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cast of outnumbered. you didn't know that, did you? anyway, the first star they got for publicity purposes, major, had to hit the road for biting. he was part german shepherd and part brian stelter. of course, joe accused one secret service agent of lying about being bitten. at least we know the teeth weren't joes, he keeps them in a jar on top of the night stand. nonetheless, major was replaced by commander who is now biting people. commander bit seven people over a four-month period including two secret service agents and a work at biden's delaware home. but hey, you would be a cranky dog, too, if they kept blaming you for the messes that joe leaves on the carpet. [laughter] >> greg: oh, you're terrible. okay, i'll take it. that's only the 8th or 9th worst i think that happened to in the biden white house this week and

now how speaker kevin mccarthy is using the i word. that's impeachment. meanwhile joe's degenerate crack head son is embroiled in one fiasco after another and joe is in the middle of most of them. so, like my immense talent, it's becoming too much to hide anymore. there's burisma the energy company that hired hunter for his expertise to use butane to heat up his crack pipe. and the shady fine arts scam some broad buys a picture of special ed art by a more on then gets a plum assignment at a prestigious commission. if that's not a quid pro quo, i'm unattractive and we know that's not true. there's joe's seventh granddaughter, who he still won't acknowledge. i could go but i don't want to bore you like jesse watters. because that's his job. >> why did the cia lie to the voters before the last election about the laptop? why did the fbi censor the laptop? why were irs investigators

prevented from pursuing leads against joe biden. why did the biden family constantly get tipped off. ? why were such warrants blocked? why do you set up two dozen shell companies if you have a legitimate business. what is the biden family business? >> greg: that's the most impressive thing he's ever done. and he once read a book. but that's a clear case for impeachment. and what does joe have to say about all this? finally we know how to get him to shut up either that or he crapped his pants and was running to the bathroom. they lie cheat steal launder exploit the office. oh, wait, sorry, i'm getting word that the president cured cancer. >> i said i'd cure cancer. they looked at me like why cancer? because no one thinks we can,

that's why. and we k we ended cancer as we know it. >> greg: forget everything i said. he cured cancer. story's over. but there's bigger news. after his plea deal fell apart, hunter pled not guilty today to federal tax and gun charges. it happened after the judge wouldn't promise immunity from future prosecutions including foreign lobbying. but leave it to cringe to dodge questions about hunter. hmm. i wonder if she's been asked this question multiple times and if nothing has changed. >> i was asked this question multiple times on monday, nothing has changed. as i stated on monday whiffs asked this question multiple times, nothing has changed. nothing has changed on this. nothing has changed on this. and, so, you can ask me a million different ways on this question, nothing has changed. >> greg: other things that haven't been changed, her incompetence. if i was this bad at my job, i would be fired, or at least become judge jeanine's driver.

meanwhile, the judge also threatened his legal team with sanctions after they allegedly tried to get testimony from irs whistleblowers removed by impersonating lawyers for the house gop over the phone. who are these lawyers, the jerky boys? wow, i know, that's a call back. so impeachment or not, the stench of corruption rivals view's bathroom on taco tuesday. speaking of, i wonder what the view had to say. >> what bribery scheme. >> how much money because they lost and he won. >> i keep seeing these indictments about trump, what are we going to do? let's turn it around and make it about him, biden. take the eyes off of trump even though he's a criminal and put your eyes on this guy. >> greg: at least they've got their looks.

what about impeachment? bill clinton was impeached for putting his junk where it wasn't supposed to go. or was it his cigar? either way he lied under oath. in retrospect that seems as minor as the girls joe likes to sniff. hell bill didn't even leave cocaine lying around the white house. it was a different sort of white stuff. but here's the thing. thank you. here's the thing, donald trump was impeached for just talking about the burisma scandal, it is it only seems good to impeach joe for participating in the burisma scandal. imagine in the super bowl one coach could stop game by suing the other coach for trying to win. and that's what they did to trump. and the media loves it as long as it's a republican on the spit. so i say, impeach away. they wasted our time. let's waste theirs. and it's deserved. joe instructed his dirt bag son to make it rain in exchange for

influence. if that's another quid pro quo, i'm perry mason in a pooh pooh. but why stop there, let's impeach everybody. jill bind insists on being called doctor. has she ever set a broken bone. nope. her husband's a corps so at best she's a coroner and what does she do if somebody in a movie theater has a heart attack and says is there a doctor in the house? does she stand up and say i'm a doctor, on education. would you like to hear my thoughts on literacy. impeach her. how about kamala she hasn't broken any laws that i know of because she hasn't done [bleep] period. [cheers and applause] >> greg: her idea of a hard day's work is a few hours of cackling and then a nap. what about mayorkas. he's let in more drug smugglers than my bachelor party. mayor pete, none of the transportation problems are his fault, after all, he was on vacation. but, hell, we could fill the

next three months with impeachments. because if you're going to get rid of commander because he bites, get rid of this whole administration because they bite, too. >> period! >> greg: let's welcome tonight's guests! he's often recognized on the streets and under park benches, too, actor, writer, comedian jamie lissow! [cheers and applause] >> greg: he's the best canadian import since billowing clouds of wildfire smoke, professor and author of the book the sad truth about happiness, gad saad! [cheers and applause] >> greg: she's fluffier than nancy pelosi's eyebrows. fox news contributor kat timpf! [cheers and applause] >> greg: and, finally, he rules between the ropes and won't tolerate dopes. my massive side kick and the nwa's world heavy weight champion, tyrus! [cheers and applause] >> greg: jamie, as everybody

knows you live in alaska. do you follow what goes on in america? >> jamie: yes. as soon as i get here. oh, my god, i'm sorry. this just coming in, turns out the president misspoke. he did not cure cancer, he got rid of a caverninger soar. he's very sorry. i thought it was funny the thing did you about dr. jill biden. that's really true. in a movie theater people should be more specific, they shouldn't say is there a doctor in the house, is there a doctor that can help in the house. because what if you say is there a doctor, and he says i'm a foot doctor, and i'll massage your feet while you die. this i'm enjoying the dog story. i like that they call it the first dog. isn't that cool, the white house dog. because they can't call it the first pitch because that was taken when bill clinton was president. i think it's cool that hunter has a dog-sniffing dog. you know it's a drug sniffing

dog, just not one that works with the cops, just one that will do cocaine with him. one last thing, the thing that is amazing to me that hunter sold, was it like $1.3 million. do we think this is like a really expensive version of telling your kids they're good at drawing. but some of them are pretty cool. some are interactive. like i saw one guy snort the snow off of a mountain top. >> greg: all right. gad, congrats on the book. can we show the cover there? the cover. it looks like a man talking to a 12-year-old boy saying i'm going to be your new daddy. >> uh-oh. [laughter]. >> that never works out. >> greg: yes. your mother and i deeply love each other, you can still see your original dad but you answer to me now. the sad truth about happiness. isn't that weird that your name

influences the things you do, your name is sad and you write a book about happiness. >> gad: in arabic saad means happiness. >> greg: really? >> gad: yes i was meant to write this book. >> greg: my name's gutfeld and i have so many stomach issues. i'm not kidding! my whole life is about intestinal distress. it's amazing i can make it through a show. you're in canada, right? you have a president. >> gad: i have a prime minister. >> greg: can we impeach him from america? >> gad: i'd like to impeach him from the universe. speaking of corruption, when we first moved from lebanon to canada, my dad was constantly receiving a lot of parking tickets. and so he went around trying to look for the cop that he could greece so that he would never receive a parking ticket. and when people explained that's not how it was done in canada he

said what kind of barbaric countries is canada? it becomes part of the culture of a society. it amazes me now in the united states i went for the corruption which ranks every country, us is now 24 out of 180. >> if he gets a second term, they're going to head towards somalia which is number 180. >> greg: and who's number one, do you know? >> it's one of the scandinavian countries. >> greg: they don't count though. >> gad: why is that? >> greg: well, it's scanned five i can't. i mean, i don't even know what that is, is that like one country or like five? i mean if you have to go as a group together to a party, that's kind of lame. anyway, i'll shut up about it they don't air the show so what do i care. are you pro impeachment or anti impeachment? >> kat: well, look, i think it was pretty clear what was going on, it's been pretty clear what's been going on this entire time. i think this deal, this plea

deal when they said has there ever been anything like this before and everyone was like, no, i don't know how it's not clear that there's one main difference here what's going on and that he's the president's son, but also, i'm sure that hunter was very shocked that this didn't work out for him. >> greg: right >> kat: everything always does. once you get your dead brother's widow to agree to date you, and you convince your dad to go to the press and say not only is it okay but he's actually happy for you, you must think you can convince anyone of anything. and then going back to that, in what universe are you calling your dad to be like, hey, dad, can you please tell everyone how it is actually good that i'm having an affair with my dead brother's widow and not say, hey, dad, so i have a question about work. that would be too personal. obviously he was talking to about it and the white house has also changed like oh, he wasn't

in business with him when before they were saying he wasn't talking to him about it. so i think that -- i mean everybody knows, everybody knows they're doing crimes. >> greg: crime syndicate. tyrus, i want to ask you, because you have many pets. what's going on with the dog. >> tyrus: nothing's wrong with the dog and i'm glad you brought this up because it's all we focus on. actually pissed. dogs are a reflex of their owners just like kids are. so are we [bleep] surprised at all that his dogs are attacking everyone? his son is robbing everyone, and his dog's biting everyone because he's a bad dog owner and a bad parent and a bad president. he's just all-around bad. but it's not the dog's fault. they don't socialize the dog so that's why the dogs do those bad behaviors -- well, i mean, he probably forgets he even has the dam dog. >> greg: little hairy guy he met. >> tyrus: yeah, that's the thing i feel bad for the dogs and the secret service agents because these are really nice secret service agents because back in

the day you would have heard, rrr. bang. >> greg: that's trufrjts. >> tyrus: if it was me, dog bites me once, shame on you, twice, fur coat. >> greg: that's funny. >> jamie: tyrus is so right dogs are a reflex of their owners. i remember when my wife left, my dog followede-knew she'd keep feeding him. >> greg: all right. moving on, sad, gad saad, up next they made off wit age is just a number, and mine's unlisted. try boost® high protein with 20 grams of protein for muscle health versus 16 grams in ensure® high protein. boost® high protein. now available in cinnabon® bakery-inspired flavor. learn more at boost.com/tv to help prevent bleeding gums. try saying 'hello gumwash' with parodontax active gum health. it kills 99% plaque bacteria. and forms an antibacterial shield.

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♪ >> greg: yes! all right. i love this lead. they put the heft in theft. pretty good huh.

guy recorded two alleged shoplifters in sacramento over the weekend, you can see them hauling out shopping carts of clothes and shoes from a burlington store. get close to the screen. as you can tell, the camera adds four or five hundred pounds. but fortunately his phone has a wide angle lens. look at that. i wonder what the guy recording had to say. >> what the [bleep] is this? handicapped parking. get the license plate down. what's your name, ma'am? what's your name? crazy.

>> greg: that's probably the fastest those women have moved in decades. sacramento police told us it's still an active investigation and they haven't made any arrests yet but in case they are arrested they've already widened the jail cell door. police are hot on their trail created by donut crumbs. but they're warning the public not to confront them because they might sit on you. they're thieves. meanwhile, a lowe's employee was fired for trying to stop shoplifters has gotten their job back, suspect punched 63 year old in the face when she grabbed her shopping cart last month and lowe's rewarded their employee of 13 years by firing her. but after a huge public outcry, they reinstated her and now we're learning who might be behind this surge of retail thefts here in america. >> kat: yeah.

>> greg: actually, it's the mexican drug cartel. turns out they're selling the stolen stuff online and laundering the properties through chinese brokers. so you have mexican cartels, chinese brokers. the only thing missing is a dog pooping on a speedboat. yeah, way to ruin the moment. so professor, i feel like the shoplifting isn't the grossest thing about the video, but what is going on here? do you think that that -- do you think that there's something happening where it's becoming acceptable? >> gad: yeah i think it's the con flailings of theintelogical presumption of innocence is inviable. if you say i believe in presumption of innocence but not for brett kavanaugh. that's what's happening with this tolerance.

instead of saying we do not tolerate larceny, you're saying, well, if it's in california it's under 950, is it really a problem. so by con freighting consequentialism you get this kind of stuff. >> greg: at least 18 of those words i never heard before. [laughter] >> greg: but you're the professor and you've got a beard, so what the hell. and a book, by the way. tyrus, do you care to comment on what we just witnessed? >> tyrus: i mean, i get it they stole clothes and everyone seems to be fine with that but no one's talking about the poor grocery store next door where they stole at least five glazed hams and stuffed them in their pants. that was fine. oh, yeah, that was a glazed ham, six petition, golden corral loaded up their pockets. but you can't shame them. you can't say those fat criminals. >> greg: yeah, yeah. >> tyrus: you have to say those criminals that were blessed with fatness. what is the world coming to the

where no one does anything? i mean, that's -- and you can't say they got away. like literally, it took them 45s minutes to get to the car. and i know our police departments have been depleted but i'm pretty sure the drive through 50 feet away is where they were at right after that. >> greg: to celebrate >> tyrus: yeah. >> greg: god, you would hate to be the cop that has to arrest one of them. >> tyrus: the good news is they try to get away they jump in the air they'll get stuck. that enough fat shaping for you criminals? >> greg: you know, kat, why didn't they steal theft -- if they stole slim fast i wouldn't be so angry >> kat: everything you just talked about in this segment really kind of pushes back against that thing aoc said a few years ago that people are just stealing because they need a way to get bread. those ladies have plenty of bread. [laughter] >> kat: and also, like the cartels, you can use pretty much

every bad word to describe them, except for boring, and poor. they can buy bread. so it turns out i think she might have been wrong >> tyrus: can i say something real quick? because i hate that. we have to stop doing that. we're taking the premise of bad human beings and rotten people. i'm sure those women have a lot of connections, most of them probably to fast food but they don't have any connection to the mexican cartel. it's bad people. oh, it's the cartel. no, it's horrible human beings like we saw there, we have to stop blaming it on organized crime and blame it on who's actually doing it. >> greg: yeah, yeah. you know they might be single jamie. >> jamie: oh. >> greg: and, you know, you don't have to buy them food. >> jamie: that's true. >> greg: they just steal it and bring it home. >> jamie: they might be single but they look triple. [laughter] >> greg: very good. >> jamie: they did say like give

us back those glazed ham and she was like, oh, i just had my pants pulled down. >> tyrus: what? she fell and broke her leg gravy would have come out. >> jamie: for the record i'm not fat shaming, i'm shaming those women that happen to be really fat. >> greg: i agree. >> jamie: now i'm rethinking the whole next part of what i was going to say. but, no, police say they're on the lookout for a dump truck driving a dodge charger. [laughter] >> tyrus: it's just a dodge. there's no more charge in that charger. it's just a dodge. >> jamie: and can't they find these women, can't they call the guinness book of world records and get a phone number? >> greg: i don't care. i don't care. i don't care. they're criminals. >> jamie: they're bad people, they're criminals. did you see even when the car was leaving the car was like

[bleep] [bleep]. [laughter]. >> tyrus: nothing sadder than a car crying out in pain. >> jamie: did you hear it? >> greg: yes. it's not a get away car, it's a get away from me car. >> all right. i think that's my favorite segment we've ever done. what does that say about me. up next, deep fake bump and grinds to screw wi

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>> greg: speak american or go back where you came from. oh, wait, that's where they are. so, kat, you're the queen of reality shows >> kat: yes. >> greg: so this puts people in situations where an affair could take place and then it alters the footage to make it look like cheating happened. is this evil? >> kat: this is going to be horrible for these relationships but if you go and stay on this

show you already decided you don't care about your relationship. the premise require you separate and then you move away from your partner into a house fall of sexy singles. >> greg: yes >> kat: at that point i would be out. like, i don't know if that's too mike pence of me to say, but i prefer my stable relationship living at home with my husband, a house of sexy singles sounds exhausting. >> greg: it really does. jamie, considering your recent experiences, which were bad, would you consider this show? >> jamie: are you referring to my ex-wife deep faking 17 years of marriage? [laughter] >> jamie: she would probably argue it was more like shallow

faking. this is a built-in excuse for every guy getting caught right? like every time -- whenever i get caught like i'm cheating with somebody, i always act like i'm glitching. >> greg: exactly. >> jamie: i would sniff this out immediately, they try to do this to me and is like that's your wife and i would be like, that's not her. that girl's smiling. [laughter] >> jamie: isn't it a built-in excuse though? hey i saw you on instagram. no, that wasn't me, that's deep fake jamie. that guy's a [bleep]. he's also known as drunk jamie. >> greg: what do you think tyrus? >> tyrus: i think it's the end. >> greg: yeah? >> tyrus: good thing i bought more land in montana. it's tomb everybody, smoke 'em if you got 'em. no need to wait for the nuclear war. we've gotten in the world so lazy, so horrible, so thirsty to be on tv that we would go on tv

and -- first of all none of them are in a reeling relationship kat's right, they all want to be on tv. these are the dirty people who don't have enough moral character to be on the bachelor. they have to say what was worse. you could never stick me-that show. you stick pooh me on an island you know how much child support i would have. no such thing as a deep fake dad. it's pathetic. this is what we've come to? this is where we're at. >> greg: deep fake dad, that's a reality show. deep fake saad why iss this entertaining. >> gad: it's like the glad 88ers, it's unbelievable. when i contrast that kind of ethical breach that's happening on that show to say what we have to go through when we're trying to pass a study through the review board for the ethics, we can't ask people anymore the most benign questions because it might hurt someone's feelings so that's the level that we have to reach in terms of our ethical

conduct and yet you see this kind of stuff, it's unbelievable the difference in morale standards. >> greg: yeah. i love -- you know what's funny though, reality shows all follow the same patterns, the same music, the same bum bum. is there just a band that does that music? yeah, i'm going to go see, you know, they do the bachelor, they do, you know, love under the boat or whatever that is. yeah, they're great >> kat: love under the boat. i think that's your own thing. >> tyrus: no it's under the -- >> greg: under the deck or below deck, something like that. >> tyrus: one of these those will end in murder. that's the only way they'll clean it up is someone's going to see the deep fake and get the deep fake gun and then it's forensic file deep fake. >> greg: an ai murder series called did i just kill you. >> tyrus: yeah. >> greg: and if you don't return after the break, you have your answer. all right, enough of that. >> did i win? >> greg: yes. coming up, the fun never ends

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♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> greg: it should be its own show, dam it. welcome back to greg's animal friends, the segment where each guest is mandated, mandated, to share a compelling video of an animal that won't put you to sleep. kat, you go first >> kat: i'm so glad you picked me first. you guys, how are you? you're about to be way better. look at this video. look at it! of this goat. i know, i told you. wearing like a little sweater, and professor i wanted to ask you this because are you

jealous? because you wanted to make people happy, right? you had to write a whole book. this goat just has to put on a sweater and walk about. i know, look at that. >> greg:. >> greg: ha ha. is there a tragic after story to this? >> tyrus: the bermise python >> kat: there is a tragic after story, the goat like us will age and no one will care anymore. >> greg: and he'll grow out of the sweater and be cold and naked and die a lonely death. >> tyrus: already on the way with that trick leg, one sweater leg was longer than the other. >> greg: all right dr. saad tell me your animal story. >> gad: i love dogs, i love play, one of the chapters in the book is about living life as a playground. so here you go. put dogs in play and you've got a beautiful video. >> greg: where is this? do you know?

>> gad: i don't. >> greg: you don't know. >> gad: but that's one of the reasons why we love dogs so much is because they share our love of play. look at this. >> greg: you can tell you have tenure, you're just mailing this in. you're right though, i just got a dog though. >> tyrus: first one. >> greg: first one since like the accident. but they play, they have to play with other dogs don't they? >> gad: they do. >> greg: because if they don't --. >> gad: they're social animals just like we are and we need to interact. >> greg: i try to play with my dog but the officer says that's not play. >> kat: welcome back, tyrus. >> greg: all right, jamie, you have almost no human friends. i assume that animals play a big part in your life. >> jamie: yeah. i would say my dog's my best friend, but he doesn't feel that

way. [laughter] >> jamie: i love the professor's video i always thought the dog -- i always was like i wish there were more germs at a water park. this is my video, i'm super excited about this. it happened in alaska. i made that up, i forgot to look at where it happened. dude, what we're seeing is a video, i think we'd all agree this is the worst hunter in the world. do you know what i'm saying? like if you go hunting and you're sitting up in a tree and all of a sudden you're tapped on the shoulder from behind by the thing you are hunting. this bare crept up behind him and tapped him -- the only reason he went out with his friends is to look for bares the bare taps him. and the bare's an idiot there's a ladder right there. some people are like go kill that bare. can i say, in the bare's defense he had just seen a deep fake of the hunter banging his bare wife. [laughter] >> greg: yeah.

>> tyrus: i've seen it all. >> greg: yes, you have, tyrus. tyrus, you often have actual stuff from your own minagerie. >> tyrus: it's a zoo. >> greg: a play about a delicate zoo. >> tyrus: my zoo's not delicate it's hard core. that little goat would have gotten eaten unfortunately. we have the individual urics i recently got a bunch of new morphs leopard geicos. they don't think they're small though walk around real slow and see some of the crazy colors of the first generation and you get all kinds of different colors and they're really kid friendly and my kids adore them but we have all kinds of cool clears coming this scene, all kinds of things hatching. do you see how cocky and air gantt they are. he thinks he's the biggest guy in the room. he just has this thing, he dares somebody to [bleep].

the problem is they're only this big. >> greg: tiny. >> tyrus: so they have the greg complex, baddest little dude on the thing. >> greg: this is what i deal with. >> tyrus: but you can get them at wild card gekkos. >> greg: are they a fakes ate. >> tyrus: yeah, they are. people don't realize, they attach to you, because you should never do it out in the wild because they like to steal your body heat, always climbing on you and stuff. at he kind of cool. >> greg: do you suggest a number of them? like should you buy four or just have one? >> tyrus: no, you always start out with one of anything, greg. >> greg: okay. how much would one go for. >> tyrus: those, the crazier the colors get the more expensive, those two right there are about 500 bucks apiece. >> greg: oh, my goodness, what if you stepped on it. >> tyrus: you would be a horrible owner and out 500 bucks. >> greg: small thing i stepped on it.

remember the story about paris hilton, i don't know if it's true, didn't she like lose one of her chihuahuas in a closet? >> jamie: and then it died or something. >> greg: yeah, i don't know if this was real. so don't sue me paris hilton, at least not again. anyway, up next, the sim suit won't win a competition, but it will beat facial recognition. [cheers and applause] ♪ if it hurts when you poop sometimes like pinching off ♪ ♪ a porcupine and you're sweatin' your ♪ ♪ next trip to the loo ♪ ♪ colace is the brand you need ♪ ♪ to soften stools we're all agreed ♪ ♪ #2 should be easy to do ♪ trust colace to soften stools, with no stimulants, for comfortable relief.

♪ >> a story in five words ♪ >> greg: a story in five words: face keeney's work of the devil. all right professor so-called, i can't say it, face kinis masks cover your face are popular in china to help avoid sun burns because of rising temperatures. do we have pictures? i would like to see these people. here we are look at this. gad, where are masks intrinsicically scary. >> gad: i was going to answer an evolution area reason why they're doing this. you ready for this? >> greg: sure. >> gad: usually in western societies you have women engaging in sun bathing because they view it as an aesthetic

cue. in the far east your skin color's associated with your social status t lighter i am the higher status. that's why you have a lot of whitening creams in the far east. so these kinds of masks are baying saying i don't want to get darker because if i get dark that implies that i am of lower status, i need to stay as fair as possible. >> greg: interesting. i didn't see that angle, tyrus. huh? >> tyrus: apparently my relatives did. >> greg: what do you think? would you ever date a woman who wears a fackini. i think i see would be exotic. >> tyrus: no, women don't need masks to hide the truth from you. jamie knows. unless you're a wrestler or you're skiing, this is stupid. they're running out of stuff to do. if the sun is that bad where you have to dress like you're going into the snow, then maybe you shouldn't go outside anymore if it's really that bad. when i was a kid you had a pair

of shorts and that was it. sometimes you weren't even sure what you were swimming in you just ran out and did it. now look at that. that's 45 minutes to get dressed to go swimming. she's got gloves on. she's got zipper body armour on, long pants and a ski mask. what is the point of getting wet? >> greg: yeah, it's crazy. jamie, don't we all wear masks? >> jamie: wow, that was really deep. to tell you the truth, if i went to the beach like i wouldn't even notice these. i don't even look at women's faces at the beach. [laughter] >> jamie: is it possible that these face masks will go out of business when the china economy when someone introduces the hat with the brim? which i feel like does the same thing. the founder of this company, i believe her name is marissa

butterface. listen i think it's great especially if you don't want to go to the beach and then have to change to rob a bank. >> greg: yeah, those big ladies in the b block could have used that. big ladies in d. kat, jamie makes a good point, if you're actually very hot, say somebody like me, i would never wear that. why deprive this face to the world >> kat: yeah, i would never wear it either, but i think that's more because of my adult acne and the way that it would probably trap all my sweat and bacteria would only make things worse. and why do they want to go to the beach that bad. >> greg: that's true >> kat: what do you do at the beach. you go there hey shall we're at the beach, aren't we having fun. it is a mass conspiracy. no one's having fun. >> greg: yeah you get stuff >> kat: sit there. you don't want to be like all right ten minutes of this [bleep] can we go now. >> greg: the drive there is always longer >> kat: there's no tv.

>> greg: not at all. your feet get burned, ow, ow, ow. right? am i right america? that seemed like something that you should say after saying ow, ow, ow. do you think this show has about ended? >> kat: i don't know, i think so. i think so i'm g although it's never ended. i'll always be grateful for this opportunity. >> tyrus: how come we can't get like mask demos, a plate of masks to pass out to the audience so everybody gets shot when they walked out of the room tonight. >> greg: all right we have to go. don't go away we'll be rye back.

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