ask your doctor about cabenuva today. economy, but for now, here is "the five." ♪ ♪ >> hello, everybody. i am jesse watters. and judge perrino and greg gutfeld. it is 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." >> president biden is the oldest president in u.s. history. why does white house staff treat him like a baby? >> no one treats the president of the united states, the commander-in-chief, like a baby. that's ridiculous. that's a ridiculous claim. >> trying to defend the big baby in the white house. concerns are growing over joe

biden's age after a new book revealed how the president constantly feels tired and can't hold an event before 10 a.m. americans agree that joe biden should beheaded for retirement. a whopping73% of voters say yes, president biden is too old to run. your concern is just a big joke to the big guy. >> you'll live to be 90! >> oh. i tell you what, someone said, you know, that biden, he's getting old. man, i tell you what. guess what? guess what? the only thing that comes with age is a little wisdom. i've been doing this longer than anybody, and guess what? i'm going to continue to do it with your help. >> and like a true baby he needs his rest. president biden called out for being on vacation all the time, and especially during natural

disasters like the one we saw in maui. little did you know he wasn't actually on break. i'll let joe explain that one. >> the reason i'm here today, it is just for one day. i am not on vacation. secret service tore my house up in a good way to make it secure so i have no place to go except here. i am only here for one day. >> are you homeless? >> no. i have one home. it is a beautiful home. but i am down here for the day because i can't go home. >> biden has other problems despite old and homeless. he is tied with form former -- former president trump in a match up and the media is panicking. >> it is kind of shocking in a way that despite all of the baggage donald trump has he is tied with joe biden right now. >> i have never seen anything like this with donald trump. what doesn't kill you make you stronger? i mean, being indict said making him stronger? raising $10 million using an ugly mug shot.

>> after four mug shots and four criminal indictments you would think president biden would have a significant advantage, but apparently not. >> i want to clarify to the audience that we are not calling joe biden a baby. he called himself a baby. >> we are repeating the things we heard. how fitting that this president is people less. is homeless. think about it. the hood ornament of the country where the homeless is our national bird. everybody's got em. can't do anything about it. be happy he is on vacation. imagine when he is not on vacation. i like how they were shocked that trump is still able to be tied with biden. no. they should be shocked that biden is able to be tied with trump. surely you can keep throwing january 6th out there, all in all, trump is still coaching. he is still a human being. he can use his brain. when -- what you have there is not workable. and that's not even the reason for concern. my feeling about this -- i have been away for a week so i have

been thinking about this a lot. i gained some weight and i don't feel comfortable in my pants, but biden is barely a figure head. what scares me when i was at home is nobody seems to care that nothing is getting done. so it is not about joe. it's about the party and politics itself that people aren't doing a thing, and they aren't even helping to do it. if you ask the democrats, what do you want? well, we want to have criminal justice reform. we want to have a safe, effective border where everybody can come and have a chance at the american dream. but then you ask them for the process and there is none because they don't have one, right? so the whole thing is a sham. i'm waiting for -- and i know it is summertime. it is not gonna happen for another year. you gotta wake up and see that we have some massive problems. the three obvious ones are education, immigration and crime. we have a president who is a

half wit. parties who are involved in dueling stkaouplt -- indictments and nobody is doing a thing about the problems you see every day. meanwhile, you have a democratic party that calls everybody racists, and they're gonna double down on the old white guy, right? if biden were a republican, the democrats in the media would say it is the party of old white men. what do you have here? a party of radical that's are propping up an old white man to get back into the white house. that's worse. >> i think your pants fit just fine. >> i feel sloppy and sweaty. >> you look great. >> thank you. >> dana, steph tphop -- steph tphop plus is blind to see the base wouldn't rally behind the president after these indictments, does he even cover politics? >> i think there are a lot of them and i don't know the other anchor's name, the blonde woman. she thought the indictment would do something, but i guess no. they were counting on that and that is not working.

bidenomics is not working as a theme. and you mentioned in that poll, greg, an eight-point margin more voters say trump has a vision for the future, and elections are about the future. people are saying they want change. last week the polls said 77% of americans think he is too old. this week it is 73%. i'm pretty sure that is not an out liar. this is just a consensus. if it weren't a visual medium, if it weren't the modern age, joe biden might be able to run if it was 1884 and nobody could see. >> when he was 12. >> the white house is trying to tell you that you are not seeing the things you are seeing, and it is nothing that the right is saying about joe biden. people are seeing it with their own eye is -- eyes. i would agree with you, but the numbers for biden on the economy are really bad. i stalked -- i talked to karl rove and he said he doesn't see how they can pivot. they are just telling you you feel wrong about the economy,

but young people, older people, everybody is feeling squeezed. nothing is getting done. we spoke to a lot of mayors and had one on from casper, wyoming. great guy. why is he coming on? guess what. they have a homeless problem in casper, wyoming. that winter is going to be very cold. and none of these people feel like they are getting the support they need including the last comment, blue state governors. where is the pressure coming on the white house now? it is not greg abbott. the governor of texas, they don't care about the border down there. if the blue state governor starts to say we demand something from the white house they may have to listen. >> do you think casper will become a ghost town? >> greg, have you been on too long. the president seems to be pivoting from the age issue and turning it into a wisdom play. i'm laughing because joe biden and wisdom don't belong in the same sentence together. is he going to be able to pull that off? >> we have to wait for election day. this country is so utterly

polar -- polarized and that's how you end up with 43/43, democrats against republicans and that's who gets the white house. that's how this goes. i have been consistent on this. i don't think you should laugh off the age concern. i know a lot of genuine joe biden supporters, people who have worked with him for decades, et cetera and very happy with the list of accomplishments. there are a lot of them -- like last week the biden administration now going to negotiate 10 drugs with medicaire pricing. that's something republicans have been promising to do. he is lowering the price of drugs for seniors. that's something you can run on. if people are consumed with this and you are saying it is no big deal, then they are going to get mad about it. does that mean they are voting for the other guy? i don't think so. 51% of the new cnn poll says the january 6 charges are flat out disqualifying.

not a conviction. just the charges in the first place. it is going to be very close and i think the democrats are stronger when we are worried and concerned and trying to put the coalition together. he has a softness with latino voters and that's consistent, running behind where hillary was and where obama was, white voters who didn't go to college, not supporting as strongly. i believe trump won them, but he god a higher proportion and you have a concern over what is going on with black men in this country. not because he is going to win the black vote and that's an absurd tee with trump. but if you lose 2%, that's the ballgame. democrats keep wetting your pants when we have an election. when obama was running romney was up and look at that, we are 14 months out. >> that's great. >> greg. go back to sraeu -- vacation. the bottom line is money. have you 2,000 less dollars in your pocket under joe biden than donald trump and no

publicity stunt is going to be able to change that. >> look, the most powerful discontent in every american's mind right now is money, inflation and where they are. and they can talk about bidenomics until the cows come home. the truth is inflation is still high. people don't have the ability now. i hear it is the worst housing market in decades right now to buy a house. in addition to all that, the thing that -- you know, jessica talks about a country that is so polarized and it is polarized. so you have to ask yourself how is it that 73% of americans can agree on one thing? one thing they can agree on and that is that joe biden is too old to run for re-election. there was a great article in the "wall street journal" today that talked about joe biden's iron grip on the party and they compare it to amerta which is what the mob does. somebody convinces a crime in

the mob everybody is behind them and has a closed mouth until they go, until they die. and the questions raised in this article are incredible. the stupendously incompetent pullout from afghanistan occurred early in biden's term. it would have destroyed any other presidency. they talk about all of the things that he's done improperly and that would have destroyed any president, but the democrats so hate donald trump, their hatred of him outweighs their love for this country, so they are willing to live with all of this stuff. and let me just say another thing. joe biden comes out and he has the unmitigated gal to say that donald trump didn't build anything. and so what i did was i went in and started looking at all the things that donald trump did and built before he became president and -- let me finish. whether it is in the beginning of his career or right until he ran for president, it is unparalleled what he did from

dubai, et cetera, scotland. and then when he was in the white house, you want to talk about what he built? he rebuilt the economy. you talk about 1 or 2% of african-americans, they got jobs more than they've ever had under any other president. >> that's not true. >> let me finish. and the democrats fought him every step of the way to build that wall. he the to go to the -- he had to go to the supreme court to get it build. if he could be credited with building and rebuilding and that's the military. >> the black unemployment rate and hispanic unemployment rate is the lowest it has ever been and that's under president joe biden and not trump. >> the only thing biden pweuplt was -- built was a tax shelter. democrat city violence. >> ♪ wasting away again in margaritaville ♪

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disturbing new footage of the crime crisis in democrat-lead cities, are there is a viewer warning here, it is tough to watch this. a man seen beating a 60-year-old woman in a new york city subway station for over two minutes. the cane actually broke. the suspect hitting her with her own cane 60 times. sources say the woman did not know the suspect and the attacker had at least 9 prior arrests, that's according to the nypd. ems transported the victim in stable condition. the subject fled the location to parts unknown. there are no arrests and the investigation remains ongoing. things aren't better in philadelphia. the city's police chief will be

resigning as critics point out how homicides rose under her tenure. homicides rose from 499 in 2020 to 516 in 2022. murders ranged between 246 and 391 p-r year. perhaps in her defense the prosecutors aren't actually doing the major so -- their job and not putting people away. there is a new mayor coming in and we'll talk about that in a moment. the crime on the subway is so hard to watch. i think it is important for us to see it so we can name it and try to say it is unacceptable. what will they do about it? >> well, i mean, look, it is the same thing. we should get used to this kind of thing. it is defining devien ncy down on the subway.

they pledged to have 1200 additional overtime hours on the subway. the problem is, as this woman is getting beat -pb, there is -- beaten there is no one there to stop it. at the end finally you can see somebody -- someone that works for the metro and the subway system come into the picture. but i understand they know who this guy is now. he has 9 priors, trespass, resisting arrest, assault, drugs, et cetera, et cetera. this is never gonna change. this is not gonna change until we change the bail laws. this whole concept of social justice, whatever the heck it means, which means nothing to all of the victims who have been penalized, it's creating a system where there is total anarchy and chaos and there is no accountability. now, this woman who was the police commissioner in philadelphia, do you know what she is now? they are moving her to be the deputy chief security officer

over airports, bridges, tunnels, transportation infrastructure for port authority. that is very important right now. she does a bad job, you can say maybe the prosecutors aren't prosecuting, that's a good point, but at the same time she should have been yelling like a crazy woman that they weren't. in the end, until we recognize that nothing's gonna change, until we change the laws then we are all going to be victims. >> and jessica, she is a black woman. there was a black woman police commissioner in new york city and there is one in seattle. all don't feel important enough to continue with their jobs so they are walking away from them. i was surprised there aren't more -- is there more outcry about that and especially from the left? >> i think it is awful. when i read what was going on to i thought that sounds like a promotion and it sounds like a

desk job versus a police commissioner out there having to face this on a day-to-day basis. i don't want to minimize it. i get she won't be sitting behind a desk, but it seems like a cushy job to go to after seeing a huge spike in murder rates. i think it is awful the woman beaten in the subway her daughter was interviewed about this and saying how did no one help? the odds are this this wasn't a sub -- subway station no one goes to. 40u -- how could nobody stop this? the daughter was hosting a party the woman was going to and she was like, where is my mom? where is my mom. it is a worst nightmare. it would be interesting if you could do a snapshot in time where you can re-do an election with these d.a.'s. you say now you have seen everything that has happened. it doesn't change your politics, we know that. democrats are democrats but bragg, crasner, gascon.

>> jesse watters what is on your mind? >> who is filming these assaults? is there a sick voyeurism that has taken hold of the country where they sell it to "the post" and then they run off with the cash? why isn't someone dropping their phone and stopping the beat down? we just watch these videos over and over again, show after show, and no one tells people to knock it off. maybe it is the penny effect. the marine that got indicted, what, second-degree homicide for trying to stop something like this from happening. black women are a sacred part of the democrat-voting coalition. yet, a black woman is for two minutes assaulted request -- assaulted with a cane in a subway and fox is the only network covering it. the white house isn't commenting. if this guy had a maga had on it, biden would be going off. something sick is happening

where they only cover political violence or racial violence which is about 1% of the violence. all of this stuff that we are seeing right now is because of academics. that's where the incarceration movement and defund bail reform. if the criminal justice system is racist, you tear down the criminal justice system and end racism. well, look what happened. has it ended racism? no. it has exploded criminality. so we are waiting around for everybody to discredit this garbage and the politicians to step up and stop it, but they're not. >> that is interesting that we are the only ones covering that. >> you know what it is? i was thinking if rome -- if rome had fox news during the decline, this is exactly how it would sound. what is the decline like? clearly the decline of rome people were watching it happen. maybe they thought it is the slowly boiling frog and you

don't know you're dead until you're dead. we have leaders watching these slow-rolling disasters unfold and we keep thinking there has to be a bottom here. there has to be a bottom. when are these people suddenly this is too much for me. this is disgusting. there is no bottom. you wonder why. you have, again, nobody doing anything because they believe the goal is the process, so they wanted to get more people out of prison and they just open the doors. so you end up with a guy with 9 priors. we don't want to put him in because part of the goal is reduced prison population. we don't have a process for that, so we will just let out these free-range maniacs because that's what they are. we are the public. we are the general public. we know people are leaving. there is nothing we can do. you can't say we need more social services or more affordable housing. we really need affordable housing because all of these people are homeless, dana, but did you see where they are squatting and how they treat the places they are squatting? it is not about affordable housing. they are unfit to take care of

anything. things get destroyed in their control. >> what should we do with them? >> in that case you put them away and you put them away for years. if they are mentally ill, institutional -- instititutionaliz. but nobody will do that. we are too terrified of dis-- discipline, of judgment and morality. so we are scared into a corner by a bunch of activists. it's disgusting. >> and lawyers. >> and jesse's hairpiece. >> stop. >> i mean, that one is pretty bad. i have to say. >> ahead, a look at a study on how masks don't work. what he had to say next. >> ♪ my heartbeats in tennessee ♪ but my sun sets in colorado ♪ ♪ colorado ♪

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follow this loser? dr. now -- dr. fou -- dr. fauci being talked about on a study of masks. making little to no difference in covid, fauci admits there is a lack of evidence they help, but wants to you wear one anyway. >> i would hope that if in fact we get to the point where the volume of cases is such and organizations like the cdc recommend -- the cdc doesn't mandate anything, recommends that people wear masks, i would hope they abide by the recommendation and take into account the risk to themselves and to their families. >> there is a perception out there by many, how many i don't know, that they don't work and the data concludes that they didn't work in the first go around. >> yeah. well that's not so. the weight of the studies and there have been many studies indicate the benefit of wearing masks.

>> and you can thank fauci's lock downs for this. they are pointing out the impact of keeping schools shut and going remote and how the lock downstates are now seeing a surge in students not going to school. all right, jessica, do you think the american people wul sit -- will sit back for another mask mandate? >> no. and i don't think there is any administration local that will implement it. there will certainly be recommendations about behavior that can help you. on the mask front the kn-95 and n-95 phafpbgs did help and that's why healthcare professionals wore them. if you have a pre-existing condition and a reason to do it, go for it. i don't think anyone is going backwards on that. i saw a lot of chatter online, this is what the democrats want. if we have another lock down we will -- they'll win the election. i think the opposite. if there is a return to 2020 with all of the information we have and people making choices about getting vaccinated which

by the way -- you still got covid, but it was easier to tolerate than if you didn't have it, people aren't going to stand for that. i don't think it is as simple as democrats win on covid. >> what is interesting, judge, and what i keep thinking about is what if a state decides to do something and then our company where we work makes a mask mandate? what do we do? that's what drives me crazy because i'm not gonna do it, you know what i mean? >> then let's not talk hypotheticals. i don't think it is appropriate. the question that that i have -- >> it is a good question. >> and she said it is a lot easier to tolerate covid if you have a vaccine. how do you prove a negative? how do you prove i was gonna die if i sreupbt -- didn't have the vaccine. that is a bunch of hogwash because they haven't proven it to me. all we know is herald who sits here has had both vaccines and had seven boosters and got covid three times.

but now they will say -- the only thing they will say they cannot prove is you might have died if not for the vaccine. you know what? i'm done with it and i'm done with the cdc recommending. when rachel was in there she had all of the meetings and colluded with wine garden and the school openings, but she didn't collude with the parents. i will tell you something else, i want to believe the democrats don't want it to happen, but i just think joe biden's staff wants more than anything to say he can't come out and talk to anybody. >> i dana -- dana, fauci is as reoccurring as covid. maybe there is a reason for that. >> we can't miss you if we keep seeing you. >> that is a country song. >> note that. >> who does tv on a labor day weekend? even brian took the weekend off. i don't understand.

what are you doing on television? and then you had dr. jill biden has covid again. you know what the white house is dreading? yes, i agree that he be in the basement, but that's not realistic. they are dreading a photograph of him in a mask this fall. they do not want to see it. he is headed to the g-20 on thursday. you can imagine that some of those leaders are thinking, his wife has covid. if he is coming here is he gonna wear -- do you think joe biden can survive wearing a mask on a g-20 staff with a photograph around the world? i don't think so. it is the only thing that can drive biden's numbers down more right now is mask mandates and school closures. this is a good possibility -- a chance possibly for ron desantis who can go out there with an eyes emoji like, i told you guys this would happen again. >> jesse, what if the first company to do the mask mandate you get the bud light treatment. >> you think so?

>> we're not doing it. we're out. and then we're screwed. >> i'm with you, shockingly. >> the greatest question one could ask. >> that would come from the city. you're right. the democrats don't want a return of covid. as much as they thought they performed well in the election because of covid, that is the last thing they want. i'm talking politics, obviously. if the republicans were smart they would cherry pick each city, each school district, each celebrity that's all masked up and asking foreman dates, and they would say this is because of biden and this is because of the democrats. that's how you capitalize that politically. fauci is like tony romo. he retires and shows up every sunday offering color commentary. do what everybody else does. retire, go fishing and shut the heck up, tony. his studio is probably better than hannity's. he is on constantly.

if i were an honest legacy media reporter, i would propose fauci be in a supermax prison. this guy booted the pandemic so royally that -- you know there are countries in africa that didn't have a single covid death? what he did to this country by shutting everything down, the economy, the schools, it destroyed a generation's education. it was the largest wealth transfer of all time. a million people died and joe biden became president? all of those things happened because of dr. fauci and that's how he should be looked at historically, not as a guy to invite on to tell us what to do. >> are you saying he is the most evil man alive? >> he's up there, greg. he's up there with you. >> thank you. coming up, bill maher unloads on the left's obsession with race and compares them to the kkk.

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♪ ♪ bill maher continuing to kpweuf his fellow democrats some hard truths as they slide further and further to the left. bill maher is comparing woke progressives to the ku klux klan given their constant fixation on race. >> they believe race is first and foremost the thing you should always see everywhere which i find interesting because that used to be the position of the ku klux klan. again, you can have that position, but don't say that's a liberal position. you're doing something very different. >> okay. jessica, maher says he is always trying to make the case that liberal is a different animal than woke which he feels takes things too far to the left fringe. do you agree with him? >> well, he's drawing the distinction -- yes, i do.

there is obviously a far left side of the party and the bulk of the party that falls into this establishment camp which is your run of the mill democrat. he is even going further back and talking about old-school blue dog democrats. what was going on in the 90s during the clinton era, and everyone has generally updated their social positions on things like gay marriage, becoming more pro-choice, et cetera. bill maher is -- and i really enjoy him. i watch the show all the time. he is very disconnected from wh*er the -- where the democratic party is. there are core issues that would make him never vote -- he says donald trump should not be uh hroeu -- allowed to run for office because of what happened on january 6th. it isn't -- it is not the own that a lot of people think it is when bill maher comes out and says something negative about liberals. he is not turning into a conservative scion. >> 56% of americans view the

term "woke" as positive. will that number go down over time as they go more and more to the left, or do the republicans have to adapt? >> well, i think that jessica didn't realize she self-owned her own party. you said that he -- you agree with the fact that this is a different element to the party that is woke, and then you say he doesn't identify with the bulk of the party. i don't think you can have that both ways. i think he is pointing out the obvious, but it needed to come from a liberal because no one listens to us, right? this guy was a progressive when aoc was in diapers. and he is correct. he is very correct because you have to credit democrats for being the civil rights movement. the idea of looking at everything through the priss -- prism of race is indeed racist no matter what direction you come from. if you use race as a filter you see people as groups and not individuals and that means you can only say that one group is better than another because

there is no such thing as equity or else there would be 50% white guys in the nba and 50% black guys playing hockey. that's not the case. and before anybody says pretending race isn't a factor in life is impossible, that was the goal. that was the whole goal. we built the system so we could reach that goal. it was called america. that was the melting pot. at some point we moved to a system where we didn't see skin color, but the woke's goal which is equity, making things equitable is also their system, right? and if it is your system that means somebody gets punished. if this group -- if you only look at them as a group and not as an individual and they do better than you, then you have to punish them. where if you look at individuals, you would never have to do that. that's why he's right. are you dealing with a racist component in your party and it is as bad as the racist component say in the right, maybe worse. jessica? >> do you want to respond to that, jesse?

>> you are right in a way electorally. the democratic party used to focus more on class and class divisions. and then they got wipe had out a few times. barak comes around and focuses much more on racial division, and so did the academics and so did the media people because you kraoe -- create an oppressor and then you create a victim. that helps them with their interest groups when they are running nationally. that's not really what connects this country. you get maybe a black middle class guy from georgia has a lot more in common with a white middle class guy in tennessee than some overly educated white democrat from the upper eastside of manhattan. that's what they don't want to talk about because if you unite this country through class, middle class people that all agree that you guys are crazy. let's just go back to what what works, the democrats are in deep trouble. >> dana, the san francisco chronicle talked about the oakland elementary school district saying segregation of

children from play dates excluding white kids is a familiar strategy used by the republicans. so what they have are black his his -- hispanic and non-white kids for play dates and white kids were excluded. they say this is what the republicans do. isn't that hypocritical? >> i don't have children so i don't know about the play dates, but when you read this you think, well, you just echo back to what greg was saying. didn't we build this whole system so that we wouldn't have to have that? and children don't see race. this is more about the parents. i read these things and i hear from some of the black parents in this case saying we want our children to feel safe, and i'm thinking, but why do the children feel unsafe? did something happen to them? if so, let's fix that. but i feel we are taking several steps backward. what is interesting about maher and joe roa -- rogan, i don't

know how we will make it through, we are in the middle of it. now you can see people with access to different mediums, so they may be on tik tok on social media or listening to a podcast. they might be watching here. you can find somebody who makes you go, oh, that's what i think. if you hear that you will listen to it over and over again. that's why i think joe rogin is popular and your show is popular and mine obviously. i do worry about the fact that the parents are the ones driving it because the children are not the ones seeing color. remember, obama said that. the most beautiful thing is my children don't see that. if we teach them that, then in 20 years what are we going to be facing? >> can i say something super quick about obama? >> they are telling me we gotta go. >> i did hear that too. he didn't inject race into it. he injected a black phafrpb into it -- man and race came

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