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a pinch of metamucil to a bean burrito. >> just ask mayor eric adams,ho who said the tidal wave illegalr immigrants will destroy his town. or is bill de blasioan its finishing the job? by the way, what the is he up to, huh? i wish in here i was told that diversity was the country's biggest strength. was a? uarythe ide >> a sanctuary, the highest liberal goal. but the buse s and they tied liberal ideas to the reality of their outcomes. and when you know it, the libs are shocked. neve, the lir in life, never ine have i had a problem that i did not see an end to.sendin i don't an ending to this. dest issue will destroy new york city. destroy new york citnew yorky.

>> and he's the mayor who says that about their own. eir ow >> i mean, hello, i'm your mayor. well , hey, eric., al all i can say is welcome to this thing called realidad, which is spanish for reality. >> if you're looking for a few e more dems to join you there, i'm afraid you'll be as lonely as brian kilmeade on valentine's day. hi. >> yeah. because this is yet just fairy tale that we've heard from thems over and over. except this time, snow white doesn't have. s the >> it's always the same.ve t first launch a policy initiative that makes you feel good. hamakeu feelyou know, like forgf college loans, letting thugs off without bail. >> iout bat you feel virtuous yu and superior, like driving a prius with biden-harris

bumper sticker. then you bask the glow. knowing these ideas sparkle as long as they're never drd. mente meanwhile, the press regurgitate it like the goose that feeds cat her breakfast of worms. >> but then, when such ideash ia are implemented, watch as it pair bad faster than a fresh pair at joe biden's underwear. remember obamacaref jo? affordable health care for all. you can keep your doctor. doctnow your premiums are throuh the roof and your doctor says your sone can't keep his . now comes the border. yeah if you likee neighborhood, you can keep your neighborhood. >> yeah, right.ds sure. no person is illegal. sounds great on a t-shirt until an illegal from wherever is using that t-shirt to wip e his in front of your laundromat. same goes for bumper stickers. they almost always have a democratic message.

remember, arms are for hugging . nope. in reality, arms are for choking out a mentally, ill i maniac, threatening your life on the end train. that's reality. but that's where notions like those belong on t shirts and stickers. any policy initiative that fits on the fiton them has never beey considered. except for the one that saysu a honk if you're . at maher. that made my cruiser the most popular in town. n back saw a lot of action back there from times with someone else. >> so after the whitee thre house threw out the global welcome mat. democratic mayors are now shocked that millionic mayorsup. actually showed up. it's like offering your broke friend a crash on the coucs liko a week when he actually shows up and states he raid your fridge, lays the couch smoking weed and bites his friends over it, trashes the house and expecthes to pay for it all. i mean, i'm sure hammer's charming, but , there's

a limit. he didn't even set up a meth lab like he promised. >> but if you advertise that you're willing to give away a valuable, limited resource, a resource that doesn't really belongt to you, then what the do you expect? free room and board, free d health care, free school for your kids. wow. maybe we should all fly to mexico city and walk back in. >> huh? >> it would be worth the diarrhea all over my sombrero. i think that's racist. on fronts. nonef course, none of you ever got that, because no government ever could afford thataffo to t kind of cash. they need the stock picking skills of a pelosi . y mayo stucow as leftie mayors are stuck with the bill for this insanity, the only way to fix it is to lurch back to thbacke. right. meaning do what the republicans were telling you all along l yo.

grow up. this isn't high school. i was a liberabackl then because liberal ideas were amazing and beautiful. as long as you never you did them, for they aren't real unless they're attached to a working system. and there is no system, just justm thattruistic sca more pie in the sky than the drone delivery from brian stelter's. a liberal goals without conservative systems are like building a new nancy pelosi without gallon's bakers of space and liberal goals without conservative systems mean there are freebies minus results and that doesn't work. r adammayor adams sees this. we think look at bail reform.een gethe range homeless. that reminds me, i promised chris wallace so i'd let him borrow my tent. cities are now replicas of t the places these migrants are fleeinhese mg. kind total chaos and disorder. what kind of lunatic would wantf to visit of these towns?

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her mouth costs her five points on her driver's license. oh, so there's buck's true crime podcast, emily. com.come tanya. she has more fake hair than a build up there. "new york times" best selling author and fox news catch it hard and it takes a month to complete his annual physical. the new york times best selling author, comedian monthlete and a world champion. i ran. >> what's up, guy? hey, greg. how are you doing doing great. great. awesome. you look fantastic. thank you. whis only solution to put a republican in charge. and because that's not possiblei ,we're doomed.at som >> there's probably no greate immediate solution. some of these places and i am just blown away by the ratcheting up of the rhetoric w from mayor adams becausee we're

not that far removed from the trump years. and all these people were back when trump was president. >> oh, let's read thte - statue of liberty poem and write the poem the huddled masses and now is likeying it'r city. >> it's just a few years later . and that's quite a reality check, am n right? and i'm now seeing adam is getting attacked by the left forum being a mini trump fr just recognizing the problem, playing out in front his eyes. and he's trying to sort of blame republicans. they're not really saying the final thing out loud, which is they need to secure the border and then this will stop because they don't want to their base as their base actually doesn't believe it. i want to know what't belie s tf sanctuary. right. they're also happy with their sanctuary policies o. thi >> what exactly do you think that means, asid e from we're not republicans and we like immigrants, that it was virtue signalin we art g. now they are confronted with the actual consequences and they're like, whoa we did not sign up for this. >> yes. wonderful lesson.

i remember it was adam's was saying people are going to have to take people in, which actually would be the literale o definition of a sanctuary that if you believe in the sanctuary, emilytake peo. you s have some you should have one of these illegal immigrants off the street the and in your house, which i hear you've been doing granulation. >> i don'thear you there's roomm more than just me in my tiny studio apartment in thisy tiny. in this town. what's your exact locations th?i i agree with you, guy. and what struck me also of all, what was mayor adam saying when he said, we turn the cit yound i around in 20 months? like, i'm sorry, 20 months ago, i was still carryingn mon peppr spray and a taser in my purse, just like i am today. i was still steppinga pepper ovn people, doing everything in the streets from vomiting vomi. uything >> we're not bringing up. steve doocy again. so the point is we've seen nothing other than a devolutionw into utter chaos and the factel that you're saying we're all like welcome to the party. e but the problem is because it's not rooted in common sense or the ability to look oook in the mirror.

>> he's still blaming everyone hi. a ut himself and he blamed a mad man in texas, he said, for busting up the migrants. meanwhile, the york times has finally admitted that. well, the reason that the 11 million undocumented immigrants in this country and all 50 states have been bused and been flown to where they are is actually from their own funds or aid groups or the like it's not on the governor's dime. dime, sort ofthe think virtue signaling to the left. >> but i think he's still at least seen the destruction that's occurring. it's like russia sort of set in in two years and two weeks.g and in a short amount of time, the can utterly destroy a city that took decades to get to its height. and chris chris hayes tour why chriyes' all know we why it's happening. >> what are you talking about? because we haven't enforced anee yakes laws. it takes one sentence, one point to answe sen rs his questions, but i guess they won't see it for their city. so hard to buildo bu, to destroi kat, i am so tired of saying i told you so. but i'm going to say it all the time. but you know what i mean. itt it doesn't cut like we could

say i told you so. you've been saying this forever . is that the fact is you can't blame immigrants for coming hercan't ble immigre. you hand out free stuff. but then if you say that y you justou jus the other side and they get mad and they don't want to do anything, i off everyone, so i want anyone to have a bunch of free stuff. >> yeah, that's true. you're a stingy. >> well, i'm actually far too generous, but i'm like, i've got a lot a lot formeless the homeless and a lot for. the homeless. ! >> you dated. i did see, i literally i l did e home. yeah, i did just give you a place to live. i was like, you're asleep next t te to me. >> let's have a relationship. you know, like, i brought my show to chicagor]ago, , right?g to yes, yes. and i'm going to portland in a week and a half. and my >>how is not. >> yeah, i just. t i haven't been there. i'm going to go there. i don't want to, you know, let there be anyo let th limits on e i can go and put on a show andpe connect with people. ma i step into portland and immediately be, you know, injected with a heroin needl poe

and sprayed with diarrhea. >> or maybe i'll have to pay for i mean, look, i likef my to just go to all these different cities, get out of my bubblane and see who i can connect with and put a show on for. but you really can't be surprised, going back to your point, when you say, listen, this is a sanctuary for you and you will get all these free things if you come here and people show up. >> i mean, the bare minimum for a sanctuary is like you caup, tn hang. yeah. you know, so i don't think that that should be a surprise. i mean, it's just you're you're providing an incentives. you shouldn't be surprised. that's how human behavior works. yes. and i think this is a step tiess of sorts. >> i mean, it sounds whnspiratorial, but here. you know, it's an end. it's the end of private property. yeah. there's what they're sayiny are. >> you could steal stuff and not go to jail and you don't have to own anything and you can live in itd yo cold. >> you'll get that. yeah, well, i've been

to portland, in chicago, in l.a.. you can have a great time. yeah, you will.s funn you will. it's funny becausey r people ouh show up. yeah, they want to have a good time. and when you say, >> hey, how many people got robbed here? they can laugh about it. we're. i can't wait to se uh-huh.e ther show we have in front of. >> oh, don't arrest him. don't arrest him. you know, what are they going to do? and it's alwayt arrest hims kish when someone says tickets still available. >> yeays a kiss ofh yeah. cnn plus had plenty of showslent still available. so think about that. yeah. and it's your fault that they're doing all thesthat.o e. i'm pretty sure 90% will be like little pictures of hitler up and how he's ruining the world and they're going after him because they got to d becauseo the little shows. i can't wait to hear the jokes in that room. .i but eric, is the problem is s the only way you fix this is and this is all politicians it's career suicide. you have to dons must be done, which means you're going to everybody else offyou are . . but he won't do that.say he'll say it's bad, but he

won't say whositd e causing it e to be bad. he knows he'll say a mad man and not even give him his name because he doesn't have the to say it's coming from the administration. he doesn't have the guts to say, we've got to close the border now because he won't get reelectn anve hisd. and as long as it's still important for people in politicsn politi to get reelectd first, they're not going to fixa these problems because as long as it's not happening, then that's the beautiful thing about virtue signaling . everybody want a sanctuary cities until they showed up in their little islanduntil th s busted out as fast as they got in. sos they what does that tell yo? the virtuous thing sounds good when it's in his yard. >> my yard, but not your yard. it's the same. if they believed it, they should be to have more. b exactly. let's go first. right. e asking morbut not doing that.i >> i would gladly get fired if i solved the problem. if i'd closesolv the border, cls up our streets and admit i'm out. yeah, i di i am d my job.t yeah, but that's not important. like, he's got to get reelected, and that's the part that. the wrapping me. that's tv talk for.me >> we got to move on. anyway.

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>> i think you will do. i can be the winds of change. yeah. >> okay, i get it. the veep picked for diversity is headed back to universe. but does kamala have the clout to bring college kidr univers? kamala harris, a.k.a. princess cackle barry planet google face is embarking on a month college tour to mobilize young voters in eight battleground states. it's a great idea, though, nows that joe's locked down voters o over age 1 to 50ve. yeah, she hopes all those young minds are impressionable enough to fall for her b.s.g . hey, they believe dudes can breastfeed, so why not her be ks

president? is it it weird that biden keeps giving her all these tasks all t and you never hear from her about them againt ? i a >> it's like when i'm always asking guy to shave my back. and all i hear is crickets. apparently, he taught the crickets to hold tiny razors. e ti >> k greg. okay. little crickets with razors. >> of course. on paper, karma made sense, but everything goes south when she starts. i whenever she speaks in public, you can actually hear america's drop. the only thing that goes up is stock in . t go meanwhile, she thinks it's a good time to reminesd us. she's a heartbeat away from the presidency, you know, which is like your tandeism instructor reminding you he has explosive diarrheaving ins. >> there's never a good time to hear that. iarrhe >> roll ita..ere is let us also understand that every vice ntime president, evea

vice president, understand is that when they take the oath that they be very clear about t the responsibilityhe they may have to take over the job of being president. esident.i am no different. >> oh, yes , you are. caus you are a little different because all those words toget you string together don't make any sense. >>he look, all previous vp's weren't a heartbeat away from the presidency, and joe does have a heartbeat. it's just the pulse that wy frel can't find. but tyreese, you know, would make thanot even better. >> let us also understand every vice president. every vice unders president understands that when must take the oathtaey that they must be very clear about the responsibility they may have to take over the job of being president. they are no different.

>> emily. emily, i sai, d this on the fiv, but it bears repeating because sometimes some of the things i say are so amazing, right? like the bp. s >> but the job descriptionde is supposed to be america's insurance policy in caselicies the president croaks. >> but she's actually joe biden's insurance policy so he can stay in because cou can't bear to have her become president. stay i feel like the biggestr as would you rather of all time the ultimate would you rather is jan and marcia no biden or harris. that's the whole point. you would kill yoursel bidenr f >> either of them wereffice. in office? yes. both options are untenable. >> nbc news.able. they conducted a poll for vice president, favorable favorability ratings. >> it wa fletys the lowest favorability ratings in their entire history of vice

president polls with her in june. and yet democratic strategists are saying that if gavin newsom puts, his hat in the ring, who's also untenable. but that would be racist. they say it would be disrespectful. they say that it would be a slap in the facela to who has who has what. i'm waiting to hear what accomplishments h she's made. so now she's going to tour colleges like she did with the howard basketball team. inr collshe going to have the st success rate of getting the team back in orderea because last time i checked, they kicked her out of the locker room because what she said made no sens ofe. say nothing she does makes sense and nothing she does serves mas. and that's the saddest part, because the end of the day, she's easy to make fun of. but it'se's easyke all of us whr are losing. >> but on to her defense def. >> she was in the locker room.ha >> hdidn't have a , said, hey, you know. >> well, so we know. f sh would you see her if she was in college? it sounds like a great move. s >> it's a great move. yeah. a t to bethe safese

a weird leftist? >> yeah. colleg. s likee. it's like sending me to a gym and see if i can recruit guys who want to live. in o, we're going to hang out.yt no, i'm saying it's like central to a wrestling. >> he'll make friends there. yeah. so go to a placegoer're al. they're all going to vote for you anyways because you're going to say things like safe space ause you s, you knowo your student loan and then you can. everyone else is weird anywaysu. because most of the people that answer you back scream. yeah. >> oh, i hear you. so, you know it's a win for. i'm being i watched this whole interview and i sawr a little gangster. yeah. pop up when they saipo d if we o the long version because everything had this long version. yeahn.>> yea>> when th. when the first question was asked, she was like, yeah, i'm ready. i thinm y.k she's.they this was the worst pairing ever. they hated each other. joe puts her in horrible positions, but he's gettinriblge bad that if she can make i it through a ceremony. >> yeaceny, i amh, i'm good wite this point. >> if you could just finish

the ceremony, you know? a man, a vietnam vet, he's gettinga the most preciou, most prestigious award. and this just walked off. >> yeah, just off. kamala, i'm sure, would finished it. yeah. so in that aspecnishedt. >> yeah, why not? she would have said she would've said vietnam, i'm vietnam. >> we're all going to on on a school bus. >> vietnam. >> vietnam. vietnam is ve got a weakness. >> something she closet lee underrated. closey undewell, i just think r speak, it's very interesting because she speaks ververy iy. w and there's these long pauselyse hearf thinking about what to say. and then you hear what comes out of her mouth. what' od you >>ar you're like, that'sle impossible. you, you know, she you clearly weren't thinking about that

because it's got no connection to the other thing you just coh is very important in any sentence. and i honestly , i mean, when she's like, it's like eddie, like, no, he's obviously the oldestobviousl president. >> he's an old 80-year-old lady, not young 80. so just acknowledge that don't pretend like this is the same thing everybody goes through. know everyone's asking i specifically this question for a reason. >> please don't act like >> idon't know what thatplease a is exactly. you know, i'm assuming, guy, you must be really excited because next fall you'lle look be looking at collegesin and ho have your parents taught satyoat down warned you ahead of time b of what tyrus was talkingthe about, about the politics, the ideology. >> the group speakgreech? . r i'm actually a sophomore, soi am it's still it's a year off, but i'm excited, really excited. >> couple of issues here. sendina coupg her to college campuses. even when joe biden is making up a storys even about his life and then bewildered, wandering off stage, he is still less cringe than she is. yeah. and cringe doesn't usually play well.ay wel with the youths.

>> the other thing the other thing with her is and i say this absolutely sincerely, i hope she has as much success motivating young voters as she has had with everything else ham rodone, particularly borders are like, i'm rooting for that. i really ar m. tip and this is just a tip to the republicans. they want to spend less money in the campaign, but still be very effectivill be e.e. the question from the cbs anchor was, are you prepared to be commander in chief? the answer was yes, i am, if necessary. that's a five second ad, not 's cheap even a 32nd ad that's cheapk. and that will work. >> yeah, you're absolutely right. >> you know, you're pretty smart for a sophomore. >> you in the dorms, you know, you can join a sorority now. you so although you have altho to grow a real beard, i prefer fratl ha rose. >> up next, chatting with mobynt

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s in your opinion? >> all right. now that we've all moved on from that and i don't think whales thin probably are that interesting. >> yeah. you know what i mean? like they are. i think the idea that we have of whales built up in oup inr m is a lot better than the reality of whales. like many thingsrealit. yes, but tie race. yeah. youwhat if you found out that whales were really goodthey k with investment advice like they have that they know nothing? okayno . ng t >> you know what? i got two people in the five. i knew you weren't going to take this. is th seriously. so here's. here's the reae l. th thi first of all, you don't.ng you could already communicate with things, but things don't want d to with us what they woud tell us if they had to speak us is probably to get out ofll i my water bike right. all my kids got messed ups, in answering your stupid propellers. you can't figure out a way you . on top of the air, musk is going to the moon, but youyoa can't. >> a boan't to fly above the water. get it together, people. boat t'

well, that's true.tr whales are so sentient, they share their emotionse anot with each other. >> mm-hmm. one, one sixth. they all feel that when one's losthe ilost. they don't have the vision issues. they stay togetherhave division they weren't even to the point where if the elders get sick, they'llders l go go together. ui >> like that's how unified they are. they they would just laugh at . you guys fight each other because you look different colorse yo. they would just laugh. it would be embarrassing. we won't hear what they want to say. they they grow up. call us in a million years when you evolve a little bit and then have lunch. >> until then, stay out of my water. you know? a guy they. wow. beautiful. [aah, stay o of my. now, obviously they're talking about whales, but that's for other animalpps. >> you are. you are quite good at talking to bears. i hear to. sorry happen. nope. >> it's a joke. so my take on the story, i'll tell you after the show is mr.

forget. >> it was like you talk to bears. >> i don't get anything. what happened to that? it's a slang term fo r largea man. >> they call them bears down in the village. >> and that was funny. that's a funny villagt'. . no, i get it. sorry. he didn't know. you know, somy my answerr to te question was going to be ragstig that with all due respect to shamu, i feel like we shouldl try to master interpersonal communication first before we try to talk to animals because humans play too many gameso whn it comes to interaction. for example, a certain someone slid into my dms. the other day and asked fore wa my phone number to text me and then never did. i was supposs big and i am still waiting for that. that wasmessag i weeping becausn the because the person i need to talk to is on vacation. >> i see. that's why. well, i was just like waiting was so excited.to t he needed my phone number. the king of late nights going to text me and then it never cameext . >> yeah, because you know what? i realized that, yeah, i kind of ran out of time.ju >>th yeaere.h, heavily.y

>> is it the case thatal basically all life is. is pattern? so if you can recognize patterns, you can understand all like, noises. >> that's how we solved codes i in war. ow >> in times of war.e yo emily i feel it. gary you attacck ourk our. e that that was something that i would write. it's jusywayt patterns anyway. >> i agree with youdly. wholeheartedly that the last thing i would ever want us to accomplish is communication with theseications animals thate to be left alone. they hate us. we've destroye td them. h >> and all that would do.t or maybe i should wish for it because it would take the what do you call that? the screen off the truth. and then w e would see thatelepha we've been destroying them like how elephants cry tears and all ye a sudden the person beatingnt him is like, oh, i'm sorry. >> i'm sorry. yes, exactly. you've been treating them terre orca that justdied died after 57 years in captivity. she should have been brought back to her loomin g nation.d sing >> she they had their own language. she was heard singing the song ofe song her pod from the salih

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terminally ill ex girl because he claims it was her dying wish . >> the boyfriend saye hes he ony slept with her because she was dying. and now, of course he regrets the whole thing. this is an amazing tyra's. this is so amazing. oh, it's not as amazing as think. really? yeah, i'm sure i'm not the only guy here who was. she was dying. hone i am they it was her dying wish. yeah. no, no woman's dying wishes to sleep. her ex. yeah. it's maybe to bring him back in the room and tell him everything dyi sleep she ever wr to tell him about himself. yeah, but it's not to give him t one for the road before she goes. oh, that's a guy thingat's a. that's a guy thing. that's it. a man would fake his deathd dea to try to get the one that got away for one more. and then miraculously, pecial her special place cured him. and he's ready p to come back into the world. this this dude is just this is a great, elaborate lilie.

proud of you for trying, bro. it only works on a 20-year-old.o 30-year-old is not falling for that. she's going to want a doctor's notea 30-y, a pulse, a bed, whae affliction was. can she get it ? and let's tell the truth. let's just be real. if they're on their deathbedheso ill, we're not. >> come on. come on. yeah, and it's not. it's not like wearing a luxuryri lingerie and everything's ready to go. >> comng e on, you. no, no, no. but the. >> i mean, the upside is. i mean, you could skip the . >> yeah, because she only has time for to play. yeah, she has to play. >> and you don't have to callip the next day if ther e is. but then the other side of it is if she dies while you you're doing it. that's a huge like i just killed it. you like. oh, well, that's my time. than, k you fox. k you, i will miss you.[laugh itte really is. you're going to have to goback t back to wrestling. i just retired guy. mak

>> i mean, this is kind of likeh taking make a wish and turning into like, turning it into a way to pick up chicks. yeah. i mean, this fight between the couple has to be an all timer, right? okay, honey, here's the deal. i did have with my friendi di,s but it was a make a wish mak intercourse e and she's dead.. yeah. your move? ye s. emily >> and. and emily, what if. what ie guf guy then says, oh, my god, she survived. it wouldn'rvivedt be selfish of the current girlfriend to be upset that she's not. it's like, oh, my god.he great news. amanda's's notd.. i thought you think she wasgh going to die? lives >> no, but she lived. she lived. isn't that great? no. she shouldno, she dead be dead,. >> plot twist. littl so it wasn't his ex. it was the little sister of core their group. >> and if i understand correctly, she was act, . s cur and it was before he had slepten

with his current girlfriend who now has the jealousy issues. and she says, but she's passed says she'se rest peace.se she by the way, i feel terrible even talking about this because she can't get ou r t her jealou and her processing. when i first read the headline, i was like, you know what?the maybe this is really generous and amazing, and this is the kind of thing that would be in a movikig thld bine and everyont peace. like, for example, in the big chill, when the guy has with that girl to have the baby with th e friend. >> but then as i read thened.>a comments as i read the comments, i realize how everybody didn't accept it. no realiz one accepted this. this is cheating no matter what. it's not okay. it doesn't matter if it's on your make a wish w list. >> right, right, right.e real the whales are really about this. i don't know, man. cat. abou, i want to know if you think the dude's a hero or a ? >> okay,r first of all, thisaz, is why women are crazy. >> okakay?y? like, the guy's like, i'm going to go spend some time with my dying friend, and she's like, oh that's sweet. meanwhile, he's getting it in.ei ngbut in his defense, what you could say to defend him is maybe he said that this

all started because he said that thinger to her, that everybody always says when they're going through something, which is there's th could do.hing >> right. and she was like mi can doe. >> yeah, let's make a wish.idn' >> they don't wantwa to be liars oh, she said, yes, actually. funny that you mention there is one thing you can do. >> exactly. you can you said she made the ft move to ratchet that hole so dice didn't have time to play games. >>e does she's make a list.s. >> you play board games and video games? yeah. and th >> i've done a few make of wishes and they never came up. i could do not call me up lefty garbage. they teach well hating free t speech if you'll be in the new york area and like tickets to see gutfeld go to foxnews.com slash gutfeld and click on the link to join our studio audience.

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professors, students and speakers have been targeted by authorities for their.peech. surprised? no. is it some of their cast of characters? isri lightfoot. yes. and your favorite guy in the whole world? stelter ye cs. h, t >> so, yeah, they got the same ratings as cnn. makes sense. yeah sam, he is, to be fair.r, stelter not about free speech.or >> he just uses his mouth for hoagies. >> it's never over. it's never over. a gu over,y. >> it's never do you ever go to harvard? you seem like you might have. i didn't attend, but i was a fellow. >> there you are. you are fellow at all. yeah, i was the fellow everywhere. >> so you're very fine fellow. thank you. what were you a fellow in? what was their institute of politics? >> oh, god, you're boring. >> gd >> thank you, emily. so. >>t nobody didn't used to go there to learn things instead of silence. >> thing tha yous. >> so i like when you look athi the rankings, there's this inverse relationship, the perceived prestige of the school and their ranking

on free speech. it's like the exact opposite, with the exception of like portland state thee with is sato levels. my alma mater, northwestern, is botto lm ten and bottom ten in football, so that's a real achievement. but harvard takes the cake. they are the only school. this is true in the rankingotbal that is deemed abysmal on free. speech, which a special featherd in the cap to the folks over at harvard who also they go to school in cambridge. >> but it is good to know that your college was a bottom so cat. >> i'm like, i knew that was what you were goinbottomg to sa >> i know you knew it. the moment he said that they were in the bottom. newhouse she knew she didn't. know bears, but she knows >> shersi have. or sorry for laughing. i'm sorry. i promis laughe. i'm texting you tonight. why? you cats, hawk, you look, you went straight from egttom to i'm texting you to fascinating. greg, please sen d the screenshots. >> oh, no. they're going straight to h.r.r

. >> what? that puts that h short forout of our own room? >> yes. anywhere. any thoughts? we're running out of time here. ohhere. oh,o.. , oh, okay.it i no, i mean, look, it isn'tsing c surprising because it's allt le rewarded. and all you have to do. if you don't learn how to think, thearn how hinkn yeah. >> because if you never have defend your arguments, then you don't even know why you believ don'that yoe what? >> believe you can just say, well, no, now i'm unsafe. yeah t goin you're not actually goinh to develop as a person if you want to challenge your beliefs. exactlalle youry and unsafe studentsrrible are terrible employees. if you can't the real world. but i guess that doesn't matter. they're ruining the real world now, yet they've created their own world that is now infringing on our world. right? there was another factor in there that i thought with an additional layer of a fresh, which was that it considered whether the faculty had your back, whether the faculty came in anand said this, this professor was speaking his or her mind, this was their truth and this was their studies. and the fact that in harvard, everyone just to watch in thees sidelines with popcorn, the kill, the beast, you know,

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