so if you're waiting, dragging your feet, don't do it anymore. go to foxnation.com/patriot awards. i'm telling you, you are going to love the everyday heroes that we honor at this event and you get to come to nashville and hang out with all of us. we hope to see you there. again foxnation.com/patriotawards. as always thank you for tuning in. gutfeld is next. have a great night. ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ >> kat: happy thursday, everyone. i'm kat timpf filling in for greg because he's making out with a mirror. so, how was your summer? that's great. or that's terrible, depending on whatever you just said to the tv.

mine's been busy because i've been on tour. it's been a great year for ballooned women who yell during air travel. since july i've been to nine different cities from midland texas to st. louis missouri and i still have 13 more to go before the end of the year. but, don't worry, this isn't going to be a monologue where i just repeat over and over again that tickets to all my shows are available now at therealkattimpf.com. i want to talk about what i've learned visiting so many different parts of the country. for one going to the continental breakfast in just pajama bottoms and a brah is frowned upon even at a motel six. anyway, to be clear, all of these places are different. in st. louis, i talked with an uber driver about how cool it is that nellie and a san ta are back tochlth in texas, my uber driver said, what's an asante. i've learned that as different as all these conversations were, all of them were a lot different from the stuff that you hear people talking about on the news. i know what you're thinking.

kat, you work in the news. what are you doing? you're going to get fired. but, don't worry, if i didn't get fired for that time judge jeanine caught me in her office trying on her shoes, i probably won't get fired for this either. especially because i think it's really important to talk about. gallop poll data earlier this month found political polarization has widened on some issues 30% or more between republicans and democrats over the last two decades. my first thought? no duh. even though it might not be surprising it also low-key sucks. i know it's not like things are contention for no reason. the arrest of a form president and current republican front runner isn't going to be something people see and go meh. i'm not stupid regardless of what some of use your grandmas tell me in the facebook comments. and by the way it's spelled t-o-o skinny, not t-o.

but balls i'm not stupid, i also understand that it's far easier for the government to gain power over us the more divided that we are. especially because americans hate math. but it can play us against each other and make us afraid. and it makes it easier for them to convince us to give up our rights. remember the patriot act? it remembers everything about you. if you don't, the government doesn't care. as long as it gets to conduct surveillance on you without a warrant. most of you guys have been on camera as much as i have in the past few years, and you didn't even get to go to hair and makeup first. but, also, writing off an entire person over a disagreement on a single political issue might mean you could be missing out on some really awesome things about that person. for example, jesse watters voted for trump. i voted for joe jorgenson. but i have no idea where i would be without jesse's vice on where to find my hairpieces.

living in a bubble is always easier, especially with an immune system like mine. but much like a degree from devie, easier isn't always better. that's why on my tour i insist on going to so many different places. i saw so many things i didn't expect to see. like a man at a meet and greet said i betted i'm your only priest fan. a priest is a fan of me. all my years being an alter server finally paid off. not joking that's me. i recorded a video for a 15-year-old girl in st. louis because her parents told me she was upset because she had school the next day. i told her she was almost old enough to drop out. i told an old lady in alabama that i liked her shoes and she excitedly told me it was michael kors and she caught them for the show. i almost started crying and i

still think how she's especially since i made her gave me her shoes. also a lesbian gave me her number. i should sure i will give this to joe machi for you. how are these different people coming to see the same show. and then i realized it's because we have march more in common than politicians and media want us to think. it's proven two things, all the people coming to my shows are not mad at me. thank god. two, whether you live in midland texas or st. louis missouri or detroit michigan, my favorite city in the entire world, i can't wait to go home and do two shows in detroit on october 7th and eighth, there's some stuff you probably care about. you probably want to be happy. you probably love your family and your friends. and you probably have that one friend that's a pain in the ass but you're in way too deep to get out now. actually, a survey published earlier this summer found that about nine out of ten democrats and republicans agreed on the

importance of core values like personal responsibility, fairness and compassion. but only about a third believe that the other side thought those things were important. it's not that i don't understand the temptation, especially with something like personal responsibility. how you can say you value personal responsibility if you want the government to wipe your ass? and it's fine to debate. but when you debate someone on an issue, remember that that's what you're doing. debating on an issue. you might think the other person's view is bad, but that doesn't mean the person is bad. maybe unless the person's view is this. >> what do you think about isis? >> isis? yeah, i like isis. >> that's a take. [cheers and applause] >> period! [cheers and applause] >> kat: let's welcome tonight's guests. alcohol gets hungover from her. fox news anchor julie banderas! [cheers and applause]. >> kat: hair club for men wants

him to be their spokesperson p washington times opinion editor and fox news contribute charlie hurt. >> kat: writer and comedian joe devito. and when he wants to relax he chills out and cloud nine p comedian and former nyaworld champion tyrus. all righty. so, tyrus, you my friend have lived a ba jill ondifferent lives, a bouncer, a wrestler now you're at fox news. so go ahead, what are your thoughts? >> tyrus: i thought you made a great point about we never hear what we have in common. and touring the country, that's one thing that always gives me an advantage, i'm always called the common sense guy because i know everybody, when you wrestle all over the country or do standup shows all over the country or wherever it is you meet, all kinds of people different walks of life but it's always the same core thing.

they want the roof over their head, food in their bell yes, sir, they would prefer no one breaking in in the middle of the night and they want to get along with their neighbors. that's literally what everybody wants. but we never hear that. we hear every little thing or they take something that's not really true and expand it and make it bigger and try to fearmonger us. that is a phenomenal point if we take the point to get to know the person next to us the we find we have a lot more in common. but i don't know if you nitty to the view show and before you got into the cage fight you might find you guys eat at the same restaurant once in a while. have some common ground and when people say i can't believe you voted for trump and you can say i can't believe you bought those shoes they're awesome where did you get them. change the narrative. >> kat: julie i'm going to give you a choice. you can either say something nice about joe biden or say something nice about joe devito.

>> julie: i think joe biden's face is looking pretty g honestly if you think about he's 80 and his skin is tight. i think his plastic surgeons should be given a round of applause. i also believe right before the show joe was actually using tape to keep his shirt from opening to show too much chest hair. so i don't think joe biden has that problem. >> kat: no. >> tyrus: he has a lapel. >> joe: you know what i say to that? what do you think of that? [laughter] >> kat: julie what are your thoughts? >> julie: oh, i thought those were my thoughts. i do think people have more in common than we believe or want to admit to but i think people are too stuck in politics, who gives a crap what you voted for. if anyone starts talking politics to me i'm out. but i think people just need to use more common sense and be more real. i think a lot of people are very fake. if you're real and yourself, i think you'll have something to talk about with the person sitting next to you. don't talk to each other here though because -- >> kat: that would be very rude.

>> julie: yeah. >> kat: joe my next two shows are in texas but then after that i'm going to portland. >> joe: good luck. good luck. >> kat:. >> kat: see that's what everybody says and i don't want to limit where i can go and connect with people and i'm bringing kennedy so i figure whatever's going on the weirdest thing will be us on stage. >> joe: that's not the order i would do those two towns. we travel around and i like seeing different parts of the country. some parts of the country call shoes sneakers, others call them tennis shoes and other parts women prepare pepper spray, other parts prefer mace. you have to look for the common al is the. human beings, sometimes they say we share 95% of our dna with apes. and whenever i hear that, i think that person wants to [bleep] monkey. >> kat: oh, interesting. >> julie: no follow-up there. >> kat: no, i just suppose i

never thought of it that way. >> tyrus: first for all of us. >> kat: yeah. charlie is there polarization on your farm? >> charlie: no, and there's also science reigns, nobody's confused about gender on a farm. it can be kind of rough for some of the animals if you're a female chicken, if you're a hen, things can be a little rough. especially when it's time to go into the coop and the roosters get a little randy. you start to really appreciate law and order because law and order is what prevents, you know, is what bring order to society. but i think your opening is exactly right. you know, and i think that you have two main culprits. you have the media who exploits the differences and do everything they can to divide people, but politicians, especially in washington, do so much. you know, they're always running, making promises to fix problems, and they never fix

them. and the reason they never fix them is because they would never be able to run on their next election if they fixed them. >> kat: yeah, exactly >> charlie: and so we as a people have to learn to hold them accountable when they don't fix things. and i think we're sort of at the end stages where -- and, quite frankly, i think it's where so much of the politics about the weather, now democrats are going to fix the weather, they're going to fix the weather because they haven't been able to fix anything else they've been promising for decades that they're going to fix. and we have to -- we need to find our common ality and hold them accountable. >> tyrus: can i say something when you go to portland you'll get nothing but love. i'm going there, i'm doing a show in california and i did that and it sold out in two weeks and aim doing another one. when you tell someone their arms are crossed like julie's saying that's ridiculous. and hey there's weird stuff on farms, especially like the young mails start humping air and get

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i didn't do anything like that but lightning struck my house, we had to be out of the house for about seven months while it was repaired because there was so much damage to the house and half the house almost collapsed. >> kat: okay, yeah, it didn't happen like that. it was a kitchen fire that was put out in 20 minutes. it was actually started when joe tried to answer the toaster. and all of this is going on while he ignores the natural disaster impacting the entire nation. meanwhile, new documents from the national archives reveal that when he was vice-president, biden's office exchanged more than a thousand e-mails with hunter's investment firm. or, as they're known on wall street, jp crackhead. [laughter] >> kat: thank you. i'm glad you liked it. it was for you. it was also revealed that joe exchanged thousands of e-mails with both ben and jerry. he likes ice cream.

critics say it further implicates hunter and his business associates leveraging daddy's influence to enrich themselves, getting so flush with cash they can afford to misplace a bag of blow here and there. so when it comes to biden family corruption, hopefully soon more people will be waking up. which is exactly what devito said after hosting that color form con venn shun. i wonder what old joe thinks. hey, come on now, lay off with the politics, all right. there's a hurricane going on. and i want these people to know i know what they're going through. i remember one time we were on the shore in delaware and a wave came over my beach chair, and it soaked everything man. even my towel, and i couldn't dry off. and i couldn't put by socks on. did you ever try to put socks on when your feet are wet? you can't do it, man. and jill usually brings a little baby powder but she didn't have

any that day. so, look, i've seen suffering, all right. i know what's going on. so back it up jack sprat. [laughter] [cheers and applause] >> kat: all right. charlie, i am so fascinated with the repetition of the whole, his house burnt down. there's been so many variations all so super tragic. once said his wife burned down with his wife in it. it's like she's right there so probably not. one of two things, either people from his team never told him to stop doing this or number two, people told him to stop doing it and he just forgets. or people told him to stop doing it and he was like [bleep] you guys, i'm going to do it. which one is it? >> charlie: i don't know but it's crazy. he tells the same fraudulent story over and over again. and for whatever reason -- i i do think people, probably his wife tries to tell him, i would

assume, you would think. but then again, you know, who's to say that anybody around him gives a rip around him. who would let their 80-year-old father or grandfather or husband go around like this where he's completely, you know, so obviously embarrassing himself. but the really funny thing about this is, you know, joe biden -- people in washington have known that joe biden was a lawyer. they've known it for decades. this is not anything new. and the biggest political blunder in modern times was barack obama, he needed an old, white-haired goof ball, it didn't matter what, you know, whether he was honest or not. heed intoed him as a vice-president, plucked him out of obscurity and he's been with us ever since. >> kat: julie i saw you covering the hard news on this all day, excellent job by the way. >> thanks. >> kat: excellent journalism. >> yeah [laughter]. >> kat: so now's your chance to say whatever it was that you couldn't say at 11:00 a.m. but now it's 10:00 p.m.

>> julie: i want to know if he lost his hair in that fire. like was his scalp burned by the kitchen fire? i don't know. i guess fire fighters should have doused the flames on his face before they actually put out the fire. but the fire absolutely was put out in 20 minutes. his house did not almost fall down, like he has multiple times. i mean, i think -- yeah. i don't understand what the lies are all about. and then the e-mails. the e-mails. i mean the national archives are not turning over the e-mails. james comer is saying it's time to impeach and start an inquiry. at he time to get answers and the truth from the white house because you can't go the bidens because they're going to lie through their teeth. and i mean very white, beautiful, fake teeth. but nonetheless another compliment for joe. they have good -- yeah, their veneers look great >> kat: you're bringing the country together. >> julie: i try. >> kat: joe i don't want to be a conspiracy theater but i'm

starting to think that maybe joe was involved in the business dealings. >> joe: yes, yes. he said he put up a wall between them, there was not even a curtain to hang a towel in the hallway. what is exactly hunter biden's area of expertise that all these companies want to put them on the board. >> tyrus. >> tyrus: crack. >> kat: crack. always awake to answer e-mails >> charlie: probably the cause of the fire. >> tyrus: that's met >> charlie: he keeps telling the story and even with his lies it's still a lame story. it's not great. the burning smell was probably him having one of his dali strokes i don't even know if anything happened. what bothers me the most about him is that no matter what the disaster is, he has to fold it into his own experience, and it's really, it's not empathy it's narcissism to say i know how they feel in hawaii i once almost choked on a macadamia nut.

no, shut up, remove yourself on the equation of the story and just say we're doing the best we can to help these people, not some silly hardship from 20 years ago. >> i hope he's not watching because he would be like, that's good. >> tyrus: he won't remember. >> kat: true. >> julie: that was during his days when he was a trucker. >> kat: being raised by puerto ricans. >> kat: yeah. >> tyrus: no, he was being raised by native americans when he stopped being a trucker. >> oh, yeah. >> tyrus: if you took all of his stories and actually said they were true, forest gump wouldn't have [bleep] on him. [cheers and applause] >> what we have here is a president who was just being president so he could do standup comedy. and his best joke is the fire in the house. but he can't get the [bleep] right because everyone keeps interrupting him. so he's going to keep telling it

until he gets the joke right. >> kat: he's work shopping it. >> it's putting it out feeling it out, and his wife selfishly showed up in the middle of the joke where he talked about she decide in the fire. so now he's changed it. there's nothing sadder than the positively tillings whose house burned down when we all know those epa bleep have three. >> kat: true. >> tyrus: i couldn't go in the house for seven weeks because i was in the summer -- oh. gofundme. >> kat: all right, up next, should government intervenes in teen-agers's caffein. >> if you would be in the new york areas and would like to see gutfeld, go to foxnews.com/gutfeld and click on the link to join our studio audience. ♪

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mock it and move on. first up, pediatricians and parents are reportedly calling on the u.s. government to ban energy drink sales to children. they argue caffeine levels are so high it could be dangerous for minors. julie, you prefer that your kids take downers anyway. >> julie: yeah. no, i think this is the stupidest thing ever. if you ever allow your child to drink something that gives them more energy you are tea stupidest parent absolutely not. not only energy drinks be banned but so should children... if they drink energy drinks. i love my children. and when they are on downers they sleep really well, melatonin works like a charm. but seriously, energy drinks, that's like a druchlth you don't give your kids more energy. any parent who wants to do that is obviously suicidal. >> kat: yeah. suicidal. yeah >> joe: the government, this goes back to your original point tgovernment, everything they touch they do wrong.

they've regulated cigarettes basically out of existence. they want to regulate caffeine, meanwhile the government is giving people free crack pipes and heroin needles. like it makes no sense. parents should make that decision. as you have. >> julie: right and when i hand out crack pipes i make sure they're not used. like where was that? >> sean: only clean needles for julie's children. >> julie: i'm a germophobe. >> kat: yeah when someone offers you crack, the first question is is the pipe clean. >> julie: where has that been. >> kat: charlie there could just be a black market of people selling energy drinks to kids and that black market public joe devito. >> joe: yeah, i start every day with a red bull and etable. just names, monster, edible. just names i shout out in the bedroom. who are these children lacking

energy? we don't want them caffeinated or to get anxious while they're waiting for their puberty blockers. >> kat: i didn't have energy drinks as a kid. i did have rid lin. >> that was the preferred. >> kat: yeah, you think i don't have adhd? where have you been. tyrus, here's the thing, would you not know if your child had an energy drink. >> tyrus: first of all if any poof i kids came um to me like third grade was brutal i'm just down. give me a pickup, a red bull or coke. your kids, the only time they're supposed to be tired is bedtime. they're running around all day. all you need to do is just throw something at them drop a ball in front of them. even if they don't like it, oh, ball. full of energy. like here have an energy drink, that's a parent who really is hoping for -- because here's the deal. this is where parents are mean. like grandma didn't -- bugging grandma she gave you some whiskey for your toothache so

would you pass out. now what they do is give you liquid crack so you go crazy and they find you passed out on the floor when you come down and drag you out. that's just bad parenting. my kid -- 9-year-old, hey dad i need a cup of coffee, get me to starbucks. if your child is having those kind of issues where they need pick me ups. there's something else going on. >> kat: or toddlers and tiaras, they do a lot of that on toddlers and tiaras? . none of you guys toddlers and tiaras fans? all right. >> julie: you watch that. >> kat: it's the best. teen-agers introduced a new slang word riz short for charisma. people are saying it's the dumbest thing they've ever heard, ironically you do need the riz to succeed on toddlers a tiaras, but nobody watches that. short for charisma. >> julie: charlie just put two and two together.

>> joe: i read the entire wall street journal story cismd i i couldn't get through the story it was way too long. i stopped about half way through, my adhd was fired june you had too much rid lin. >> julie: also makes no sense because it was spelled rizz. that's the part he on-charisma's with an s so that's stupid. and invented by a youtuber. there you go stupid. we're inventing new co-van later because of youtuber. >> tyrus: also catch phrases enough said. >> joe: hard to believe he didn't have his pulse on the young people slang. >> kat: you know a lot about young people slang. >> joe: because i try to avoid any of it. i never want to be the hello fellow kids old guy coming and trying to sound hip because you always sound like an idiot. the worst thing is an older person trying to sound cool. and i think back to when i was young and we would go out and you would see old guy at the club hanging around the d.j.

booth asking for songs nobody knew. i look back now, old guy at the club was like 34. >> kat: yeah, that's true. tyrus. >> tyrus: yeah, as a parent you're not supposed to know the hip slang. my mom didn't know mine because cul tear it was way different k how do you say that? how many gs are in that. mom you can't say that. you're not supposed to know. hey do you know the new slang word? no, the kids are saying dimension secret so the parents can't figure it out. the man at the club miss bad but you know what's worse the mom of the friend that knows all the hip slang and smells like wine and you have to [bleep]. >> sean: the game is over when you start giving the map of what all the words mean. and i wouldn't have a problem with them except none of these people know like shakespeare words from shakespeare that were, you know, the lingo from

back then. you know, it would be -- at least that stuff was really, you know, daring and had a lot of meaning to it. >> tyrus: they're lazy now. kids don't have -- like we said an influencer gave it to them. we don't need to know as parents, because the answer's no now matter how cool you make it. >> kat: i do watch youtube a lot more than i read shakespeare. >> joe: how about a rizz energy drink. >> kat: yeah. coming up is it unhealthy to date the wealthy?

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wealthy guy who has money. >> valid so you're getting straight to the point. >> yeah. i have a job, i'm very successful so i think i have every [bleep] right to say hi are we on the same level or am i wasting my time. >> kat: so the internet's divided on this one. some say it's good that she knows what she wants. other people think she's nuts. all right. julie? go ahead. >> julie: all right. well, let me just put it this way for young single ladies out there who haven't gotten married to the right or wrong person, you should definitely ask at least for a w-2. i think the paycheck is a bit far, that's a bit invasive there's bank account numbers there, just a w-2. just regrets, hashtag regrets. >> kat: maybe she could -- offer to help do his taxes. >> julie: that's a great way to get the w-2 rather than simply i don't want to marry a poor

loser. whichever, yeah, go for it and i believe if this girl really is successful, what is she successful of, podcasts. >> kat: yeah, you're looking at it. >> julie: because she's like i'm really successful. i never heard someone who's successful say i'm really successful but if you are you want to date somebody who is on the same length because it really sucks to support a man. i'm saying hypothetically speaking if you had to support a moon. >> kat: happens all the time. >> julie: yeah. >> kat: joe i'm wondering if you ever asked a lady for her bank account information on a first strati i don't know if we should be talking about those two they were so wealthy neither could afford sleeves. think, even just the vocal fry. okay, i had my paperwork in order on a first date. whenever you go to an atm, look at the receipts people drop, some of them the balances look pretty good.

so i run through a couple and say here's how my top accounts are doing. >> julie: that's awesome. >> joe: if she wants my bank info i want her medical history. i want her medical history because i want to know what plastic surgery she's had. in fact i want women to show up for the dates. okay, no spanks, no makeup, none of that fancy stuff. i want to know exactly what i'm getting because if we have a baby and she looks. no spanks are you nuts. >> joe: you mary this woman she looks good and you end up with rose mary's baby. >> julie: do you actually get laid? >> joe: i do. and i'll tell you why. >> julie: and do you have to peel off her spanks? >> joe: is listen, i got my own problem. >> julie: we all wear spanks joe. >> joe: no. >> julie: it's going to be on your living room floor next time. >> joe: don't you threaten me. >> tyrus: she just put a spanks jinx on you. >> joe: i'll tell you what

happens, when the spanks come off this helps a lot, take the glasses off. >> people will think i'm really attractive and then they see me without my glasses and they're like. >> julie: stop you look better without glasses. >> kat: not true. but tyrus here's the thing, which is worse to straight up ask for it on the date so you know what you're getting or pretend you don't care. >> tyrus: there's a couple key words on her statement here. very excited about this. first of all she said the last three, so maybe four and five, six and seven, one of them might go for that because no self respecting guy's going to go for that. here's the deal, if you want to know how much money i make some? then you have to i can't your real [bleep] voice. oh, yeah, how much are you worth because i'm so successful. you're right she would take a picture in front of somebody else's leer jet. they are the worst people. i don't know.

that's not a real voice so when you start being real with me i'll be real real with you because i don't use banks i use cash. so -- nobody on the first date, on line probably? well i'm sure there's a nice bio you both were of beep bleep about. so enjoy the mystery because you're both bee bleu liars and be with each other till the end and you'll have the healthiest fake pest half assed relationship you can look for. i'm so successful. right? then what do you need money for? right, let's go dutch. >> joe: she also sounded as if she didn't feel so good. >> kat:. >> tyrus: no it's hard to talk when you dump a bag of marbles in your mouth and try to eat food. >> kat: charlie. >> sean: she was clear about going dutch she doesn't want to

go 50/50 which raises questions about how successful she is as a content creator. but i'm with joe, if she wants to do this you should at least find out that he's fertile. you could open up a whole range of things that you want to get taken care of and i do like the fact you take care of things early because more was revealed by this right here than i think would have been revealed by bank statements. >> i just had a flashback i went on a an long time ago. i disclose my hair extensions because i don't want people to find that out on my own. and he said he was really upset because long healthy hair is good fertility. >> sean: where did it go from there. >> kat: it didn't. >> tyrus: start bringing character references on your next date bring two boyfriends so they could look at you and

go -- >> no, no. i think what people like this don't realize is a transactional relationship as long as both parties know what's going on. but the problem is, they don't realize and the sexual market value, a good looking-successful young woman, but guys, they tend to turn over women like that pretty quickly. so she could be in for a real infortunate shot three years ago -- three years later whether they say i'm ready for the newest podle and if you don't have something built on more than exchange and services you're in for trouble. >> julie: joe has anyone asked you if you have extensions. >> joe: if i have hair extensions? i'll take my shirt off and put it back on the back. >> up next, did he go too far packing live stock in his car.

♪ >> a story in five words. >> kat: story in five words: bull rides shotgun in nebraska. as you can see there's a video of a bull riding shotgun in nebraska. guy got pulled over, he's in trouble. charlie, i'm going straight to you, bud. well, you famously or at least famously in my mind because i think about it every time i see

you. you went on america's news room after getting kicked in the face by a horse. i don't know if you guys know about this but we have a photo, right? look at that. >> sean: there it is. >> kat: i love and respect this so much because you were like no what this doesn't interfere with my ability to give my opinion on the news. >> sean: it's my mind. >> kat: just showed up and someone wasn't going to be like, are you good? >> sean: >> charlie: i really thought maybe they won't notice. >> tyrus: were you two faced >> charlie: i looked in the mirror and was like i'm sure if i hold my head right. and then dana is like charlie what in the hell is wrong with you? i'm like is this obvious. >> kat: you just showed up and didn't mention it. your wife could put some cover up on >> charlie: your wife was out of town. >> kat: this would never happen if your wife as not out in of town. >> tyrus: are you sure? that looks a lot like an iron

>> charlie: it was all her fault she was out of town. >> tyrus: you have to be more careful map man the other part i was riding around and nobody else was there? >> kat: in the car because i saw that video. was this how that happened? >> charlie: oh, no. but you have to admire this guy, the fact that he got pulled over, do we live in a free country anymore and this is not even a trans am t top. this guy took a welder and cuff half of the roof off to accommodate his friend. that is true american ingenuity and engineering. >> joe: thank you. >> kat: i know why he got pulled over though. >> kat: did you think about maybe not going on america's news sfloom >> charlie: no, hey if i have a job to do i will always get the job done. >> tyrus: i understand why he got pulled over. >> kat: yes. >> tyrus: the police were confused because his license plate clearly says boy and a dog. [laughter] >> kat: i didn't even notice that, that's amazing.

>> tyrus: i went to school in nebraska, this guy loves this bull. this watusi bull named howdy doody they travel around to parades and stuff they're not paying what they used to, so he lost the truck and the trailer. cares about the bull, no obviously the bull can't fit in a seat belt but he has a seat gate. the other reason he got pulled over as you can see the bull his head is facing this way but the back end is clearly not in the car and bulls much like horses and president biden just go whenever they want to. he was given a citation and went home. >> joe: devito. >> if i were the bull i would be looking at the horns on the front of the hood asking, where did you get those? i have to say i think this show is the lengths while people have to go to to get pulled over in

the united states. i hope he did it for the dad jokes just so that the cop, he could say, why did you pull me over. and when he got the ticket he could say this is [bleep]. >> kat: julie anything to add and/or questions for charlie hurt? >> julie: well, no. well, yes, but, no, i think we're missing the big part of this story and it's where the back of the bull was positioned. the cleanup that is going to be involved. can we please just put up the picture because i asked the prosecutors to put together a picture, they thought it might be too gravenlth tyrus you notice everything right? >> yep. >> kat: well did you notice the amount of crap on the back of that car. this poor bull needs pep tow. he clearly had the runs he needed more fiber. look at the car. >> kat: we're always covering the real news here. don't go away, we'll be right back. you shall push

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>> woman: thanks to julie banderas, joe devito, tyrus, charlie hurt and the studio audience, fox news at night with trace gallagher is next. on behalf of greg gutfeld i'm kat timpf and i love you america. [cheers and applause]. >> good evening i'm trace gallagher, it's 11:00 p.m. on the east coast, 8:00 here in los angeles and this is america's late news. fox news at night. breaking tonight after repeated robberies a long time mexican restaurant in san francisco now saying audios. the owner claims it's impossible to run a business in the city by the bay. atop irs investigator blew the whistle on hunter biden and the lawyer claims the doj promised to protect him except that never happened. but we begin with sanctuary cities and sanctuary schools pushed to the brink with tens of thousands of migrant student