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happy wednesday everybody! president biden's interview with the weather channel aired today. i know. the forecast was partly senile with a chance of precipitation in his pants. the only things cloudy were joe's memories especially when it came to phone calls with hunter's business associates. the one thing he didn't forget, how to touch someone without their permission. >> are you prepared to declare a national emergency with respect to climate change? >> i have already done that. it is the existential threat to humanity. >> you have already declared that national emergency. >> yeah. >> thanks, appreciate it. >> that is the first time any woman said appreciate it after making contact with joe. if he is really concerned about the climate you know what he should have done. he should have eaten the bug. the tasty but tiny carbon

footprint. it is cute. it reminds me how joe is always brushing the cocaine off of hunter's lapels. and also how he was raised in a town called claymont, delaware. >> i was raised in a town called claymont, delaware. when you've got up in the morning my mother would drive us to a little catholic school we went to about three quarters of a mile of the fight pike. the first day of frost he would turn on the windshield wiper and there would be an oil slick. higher cancer rates than anywhere in america. scenic yes, the infamous oil cancer. i believe you get it from corn pop. but it's like mom used to say, out of everything bad, something good will, if you look heart enough for it. >> my mom used to say out of everything bad something good will, if you look good enough for it. there is opportunities. we are growing the economy. but it's not enough for us to do. we have to change the hole

world's attitude. right now russia and china are very, very difficult partners. >> they share are. they actually want to know what hunter does to get all that money. apparently they don't understand what a shakedown is. i don't mean wenzhou cannot shut off the p after a trip to the men's room. >> we have all been there. nope. let's talk about timing. he is doing the weather channel channel after all those conversations with burisma over the weather. if i didn't know any better i would think the biden and family is trolling the republicans. those phone calls to me during meetings with hunter's business associates was about the weather. excuse me, i am going to the weather channel. it make sense. hunter is always making it rain around the strippers. there is always a strong winds coming out of joe's ass. that raises the question has anyone ever noticed that while joe complains about fossil fuels

and climate change, his son hunter and brother jim are cutting oil deals with any foreigner who shows up with a sack of cash? for the world itself carbon is a threat, but for the biden bank account it's a necessity. and for the media they see no discrepancy. it seems as the facts spill out about the biden crime family that dems are squirming like my pet dolphin during the afternoon naps. democrat jamie raskin who led one impeachment against trump now claims he support investigating hunter. that would also be supporting prosecutor david weiss who offered hunter the most lopsided deal since he stole manhattan island from the indians. by the way, you think they would take it back? what if we through in san francisco? it's worth a shot. meanwhile the doj and fbi are now the democrats rental cops. mall security for the swamp. special agent elvis chan allegedly lied under oath about

whether the fbi knew hunter's laptop was genuine. he said he had no internal knowledge of that investigation when questioned under oath. congress just got e-mails from 2020 in which chan wrote he was up to speed on the case and there was no current evidence to suggest any foreign connection. of corinth both facebook and pre-elon twitter blocked sharing the hunter laptop story at the time and calling it disinformation. we know how many americans say they would not have voted for joe in this close election had they known the laptop was real. added up. that is interference that happens way before you get to the ballot box. there are so many other examples of this [ bleep ] . many assume foul play. it's like i said at the start. if you believe that the guy is hitler, why wouldn't you cheat? they had hunter's laptop win they knew it was real a year before the story broke. they suppressed free speech on social media and there is crossfire hurricane.

the year-long investigation of trump's involvement with the russians. turns out it was as real as joe mackey's canadian girlfriend. >> that is not fair. >> is it any wonder that donald trump and even ron desantis recently said that trump could never get a fair trial in d.c.? which of course could only mean one thing. racist. the washington post once a newspaper but now the most popular blanket among hobos tweeted this. former president donald trump and governor ron desantis argued trump would not get a fair trial in the swamp adding to a history intertwined with the race and partisan politics. in other words, the swampy media are so desperate to bury trump they cannot let that case move out of d.c. meanwhile, the bidens roll merrily along with dems wondering whether they will get away with it. there is the weather again. it's always whether or not they lied, whether or not they bribed, whether or not they moved cash from here to there. but for the rest of us, we don't

need a weatherman to say that it all blows. let's welcome tonight's guests. she is bright, articulate and well read. no wonder she left the democratic party. kelsey gabbard. like his routine also causes suicidal thoughts. comedian joe mackie. raccoons actually avoid eating her trash, fox news contributor kat timpf. and earthquakes have to go through tyrus drills. my massive sidekick, tyrus. joe, welcome to the show. >> thanks that was a cheap shot about my canadian girlfriend. i love you, beverly. >> i never met her. you have a picture at the desk. it looks like a picture you've

got with the frame. >> she is a frame. that is not the word. >> we will have dinner. she is coming to town and we will have dinner this week. >> you are going to say she was a frame model, weren't you? >> a hand model. >> joe, what did you make a biden and's whether channel appearances? >> i think you should have gone on oxygen. not the network. to me, it is a nonsense idea that the government is going to change the weather. you cannot even get them to columbus day. >> that is true. you are right. i think now we have updated the age of the earth by 20 billion years. somehow biden thinks he will save the earth and in his 80 year span. what egotism that is. >> it's a part foster as notion.

the climate has been changing forever. the vikings went to greenland win it was warmer and then it got colder and they all died because of the cold. or it was a coincidence. >> it was probably a coincidence. welcome back. i know things are crazy in hawaii. any updates on the fires? >> the wildfires are running rampant, completely out of control across primarily the island of maui and also hawaii island. it is tragic to see how these entire communities, homes and schools, churches, small businesses are literally being burned to the ground. people jumping in the ocean to swim away from the fire just to escape the flames. that's the main street that you see on maui. i don't know what sparked it, but it has gotten out of control because of hurricane dora that is moving southwest of hawaii. it is continuing to start to

move to different parts of the island. for everybody, keep the folks in hawaii in your thoughts and prayers. we are amassing support to be able to help them through what will be a pretty comprehensive rebuilding out of this. the worst is not over yet unfortunately. >> you don't think of wildfires when you think of hawaii. >> the islands are small. it's not like a wildfire can run around without touching people. there are entire communities being destroyed right now. >> let's pivot to this topic i guess about another disaster that goes by the name of joe biden. see how i did that? that is why i am sitting here. you don't have to applaud. we will meet to later. i have some things i need fixed. what are your thoughts on his weather channel appearance? >> it was interesting as he was talking about the existential threat of climate change. i saw an interview that tony

blinken did on 60 minutes australia a few days ago where he was asked directly by the 60 minutes reporter saying what is the biggest threat facing humanity? is it nuclear war with russia or is it climate change? he basically said well, you know, they are equal but there is no doubt that climate change is the most existential threat we face. in his entire four paragraph response, he did not once use the words nuclear war. they are spending all this time focusing on being afraid for your lives because of climate change. and yet they are doing so to hide the fact that they are leading us to the brink of nuclear war that would destroy all of humanity. >> the strangest war ever, i have to say. it is not happening while it is happening. it's the strangest thing. they never talk about it. and win something happens in the war, they then go they are going to retaliate. that is not a war. war is constant. they don't just say they did

this and do that. i am off-topic, cat. pulled me back in with some spun on analysis on joe biden's performance. >> i am so glad you asked. i want to talk about oil cancer. he brought it up again. he left the door wide open for us to finally get answers here. for her to be like, mr. president, i am so glad you asked. do you in fact have oil cancer as you claim to have on july 20th, 2022? she did not do that. he said let's talk about gen z. let's talk about oil cancer. i feel bad for joe biden at this point. he really wants to talk about his oil cancer issue. what does he have to do to be someone like you keep talking about oil cancer. tell me more about that. which is probably why of all the places that the leader of the

free world has platforms available for an interview they chose the weather channel airing at 6:00 a.m. >> it is quite an audience. tyrus, your thoughts on this great day? >> first of all, just imagine that you get up in the morning and it's the first day of snow in the windshield wipers are full of oil. back and forth. it causes more cancer than anything on the planet. his mom had to find something good in that? what is the upside? maybe i will get it last. woo-hoo. the fact that the [ bleep ] he comes up with that doesn't make sense, i am pretty sure there was oil on the windshield. no one in the back of the car. the good news is there is no feathers. here is the deal.

we picked up that he had notes. he had to cheat when he did his speeches. he is holding the cheat sheet in his hand. if you're going to flaunt it, use it. at some point just go that is a great question. let me get my glasses on. existential threat. here is the deal. if the president of the united states says threat, i will pay attention. you don't need the extra in front of it. climate change is a threat. it's a threat. it is so hot here. so we are going to move. that is what everyone else did. arizona has been underwater twice. it's had a glacier over it. you know what the animals did? they didn't have cars and computers. they said let's go and they moved. to heck you know what would be bad for the climate? nuclear war. >> exactly. >> up next, d.c. wants the national guard and oakland once thtuse windows barred. it's earned in every wash, and re-earned every day.

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(inspirational music) their neighborhoods are scarred, now they want the national guard. with the crime surge be gone if they just listen to the dawn? after a deadly weekend in the nation's capitol, that is washington, d.c., joe. just checking. 11 people killed from friday to sunday. a washington, d.c. councilman is calling for the national guard to step in. it's rare to see a d.c. councilman calling for something besides something other than the lift besides being carjacked. >> i have spoken with the d.c. national guard. and while i have to have more conversations with the chief of police then i had today and the mayor and my colleagues, we have a long way to get there. we just know that police alone is not getting it done. we are tired of this [ bleep ] .

enough is enough! excuse my language. >> he sounds like a republican. a republican rapper. those are funny. i hope you didn't walk near the capitol on january 6th. he might get arrested. police alone can't do the job? the national guard is needed to quell the crime? where have we heard that before? oh, yeah, that guy. the man whose policies were so racist they could have saved thousands and black lives. in 2020 when he called for the national guard to be deployed to san francisco and other liberal hellholes to stop lube smash and grab robberies. but now they want the same national guard to come to their rescue, which proves the point. >> trump is right again. >> me off. how dare you clap. how dare you clap. if you are thinking of visiting oakland, california, don't.

even their football team left and that is the raiders. you think that would reduce some violence? but crime is so bad and oakland that people are telling residents to literally use air horns to warn neighbors about intruders and add security bars to doors and windows to keep criminals out to. i don't know. here's another suggestion. how about putting bars around the criminals instead of the citizens and locking up the thieves instead of the ice cream? remember the good old when we use to have law to keep criminals out? now it's to keep us in. oakland is overrun by so-called drug tour is now who have turned an entire neighborhood into an open-air drug market affectionately called fentanyl island. i know. it doesn't sound as fun as i thought it would be. it's like fantasy island if you are fantasy is to od on a pile of garbage and feces. is home to burned-out cars, homeless camps, druggies jones

and for a fix and worst of all the oakland a's. i used to like the oakland a's. i don't know why i put that in there. it is kind of interesting to see an entire party play catch up on this. it's only because they just couldn't be seen as agreeing with any republican. >> and especially trump. this is one of the most frustrating things throughout my eight years in congress was held very blatantly from the beginning if there was a democrat and republicans were in charge we like the idea and will take the idea, but a republican will introduce it and supported. and vice versa. this is the kind of stuff american people are so sick and tired of. we see it especially with trump. it doesn't matter the substance of the idea or proposal or what he is calling for. there is no chance any democrat would support or vote for it. who loses? the people. >> trump blewitt, tyrus. he should have come out and

supported awful ideas like we need more crime. and democrats would say we are against crime. you are dissing me out. great monologue. going into this we always leave out the key ingredient. everyone wants to blame the police. the police are arresting these criminals. 67% are not even charge. that is more than half throughout the day. they can be back on the streets committing crimes just after lunch. think about that for a minute. the democrats have not got it. this councilman is finally getting time. people in the community, colored people like myself who are getting robbed and their children are afraid and the grandparents are afraid of their grandchildren. horrible things are happening. the squad has not changed. they are saying no more police. they don't want them because they have security guards. the people are saying enough. this is where the councilman coming forward, if you looked at that entire scene behind him it was minorities. the people they represent and

are trying to protect, they are screwing over. where is the money going? to ridiculous projects like bankrupt electric bus batteries. no one can find the money for that. i guarantee you there is a few cousins in the biden family making some good money on bus biden economics. pay a bunch of rich elites money that is supposed to go to the people of the community. my advice is you need the national guard. 1000% they should be there. even the national guard with the police you will have 67% out. what you have to do is stop voting with your heart and start voting with your mind and get these people out. >> cat, you suggested this morning that we do a special from fentanyl island. i am working on it. >> i know you really want to go.

it's just crazy. imagine having so much public enthusiasm and so much political power behind the idea of criminal justice reform and bungling it so badly that you are left with no other option but to beg for the feds to come. i was saying for a while this would have been. the pendulum would swing in the other direction. there is an argument for it for reform in areas like nonviolent victimless crimes like drug crimes and that sort of thing. instead what d.c. did his stuff like carjacking. is it that big of a deal? obviously it will swing in the other direction. that is what we are seeing now. >> it is true, joe. are you saddened by what is happening to our nation's capitol? >> i am. but first i want to talk about this idea of fighting crime with air horns. that is a terrible idea. >> they are loud. they can scare people.

>> they are good for meeting women at edm concerts. that's about it. i used to sleep with a bat under my bed but then realized if a burglar breaks and he will get a free bat. i will say this. i don't think it was an example of the democrats realizing trump was right. it was an example of trump and the democrats both being wrong at the same time. what the government does is give it self powered. it doesn't use that power. there are laws and prosecutors that aren't doing their jobs. instead of those holding people accountable you get used to the idea of having troops on the street. that's a case of more encroachment. we just need to hold people accountable. >> there you go. all right. >> air horns. they are like car alarms. you know what happens? someone yells fire. was that two for a rape or one for assault? what did you say?

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it is coming your way. video of the day. today's video comes from new hampshire. where is that? trump took a shot at former new jersey governor chris christie over his wait. i don't mean this as a pun, but roll it. >> christy is eating right now. he cannot be bothered. sir, please do not call him a fat pig.

that is disrespectful. don't call him. i am trying to be nice. don't call him a fat pig. you cannot do that. you cannot do that. so now because you are not allowed to do that, there for, we will not do it. we want to be very civil, right? >> all right. i want to make a preface to my question to you. i want to ask you if you thought this was a mistake or not? i am a hypocrite. i did not care for that even though i peppered this show with a lot of unnecessary jabs about body weight. generally directed at people that have called fox or media races. i feel like in the hierarchy of insults when someone calls you a racist all bets are off. why do you always talk about the view. >> or every intro i have ever had on this [ bleep ] show. >> no, that is a fact.

>> he is literally going with i am not saying you are fat. i am saying you are a big bone. >> i said you are making me nervous is a joke and he got cocky. he said during the break i make you nervous? i just made him nervous. see how i did that? >> you see my point? >> i love what trump did. he did not say it. i do that in wrestling in the crowd where i wrestle a guy and i say who called this guy a loser? why are you making fun of his hair. yes he is balding. that is not your point to bring up. what he did was phenomenal. he was trying to do the right thing. he just kept saying if you do not call him a fat pig, sir. i did not come up here on stage to talk about that, how fat he is. or how he sweats in his sleep. i am not here to talk about that. i am disgusted by you all. for the record we will not call doug kristi a fat pig anymore.

oink, oink. >> you know what it is? you know what he did? he basically did his own version of a sexist. when i say something sexist. don't say he is fat. that is bad. i think it was a brilliant idea for trump to have a little bit of fun with it. it's also an opportunity for chris christie. that people are america's fastest-growing boating block. it is true. this is a chance for chris christie to take a joke in and have fun with it and say you know what i could stand to lose a few pounds. i know i could stand to lose one or 2 pounds myself. this is a chance for chris christie to say i am overweight. it is tough bin overweight. if i am president maybe we can start to explore why that is happening in so many people. and if you vote for me you will lose 10 pounds. that way he would start polling

higher. >> it is an interesting point. >> a doughnut in every house. >> will this turn off anybody? >> i don't know everything, but i am pretty sure nobody wants to hear me speak on that. >> i will say that what he did, don't call him that, reminds me of what it's like to look at my own social media. i block people. they say one mean thing and i block them. what i see is don't listen to all those people that are saying you are ugly and stupid and you add nothing to the show and you should be fired. i guess people are saying that. can't you just say good job instead? >> if they said good job than it would be an entirely different person. they are drunk and lonely. >> for the record, he did not call doughboy kristi fat. all he did was chastise a ruffian in the front row.

this is a hole new trump. he no longer calls names and stuff. he calls people out for it. he finds somebody in the crowd saying something naughty. you said you wanted more responsible trump. you brought that up in the interviews. he took it. he has changed. i am happy to see it. >> i actually talked to chris christie. i made a couple of jokes. this is literal. his weight is the elephant in the room. it is! this is a case where the analogy is almost flat on top of what you are trying to describe. >> it is like he is smothered by it. >> yes. where do you put this? are we reentering the world of the trump insult phrase where every day something new and fun just bubbles up? >> greg, i did not come here to

talk about the shenanigans of this political circus that is only going to continue getting worse. the reality is you saw on the podium he was there holding a veteran's townhall. there are a lot of challenges and problems that my brothers and sisters are dealing with. there are a lot of opportunities. when the talent they bring when they put down the uniform and move on in life. i haven't read a single article come out of that town hall talking about the real challenges and opportunities that our veterans are facing. that's the real travesty. >> but riddle me this. how petty are we that we enjoy the other stories more? i mean, this story is more fun. we like to say our better selves would enjoy this article. but we laugh at that. it is like a drug. it is just entertaining. >> one bad apple ruined it for

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what a charming little number by our little friend jean nelson. all right, don't clap for him. don't clap for him. he will just want my job. >> welcome back to three

stories. probably time for two. and la times article said forcing employees of color to return to the office exposes them to racism. tyrus, what would you do? >> 1000%. i am surrounded by it. i need to go home for a month that regular pay just to get relaxed and maybe fish or just hang out and drool and play xbox. just get all this racism off me. i am surrounded by judging white people. everything i say, they laugh at. i am being serious here trying to get the plate of my people. they laugh at me. this is the dumbest [ bleep ] ever. you would not get hired. even if they were races they would say the negro should stay home. the last thing we want is him coming in the office. stealing my water. is that grape drink? it is and it is delicious. >> how is the los angeles times hr department going to explain

this when they say white people come into work and black people stay home? >> exactly. how is that not discrimination? this is so irrational and irrational. i am thinking about all the kids that will say there is a good one. i know i am not going to school today because i feel like people are treating me like i am different or looking at me wrong or might offend me. cool, like he said, i will stay home and play video games all day. that is where i am safe. >> imagine if you were dating an african-american woman. just imagine. it's never going to happen. but just imagine. she says, they say work is racist because of white people. you are living with her. wait a minute. then it is racist here too. where is she going to go if she is living with a white guy? see what i am saying?

this is arguing against interracial relationships. hispanic. >> that's a great point. everly in canada is canadian, african canadian. this is one of the issues we face. >> is she related to justin trudeau? >> it depends on what he is wearing. i will say this, too. working from home can be a good thing despite the reasoning. some people would do better and some people do worse. jeffrey toobin would probably get more time in the office but bill clinton probably would be better off staying home. >> exactly. at the beginning i think there were people that were saying the exact opposite. sending workers home was racist. >> yeah. obviously this doesn't make sense. remember when we were home during the pandemic. we were on the internet which is

the meanest place in the world. >> watching the view. how racist is that? >> i didn't think that made sense. >> the view socks! >> there you go. >> did you want to complete your thought? >> i hated being at home. you were in a war with your neighbors over music. i had no respect at home. on the show with you guys. you handed me a jar of pickles to open up while working. >> what is your skin color? >> she is white. >> see! >> i have a child of every color. i just ended up in whiteville. i did not start there. >> all right. let's move on to the next topic shall we? experts claim ai fortunetellers are better than human ones because they can access a massive online database and are

unaffected by human emotions or preconceptions. i will go to cat first because you are a woman and you like that fortune-telling stuff. you like the palm reading. >> no, i don't. i don't understand. >> you like the ouija board? >> beat him up. >> and i speak? okay. no, i don't, actually. i don't know how more people are not concerned there is no client to psychic privilege. they can just tell everybody everything you tell them. and the worst best case scenario is that it's not real. the worst-case scenario is they can see into your brain and see all your secrets, passed, present and future and tell whoever you want. and you pay for this. >> that is crazy. >> i am with cat on this. i never had any interest in going and doing the palm reading or the cards or any of it. life is short. live your life to the fullest

every single day. don't stress out about what will happen tomorrow. >> you think the psychics would have seen this coming. >> it's a common misconception. psychics don't know the future. that's people who invented time machines and came back. a huge difference. i will say this. even the ai psychic got asked, should you get married? they answered very roundabout and vague. it was very open ended when they should have just said no. >> last word, tyrus. >> first of all, i lied to every psych us i was forced to go to. they never picked up on it. here's the thing about i am excited about ai. terrell card psychic reader. they will not lie to you. in my former life was i a princess? you were a town clerk who was brutally murdered by her father. why? because you didn't amount to anything. this is the sixth time you have been on the planet and you are

on path again to be murdered. that will be another 10.95. not everyone was from a famous person. you were an underachiever who raised children that were made by your brother. >> ai will predict everything. >> no one ever predicted that. >> they have all the knowledge. >> you sat next to napoleon and he graduated and went on to other things. you ended up working for him in the horse stable. >> the leaders we most admire and the losers that don't inspire.

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a story in five words. five words, leaders americans love and hate. cat, a new pull measures the favorability of world leaders. prince william is a world leader that tops the list followed by the ukrainian president. i wonder why? chief justice roberts. dr. jill biden and king charles. missing from the list, me. >> sorry. i get the prince william thing actually. because he is a prince. but then he is bald because that makes him relatable. dimmick if he had great hair people would hate him. >> he is a prince, but just like me. >> he is bald.

what do you think of the list? >> [ bleep ] not one person in that top five did anybody ever think about ones today. this is ridiculous. you pick the ugliest one. that is the guy that everyone likes? that is a lie. that is an absolute life. it is completely reversed. i hate polls anyways. i am pretty sure this was done by someone in england. just so happens probably somebody that prince william owes a favor too. he's the only member that goes places and never ever gets recognized. but he is so popular. tell me one thing he did that you like? give me a quote from the really cool awesome prince william. i will wait. >> enough william bashing. >> that is the first time he has ever been bashed on tv? >> i know. this is a nation of firsts. what do think of the list? pretty underwhelming.

>> underwhelming and meaningless. i thought it was interesting that they had prince william and his dad but they left out prince henry. i don't know. i don't know where he would have ranked. i honestly don't care. >> again, i looked at this list and said what makes a good leader, joe rex how, i am not on the list? i think i lead the leaders. i am behind the scenes. i pull the strings. >> i tour around the country doing standup and a lot of people seam to think your name is greg got field. that might have been part of the problem. my favorite part of the list is that mike pence only came ahead of vladimir putin. he finally found a way to beat vladimir putin without giving away all our artillery and getting ukrainians killed.

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