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you might not have known that. tonight i would like to address all the moms and dads out there or anyone who hopes to be one some day. your children percy they are counting on you. he is so cute. american kids are in real trouble and i'm not just talking about hunter biden. it is something parents need to deal with asap. it is not that they are staying up late to watch the "gutfeld!" show although that could stunt their growth. look at greg burke a lot of people don't realize he was 6'3. but it is our schools. american schools are failing us. they are failing are kids, families and nation. in a recent interview in my show

on america's newsroom weekdays from 9:00 until 11:00. former secretary of state condoleezza rice whose own story personifies what good education can do called it a national humiliation. for wants she wasn't talking about the haircut. what she meant was that if we keep going as we are, the great american experiment could fail. historically, america's education system has been one of the shining lights of our country. for over 150 years people would crawl over glass to get their kids into american schools. and it continues, except today they are crawling through the gaps in the border wall. is that still the case? let's look at the national report card. reading and math are down for eighth graders 4% and 9% respectively. the numbers for history and science are just as bad. add that to chronic absenteeism which is defined as missing 10% of school or more. in baltimore, for example, chronic absenteeism was at 23% in 2016. 36% in 2020.

last year it was 58%. 58% or as baltimore teachers college, almost have. 58%, harold ford has a better attendance redder than that. same with joe biden and everyone has noticed it. [ yelling ] >> and so, as the system deteriorates, the dems do what they do best. they print money. it's like a bootleg monopoly game. now when you pass go and collect $200 it's only worth $150. they are now demanding free community college. free college when kids aren't even showing up for grammar school?

and then after community college, we are supposed to pay the student loans of all these kids who majored in advanced activism. they are the ones blocking roads, ordering $18 lattes twice a day and then they complain they can make a decent wage and today's job market. parents i am talking to you now. this has to stop. we cannot afford it monetarily and competitively. how are our kids going to keep with the rising china in the future. please don't say by sitting next to them while taking a test. how is the american experiment going to compete with a militaristic and unstable russia right here on our own doorstep in latin america? the hostile nations are making tremendous inroads. they are coming, folks. kids who are told there is 55 genders but can't name the 50 states will not cut it. so what should we do? first, stop the bleeding. get your kids behind into the school. i'm sorry for the strong language. get her homework done. if the school is not teaching what your child needs, demand

it. you run for a local school board and demand standards. unless they keep substituting well his him for progress and also demand school choice. there are school choice programs sweeping the nation. the american people will do what they can to educate their children, but they need help. biden is not giving it. remember he wants said that this is the smartest person he knows. but schools is a local issue. if we fight we can do this without washington. with out dr. joe and her buddy randy. >> this arena is the multicultural, multiethnic democracy we need. speak why are they making this much money instead of lowering gas prices? that is not right. that is not fair. that is what we are fighting as well. >> on the right, you can't just say abolish the department of

education and get into office and realize that's not going to happen. and then throw up your hands and blame everything on the teachers union as bad as there. independents don't want the department of education abolished. they wanted to work better. without independents that mike kretz cannot win. it's time to get tough. this may literally be the most important issue for our nation's future. like my ex-husband eminem one said, success is our only [ bleep ] option. let's welcome tonight's guess. like a toddler in church he will leave you rolling in the aisles. comedian jeff died. he is our favorite vp after the oil producer that killed all the seagulls. cofounder brad palombo. seems like taco bell has great encouragement as potential to kill you in your sleep.

fox news contributor kat timpf. he retired from the ring but will wrestle anyone who steals his bling. former world champion tyrus. tyrus, i will start with you. >> it is your show [ bleep ] . >> does that get bleeped? just kidding. tyrus, you are a dad. you care about education. you were a teacher. are we right here? 3 you are 1000% right. unfortunately it is our fault. we stopped paying attention to the kids. everyone wants to blame the kids. it's the tablets, the technology, they are not focused. but the parents are doing that. who allows the children to do these things? we used to be partners with our teachers. yes, we see on the media the extreme version of a lot of the

schoolteachers schoolteachers. it used to be one or two in every school there was one teacher or maybe two. now you define the normal teacher, they are the weird one that where's the bowtie and wants to teach science. so, we have to in some cases we have to start sacrificing. 50% of my kids, that means half, right? they are homeschooled. the other two are in private school. there is no more public school for my kids. there is a lot of sacrifices. we need to look at getting back to the communities and getting together with our neighbors. maybe we homeschool our neighborhood and parents work together and take turns to get back to math, english, history that covers those things. algebra is not a gender. it is math. we need to get back to those things. if the kids are not there, they cannot make money or get subsidies. maybe we just don't do business with them anymore and we start doing a grassroots education system. americans can do it.

we need to pull together. get the grandma back. i love the grandmas. >> who do you think is to blame for the downfall? >> i don't know who to blame. everyone is blaming the kids. they are not showing up to school. over 56% of the kids are not showing up in baltimore. yeah, have you seen schools lately? the dude teachers are showing up with prosthetic moves. the women teachers are talking about teaching them sex stuff. everything is gay. everything white is races. i commend these kids were not showing up. smart kids. >> they might have potential. brad, the recent republican debate last week so many candidates said they would eliminate the department of education but a lot of people have said that for a long time. then they get there and realize that's not going to happen. that can't be the only solution. >> i support that in theory but you have to have more practical solutions. i'm glad you brought up school choice. that's the most obvious one. we can't keep throwing money at

the system. we spend $15,000 per student. that is 30% more than other developed countries. clearly shoveling money which is what democrats said would fix our dem education prices. but giving parents choice, like maybe the money follows the student and goes to the school that best fits that kids needs. not just the public school. by default maybe it's a public school. but maybe it's a private school or charter school. maybe it is tyrus's house. maybe it's his neighborhood. >> i can fit at least 100 and there. >> take them to see the animals. >> back in the day for little house on the prairie there were 50 it can be done. >> that's a good point. it's not that we are not spending enough money on kids. we are spending it wrong. and some of the school districts the more money that you give them the scores are still as bad. >> absolutely. i think that school choice, i'm glad you brought it up and we are talking about it.

the problem with looking for a solution is there is no one-size-fits-all solution. i don't have kids. out from my understanding they are people. >> at times. >> people are different. what might work for one kid might not work for another kid. we have to acknowledge that reality. we cannot be surprised because even this is better than it was a few years ago when school was illegal. in the pandemic. education was no. that's truly insane. there has been all this learning loss that we found out happened and then kind of went man, that's a bummer. then nothing happened to try to address that. just having kids stay-at-home is going to impact that and has impacted them. what will we do to solve that? we need to at least try. >> i did some homework. spelling and math is down, but according to my measurements podcast listening is up 98 points.

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new evidence that joe used fake e-mail accounts. the national archives has acknowledge the existence of nearly 5400 e-mails, electronic

records and documents that potentially showed joe biden using pseudonyms when he was vice president. those were the days when he was beat unlike now when he was still warm to the touch back then. that's a hard one for me to say, but it is true. the revelation comes after the southeastern legal foundation filed a freedom of information act two aliases used by biden. names like robin where, robert l peters and jr be aware. maybe he was just using a name suggestion that, with the free aol cd-rom he got in the mail. cat will explain later. now the foundation is suing for the public release of those records claiming that biden used the fake names to share government info and discuss foreign business with his son hunter and others as well as recipes for making bean dip and crack. yes, just like aliens in roy oswalt or whatever jesse is using to glue his wig on, people

have a right to know. i wonder what joe thinks about all this. >> come on, the e-mails are of a personal nature. they are just talking about yoga class and things like that. look here's a typical one right here. hey hillary, or should i say diane reynolds. it is robert bill peters. i love these nicknames we use for each other just for fun. what do you think about the new lululemon wap waste leggings. are they as buttery soft. signed carlos danger. just kidding. >> so nice of him to drop in and help us out. is jeff your real name? >> it is a stage name. >> what is your real name? >> 50 cents. >> that is impressive.

when you find out that the vice president at the time was e-mailing his son government business but from a private e-mail account with a fake name and it was all about ukraine, what comes to mind? >> the real story is not always exciting as what we can maybe think and suggest and hope for. he is old. he is forgetting his logins. he has a lot of different names. my friend forgets his netflix password and deletes the whole account to start fresh. that is what is happening here. >> he is not paying for netflix 17 times? >> that is why biden has 17 netflix accounts. he cannot get in. >> it's called the freedom of information act request. this group the southeastern legal foundation filed it over a year ago. all of a sudden now the archives puts this out there. if you are the biden team you should have just gotten it out earlier. why would it take a year? >> they always slow walk those requests.

i am honestly surprised that biden knows how to use e-mail. there are senators and congresspeople running this country who literally do not know how to send an e-mail. the 20 somethings do all the e-mails and they don't know the difference between facebook and twitter and tiktok even though they will try to write the rules for them and regulate them. i think the biden thing is so suspicious. why do you have aliases or fake accounts if you are not doing anything corrupt or not involved in anything sketchy? it has never crossed my mind that i should make fake e-mail accounts to e-mail my business associates and family members. that's not a normal thing to do. ethically it never would have crossed my mind if it was wrong. >> i think a lot has been said about the corruption and influence peddling and how it's bad. i agree with all that. i am also questioning whether i could possibly understanding this. he also seems to have been very, very stupid about it. it says he used fake names in

the business dealings that he was, quote, known to use in the white house during this time. so he was using the same fake names that he used in the white house as he was using to do business that he wasn't supposed to be doing because of his job in the white house. i thought the hole point of a fake name was nobody was supposed to know that was you? am i wrong? i feel like that's getting a burner phone to plan a murder. and then when the cops interview about it you say any further questions call me on this number. right? everybody knows you don't take a mistress and your wife to the same restaurant. that is what he is doing. >> tyrus, does everyone know that? >> unless your mistress works at the restaurant. it gets weird. >> there might be only one restaurant in town. >> that would be horrible. i spit at that idea. >> how about tiger woods?

>> when you are rustling wrestling, sometimes you have wrestled under a pseudonym? >> i have lived my life under a pseudonym. my real name is half-dollar. listen, i am going to stick up for the pop here. there is no way in hell that he made these e-mails. impossible. he not only stutters when he speaks, he stutters when he types. he went to the smartest guy he knew to help them with this. and that is why he was using all the wrong e-mails, cat. the smartest guy he knew was taking care of it for him. unfortunately for him the smartest guy that he knows is a crack head. this is why we all know that. when i want to plan to do something sneaky and the five of us want to do something like a bank robbery, who is the smartest? cat said i am.

you build the e-mails. i just lift the door and drop it there if we get caught it will because of cat. he went to the smartest person he knows and we know what happen. maybe he should have e-mailed corn pop. >> he probably would have had a better shot of explaining it. at the time i had window shield car cancer oil. >> sometimes i use a fake name and things. you said he wouldn't be doing anything to need these fake names. i downloaded the barbie movie. >> you were doing something sneaky. >> that's the reason to cover your tracks. sometimes you have to do something and you don't want your name on it. now i said it on tv. >> wants you get on here, everything is out in the open. we will know you inside and out. up next eminem's feud with a gop dude.

market and move on. it is market and move on first up. and then m&m has sent gop presidential candidate vivek ramaswamy a cease-and-desist letter to immediately stop using his song lose yourself at campaign events. you might remember it went viral earlier this month for the 2002 hit at the iowa state fair. in case you forgot or missed it, here it is.

>> everybody is joking now. the clock has run out, tops has run out. snapped back to reality. there goes gravity. he's so mad but he won't get it. >> his campaign says he will comply with m&m's request and vivek ramaswamy took it all in stride. we'll look real slim shady please stand up? he didn't just say what i think he did, did he? that's another wrap to and m&m song. you are dying over here. >> this is why karaoke is supposed to be the dark bar. everyone thinks they are a star. everyone thinks they are a comedian or singer. apparently a presidential candidate now. don't do that. if i was m&m i would say stop. you are ruining everything i worked for. if it was an animal we would have had him arrested for butchering in public. that was awful. he wasn't just singing his song. he was doing movements that made

me think he has some aging stuff going on. >> the guy has no rhythm. he was awful. one usually has to go to an old folks home to find somebody moving like that. they are possessed by a devil. there is an exorcists dying to stop him. that chromosome is a kid whose paid for all the trips. you want to go because the car is cool and you get the pass at magic mountain. but nobody likes him. but we all have to pretend to like him so we can go get the cool [ bleep ] party. eminem just said [ bleep ] your party. >> i think its kind of endearing, honestly. he doesn't take himself too seriously. he is not buttoned up. he's in touch with music from this entry which we cannot say about most of the other presidential candidates. >> it often happens to republican candidates. they will try to use a song to be hip and will get hit with one

of these things. it could be good for media. he's been dealing with a lot of incoming things on foreign policy. this is a great way to change the subject. >> i'd rather have him talk about this than the crazy thoughts on 9/11. >> the real story is the first time in history a brown man has gotten in trouble for using a white man's wrap. this is progress. this is what the young people call equity. >> cat, are you a big eminem van? >> im. of course i am. eminem is handling this well. if he ever gave me a cease and desist i would to sleep. i would not be able to get over it. i would not be able to get over it. i wouldn't be able to handle it well publicly. i would have a public meltdown. next up there is a university of california riverside professor resigning amid a controversy surrounding

her supposedly native american heritage. for the past several years andrea smith was accused of falsely claiming to be cherokee. does that remind you of anyone? after several colleagues complained she is resigning. it's a cushy agreement that allows her to avoid investigation, keep her position through august next year and hold onto her retirement benefits and honorary title. you love this story why? >> i love it because this is important progress. trans native native american lives matter. the representation has not been there. we only have one at the highest level in our society and its elizabeth warren. she should not have been fired. she should have been promoted. we do not have representation for this community. seriously. how can you really in the progressive warped view say she did anything wrong? who can identify as whatever you want. if nothing is set in stone, this is the logical next conclusion. of course it is absurd and

offensive. >> why do they always choose cherokee? >> how come the fake indian gets to keep working but the real indian cannot even do karaoke? seems unfair. seems a strange. it gives you something to think about. >> but she is hot. i will give her that. >> what? >> that is the joke. >> you know what she needs to do? i don't know you, but if you are watching, here is what you need to do. you need to publicly call out elizabeth warren to have your [ bleep ] back. because it is completely [ bleep ] . she said she is at the highest level of government. hey girl, can you have my back? just one tweet and have elizabeth say i can see how this might happen. or this happens to a lot of us.

>> or maybe tyrus should call rachel does oh. >> send me a smoke signal or something. help me out. i don't understand i have been fired and have never bin, you were fired in a year and a half. you will get your retirement benefit. that is not a firing. that's a promotion. she don't have to go to work. she gets her checks. in the year and a half she can retire. sign me up. take me to your leader. how? >> if you were a conservative professor how would this have turned out? spent i don't think they would have hired a conservative professor in the first place to be honest. but there is a total double standard on these issues. >> you have to circle the wagons. >> what is less than canceled? she's got a soft cancel. >> there is no cancel. she got put on a pedestal.

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greg's animal friends. he is not here but we cannot not have fun. what have you've got? >> i don't want to ruin it. there is no way to explain it. you have to see it. roll the tape. see the horses? and then there is also people dressed as horses living out their horse dreams. some people might have a problem with this. i think it is great. you know what? that took a lot of passion. there were many steps that occurred before your out there dressed as a horse with the horses. you have to make the costume.

you have to find a guy with horses that is cool with it. that requires a lot of passion and dedication. a lot of people might think that is weird. guess what? these people don't care because they are that happy. they are identifying as horses. we should all strive to be this happy and dedicated to something. i love my husband, but i don't know if i'm as dedicated to him as these people are to their horse dreams. they definitely have done more paperwork. >> i know a guy in washington who did something similar to this and it didn't work out too good. >> this didn't work out good either because that horse thinks it's mating season. he is kicking the leg and the guy in the back said my turn to be in the front. you are good. seriously, this one is not stopping. he's kicking back like no meets no. >> i also wonder how long do they do this for? is it an hour or five hours?

>> and did they pay for the privilege? >> probably. >> that's a pretty good costume. if you are going to do it, do it right. >> what have you've got? >> im a big sports fan. but if you watch sports you realize that america is falling behind. the best players are dominican and venezuelan. every sport you find. i have got something to present to you. something where we can take back sports in the usa. roll it. >> snake hunting. watch of this guy. great technique. gripping the head. it is dangerous, sure. but finally i will be good at something. >> you can do that? >> i would give it a shot and. our way up from the minor league system. >> how did that work out for the crocodile guy? >> he is the forefather of these white sports.

>> you probably have one of these snakes. >> i do. this makes me laugh. that looks like a pet that somebody decided because no one with any right mind liens on all muscle. a snake is basically one long arm of muscle. he just rolled in it. get on in. the snake said i haven't eaten in a month. just give me some [ bleep ] and put me back in my cage. we caught him live. don't talk about the crocodile hunter that way. okay? i am still suspicious about his death. the stingray and his best friend filming it. all of a sudden he died and then married his wife? just asking questions. >> those are good questions. what about your video? >> i have photos. i have some new additions to my zoo. since we have a tiny house i will show off my tiny new addition. those are my yellow tree monitors. they decided to get together.

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a story in five words is being lazy good for you? let's take this around. here's the thing. people who live to be passed 100 are called super agers. they live in places called blue zones. it is greece and sardinha where everything is beautiful and lovely and the food is terrific. the main thing is getting rest is a way of life. does that mean that being lazy could actually prolong life? >> these people must have the

thoughts. when you're sitting there doing nothing and you think about stuff you did and how it was wrong and i should have done something different. plus if you are 100 there is probably a lot of that stuff, i would think. how can you just sit there and chill rex i would be like okay, i have to figure out a way to live longer or figure out a way to find my way into an afterlife or something like that. it's not time to chill. it is time to grind. >> these folks live longer and spend more time with loved ones. they feel a sense of purpose and they keep stress in check. is that even possible? >> i read the article and said the guy spent 20 years researching just to find out laying by the beach and relaxing is good for him. i didn't know you could have a theory based on things this obvious. i have a theory that if you breathe longer you will live longer. i am taking credit for that. you have to reference my studies.

>> you should get paid for a study like that. >> old people are happy. i don't think they want to grind. they are good here. i have a theory that god only lets us to live to be 80 to 100 because you wouldn't like the world if you could make it past that. my grandpa was a psycho. could you imagine him now? he would be like what the heck is going on? he died in 1992. if he saw and now he would say what the [ bleep ] are you talking about and would go crazy. >> are you lazy at all? >> the nugget in this article was people live in rural spain or rural california where they walk everywhere. they don't dry. they get the casual exercise. it's offensive to say it now. being overweight is not great for you. exercise helps with that. >> they are getting their steps in. >> exactly. and lots of parts of america they say being fat just runs in my family. no, susan. nothing runs in your family.

that's the problem. >> i was at the airport over the weekend and heard this guy who was a giant man on the phone. i am getting my steps and walking around the airport. he was eating a bucket of pretzels. >> you've got to get those. >> i don't know why we are giving these people praise. it doesn't say couples. it says them. and their loved ones die because they suck the life out of their loved ones. because they are boring as hell. they take forever to do anything. they can literally drive to the store and get the milk but they have to walk for four hours while you wait on them. then you have to get them. then they go back to the store and say you wanted milk? okay, i will go back. i will do it myself. then you do it and get in a car accident and die because you are so upset. they are life suckers. do not praise those people. did you see a man in that situation? no.

>> tyrus, now that you are retiring from pro wrestling do you have time to be lazy. can you be more lazily? >> i have been lazy my entire life. my favorite thing to do is to go outside and sit in the son and not move. that is my favorite thing to do. i just like to sit there in the son. my kids would say what are you doing? i am enjoying the son so i don't murder you. you have to have that moment, the zen moment. i am clever. i will find ways. >> do you think greg is being lazy this week? >> i think is probably trying. >> he keeps texting in. here is an idea. greg is working remote while off work. >> my favorite thing he is doing is texting that i love being alone. i said okay. >> we miss him anyway.

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