming up, "the new york times" is warning people that going outside is dangerous. hi, i'm william devane. did you know it took our founders 116 days to debate and draft the u.s. constitution? turns out they didn't trust the printing of paper money, but they did trust gold and silver. article 1, section 10. gold and silver. good for the founders, good for me, good for you. rosland capital - is a trusted leader in helping people acquire precious metals. gold bullion, lady liberty gold and silver proofs, and premium coins, can help you preserve your wealth.

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>> jesse: the liberals are too afraid to leave their homes but it's not covid this time. "the new york times" pumping up hysteria with the headline "is it safe to go outside?" navigating the cruel summer. and a guide to navigating the heat waves, flash flooding, smoke from canada's wildfires. the libs think you should cover

up again. if the poor air quality "if you must be outdoors, consider wearing a n95 mask to reduce -- to toxins." greg, i'm glad you have adopted some of those. you are at work in your n95. >> greg: i do it so i'm not recognized. the fans will rip my clothes off, trying to run home make it is quite a feat. [laughter] don't go outside, you will die. don't go to the movies. remember this doctor? he says that they will spread covid, all the people going to see "barbie" and "oppenheimer," and "mission impossible" will all get covid. don't go to the movies. it's best to sit home and watch msnbc until your eyes bleed. maybe you do not want to jog outside, but you don't want to exercise inside either. because that's racist. [laughter] you want to get in shape. you are probably a white supremacist. >> jesse: just take was epic.

-- code >> jesse: just taketh. [laughter] what are your thoughts? on this advisory. >> i did see a few people wearing their n95's today, and maybe they have reason to, go for it, whatever you need to do. i do think that when you watch the shift on the left when they talk about climate change. they are trying to explain, persuade everybody to the position that extreme weather is climate. it started with the climate is changing, and then anyone who doesn't agree with the left -- on climate change is a science denier. now it is republicans are responsible for hurricanes and heat waves due to climate ch change. then, responsible for anything like a cold snap. the media repeats it as if it is proven fact with no scientific method. the thing that really bothers me is about how much money we are spending, taxpayer dollars, regulations, the impact on our economic growth. when it comes to climate change. reduction in greenhouse gas and

emissions might be a notable goal. these wildfires in canada are setting all of those goals back by any, many years, so it doesn't even matter what we do. if the are going to run rampant because nobody can manage the forests appropriately, what are we doing? >> jesse: they want us to smoke cannabis, but they want us to stay inside because they are quality is bad to breathe. what's worse? fresh air or -- >> jessica: it's not that fresh, that's the point. i will admit, i did not pay attention to the air quality index until the wildfires, when it looked like a war zone. when looking out your window was something orange, various shades of pink all around new yo new york city, and i'm not a crazed masked person. i was not over the top about covid. i wore a mask to work that day, because i couldn't breathe. i am thankfully in perfect health. i think the majority of the people walking around with masks

on, i'm sure there's some virtue signaling people, but people who have a pre-existing condition and really can't breathe air like that. >> people complain a lot, but out west, this happens every summer, because the federal government cannot manage the forests, and they deal with it, and -- not freaking out about it. i think saying that it's too hot outside, going to be terrified, is like a slow news cycle summer shark story. it is summer. it's hot. drink some water, don't go hiking in 114 degrees. do smart things, but it's not news that it's very hot in the summer time. he gets hot every year. >> if your spouse asks you to go hiking in the whether or -- [laughter] >> that something we can say why. i had, greg gutfeld has a major personal and professional announcement. find out what it is, next.

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♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ the weight is all most over, america. greg gutfeld's brand-new book "the king of late night" hits

shelves tomorrow. what it was like to utterly destroy his mainstream late-night competition. [laughter] i want to hear want to know howt about doing your show in the first place. >> greg: number one, i'm glad to be one of the few people with a book out. [laughter] but >> jessica: the summer has been slow. speech of the summer has been quiet. people need something to read. this is a page turner. at the beginning, i didn't want to do the show. i called in, called a famous talk show host who said "you have it good come of the five is a great ensemble." but don't need to work that hard, do anything saturday. if you don't need any more hassle, a lot of work, you want to work less, you are getting older. i said to myself "this is exactly what i'm thinking." i told our boss, but then i called tucker. tucker, and i go "i don't think i'm going to do this show."

"you've got to be crazy, you are doing the show!" [laughter] literally, i changed my mind. and i go "you've got to do this, you can't be scared. you've got to run right at it, so i did. >> katie: i like that there's a lot of photos so jesse [laughter] >> katie: that's great but what does it mean? it's not exactly a professional head shot. [laughter] >> am i a professional tv person? >> katie: some people think so. >> greg: they are mistaken. >> dana: i want to know the cover. you can't judge a book by its cover but i think this is one of the best covers i've ever seen. >> greg: it is an almost two "vacation," the movie, and i like the idea of late night. it was originally going to be called "flip" about how culture is being flipped, but then this

was happening, we were winning late night, i decided to put everybody on the cover that i had crushed, so you have difference -- out of my legs. interesting trivia fact: somebody is not on the cover that originally was. i will let you think about that. >> jesse: i have a question. in the back, there's a trans flag. why did you choose to do that? >> greg: if you look at the back, it's a unicorn breaking wind. [laughter] every time a unicorn breaks wind, it's a beautiful rainbow. [laughter] i'm tired of the rainbow and the unicorn being co-opted by alternative lifestyles. the rainbow has been here since? >> katie: congratulations. >> greg: number ten. >> goes to amazon anyway you go. >> "one more thing" is up next, and congratulations, greg. ♪ ♪

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a very long while but i have to where had a sink or swim controversy last week involving jessica tarlov. let's watch. how many pounds does jesse jr. weigh? >> jessica: 2 # and a half. >> 27 pounds. >> jesse: congratulations. i committed fraud during that elections. i mean, is jesse jr. is 30 pounds. i did not know that. when she said something and you were closer, i just gave the win to the carley because carley had just returned from maternity and i felt like that was the right thing to do. i apologized, like all people should do when they commit

fraud. and i hope i could lead by example. jessica, i am sorry. >> jessica: apology accepted. >> 100 percent. but i knew he was lying when he asked the question. i was like no way he knows what jesse jr. i wasn't lying at the time. did i not but that was something i had to throw because we couldn't use the real ty breaker. -- tiebreaker. >> dana: jessica you get to go next after that delivery. >> jessica: furniture delivery driver goes beyond and above. he forgot to load his truck from the loading dock ahead of the rain. luckily none of the storage was affected. laugh about his drenching journey back to the truck cab. greg? >> greg: tonight a grag great show jim norton, emily, matt whitaker, kat timpf, i might talk about something that happened last night jack white

from the white stripes probably wasted this long attacking me. it's fantastic. i might read the whole thing just for fun. >> jessica: that's your monologue? >> greg: do you want to hear about turtles? >> katie: yeah. >> greg: tiny turtle news. check out star temperature toys. temperatures to. temperature t. it only reaches about 12 inches. go ahead and make the joke, jesse. >> jesse: 12 inches isn't maul. >> greg: thank you. >> dana: okay. i want to tell you about something did i this weekend scouts jamboree in virginia. these are 11 eagle scouts. girls so inspiring. america is in great hands with the boys and girls that were there eight days of camping in west virginia at the scouts jamboree. i love the experience. you feel like america is in great hands with these young

people. >> katie: check out this camel from philadelphia who just couldn't resist. swiping a loaf of bread, pearl and the bakery decided to celebrate by givings 100 loaves of bread when they saw the video. who knew there would be camels walking around. >> dana: wouldn't be sad to have their pictures with the camel. anyway, have great night. see you tomorrow. >> bret: good evening, welcome to washington. i'm bret baier. the latest fox polls on the presidential race as candidates hit the early voting states. the governor of texas defies president biden's order, says we will see you in court. we will see him here live. discovery for the missing paddle boarder, breaking news from martha's vineyard. ♪ >> bret: welcome to