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business, dagen mcdowell. en liberals would love to put this clay in the kiln co-host of trai that clay travis and protect thats show today, travis. he's sharper than razor in styles's hair with that taser. comedian angela. she's like a mannequin, pale and sometimes her arms fall offi . how is your tribute? her cat tim? f all right, now, before we get to some news stories, let's do thi s. >> my bad. greg's leftovers. mm. pop. it's leftovers. i read the jokes we did use this week. and as always, it's my first time reading these. >> so if they , well, i just stick.
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>> it dynamite and put it in joe mackey's lunch. i think we're going to say up his funnier. sort of gone with my instincts. here we go.. joe biden finally went to the devastation in hawaii week. he was he was reluctant to go until he found out a beach. i know he's an awful man. this week, vivek ramaswamy rfk jr. as current presidential candidates who've been spotted in public noirtlesed in s. >> all i can say is thank god she's not running terriblefo . oh, clap away, if you will. pennsylvania senator johnma fetterman looked unready guy visible in a recent selfie, which is an improvement improvement. kamala harris is trying yet another reshape her public
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image in the run up to 2024 in order to her opinion polls. she's changing her name to hepatitis due to a salmonella outbreak. the cdc has advised against kissing or snuggling turtles. >> and this is bad news forthey some that they're still assessin'rsessing the damage cad by the earthquake that hit southern california this week. yesterdain fact, they discoverep cracks and fissures in four of the kardashian's tampa woman. mp is there any other kind? a tampa woman has fulfilled her childhood dream of becoming a stripper, just like her mother. we're still trying to track down he dad for comment and oh, lifs
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like like it's our fault that she chose that lifestylety . >> a family farm in the u.k. pos is begging tourists to stoinp posing for naked pictures in their sunflower field. kingthey're asking everybodyeirt to keep their clothes on, and that includes the cowsha. >> ashley oh, you're awful. you're awful awful. stop. well, the number of surgeries performed each year has tripled across the u.s.. o experts say they haven't seen this many men lose their since the royahavel weddings. a new ikea store jussit opened in downtown francisco. one because if there's one thing thousands of homeless drug addictsgs t need,ts it's furniture that's hard to assemble. this week in chicago, the heatad index hit 120 degrees, making
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it the hottest day in exa decadn . in response, law enforcement is now telling residents telling to handle their illegal guns with an oven mitt. photo earlier this week, stock photo ,somebody had a stock photo of a gun and an oven. you never thought you'dur use that one. the guy who had that picture take it sayse how. oh, we're not selling these. just wait. gutfeld is going to make a jok a . >> earlier this week, five people were arresteted fod unruly behavior at a nickelback concert. apparently yeah, they werek singing nickelback songsso. so unfair. according to a new study, worst new jersey has been rankedfic is the worst state to drive in traffic. it's so o bad. drivers report three hour wait times to give each otherfinger the finger. the spanish soccer president. there's a song, there'ssing a soccer president. he's under fire for surprising
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the team captain by kissing her on the lipe onlys. >> the only saving grace is that he wasn't allowed to use his hands. t. soccer, right?t us you can't use your handse . and finally, master dating is going on date it's by yourse it's apparently the latest craze among the terminally lonely. >> you get used to it. it said one man. i never. unbelievable ball went really slow so they can catch up. all right. now to the news. >> it's the shot. heard or rather seen aroundld the world. last night in georgi.a, 45 was arrested and his mug shot was rl released. look at that. after so much hunter coverage, it's nice to see see a a news m photographed in pants. go givyou got to give the man c. that's a look. you won't forget seems t.
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>> and it seems to be saying, oh, you are. so when i'm out of here. trust me. i got to say, feel the samethe way. i mean, the media can laugh, but you get the sense that oncmm they went too far. >>p trump returned to twitter. now, for the first time since january 8th, 2021, he repostedve own mugshot with the caption election interference. neve r surrender. and he urged supporters to visit his website. who didn'tng see that coming? his campaign is already seizing on the moment like a seagull, a bag of funyons. they're fundraising. y ne they're fundraising with a lovely new collection of short and long sleeved shirts. s >> coffee mugs, bumper stickers, even beer koozies koozies. >> and unlike kilmeade, last bookbook and, they're selling l. hotcakes. >> but what' s the media carerump about besides gloating over trump getting fingerprinte
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d. d he his self-reported height and weightigt at 6'3", £215? >> no full disclosure, though at least £10 of that was a hairspray. >> but that means he lost than £25 since his last25 p presidential physical in 2020. and for the mainstream media, that's where the investigativeoh begins and ends his weight is listed. 175 to 56 feet to 15 people pointed out as the exact dimensions of lamar jackson, the quarterback for the baltimore ravens, the resemblance is unclear. >> as he faste d, no way. and mark meadows had also self-reported wan ony he clocked in at 248. trump later up. >> how's that for a blind spot? look at them. look at them.t th they arrest the president fornga
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the first time in history. and instead of wonderingt what that's going to do to this country or the voters ore vo wo, they riff on everyone's weight . >> who do they think they are? me. that was david.? you know, you look at the mediao and they respond to it. of course, they're gleeful. but it seems to me y that they must not know trump. he always gets the last laugh. >> i think something big is coming. yeah, well i mean, who knows what will be the case? i guess everyone doesn't seem to think that strong of a casee in georgia. the photo, it's kind of e bringing everyone together. liberals love it. yeah, and trump people love it. they all say it's like the rorschach test of like, you know, whether you. so they're all on board. trump is interesting because he is i've said this before, he's like the only punk tock person left america.
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yeah, you know. yeah. he used to have the ramones and all these people. now it's just like taylor swift f. stuf if people want someone who is getting in trouble, yeah, this happens to be the president. >> by the way, i like your new alanis morissette. >> look. thank you. yeah. isn't that ironic? >> the irony is she didn't know it. ironic, matt. wasn't tha ironic.t. >> and, you know, it's funny. neither do i. yeah, i don't. oneyou dig it? okay. i would be a hypocrite to say i that, obviously laughing about his weight, but that i only make fun of people'.: si. when they call people racist. >> that's my that's my modus that. di mm-hmm. if you haven't noticed. but they. i think that weight thing. so i was looking online and it trumed on me that president trumpsecuti and prosecutions and this persecution of himon, his near
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existence, he's been doing a publicce for a service for a f these people. thes le left-wing wackos online, because they're like ronnie and robby and ricky, i think you know who i'm talking about. i don't they're ridiculing him mercilessly and kind ofthat's feedback loop they get from their followers. that's- follower all they have e doesn't work. >> see, alice, nothing tubular like how pump that thing. they'r >> they're not getting anything from that. so their mockerye anything of this man som is the only thing that gives them some up and blow. >> yeah. pleasure. clay. you know what's amazing h about this is that this guy has never. ver -- hbeen arohe's been aroune odd years. it was never arrested in his a
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entirend . yeah. gets arrested. he becomesr s an president four times. >> mere coincidence, or do you think they might o be outt to to get him? i got a theory that they're going to go out to get hi get in 24m for the first time in 20 years. four time arrest in five months? yeah, and on o the weight front? yeah. how quickly would all of those people at msnbc, guys, if you make a joke about staceyandy abrams being fat and by the way, stacey abrams is really, reall ty fat, way wom fatter for a woman. by the way b, than donald trump is for a man. right. and she ha wheres photo where she's the only one not wearings a mask at all.flects t those school kids are sitting around. and the data reflects that i aru are fat, covid was more dangerous to you. and if you arere five andou say six years old, you basically don't even know if you get covid. yeah that stacey, if you say ths abrams fat should be thean one wearing the mask because she is an obese adult. shamc loses their exactly fat shaming. >> they do what you saing.y rig.
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but donald trump says he weighsh £215 and they leadas their broadcast exactly right. >> so is it fat shaming? a not the same trump as it would be for stacey abrams? >> it still blows my mind that that they don't they understand that this is i mean, that's like a that's a jokee you make on the fourth day. >> on the first day, this is like his store called a bad cat. no, i mean, yes.rythin >> but like everything is ay boi historical event now. yeah, that's true. nothing's ever boring anymore. wa. reg >> just want to have a regular day. sh but also, it's okay. i see how they could wou havnde wound up talking about that because i saw that breaking news banner belobeloand theyw. a they're probably running out of stuff to break after a certain point. yes, becauseuse sa saying, oh,s they're just doing probably wall to wall live coverage on this. he oand really the only news we all knew this was going to happen. the only newat hiss is that's wi
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mugshot looks like. and then, you know, all the bookinngtiong information. so you can only repeat yourself over and over again before look your desperately looking for something to add so i coulmethid get they were excited to be like, oh, the weight thing got an extra 3 minutes out of that. t it >> that's probably more what it than i got to say. i mean, i thind k the mug shot is amazing. don't care if he prepared for c it. i also think a reckoning is cominyot dog. you don't do this to a half of america and expect that it's going to go away.i i mean, i, i don't know. i would feel good about this if it was hillary or if it was joe biden. >> but from now on, i am. i am. all right. i don't like revenge, but now i love it. >> before we go, a quickk reminy reminder, i've got some special guest comedians for the next stop on my book tour, tom shillue, jamie lizzo, jim norton, joe nick dipaolo.syv
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first up, they identify with sugar and spice, but the ones in jail are not so nice. new data shows over half the men in prison identifying as transgender have been convicted of assault. >> who knegreg. w who did? who knew? oh, my god. what a what a weird. you be meaning to tell me that these crazy wacko who don't look like women are actually assaulters who end up in female prisons. >> who saw that coming? yeah. what a slogan this was in wisconsin. co behind to wisconsin bars for sex crimes. let's make committing crim e sex crimes behind bars easier.as the wisconsiier.n department of corrections. go . depart >> yeah, that's what they're doing. it's incredible. i mean, this is suchme a mean ad people talk about a war on women. you're putting putting into mal. female prisons. yeah. trd the half>> half that are dg
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that are awful. but, greg, a part of me, we're just talking about theth the trump the mugshot. what if trump identified as trans in the event that he got convicted? >> wouldn't thatd incrediblys to heroic the secret service would have to accompany him into women's women's prison, and then he would just be surroundeend by chicks? i mean, tell me that wouldn't be an incredible sick. it. i was just thinking he would he would immediately start up like a convict apprentice. >> yeah, right. mamean, that's a hell of a show. >> yeah. so what do you have? here he goes. i made. i made a soup of a out of the toilet. >> like, hey, that'sprogramm ho. station programing. by the way, tell me that everybody in here wouldn't be watchinhat's a tiong. it's a fox nation.. fox nation? apprentice. and it would be hostedy kilm by kilmeade cat. this is a bit like how canbureau how can bureaucrats or anybody be okay with this? b >> yeah, look, either there'se something about getting
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arrested that suddenly makes people realize they're trans, or if you're somebody who will assault people, then you might also be someone who would lie. >> yeah, exactly. >> you know, and so obviously they know that there is a chance that they will be allow actually will be allowed in women's prison as people who like to assault women. that that sounds like a pretty good deal. exactly. and we can. this is what you said. it's pure common sense, but it flies right over the head ofhe the people in charge. this happened in scotland. they were like. is yeah, we know the guy's a , but he says he's a woman, so go ahead. ready is this why you grew yourr >>ke david? yeah. you know, you just got to hedge your bet've got s by the way, it saying you're a sexual assault, are i? just saying your hair is really long, and that could helt yourph you get to jail when you're convicted for other milder offenses? >> i think i would. even in a woman's prison, i would be the victim. more like e not. or
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sonot. you have the deepest voi, though. yeah, that's true. what do you make of this? >> are you disgusted? offended? don't care. yeah. >> i mean, i guess. o itguess i'll stay out of prison and. >> i don't know. i don't even know anything about any of this, but. yeahit was a obviously, it was c for the show. you know, how is this on tv tonight? i bet you barely. we'll edit you out. all right. o next up, you . you better be good on this one. canadian clinical psychologist and professor jordan. peterson. you know him, right? awesome, dude. being forced being to undergo sl media training by a canadian. in is this this clay? this is an amazing kind like trn evolution in this guy's life. >> he those people made him trying to force him to say pronouns, and now they're. they're trying a doc, put him through some indoctrination. remember when everybody in canadindocta was super chill? >> yeah, we used to be down
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here like they're america's top hat. they don't really do anything. we barely even know what's going on there. and then some truckers decide they don't want the covid shot and they basicallye they drag te out of their trucks and beat the out of them. and no jordanw peterson, who is in the 99.99 percentile for intelligence. right. intelligence probablsm tostand how media works now. they're basically sending him to reeducation h is camp, which is what he said they were going to do. >> they're doing what he said. and i just don't know how this ends. bui definit i definitely think t jordan peterson, in the reeducation campn camp talking s re educators, would also be incredible for a for payf special. he should definitely do a hidden ld the hell out of it. yes, it would be the best thing ever. >> what are your thoughts on this topic? >> i gave you a generic question so you could just go in any different direction. do you know who jordan peterson is? of coursy differe do. >> the name rings a bell.
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i. i mean, i think it. >> when he gets wind of the trans prison story. yeahto, he's going to bail out f that class. he's going to bail out, i think. i didn't realize. you could do social media training. yeah. yeah. you know, i mean, if h he wants to just lay low to learn how to, like, have nlearn hoo i. >> social media. i'm available for private tutoring. yeah. nobody knows who you are. it's not like nobody. you never have to worry about, like, something being up there on google. yeah, that's the thing. you know, before social media, i was struggling in obscurity, and now thousands of people know, struggling. and that's the beauty of that's technology. that's the beauty of god. he does have a point, though. what kind of social media training do you thinkfail they would actually give him? yeah, like don't say all that stuff. yeah exactly.
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and he'll be like, but, but i wanna be like but don't like but they're just giving him more right exactly because this is all he said the entire time ine the government's going to get involved in this and i'm in the now that they do it's like you just fulfilled his prophecy. >> yes. the book should be called told you so getti the they'll probaby exists. it's amazing, though. it's going you know what it's going to be. it's going to be about pronouns and dead naming misgendering, bd because that's where they want to get him. bars.men they want to put hi bars. >> he's vowing to do it in public. so pay per sign me up.in they're going to try and what are they going to do? try and teach him that the treatment for gender dysphoria should be mastectomies l and hysterectomy. yeah. good luck with that. or play him likeik my £600 life and try and tell him that that's the new standard fororwad beauty and health. >> yeah, that'll go over well. yeah. no toe gow i look forward to it. all right, we got to move on. up next, biden's alcoholic
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wrong and we're going, oh, we're going to do two drinkse a week because canada does it. can we make this the campaignst for republicans in the midwestu ? have you ever do a tailgate with the green bay packers? can you imagine going to and being like, hey, guys, you get two beers this week? >> yeah, make sure that you just drink the bare minimum that doesn'tu get you remotelyt drunk. >> like, why would you only wantremote to drink two beers?wl yeah, exactly. if you're going to go beer,u go strongoveg. i think this loses minnesota. i think it loses wisconsin. nk d think it loses michigan. the midwest loves to drink. this is absurd. by the way, the guy's name being koob. sounds like it's a made upbeingd headline in the first place. >> yeah, you know, it's funny. i mean, david, it's likeget tw you get two beers a week without drinking. beke you can get two. you get two alcoholic drinks b just by accidentar being at eve a bar. >> i mean, you're you're not even drinking. what is the point? well, you know, i'll
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actually be one year sober on august 28th, 2024. >> i'm going to get my head. ig i'm going to get myself the weekend that we're going to start the clock w. and we're going to start the clock starting friday. so great to do an aa meeting like that. i mean, like nothing but best y wishes to my friends in recovery. but you do you know what the you know what the guidelines are right no noww? yeah, >> no. s so who cares? right.hese peo what do these people get paid for? >> like, true. no one cares. i will hava mee meeting with my doctor to ask me how much i drink. and i. what am i supposed to drink? and it's's like w much suppose.u
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well, let's say it's always 3 to 4. >> you should have more than three drinks a night. or two drinks a night. and it's like that. i'm sorry. that's not even. >> that's not even going to resonate in my life. i have to ask greg, we're all here today. this isn't a show. this is it. i guescasts. why is my immediate family in the audience? e fami i recognized that guy from the intervention deighan how do you think this is, mr. koob? he's like, i took a couple of glasses of wine a week. >> why would>> i dri you donutso you eat every day? >> yeah. >> this is meant to make people nervous, which nervous people drank so i don't, understand that. and i thought about this. okay , what's going to kill me first? >> or the psycho who's riding
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the stolen bike around my block all day long, every daylf with the giant golf umbrella that he's using as a jousting lance. >> you know what? it's not the bourbon. it's going to kill me. >> why? why does seth meyers keep doing that? >> i don't know. must be this strike, right? yeah. must be this strike. >> you know, kat, many don't k people don't know this, but you can do. you don't drink. barely. i drink very rarely. ye>> i dris, because alcohol isa poison. but also as r asa as far as poip go, it is fun. so i think people are always weighing that. i don't think anybody is thinking really like the more i drinktter it , the bt is for me. but it's just everybody's makes their own decision. and like you said, people don'lt really listen to this stuff anyways. but i've actually been drinka we averaging like two or fewer drinks a week all summer because i'm so busbecause y.
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mhm. oh look at you.. oh i'm so, i'm too busy to have fun. that's what lonely people say. lonely. i'm to no, wish i, i haven't seen any movies. i'm too busy. no, nono one one wants to go toa weeke with you. >> two oh 502 averaging two drinks a week because i'm so busy it seems like >> s healthy reaction. i have to too busy. >> busy now that go? >> not at all. it indicates something different. i am craig , you know we just on. are worried because you when. i go out here, i'm so out here i don't know who's who did this ? i thought you were about to unzip your sweater. swea, in my eyes. only alcoholics wear zipper wear sweater.
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yeah, that is it. amazing shirt will give us a sht little more chances. >> guess.this just like this is like. like a ray liotta goodfellas i y era. you know, you should be diving out of a convertible in front of a house. >> just be out of some guy b with a gun to shoot. res >> look aten it.e qu anyway. all right. up next, are we going to resent questions you sent? do you have trouble hearing conversations? are you constantly asking loved ones to repeat themselves? do you miss out on discussions or with friends? then you would benefit from nano hearing aids. don't waste thousands of dollars on expensive hearing aids or settle with the frustration cheap amplifiers? right now you can get two revolutionary nano cic recharge hearing aids regularly $794 for just $297 or opt into our payment plan of four easy payments. >> i love how affordable the nano hearing aids are compared.
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it's baseball night in america, on fox and on this black hole. bryce harper leads the phillies in their for the nl wild card as they take on paul goldschmidt, the card for two of the al's best slug it out as corey seager and the rangers battle correa and the twins give. it's baseball night in america saturday at 630 eastern on fox . yeah, you're watching it in welcome to mailing it in you write i and then we stare into each other's eyes until i vomit . it's a good question. i'm going to ask you, david. this one , it's from homea or sick 99. >> is there any idea or thatdden you used to keep hidden? but no jeyou hit your thirties or in your case, let's say fifties, you don't give a ?
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>> who knows? is there something that a you used to doppear appear on s show? now i just don't care anymore. now that i'm in, i'm approaching 30. yeah. and, you know, i have a different i just havei' a different view on things. you know, i actually i don't knowpretty. i think i'm pretty open about everything, and maybe i'm just. maybe i shouldd keep more thins hidden. yeah, i think you should, but i think you kind of freaked me out right now. >> yeah. what about you? my face? what about your face? >> yeah, just my face. when i was younger. t no i was more concerned about not wearing makeup and stuff like thatarin and. and now i'll just post-super ugly pictures, and i don't. i just. it's not that i've gotten more secure. i just don't care who calls me ugly anymore. hm jm. >> wow. that was upbeat. k itgrupbeat is. >> what? what is that? that was like. that was like, what does that have to do with that? had
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was i acted like i just toldr. everyone i had cancer. that was a heartwarming like thing that you used to hear sise on happy days when like richie cunningham sister woulr d something and richie and everybody go, oh, right. clay, i've always been ugly. so i never really i never really thought people were going to find me attractive. so i haven't had to worry about that. i honestly think, like, i wentid to the the water park with kidsn recently and i used to think a lot. you're walkinggn you're around n you're younger. like, what are people thinking about me in a bathin.g suit? >> yes. you and i think when you hit 30, h 4050s, you just kind of get happy that you're alive and and also you recognize and i doe think this is true. most people are so obsesseare sd with what they look like in a bathing suit that they don't spend that much time worryingutu about you. and when i was younger, you know, like you go to a pool orwhen yr yoout it whatever, the now, it's like, i just want to go out to stand in line for the slidong ase long as i did. it's a good point.
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people don't. people are too obsessed with howgreg: gooint.. it's >> they are. yeah. to obsess. so unless unless it's me, thento they shift all their attention over, especially at the poolly. everything's optional at the pool. you know. >> how about you dig in? i bite my. givin but i don't. i just stop giving them. >> yeah, i used to walk around like this and you would hide. we >> hide it.n now i only done'o when one's bleeding. >> no, that's your advice? yeah. don goes to hide that. no, i. and that's only becauswante i dt want to get blood on greg's chair. >> all right, next questiosn. >> what is one thing that should never have been invented? >> mm. >> cat social media. yeaha.. yeah, i do think that we've all come to that question. yeahl come i, i wish.
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i wish i had the option to not onix. >> i really don't need to know what a lot of you guys think. yeah but it is tru nge it dida' is something that it is the pandora's box right. yeah. likes bo now that you're out like s we can't get that thing back in clay. she has exact same answer as mes and i feel fortunate that we are the age that we are.ge this is a crazy stat and i can't believe this is real. avet killin30% of teenage girlse thought about killing themselves in the past year. >> 31 in three. yeah, and i think it's to a large degree because of social media. so as much as people who are adults, like we grew up withoutg it, i think about it a lot with my boys who are coming into teenageo and everythingle else. i think it's awful toxic. i think people nowrs in 20 years are going to look at social media like we look at do. i really do.more i would argue that they're far more deadlier than deighan because i like cigarettes. >> i'm going to well, i'm not going to get away from just chewing gum. i wishchewing chewing gum had r
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been invented. >> really? yeah. well.e, becau, one because of.tl yeah, yeah, that butso i also, r you know, i've lost a couple of teeth because of chewing gum and being where i'm from and speaking with the accent. i do. i really can't to. yeah. you don't want to dig a hole, you know. >> hey, what do you wish was never invented? >> perhaps. maybe the electric?rhap. given that you own a razor company. yeah, that's true. o i do own and raise that company. america'nes number one razor company for made in america razors. >> that was called a smattering of applause. yeah, they're. no one's buying your product, okay? no, they are they grow in droves. what? how many is it? drove i think it's like 15, 16. i don't know. let's see. would. would i? i would not want, you know, when you go to a place and they
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don't have a register, they have the ipad. yeah i don't like that. i don't like touching that. they always spin it around.ohio yeah. i put that tip in. mm. >> yeah. you actually do tip. no, no, no. okayp . but that's, you know, i havetip to make a show of not tipping now. m >> i'm going to go with the toilet seat. it seems to me this is not i mean, shouldn't that be something that is utterly disposable. it's like, why are you sharingde that with other people? >> i mean, why haven't they invented something. it don't say, oh, you can put the nobody uses paper because you put it on the toilet. then a wind comes it, it falls into the toilet half of it in the toilet, have it out of the toilet. you don't know. so then you start using toilet paper. roll that. the toilet paper putting right there, and then it gets stuck on your and you walk out . wait a minute. are you saying that there should not be a toilet seat? i want them to say, oh, yes.
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well, no, i think what they should be somebody should have inventedh better is whatt i'm saying. >> oh, like a portable one. that we have to carry around like every everybody should have their own toilet. you feel free to bring your own you great i0ts greg. you keep it. you keepnecke it around your nk like a travel pillow. >> yeah. all right, brilliant. we're going to be those are going to be for sale on westar razor .com before the enr . droves are buying. yes. all righ endt. se coming up on mars, you'll need these traits to succeecc d. i get a real creative release when i do paintings. i love color. i love the unusual balance of nature has allowed me to retain
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wow, i should be the first guyt on mars. you should be the first guy on mars. well, i'm glad we settled that . yeah. search is over. let her. >> go. where do i suit up? i don't know. the hair isn't even dried yet. and this shows almost how you showed up with wet hair. i know, i know. what did you crawl out from, anyway? look.: where , had to wake up at the crack of noon to be vegan. i find that i would be the worst person. >> yeah. than k you i know. >> why would end up like.up the thing is, i would end up killing and i would be, like,lia flailing around,ro covered in everybody's blood, going mad. and that would be like befortakl me too. but the worst personody that is somebody who actually wants to go and colonize, who willze lie to get on the ship. till
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>> hmm. hide your freak show untilyou you land on the red planet, and then you roll out the crazy carpet. yeah anyb. eg: >> so anybody who wants to go is the problem. i don't even want to colonizt eu too late.'r you're her e now. well, somebody got here before me, did a lousy job cat. mars. what d o you think i would be back? >> i'm just still thinking. about it. what about you? they said no neurotic people. yeah. thato neurot you even make it io car to go to the place because you'd be, like, in the traffic . >> you'd have a meltdown, you'd yell at the driver. i never yell at the driverthdrit >> oh, can't you yell in the vicinity of the driver? soheinty i happened to be in frf your car right now. t saying mars, not for you. >> i don't even think that you could fill out the paperwork. greg: what about you then?
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>> oh, i just don't want to know. okay, good, good, good, good. >> clay, would you ever want to colonize? ral now, look, the problem that caout going to mars in is they say that you can never return. yeah, i don' andt. ship, going on a cruise ship. i don't like going t. where that i can' i did that to me. so the idea that you wouldn a sh get on a shiipp, fly to mars, and the best case scenario is you hav is do ye to stay in s tiny bubble for the rest of your life. sounds sound awful.h peop even if you got to hang outlend with people who are really good . how are you? neither an extrovert nor anert o introvert. o i thought you had to be one or the other. that's the other option. otdon't know. i mean, do you?he i mean, seriously, like, i don't know what the other option is. it sounds awfu, s awful. me. let's see that maybe. i don't know. what do you think, david? well, i think it's that generally just stays home.
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