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i thought you were going to say up his ass. funnier. should have gone with his instincts. devastation in hawaii this week and i know, he's an awful man and rivera ramaswamy wanted rfk jr. as current presidential candidates spotted in public shirtless. all i can say is thank god she's not running. terrible. oh, lab away if you will. pennsylvania senator john fetter man looked unrecognizable in a recent selfie, which is an improvement. kamala harris trying yet another reshape of public image in the

run up to 2024 in order to improve her opinion polls, she's changing her name to hepatitis c. yeah. they're still assessing the damage caused by the earthquake that hit southern california this week. yesterday in fact they discovered deep cr cr cr cr crad fissures in four of the kardashians. a tampa woman has fulfilled her childhood hood dream of becoming a stripper, just like her mother. we're still trying to track down her dad for comment.

oh, wow. like it's our fault that she chose that lifestyle. a family farm in the uk is begging tourists to stop posing for naked pictures in their sunflower fields. they're asking everybody to keep their clothes on and that includes the cows. seriously? greg: you're awful. the number of transgender surgeries have tripled and experts say they haven't seen this many mep use their balls since the royal wedding. ikea opened in downtown san francisco and if there's one things thousands of homeless drug addicts need is furniture that's hard to assemble. this week in chicago, heat index

hit 120 degrees making it the hottest nay a decade and law enforcement is telling residents to handle their illegal guns with an oven mitt. earlier this week, stock photo, somebody had a stock photo of a gun and an oven mitt. never thought you'd use that one. the guy having that picture taken said how come we're not selling these? gutfeld will make a joke, just wait. earlier this week, five people were arrested for unruly behavior at a nickel back concert. apparently they were singing nickel back songs. so unfair. according to a new study, new jersey has been ranked the worst state to drive in. traffic is so bad, drivers report three hour wait times to give each other the finger. the spanish soccer president, there's a spanish soccer president. he's under fire for surprising the team captain by kissing her

on the lips. the only saving grace is that he wasn't allowed to use his hands. soccer; right. you can't use your hands. finally master dating is going on dates by yourself and it's apparently the latest craze among the terminally lonely. you get used to it said one man. now to the news, shot seen or heard around the world. in georgia, 45 was arrested and his mug shot was released. look at that. after so much hunter coverage, it's nice to see a news maker photographed in pants. but you got to give the man credit. that's a look you won't forget. and it seems to be saying, oh,

you are so [bleep] when i'm out of here. the media gets the sense they went too far once again. trump returned to twitter now x for the first time since januars own mug shot with the caption election interference never surrendered and he urged supporters to visit his website. who didn't see that coming? his campaign and the fundraising with a lovely new collection of shirt and long sleeved shirts and beer coosies, i'm like kilmeade's last book and selling like hot cakes. what's the media care about beside gloating over trump getting fingerprinted and

self-reported height and weight at 6'3, 215 pounds. that means he lost more than 25 pounds sings his last mug shot and that's why investigative journalism begins and ends. >> his weight is listed -- >> 175. >> 215. >> 6'3, 215 people pointed out is the exact dimensions of lamar jackson, the quarterback of the baltimore ravens. >> even if he fasted, there's no way. mark meadows had to self-report his own weight and clocked in on 240. no way trump is 30 pounds later than meadows. greg: how's that for a behind spot. look at them. they arrest the president for the first time in history instead of wondering what that's

going to do in this country or the voters, they rip on everyone's weight and who do they think they are? me? you look at media and the way they respond to everything and they're gleeful and seems to me that they must not know trump and he always gets the last laugh. i think something big is coming. the case in georgia and the photo bringing everyone together and liberals love it and it's like the roar shack and you used

to have the ramons and just like taylor swift and someone that's getting in trouble and happens to be in trouble. greg: i like your new aalanis smokers morissete look. >> thank you, isn't that ironic. greg. the irony is no one knew what ironic meant. >> neither did i. greg: i only make fun of people's weight when they call people racist. that's my mote us. >> i they the weight thing and dawned on me that president trump and the prosecutions and this persecution of him, his near existence and he's been doing a public service for a lot

of these people, these left wing wwackos online. they're like ronnie and robbie and ricky. think you know who i'm talking about. greg: i don't. >> they're ridiculing him mercilessly and this feedback loop they get from their fallowers. that's all -- followers. that's all they have because viagra doesn't work. cialis, nothing. tubular, hump, hump. they're not getting anything from that and the mockery of this man is the only thing that gives them some get up and blow. greg: clay, this guy has never -- he's been around for 77 some odd years and never

arrested in his entire life. becomespresident four times and mere coincidence or think they might be out to get him? >> theory they're out to get him first time in 240 years and first time arrested in four months and on the weight front, how quickly would all of those people at msnbc and make a joke about stacey abrams about being fat and by the way, she's really, really fat. way fatter for a woman by the way than donald trump is for a man. and she has that photo where she is the only one not wearing a mask in all those school kids are sitting around and the data reflects that if you are fat, covid was more dangerous to you and if you are five and six years old, you don't know if you get covid. if you say that stacey abrams fat ass should be the one wearing the mask because she's an obese adult, msnbc loses their minds because you're fat shaming. but you say -- but donald trump

says he weighs 215 pounds and they lead their broadcast with it. greg: exactly. >> is it fat shaming and not the same for trump as it would be for stacey abram s? >> greg: still blows my mind that don't they understand, that's like a joke you make on the fourth day and this is like a historical event cast. >> no, i mean yes. but like everything is a historical event right now and nothing is really boring and i want to have a regular day. i see how she could have wound up talking about that and i saw that breaking news banner below and they're probably running out of stuff to break after certain point because they're saying they're just doing probably wall to wall live coverage on this and really the only news we knew this was going to happen. the only news is that's what his mug shot looks like.

then all the booking information so you can only repeat yourself over and over again before you're desperately, desperately looking for something to add and i can get they were excited about the weight thing and extra three minutes out of that. that's probably more what it is than anything. greg: i got to say, i think the mug shot is amazing and i don't care if he prepared for it. i think a reckoning is coming. you don't do this to half of america and expect that it's gob that go away. i mean, i don't know if i would feel good about this if it was hillary or if it was joe biden. but from now on, i [bleep] am. i am. i don't like revenge. but now i love it. before we g a quick reminder, i've got some special guest comedians for the next stop on my book tour. that's september 16th reading,

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greg. half the men in prison have have been convicted of quality thanksgiving&are now transgender. these crazy wacko dudes that don't look like women are actually sexual assaulters who end up in female prisons. who saw that coming? >> what a slogan. this was in wisconsin. come to wisconsin behind bars for sex crimes and let's make committing sex crimes behind bars easier. wisconsin department of corrections, go rhode island that's what they're doing. greg: a war on women and putting rapists d male rippists into female prisons. >> half doing that are awful but, greg, apart of me president

trump with the mug shot and wouldn't this be incredibly heroic and secret service has to accompany him with women and i made a soup out of the toilet and that's how the fox nation programming by the way. tell me that everybody here wouldn't be watching that. >> that's a fox nation. fox nation convict apprentice and hosted by kilmeade and this is like -- cat, how can bureaucrats or anybody be okay with this? >> gets arrested and suddenly

makes people realize they're trans or if you sexual assault people, you might be someone that would lie. grigg: what you said is pure common sense and it flies right over the people in charge and the guy is a rapist and he's ready to go ahead. is this why you agree to shave your head? >> you've got to head your bets. greg: not saying you're a sexual assaulter but your hair is really long and could help you get to jail with other milder workdays. >> i'd be the victim or not.

>> i'll stay out of prison. >> i don't know anything about it right now. it was a topic of the show and is this on tv tonight. barely. we'll edit you out. next step you jerk. better be good on this one. canadian clinical psychologist and jordan peterson and he's an awesome dude and being forced to undergo social media training by a canadian court. is this the -- this is clay and an amazing kind of like evolution in this guy's life. those people made him by trying to force him to say pronouns and now they're trying to indocket -- put him through indoctrination.

they decide they don't want line and beat the crap out of them and now jordan peterson in the 99.99 percentile for intelligence and probably understand how social media works and sending him to reeducation camp, which is what he said they were going to do. they're doing what he said and i just don't know how this ends but i definitely think that jordan peterson in the reeducation camp talking to his re-educators would also be paid for them. >> he should definitely do a hidden camera the hell out of it. it would be the best thing ever. >> what's your thought on this topic. go in every different direction and once he gets wind of the

trans prison stories, he's going to fail out. >> he wants to just lay low and learn how to be on social media and i'm available for private. >> coming down on the line. >> that's the beauty of technology and that's the beauty of it. don't fail that stuff.

don't and more material and all the entire time and the government is going to get involved in this and getting involved and they'll probably already exist and it's amazing and it's going be and misnaming them and that's why they want to get them and put them behind bars. >> he's vowing to do it in public and pay per view, sign me up. they're going to try and and teach him and play him like my 600-pound life and try and tell him that that's the new standard for beauty and health. that'll go over well. greg: yeah, i look forward to it. we've got to move on. up next, biden's alcohol walk

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we'll do two drinkers a week because of that and can we make this the campaign for republicans in the midwest. >> have you ever been to the green bay packer fans and imagine going to be like hey, guys. make sure you drink the bare minimum to only get remotely drunk. why would you go and only have two beers and loses wisconsin and michigan and midwest loves to drink and this guy's name being cube and made up. you get two beer as week without drinking. like you can get two alcoholic drinks just by accident. being at a bar. i mean, you're not even dri

drinking, what is the point? >> i'm one year sober after the weekend. i'll give myself the weekend and we'll start the clock. i'll be one year sober on augus. >> greg: go to an aa meeting like that. >> i mean, hey, nothing but best wishes to my friends in recovery, but do you know what the guidelines are right now. greg: no? >> yeah, so who cares. you're right. who cares. >> what do these people get paid for. greg: so true, no one cares. i'll have a meeting with my drawer and he'll ask me how much i drink and it's like how much am i supposed to drink.

then i'll say, it's always three to four. month have more than three drinks a night or two distinct as night. it's like, i'm sorry, that not even gonna resinate in my life. >> greg, we're all here today t. this isn't the broadcast. greg: why is my immediate family in the audience. i recognize that guy from intervention. dagen, how healthy is this jack ass? mr. coob. >> i drink a couple glasses of wine a week. well how many [bleep] doughnut do you eat a day? this is meant to people make nervous and nervous people drink. so i don't understand that. i thought about this, okay, what's going to kill me first? hooch or the psycho who's riding the stolen bike around my block

all day long every day with the giant golf umbrella that he's using as a jousting lance? you know what, it's not the bourbon that's going to kill me. greg: why does seth meyers keep doing that? must be the strike. kat, many people don't know this but you don't drink barely. >> i drink very rarely because alcohol is a poison but also as a poison as far as poisons go, it is fun. so i think people are always weighing that and nobody is really thinking the more i drink and the better it is for me. everybody makes their own decision and people don't really listen to this stuff anyways, but i've been averaging like two or fewer drinks a week all syrup because i'm so busy.

>> look at you. greg: i'm too busy to have fun. that's what lonely people say. lonely people, i haven't seen any movies. i'm too busy. no, no one wants to go to a movie with you. oh, i'm averaging two drinks a week. because i'm so busy. >> seems like a very healthy reaction you're having. greg: i'm so busy. >> not at all an indication of something deeper going on. >> greg, we were all just worried. >> when i -- greg: i'm so out of here. i didn't know who did this. >> you're about to unzip your sweater. >> greg, only alcoholics wear zipable sweaters.

>> that's an amazing shirt. give us a little more chest. give us a little more chest. greg: this is like a ray liotto good fellas version. >> diving out of a house beating someone with a gun. up next, are we going to resent the questions you sent?

greg: it's a good question. i'm going to ask you, david, it's from home sick 99. is there any idea or activity that you used to keep hidden but now you hit your 30s or in your case, your 50s. jew don't give a crap, who knows. something that you used to do?

>> appear on this show. i just don't care anymore. now i'm approaching 30. and, you know, i have a different -- just have a different view on things. i don't know, i think i'm pretty open about everything and maybe i'm just not sure. greg: kat, what about you? >> my face. i was concerned about not wearing makeup and now i'll post super ugly selfies and it's not that i'm insecure, i just don't care who calls me ugly anymore. greg: wow, that was upbeat. >> i think it is. what is that reaction? you guys acted like i told everyone i had cancer.

greg: that was a heart warming thing you used to hear on happy days when like richy cunningham's sister would say something and everybody would go a www ww. >> i went to the water park with my kids recently, and i used to think a lot, you're walking around when you're younger like what are people thinking about me in a bathing suit. greg: yes. >> and i think when you hit 30s, 40s, 50s you kind of get happy you're alive. and also recognize, and i do think this is true, most people are so obsessed with what they look like in a bathing suit, they don't spend much time worrying about you. when you're younger you think about it. now it's like i don't want to have to stand it line for the slide as long as i did.

greg: good point. part-time people are too obsessed with how they r. unless it's me, they should shift all their attention here, especially at the pool. everything is optional at l pool. no. how about you, dagen? >> i bite my fingernails and i just stopped giving a dam. i used to walk around like this. hide it. now i only do this when one's bleeding. >> that's your vice? not even supposed to hide that. >> that's only because i don't want to get blood on greg's chair. greg: next question, what's one thing that should never have been invented? kat? >> social media. >> yeah. greg: have we all come to that

conclusion? >> i wish i had the option to not know what a lot of you guys think. greg:ing its something that is pandora's box, right. now we can't get that thing back in, clay. >> she has the exact same answer as me. i feel fortunate we're the age that we are and it's a crazy stat and i can't believe it's real. 30% of teenage girls have thought about killing themselves in the past year. one in three. i think it's to a large degree because of social media and as much as people who are adults, we grow up without it and i think about it with my boys coming into teenage years and everything else and awful and toxic and people now in 20 years are going to look at social media like we look at cigarettes today. i really do. greg: i would argue they're far more deadly than cigarettes, dagen, because i like ciga cigarettes. >> i'm going to -- i'm not going to -- i'm going to get away from social media. chewing gum. i wish it was never invented.

one, because that sound. but also i've lost a couple of teeth because of chewing gum and being where i'm from and speaking with the accents i do, i can't afford to lose anymore teeth. greg: yeah, don't want to dig a hole. >> hey. greg: what do you wish was never invented? perhaps maybe the electric raiser given that you own a razor company. >> that's true, i own a razor company. america's number one razor for america's made in america ra razors.

>> i don't like touching that. they spin it around ohio, put the tip n. greg: you do tip? >> no, i have to make a show of not tipping now. greg: i'm going to go with the toilet seat. seems to me this is not something that's utterly disposable and they're sharing that with other people. >> walk out and that's with a

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greg: could you survive on mars, david? scientists have identified four key straits that a person needs to be able to live and thrive on mars. low competitiveness. sounds like you. neither inter-verted or extroverted. perhaps. low aggressiveness. definitely. adaptable to change. this is you. >> wow. i should be the first guy on

mars. greg: you should be the first guy on mars. glad we settled that. yeah. the search is over. jow>> where do i suit up? >> his hair isn't even dry yet. the show is almost over. he showed up with wet hair. greg: where did you crawl out from today? >> i had to wake up at the crack of noon to be here. greg: dagen, i find that i would be the worst person to -- >> yeah. greg: thank you. i would -- the thing seizure disorders would end up killing everybody and i would be flailing around in everybody's blood screaming. that would be like before takeoff. >> me too. >> but the worst person is shall be who wants to -- somebody that wants to go and colonize marses and will lie to get on the ship.

hide your freak show till you land on the red planet and roll out the crazy carpet. anybody who wants to go is the problem. greg: i don't even want to colonize earth. too lavement you're here. well, somebody got here before me. did a lousy job. kat, mars? think i would be bad? >> still thinking about it. greg: what about you? >> no neurotic people. couldn't make it to the car to go to the place because you'd be like pissed off on the traffic and yell at the drivers. greg: i never yell at the drivers. >> you yell in the vinty of the driver. i'm just saying mars probably not for you. i don't even think you could fill out the paperwork. greg: what about you, then?

>> i just don't want to. greg: good, good, good. clay, would you ever want to colonize mars? >> the problem that going to mars in general is they say you can never return and i don't like going on a cruise ship, i don't like going anywhere i can't leave. if crowd get on a ship and fly to mars and the best case scenario is do you have to stay in this tiny bubble for the rest of your life, it sounds utterly awful and even if you got to hang out with people that are good and how are you neither an extrovert nor introvert. one or the orlikowski. that's the other option. greg: i don't know. >> seriously, i don't know the other option, it sounds awful to maine greg: maybe i, i don't know. what do you think, david? >> generally just stays home so

nobody knows. greg: we'll be right back. [ applause ].

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