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stand by it. you've got to be convinced to be one. but that's my it's my theory. tit that's my it's my theory. >> all right. unfortunately, that is all >> srtunately, that is all have left thisyou evening. as always, thank you for being with us. thank you for making thifo s.snk you for making thifo possible. please set your dvr so you never, ever, ever miss an ho >> hope you had a great labor day and have a great night. happy labor day, everyone.yone >> i'm kat timpf. i'm , so he askedto me to check in to see how you were doing. >> good. ou wer >> that's great.doing. so we had some great shows this summer, some amazing guests that it's almost too tough to pick what the best segmentsns . >> but we're going to try anyway. anyway.
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>> yeah, it's red meat thursday when we tell you what you already knew tenursday w te be true. and everyone who disagrees can go f themselves, to quote dana perino. ugrino. left fists are ugly. i . fists are ugly. >> you've seen the view. but now science is bearing it out. it's amazing. it begin ig it outs with a new t intelligence study out of denmark, which a country count benmark, which a country count prediclit person's political leanings with 61% accuracyon's pol. >> and it's based solelyd on their base. ly oit's far more accurate than the old method, which was based on asked sizmee. but when they judgede thes the facial features used to make these political predictions, they found something else. >> the right wingers were way hotter. you? >> yes.s bu yeah, yeah, yeah. but with some notable exceptionse of course,e. he brought down the curv
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e. he >> but now here's the boring part. danish scientist. so. the kind with cheese or fruit filling, they fed 3200 photos of political candidates into the eye tool to assess their emotional state. ound and after the analysis, they found thaatt 80% displayed a happy expression. but behind those faces were thoe conservative politicians who looked happier and more happ than liberals. reamore their reasons for this happiness abound. you're not surrounded by gloom and doom, and it's easier to walk in heels without hooves in heels without . and i'm sure that bathing helps. but the studie ts note that sucu a finding makes sense because previous research has alsonote highlighted highlighted this link between attractiveness, atnk between attractiveness, and conservatism, which means it's a it's time for a gratuitous ch mean shot of daa perino. isn't she lovely? yeah. isn't and that's without makeup. >> here she is with makeup now
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. >> so why conservatives so hot? what could be the reason for? this are liberal women really uglie uglier than conservative women? and is that why they still weark useless masks when driving alone in their tiny carsriving r could it be due to adopting an ideology of hopelessness on the unfixable nature of an evil society? and thatd the their anger, whih ultimately undermines their natural good looks? it's also hard to embrace beauty when those around you call anyse attention that f you receive from your beauty a form of objectificatiour beaun the male gaze. >> and so if they can't find beauty in the world, they denounce their own and destroy it with hair dye, piercings and cases cheap frozen pizza. this could explain all those mug shots and female antifa members may talk about an ugly members may talk about an ugly this way. >> here they are before they embracethen't alw leftist f and god, i dumped them beforethy
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and god, i dumped them beforethy >> so rather than look hot,to they try to approximate the opposite as apoliticalpproxn statement. and it's one you wouldn't want to sit next to on a buit'ss. o t meanwhile, the study also found that left leaning men had more neutral faces, conse conservative men, meaning they didn't look as happy. >> aning but i guess it's hard aft to look happy after they remove yourer so seriously happy.r wie >> can you be if your wife f forces you to go to drag queenoe stor gy hour at the library? you're just a spineless sack, a low and lack the upper body strength to break free ru away. so left leaning men are better at hidinispinelesg their emotio. apparently they've got better poker faces, which makes a good con man. never lets them know how he really feelsa good. and you get a lot of practiceic lying if you're a man yo a liberal, e a man you got to lie all the time. >> oh, please. ye.s. dye your hair purple to commemorate juneteenth. i agree.
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>> sarah silverman. she's really funny. wow. this kale is delicious. >> so ifs you lie and lie, ityo makes that your face maintains an ominous paralysis. >> yeah. he kind of always looks like. >> he's facing somebody holding up a crucifix, but he's just been lying the whole time. sos mean forhe whole time. the future? if i is this good at telling the difference a.it betweena cr a liberal and a conservative based on a single photo, then what's next? obably knowing the left, they'll probably use this technology to keep conservatives unde uchna surveillance. most journalists are already eager to dig throughdyto the personal life of anyoneo who criticizes a democrat. iticizesthey enjoy canceling pey stand in their way of a progressive but wholly miserable society. so what's next? perhaps we just identify happy people and let skynet do the rest.
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what's a welcome? good. i guess she's.om a mom who still gets asked to the prom. fox news anchor julie banderas s . i had i move on. ana i had i move on. ana as a police officer. formerhund inspector and attorny paul mauro. she's cheerful only when she's giving you an earful. fox news contributor tim and his pack sleep seven my massive side gig in the end, heavyweight world heavyweight champion tyron his fan truly. >> it is quite obvious that you're far better looking than anyone on cnn or msnbc , but that's a low bar. they're all very homely people male, female and those
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in between. >> do you buy the science? i doou buy t, actually. >> if you look at conservatives across the border, i'm not i would say not bored, not just across the border and across the border. they liv n e here now. >> but no, if you look across the board and you look at conservatives overall, they are less angry. and if you're less angry, you're more attractive. and there are a lot of scowling coming from the left and a lotan of angry liberals.f and that does make them ugly. i do believe that itsc men mores attractive to you identify as what a conservative m don'tun know. i changed my mind a lot. right now i'm a i'm tify as, w a foresti chan pygmy. >> so what's your excuse? i don'gemind a. t know. excus >> i'm. i find that. yeah. being happy just makes you better looking and more you better now than whener now you started at fox. >> oh, really? which i think means you've become more conservative t since you started. >> or maybe i was just miserable back then, but i thin meansk you can find peopler would say that you actually have improved with age. have improved with age. >> yeah, i mean, he's accepting the whole pygmy thing.
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>>s accepte whi'm one of them. >> yes, that's true.at he normall'sy wouldn't say he ws a big me. and he just had this great moment where he just said it in passing s greasing no one. c we should all clap forla him. >> we should be proud. not easy, no t i applaud you. -- i am on as the smallest oft of anything. >> i have a therapist. but your orthopedic shoes probably help with that. thes therapiyourdie not orthope. >> these are prada. r the height impaired. yeah. sorry pig me. sorry for sitting here. thank me>> all right, paul, you've got a fairly good poker face. i do? yeairlods. >> this finding that, likeis fin liberadil men have better pokero faces, isn't it? because they have to, like, agre isne and lie all the time.h agre isne and lie all the time.h i agree with this study, becaus>> i youe i consider the t that i was essentially constructed by a whole slew of soy boys out in silicon valley. right. wholand it still wenthere conservatives, right. >> you know that there's got
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to be something to is tot and ie think the clue is embedded in in the terminology right. if you take progressive versus conservative conservatives, conservative conservatives, stuff. right. they're kind of saying to themselves, you know what, to themselves, you know what, america is imperfect, but and capitalismam democracy imperfect but it's better than anything else we've come upte with. is come upte let's hang on to it.we're progressive. the idea is we're going someplace elsegomeplac.. -la. >> we're going to shangri-la. there's a city on a hill. we're going to get there. you're never going to get therer . and so it's embedded right in the ideology that you're always going to be dissatisfied , liketo be dissatisfied taking a very long car ride a with apparently a bunclways h oy cranky, ugly women. and we'vh e all been throughof o those you know, i knowse your college years and, you know, it's not reallur colly a pleasant experience. >> no, it is and it isn't. no no, it is and it isn't. you believe there's there's nothing positive in life, then all you'rethve i to do is it's g to come out of your poresr and they'll never let that go,is because that's the business model. >> and can be out of jobs. >> exactly. the activist face belongslass
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the activist class cat and oue activist class cat and out on their. see that it wat s a ripe. how you doing there, cat? i'm okay. yeahing , that's good.g: that' that's good. yeah. yeah. i don't buy any of this. wh. >>on't buyy? all because you have to be happy for people who want to bag you. my life doesn't make any sense ecausemakeesn't make any sense . it's got a point. yeah. where are you saying a g you're miserable today? i mean, just like, i don't think i give off a sunshiny vibe i don. yeah. and also, it's funny to me because it's like now conservativey to ms, like biaser >>va yeah, we did weeks on like i is woke and now that it tells you're hot that it's all over yeah that's that's human nature. once you get a compliment,once you forget about everything else. maybe i also just. i don' y a ct. el you can tell if someone's hot based on a picture. there's so many times i thought someone is hot. think y >> then i hear them talk. i'm like, right.d then yes. yes, you are i right.
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thank you. r>> i thought so. yes. tyrus, do you agree with kat that this is bs? >> yes d, for different reasons i looked at a lot of those photos. mhm. and i just saw a lot o f unhappy dudes, you know, and that's not a democrat o r republican thing, that's a married guy thing. >> s ao i, i know the look, the empty, soulless look in the eyes empty because it's the 50tt they took the same pictureoor an over and over again. and so that's not your real smil e where's the real smile.smile. that's the smile you use with the mike.r real it's just it's never ending. and the guy always has the same look. ll hav and that's not a republican or a democrat thing. that's a i'm stuck, fellas. ter] check on me. and ifheck on you look at thos, pictures across the board is is this liberal dudes? because do w e e that mistake woman you know they'll they'll meet a woman and she'll be like i'm in astronomy ll b and reall
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ridiculous reparations, and stuff and you'll be like, yeah, me too. yeah. and he will follow, . and he will take that trail. he will go on that journey, and then he gets what heand ck thought he wanted. now he's stuck and there's someone there to take a picturre to send all your friends and they all say the same thing. you need help, bro. >> that would be the funniest tinder bio ever though. yeah, i'm into astrology and preparation. >> yeah. and a dude. >> sa dude. be like me too. cat. oh, okay. >> so if you're into astrology, you would only give reparations to, like, virgos. >> yeah, that's how you'd combine the two. but rationa guy would be like, i agree. yeah, absolutely. well play. i haven' t waited for my wholeplayed life, but it's hard for womeng likemy, honestly, i was goingueb to do this on the monologue, but we couldn't do it to show but we couldn't do it to show >> after pictures of people whoe go woke. like you see with. this they're young, beautiful girls. they deliberately destroy beauy look, for a couple of reasons. one, they are they're told by their peers on in college that
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beauty is objectification, that it's not reay isl. no, it's real. little kids findno, itttle k people attractive, you know, i they they they they develop crushes in first grade. that ain't socian l. t ain't socian >> that's just real. and so you have all these young people who believe that like bea that, that there's no truthd th in beauty and there is truth in beautere beautyy. >> i hate to tell you. and she's not ugly. suallypeople that talk them into doing it. yes. ugly people need . yeah. yes. join us. yeah. nothing looks good lik e shavinge of good lik down the middle of your head, sweetheart. yeah, that's the looheadk. but you never see the ones. tell them to do it. they have the same haircut. exactlo the samy all right, we got to move on. up next, kylie's red faced mov.clown gets dressed down. >> if you'll be in the new york area and would like free tickets, see gutfeld go to foxnews.com slash gutfeld and click on link to join our studio audience. >> i'm getting bachelor's degree online from the university of london on coursera there are so many
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nothing. >> call 800 6087298. that's 800 8607298. >> thank you. is mickey mouse about lose his house. it seems woke disney fairy tales equal low ticket sales of eight studio releases show a shocking loss of nearly $1 billion. >> that's almost a lawsuit. it's gotten so bad, cruella de vil is sellinuit.g dogs at chipotle. pocahontas to open a casino and peter pan had to cancel his gender surgery. sorry, peter. that's according to a number crunched by prominent youtuber valiant renegade, who argues that many of disney's recent bar so-called hits barely broke
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even or flat out tankeeld. that includes big budget marvel movies like black panther, two, ant-ma setn three, as well as animation bombs like strange world and light year and, my favorite snow white and the seven drag queens. ck panthe latest indiana jones,o produced by disney, could suffer a similar fate if the terrible reviews are anything to go by. it doesn't look good, i'm told . year old indiana jones spends the entire film looking for the men's roomre fil. for some of us, that is a trr some of us, that is a and what does thisea say about disney? once a cultural icon of american family values is to comemily val the siren song of m devolving into an out of touch divorced dad bereft of imagination. ed datfact is, we all like micky mouse. before he started scolding us about people's pronounsuse b but let these can make you learn to hate everything from disney to schoolteachert s to sports. >> but maybe we'reac mis remembering justhers t whol. their classic movies really were. i mean, check out this old
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cartoo out thisn. h ar >> this just in. the irish are moving into the neighborhood. holyo th. >> those patty wags are attacking a local group and catholics. . who's going to keep guns? we're going to have to shoots our way out of this one. hey, they're here here. y this is what happens when you give women the right givee. e women the right oh, yeah, that's a kennedy. >> love or hate the old disney. they had some good ideas. ha you with the women voting thing hasn't worked out too well. is >> what do you. what do you make of this? what's going on with? >> disney. do you think it's all about wokeism? can't be. no, not necessarily. oti that they send so much stufo to disney plus that it really got oversaturate thad and thinga have to be so special to spend as much money as w ae going to movies like most people cannot afford family
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movie ticketrdy s for a night so now they have like dine in movie theaters where they're trying to lure you in with nachos and , which works for me prettnachos as whicy mucy saturday night because i'm only buying one ticket because i leave my catm uying s at homee >> but if there's somethingbut,t else very creepy about disney and we have to bring this up, and that's the fact the momever dies and pretty much every movie. and disney has been unableand di reconcile that. and now there are all these theories that, like nemo es was dadhat, like nemo killed as well. and his dad, it's like the sixth sense, and he's just,h for the kid who wasn't there because they all got eaten by the shark. >> wel ball t eaten byl, did not coming at all. you know, it about disney.uc how pathetic iks at that you cat sell disney. that's like not being able to selat'sl ice or something.av >> like if you want to become have an easy job as ea salesmas . je where everybody loves ice cream. immediatelrrcream, buty, but tho to screw up disney. >> how can you make it so that nobody disney.
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>> you you attack yourself. and that's exactly what they've done t they. i mean, if you look at all the movies, look at movies like bambi or fox and the hounds,. "" i mean, they tackle life and death. they tackle. i mean tomean animals that are supposed to want to kill each other kl ee they tackle real life stuff or they tackle, tackle. they completelkly stuff like per peter pan. but even then, there are rea pan l world issues that people actually deal with. when you start makin with.g thatu star attack, that when you start making movies that that creately problems rather than than literally just highlighting the ones that exist. g th thawhat is left for peopleo identify with when we want to go watch a movi te outside of this world? goh 80-year-old tom cruise fly jet and kill a bunch of probably russiansd k. they never really say, yeah, you know, that's the kind of movie we want to see when we kin watch disney wholesome movies with our kids. we want to walk away knowing ha our kids learn something about life that we haven't quite been able to put into words. but thislething fet we cartoon e us figure out, you know, what cat disney should do movie about the naked bike
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riders . [laugh i could learn somethinteg from.m >> thank you. i don't really think you could learn from that. >> to be clear.actual >>ly but actually what i thinkb, disney should rebrand because they are struggling to make poey are struggling to make point. but they make a loint.t money fm their corndogs. oh yes. they can sell a corn dog for $10 at disneyland. >> anybody else tries to do thatd. , they'll be like, get out of my face. >> but disney. so the movie busines diss is but the corn dog business is flourishing. it is.n and who doesn't love a corn dog? i really do. i know. >> i realldoso to the naked bike i knew he was going to say that . >> watch them eating that. oh, yeah. tha t.all jimmy, i can boil it downw for you. >> for real. this is actually a semi-serious point. here we go.
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the wokeis that'sm is.al what's hurting them, though, for real? because disney's core customer is parents b , right? >> and they're lecturing parents about inclusion. well, they're charging are them $200 to get in, which is the most exclusionary thing you've ever heard in your life is the prices. so that's where it is. they're out of touche char, thef of the customer. pretty soon they're going to have a version of sleeping prg, bill cosby.n of sleeping >> okay. nobody wants that.ve rsi'm just saying that. i like blaming you. >> yeah. for bill cosby again, i got in trouble again. i'm not mixing his drink ie aga not. okay. what's going on here? if you. yeah, this is not bill cosbyl c not him. i might. some confusion gave me a gummyn. bear, but it's not quite that good. >> but that's where it is. >> so on some level, i likenk watching them tank because they're going to be forced into a course correction. >> yes. okay. that'sion. the way it always works.ody, t yeah. everybody always. they go too far. too far, toohe t, to far.ar, toohe t, to >> and then they go, yeah, they embraced. a lot of that happens whenar i'm driving and i keep going
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past the bathroom. yeah, well i i keep, you know what you should do? you should sit on a second phone book, so it's easier to see if you know how it's on.r yeah, i agree. what happensver. to me when i'mo far away from the bathroom? i come too far. >> gme too far. all right, i can't run. up next, could new rules mean ma sad goodbyesd ? (female >> pizza pie. >> attention. ersticks medicare has expanded dexcom coverage for people with diabetes. if you have diabetes. single mosbefot thing you can d. eliminates painful finger sticks, helps lower and your is covered by medicare. before using the dexcom g7ph, sn i was really frustrated. but you won't see a stuck up, dexcom g7 sensor glucose numbers to your phone or dexcom receiverdo painful finger sticki the arrow showons the direction your glucose heading up or down or steady. or steady. and because dexcom g
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so i'm told everything's homemade. it's partially homemade. partially. i mix it with cheez. are you joking with me right now? having gordon ramsay here? i'm terrified. turn around and do. i'm the one with a knife. they're just blaming each other . what is that smell? oh, my. y'all. this place is a death trap. shut it down. kitchen nightmares returns. monday, september 25th, on fox . new york wants to ruin your slice. >> but one man says no dice. new york city drafted new rules to restrict coal and wood fired pizza ovennew rus. >> the name of fighting climate change. no pi. >> well, here you go. ov well, here you go. pizza ovens caused several ice ages the eruption of mount vesuviuss caus and the cancelinf dr. quinn. >> medicine woman. the rule
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require pizzerias with such ovens installed prior to may 2016 to buy expensive emission control devices. what? it's about to reduce carbon pollutioucn by 75%. >> because in today's world, shoplifting may be fine, s but making pizza is over the line. this is despite the fact that have to burn a pizza stove forl 849 years straight to equal the emissions that john kerry's jet emitohs in just one year. yeah. so they're outlined gas stoves and now they want the pizza ovens. what are we supposed to cook on? on? solar panels. one guy, scott lobato, had enough and went to city hall yesterday to fight the crackdown. as you'll se went toe, was realy cheesed off. >> i city school s, the dumbest kids in the world, cash crops and run york city. i'm afraid of pizza. you hired a boston tea party? y well, this is the boston beat, h new york. >> this is the new york pizza party. >> yeah. don't laugh. , don'he did that without a scr.
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>> i think that's clever. >> then he actually threw pizza at city hall. it give us pizza. give us pizza. us. that can have a small business and. have pizza. new york city is nothingt have. >> pizza. he's got a point. >> yeah. >> geah. the people that make these rules have never run a business. >> they've never run a small business n a smsiness. to them. they're just. they don't think, oh, we're putting we're putting out or puttin oh,g four dozen business out because they can't afford t whatever that they are demanding. >> yeah. no, it's so bad.n so >> and i don't see how certain areas, certain things recover. o
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there's a stretch of a block where it's on the east sida e where my cats, that is the str entire side of the street on that bloc k. every business there is shut down, every storefront is empty. so i bad because obviously thos businesses failed. but also, how are they going the to get a new one to move in there? who's going to be the guy to be like, yewill be the ess i'd liki my livelihood on this deserted island over hereis. t it's all they can think of to do is, you know what? do, it even harder.hat? >> yeah, they do get it. they don't get it. johnny, it me off because pizza is great, right? yeah, yeah, yeah.use] that is bold of you to there. >> you know what? sometimes i got to take a stand? right now. w my buddy in chicago said new york pizza. anyway, i don't know what that means. i doi'm in on this. >> that jussie smollett? yeah, it was the two guyst that in maga country up there actually are hot.
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>> well, this guy's getting a 9:00 hour. try to think about thi s. to think about thi these idiots are sayingay you can't use woodin. have a fire. yes, you can get woou can'd to e a fire. >> what? >> why? there's a few things i can count on when the worlthere d gt completely stupid and shuts down one of those few things is you. you bathe upstream, right? and get your drinking wateeam,ar upstream from that, and you get your fire from wood. that's it. you beat upstreafrom tm, you ba. oh, i thought you said bait. bait? why upstreamthat's? >> why do you bathe upstream? because you use the bathroom downstream. oh well, the world goes under. >> i've been sick all month, etc. i've drinking out of a toilet. well, silly, awkward.. >> i would say bad your shirt, but i can't get everythingobvi done. but, you know, you obviously as a cab driver, which you weroe probably get it, bring it back.y >> you lived off the little slices pizza.s a di
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so this is a direct attackre on people like you. and i use the word people.t toe word i want to ah, i want to defend john kerry, though. okay? though. he he can't fly commercial because he gets mob because they think it's th ce horse froe mister ed. then everybody wants to take hoe a selfie. no, you want to with the scam. this is though for real. but it'll do in terms ofeal, it the environment. okay understand the biggesnothi source of pollution in new york city is traffic right. >> and the green energci y people causing more of it by eliminating car lanes for bike lanes and pedestriaeliminns . >> and now, yes, restaurant seating in thetingthe righ righ, sixth avenue, where you're going to be honest, not the safest. okay. mabut they're actually making it worse and it's already destroying corn. i wat worse ans watching a vide pizza guy shows up with a pizza. they just arrest him. is that callowup t turns into? a different kind of court? po i don't know when i thought it was going to be short for. hai don't even know what hemean means. kennedy again, punishings. t people who are just trying to make a living. that's what new york is, just make ae the rich to punish i'm s the poor.
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>> i'm so glad you brought that up, because rich liberals have wood burning pizza ovensod in their back yard burni. hat'sn >> they do.he that is that is one of the things. so if you're going to show your friends your strawberries, your your perks that you have and in your gorgeous gatedy, yoh community, of course, you have like solar panels and a tesla and four bentleys, but you also have a wood burning pizza oven ,olutel right. and you know, jimmy's absolutely right. it nhe causenght. . in fact, if you take away awa all of the wood burning ovens, which there aren't that manyof urning then you're going to have to cook the food the people love using electricity p. yeah. and in new york, guess where they get electricity from? natura l gas and coal fired plants. what does that do to the earth? it it? no, but every tree. kennedy with its tapioca bottom. yeah. okay. happy? i love tapioca, but every year it's gonna. and a great add on right there
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oh, it's sif ito. ch >> i hear you didn't watch it. no. liar. as you would have said, it's so cute. welcome back to greg's animal friends or gas weo . s or gas feel free to use that.feel it'll save time. they, what's on gaff tonight?ti well, it's where each guest'ghsc shares a video of an amazing creature. >> you'll laugh, you'll cry. you might even get heartworms from cat. >> why don't you go first, cat? what's your animal's story? >> great. nailed it.st kat.i'm my story is a video ofsn a man. >> i'm walking down the streetgh with a alligator on hiss shoulder. wow. nosherw i really wish i could hn been there, because i have one question that i would asque >> him. and what would that question be? what are your plans for the day? yequestion >>yours, i think i can tell you. >> it's sad, cat. he only has one shoe on. i think. yeahe sh, i think he's about to make some gator boots. tor
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but i mean, it's all one shoe, mcgee. >> yeah, the plot thickens. yeah, he's going to make that. i'm getting some new boots. he'what? >> that's like a pinky's worth a boot. you need, like, three of thosee games to make good boots. you know what i have? i'm goinots.'m goingg to put a . ending on this. they're actually. they've been living together the acn e some time. .gether and he injured his foot and theo alligator or what is it, an a alligator, crocodile? i don't know. cat's looking like it's nott wo' going to be a happy ending. >> yeah, well, not for a h that poor little critter. all right, bret, this animal. me >> please tell me you didn't kill it. idn't no, it's safe. won't no, it's safe. of a woman rescuing her domag from a moose. moom a moose. by throwing a sandalos- , it. look at that.>> oh, wow. she cite gs the moosreg:e work. just like.wi like with the hammer of god. just, like, throwshammer sandalr
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dead square in the moose eye. wow. that's amazinge e . 's amazinge >> that's probably the only credible now woman, actually, through that. yeah wom actua. really? that's unusual for a woman in her own line of sandals. iswni mean, i mean, it just so s over the genetics of it. >> it's like the ove gr looking at me. i highly myself. we know what's going? on. >> i've been training our whole life for that girl. that was her moment. that was her momen thaast. and she did it with this sandal. i mean, apparently, you know, most probabl .y it was an affordable sandal, right? >> your mom neve r threw a shoot. >> you know, she did. she never met a baby. maybe tactually, that was the r man. throw in the sandal. oh, ha sandal.. they lost this animal. it's all coming together now. l comingand then afterwards, th together. together. yeah. oh, yeah. we just go>>g: yes.>>t that pas. sorry. yes, happy? mad about that. well, it's lovin.rry, cang timee animal world, and this is whenni
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my group tags the fish targes ty together, decide who they're i going to pair up with and lay eggs. and then wait f i wait for the pair up, and then i take them out and put them in the nice thing myd put them in the nice thing my fish is they get a little confused with my racist rules and we sees ee lot of blues discoloration. like, i'm trying to make the blues stay with the blue s, but the blues keep wandering off with blacks and make graysba . and apparently they're not getting the rules. and my systemic racist tag sy so and then just when i thought everything was safe, thaght blue right there hooked up with white girl, right in front of my house and it's the lightsr are on for swimming around in daylight. wog w. look, the other white guys trying to leave. yeah, it's just. >> gin to come back with his friends. that's mine. yeah, those are all my hybrids. multiculturay l and they don'tyt pay attention to the rules. >> is this a by the hour kind of tank?
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>> i know comedy changes. >> oh, yes.ha it's by the hourves. >> you have more time to kill baby sealso . g speaking of which,of i'm interested in your anima wh katie. okay, so, you know, when you're at the beach and the seagulls, just try to eat ea your french fries. eat well, they apparently eat other things. they. . >> including whole squirrels. >> oh, my gosh. gulped it down, likee in new powers would be murderous attacks. >> this is actuall kney greg afr every show, because he's starving. >> he just eats the squirrels. one bite. but look at that body. >> can't breathe. so he bottomed out. where did you find thi o greg: ? >> on an instagram account called nature is metal. but i just wanted to stick with the theme of really cute and then just. >> yes. y yeah. well, you know what? i think, you know, i have to sayouw ihink, like, when yoe talking about the, that reminds
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me of, like, the high school prom where you had where to wait and everybody pairs up. >> that would be very i would not want to be a fist wanth whio you're small. >> that for that reasou' sn, you know it's a fish. it's different. thanks for trying thatifferent . anks for trying thatifferent all right, we got to move on.as that was exciting. why diversitg.y needs to growt w on tbs to work ishow. these celebrities are about to find out how the cold will kill you in minutes. people want to underestimate me. i'm a lot stronger than think. very few of you will remain at the end of this course. i can't do it. i can. no. i want to get punished. missing. see on special forces world's toughest test season premiere monday, september 25th on fox. i don't know what i'm going to do, but i'm going to do something crazy.
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nothing. >> call 886 087298. that's hundred 6087298. the chaos queen is cominglean clean. earlier this week we tol.d about the wonderful story of kentucky woman ryan brocl stk we incredible array of mug shots from her multiple arrestf mus wt viral. take a look at those. i think you can see a tren d. s >> she seems like she's having a really good time getting cuffed. a dare i say it, she looks great. very, very happy. i meanetting, she's getting arrd than i am watching cat cry. let's talk about overcoming adversity. talking about overcoming cry. adversity. now, she used to go by the handle. the queen of chaoshandle the tho means there had to be 22 others before her r.i.p.. lp but she says with the help of family and friendsf ,d sh she's turned her life around and she's ready to share her stor y. >> joining us now, raina brock. there. y
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oh, my god. what? how you doing? how you doing? >> i'm doing great. how are you guys doing? are yo? you ju just easygoing and just smile with everything. or do you only smileything? you're doing a mug shot? or >> either. either or. usually just the mug shots.lly >> just to make them mad.t yeah. was that the strategy? wa ad.s that they would.hat you would smile because that would upset the person taking the shot ? first >> yeah. see, my first mug shot, i started to smileho. smiling. he was like, you need to start smiling. and i just kept smiling. and he took it anyways. t made now, what made you. i don't even know where to go. were you maybe. were you on some kind ofof substance at the time? >> i was addicted to xanax veryx >> i was addicted to xanax veryx >> so interesting. i don't know many people addicted to xanax m because it generally kind of like it's much of a downer.
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yeah, that's just doesn't make sense because you're smiling. i would think you' sd be on an upper. yeah, i know if you've everhe been to kentucky, but most of the population in kentucky is addicted to xanax. x. >> yeah. yeah. you are amazedter] seeing now af your fourth or fifth arrest. >> was there a point whenst was you realized t, hmm., so something's not going in the right direction? >> no.go i mean, you just kept going. yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah. you know, while i'd be in jail, i'd be like, okay, this is my tog to jail. okay, this is my i really need to clean up my act. and then i would get out, like, a week lateri wo and commiult ai crime. >> skeo you are my favorite recidivist, but okay, so whenavt you go to prison, i mean, were you ever scared? these jails? honestly, all of my jail visits were awesome. in the
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i was usually the youngest girl in the cell, so they treated me like a newbithee and they treated me likeat their kid. so everyone in there always eververyone in there always >> so. what got you to turn your life around? honestly, when i was really bad on drugs, i started to look in tr. s, i started to look i just didn't look like the same girl. so really, what got me sober is how i was looking. i was looking terrible. so that's really what started my sobriety, is i wanted to look like the giri wantl i t. mm-hmm. and how long havreg:e you been sober? >> since january 18, 2022.>> gre that's a long time. i stopped weed about five orx mo six months ago. i was just smoking after the 18th, but. foe 18th, but. probation. so you're the best, you know, smoke like it's hardt to. get arrested when you're on pot, right? because you don't break any laws e you do.
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but it's just interesting that xanax is what made you g o. n uns what made you g >> i bet that's an underreported story that kentucky filled with people peopl on xanax. >>e why did you choose to get all your did when you were collecting these mug shots? no, i really wasn't collecting them. e an >> i mean, i do have an album on my phone of all of them now, but everyone really sent in my mug shots and i don't even know really who did, but they sent them to mug shots.s >> and that's how i got my newfound fame. so i mug shot is that. i guess that's a combination of mug shots and hotties. are you now were you didha you did you feel happy that you were at mug shot? >> hey, hot mug shot. yeah. yeah>>, i was looking throughgi all of the girls and it did make me kind of happy. i waane s, you know, i feel blessed to be on here. >> i was honored. i s. was honored. >> i mean, you're. you are definitely one of a kind. you ar definitely one. k you
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i got to ask you about your handle, chaos queen. soab you kind of already knew you. were trouble. >> when did you decide to call yourself chaos queen? >> i honestly seen somebody on one of my mug shots and they was like, this is the queen of g chaos. >> she's a menace to society. and i just love that s to much. >> so credit to them.di all right. i got to go. >> gt what?w? are you working now? are you in school? what are you doing noware you o >> yes, we actually me and my m boyfriend, our own business,, it's called ragnar remodels. it's a general contracting business, but i'm a server bartender. been a server bartender. i was like, 16. i love it. honestly. yeah. what barestly.? t to mee they if they want to. if they want to meet you as that the bartender, you get a pictur bartee. >> >> honestly, i would disclose w that information. w i have so many stalkers right now from, you know, trying to say shoty things for e to do very smart. very smart. thank you ray on a prop that
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