>> sean: i agree with you. why did they walk you backwards by the way? i didn't get that. my number keep it in your phone air going to need it. that's all the time we have left this evening. before we go programming note this wednesday live shooed yo audience show tickets free, hannity.com, set your dvr, in the meantime let not your heart be troubled, why? greg gutfeld's going to make you smile right now. have a great night. ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: there it is. hello, and welcome, welcome, welcome torques another episode in the series finale of america. i'm jimmy failla in for the incomparable greg gutfeld so please wish me luck. normally when you guest host the number one late night show in

the country you have pretty big shoes to fill luckily in greg's case they're like a size three so we should be okay. i'm actually honored to be filling in for a guy who truly does have it all these days. he has two top tv shows, a best selling book, and if that weren't enough he's off tonight because he just landed a job as peter dink language's stunt double on gachl thrones. association i mean beening when you're hot you're hot. kidding he's starring in a mission impossible spinoff where the mission is to get something off the top shelf. [laughter] >> jimmy: i always take shots at him because he loves to take shots at my wardrobe and, to be honest, like he's totally right. i'm pretty sure the only reason i sold out in vegas this weekend is my jacket made half the people think it was a magic show. you know? like you won't hurt your feelings i look like a perverted

magician called david cop a feel, you know? but there really is. there's a bigger trick taking place around the country this week that we need to discuss. okay? dig this. this is serious. cbs news is reporting that rising covid cases could lead to a comeback for mask mandates. hey, i've got an idea. [boo] >> jimmy: no, no. i've got an idea. how about [bleep] you. [cheers and applause] >> but like seriously after all we've learned the past few years anyone that suggests we bring back masks has more balls than a women's swim team, okay? let's start with the obvious. for one, masks don't work, and there's plenty of at that time at to prove it so nobody should be on board with bringing masks back because if we do that it's only a matter of time before we start bringing back other things that don't work [laughter]

>> jimmy: and to be fair that was a cheap shot at don lemon who really does have a lot of respect in the strichlt in fact when his staff found out he was fired they chipped in to get him a submarine trip to the titanic. jimmy, jimmy. so silly. but not only do masks not work to prevent covid, but a recent study published by the national institute of health found wearing n95 masks could expose users to higher levels of toxic compounds which are often linked to things like seizures cancer and dementia and let's face it you don't want to get dementia nowadays or they will stick you right in the white house. [cheers and applause]. >> jimmy:. >> jimmy: so silly. now, to be fair, i don't think anyone should judge joe until they have tripped a mile in his shoes, but -- [laughter] >> jimmy: but stick with me.

masks don't work scientifically and you know what else? they don't work romantically. okay? during the pandemic, far too many people were tricked into thinking someone was way hotter than they really were because the mask was covering up 60% of their face. for example, here's a girl with a mask. okay? but here she is without it. [laughter] [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: just saying. yet lions gate studios in hollywood recently forced its employees to mask up against the wuhan coronavirus. that shouldn't shock anyone because they have always been scared to stand up to china. colleges also brought back mask mandates but if they were worried about students catching virus they would ban tinder. so if that offended some people and sorry if it burns when you pee, jamie. [laughter] >> jimmy: hey, luckily it's a

small burn. anyway. i love you buddy. you know i love you buddy. you know. i'm not going to pick on you once tonight. now, a lot of you will ask, hey, jimbo, if these freaking masks don't work, then why are we bringing them back? i don't know why because you guys sound like the cast of mob wives in my head. i don't know why. but left wing leaders are drunk on power they got addicted to controlling people during the pandemic. other people see the mask as their own maga hat and they wear it as a way of telling the world they're liberal. which kind of makes sense because i would want to cover my face in public too if my party wrecked the whole country. you know? [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: oh, you guys. you guys. but the vast majority of people in both parties who play along with mask mandates actually do so because they're scared. the media spent two years pumping people full of fear porn and in the end we all got

screwed from watching debby does lockdowns, you know. because all of that fear was used to push covid restrictions that led to much higher rates of depression, substance abuse and suicides. in fact, to this day only one thing has caused more suicides. [laughter] [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: but, unlike the clintons, the virus wasn't nearly as dangerous as we were told. and it's nowhere nearly as dangerous now. check this out. the cdc's dashboard of covid deaths for the week of august 19th shows that just 1.7% of registered deaths had the virus as the primary cause of death. meaning those people didn't die from covid, they died with covid. meaning, people telling you it's time to mask up aren't full of concern, they're full of [bleep]. yet despite all of this, over the weekend, the president told reporters he plans to ask congress for more money to develop a new vaccine. now, i'll admit it's nice to see

this white house making news for a drug besides cocaine... [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: jimmy. jimmy. but there's no need to discuss any drugs because the vaccines didn't stop transmission. yet every time another politician got covid, they posted the same ridiculous message on twitter saying, i just tested positive for covid and i just want to say i'm so glad i've been vaxxed and boosted or it would have been way worse. hello, that's like me saying i just found out my wife is pregnant but i want to thank god we used a condom or she would have been way more pregnant. you know? like you're saying it didn't work, okay? the government was wrong about every single thing they pushed on us during covid especially mask mandates lockdowns and vaccines. yet to this day there's been no national discussion about it because the country's so politically divided people on the left would rather go on pretending they were right in an effort to claim the moral high ground but in the end we all pay

the cost that the government takes away more of our freedom. so for my money biden can ask for more covid cash but if i were congress i would devote late great bob barker in happy gilmour and say the price is wrong bitch. >> period! [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: let's welcome tonight's guests. it's a hot one. he hangs out with more divorced dads than a hooters waitress. act or comedian writer jamie lissow in the house! [cheers and applause]. >> jimmy:. >> jimmy: boom, they love him. they love him. okay, real talk she is my fourth favorite morgan after jp, piers and captain. founder of polaris national security, morgan ortagus everybody. there she is! [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: true story she once got arrested for grand theft awesome. fox news contributor kat timpf with a nice intro.

she's like who's been nice to me here. he's got more fans than phoenix in july, new york times best selling whoever comedian and former nwa world champion tyrus is here. boom! [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: ty i go right to you on this one, okay? they've been wrong about everything, literally everything. so at this point wouldn't we be better off taking advice from a magic eight ball or were you concerned hunter would bring the wrong 8 ball. >> tyrus: you can't use the term wrong. it's not wrong it's their truth just like we have our truth. i think this is all -- the timing of this is is very -- i'm not a conspiracy theater guy i don't believe in that stuff but i feel like this is going to lead to, i don't know, no debates and probably a lot of mail-in voting. >> jimmy: it's coming. >> tyrus: i feel like that's where this party's kind of going. and, you know, that's what it's going to be.

just put it out there. biden's going to be ready. he has two microphones he's ready to do some things out there but covid, so i'll be in the basement. let me know how it turns out and the only thing we'll be seeing is we'll be seeing president trump's court proceedings. that will be on every day all day nonstop, and there will be no debating and it will be a distraction and then low and behold, 17 gazillion bazillion mail-in votes will go in and we'll get biden two, but to be fair we're still waiting for biden won. >> jimmy: jimmy i'm coming to you as a comedian because isn't it true technically as guys that travel that covid is not a top ten virus in comedy condos. >> jamie: it is really not. i've gotten a lot of stuff in comedy condos but never -- i got bed bugs once. >> jimmy: did you really? >> jamie: yeah. i feel like i forgot everyone was listening. [laughter]

>> jamie: before i start, can i just say earlier there was like a joke it was like, oh, it burns when jamie pees and i want you to know like jimmy didn't like see it, he heard me screaming. >> jimmy: good job. >> jamie: and you also took a shot at hooters like i hang out there, which i do. but it's -- do you know the worst thing about hooters? last time i saw they had, there was a to go counter. there was food to go. that's like people going, man, i hate boobs but i love [bleep] food. how can i -- it's going to be tough one lady says getting people to go back to covid protocols is difficult. it's like putting the genie back in the pottedle. that's what she said. that's a terrible analogy first of all sounds like you don't think it's real right with a genie. and also this lady, have you never like used a genie before? like wouldn't you just wish for

no covid and then like a ferrari or something? it would seem easier. >> jimmy: i like this. morgan you grew up in florida so when it comes to biden wanting a vaccine you're used to seeing people inject themselves with drugs. >> morgan: true. >> jimmy: what is it like to see the government force drugs into everybody. >> morgan: i was saying before i definitely grew up in meth is jesus territory. what was the question? about the new vaccine? >> jimmy: is it insane to see them pushing more vaccine. >> morgan: i'm sure big pharma donated to him more than anyone else. the one thing that's crazy about all of this is i was listening the suicide rate in this country has gone up astronomically. the mental health issues. i talk to teachers that are having such a hard time with kids and school and they have these, you know, personality, you know, societal disorders because they just don't know how to interact like they used to. so i don't know, what does it say about your political party

if global pandemic is a good thing for you and that's how like you get your turnout. like maybe your policies aren't that great if you have to rely on a 100 year pandemic to get people to come out and vote for snow it's so true. they want them to stay home. you're right. >> tyrus: early voting. >> jimmy: tyrus is right, the first covid was made in a chinese lab, this one was made in dnc head coaches. we'll stay home. he's a hundred percent right. i came to you last because i know you were thrown by the polite intro >> kat: yeah. >> jimmy: and i wanted to give you time. do you see a world where we reconfigure society. remember they had smoking and non-smoking, are they going to have masking and non-masking >> kat: smoking and non-smoking was wild. you had a baby and it was like oh, no, the cigarettes are over there your baby's fine. it was a wilder world back then. but what was wilder was the mask world. even before the study came out saying maybe you could get cancer from masks or -- it was

not like there was nothing bad about masks. it was [bleep] weird. okay? that should be enough. if you're like me and you're always wondering if people are mad at you, the masks make it a lot harder. [laughter] >> kat: like i had to verbally ask a lot more often. i like seeing people's faces also. i wasted like -- i don't think i'm going to be -- i'm not going to be attractive forever, you know what i mean? especially because i'm a woman and we get cast aside before men even though men died first. i had to waste so many good-looking years wearing a mask. i don't know how many years i have before my face falls. i'm not doing it again. >> jimmy: thank you [cheers and applause]. >> tyrus: and real quick, jimmy, i don't have kat's awesome feature. >> jimmy: i think you're a hunk. >> tyrus: but i have cauliflower

ears from wrestling and every time i put the masks on it pinches and make me look like a guinea pig and it hurts and they pop off all the time. what am i supposed to do. >> jimmy: you're supposed to give them a finger. and to be clear, i'm not anti vaccine. i got the johnson & johnson what they didn't tell me it was magic and keshawn johnson. i can't catch covid but man can i catch a pass. about he we go tickets available for my one how fox nation standout at the paramount in huntingdon long island and sugar lowest new york on the 19th and idaho falls on october 28th. get your tickets now there's a lot of chubby chasers out there ladies. and up next biden's such an old coot even dems want to give him the boot.

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♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: is the man who's always on vacation too old to lead the nation? a new poll finds that an overwhelming majority of americans, 77%, think president biden is too old for a second term. even 69% of democrats say joe's no longer up to the task. and that's saying something because half of them dem voters are dead. [laughter] [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: jimmy, jimmy. come on. as for joe, if this month was any indication, he's already in full-on retirement mode. anything to add, mr. president? >> no, no, no. look, look, i'm not old. i'm not too old. i'm like a kid. but, you know, maybe i'm old here and here, but not up here. up here, i remember every -- i can remember my phone number as a kid. it was -- let's see.

hello? hello is corn pop there? yeah, you tell him it's pain and suffering. >> jimmy: good job shillue. jamie we are bagging on biden but wasn't he technically correct at the state of the union when he said now is the time to choose between unity and schminiga. >> jamie: yes, i don't think his tell prompter has any spaces. it's like one long sentence. remember he was like build back better build back better i said did he say bread and butter are we making pancakes? 77% said he didn't think he could continue effectively and this is crazy but the other 23%, did you see this? were wrong. and then -- that's crazy.

and then kind of a fun video where he was getting boo'd, wasn't that kind of fun. did you hear when people were like boo, boo, oh, my god, the ghosts. they're coming for me. [laughter] >> jimmy: tyrus, let's talk optics for a second. okay? looking out at how bad the world is, what do you think's a better look for america, trump in a mug shot or biden in a lounge chair? >> tyrus: trump in a mug shot or biden in a lounge chair. >> jimmy: what do you think they actually respect more? >> tyrus: i think they respect whoever got biden out of the lounge chair because that was going to be quite a task. i think -- you want other countries to see that our president's willing to go there, you know, and his slogan is the boys in the hood are always hard talking trash will blow your car, be legit vote for trump. that to me putin sees a mug shot

they'll back up. they see old grandpa, kind of, he doesn't claim them all, sitting in a chair. they're going to be like, you know what? maybe it's a good time now to invade. let's go. >> jimmy: let's go he's asleep. >> tyrus: chances are when they do come he's going to be like oh, look, kids, balloons. no, those are missiles, mr. president. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: i think what he said is spot on kat but is the joke on us because biden has been telling people behind closed doors, he's going to beat harry truman. i expect truman to win the debate but i think biden has a real shot here >> kat: biden, he is old. he's not too old to be fine after he got covid, though. which makes it a lot harder for him to make me afraid of covid. >> jimmy: yeah, if he can get covid and live we can get anything right? >> tyrus: great point >> kat: i'm going to be okay. i don't really think it's an age

thing. i said this before, but the age thing, yes, there is a thing there. but i don't think his age even makes the list of the things that i'm concerned about. you know? like paul mccartney is older than joe biden. i went and saw paul mccartney live last summer, he put on a three hour show playing all these instruments singing. joe biden couldn't even make his way onto that stage probably. you know? the list -- like he doesn't seem to know who's alive and things dead and thinks dead people are in the room with him all the time. he shakes hands with the air. you know, he babbles, i was raised by port recans. he said he had oil cancer and all of us were just like that's joe. like what? this is not normal. like this is supposed to be like get joe biden and it will all be normal. nothing about this is normal and i think it's an insult to all of the wonderful brilliant 80 somethings in our audience.

he's proven to me age is just a number but not in the way he thinks he did. [cheers and applause]. >> tyrus: to be fair jimmy, to be fair, he was never sharp in his 30s or 40s either. >> jimmy: thank you. yeah. >> tyrus: let's be fair. just want to put that out there. never front of the class. >> jimmy: he lost his fastball. i'm like, hello, he was throwing 52 miles an hour. thank you. >> tyrus: thank you. >> jimmy: that's a great point. morgan is someone working the state department though? let's talk about optics for a second. in what world does this administration think it's a good idea to be showing the rest of the world our president's c cup breasts for the entire month of august? i >> kat: yeah, some of us are jealous. >> jimmy: the female leaders are upset. >> morgan: you know, he probably needed the vacation, but it was a little tone deaf when people's children are literally burning alive in hawaii, in the united states, and he just says no comment as he gets off the beach.

i mean, the juxtaposition of literally someone -- i read these stories somebody is stuck at work their kids are in their house in maui and their kids burned alive while he was hanging on the beachen adjust says no comment. don't have anything to say about it today. so, i don't know, maybe he needs the vacation. i'll tell you, i think, i said this earlier today, i think term limits would serve him -- would serve us all really well. i've been calling on this for a long time. he's been in office, i think he got elected when he was 29, 30. if we had term limits this might not be an issue today and it goes for both sides, get him out, go find something else to do with your time. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: like, you know it's bad when they call the oval office, joe answers and they're like can we speak to someone quicker like fetterman? you know. you laugh, that fetterman video breaks my heart because if you ever see the video where he's struggling to proceeds i-95 and he finally says it, biden yells

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♪ ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: today's video of the day comes from us from rural nevada where a tribal ranger in a pickup truck had enough with climate change whack os blocking the road so he did something about it. >> take all of you out. you better move. >> get out now. get out! on the ground! on the ground now! get on the ground! get on the ground! don't move. >> we have no weapons at all!

>> jimmy: after the ranger plowed through they arrested several of the protesters who were blocking the main road into the annual counter culture festival known as burning man. i apologize it's burning them. tyrus i will come to you first, should the cops have been more considerate and run them down in an electric pickup truck? >> tyrus: no. absolutely not. just beyond pail and shame on you. there's no reason to have a perfectly good truck blow up as it drives over the hills. my only critique here is the officer, i feel like he got out of the car a little quickly. he had at least plenty of time to back up, go over again, back up, and go over again. i mean, that's the least, he could have done that. my favorite part was, we're environmental protesters. yeah? and i'm a pissed off cop. who's going to win? like we all have feelings lady. we all have feelings.

so you know what? we're seeing more of this, and it's the other day, someone decided to sell $500 of power tools from home depot and the store couldn't do anything so five guys in the parking lot hog tied him and left him there. the cold part is he's still there because they defunded the police. but we're starting to see more of this. tribal police don't have to answer they have their own jurisdiction. they don't have to worry about twitter none of that stuff. they might get a few mean smoke signals but it will pass. it will pass. [laughter] [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: kat, my favorite part, okay, was this was on the way to burning man, and everyone there on the road is clearly stoned because you can go around that roadblock on either side. there was about 20 feet of flat land and they were all like, what do we do?

>> kat: that was my favorite part about all of this is that they were protesting burning man. because counter culture festival for them is too right wing. i think you might need to find something else to do. you know? like they were like affluent people ruining burning man, like you are upset because you couldn't afford to go. just admit it. this is not like -- if you look at what is out there in the world, it's not burning man, okay? this festival that's a very short amount of time. it's not like a bunch ever larry kudlows running around there, let me tell you now. maybe 40 years ago. but you're doing nothing but harm to your own cause because nobody's seeing that and being like what an excellent point they make about burning man being maga. right? nobody's going to fall for that. >> jimmy: no, it's so stupid because most of the people going

probably agree with them on the climate that's the part i don't get. >> tyrus: but when you get your protest blueprint from acme in the wile e coyote cartoon. >> jimmy: that protest literally came in a wooden box, takes a crowbar to open. [laughter] >> jimmy: forgive us, okay. jamie this took place on tribal land. does that hit home for you because your dating life has been a trail of tears? >> tyrus: somewhere gutfeld smiled. >> jimmy: that was for greg. >> jamie: you're so right. yeah, this is -- so they were also protesting private jets? you said people shouldn't be able to use -- but i feel like, but these people are driving. isn't that an alternative to private jets? it doesn't make any sense. i don't know what burning man is, i never every known what it

is. the story comes up i'm finally going to figure out. i go to burning man.com, it is a' a support group for men with chlamydia. it has nothing to do with the story. but it was -- i feel like they do have a little bit of a point with private jets. i'm vehemently against private jets until i can afford them. and they're against single use plastics which i am too except for condoms which, while we're doing tips and stuff i would like to recommend, i don't know if you guys are into condoms, but life styles if you've never tried the ultra thin, oh, my god, as soon as it breaks it's like you're not even wearing one. [laughter] >> jimmy: jamie. >> tyrus: i've experienced that at least four times. oh, who am i kidding? six. [laughter] >> jimmy: morgan you said you

support the climate protesters. why. >> morgan: takes a lot to make me blush and you guys just made me blush. i was thinking a couple years ago i was at the state department podium being asked about genocide somewhere and now i'm talking about condoms breaking. i'm moving up in the world. i'm happy you're here. what i love about these -- i just love the american west. i love the attitude. they're just like [bleep] hippies and driving right through, i think it's great. but people are starting to fight back because there was that video not long ago, wasn't in america, it was somewhere else where they started grabbing the girls by their hair and taking them off the road and then they have people, there was one woman where she was like my kid's sick i'm trying to take them to the drft and they wouldn't move. now, i'm glad it was the authorities doing it but the more videos, maybe less of these stupid hippies will be out doing this. >> jimmy: for sure [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: and just to be clear,

the video where they're pulling the woman by the hair, that was not in america, that was in my search history. oh, i kid. coming up, a tourist bashes lissow's home town and a pink palace for your barbie gown. so you only pay for what you need. that's my boy. now you get out there, and you make us proud, huh? ♪ bye, uncle limu. ♪ stay off the freeways! only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪

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>> coast to coast with stories that matter most. you're watching local news with part-time journalist and full-time ecstasy dealer bret van jansen. and now here's bret. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: yeah, it's local news where each guest has to share a story from wherever they're from. i'm your host bret van jansen chet's taller chubbier cousin. morgan you go first. >> morgan: we have a young 24-year-old man in nashville who unfortunately rang up an $8,000 tab at a ports bar and then he actually, when he started -- i guess they authorized the charge at the beginning. by the end of the night he turned off his credit card said

he didn't agree with the charges and he actually got arrested because we don't put up with that in tennessee. >> jimmy: for real? >> morgan: yeah he did. and by the way that's a big tip that the waiters didn't get. >> jimmy: no question but knowing nashville did he get arrested for skipping the tab or did he actually drive home after drinking $8,000 worth of booze? >> morgan: i hope not. he said he didn't agree with the charges so he stopped -- he called the credit card company and froze his credit card and sat there all night drinking. don't do that. everybody come to nashville for your bachelor parties, have fun, pay your bar tab, tip your waitresss >> jimmy: yes, thank you. well said. katherine timpf >> kat: i'm so excited. there's a boss babe alert in wisconsin. okay? usually when you care about boss babes in the media they're selling workout shakes and stuff. this lady brook fleetwood has a real estate portfolio and she painted another one of her houses pink to capitalize off of the barbie movie.

she said barbie was inspiration so i need to hurry up and paint this pink quickly to keep up the barbie movie and the demand. i love the idea of her screaming at people to paint it faster so she could make money. and they asked her if she saw the movie and she said i'm waiting for all the hype to die down so i can go in peace. i love her. >> jimmy: i like her vibe. and i can't make fun of barbie because in this jacket i look like ken's older borrow can't. [laughter]. >> tyrus: looking at that house though i'm pretty sure there is no ken. a lot of pink. >> jimmy: that's funny. it doesn't come with a corvette, it comes with a subaru, is that what you're telling me. barbie's dream subaru. jamie we head your way. >> jamie: so the article i have, and this is actually kind of sad. i live in fairbanks, alaska. you may know that. so this article is, the title is, the most depressing town

i've ever visited, one tourist says about fairbanks alas kachlt i was first surprised that it was only one tourist but this guy said, it was so mean, he said it was like dark, depressing there was no future. and people got mad and said next time you go why don't you visit more things besides jamie and his ex-wife's house. >> jimmy: i love it. >> jamie: i do love it there because my kids live there so i hang out with my kids but if you go i would recommend do a cruise or something. don't get trapped there through a marriage and have to -- it's almost cheaper, the cruise is so much cheaper. [laughter] >> jamie: but it can get depressing dude. sometimes there the winter there's only one hour of daylight. one -- can you imagine? i like it though because i feel like really productive when there's only one -- i'm like,

man, i did stuff all day today. you know? and of course the darkness gets -- all my friends are like, man, the dark, it gets depressing. you know, i kind of feel like killing myself. but it's so dark, i can't even find a rope. so -- [laughter] >> jamie: i should have quit one ago. >> tyrus: and that's why i wrote the review. [laughter]. >> tyrus: but it's signed jk. just kidding. >> jimmy: tyrus take it away. >> tyrus: so last night with all the bumps and bruises and marks on my head, you notice i'm missing something. i lost 12 pounds. i defended the nwa world heavy weight championship against my lifetime arch nemesis ag 33 and if i lost i would retire and i lost and i am retired from wrestling. 20 years.

it was also bitter sweet. there was a definitive, ec3 and i broke in together in the wwe and it was a great night, it was cool. my kids walked the aisle with me. it was a great way to say good-bye. and it was a bitter sweet weekend because retiring's a good thing but unfortunately i lost a dear friend right before, actually had a standup show because i do everything in groups, thursday i had a standup show 30 minutes where i'm going out and wyndham ratundo a lot of people know him as wyatt died at his home and it was a sad somber weekend. the irony of life. the worst thing about entertainment sometimes is real life shows up and real life showed up ten minutes before i went on stage to make people laugh. but we do what we have to do. we got it done. to his family my condolences but i'm glad i left it out there in the ring and i will miss him.

[cheers and applause]. >> jimmy: really quick, you have to look at the flip side of this. you got paid for years to beat people up, as opposed to guys like me and jamie who get beat up. give it up for tyrus. up next, taco bell dreams for cash only burrito supreme. to duckduckgo on all your devie

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♪ >> a story in five words ♪ >> jimmy: catch me outside taco fans. so check this out, tyrus. taco bell wants to eliminate cash transactions. can only pay by credit. so we're basically, what, how many months away from going to a strip club and just swiping a card down a stripper's ass >> kat: is that joke why we did this story? >> jimmy: no, i didn't pick the story. i'll get there. >> tyrus: i feel like it is. i feel like he somewhere was going there's a way i can work this in. taco bell's going without money. forget the fact the reason why is because crime is so bad they don't want to get robbed anymore. so when they break through and they're like, give me all you got. okay, i've got three burritos a chicken quesadilla

>> jimmy: when they rob taco bell and they ask the robber if he wants to leave a tip on screen. >> tyrus: exactly. i will not talk bad about taco bell because that was my high school hangout where i got to watch guys with cars and girlfriends drive around and nothing tastes better at 2:30 in the morning than taco bell. >> jimmy: bang, agreed. kat, some of the motivation for this they said was because of covid because it would make i it healthier because they weren't using so much cash but now we wind up touching the same screen. isn't that germyer? >> kat: yes. this isn't because of covid. you can't just say things are because of covid because -- >> jimmy: they do >> kat: just because people are always saying things are because of covid. >> jimmy: they said the vaccine was because of covid >> kat: you go stay in a hotel they're like we don't clean your room anymore because of covid. no, you don't clean the room anymore because you made that up during covid and saved a lot of money doing it. that's why you do it. don't give me because of covid.

shut up. >> tyrus: amen. >> jimmy: jamie is it possible they're just trying to let these people keep their cash for their weed dealer. >> jamie: it's possible. i think kat was right there i feel like jimmy wrote down stripper ass crack and worked backwards to get to the story. do you guys remember taco bell, do you remember the fourth meal thing? because there was like three meals and it's like fourth meal, the food you eat from midnight to 4:00 a.m. and i was like hell yeah fourth meal and then fifth [bleep]. i have a problem with, i might be in the minority but with fast food in general, this is like nutrients we put into our body. should quo get them as fast as we can. maybe take your time. like pull over, let me get a quick surgery. i'm going to get a speedy angioplasty. fast food i don't know if it's a good idea in general. >> jimmy: morgan i think we can

agree, if this hurts their business this will be the first thing since joe biden that will have less people making a run for the border. >> morgan: good one. >> jimmy: can we just take the win and get out of here. >> morgan: it's not going to hurt their business. i am going to use my a. looked time to talk about how much i love taco bell i'm going there after the show. i always get two hard tacos with the hot sauce and you have to get the nachos and cheese. but taco bell you're doing something weird with the nacho chips because they have a little weird after taste now. so if someone from taco bell is watching fix the chips i would appreciate it. but they won't lose business because it is the best fast food. >> tyrus: what are you going to do with all the loose change in your car that you pay with everything at 2:30 in the morning. >> morgan: in high school i was like do i have $2 so i can get two tacos. >> jimmy: if you're having a problem getting rid of loose change. >> tyrus: there's a stripper's ass somewhere. >> jimmy: if a stripper will take change in her ass you don't want that stripper homie.

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>> reporter: thanks to morgan ortagus, jamie lissow, kat timpf tyrus and our studio audience. fox news at night is next, i'm jimmy failla in for the king of late night greg gutfeld. i love you america. >> trace: good evening i'm trace gallagher it's 11:00 p.m. on the east coast 8:00 here in los angeles and this is america's late news fox news at night. and breaking tonight, california now suing the school district for refusing to keep secrets from parents about their child's gender. the state says the decision is, quote, hateful. team biden is also unhappy with california governor gavin newsome's plan to debate florida governor ron desantis. biden advisors call it disrespectful. but we begin with tropical storm idalia winds now 70-plus miles an hou