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to.or be back all right, kat. how do we division in this country? what wouldcountr be move if tody they called you up the white house called you david to fi x this? >> what what would it be? i think that honestly, they would just have to do less. oh. you know, i wouldn't be ther- el too involved. and everything is so personal because politician bs, they wan it to be personal. because if we hate each other, the more thae moret we hate eacd other, then the more or the less that we're focused on,o you know, what they're doing and the more that they can convince us, be afraid of each r other and we'll, you know, make the case for policies thats thae away more of our rights. >> you know, you said i didn't have- to positive. i so. no, i did. yeah. yeah. walter, no get into w before i y you. so, walter. no, i lost my title, right? you know, i get itou kno i. and we now both want our owne me

land in montana. and before the show, he gave me another title. tle. he made me a sheriff ofproper my property. so i'm very excited becausty ses >> now i'm law and order se o i can thank you. thank you, mr. court. and because i wear glasses now and i have the shakes, i'm a little afraid to put it on, so i'll get it on the air later. walterll you've seen it all.en i and in the monologue, i was joking, but there was a time when we fount id ground and something as silly as a beer commercial. everyone was alway where ws talg about it. how have we gotten so far away from at least being able to agreer coall woul one thing? >> greg gutfeld a lot to do with that, actually. i think he's divided the nation more than almost anyone. >> i'm gla that.d you're bringig about down time somebody katon i've been saying this privately . >> yeah but we just say craig butterfield. remember when all the late nighcrai>> waltet hosts agreed n gregg came along and gave another perspectivighte? anothe >> yes. america has never recovered from that. >> but, you know, i was sitting

here trying to think, can i find something fin nice to say about president biden? you know, what could it be in o the spirit of healing? >> and i thought i thinkf d the thing i admire most about him is that he insists on walking upright. >> you know, he's at an agee he and he's in a kind of shape where he could easily have a wheelchaira wh, a scooter wheelchair, one he could putflag a little flag on the bac ok, hae like a boombox on his lap playing, you know, the star-spangled bannerlap pl so his insistence on being a bipedal, upright human being,b despite all, you know, all the setbacks he's faced, i think is somethingacink is can all ch. >> thank you.k you. you felt you being one of the greatest interviewers in sports history. s in sportyou in the middle of f the greatest rivalries in sports.

but even eve with rivalries, thp was a certain amount of respect there. ecwe there is no respect anymor. when you disagree on somethingdi as simple politics. sur do you have it with all you? i'm sure you, had an interview. people couldn't stand each other. did you were you evewere you evh a situation we had to bring it together with one common thing? >> yeser thing but, you know, ig all long believed that everything starts s in the schools with kids when they're very young. and i think our school systemke' in america is absolutely sick right now. like it's ill like it's gotw a cancer. so i have an idea for you now that you're retire d. se right. i think we make you secretary of educationcr e or because you. got an educational background, right? that's the rumor >> tyr you got>> tyrus some free time. now. you're big guy. no one's goings. >> miche're to question you, and i don't have to go home. >> and you don't hav te to go gd you know, you will not have to go home. but anto d then you you've made a living by fighting bullies in the ring, right? yes. you and randi weingarten in the

ring, the head of the american federation oen in thf. and you take her down and then k you the rules in education and you make education great ed. heers anrica >> that's what should do. lady that's the lady who talks with her arm. right. wh talk ayes, she does a lot of ths yeah. i got she's just maggie, you're always in controversy. women fighting over go, you wherever you go. you can't you can't even sit down for a meal of foo can'td wt being hit on as a symbol. let's deal with breaking up cat fightst all the time.hts how do you find common ground and get both sides to agree how t look and admire you? >> i say, ladies, there's >> jd. of me to go aroun all right, i'll say tigress congratulations on retiring. you had a great career. ont you're of the way, all my roadblocks to the title ard e title e clear, you'g down easy. three. it's got to stand for ex champn when the ref counts to three.

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all this a year free expert, bu. i think, has been here. it never gets old. olggie. how?d. which one do you want to tackle first? which is more ridiculous. let's take the reporterss robbb while reporting on crime. >> that sounds hilarious, because this they these these criminals have unwittinglyse. everyone a great excuse. i didn't get greg a birthday presen't gret. g i had it in chicago, but i got. robbed because he didn't haveo to do your job. they didn't have to turn anything in because they got robbedrn ase. the came i mean, could you just imagine the cameraman like a i don't know if i was going to believe this story. and then he gets grabbed atthough gunpoint. the one nice thing was, though, is that the tht e were bilingua, michelle, so that the school is working a little bit in chicago. >> yeah. that's that'chics i guess thate.

fills me with such hope, does? t it that story is unbelievable. but you know what? itbut you what, believable becn have at university oat uf north carolina, a ph.d. student walk in and shoot as, you know, shoot a professor.l, so awful, awful story that getse headlines. but 12 people die every weekend in chicagoekennd n. thing no one cares. no one seems to care. and then with the border thing, it's like, sit's liko embarrassr we're the country that, like, helped bring hitler, you know,d helped in world war two. we have the greatest militarr iy in the world, they say. and we can't secure our owe cann borders and we can't keep criminals from robbing news crewm s. i mean, it's just a right now, it's embarrassing. it really is. that's the part of the best word, you know. walter, wed. only.ter: yea i'm in montana. yeah. yeah. well, you know, and if that stuf tyrus: tha f someone tried to sneakk it into montana, i don't think it would go as easy wou as it's ben going on in the border right now because. becker stan, isn't that where

borat was from. mike, isn't it? aren't those guys pretty easy to spot? t waoh, kazakhstan. that's why you're journalism, the borat. scott yeah, yeah. he yeah, that bread bear getter of all things kazakhstan. >> well, now that your share off irish. >> i wouldn't come neaf tyrur ma re i was an illegal criminal but. i think the story that really sticks with me is th sticke isep these guys stealing camera equipment. i think the cartelmethink ths ry to start their own cable news channenewsl, and they're going to do the news from their point of view, like it's a clear day at the border. load up on the fentanyl. come on, guys.e of or, you know, the price ofheroin heroin is up. be their financial segment today and cincinnati, we robbedc we did four carjackings. kiwe got one ferrari. nobody resisted. tomorrow aiming for a mclarenow

they don't i reallary i thinkla. a criminal news channel where they give their point of view and ac newe tht. contro they're in control in the way that they generally are. nol they gw would be a real adn because they're not even. it. t they're literally they used to hide the firearms. now they wal e fik across the border with the firearms that's just in when you when you steal a camera from a news crew, you know you're going to be on the news, right? yeah. i mean, that's one way to guarantee you're goini mean e on the news they want. this was bragging. this wasn't just a crime . o >> this was what can you do to me? nothing can. t >> or they're worried their family was going to go hungry. it was a choice between that and getting them cameras to eatthem t right. >> and the good thing c is cameras are long calories. so that will work with the whole obesity epidemic. >> yeah, more cameras and less bread. yeahy epidemic. >> also, this might be a stupid question, but that's never stopped me before. >> have you seen the whole show? no, the. what is easiest linked me

necessarily because so this whole the this was in cnn and it was just like links to isis. now i haven't been a reporter for years, but if somebody said that to me, i would say is what do you mean? that's the link. yeah. what is. what is that i wosaat? it's either you're in or you're out. are you part time isis? yeah, right no links?w it's likt to work for the system, right? it's like cnn. a yeah. i don't know what is what is, because they're like, they're not part of a terror operatiot >> katn right now. e >> it's just like cnn reports that people in the fbi said some stuff and we didn't asnd cnn s ik them further abou. so i have a lot of questions,n' but maybe i'm just too curious r . but that is a great point. how are you linked? what in what way. sharit like? you have this you share. he shares his link tree. right? exactlk ?>> katy like maybe youd a sandwich with the guy one time. >> you didn't know you d or thap very different. >> they dropped his cell phone and somebody thephone picked in and found tiktoks of beheadings on it that got that would be concerning. >> it's my marriage had like,. one annoying brother in law

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first up, a class action lawsuit alleges that burger guy ,burger king advertises its whoppers to make them look 35% bigger than they really are. burger king calls the claims false. and earlier this, a guy sued taco bell claiming his mexican pizza only had half as muchome o beef filling than advertised f.a we reached out for taco bell,tht but there's been no response ye bures its wt. ly are no.w, kat.aco be >> mm.llthere' how do you think he came us pume with the number? 35%. i have no idea. i think this is absurd. i think it's absurd becaused all advertising is false advertising. nothine alg looks like it looks on a commercial ever. >> right. yeah. if right? you saw a commercial ax y spray, you would think that it's the sprayul gives you abs.a >> right. and women follow you around everywhere. >> yeah. want to smell you or like a tampon commercial? you'd think what it does or is just you put one in and you

magically are at the beach a ta. oh, the advertising is false. >> grow up. >> i thought menstrual blood was blue. i'm with. >> i always thought oncen they put it in, they become in a good moodbecome. walter, you're up. >> i don't think it's that whoppers have gotten smallerhav i think it's the average burger king customer has gotten mucerh bigger. >> and if they eaty less whopperats, the whoppergh might look big to them again. 's but you know the catch, right? so i always tell people my whoppers a lot bigger than it

turns out. >> but that's that only works on people who haven't a lot of whoppers. ou k >> so so, you know, burgerng king take the signs and surprise people, you know, say that's what all whoppersow look like. don' the sign.t show? >> that's that's my advice. yeah. so iad of go. >> walte >> instead of going like this, just right, right, right. come over. >>ver. right.right. got it. and higher and higher quirks. you go. here's. hire clhat whopper youe both hands and lift it all the-- way and so i. i don't think you can handle it but. >> you know. it i yeah it is it is a lot eyee ev candy so. right. i mean, is there ever beener b anythingeehat ha that has been

advertised has been exactly how we thought it was to be. >> maybe the woodshop teacher in canada, they hire that teacher, you know, kind of like dylan mulvaney worked for butlerd fo. beauti that worked out beautiful. it worked out perfect. this she's got whoppert workedps and they could use her as the him, but the whoppers woulds look very small next to her. that's ver a point.r. that's a really good point., i hadn't thought that all the wl way through. thank you alter l to damper on that. >> but you know what? people are at shrinkflation. that's now you're right. we're all bigger and so everything looks right. but there is shrinkflation eveun kids recognize it. you get a thing of pringles shy kids rwlfway full no and just they get. >> so people are mad when people say, see my whopper? i blame shrinkflation. everything is biden. it's by nomics s exactly,

exactly. >> blame on biden. on what if don't what deflation reduction act that's all that one was to, o far.: yo we can cut it off. but now that inflation. what if they use like models with smaller hands? you know, like somebody with smaller hands? everything always looks bigger in it. >> that's that's a fair point. and i'm glad you came back to me because i didn't want>> the only thing i said in this blog to be i thought menstrual blood was pretty. i yeah, but i'll say this. whatever. whatever the reasoning, i hope this suireasonint, because ther some of us who have been honestly tryinhag to sue fasts y food restaurants by pouring coffee on our here can't be an easier way. oh. oh, man. up t, are they flying in the

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an airplane, a small airplane company that no one's ever heard ofs ever is to have to pay an a extra hundred nine bucks. you can have a section with no kids sth n in.at: >> i think it's a wonderful scam. 'si, i don't know if you guysknw know this about kids, but sometime ts they're nothear in your section and you can still hear them. >> yea em.h. yeah. are they going to put plastic wrap? yeah. kids know thiswr no, this your section. so i lf you're like that, they don't listen because kids. so if you do a child free plane where you can, like, you know, just have no kids on the plane, then that would be different . >> a section, you know, a crying babies. designed to echo yeah through tot adultan aler they're uncomfortable right you're fighting signs like your. is >> well i think they should hang a curtain between this section and the other section. the mile high club is about to get a lot biggeler, and i've

at times, been worried about my seatmate seeing what i'm looking at on my laptop, but it's anything goes now. but, you know, i do think that how can i put thisw adults usev to fly almost exclusively. >> they didn't even use to letet kids on planes. >> it wasis toveo expensive. and getting into that disco sixties and seventies style, flying with the short skirted, you know, flightted, and the aa the way it was during madmen days. i can't wait for it to com dayse back. i think you should start an airline. yeahk should. walter kirn. walter? yeah. an a. through the everything. go. >> yeah. >>ds turn with kerr.

>> k turn here. >> kirn. >> i'm sorry. yes. would you woulrtakd partake in s section without the accouterment of the the kirn site okay, i'll try to avoid that. i wo would not pay the extra because like like you both have said, you're going to heary th o matter what, smell it or smellto it or whatever. >>matter and you know what?hat there's always the end of the section. so i f you're way in front in the section, you might get a couple decibelmighs lower. but if you're in the back row of the section, you're adjacent to section. so it's like when they took, itu know, smoking, non smoking ,you're from the last row of's the nonsmoking. you ge non-smot the first row oe the smoke. so it really it's -- it's not going to make any difference la what if they put the kids dif in the luggagefere? they'll die.

but you can't. but i never i for one, i like sr it when the kids cry and scream because iteae it masks my cryiy inand what what once like i dont understand like why people are thatha upset.ere. >> it's just annoying. kids sitting there, th. 're much smaller honestly, no offense tires,n but if i'm in a row and there's no one in the middle seat and i see you and kid walking up to me, i'm liklie, kid, get, ge, get, get, get. you know, that's funny becausek' the kids yelling, adult adult adults don't, you know, the poor, those poor workers you who come kno into the plane as people are deplaning and they have to clean up like t it's going to be like, , you're just not going to let this run go for you. i can't wait to get a hold of

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>> he did all that without blinking. that is impressive. a special thank you. wter that is it. into the studio audience. whole staff, ie am tyrus and we love you america. [applause] >> laura: i am laura ingraham "the ingrahm angle" from washington. thank you for joining us. more evidence the biden white house would rather cut deals with the ccp the work with the gop. my angle on that a little later and show. plus my effusive interview with trump advisor easement. today at kentucky chamber of commerce meeting mcconnell was set to speak at a small press conference and happen again.