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>> kelly, emily, great to have you. thank you both. quick programinggreat note, anr live audience show tomorrow night. we. jimmy fallon. tomi lahren, dagen mcdowell, brian ramberg. ticket s free.are fr just go to hannity .com.ee unfortunately, that's all the time we havehannit this evening. please set your dvr so you never, ever, ever, ever miss an episode ofeveningmt . vr in the meantime, let nots an your heart be troubled because t greg gutfeld is going to puteart a smile on your face. all right. here we go.g: all you better be happ ry wednesdayu everyone. >> so was it just a speech or will they really impeach? >> but first, what's the latest on the biden crime family? familypretty good.ne specifically, commander,
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the new first family dog whosels taste for human flesh rivals the anyw cast of outnumbered. >> you didn't know that, did you? anyway, the first dog they got for publicit thet y major had aa the road for biting. he was part german shepherd, in part. brian stelter, of course,ccused joe accused when secret agent of lying about being bitten. at lm in we know the teeth weren't joe's. he keeps them in a jar on top of the nightstand. nethel now, in the last majores wasas replaced by commander who is now biting people. peop commander big seven people over a four month period, includinfour-mg two secret serv agents and a worker at biden's delaware home. but but, hey, you'd be a crankh dog, too, if they kept blamingto you for the messes thatleaves joe leaves on the carpet o. okay you're terrible. okay, i'll take it. h or >> but that's only the eighth or ninth worst thing that happened to biden white house this week.
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and now house speaker kevin mccarthyk an is using w the i-word. that's impeachment. meanwhile, joe's degenerate onecrackhead son is embroiled e one fiasco after another. and joe is in the middle ofimmes most of them. so, like my immense talent, it's becoming too much to hidee' anymore. there's burisma, the energy compana thy hired hunter forto u his expertise, using butane to heat up his crack pipes. and there's this shady, fine art scam. art some broad buys bicep picture of special ed art by a, prd then gets a plum assignment at a prestigious commission. if that's not a quidco pro, i'm unattractive. a quand we know that's not true. there's joe, seventh daughter,d. who he still won't acknowledge. i could go on. >> i don't want to bore you like jesse watters, because that's his job. why did the lie to the voters before the last election about abou? ptop why did the fbi censor the laptop? why rca irs investigators
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prevented from pursuing lead se bide against joe biden? why did the biden family constantly get tipped off? why were search warrants blocked? why do you set up two dozenn shell companies if you have a legitimate business? >> what is have a ? that' >> the biden family business? hmm. that's the most impressive he's ever done. cle and he wants read a book. but that's a clear case for, impeachment. and what does joe have to say about all this? biden? >> finally, we know how to g get him to shut up. either that or he his pants and was running to the bathroom . >> so they lie, cheat, steal, launder. they exploitathroom. the office. oh, wait. sorry. i'm getting word thatting the president cured cancer. i said i cure cancer. he lookered at me like whys we cancer? because no one thinks we can.
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that's why we can pretend cancer is in our room.t everyt forget everything i said. over he cured cancer. stories over. but there's biggerbut . apart after his plea deal fell apart. hunter pleerd no plet today to federal tax and gun charges. it happened afted rre judge wouldn't promise immunity from future prosecutions, includin prog g foreign lobbyin. but leave it to cringe, to dodge questions. she' >> hunter. a hmm? i wonder if she's been asked this question multiple and if nothing is changed. >> i was asked this question multiple times on monday monda and nothing has changed. as i stated on monday, when i was asked thisasked question multiple times. nothing has changed. nothing has changed on thinothi nothing has changed on this. and so could ask me a million different ways on this question. nothing has changed. >> hmm. other things that haven't beenti change d. her incompetence. if i was this bad at my joy b, i'd be fired. >> or at least becomebeco
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judge janine's drivemer. t >> meanwhile, the judge also threatened his legal team with sanctions after they allegedly tried to get testimony from irs t whistleblowers removed by impersonating lawyers for the house gop over the phone. i mean, who are these lawyers? the jerky boys? well, i know that's a call back to impeachment or not. the stench of corruption rivals the view's bathroom on taco athrootuesday tuesday. ad >> speaking of, i wonder what the view had to say. one bribery scheme. yes. how much punishment does biden? because he won and they lost? well, that's the problem. i keep seein g these indictments coming down from trump and they're like, i'm in a homwon. r and what are we going to do? let's turn it around and make it about him, about biden, b and take your eyes off of trump, even though he's a eyes ofcriminal and put your el on this guy. >> no. rather put but at least they got their looks. >> joe.
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>> what about impeachment? bill clinton was impeached, putting his junk where it wasn't supposed to go. it was. it was. it is cigar.ing hi s i can't remember. either way, he lied about it under oath. but ingoor was retrospect, thats as minor as the girls. joe likender os to.ec >> sniff. ,bill didn't even leave any cocaine laying around the white house. 't even leavit was a different f white stuff. >> but here's the thin sort ofg. >> thank you. but here's the thing. donald trump was impeached for just talking about the burisma scandal. alking it only seems fair to impeach joe for participating in the business scandal.g in t but i hate impeachments because it's all political team. e imagine in the super bowl one coach could stop the gamache by the other coach for trying to win, and that's what they did to trumpo . and the media loves it as long as it's a republican on the spit. so i say impeach away. they wasted our time. let' s waste theirs, and it's dir deserved. joe instructed his dirtbag
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to make it rain in exchange for influence. that's not another if pro quo. >> i'm perry mason in a memo. but why stop there?, let's impeach everybody. let'jill biden insist on beingsn called dr.. has she ever set a broken bone? nope. her husband's a corpse. so at best, she's a coroner. >> and what does she do ifat do somebody in movie theater has a heart attack? she hears. is there a doctor in the house? doestheater s and she stand upd i'm a doctor of education. would you like to hearp an thour on mentoring and literacy? i say impeach her. mwhat about kamala? she hasn't broken any laws that i know of because. w of pe she hasn't done, period. her her idea of a hard day's work is a few hours. a cackling and then a nap. what about majorca? mhe's let in more drug smuggles than my bachelor party. mmayor pete.te, no none of the transportation problems are his faulte . hel
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after all, he was on vacation.d that, wefill could fill the next three months with impeachments. >> because if you're going to getuse ife goin rid of comma. because he bites. get rid of this whole bi. nistration >> because they bite too. welce mary. tonig he'ss welcome ted. i guess he's often recognized r on the street and under park benches, too. actor, writer and comedian jamie lissauerwriter. he's the best canadian import bo since billowing clouds of wildfire smokewi. professor and author of the book the sad truth aboute b happiness. dad, sad gad. she's luckier than nancyows. pelosi's eyebrows. fox news contributor kat timpf nally, h . and finally, he rules between the and won't tolerate dopes. when nasa's sidekick in the nwaa is worldnd heavyweight champion tyrus. jamie i everybody knowsalaska
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you live in alaska. do you follow what goes on ido m america? >> yep. as soon as iyes.as soo get. jus yeah. oh, my god. i'm sorry. this just coming ico tn. it turns out the president misspoke. he did not cure cancer. he got, rid of a canker sore. he's very sorry. he's very sorry. i've thought in the mall. >> i thought it was very funny, the thing he did about the doctor. dijill biden. true because that's really true. like in a movie theater, people shoul d be specific. they shouldn't go. is there a doctor in the house? they should be like. is there a doctor could help in the house? exactly. because what if you go is there a doctor in the house? is guye s, i'll help you ina these. i'm a foot doctor and then i'll massagdocte your feet while you die. yeah, i'm thisr . i'm enjoying the dog story. i like that. beca call itl the the first do, right? then they kind of call like the white house doctor because. did you knowtheyl ? can't call it the first because that was taken when bill clinton was president. i think it's cool that hunter ha. a dog sniffing
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dog? you know, it's a drug sniffing dog, really, but not like one that works for the cops. just that will do cocaine with him. >> yea e thkswith the cops,h. >> one last thing that the meaning thing is amazingnter to me that hunter sold. was it like $1.3 million?e th don't you think this is likeinse a really expensive version of e telling your kids they're good at drawing? yesion of s it's like. but some of them are pretty cool. like one of them. well, some of them are like, interactive. like snort thee. >> like i saw one guy snort the snow off of a mountain top. yes, right. dad, congrats. there? the book we had show the coverr. there. look at the cover. it looksik a man talking to a 12-year-old boy saying, i'm going to be your new daddy. >> oh, that never works out. >> i know you're you're your mother. >> and i deeply love eache other. you can still see your original dad, but you answer to me now. >> the sad truth about happiness. so good here.
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>> is that weird that your name influences the things that you do? your nam things u e sad when yop writing a book about happiness. that's very strange. know tha happine gad: int arabis happiness. >> and felicity. oh, really? oh yeah. gad: ye >> so it's.t i was meant to write this book. well, i know my name this, and have so many stomach issues. >> i'm not kidding. my whole life is about aboutut intestinal. amazi it's amazing. i can make it through a show. what do you make it's going do have do you have president you're in canada right you have a president >> gad prime minister prime minister. can we impeach him from america? i'd like to impeach him from the universe. yeah, i know, buo frt yeah, but speaking of corruption, when we first moved from lebanon to canada, my dad was was a lot of parking tickets. an cop he went around trying to look for the cop that he couldn't. greece said that he would never receive a parking ticket, and when people explain to him that that's not how it's in. canada, his answer was, what kind of barbaric country is canadd whend tha?
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and so what happens is that corruption becomes an endemic part of the cultural values of a society. so canad it amazes me that now n the united states i actually went the corruption perceptions index, which ranks every country u.s. is now number 24 out of 180. if he gets a second term, they're going to head towards somalia, which number? s >> 180. yeah, so exactly. number and who's number one? >> you know, it's one oft count the scandinavian countries and they don't count, though. why is tha i gadt. well, i mean, in scandinavia, i mean, i don't even know what that is scandinavia is atyl one country or like five. >> i mean ifikfive have to go aa group together to a party that's kind of lamame.e anyway, i'll shut up about scandinavia. they don't air the show hereir cat or what do i care do. are you pro-impeachment or impeachment. >> well, look, i think that it was pretty clear what was going on. it's been pretty clear what's been going on this entire time.
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>> i think that this deal, thi s plea, when they said, has therek ever been anything like this before, everyone was like, no,i don't i don't know how it's notdiffer clear that there's one main difference here, what's going on and thaat'st he's president's son. but also, i'm sure that hunterur was very shocked that this didn't work out for him. right. everything always, because once you get your dead brother's you w to agree to date you. yeah. and you convinceince you your do to the press and say not only is it okay, but he's happy for you. you must think you can convince anyoneust anything. >> yeah. and then going back to that, in what univers that,e are you calg your dad to be like? hey, dad, can you please'm everyone how it is actually good that i'm having an affair with my dead brother's widow and not say, hey, da dadd, i hae a question about work. >> yeah, obvious like that. would that be too personal bo ? >> obviously, he was talking to about it, and the white aled lik be like, whe
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oh, he wasn't in business with him when before they were saying he wasn't talkingthey wem about it. so i think that obvi i mean, everybody know thas knows they're doing crimes. >> yeah there is a crime syndicatcrimesyndicatee. ve man tyrus, i want to ask you, because you are a you have many petsts going o what's going on h the dog? nothing's wrong with the dog. and i'm glad you brought thim gs because it's always focus on. i was actually . dogs are reflections of their owners. just like kidsare. are. >> so are we surprised at all that his dogs are attacking everyone who's son is robbing everyone and his dog's everyoned because he's a bad dog owner and a bad parent and a badt president and he's just all around bad. but it's not the dog's fault no they don't socialize the dogs. so that's why the dogs do that bad behavior, becausze thee. because. well, i mean, he probably be. ets he even has a dog so, yeah, he's stillreg: l a little hairy guy that he met. yeahity gu. or t like, that's the thing. i feel bad for the dogs. yeah. and the secret service, they just becaus dogd th e these are really nice secret service ages, because back in the daicy
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he would hurt her. >> bang. bang, that's true. >> yeah. >> dog git was me, i mean, bites me once. >> shame on you twice. fur coat. c >> yeah, that's funny. there's this whole right that dogs are a reflection of their owners. i remember when my wifr owe left my dog followed her because he knew she'd keep feeding him . all right, we got to move on. very sad. all right, dad. sa eeding hd. >> see what i did there? up next, they made off with a sd plus clothes while an employee got rehired by lowe's. it's the show that has americans on the edge of their seat and has criminals thinking twice. americans are standing up to protect their rights from cam 24/7 with shawn sticks larkin, your new true crime obsession, hosted by the man who can break it down like no one else. one of the craziest things we've ever seen on camera
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pretty good, huh? guy recorded two alleged alleg shoplifters in sacramento over the weekend. you caed n see them holding out shopping carts full of clothesul and shoeing ous from a burlingtn store. get close to the screen as you can tell.l, >> the camera adds four or £500. but fortunately, his phone has a wide angle lens. look at that. i wonder what the guy recording ha d say. >> my so and he kept walkinge neighbor what's your name?
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>> yeah, that's the fasteststes those women have moved inthhave decades. >> sacramento police told us it's still an activebut in and they haven't made any arrest yet. but in case they are arrested, they'v arearrestede widened thel door. police are hot on their trail, created by donut crumbs, but they're warning the public not to confron becaut them because they might sit on you. thieve >> they're thieves. meanwhile, lowe's.s was fired fr trying to stop shoplifters. has gotten your job. back suspects punched 68-year-old don a hands bro in the facd 63e which he grabbed their shopping card last month and lauded lowe's a rewarded their employef of 13 years by firinirg her. but after a huge public outcry,n they reinstated her. and now we're learning who might be behind this surge of retail theftssurge here in
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america. actually, it's the mexican. drug cartels. turns out they're selling the stolen, stolen stuff tu onlinein and laundering the profits through chinese brokers. so you got mexican cartels, chinese broker s. >> the only thing missing is a video of a dog on a sa speedbot . >> yeah. way to ruin moment.el >> so, professor, i feel likeabu shoplifting isn't the grossest thing about the video, but what. what is going on here? do you think that. that. what do you think that you there there's something happening where it's becoming acceptable? yeah. so bec think it's a conflation between the anthological and consequentialist ethic it's the anthological is absolute statement. presumption of innocence is, something that is inviolable, right? you don't say. i believe in presumption of innocencn e, but not forn of i brad kavanaugh if you say that. but then you go into innsequential isn'nnr brett.
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>> so that's what's happening with this tolerance towards this stuff. insteawe dnot d of saying we do tolerate larceny, you're saying, well, if it's california, it's under 950. is it really a problem? so by conflatinga consequentialuentia ism and the anthological, you get this kind of stuff. >> interestingli of stuf. fore. >> at least 18 of those words i never heard before. >> yeah, but you're theve professor and you've got gd a beard, so what the?a and the book, by the way, tyrus, do you care to comment tt what we just witnessed? >> i mean, i get it thathe he stole clothes, and everyoneer seems to be fine with that, but no one's talking about the poor grocery storgrocer dooe next ste they stole what was five glazed hams and stuffed them in their pantd ms and ss. fine. i mean, that was fine. oh, yeah, it was a glaze hat. w yeah. yeahas a, it was six six pigs. it was like a small core ofpockt golden corral and loaded up their pockets. but you can't. but you cat shamyou shame them. you can't say those fat.e criminals. yeahfat . yeah. w you have to say those criminals that were blessed with fatness. mm-hmm. i just. i what?
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what is the world to. to where no one does anything? yeah, i mean, that'si , . like and you can't say they got away. mm-hmm. like, literally just literallyim 45 minutes to get to the car, and i know our police departments have been depleted, but i'm pretty sure the drivt i through 15 feet away is where they were at right after that. so celebrate rig after. yeah. yeah. >> yeah. but you. god, you'd hate to be the cop that has to arrest one of them. one f they>> tyr,goodi you know, they try to get away, they jump up in the air, they'll get stuck. so awap in then a fat shaming f you criminalfas, you know, why did they just steal stuff? i mean, if they stole some slimfaseft since inm mozambique, i wouldn't be so angry. >> yeah. everythingldn't you just talkes about in this segment really s kindeg of pushes back against that thing aoc said a few years fe are just stealing because they need a way to get bread. yeah, those ladies plenty off bread.
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and also, like the cartels, you can use pretty much every bad word to describe them except for boring. yeah. and poor. mm-hmm. they can buy bread. so it turn. >> so it turns out i think shen might have been wrong. you know, say somethinsag quick because i hate that we have to stop doing that. mm-hmm. inthat.e taking the premise of d human beings and rotten people. i'm pretty surlee. o i'm sure those women have a lot of connections. most probably fast food, butooty they have any connection to the mexican cartel. it's bad people. yeah. oh, it's thertel. 's bad cartel. human know it's horrible. human beings like we saw right there. lithere,tand blblaming ibe on organized crime and start blaming who's actually doing it. >> yeah. yeahams . ingl >> you know, they might be single. jamie oh, okay. >> i know you've been lonely. yeah. >> g a. >> and you're though. and, you know, you don't have to buy them food. that'samie: th they ju. le >> they do steal and bring it up. they steal. they might be single, but they look triple look tr.
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. >> that's very good. yeah, they did say, like, give us back those glazed hams. >> and she was like, oh, i just had my pants pulled down. paah, . what? her >> she fell and broke her leg gravy. what it came out of and all they needeuld haved. i'm and for the record, i am nott fat shaming, i'm shaming those women that happen to be really fat. go yeah, not i three the . now i'm rethinking the whole next part of what i was going to sayice sa, but no.lookou police say they're on the lookout for a dump truck driving a dodge charger. aughte it's just a dodgr]e. there's no more charge. that's just a dodg e. they can't. they find these women. can't they call the guinness book of world records? book i don't careof. they i don't care. i don't care about criminals. they're criminal'r oples. wa >> yeah. did you see even as the car was leaving, the car was liks leavei
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they are not. but what he made up is interesting quibble here. like one another as they gather itself when they cook it up says movimientos, get out of gas without any uncovered ventilation system. see, look at stage v is the only that these people it's a bit like out of a movie speaker american or go back where you came from. oh wait, that's where are. >> hey so cat, you're the queen of reality shows. >> so this puts people in situations where an affair coul d take place and then itak alters the footage to make it look like cheatingk li happened >> is this evil? this is going to be horribleth is ifor relationships. but if you go and stay on thisly
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show, you've already decided you don't care about your relationship. don't care a, i like the premisu requires you separate and thenia you away from your partner into a house full oalf. at tha >> see singles. yes. at that point i would be outt like. ence >> i don't know if that'sme to mike pence of me to say, but, i prefer my stable relationship living at home with my husband.f a house of singles sounds exhausting. it really does. jamie, considering your recent experience is which were bad,ul would you consider this show.>>m >> are you abliee are you referring to my wife deep faking 17 years of marriage? >> yea 17 h. this is a she would probably argue is more like shallow fakingas mor, but that's shallo.
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>> this is a there's a built in excuse for every guy. >> right. getting getting caughtgu ever. g if whenever i get caught like when i'm cheating with somebody,ody, i i always at like i'm glitching. >> i'm like, okay, i would exacy sniff this out me because i saw they tried to do this to me and they go, hey, that's your that's your wife with you. and i was like, not her. >> she's that girl smiling ie n >> isn't it a built in excuse to like they go, hey, i spythats on instagram. and you go, no, that that wasn't me. that was. that's. that's dee d thatp fake. [blee >> jamie, that guy's a yes.p] he's also known drunk. jamie yeah. tyrus: what do you think? tyrus i think it's the end. yeah good thing i bought more land in montana time, moneverybody smuggling. if you got him running awaye from for the nucleargo war we'vy gotten in the world so lazy, so horrible, so, orrible, to be on-
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we would go on tv. f them and first of all, none of them in a real relationship cast 1,000%. right? they're all thirst reelingy to t on tv. this is this is like these are the four the dirty people who these moral character who to be on the bachelor. so they had to think what wass worse. you know, i would never go on that show. you sticwok me on an island whee there, you know, with child support, i would have after like netflix thing is that deep fake dad they threw right through that. but it's pathetic, man. this is what we've com e to thiw is more rat deep fake dad that's a reality show you do d you know. why is this entertaining, professor? it's likade that caligula, right? i mean, yes, it's like the gladiators. it's unbelievabls, it'unbelile.a i contrast that kind of ethical breach that's happening on that show that sh, to say what we hao through when we're trying to pass a study througthrough hw board for the ethics. right. we can ask people any more the i most banal question because it might hurt someone's feelings. so that's the level that we
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have to reach in terms of our ethical conduct and yet. and you see this kind of stuff. it's unbelievable the difference in mora ls funn standards. >> yeah, i love you know, it's funny, the reality shows all followy , realit same pattei the same music, the same like bump, bumpc, is they're just mu a band that does that music. >> yeah. bachel going to go see, you know, they do the bachelor. they do, you know, lovor ynow,ei the boat or whatever that is. and they're great. they juss. ey're grt love under the bull.n >> i think that's your own thing. yeah. nothing. >> tyrus it's under the sea, une the deck. a blow to the deckthing lis. ndi >> i'm like that one of these shows will end in murder. yes, that's. it u that's the only way they'll clean it up. if someone's going to see the deep fake and get a deep fakep p fake gun.d then >> yeah, yeah. and then it's forensic files. deep faith that could be a murder series called did i just kill you? >> yeah. and if you don't return after the break, you have your answer . all right. did i win? an h ofs. coming up, the fun never ends
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or call 800 348286, seven. >> call now. >> if you love the birds and dreams of all the fishes in the seas, if you videos of pets is as good as it gets, this segment is going to you. we hope your furry dreams come true♪. it's time to celebrate, my friends. it >> it should be its own show.o .greg 'swelcome to greg's animal friends. the segment where each guest is mandate segment d mandated to share a compelling video of an animalt that won'that you to sleep.so cat, you go first.pi i'm socked glad you picked me first, you guys. how are you? we're bound to be way betterbou look at this video. of t at it of this. go out.i told i know. i told you wearinged a little sweater. and, professor, i wanted to ask
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you this because tu this. are you jealous because you wanted to make people happyri, right? has >> so you had to write a whole book. this goat just has to puput on a sweater and walk about. i like. >> is there a is there a tragic after story, this burmese tyrus python? >> there is a tragic after story. the goat, like all of will age t and then nobody will care age anymore yet. and you know what? the sweater won't grow with him. it onel care will only grow out o the sweater. he'll be cold in naked and dieay a death. >> it's already on the way with that trick leg. >> if you notice, the sweater leg was longer than the othe sw >> all right,. doctor sad. tell me your animal story. i i've got. i love dogs. yes, i love playov . ng lif one of the chapters in the book is about living life as a playground. so pl here you go. pet dogs and play. and you've got a beautiful video.
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>> hmm. where is this? do you know what i don't. you don't know? we know.'s one. but that's what one of the reasons why we love dogs so much is because they share our obsessive love of playing. look at this. i mean, it's fantastic. typical. ou >> have tenure. didn't you just mail in this ins your. >> you're right there. in i just got a dog and i realized that. god, yeah, we. >>,ik the firsust one in: fi, ls you know, since the accident, butht they play. t they have to play with other dogs, don't they? d they do, because if they don't, they're missing a really part of>> greg: their social animalsw like we are. and so we need to interact. in i mean, i try to playt's with my dog, but the officer >> k that's not play. welcome back to our. all right, jamie, you haveha almost no human friends. i i assume thatt animals play a big part of your life. yeah. like i say, my dogmy, my best
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friend, but he doesn't feel that way. i love the professor's video. i've always thought, like the do thedog, the wall. i've always been like, oh, i wish there were more germs at a water park. ye wise were mgerms ats so this' i'm super excited about this. ak this happened in alaska. i made that up. i forgota.up. we're look at where it happened. and dude, what we're seeing is a video adeo, i. e wors i think we'd all agree this is the worst huntenter ir in the world. >> yeah, you know, i'm saying, like, if you go huntin hg and you're sitting up in a tree and all of a sudden you are tapped on the shoulderro from behind by the thing you are hunting, this bear crept behindt him and tapped him out. that's the only reason he went out with his friends is to look for bears, the bear types. and if you look, the bear's an idiot. there's a ladder tbare tap righ >> and some people are like, go kill that bear. he's a trick. and i'd say something, though, in the bear's defenso kille, hes he had just seen a deep fake ofd the hunter banging his bear. wifeee wife. n it
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yeah, i have seen it all. yeah. so>>g: yes you terrorists, terr. >> you often have actual from your own men? yeah. menagerie. is that what it is? it's a zoo. thanr owk. >> it's a zoo. as there is, like, little glass fixtures. the glass menageriminagerie.e. >> a play about a delicate zoo. yes. yeah zooot, i just.core it's not delicate. it's . that little goat with a guyth eating. unfortunately, we have the video of my soat little atey have got a bunch of new morph leopard geckos from my good friend os. you check them out and they're really cool because they look like little dinosaurs. they don't thinkw they're smal. they they walk around the place like they're giant monsters. they look everybody and they walk real slow and you seeth o some of f the crazy colors of ad the first generation. you get all kinds of morphs al. different colors you they're really kid friendly and my my kids adore them, but we got all kinds of coole them t coming in this season, all kinds of new stuff hatching and see how cockhiscene,f y andt they are. like, yeah, he really thinks he's the biggest guy in the room. evenntt theynks he's walks like this thing like he dares t somebodyhi the problem is they'h
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only this big. >> yeah. so they goe prm ist that great e scar. they just badass little dude tt. and. >> the thing, you know, this is what i deal with bein>> gdea >> yeah, but you can get them at wild card geckos. i got a whole bunch last year, and this year, and they're really cool. but are they affectionate? yeah, they actually are. people don't realize that about reptiles, man. they. they socialize just like we do. and theyey if they attach to yo, that's why you should ever catch wild wants to be captive. because when come out of their egg, they see a person they identify with. shever d, stealike your body heat like that. they always climb on you and stuff. it's kin at, always cd of cool. >> do you do you suggest a of them like, should you buy four or just have one? >> nrt o i always you always st. out with one of anything. >> greg okay. how much would o one go for nows those ones are the crazier the colors get, the more: thos two that you saw right there, they're about 500 bucks apiece. >> oh, my goodness. what if you on it, will you be a horrible owner and out 500 bucks? >> that's not important. i would i small things.
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and revolutionary voice for children. give today a child mind, talk a story. >> five words. >> story in five words face work of the devil. all right, professor. so-called face face.say i can't even sit. bikinis mask that cover entire face are becoming very popular in china to help people avoid sunburn amid rising temperatures. >> do we have of them? >> yes. i would like to see these people. here we ar e. here w look at this. egad. why are e masks intrinsically scary? g to >> well, i was going to answer an evolutionary reason for why they're doing this. ea reasoready for this? >> sure. so usually in westerthn societin ,you have women engaging ingingi sunbathing because they it as an esthetic enhancing cue. but in the in the far easts an,
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your skin color is associated with your social status. the lighteassociat witr am, the status. and that's why you have a lot of whitening creama lo s. k in the far east. so these kinds of masks areare basically saying, i don't want to get dark because if i geti am dark that that implies that i am or f lower. >> i need to stay as fair as possible. interestin g. >> i didn't see that angle, tyr tyrus. maybuse my relatives did that. e what do you think? do you thinkg: would you ever date a woman who wears a face kini? >> think it would be rather not? i mean, don't need masks to hide the truth from. you. exotic.yrusjamie knows. >> you know, unless you're a luchador wrestler or you're athr stupid, you know, just they're running out of stuff to do. bad i mean, if the sun is that bad to where you have to dress like you're going into the snow, then maybe you shouldn't go outside anymore. ift gonymore it's really that b.
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i mean, is it? when i was a kid, you had a pair of shorts and that was itof. yeah. you didn't even. i mean, sometimes you weren't even sure where you. you're swimming in. whatimming and did i it. now, look at that. tomean, that's 45 minutes to get dressed to go swimming. you. she's got gloves on. she's got zipper, body armor on. she's got long pants and a ski mask. what is the point of getting weask.e point? s craz >> yeah, it's crazy. >>jamie, don't we all wear mask? i was.ell you it was really deep. yeah, it was. i did it. >> to tell you the truth, if i went to the beach, i wouldn't even notice these. even at women's faces at the beach. >> i'm. >> is, isn't it?possible like, is it possible that these face masks will go out of business when china when the china economy, when someonse introduces the hat with the brim , which i feel like doesunder of the same thing without the founder of this company. i believe her name is marissa, but her face. erface.
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>> listen, i think it's a great thing, especiallt'y if you don' want to go to the beach and then have to change to rob a bank to th. >> yeah. those big ladies in the bank.b i . >> i use that.n d. yeah. big ladies, indeed. kat,jamie makes a good point.tuy if you're actually very hot, say somebody like me. uh huh. i would never wear that. why deprive this fac e to the world? >> yeah, i would never wear itwl either. >> but i think that's more because of my adult acne. uh huh. and the way that i wouldweat probably trap all my sweat and bacteria would only make things worse. mm-hmm. and why do they wantan to go to the beach? >> that bad? yeah, it's true. the beach? what dt's tr at: whato you do a? >> yeah. you go there and you, like, are at the beach. the h,n? fu a >> a mask, conspiracy. you know when it's fun? yeah. yeah. you get stufacy. no one'savinf. you get stuff in there, and then, like, you don't wanna be the first one to be like, okay i don't know about every lk 10 minutes, but. can we go now? yeah. the drive is alwaye all right ti the time. >> yeah. there's no tv. no, not atve the ge all.t
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yeah, you have to like your feet. get burned out feet ge. right. am i rightrica, america? >> that seemed like something that you should say after you s. y well, do you think this showow,h is about ended? >> i don't know. i think so. soay, so i'm gonna go to break then. >> although it's never ended, you know, i'll always be grateful for this opportunitended.llbey. come w how come we can't get, like, demos, like masked demos ? to like, i played a masks to pass out to the audience? yeah. so everybody get shot wheneveryd they walked out of the room. hat >> all right, we got to go.o don't go away. back.be right >> what is the biden business? you're dealing with a web of deception. i saw on orders of joe biden a kickback scheme giving money to hunter biden, the foreign national who allegedly bribed biden allegedly has audio recordings. interesting question from whether the cocaine belonged to my family.
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