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than what we had in hollywood, florida. >> so if you're waiting if you're dragging your feet, don't do it anymore. go to fox nation .core.ming yo patriot awards. i'm telling you, you're going to love the everu, are geday heroes that we honor at this event. and you get to come to nashville and, hang out. with all of us. we hope to see you there. again fox nation .comas alw slash words. as always, thank you for tuning in. thank yo gutfeld is next. have a great night. happy thursday. m kat ti >> i'm kat timpf filling in for greg because he's out with the mirror. so how was your summer, ho? that's great. aw, that's terrible.
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depending on whatever you just v said to the tv. it's's been busy becausee . been on tour. it's been a great year for blond women who yell during air travel. since july, i've been to nine different cities from midland, texas, to saint louis, missourit. louis , and i still havet, don't 13 more to go before the end of the year. but don't worrthis isny, this it going to be a monologue where i just repeat over and over th to all my shows are available now at the real kat timpf .com. lkattimpi want to talk about whe learned visiting so many different parts of the countryd . for one, going to the the continental breakfast and just pajama conti bottoms and a is frowned upon. even at a motel six.. anyway, to be clear, all ofclea these placesr, are different. in saint louis, i talkedr with an uber driveabour about ha cool it is that nelly and ashanti are back togethe arr in texas. >> my uber driver said, what's an ashanti? >> but i've learned that as different as all of these conversation cs were. all of them were a lot different from the stuff stu the
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you hear people talking about on the news. i know what you're thinkinnkingg kat. >> you work in the news. what are you doing? you're going to get fireoingo f but don't worry. if i didn't get fired for that time, judge caught me in hery office trying on her shoes. i probably won'tt fire get firer this either. especially because i think it's realllyy important to talkl about. gallup poll data earlier this month foun earlierd political polarization has widened on some issues. 30 percentage points or more between republicans ret decadrats over the las two decades. >> my first thought. no duh. but even though it might not be surprising, it also lowh it y . i know that it's not like things are so for no reason.conn the arrest of a former. president and current frontrunner, for example, isn't going to be something people see. and juster isn'to be, no, i'm n. regardless of what of your grandmas tell me in the facebook comments and by the way, it's spelled t0o skinny, not t o. t-o.
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>> but because i'm not stupid. e i also understand that it's far easier for the government to power over us. the more divided that we are,esi especially americans hate math,a but it can play us against other and make us afraid. and that makes it easier foror them to convince us to give up our rights. remember the patriot act? it remembers everything about you. if you don't, the government o care. as long as it gets to conduct surveillance on you without wat. camera most of you guys have been a on camera as much as i have pastt few years. and you'd even get to go to firt hair and makeup first. also, >> but also writing off an entire person overolitical a disagreement on a single political issue migh t meanbout you could be missing out on some really awesome things about that person. voted for example, jesse watters voted fofor r trump. i voted for joe jorgensen, but i have no idea i would be without jesse's advice on where i should buy my hairpieces.
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>> living in a bubble is always easier, especially with anmune immune system like mine, but much like a degree from dry. >> easier isn't always better. >> that's why on my tour i do insist on to so many different places. i've seen so many things expedn'ton g to see like a man k up to me during a meet and greet and. say, i bet i'm your only priest fan. yeah man a priest is a fan of me all my years of being an altar server finally paid off. alg. t jokine. look at the photo. that's me. i recorded a videot , a 15 year old girl in st louis because her parents told me that she was upse t shed scho couldn't join because she had school the next day. i told her she's almost old enough to dropole next day. out. i told an old lady in alabama i that i liked her shoes and she excitedly told me that they were michael kors and that she got them for the show. i almost started crying because it was s o. and i still think about how she's doing, especially since i made her give me start shoes.il
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>> also in alabama, a with a neck tattoo offered me her number. i said, i will give this to joea i shie for you anyway. >> at first i wondered, how ares all of these differenterent people coming to see the same show? but then i realized it's because we have far more in common than politicians and media want us to think.ia wn and it's proven two things to me. us to one, all the people cominm to my shows are not mad at mingn thank god. two, whether you live in midland texas or st. louis, missouri, or detroit, michigan, n the in the entiree an world. i can't wait to go home and do two shows in detroit on october 7th and eighth. >> there's some stuff that you probably car7teighth, e abo. you probably want to be happy.yo you probably love your family and your friendsur , and yound tha probably have that one friend that's a pain in the, but you're in way too deep to get out nowt' ie as . pub >> actually, a survey publishedh earlier this summer found thatad about nine out of ten democrats
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and republicans agreedn th on the importance of core values like personal responsibility, fairness and compassion but only about a third believed that the other side thought those sid things we important. it's not that i don't understand the temptationh with something like personal responsibility. how can you sake personay you vt personal responsibility if you want the government to wipe y nt the ge yoyour ? and it's fine to debate. but when you debate someone on an issue. remember that? that's what you're doingou're do debating on an issue. you might think the other person's view is bad, but that doesn't mean the person is bad. maybe unlessad. the person's viw is this. >> what do you think about i. isis?i says. yeah, i like nicer. >> that's a take. let's welcome tonight's guestts alcohol hung over from her. fox news anchor julie banderas hair hair club for men wantse th
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him to be their spokesperson. washington times opinion editor and fox news contributor charlie hurtx newss if laughter is the medicine. his act is a placebo. writer and comedian joe devito . and when he wants to relax, h he chills out on cloud nine. "new york times" best selling author, comedian and former nwa world champion tyron are writing so i mean, okay tyra's i mean, you you my friend, have lived a bajillion different lives lived on this place. is your bouncer, your wrestler now you're a foxa wrestl news so go ahead. >> what are your thoughts? well, i thought you made a grea t point about we never hear about what we haveabou in common. countr yeah. and touring the country. and that's one of the things i think gives me an advantaged is i'm always called the common sense guy because i know everybodon sense y. dup sh like when you wrestle all over the country or do standup shows all over the country or wherever iowercountry t you meer of people, different walks of life, but it's always the sameeu
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thing. it's like they want they want the roof over their head. they want food in thei yes, rin the they prefer no one breaking in the middle of the night and they want to get along ni along neighbors.ody that's what everybody wants. and so. but we never hear that. we heas. but wer little thing.ake so they get stressed out or they take something that's not really true. meand they expand it and make it bigger and try to fearmonger us. but that is a phenomenaler us. t like if we take the time to meet the person next to us, like in a show like this , w you will find that you have a lot in common, not just the fact you're enjoying a show and want nexe wee have a to. but then if you went to i don't know if you went to the viewthe show andvi you got into the cagi fight, you might find that you guys eatgh at the same restaurant every once in a while. so have some common ground, take some risk s and.common maybe when someone starts talking about i can't believe you voted for trump and, you can say, well, i can't believe you bought those shoes. those are awesome. where did you get it? yeah shexactly. >> change that changed the narrative. so, julie, i'm going to give you a choicee . you can either say something giv nice about joe biden, or you can say something nice about joe devito. i think joe biden's face is looking pretty. joe bi
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>> honestly, if you think about it, he's. and is his skin is tight. yeahnd his s, i think his plasti surgeons should be given a round in his styleround , his. i also believe right before the show, joe was actually usingctually usin tapeg his shirt from opening to show tor. uch chest hai >> so i don't think joe bidenrol has that problem. ohem.>> kat, you lapel you coulf said, you know what i say to that? >> when you get that julie, what are your thoughts? oh, i thought those were my thoughts. i do, i do think thatcommon people have more in common than than we believe or wan t oto stc to admit to. >> but i think people are too stuck in politics. who give gives s what you voted for? if anyone starts telling walking, talking politic'ms to s ,i'm out. but i think just people used to. you need to use more common sensd be real.e and be more rea. i think a lot of people are very fake. if you're real and yourself, i think you'll have something to talk about with the person sitting next to yoe u. >> don't talk to each other here, though, because
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you're going to be very rude. yeahvery rude.. o sh >> all right, joe. so my next two shows are in texas, but then afte n afr that: good i'm going to portland. >> good luck. go luck.k. see, that's what everybody says. but i don't want to limit where i can go and connecty says and e with people. and also, i'm bringing kennedy. brg feel like whatever's goind there, the weirdest thing that's going on there will be the two of us on stage. yeah, that's not the order's gog would do those two towns. >> finish with the. yeah. it's nic note. . you know, a lot of us, we travel around. i love seeing what it's like in different partsl arouike of the country. some parts of the country call shoes, sneakers, other parts of the country call them tennis shoes and some parts of the country. tennis sho spray. >> other parts, they prefer mace. r partit's you got to look for the commonalities is what i think. you know, like what it's like, what they say, human s being share. sometimes you're someone say we sharay 9e 95% of our dna with w. apes. and whenever an i hear that.n wa >> i think that person wants it. monkey oh interesting. you know, follow up. no, i..: no i just, , i suppose i never
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thought of it that way. first, for all oalf us.ah >> yeah, totally.. is there polarization on yourre farm? farm? no. and there's also science reigns. nobody is confused about gender on a far gender m. it can be kind of rough foryou'e some of the animals ifn, you're female chicken, if you're a hen, things can be a in can blittle. especially when it's time to go into the coop and. >> the roosters get a little randy. you star.t really appreciate law and order because law and order is prevents, you know, is what brings order wha to to society. but i think you're you're opening is exactlyt. right youu have know and i think you know you have two main culprits you have the media who exploit the differences and do everything they can to try to divide people. but politicians, especiallpeciay washington, do so much. you know, they always you know, they're running, making
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promises to fix problems, and th and never fix them. and the reason they never fix them is becausthem iould ne they never be able to run on their next election if they fix them. yeah. them. and so and so we as people have to learn to hold them accountable when they don't fix things. . and i think we're sort of at the end stages where and quitehe i think it's where so much of the politics about the whether now democratather, n goings goie whether they're going to fix the weather because they haven't been able to fix anything else that they've been for decades that they're going to fix. and wex g for decade to we neede our commonality and hold them. >> consider them real quick.so when you go to portland, you're going to get nothing but love. you'll yeah, because i've been o and i'm doing a show in california. in californig there,a it's soldi in like two weeks and i'd do another one like, don't be confuse id that there's republicans everywhere. you can always find them. the arms are crossed like julie'd air s and they're usualy going, this is ridiculous. but that but they're there and not they. hey, there's some weird stuff on farm. oh yeah. farms,art huike the young,d stu the young males. they start there and get lost
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and confused. there's all kindg ais of fun st, to watch. you'd love it since the monkey thing, so check it youve. i >> yeah.out. you also don't have to be a republican to enjoy my show. you don'beyou should be a human. all right. up next, joe, still about a fire in his kitchen back in my we don't have all of these types of fancy chicken for sure. you have buffalo wings and right. well, we didn't have garlic farm or sweet bourbon barbecue and. >> he had to walk uphill both ways. and it's not every time. yeah, right. >> are you from my are you tired of that old worn out bath or shower? now you can have new one installed in just one day with a new limited time offer from. jacuzzi, bath remodel. we're waiving all installation costs with no interest, no payments for one year. jacuzzi has been making water great for over 65 years. and now you can get gorgeous custom bathroom model at a price you can afford with no stress and no mess. >> i've been trying to get him to remodel that bath for years . >> i called and they didn't.
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>> if you don't win, you pay nothing. call 800 6087298. that's 800 6087298. jose said his home was ryan.tur >> turns out he was lying. >> president biden caughtry embellishing the same kitchen fire story he's toldit'k over and over again, which isn't that surprising. it's like me saying it's cold. in here, greg. anyway, it was yet another by joe to relate to victims of natural disasters watch. tough >> it's really tough. really, really.
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i didn't know anything like that when lady strucngk my hous. we had to be out of thatout seve house for about seven months to repair becaus whilee so muchw damage was done to the house and half the house almost so me housd. , >> okay. yeah, it didn't happen like that. it was, ithappen like a kitchei put out in 20 minutes. it was actually started when joe tried to answer the toasterg . and all of thi os is going ign on while he ignores the natural disaster impacting the entire nation. >> meanwhile new documents frome the national archives reveal that when he was vic e biden's office exchanged more than 8000 emails with hunter's investment firm ohunter'sr they're known ol street. >> jp crackhead thank you. i'm glad you liked it. it was for you. you it was also revealed thatof joe exchanged thousands of emails with both ben and jerry e because he likes ice cream.
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>> criticsam say it furtherunte implicates hunter and his business associates, leveraging daddy'r ans associas influence themselves, getting so flush with cash that, they can afford to misplace a bag of blow here in their cell.o bide >> when it comes to biden family corruption. hopefully soon more people. will be waking up, which is exactly what devito exa said after hosting thatr chloroform conventio n. i wonder what old joe thinks. >> hey, hey, come on. lay off with the politics. all right. there's a hurricane going on, and i want theseright. people tg through. i mean, i remember one time weor were out on the shore and delaware and a wave came over my beach chair and soaked drerythingd it. i had and my towel and i couldn't dry off and.when y >> i couldn't put my socks on to try to put socks on your t feet or what? >> you can't do it, man. i and jill usually bringt,.s a little baby powder, but she
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didn't have any of that dashy. u so, look, i've seen suffering.ri all righght.t? on i know what's going on. so back at all , jack sprat. >> all right. charlie, i am sod fascinatede with, the repetition of the the whole house burnt down. >> been so many variations. all of them. it's super tragic. he once said tha variat his houe burned out with his wife in it. it's like she's right there. no, probably notdown . s righ >> so one of three things has to be true here, right? eithert th people from his team have never told him to stop doing this him t, or number two, people from his team have told to stop doing it. and he jus d he jt forgets or people want to stop doing it. >> he's like, you guys, i'm going to do it. i'm going. which one is it? i don't know. guysto right. it?y hlike >> it's crazy. he tells the same fraudulent over and over again. and for whatever reasohe samn, r whether it's i do think that people are you know, certainly
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i think probably his wife tries to tell him. i would assume you would think, . >> then again, you know, who'skn to say that? anybody aroundow him gives a rip about him? gid let their 80 year old father or grandfather or husband go around like this where he's completely, you knowy ,obviously embarrassing himself. but the really funny thing hing about is,about this, you ks joe biden, people in washington have known that joe biden was a liar. they'v e known it for decades. new this is not anything new. and th e only the biggest political blunder in modern times was barack obama . ld he needed a an old, white haired goofball. it didn't matter what what you know, what you know, whether he was honest or not. viones nhe him as a vice presid. he plucks him out of obscurity. usd he's beet n with this ever since. >> yeah, sure. so, julie, i saw eve you coveril the hard news on this all day. excellent jo b by the way.t >> i actually think. great. excellent journalism. yeah. so now's your chancesm.ea to.y v >> now's your chance to say whatever it was that you couldn'tat
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say at 11 a.m..>> j but now it's 10 p.m.. i want to know iulief he lostf e his hair in that fire. burne >> like, is this was his scalp harned by the kitchen? i don't know. i guess firefighters should have douse the flames on hise fe face before they actually put out the fire. but the fire absolutels puy put in 20 minutes. his house did not almost fall down like he has multiple times. i mean, i thin k i don't understand what the lies are all about. and then the emails emails. i mean, the national archives are not turning over the emails. g overjames coleman is sayingto it's time to impeach. it's time and time to start an inquirrt ay. d it's time to get some answers and some truth from the white house becausfrom the e you can't go to the bidens because you know they're going to live through their teeth and i mean very whitbecause g toh e, beautiful but nonetheless, another compliment for joe saioe.d. yeah, their veneers look great. you're bringing the country togetherr . >> so, yeah, joe, i don't want:r to be like againy. spurious
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theories, but i am starting to think that maybe joe was involvedting t in business deale >> yes.s, yes, he he said put up a wall between them was. yeah, there's not even a curtaievenn hanging. >> a towel in the doorway. yeah. what exactly is hunter biden'sll of expertise that all these companies want to put himar on the boardea that to have harris crack, crack, crack. >> yes. yent to puems which he's all lic to answer emails. >> the cause of. the fire was you. you know, that's meth i want to talk about. he keeps telling tha fire.t stot and even with his lies, it's still a lame storesy. rnin >> it's not a great. no, but the burning smels probl is probably him having one of his deadly strokes. >> i don't know if anything even happened. so, yeah , it's.is it's what bothers me the most about him is that no matter what the disaste matr is, he hao to fold it into his own experience. and it'swn experience, a it's n >> it's narcissism to say, oh, i know what's how they feel h and who. >> i once almost choked on a macadamia nut. it's likawaii once e, no, shut up.t.
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equation of the story and just say, we're doing the best we can. help these doi people. >> you don't need to hear about some silly hardship i had 20 years ago. he's >> oh, i hope he's not watching season to be like, becad. .oo >> he won't remember. yeah, that's true. as dur that was during his days wheinn he was a trucker being raisedisb by puerto ricans. >> yeah. no, no, no, no, no. he was being raised by nativ e being americans when he was a trucker. oh, when he survived car oil, cancer raised. truck >> yeah. oh, right. you know, if you took. >> oh, yeah.k all of his stories and actually said they were true for us at gunpoint, have, like, what we have here, ent wh a president who was justo being presiden t so he could do stand up comedy and. th his best joke is the fire in rie house. >> but he can't get it right because everyone keeps kee
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interrupting him. so he's going to keep telling it untilin gets the joke right. >> workshopping it, puts it around. he's filling it out, tried o to infect them and his wifed hi selfishly up in the middle of se the joke where he talked about she died in the fire. he' >> so now he's changed it. yeah. there's nothing sadder than a politician whose house burned down. >> we e all know those that three have been all right.. i couldn't go in the house for housn weeks because i was in the summer home. >> well, go find me. all right. up next, should government intervene? >> and teenagers, caffeine, if you'll be in the new york area, would like tickets to see gutfeld go to foxnews.com slash gutfel d and on the link to join our studio audience, this story couldn't be written in hollywood because it's so unbelievable what made you decide that you want
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>> all right. it's time for mock it and move on. ofirst up, pediatricians and parents are reportedly calling on the u thes to ban eny drink sales to children. they argue caffeine levelsld are so high that it could ta dangerous for minor berous. >> all right, julie, you prefer that your kids take downers anyway? yeah a>> julie: , no, i think t stupidest thing ever. >> if you ever allow child to actually drink something that gives them more energy. stupiddrg that g the. better? absolutely not. not only should energy drinks be bannenot.only ened, but so sd children. but soy. mdrink energ i love my children. >> and when they are on downers, they sleep really well. melatonin works like swordseriol as well. but seriously, energy drinks are. that's liknergy inkse a drug. you don't give your kids more energy. any parent an wants to do that is obviously suicidal. >> yeah, suicidal. yeah, but i mean, like the government it. this goe, s. ing th back to your original point.
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the government, everything they touch, they do wrong. noey , they've regulatedce cigarettes basically out of existence. they want to regulat giey wane caffeine. meanwhile, there, you know, the government is giving people free crack pipe craipes a heroin needles. it's like it makes no sense. s noparentshould make that decij yes. right. as you have. and when i hand ouul: right and pipes, i make sure they're not used. oh, like where're not is. >> where was you? where was that? only clean on the mous>> sean:e >> yeah, i'm just. i'm a germaphobe, so i likchilec sure. my joints. yeah. when someone offers you crack, the first question is always, is the pipe clean? where has that been? yeah, yeah, yeah. so, charlie, like, there couldkp s thatth just be a black market ofere co people selling energy drinks to, kids. and that black market might be huge. ottavino, for sure. d that, i start every day with a red bull and an edible, and i let them fight it out. >> yeah, it's just the names monster. red bull. ohl an names i've yelled out ine bedroom, but that's a differento who. who are these children lacking energy. it's so stupidut out we don't wt
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them caffeinated. we don't want the kids to get anxious while they're waitin wag their puberty blockers. dn't h yeah. i didn't have energy drinks as a kid. i did haveavergy . i mean . i thought it was the prefer. yeah, that's a little of what you think. >> i don't have adhd. where have you been? tyru adhd? n.s, here's the thing. >> would you not know if your child had an energy drink?. first of all, if anyone of: fi my kids came up to me like thart . third grade was brutal, man. i'm just down. m to d gradme a pickup, man., i need something, man. give me a red bull coke. i meanbull your kids. y're if the only time they're supposed to be tired suo . bedtime, there's they're. they're running around all day. all you need to do is just t let me throw something and drop a ball in front of them. even if they don't likthey donea the ball, like they're full of d energy there. yeah, i here have an energy that'srink a parent who reallycs is hoping for, because here's the deal. this is what the parents are me, right? you know, like grandma didn't it were bugging grandm a. ke
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she gave you a little whiskeyy h for your toothache to pass out. well, noache so w what they do y give you liquid crack, so you go crazy and run around the houss gie and then they fina you pass out on the floor when you come down and they drandgdrg you out. so that's that's just bad parenting. that's jusr. heshould neve y oh, man. my nine year old. hey, dad. morning. i need a cup of coffee. hit me. the starbuck of s. i need to get. like if your child is having those kind of issues where ifg th ups, there's some other things going on. like, yeah, it's eitheupr or. ty it's not like toddlers and tiaras know what it is. you do a lot dt of of that on toddlers tiaras. all right. next topic. none of us know titles. derrius barnes, you're fine. all right. you going to actually watch that? oh it's the best. >> and by that, it's just it's sad. oh, teenager teenagers all righat the invented a new slang word, rez, which is short for charisma. it's a mix of confidence, charm and magnetism and attractiveness. charma.people saying it's the da thing they've ever heard. ironically, you do need the rez to succeed on toddlersllu d and tiaras. >> apparently nobody watches that. ors ait's short for charisma. it's the red light of the. charlie and i actually just now
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put two and two together throughout the year. >> this year, love the wall street journal storye wa. throu >> it never.gh oh, i could wait to get through the whole story. itay toog. too lon sto >> i about halfway through my adhd was fired up by that.ul you have too much written. yeah, but it also makes noalnse sense becaus e it's r's. part that was the part that charisma is with an s, so that'hes just a stupid. and it was also invented by a youtuber. ther that'e you go now. i've said stupid. we're we're. we're inventing new vocabulary because of some teenager on youtube. >> yeah. we're also stealing catchphrases, nuff said. >> yeah. yeah. hard to believ youtubee the walh journal didn't have their fingers on the pulse of this young slang. the yeah. you know a lot about young people slang. i do. and i because i try to avoid avo h any of it.el >> i never want to be the hello, fellow kids . i coming in trying to sound hip, because you always sound like an idio.worst tht. >> it's the worst thing. is an older person trying to sound cool. and i think back to when i wasul young and when we would go out and you'd see old guy at the clubd the and he'd be hangg
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around the dj booth asking for songs nobody knew about and. i look back now, all guys, the club was like 34. o yeahld a. yeah, that's true. tyrus yeah. ot as a parent, you're not supposed to know the hip slang. like kno my mom didn't own online. >> plus, culturally, it was way different because it was like, how do you say that word againyn ? many g's are that. ma. you can't say that, but you're not supposed that.you can' to k. and you're not supposed articles about, hey, do you know the new slangu're not ? no. the kids are saying things in secret so the parents can't figure it ou , the kidst because, you know, the old man, the club is worse. you know what else is even worse? e s the single mom of your frie, who knows all the hip words and smells like wine and has to talk real. but it's a good thing. back back them up. >> get goes over when you start telling giving the, you know the map of what all the words mean. and i wouldn't have a problem with them except none of thesera people know like shakespeare, words from shakespeare
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were, you know, the lingo from back then. you know, it would be at leastel that stuff, that stuff was knowly, you know, daringy, and had a lot of meaning to it. >> well, they're lazy now. kids don't have, like i said, an influence o. h likr gave it to them. but again, it goes back to the point. parents don't we don't need to know becaushem. ke answer is no, no matter how cool you make it. >> yeah. yeah, i do. got to be honest, though, i doke watch youtube a lot more than i read shakespeare. but anyway lot, i better read energy drink. >> yeah. >>p, is it unhealthy to only date the wealthy? >> are you tired of that old, worn out bath or shower? now you can have a new one installed in just one day with a new limited time offer from jacuzzi bath remodel. we're waiving all installation costs with no interest and no payments for one year. jacuzzi has been making feel great for over 65 years. and now you can get a gorgeous custom bath remodel at a price you can afford with stress and no mess. >> i've been trying to get him to remodel that bath for years. >> i called and they didn't.
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wealthy guy that has money valid. >> so you're getting straight to the point. yeahy guy valid but i think, you know, i have a job. >> i'm very successfulve a. >> so i think i have every right to be like, hiy [ble, aree on the same level or am i wasting my time? >> time. right.one. so the internet's divided on this one. say it'some. think it's good that she knows what she wants, but other people think she's nut shes. >> all right, julie, why? >> go ahead. all right. wellt., let me just put it this way. for young single ladies out there who haven't t married rigt to the right or wrong person, lo you should definitely ask at least for a w-2. i think the i thinka the paycheck is a bit far. that's a bit invasive. umbers >> there's bank account numbers there. i just need a w-2. yeah. moving forwardere,, you know, js like regrets, hashtag regrets. >> there's what maybe she'd be like, i can help you do your offer to help do his taxes. absolutely. that'selp do h a great way to gh the w-2. >> yeah, just simply. i don't want to marrery a poor
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loser, whichever, but. yeah, go for it. and i believe that if this girl really is successful, i'm not sure. what is she successfuls gi ats h podcast? >> yeah, you were looking at it. oh, okaysuccessful of,. >> because she's like, i'm really successful. i've never heard somebody who actually is successful s . i'm really successful. but if you are successful, succy you do want to marrywant somebody or date somebody who's kind of on the same leve tl. >> you know, it reallyh be to support a man. i'm saying, hypothetically speaking, that you had to support at least i heard that hypothe all the time. >> yeah. so, joe,ti i wonder if one of ua a lady for her bank account information. wellady fo, i don't know if we d be listening. >> those two. they're both so wealthy that neither of them could afford sleeves. >> yes don't kw if w talking. what a nightmare she looks like. right. just think of the evend the vocal fry and. >> well, i'll tell you. okay. i have my paperwork in orderi h. a first date, and here's how you do it. whenever you go to an atm. just look at the receipt an s. o people drop in some of them. the balances look pretty good. yeahsome t, i just run through
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a couple of them and say, here's how my top accountsunp ac are doing. yeah, i'm doing much better than i am. that'sts do awesome. >> that's what's my bank info. i want her medical history. mel >> i want her medical history because i want to know beknow she's had. uy and in fact, i want women to show up for their dates. and when i want our moneday. >> okay. no spanx, no makeup, none of that fancy. >> i want to know exactly what i'm getting, because if we have a baby, she looks good nuts? >> yeah. none of that. because then you marry this woma she looks.s arn and she loo and you end up with rosemary's baby. >>man sh oh nine. i want to know exactly what i'm gettin youg. do you actually get laid? and i'll tell you why. because. and do you have to peel off her spanx? h >> i don't know. t to talk about.we all w >> i got my own. we all wear spanx, joe. no, no.oe : no. tell you what.ur livin help. it's going to be on your living room floor next time you meet somebody elsom floe. don't you threaten this way. you just might jinx on somebody >> j put.
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you just got spanx like this.i' i got to tell you,ll what happes ,with spanx, come off. hel >> yeah, this. glas helps a lotps. >> oh, that is like the cholesterol. nk >> people will think i'm really attractive. thenll they see me without my glasses or, like, they're better without glasses . >> not true. i've already. so. but tyra's here's the thing. which is worse t truet tyru to straight up., ask for it on the date. so at least you like. knowraight uk fo what you're ger to pretend you don't care. >> okay. there'r s a couple of key wordsr in her statement here. okay. i'm very excited about thints. >> all right. so, first of all s, shaie said e last three. so maybe four and five. six and seven. oone of them, i go for thato go because no self-respecting guy is going to go for that. if you >> here's the deal. if you want to know how much money i make, then you have to use your real voiceow. >> oh, yeah. how much you are. becausreale so successful, you e right. no one sees the type of person who take sucs a in front of o somebody else's learjet like she is.st they are the worst.
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i don't know. that's not a real voice.h me so when you start being real with me, i'll be right with you. because don't use banks. >> i roll cash. no. >> nobody on the first date. wed where did you guys meee fit online, probably. well, i'm sure there's a nice i bio that'm s both were full aboe so enjoy the mystery, because you're both liars anyway. >> so go out and be and lie to each other to the end. and you'll probably have the most healthiesthert, happiet fake relationship you could wish for. you'll find out when you always. >> i'm so successful. then what you need money fork r >> right. let's go, dutch. 's g >> i don't know. that's as our you know. e al >> oh, she also sounded a as though she didn't feel so good. no, it's hard to talk when you dump a bag of marblesg of in your mouth and try to eat food, like, oh, it's a charlieb . i mean, well, she was clear about about going dutch. r she doesn't like to go 5050, which raises a lot of questionsh
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about how successful she is as a content creator. aboum with joe on this, i think, you know, if she wantse to do this, then you should atfd least find out if she's fertile. >> you could you could you you could open up a whole range of things that you want to get taken care of. and i do admire at least the fact that you takef and ofs things early, because, i mean, more and more was by this right here, then i think would have been revealed bank statements. i just had a flashback to a really bad date. >>o wherea long time ag i disclosed my hair extensions. i always just closed my hair extensions because i don't want people to, like, find out on their own. and he said hes disappointed because long, thick, healthy hair was associated with fertility. >> mm-hmm. >> and where did he go from there? hai cam did it? yeah. it did not go from there. >> yeah. so bring in personal characterr reference with you on your date. yeah. you know, like, bring two previous ex-boyfriends sr rn they. >> you cang tw go.
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if i would have done that, i would never have gotten marrie >> no,d. peopl >> i think what people like t this don't realize thathi n'a transactional relationship, as long as both parties know what's going on, then i thinkpre you're okay. but the problem is, they don't realize in the market value. she's a good looking, successful young woman. but guys, she's looking for the they tend to turn over women like that prettyy te. so she could be in for a really unfortunate shock. a few years agin fo when he a fw years later, when this guy says, you know what, i'm ready for the newest t model of this person. and if you don't have a relationship that's built on something more than exchango of goods and services, she's going be in a lot of trouble. >> has anymore than exchange or you if you have hair extensions? >> julies. tensiotension >> know, like take my shirt ofny and come play some. well, up next, did he go too far? packing livestock in his car. >> let's look on the bright side. south dakota stayed open for business during the pandemic. now we've got more jobs than people. so i'm filling in until you get
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a cleaner, and enjoy a spotless house for $19. a story in five words. story in five words. bull rides, shotgun in nebraskae . as you can see, there's a videoa l riding shotgunnebraska in nebraska. guy got pulled over. he's in troubl. over,e. >> charlie, i'm going straight to you, bud. you caton just. well, you famously or at least famously in my mind, because i thinfamousk by the time i saw,
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you went on america's newsroom after getting kicked on the face by a horsica'news re. . well, i don't know if you guystn know about this, but we have a photo, right? we havow i t this be. >> look at that.t there it is. there it is.>> and i love thiiss irish sparkede it so much because you were like, you know what? >> this doesn't interfere with mwerey to give my opinion m on the news. >> hey, hey.d up >> it's your mind that just showed up. sowasn't gt was going to bear like, are you good? >> i really did. e yoi, i really did think that maybe they won't notice. >> oh, nobody will notice.they w we didn't know there wasn't a makeup person. that man, were you two face: i o like. >> and i was likoked in e, i'm e i just hold my head right. dan >> and then dana is like, charlie, what in the is here?ss i think, oh, was this obvious?d i'm sorry. you just showed up and didn't mention it. >> yeah, you're right. it was some cover that told me my wif n e ou t of town.s no that's what. that's how i would never have happened if your wife was not on at in n exact. no, it's all right. because i don't think you,
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in the face of a lotooks that ws a lot like an iron. >> yeah, i was out of town. t yeah, yeah, they were careful. and then the other problem was i was riding around with and nobody elsane was there in thee. car because i wanted to know i saw the video. >> was this how that happened. oh, no. but you got to admire this guy. i meanyou have the fact that heo pulled over. do we live in a free country anymore? and thisfree is even a am guy. this guy took a welder and cut o half of the roof off to accommodate his friend. is te >> that is true. american ingenuity, an engineering. thank you. i know why he got pulled over, though. ht pulled ti also, what did yok about maybe not going on america's newsroom? no, i had. hey, look, if i have a jobo to do, i'm going to gett th the job. i always get the job done. i understand why he got pulled overe doundersta. >> yes. the police were confused because his license plate e clearly says boy and a dog. i don't even know. the fact. i know is everything missing? aa
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listen, i lived. i went to school in nebraska. this is awesome. this guy>> tyro school loves thl and a little bit of the back story. so this bull, this watch to see bull named howdy doody to a for that's his name. how get to this market. i they travel around to parades n and stufamedf and. well, parades are notd paying like they used to. so he loststuf're no truck and e trailer. so what he did was he his. lost. es about his no, the bull obviouslyou can't fit a seatbelt, but he has a seatsly th gate. >> he put the gate. a little rope right there. it's very cool sea. go the other reason why he got pulled over was, as you can see, the bull is heas yod facina this way. but the back end of the bull is not in thy bu e car.r and bu bulls much like horses. whd president biden doesn' likt go whenever they want to. he was given a citation and he went on the veto. >> if i were the bull. >> i'd be looking at the horns and the front of that hood saying, where did you get those ? >> i, i, i say i think this shows the lengths white people have to go do to get pulled over in the united.
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i hope he did it for the dad jokes. dadjust so that when he beat the cop he could say, why did. you pull me over? >> and that when he god twhen h the ticket h, he could say, this and/ill. >> julia, anything to add? and our questions for charlie hart. ulie: wewell, no., well, yes. no, i thinthink we're missing the big part of this story. and it's where the back of the bull wasf th positioned. the clean up that is goingcan we to be in. can we please just put pe the picture? because i asked the producers to put together a picture. they thought it might be too osecutorr graphic. us you but tyrus, you notice everything, right? well, did you notice the amoun t of on the back of that car?e this poor bull needs, pepto or mint? >> i mean, he literally ha d the runs like the guy needs to feed him more fiber. oh, look at the car. we're always covering the real news here. yeah. all right. don't go away. >>: we're al back. cover do >> in'f you'll be in the new yow area, like tickets to see
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