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keep this going. go. stop. 's enougall right, that's enoug. that's enough. so the last time i looked, america was supposed to be a meritocracy. ever since the landed, wherever we knew there'd be welcome wagon, you had to work to eat. >> and it wasn't like you could go running to h.r. if you weren't happy and had complaints. and for that reason was generally the best person who always got the job. eren't and had well, most of th course, there were injustices, but we've alwaysices but a natif achievers. i mean, look at me. where else can a guy go from huhumble chippendales dancer to the king of late night? >> yeah. stop it. stop it! stop! stop with this spontaneous applause. on sale today, where ever priceless works of art are soldl . >> probably go to amazon and get it right now. but things have changed. meritocracworks ofd n amay, now mediocrity.

and i'm not just saying that because jesse watters has, an 8 p.m. show. >> why him? bey him. s he even wonders that himself. today, wherever dems have power, the box you check trumps the work you've done. .let's let's start with national defense, where they promote generals like they're casting a commercial. after our hideous afghanistan pullout, if you dared to that secretary of defense lloyd firein be fired, you had to ben racist. although the dude could lose a war to menudo and keep adding to his pension. of course, top generaluld mark milley and national security adviser jake sullivan should have been fired, too. hould ha >> and they're as white the as elizabeth warrey arn. jake sullivan looks like an jak albino makine sug snow angel, na and milley looks like a mayonnaise sandwich. >> but the white house has been. relentless in signaling its d obedience to diversity. with milley soon to retire as chairman of the joint biden,

biden's pushing general charles brown, jr. this is someone who prioritized d-i initiatives and once said flat out quote, i hire for diversity and.ce this anti meritocracy is all over. take the texas border. millionst out,r illegals already have. texas is so desperate they're installing a blow pontoons in an attempt to harden their defenses. yep, the nation that defeated hitler and invented the nuclear bomb is now defending itself tak with balloons, which will only worke thmillions until someone r a safety pin. dh dses for s secretary alejandk mayorkas, in charge of our border security, had untiloy no, we didn't forget the clip here. he had nothing significantthing to say. he never does. yeah, well, i was worried about start yelling. >> but, you know. t his ow

he only talks if it's the lie about his own personnel using whips to hurt illegals, which never happened. >> so was this the best we could do? meanwhile, our nation still produces 2000 tons of nuclear waste year, and that's justas t from the sewers attached to the views bathroomhis we could room. i know. it's disgustinhe view.g. >> so, of course, the white house's main criterion for handling it was someonee who who checked a box that few even knew existed. a box thou knew sam brinton, a e baldy, was named assistantnt secretary, spent fuelositio disposition handling the nation's nuclear waste disposaln handling. but after looking at him, the only part of that title that fitat him ts is secr >> although i wouldn't trust him to get his boss coffee, he'd only steal the mug. he's been arrested for stealing luggage from airports a couple of times. who did that background check? >> this guy, pete buttigieg is the former mayor, souths tha bend, indiana, and indiana.

>> is that a stateestate. >> indiana. indiana. population 130,000. but he's , so why not make him secretary of transport where he quickly took two months paternity leave off and right os around when our supply chain began to stack up like the line at the pharmacupliney after priy month. what i ended up having to treat my monkeypox with green tea and wet newspapersne. >> meanwhile, our airline industry currently runs about as smoothly as joy baker's after white castle run but complain. yay! the . does anyone really think rachel levine, the trans head of health and human services, head of who just said kids going through the wrong puberty should receive hormone injections?g pu that sounds like child abuse to me. but kudo reces for pairing the right? lipstick with a 5:00 shadow, the scrap is reaching the local level.

there's new hampshire state rep stacey marie lot ten. >> what a looker. now desp trans activists. now, despite a criminal past, sh s endorse endorsed by beto o'roe and master swalwell. and you know why? and yet shr ite or it recently t busted for child. gon read up on it, but you're going to wish you had. and then there's this higher. the president has done everything that he can. president is doingthis everythig that he can. he is doing everything that he can. we will do that.ent is d we can. i don't have a policy update on that, buting rything know to tell you now, as i've been saying, we are doing everything that th can possibly do. we're going to continue to do that. to prevt we caneverythi >> i don't have anything to preview for you. i keep waiting for her to say. >> press one for more options. all righ t. but she seems articulate compared to this crackpot up. tt like, what do you want to know?

>> whai want to give you? >> i want to give you that. see, i wish it was that. but this combination of xanax and a banana peel could end up running the place. now the left will turn the story around and say oh, look, whites are worried about losing out on jobs. now, i don't want to in government. i barely want to work. whiting on't want to die e but i because the person they choose is so awful. >> you want the guy operating on your kid to be excellent or diverse. it's the only question that really matters. ,maybe the next diversityeat ma should be the pilot flying air force one. i wonderyb how that will go over literally what could i guess when it comes to play by play. - she always plays out of colorado. you may recognize him fromchelor the cover of a lonely bachelor magazine. magazine joe devito.

he's filled my shoes on.he has f red eye with some magic. fox news contributor tom shillue. and she's like the month of august hot and has killed many floridians. fox news contributor kat timpf . so tom, i've noticed that you tick off no boxes at all. >> yeah. yeah. you were as bland as like, no js a well, i don't know. he's getting no jobs. yeah, you get no jobs. . maybe i'd be a domestic extremist. >> administration. he's got to you know, you've got to have a couple of them, right? mm-hmm. this guy, the head of the diversity, he said that diversity is he purposefully likes diversity. and then he went on to say that it's because you get differentls perspectives, which is. >> which is kind of true. , yeah.isn't i mean, if you think. isn't it a little racist, ?

though? yeah, that's true. yeah. so. but then it's false then. s false., maybe in a company you could excuse that. >> but in the military, isn't that the one place you don't want differing perspectives? >> yes. it's a gag drop. give me 20 and let's you have a different perspectivefferen on exercise. >> what's your way of. of gettingt exercis. they do, though, have a different perspective on exercise, though. yeah. the physical fitness standards ,they have gone away. >> mm-hmm. because of the diversity? >> bctive of hormone treatments. you're getting hormone treatments now, and they're givinge ents.the you negative effects. you no longer have to meet the standards. you didn't hear about that? yeahegative effects.. got to take you got to get take. you get to take, like, nine months off training plus. everybody's so fat they got to lower the standards, too. so you maye is not so people have, but like people who are obese have a different viewpoint. tom. yeah., but you didn't know that because you're you're fat phobic. >> yeah, well, i only read this one story, greg. yeah. i expect you to read more than just the stories only res one s >> i ask you. i expect you to read everything, charlie. you from the world of sports.

i'm familiar with it. as you know, i'm an excellent athlets.e. turned down many offers to play professional baseball, football and basketball. but i decided to choose a career in tv because i wanted to servee a care our country. >> yeah. yeah, but do you think this kind diversity would ever go well in sports? >> should we apply to the nba? perhaps i, i don't know that it woultod go so well, you know, like employing short people. peoplee you? >> i don't know. right. go over so well. i think that there's you know, there's certain conditions that you must meet to play in professional sports league dare i think that, you know, if they want to keep winning, they probably will keep them going the same way. unlike our military, though, like we're assemblinleague to g it now, like a bad broadway cast. yes, it seems like and, you know, i wish russia, china and iran did the same things. otherwise, the social experiment i'd be totally in for. yeah, but qualifications don't matter anymore. same thi it does. soc it's like our military commercials look like an ad for rent. would be , the off-broadway. the off-broadway broad ray ren

chow. you're just like tom. you, you, you don't take many boxes except maybe shut in. potential serial killer. know the underwear stealer? >> i settled that case with the laundromat years. >> oh, well, despite the rampant shortfall. >> beer? yes. looking up from over here, i agree with them that i think they should for the most qualified people with diversity as a factor. and from the people they'vethey selected, they need to keep searching. mm-hmm. yeah, becaus thoulde not giving us i mean, this this general brown saying that diversittoy is the first thing he looks for. >> that's not that you want competence. these are people with flying around in planes and shooting missiles. >> i mean, look at the people. ah, look at the chinese army. not particularly diverse, but asian guys from i saw. are pe >> so yeahop it's it's absurdotr to say that. >> and i don't like it because you look at someone liketi karine jean-pierredive hat and she's just not good at her job. right. but you can't criticize

her because she's, she's stacked up well, she's a woman, she's , she's black.woma and the more things they stack up, i'm waiting for her to come shs and a crutch and say, well, she's a disabled pirate. you can't say anything. do her. yeahp i ep waiti to come, it's o with greta. >> greta thunberg. they said you can. how dare you criticize? >> her? she's a child. it's like the why we taking climate advice from her? exactly. >> exactly. and also, she has a disorder right on the spectrum that. re c just. yeah, exactly. so, cat, you knoze her?she is a. over here with the beard, creepy dudspectrume. don't make eye contact. he's right. the search is is going to bemake shallow because there aren't going to be a lot ofthe se peopn that area. so they're going to take the first or second person because there might only be two. i disagreearen't gf , i think thatbecause there's a lot of gay men out there that are vermight ony orgm >> yes. but like, who would do a lot to a judge.ete so i guess that's true. that's true. they run things. . yeah. yeah. i also feel bad because nd i fee and you

shouldn't have spent all that time doing that monologue becausshould nthate. i feel like it's pretty clear that you have a different view on diversity just based on the panel you've assembledve to discuss it. well, like you can i just waiting for that. >> you could have. no, you knew. i get that to coming before even. >> okay, well, then maybe >> m it.ld have made you could have you could haveul made it up. i saidd have the here's the news story. and with me to discuss for other white people. yes. because you made that joke already. think that diversity provides a lot of it's important to different perspectives. and there are certain perspectives that, for example, a woman would have because a woman. but the fact that it ends there don't need to look at anything else or that it's even the most important thing. it's kind of scary because of a lot of the things you mentioned. sure , it. ve becau but also because you have to have different ideas, too. liken but that it i am a woman, charlie' a woman, but she knows, for examplmente you hae, about footo the fact that touchdowns are good and that the quarterback's

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thank you. thank you. >> he's the van gogh of and blow. . yes.th the sun with ne o restrainsun t trades favors for splashing paint. hunter art sales have reportedly brought in $1.3 million, according to internal

gallery documents obtainedcument by business insider. and no, hunter. ssit's business insider, not ind business. >> inside e her back is pretty good. he didn't know whether to laugh or be disgusted. that's always i'm aiming for. ih one mystery buyeatr shelled out 875,000 for a set of 11 paintings. if my math is correct, that's way too much. >> and it's a shame because if you buy 12, you have gotten a free case of genital warts. ohfree c, and another buyer, elizabeth hearst. natali is a democratic friend who the big guy named to the commission for the preservationi of america's heritage abroad. 22. in july 20,en well, slap my with a newspaper and call me fido. ain't that a hell of a coincidence? so did she buy influence or does she really want to hang art in her house? that to be made by a paint flinging epileptic monkey at

sherwin-williams? >> the white house says there's no connection at all,by a and naftali was recommended by none other than nancy pging . am so i guess pelosi thinks dum we're as dumb as kamala. the factas is fact is the white house hasn't seen this kind of laundering since the day afters the ate 15 prune danishes. >> that's cute. but maybe nancy's got a good eye for art, considering she looks like a late period picasso acrobat. yo kills me. >> charlie, is that. this is such a fun story. there's, like, all this stuff going on. you've got, you got art, got, a, drugs. and we're the only network that n. ms interested i drugs >> it's just like, how can you.i this is the best reality shot'sw ever seen in my life. but you have to hand it to hunter biden. i mean ever se he is a very luce business man. >> think about all he's accomplished lately. he's an oil executive in ukraine.

mm-hmm. ha's a financier and china. he's a world class painter. s it all on drugs?inancier >> yes, exactly. which is incredible. is a wor be soaccomp accomplished. >> now, i know one day, you know what methlished gra. maybe try meth.he d maybe. yeah, maybe. because he did a little methid h and he did a little crack. i think if you combine the two, you might be. yeah. one day you'll be a successful. i mean, you could stay up for wl a lot longer, right? get more done. yel bes. s. very productive. yes. yes. you can take apart your toaster . >> joe, are you surprised by the nancy pelosi connectionne ? >> no, no. you make a lot of contacts when you've been in congreslosi cons0 years. it is. i agree with you that we thought the clintons were hillbillies taking over the white house. it's unbelievable. who would? it's a great scam. the money laundering through art. a great scam tht this these what are these people writing the memo on their check, just like don't spend it on crack. >> hey, i wonder, where do they display this art? it looks like something from under a birdcage. yeah, yeah, yeah. do they have sort of horrendous

art collection where they put it? >> it does. it does seem like something you would see in a like a giant, like sky scraper, b you know, and they buy stuff that's really bad and they put ke sometn a hallway that and thr have somebody that buys that stuff. in where this is going. >> yeah, they do that to keep you moving. yeah, exactly. unpleasant to look at.hat to k so you have to go in to another location. yeah. it's interestingto go to another though, you know, why doesn't kat? so now we do know that he's made money. why doesn't he give this money to his baby daughter? that give th he refuses to even acknowledge? why hasn'tto baby da that questn raised? >> i think he'll probably have to give some of it to her. i also just feel like we knew this entire time. i can't believe that they actually tried to tell us that there would be no wayl he would ever find out who was buying these paintings the . >> because a lot of experts pointed out that, you know, expensive art can be a money laundering operation. but even if it's not, let's say e the most charitablef reason is like, oh, there's a lot of reasons to buy art. it is you know, people just lik.

one of those reasons is nopeopt one to buy it and hide it and never let anybody see that you bought it. how wouls to notd even work?it. like, he was always going to find out in some way unless they like making people, okay, now you're going to buy this and put it under your bed like we always knew that he was going to find out who bought it. right. you know, tom, it just occurredc me, cuyou're a painter.yo you are actually a pretty goodu painter. well, well, thank you, greg. i like to paint. and but here's the thing i. i could not. i would not feel right about selling one of my paintings for, like, $100,000. >> and mine are pretty good. the artist's eyes are terrible. they are terrible. like that level of no shame used to say that you almost admired him. know. and i didn't really understand the joke until now. like the level of shamelessness of hunter. it's so high, like he should be s until no embarrassed. >> i'm starting to feel sorry for him. fe, you know,useing to usually when you have presidential administrations that remember, we had like billy carter and people like that that were kind of and roger clinton and would

kind of glom off the president, this is like the opposite. >> you know, we're all kind of looking at hunter as if he's taking advantage of his father. but itand thm of the father hasa advantage of him. he's such a pathetict drug addict. right. and this sick man, this joe biden, he's a real sicko. he sends him overseas to make is a ream. i >> yes. he is using his son, right, to make cash. that's smoney fo how this guy i. >> yeah, you're absolutely right. and i do think that like hunter ,a weird superpower, right. it's it's like he doesn't shame. like imagine tom. i think if you imagineim imagine if everybody here knew what you look like naked that's what hunter has to that's what i. >> that's what hunter has to do. like. all right, we got to do this again. yeah. we h here we go. yeah, i'd be. i do have a picture of you. well, i mean, i in my book,bookt i will be talkinhag about later.

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it's just. what did the toddler say? this is countrgna y. >> you have to respect our intelligence little bit more with your lies. i don't. i don't know why she did this, but she said she saw a toddler, and then she said that an older man with orange or red hair that we supposed to really believe that donald trump is harassing people one on one. >> but the pararassingt stood oe was that they could tell that this didn't happen because. there are cameras that didn't see a toddler there. so we have cameras on side of the road in the middle of nowhere in alabama, but in the white house, we don't havehn a camera. >> wait and bring it back here . yeah, that wasn the that was a great insertion of red meat. >> i had no idea how you did>> . >> you know, you think about it. if it's an autumn. >> do you have red hair? some say i do. i don't consider myself a realag ginger. >> it could. maybe it could have been carroip top. >> yeah, i don't. i need to find out in the photo in the book that.

>> yeah. yeah. , yeah, that's true. that is true. how did your hair help? >> how did the baby by the side of the road help, her helpow dit get into the story? >> it was such a bizarre element. yeahy, by th, helped get . i don't know what kind of sparks flew. yes, with a guy help to climb the guytied here yeah. >> and they tied her up. she should, to be honest. e, bute saidad she's com she should have stuck with it. >> she should have said i don't i no matter, what happens? >> i still saw that baby. yeah. it's it is just stuck with the kids. sometimes i think i see a baby. i'm on the right. was that a baby? oh, is a possum. a hairy baby.see >> it was a hairy baby with. a tail. how often does this happen? >> you? i think i see babies. is that a baby? you know, i. you don't see babies all the time. life is just. nol the bai don't see babies all the time. >> i see babies when there are babies. wellbies, sometimes i think i se a baby and then there's no baby. well, i don't want to get it >> sometimby and tg. yeah, i mean, if there's a babyn in the middle of the road, you got to adjust.

yes. i'm always readyt towrong. arou. i drive around at these these driverless cars. they won't care if it's a baby. no, that's my theory, charlie. can you imagine a cop interviewing her? right? like, it's like at some point, you have to go, like, okay, this is nuts, but you can't say anything abouty theory it.this i >> no, i mean, you have to keepo your story straight to it. i mean, i just. what? i can'ut it is that she hashas a boyfriend who's defending her after the factbo. everyb like, everyone needs to get off of her back. i'm like, sir, you are in for backa life. >> just complete misery. if she makes up stories like f this, what's she goingor a l toe up as far as your concern? yeah. oh, but i also appreciate that she had time to stop for snacks at target. yes. you know, dedication fueling you.body beforen you ar oh, no.t. the boyfriend is terrified of her. oh, yeah must be probably beating that man down emotionally within an inch himself. >> i think he already broke up with her. yeah, he's officially the ex-boyfriend. oh>> i think he ith , do you see her?parent >> parents are not good. is the mothervery is very upset, wh she should be. >> the father is like, what are t are wee? r he's like, he knows that this was made up. all right, we got to do

the next one. this one's made for you, cat. >> the irs will end unannounced visits to most people andpe businesses, citing safety citin for its officers. so that means it's our fault. >> it's our fault that the irs will not be coming to our house unannounce d because we might attack them, know how kind of them to be like. >> thew stressful a home invasion is. >> we're not only the homeowner, but the burglar as well. so we're going to do instead the is send you a note by mail so you can make an appointmenhomeoa to be robbed from. >> it's incredible. i didn't everobbedn charlie that they make unannounced visits. >> i didn't either. ven knowactually.wed to it's that part is that like, are you allowed to do that d? >> i apparently i was actually unaware to although i did then recall i had an anecdote from back in the day, someone very close to me and won't names, but he wasd ana one of my you know, one of my parents. neday somehe so there you go. i just named him. he told me that being visited by the irs was like being visited by the devil. so i actually am happy for

you don't have to come face to face with the devil anymore ,you know, just getting a niceli letter in the mail instead, you know, you would look ta to d to thi a s because you don't get any visitors. >> yeah. if you're alone you bet you would. you would invite the guy in. sit down. sure. make ld invitguy in a him some tea of some some kind of fluid thatkind you kept of the fridge. >> you know, ever since the jehovah's witnesses started going past my door. >> i think for more people, i don't know. what were they doing before? were they coming down the chimney like chantix that they were taking things. t the visit i do know because when i was young the irs did a visit to my parents because they they had a bad accountant for a while and highlight of it was at one point the agent said to my mother, could you please your cat in the other room? because their cat was kicking the out of the guy's briefcas nd the hne pointe. >> we had a libertarian cat named patches. i was very proud of him. >> the beautiful story. tom. e hell owhat your thoughts on ts to cat kicked briefcases? yeah, it did. you did.

>> you did that. you did that thing where they grab on and they they d o the bunny kicks on it. oh that's good. taxation is theft and i want some friskies. >> yeah. i don't like anybody visiting i don't i don't want to answer and you know, you often come at the door with an open robe and a gunith n i make it as quick as possible o . come they want to talk and i say, i don't want to hear your story. i don't have anything against you. but i don't i don't want to go through this sales pitch on the porch her i don'tyour set like those. remember, there's coffee and people going around and checking, oh, i hated that. yeah, that? yeah. >> the covert police. what was that? the. i never got a visit from them. >> yeah. i was a well i wouldn't answer the, i saw them come, they had the chart and they were trying and i said don't anybody answer the door. >> i'm not talking to the carpet people. yeah. i filled up a freezer fullot o m them come had the right. the biden administration unveiled a new proposal requiring higher efficiency standards for water heaters, arguing they'll save standar

americans and reduce carbon emissions. essentially, this is another on emiss appliance, charlie, that they're going to destroy. r home as what i have to say, there are so many reasons why i don't like renting in. new york city, but for this reason i am fully on board with being a rente there awhy ir probably the rest of my life, because at this rate they're going to overturn every single appliance that we have in our homes. and because i don't own the placing a life e i don't have to paye for new appliances, so i'm okay with renting for now. that'sve them a that's terribl. yeah, that's it. >> yeah. no, because i rent i don't know what a water heater is. yeah, but call the guy that's not going to stop me from being bad about this.om bei yes, i do. becausnghis.e the one time i'm o happy and warm is i'm in the bathtub every night eating popsicles. every and if the government takes this away, it's normal, right? the government this away from lose me, then. then i'll really los e it. >> it is funny, though, because they've increased our heating costs. unny b >> this is their solution forecr decreasing them. we're going to raise the pricees

. >> but we got a solution. we're taking it away. all of icreasinge prices a solu >> what are they going to do with all the old appliances to where to? >> whathey goierd wher they're all going to go? i'm not sure. i'll throw them into the ocean and nothin the oceg saves you my like having to buy a new hot water heater. >> yeah, that's. that's , that's what they're going to try to do. tom. right they're going to so>> tha there's going to be a way that you can't buy these things. ye s i'm going to go old school like, you know, i don't even like i like some of these new electric things. they have electric tools now. i saw an electric chainsaw. very cool electric lawnmower,. but i don't want to buy any of them because i hate all the electric stuff. tric thit. but e go total gas powered things. i want to burn want like, you , just despite these people, i want to just start shovelingwt into my fireplace. >> yeah, it's funny. oveling y fireplthe first thingf about an electric thing is a chainsaw. >> and you don't own. you don't live around trees. whating electwhat is it? >> what is with you, tom? >>would love to use a i want to you know, i want to cut some wood. >> yeah, woo chaid to better camera

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>> so we're going to talk about the book. king of late night, greg. e now. thank you. thank you. how did you become king of late night with probably, i'm guessing, about 1/10 ofd yo the budget of other late night shows. night with ps scary is it dolls them that they tells>> their bosses they don'n't. that money, which is probably a terrible message. it should be we need money. ney. >> but there was a giant hole. and you know how love phil and those tom that's out there every morning on the roalling d filling potholes. >> greg i'm looking at some of the pictures in. >> i see some family pictures. where did you get your sense of humor? t it probably from my dad at a stupid sense of humor. so maybe. oft mom was sick. she was just brutal. so i think i got ickt from her. if you turn to page, where is it? where is it? where is it? this is great for tv, by the way. there's a lot of in here, buta a there's a great picture. >> there's tom shillue. like? t it >> that's really me, greg. that is. that is. i don't lie abou. t. there you are, shirtless. you just come out of the lake.

there's a lot of shirtless men in this book. i said, yes. i said, oh, i don't look that bad. shirtles >> ts. and then i said, oh, that's larry gatlin. yeah. there's a picture of larry gatlin who who stopped by my apartment and to use the shower . so weird. greg, interesting. the original title fortitle fo the book. yes. what was it? the original title of the book is called the flipe hat was . and it's because we were seeing this thing happen in all parts of the worldseeing t like. republicans were starting to sound like democrats. you were seeing likee republicans becoming anti-war. you're seeing democrats becoming anti speech. they they were they led the free speech movement s. vementin the 70g >> and you just started seeing that everywhere. i just saw another flip the other day. ijust sawwhat? obviously, comedy. it was always the right where the people that weren't funny and it was the left that were hip. and i wrote about this. like 20 years ago for the huffington post. and i and i said my goal was to flip it. so we owned the comedy and they were the people that were always unhappy. this is your this is your 10th book, is it? yes, it's my 10th book. 10th book. >> does each book make

more money than the last one? no, not close. >> it's a law of diminishing. l people get sick here. i understand i the lawt so myse. >> so is the contents, the inside of this book essentially? is it the flip or did you just decide to write a whole new book? what happened was i had all these chapters on the flip. >> i had foreign policy, i had the drugs. >> i had all the. and then i realized the comedyas one really mattered the most and the show. show was taking off. so i was writing this. i was like going, there'slled m a story. ys >> and then i never called myself the king of late night. somebody else did, and it just picked up and it just it was driving people crazy. if you look atthlate nigmeone en you see every single person so beat we beat some people t who have shows anymore. and it was like such a great idea. and it wl also. st cal you know what i did? i took a i took a what would you call it? i took a page out ofk. jesse watters book. now, jesse'sjeff self-referenti. yes. you know how i saved the world. i said, well, if he could save the world and i could do this. >> oh, yeah. so you kind of. now, do you want to talk about

the fact that you were ambivalent or unsure about going nightly? >> yes. i mean, i could talk about that. i did want to do it because't wn i've already got a target on my back andt i have a hate that do, being on the five and, you know ,and i thought, whmoy do i need more of that stress? so i went i talked to thisth guy who's a talk show. what's a talk show host? talkshowhis name rhymes with me. similainr anyway. and he told me, you're right, greg, you shouldn't do it. you should like, got a great gig. relax. you know, you got two shows, you need to work too hard. you should be working less. so that's what i thought was relat. and so i told the bosses at fox i wasn't that interested in w. ng a late night sho and then i decided to callcided tucker. >> and tucker was like, are you crazy? of course you have to do that job. that's exactly where you to happen. do it?at's why wouldn't you do it and that's why you're here. you're pretty good that's .

>> who's the real greg gutfeld? >> oh, geez. some guy i killed in 73. he took his identity away that i was supposed be a joke.dentit >> what does that i thought, e, that's it's liky. a terrible question. you know, it's like a weird,'s w awkward 60 minutes type question that i thought you would. >> you want to see the real gregei60 minn. gutfeld the firss is me on my 40th birthday high on ecstasy. >> love that. among other thingsbirthday . can you say something nice about your fellow late night night hostng nice ellow ? >> that you're the king of late night? we have the best we have the best people on the show. i would say that. you mean the people that aren't on the show talking about your competitors that you keep crushing in your book and all these people that are at your feet in the book? >> sometimes they make me not always.t. >> okay. well, as you enter the pantheon of greatbu american authors, tha i was already there. >> do you have anynt do you have any other books that you would recommend, you know, you would pick up if, you go to thep your bookstore and you pick up

your book. >> any other books that you just like try to burn up some time here. >> look, i've got a lot of questions here, greg, that , u provided me with all bou right? oh, you should go look at >> ig. catalo >> look at my back catalog. because the joy of hate, a great book. it chronicled cancel culture before they had a name for it. and did all the books at gutfeld dot com, right? yeah. good. which brings me to thicu they h s, the promo before we go, a quick reminder, you can still get tickets for greg's book tour. i'll be there, too. we're doing a virtual event this thursday and we'll be in providence island on the 29th and reading, pennsylvania, on september 16th. remigo g gutfeld dot com for ine >> and up next, a feloniouss southern belle whose . otographs look yes. >> do you have trouble hearing conversations? are you constantly asking loved ones to repeat themselves? do you miss out on discussions or talking with friends? then you would benefit from nano hearing aids. don't thousands of dollars on expensive hearing aids or settle with the frustration

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let's score a touchdown for more people who need a bone marrow transplant. >> a story in five words. five words. coed has over ten blood shots. and look at them. look at them. so, charlie, she's 23 years old. she's in kentucky. she's very popular online for sharing her mug shots on instagram. she calls herself the queen of chaos. don't you feel like you've done nothing in now? >> i didn't even have one. i don't have i don't knowg her what to do. should i go commit a crime? yes. it's just my moment. mu on agram.

she e queen you it onto mug sho second stab. tom shillue ineven hav neck. >> yeah. this. you know, this reminds me of, though, what years? there was a guy named jeremy meeks. you guys remember this guy? yes. he got modeling contract because his local police station put his photo on facebook. is pho >> people were so just enamoredo with his appearance. i mean, he was a good looking guy. but but suddenly he's walking in new york fashion week, milan fashion week. i mean, he's all over the place. this girl, i mean, she looks beautiful in her photo. she said she was high and that's why she was smiling. but nonetheless she looks great. so she might have a future in modeling as well. who knows? do you think, ka.l. she says is hight that she's a real criminal or she's being unfairly targeted for, being adorable? >> well,>> do yo i in one instae was arrested just a few hours apart because she was getting? arrested the first time she stole the cop's taser and the cop' washours s and they found t her house. so i'm going to go with real criminal. yeah. yeah. but i charged with terroristic threatcrimins. >> believe. yeah, but also, like, look how happy she is about it.is ani

>> yeah.k that and i think that can be an c inspiration for all of us. ion for yeah, that is true. so, joe, as a lonely man, you seem like the right person that she could take advantage of by. perhaps convincing you to give. sending her monef byy starting o fund me page. >> you just know that work. >> she's sober now, though, is she? yes. she said she's sober and she's found god. two things which significantly decrease my interest. >> her.ter] >> oh, you don't want a bad>> yu girl who's gone good. >> you want a good girl who's gone badgirl ? >> it's the same advice i give for dating a bipolar woman. way up.tch her oni give f that's when there's fun to be had. >> but i do think we need to get kentucky woman in power. her off with florida man. they'll have a baby. comes out with an ankle monitor already. >> yes, tom, i've been i've reached out to get her onth a b the show. i think that'd be great. i think it'd be great to daby w monitor o. any wo is there any word of advice?rdha

words of advice you would have for her when she comesve forn sf she comes on? >> well, i think we're ignoring the most interesting argument here. do you think she looks better as a brunet or a blond? ng the mr looksk hai better. >> it looks well on her. r case te blonds, kat, but i just think in her case, the dark hair looks better. >> do you? bettit's kind of interesting. >> so her name is queen of chaos 23. that means there are 22 other queens of chaos. oh, yeah. well, call me. can you get all of themthe sh on the show? >> yes, exactly. would be the best idea. ow? be the you know, she is trying to reform herself and she said it was due to addiction>> >> know what she was addicted to? what? xanax? xanai didn't know that was possible. hope away. yeahx. dn't kno, i think she was addicd to having a good time. >> all right, we got to moveddie on. >> don't go away. we'll be rightd od time. back. will be >> if you'll be in the new york area and would like free tickets to see gutfeld, go to foxnews.com slash gutfeld and click on the link to join

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