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burgers. >> all right, settle down. so here's some news that will make. >> you spent your oat milk latte all over and orphans facec . >> did you know that muscular, strong and strappingulng men are perceived as more conservative than wimpy, scrawnmorey skinnyiy dudes? >> yup. oh scraw, you. huh? show's over. got to go. er true. true. it seems that this appears appears to be more manly than t this. it one. >> no wonder he's out of work. i and it's even before i openw am this beautiful mouth. well, now american researchers are confirming what we suspected. that muscular physiques go hand in hand with conservatism. >> and if you're puny, well, you're likely also a progressivt e hair. terrible language, but it makes sense.
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>> check out how left wing these dudes are, right? huh? no, that's probably a mistakena photo. >> us study participants were asked to assess the orientation of men who varied in strength and muscle while alsoe considering various facets of what constitutes conservatism. m and strong men appeared more conservative than weaker ones. meanwhil and stroe, buff, broadn weak shouldered men are only seen as liberal. e on they're only as liberal when they're changing in a women's locker roon m. not only that, the perception that musclesom conservative was observed regardless of whether the beliefs were related to societal issues or economics. and it makes sense when you considerr what it takes to get those muscles. discipline, hard work, delayed gratification, extra protein. all values that would make a gender studies major report
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a hate crime. but, you know, doesn't it make sense? conservatism based get on incentives. do this. get that tha. t do liberalism is the opposite. don't do anything. it'it's okay, we got you.d beha so the left rewards bad knowvior and the right rewards good behavior, which is otherwise known as effort. >> this is why everyone in antifa looks like a pilot . f so let's kick him there. there idea of fitness is having a piercing that's only mildly infected fit hepatitis. >> the study also found thate people believe strong men value their personale st libertieswear more than weaker dudes should. but what does this mean fo r, the rest of us?us >> like, say, conservative liberty minded dudes?, who aren't as muscular as they would like to be. you knowular as , about as conse as they get. >> but thes only lifting he dos
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is a hairbrush. 500 reps each arm three timest s a day. yet he's got the upper body strength of kat timpf. h of >> all. what about fan favorite comedian joe macchio over here? look at that, what a bundle of animal flesh crawl all over him. >> but do people unfairly think he's a liberal weakling because he has the fachas the e of yourt that never got married and had 14 cats? oh, come on, joe it's sad. every time he goes for a walk in nyc ends up upside down with his legs sticking out of the top of a trash can. e people don't think he looks like a liberal. they just think he looks like a . oh wow. thanks for coming on.r yeah. en >> you should have seen
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the ones i cut really bad. >> but of course, there's tyrus. >> he could kick. he could kick the back in crowd. s. he could kick the out ofan the gop elephant himself. is there any question how he q and his 38 inch neck votes? >> oh. nope. >> oh, thanks, mom. yeah. >> then there's kat threw her arms are mistaken for a wishbones. >> but she says wiry a, a short haired terrier tangled up in a ball of yarn tangl. f the point is, there are exceptions. just look at chris cuomo. if you can f. >> now, he's not conservative by any, but check him out. he built those muscles and he built them through resistancesi mostly from women. >> tried to resist his advances
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. >> i'm kidding. >> i'm not so. >> even though participants in the study all equated muscular physiques, strong conservative values, it's not always the case. right. rongbut least in the eyes of ma, it is. >> so it's like my uncle always told m e you can judge a book by its cover. >> well, unless it's writtencove by brian kilmeade, nerd. >> no, i don't either. this woman. . that's my mom. i know. sorry. but, look,. i but look, i knowt that generalizations like this ,and it'zations s been my mottot one must favor individuals over groups. but myfavor individu of the trua they're either apolitical or they are right-winorg. ftist. they're never outspoken leftists. so why can't people apply the principles 't peopl fitness to otheres aspects of life if they know that it works tos? muscles get better depending on what you put into them. but that it makes sense wouldoud
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go for work. >> education, security, safety, the border economics. >> so if you love gym, you might try that mentalityt mentality elsewhertre becauset f it's not shocking that a lot of people equate looking strong with behaving strong as well. >> so the next stron time you nh someone with strong values and a strong jaw, you know, picketedon host who has broad shoulders and chiseled physiques that you need. d >> let's welcome here tonight. yes. his act is cleared more rooms than president biden's call. comedian joe machi, he's killed more fish. british petroleum. jeff chip, i almost said cheap chef and restaurant owner andrew gruelrestau.
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he's like a rubik's. difficult to figure out and adored by nerds. "new york times" best selling and fox news contributor gets it. o. and he once cartwheeled to australia. "new york times" best selling author, comedian and former nwa world champion tyrus. >> joe, it's amazing. i know, i know. i make fun of you. you do have washboard abyos. we just can't see them. you're modest about your fitnese s, aren't you? you covered up with, you know, body stuff. >> whyare yo? >> greg, >> why are you looking at me ins like that? greg, those insult as are more off the mark for the megan rapinoe penalty kick. you son of a gun. y shir i would take my shirt off and flex right now if i'd waxed masculine back here. hai i'll telr.l this.
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i'm so conservative that i use that to win bodybuilding contests. instead of flexing, i'm just like, hey, if you get caught doing graffiti, we cut your arms off and then donate those to the armless. >> but i'll say this you makeatb a good point that the attributes that makeuthat m someone who's really fit also they translate to lot ofareas of different areas of life. even stand up comedy, the government sta can't write jokes for you all, though. president biden does does a lot of help. >> yes, that's. >> yeah, not sure i'm a big fan of the super fit comedians, though. no, i mean, i don't need i don't need to be i need >> laugh a somebodt. >> somebody not feel insecure. i wish we were just judged jus on our our material.appen >> yeah.wi yeah. well, that never happened yoy that. i say that because he's a genius who are misunderstood in their time.
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>> they will love him when he's dead in about 2028. andrew, you are world famous chef. does this apply in the kitchen? like men who can't cookmore are more or more left? yeah. i mean, men who can't cook't are more left.we ask >> we ask this when we hire people. >> and. and finally, you know, you know what's funny is, is that when i actually heard this study, i went funny right to read it because i wanted to understand soe truth behind this. and i and and it's true. right? so i on reddit, this was up and somebody asked about it and the overwhelming response and this is fascinatupe is is that people who are conservative are vain and they only carearconserva ab don't think about equitable muscle distributio.n, amino acid distribution. so it's incumbent upon meincumb somebody who i feel is very, very open minded to actually give most ofe to my muscles awas yes. so that's why i used to look like tyrus was six, eight and
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like 290 a couple of years ago . post-pandemic. i've become open hearted. now, that's very sweet. si you did you had you have a three pack, now you have a six pack. you actually pac. i used to have a keg. yeah. you said okay. yeahto hav. marri >> kat okay. now you're married now. you've been married now for almost years. >> congratulations. yeah, that was quick. yeah. time flies. yten years in just under five. >> have you ever dated scrawnyea ,weak conservatives or jacked muscular liberals, or did itbero never enter the picture? >> no. they were all scrawny and weak a . >> oh, really? and none of them were conservative or conservative. yeah, they were so skinny.weak. >> yeah. that, like, we could sharethey w clothes or.share sure. ye >> yeah. yeah. when i met my husband, my wardrobe was cut in hal f. you k although, you know who is really, reallyno. t ri >> you didn't mention, like, the most of people are obviously like p, fitness
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influencers. no, you know, that's why i said thathey're g. apolit but they're generally apolitical. yeah. who live in west hollywood? you look at them. i went>> live in wes to a i was invited to ae an brunch in l.a. once and i went and i had falsely assumed there would be food there. silly of me in retrospect, musci alsoy of don't know how oe gets muscles. >> yeah, well, it's easy to live things. why are garbage men so buffedar evergarby day? they're lifted stuff up and they're putting it down. lift stuff up and putting it th. i that's how you build muscle. so become a garbage. >> cme a garbage or just pick things up. >> a lot ends up. you can do it. you can do it around d aroun. >> the house, you can lift up bottled water, you little workouts right? i this is from my experience working at prevention magazine. these were the tips thatld i would give. >> i'm embarrassed right now i'. g this i'm just glad you didn't blow up. i still got it. i alreadlow upy thought you.e >> by the way, brunch. redundant. i'm i'm it.
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>> don't you feel de tyra's having brunc'th? i don't know. it's hollywood. i feel every day. you ess it's, you know, and it's funny that a lot of because i. wrwork out and wrestlinge so there's a lot of and it'sof the always been kind of the same thing when the fitnesse thin thh be very quiet about who they are politically because they don't polit the backlash so there's a lot more jack the conservative m than you realize they do for not to get the the backlash this also happens a lot of brothers are like that too like it used to be like starthat skill. >> keep doing what you're doing. do you want to come on the show? yeah you know, but it's sho changing. it's changing now?w. . like the cross. well you know, tyra's keep it up, dog. am i cool? buyou talking about wrestling? so, but here's the thing. why is it a big deal? why are all the anti four guys look the way they look and they only attack small elderlyttac women, women, etc. because they it's individual
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achievement in the gym. you also risk failureif and audience is watching is you. so if you bust your t your in t and then you eat five pizzas on the weekend, when you show up on monday, there's noas oexc. excuses. when you're looking at the mirror or you're training or you have to understanlook att was feeling now so many problems and i was identifying as a fis mirrosah, then you canr like what does have to do with the mirror in the scale sca you know, it's fact based. and so when you get to that point, when you work youo , when you get to a point where you're on a consistent routine, you keep track of everything, how much you spende yo track o , how much you spend on diet, how much you spend on this, that whatever. and you have to look whered on your money goes and that causes you to look when you get your first checks. whe yo nobody's business, you're then going to look to be like, well, how can i cut? oh, i got to against these things. so it's a mindset. it's the groupo vote becauseause everybody can be lazy and miserable in the group azbecause don't have to account to anybody because they just expand the group. we see it a lo pt with what are most of the pronoun stuff. they're making new groups for themselves so they don't have to explainthemselv don't not sug with the group. whereas a guy in the gymh the i
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in the gym who's working, they'll see the results and the trutn h is in if they factually put in the work. >> that's the difference between the two groupsthey factt to piggyback on that, when i'm at the gym and i i'm often at the gym that i've noticed that a lot of the people that are into fitness also run their own businesseso run. >> yep. you know, it's usually something out of a trunk,arts but -- but no, i mean, there'she no but it starts somewhere. >> it's a free markere. t. t >> it's a free if you want to shoot your veins. anyway, what i'm saying is they are they were capitalistseffort and they're capitalizing on effort. i think we. killed this segment. >> all right. rowdy crowd tonight. oh, next, what songs will theyty be cranking if they give biden a, if you'll be in the new york area and like tickets to see gutfeld go to foxnews.com slash gutfeld and click on the link to join our studio audience. nothing could shake me.
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that big dad thing with thecone big cone. >> well, the results. are in and they're about as inspiring as the us women's soccer teau.s yeah, not inspiring at all. tha. in case you missed that. first up, nikki hale y jamming out to joan jett. >> i love rock and roll. ngmm-hmm. >> she also loves war. and i'm not talking about the band. vivek ramaswaming about the bays with eminem's lose yourself. finally making, rap no longer cool as said, whatever asa hutchinson loves, leave on helms ophelia. so yeah, even his music is polling at 1%. and will herd's top track?rd >> never heard of him. toprack by everybody. that should be his campaign slogan.
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ever heard of me? never heard of him. never got his perfect. >> chris christie's top tracks. of course. bruce springsteen. thunder road. well, i guess that beats rocky road or thunder thighs. >> but he's a friend. a he's a friend of fri the show. w he loves our buffet. >> well, we knew it's unlikelyul chris would identify with born to rund iden t. but come on, christie, i think you know, you may not remember this, but thunder road isn't as goobuthunded as you once tho. >>,, come take my hand. we're riding tonight to kiss the promised land. ♪oh ,,, ! the thunder road. oh, under road. oh, thunder road. >> wow. now almost as bad as the white
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stripes cat did we? okay. do you think this is real? evert >> there was this, like, focus group. like, everything is obvious. yeah. okay, so this isn't all of this is kind of embarrassing. and not because it's real, but becausbecause e they had pet down and say, these are the songs that you should pick. and then people will like you, and these are the ones they chose. and my favorite thing about asa hutchinson's list is that it i only had eight songs, and it said he coulonly hadd only provs eight songs. yeah. and that's funny on its own. what's. that' even funnier is that one of them was get the party started by pink. >> so clearly the focus group was like, no, no, no, no, no. we're going to get everybody to think you're the fun gu get >> oh, this looks good. what's this? oh, god.pi the pinknk. >> the pink. they're good.
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thg. re amazin >> the actual top song lists are way too. it's too revealing. yeah. yeah. you look like what i'm lning ton s yo repeat. that tells you everything you need to know about me. you know, every politicianu e at's in the closet by th music they listen to. i could never be a politician. 's imy favorite band. >> i love listening to napalm death and julie andrews. well , no, but that would make nap you very popular for being like everybody else. yes. you know, like vivek. e. how much how much more does eminem have to do to let you know you can't play his music anymore vivedoese, br? like he's literally said, do pla not play. more importantly, sing my music anymore. so maybe he'll stop. but that's the problem. i mean, this is literallys lite everyonera and i think kat himself, having eight songs makes him realer to me tha havim rest. because let's be honest, when someone says, what's your favoritebe top songs, you'7 get to like seven or eight, and then you're just saying stuff. yeahr like, you know, liken you have your five on rotation, you know? thenro and the have one that yoo
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about when you hear like, oh, that's my jam, but you don't remember stuff. so the fact whoever hit 20 fake,wh they they were like, oh, pick this one. make sure we pick one from eacoh group to to let americans know. when i play my music, i'm thinking of them . it would be so refreshing if the president was like, i'm trying to get elected. i got time fora . e ti >> this. f yeah. what if what's on my ipad right now? that'sor . now? it's whatever's clever, you know, i would if if i'm running, i would pick. >> afternoon delight by starland vocal band. >> do you remember the song chevy van?e thank you. yeah. 90-year-old man over there. >> and then something, weird by. >> i don't know. you're right. yeah weird, you're right. yeah. andrew, do you have do would you be able to do this list or would you actually think about it before you do the list? so that you could you want a perception it's like, oh, thes e e songe, the songs i like, but i'm going to change it because i want them to think i'm cool, which is what they did. yeah, i would never be honest.
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yeah, same same thing. cats thakat t is because i listn to the indigo girls. >> no, you don't. lisi'm. that explains the beard. yeah, and exactly, exactly. o girls.and it's funny because n you made the joke about joe's, like, you knowbeard. , mean, i'n indigo girls fan, but did you ever go to the lilith fairoh ,get that love?e the lilith fair? i mean, you know, love it. absolutely love it >>. nickn my nickname in high school was was melissa etheridge. so. but i will say that. right. right. so i went on twitter and i kined like got one of these, you know, crazy hackers to go in to all of their ipods. right. how old am i? i and get their realpo list. ruth so the truth behind this is chris. chris christie is cheeseburger in paradise. yes. okay. you know, and then we've gotra ron desantisdisee go bridge ove troubled water. yeah, we got joe joe g aliv biden alive. >> yeah. you know, nick, nikki haley,me drop a bomb on me. yeah. and then obviously donald jus trump is jailhouse rock. >> so, you know, let's just let's the trutt,h is the truth.
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>> that's funny, joe. i've never hear her. i've never heard you listen to music aic at alt. in it's music. some kind of weird thing that you don't understandn't . ti >> no, greg, i listen to music s all the time. it's just i only listen to one song. what is it? it's a duet with nei to onl diad and barbra streisand. >> you don't bring me flowers anymore. a dubut it combines not wastingr money on flowers with breaking with barbra streisand. but my favorite part, this story, my favorite part about this story is this is a fluff piece meant to humaniz fe the candidates. >> and mike pence didn't participate. yeah, i get a chance. what? said something really likehe the sound of my wife's voice cre is all the music that they would have picked hanging aroundd by stranglers. it's too soon. he's a real big dmx guy.
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when it was japan week, everybody made chow mein low wee main. >> yeah. so it's like, come on, right. yeah. and the hosts were behind this as well. first of all, nobody should be hosting a food show excep sht i mean, let's just make thatd fo clear. soremo but that's first and for. but the hosts were really bad on this. they thought ba were funny. but, you know, some ofs we their jokes weren't great, but the host themselves, you know, they even said that the most exotic they got when it came to food was actually havinith food g lunch at pandai express. >> so i just don't think there was much, you know, diversit y int of thought that went into this.> i was so disappointed that they weren't serving panda i wal ,yeah, you're right. >> you're right. false advertising. alzarri joe, this is a cookingn. show in britain that's like having a show about teeth britai having an. they're not known for their food. but i'll tell you what, i understand all thed al outrage about this, too. white hosts are wearing sombreros, but they're doing it because they're trying to celebrate a culture. it's a bit of a cliche, but not trying to, like, disparage anybody or or take any wortryink
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from mariachi bands. the reason mariachi bands are jobless is becauseariach noy likes mariachi bands. wow. i didn't see an attack on the mariachi bands coming into this segmen mariat. laying hey, he was laying those tracks early on in the show. joe was going to go off on its merry bite. comeshowin my favorite, out of the way. >> now, my favorite was taliba n taliban weak. they just made exploding cakes. well, they just cut each other's off so no one could o cook. if somebody stole ingredientthe was this fake outrage? i want names in a picture and as video. yeah. like when you are, you've go tog to. it has to be a minute long. you have to carry this at leastr a minute becausey th same thing. always happens. a producer in the back saw pr, the woke one one push th to push their ideals. so you know what you did? you just canceler d just show.ae i mean, how many years has been running goodbye once you woke it it's done.
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it's broke because there's no woke audience. and then they'll be likes woke? what happened? what happened then? they'll no outrage then no. no feelings becaus oeelings bect ruined the show. if a white guy wears no mexicane called in just like if they had hats backwards and gold chains for southern food week, you know, i'm saying. and lo and behold, they were making watermillhern the and soo and fried chicken. i'm sure they'll be like is outraged. look at joe is furious. no mariachicken,i. o mari soac and no one would care but they would be one of them who was always is their secret identities that come outays thet it's always the most racist dude that's the liberal and it's always a person that' s has all the problems that the liberal who then tells on himself like, we got to stop this. you wearing those sombreros? everyone thinks this is taco bell. no one thought that it's always the liberal that brings out all the racism and i do. >> i have to say, yeah, they did go too far in the mexican themed show, cat. they made a burrito large enough to conceal three illegal immigrants.
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so, yeah, i've never seen this show. neither have i eve er. whole but yeah, i don't like, do the whole cooking thing. and i thought that's why then like to watch the cooking shows. but i realize i watch, like, a lot of murder shows and i don't do that whole thing either. but i feel like in general, if you are if two tires this point, if you are spitingther yourself, sitting there watching a cooking show and gettinng g, yeah, everyone in your life is right about you. >> yeah. you need to calm down. yeah. yeah. itd ody is sad that we now run. we're in a society where, like, five people can destroy a career or a job or anything. >> or maybe you're hungry. yeah. yeahe you', it's such a great p, cat. i can't believt. e i'm. >> i'm throwing my hat in the ground, and there't ons 1500 channels that push last y and move on with your night. >> they should have. how they should have a woke
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network. >> how they dofun woul called c. >> yes, i haven't seen the numbers yet, but are the numbers are shocking. >> all right. we've got to move on. husband is creatin about wg a de about whether you should wait for your spouse at the gate or board a plane and take off without them. if they don't make it in timey l anonymous traveler explained in a reddit post that his wifeef went to buy coffee at the veryou last minute, just as boarding was about to start. he wante aboutd to he wanted tot as long as he could, and called her several times, but no answer. so he boarded without her and o the plane left and she missed the flight and had to get on the nexnextt one. an and the next one crashed and she died. that's the last part is false. i was i was wish casting a,choie
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which means he made a great choice. >> yes, i do. but i mean, i'm sorry. who? okay'm. e this i think it was i think it was joe who made this point. l of >> can't remember. but like the gall of somebody going get coffee at the last minute, it's just me off. >> this is most sexist. this is a sexist story. we need 7000. this is coming up. because if it's a woman it' who says, well, tara's want to get coffee. so we got on the plane. yeah, nobody would havcoffee, hh it. >> i get to the airport t 2 hous early. yeah. if you don't get coffe gete witn that hour and 45 before boarding time. my family knows i'm the first one on. >> yeah. wait for the theoardin pre orde >> we know everyone's in a wheelchair with dirty shoes. don't fall for that wheelchair with dirty. all yeah. thank you. that's all. i'm checking. 'mi'm like dirty lazy. the oh, i'm so going to say that d next time. but yeah, i do it all the timei just look for it. you seen what? dirty shoes.
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give them a look. yeah, yeah.k. >> just make. t sure.m you check the shoes first before you go. but i'm on if you're notu're me hey, catch this. hey . there's another one coming. i'll get to the hotel. >>m get car service, but are you? >> i'm not missing. no, i don't miss plane. neither do i hate it. i'm just wondering. which one would do? which like cat with cat and cam, would you leaved if he wae if he did this or would or d would he leave if you did thisdt ? to tyra's point, actually, if i did this and left him that be would be okay. but if he did it to me, it evuld not be okad ity. but it's true. ever since i got married sin, jt on complete autopilot at the airport, i don't know where my gate is. i don't know where i'm going. like, i'm going to be like, i'. your boarding >> i'm like that.r i knowboar that's his job to bew worried about, but no, i get stressed. i need to get there early. as soon as i land for like a vacationi need, i'm like, we probably should just stay here so we don't miss our flight
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home. vi get i'm pretty bad about that. i, i used to get hotels next prt the airport also. why do you drink coffee before a flight? >>actled ty like. >> like why? so you don't want to be awake? you'll miss anything. i know i whyt does. >> you know, airplanes are for down hours. yes, and the coffee' befores. e is >> and you might get diarrhea. always. yep. yeahfreend we've seen that. oh, yeah. whole audience has never had diarrhea. yeah, i byrhea. the way, they showed the tape of the delta that. >> oh, my god. oh, it's a storm.i' >> and i'm not joking, joe. you are, let's say in polite terms, a womanizer. you're with a different woman every weekizer wit. g so is this some ad something? would that happen to you when to you fllyy with girls, when you take them to your resorts and stuff? gregyour i would. i divorce her if she wanted meew to wait at a regular starbucks. >> okay? e with >> if you're with me, you're going to be exhausted from a nightre going lovemakinge and i'm tired of going to starbucks and waiting a half hour every day. they're called caffein
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e pills. >> look into. i'm all right. that's weirdlove i'll make lovei to you like you're like i'm a day fitness instructor. and yes the background music is a mariachi band. right all right, chef greuel, where do you stand this issue?t four well, you know what is funny? so i've got four kids, right? when we travel. it's kind of an unspoken thing that it's pure all out anarchy. yeahit's there are no rules. my wife and i do this to each. other all the time. oh, i got to go to the bathroom really quickly. that's because i don't want to deal with pulling for kids down the jet bridggo to e, don whatever the hell that's called, you know, and then we get on the plane. >> so i would totally expectlli this from my wife, whether it's coffee or what have you. right. it wouldn't be coffee because we both havem my irritable bowel syndrome. >> but, you know, the the reality is, is tha t there when. you get on a plane, rules don't apply. look at what happens when a plane land s. people get up. i saw some guy cross bodycros block, a 91 year old the other day for the last savory snack mix. yeah, no it's great. people suspend all decency up because it's, like, because
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