uh, yeah, can we get a system where when someone's bike is in the shop, then we could borrow someone else's? -no! -no! or you can get a quote with america's number-one motorcycle insurer and maybe save some money while you're at it. all in favor of that. [ horn honking ] there's a lot of buttons and knobs in here. do not miss it alive. have a great weekend everybody. ♪ >> judge jeanine: hello everyone, i'm judge jeanine pirro along with jessica tarlovi jesse watters, martha maccallum and greg gutfeld., it'san 5:00 in new york city, a this is "the five". ♪ eco extremists causing quite the racket with their latest stunt.e three climate protesters delaying the u.s. open for nearly an hour to protest those evil fossil fuels. >> end fossil fuels.

>> end fossil fuels! >> judge jeanine: one of the ecf maniacs even glued his bare feet to the f concrete floor.cret thor nypd and medical staff hadt to get involved and use acitones to get this loan unstuck from. coco gauff expressed her feelings. >> a hostage situation, like are you negotiating? >> would i prefer it not happen my match? a hundred percent, yeah.ppen i'm not going to sit here and lie. but, you know, it is what it is. >> judge jeanine: thise eco mob want to make life miserable for everyone and it's not just tennis. they cause annoying traffic jams, destroy priceless pieces of art and create unwanted headaches by dumping out gallon of milk at the supermarket. and if you're annoyed by all of this, you can thank hollywood elites who reportedly fund these

radical groups. okay.oups so let's go right to the open martha. i mean, there is this special designated area for these climate protesters and eco protesters so that they can actually protest. why do we even give them any -- spend any effort trying to make them. >> martha: they couldn't get into that area so they went right into the stands.nnot they said they couldn't afford to do it at a men's match b becausece they're too expensive. that's another problem that they have a problem with. what i go back to is the core of what they're doing.oing they're not persuading everyone with thesedy protests, right?thy they're just ticking people off wh o want to watch tennis they're not going to convert anyone in this.hi so if you really go back to what they're all about, they should a be protesting chinese and indian companies, the biggest polluters in p the world who refuse to ma any of the changes that are de already made in this country ana have been made in this country founr decades over these issues. so if we really want to get to the heart of what's going on

they might want to do that.ti i would also mention that today, the first pylon wind turbine was taken out into the ocean to be planted off the atlantic. they're going to put 62 wind turbines that are nearly the size of the eiffel tower each 15 miles off the atlantic ocean. it would have been if somebody had blocked this little openingt you have to go on line and look, it's unbelievable how gorgeous it is. we have no idea the damage it's going to do in the wildlife and ocean. because nobody did the accurate studies to figure out the eco impocket the ocean.e so i would actually love to see. them put their time and effort into something that might have anto impact on animals, on the environment or oonn the global system which we're klieg rind to end them, the largest problem. >> jesse martha makes a great point. first of all they're not convincing anyone and disrupting

normal people trying to enjoy their lives. if they have problems with the big corporations, take it to the big corporations, why the tennis.>> t >> jesse: coco should have smashed balls at her, that's d what i wouldse have done, serve balls 12e 0 miles an hour to the clowns. they're not going to run they're stuck to the floor. they shoulshd tape the guy's moh shut and let him sit there until everybody goes home.figu they have to figure out different ways to deal with people who disturb scenes w because you have to have quiet when you're serving.when it's like gauff you have to be g quiet when you tea off. not a football game. so ynpd or whoever the security is needs a new game plan because a 20-minute delay at a u.s. open is way too much and these matches start late ssto people e already getting home too late. you can't afford that everybody needs their shut eye. you have to make an example out ofs people who throw paint. if you allow someone to throw t paint oro just sit there and t

don't run them over or don't treat them likr,e rocks.t they're going to continue to do that. and when they come in like with with a search and says disrupt anthd fossil fuels, you should have had your eyes on them from the very beginning. aim shocked they're so polite in the stands.t you have to do something to mak the quiet occur and what they're doing now is not working. >> judge jeanine: what's e winner, g greg, th coco gauff is like it's okay, i, ektded it to happen mornings itp happenedpe in europe but in linu with what jesse was saying, it would seem to me i might contest the whole thing i was thrown off my momentum was thrown off. i should get another start at this. >> this is why i priored from professional tennis. my 115 mile serves if somebody yells i'm totally off. you make a great point. if you run on the field in the nf ol or on a basketball court,r baseball, you're going to get

your butt kicked. i don't know why we treat them so gingerly, i envy these protesters actually because they must have few intimate real concerns about their own lives, that they don't have to think about a sick child, right? a dying parent.a you knowsi, a mortgage that the can't meet because they lost their job. how great is it to be able to do this self-indulgent performance art because you really don't pe haverf honest daily livly conces like everybody else does. and, also, my guess is, and i'm pretty sure i'm right on this. they don't have friends, na probablyte alienated from their family who can't stand to be around these ghouls.at they delayed the match for an iw hour, i say like jesse make it o sport, drag them out and hammer them with shots to the groin. >> martha: feet are stuck to the. >> greg: cut off their feet. am i serious i don't know protesting is a right but

ruining the experience of others isn't.ot when you think about the pregnant woman trying to get to the hospital but the road was blocked by this same organization. so you have a right to protest and you ask for a solution. so we deserve that right as well, and i think we should be posting their exact names and addresses online on web sites sb if you desire to make their lives extra difficult, you have the right, too. they dwro a group protest, what wrong with a personal protest. a return the volley, tennis speak. you connect -- what you're trying to do its what you're trying tuso do with buses and on immigration. connection with those in actioni docks the people with other people's experiences whether they're trying to get to the hospital or school or get to a game. you find out where they live, you havena bananas in the tail pipes, probably don't own cars,

flaming bags of dog pooh, they probably don't have a porch. tear down their blm science do anything you want as a sign of protest because they're doing it to you. i think what i said is against the law, right? >> judge jeanine: a lot of it and that's why i was going to go to jessica and present her with it. >> greg: no trespassing. >> jesse: that's why i wanted to go to you and see if you agree >> jessica: i agree with everybody an.d then greg went all, you know, doxing people and throwing flaming pooh. >> greg:g they're doxing you, they're doxing you and your car >> jessica: i think it's awful and i think that this actually will do a lot ofl ac good, it's united everybody. i found not one person defendind people and lots of chatter onlinema i believe the climate real, i believe it's manmade i have allf these issues with op companies, what arlee these peon doing. wrong way to et good your point

across because we cove cr the other acts when they throw paint on a van gogh or apple sauce ons a whatever that they're doing ar these other things. but i think people don't know that this iss what's going on.h i thought that coco gauff handled it brilliantly, has shown herself throughout this f tournament to be wise beyond her years, only 19 years old. she talked aboutou how importan climate change was to be respectful but you can cramp up if you taktae longer than a thr minute break between these things. >> greg knows,>> t that's why hd to retire, the krarpg. >> toughest year of my life.t that's why i turned to pampering >> jessica: going back to the locker room for 45 minutes or in whatever it was is incredibly ot tough. one part that wasn't well planned ow by the protesters but i can't believe they couldn't get into the section shun designated but a key preece of the argument they make is therei is climate injustice based on skin color, that black and brown

americans have life quality of life because of air pollution, because of infrastructure problems and you go out there and there is a black american that is praying in this templet that is, i hope, going on to win it. and i think shooting a whole completely through your argument there, should be a moment of celebration. >> er >> judge jeanine: to be doxxed. >> once against we have to introduce race into the story oa it's meaningless. >> it's an interesting element in their hypocrisy. >> greg: it's a boring element. >> greg: all right. >> greg: you know what? in your face >> >> jessica: no. >> judge jeanine: up next guys, a late my fiasco for jimmy er faillas . what staffers are alleging of the former comedian. next. ♪

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♪ ♪ ♪ so late night t.v. host jimmy fallon facing allegations of a toxic work environment at the tonight show. fallen's known for his light hearted joking personality as exemplified here. watch this. >> i'm twirling on mustard. you got 'em. oh, no, i don't feel good about this. oh, why would you -- >> come on, do it hard. >> dude i love you thanks so much for coming on. [laughter]. >> but 16 current and former staffers are now accusing fallon

of having hissy fits and erratic may have which forces them to walk on egg shells around him. the employees tell rolling stones the environment has taken a toll on their mental health and dressing rooms were known as crying rooms for staffers after his outburst fallen issued an apology to his team saying imit's embarrassing i feel so bad, sorry if i embarrassed you and your family and friends, i feel so bad. i want it to be fun and inclusive for everybody. it should be funny, the best show, the best people. so that is what he's dealing with. so, greg, king of late night what are your thoughts on jimmy fallen and his anxiousity staffers. >> greg: this is going to take a while so forgive me. jim why i if you're watching or if you have a friend who's watching i hope your friend records this and gets this

segment to you. because no one is going to say this to you, not your agents who depends our 0 your paycheck, not your phoney publicist who depends on your paycheck, and not your shrink who depends on your paycheck. but i will because you don't wear. they're trying to end this and they're [bleep] bachlths he's tilly a really nice guy. i don't know if you've ever met him. i'm jealous of the guy. the guy is so freaking talented. the guy can sing, he can dance. he's funny, he's sweet. i've met him at bars, he's a gentle sweet person. he's great at everything but hiding his own ship and that's the problem here. if the drinking story is true, that' sad. if the drinking story isn't true that's evil because he's being targeted for fake and possibly real reasons to get him fired.

again, he's being ellen. but the most important thing is dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, you've got to stop with the apologizing. you are apologizing all the time and you're apologizing to the people who will never forgive you. none of those people like you. you apologize to your family a and your friends and to the people you did wrong but you don't apologize because your damn pr person told you to. you don't apologize because your publicist thinks it's going to save your job. they want to take your job. how dare you apologize to anonymous people. anonymous people who go to rolling stone, a sham of a skuzzy little magazine, two words, dupe cross, anonymous snakes coming after you and you're compelled to apologize to these damn losers? that is not right. now let's say he has a problem, right? when you're that talented, when you are that talented, talent

can overshadow both personal pain and the excesses of your social life and your talent and success are so good, a so great that people who are rend you won't tell you if you have a problem. my advice is to start listening to the family and the people who love you, and screw all those ass holes, all those ass holes that are around you because they're not doing you any favors, no more, no more apologies, stop with the apologies, just be yourself, you're' talented person, this story pisses me off to no end. it just aggravates me to see -- because he's actually an interesting person. who do you want on the, v? who the hell do you want on tv? seth myers? who do you want? i mean, at least this guy's good. and they're coming after him, and why? what's the reason? it's just beyond. i got so upset today when i saw this story, i apologize for the

swearing, but i really don't care >> martha: i have to say that i agree with everything that you just said. >> greg: thank you. >> martha: haze name is over the door down the street there for a reason. and when you go to work on a show where there's a creative genius who's running everything, you are in an environment where sometimes it's going to get a little emotional, right? and i do think that, you know, he -- they're all working there because of him. right? they all have that job because he has the creativity to lay it on the line every day. jesse i go back to the time when he messed up donald trump's hair to see if it came off, right? and then after that he sort of apologized for that, right? that was a genuine funny human moment that we had come to expect on late night t.v. right? and then he kind of back pedestrian add because people said oh, you can't be nice to him, you can't make fun with

him. you have to attack him and i think that that was the beginning of a bad spiral jimmy fallen where he stopped being too nice. what do you think >> jesse: fallen is too nice, but this isn't about him it's about his staff. his staff is a disaster, we had talented late night who can for decades and and you never heard about toxic work environments, the jimmy carson show or jay leno show. you would have fans who bump it every night for the talent and the boast show possible. but this staff, and this generation, is so obsessed with themselves and how they're feeling or if they're being supportive. or people understand their issues, it's not about you. you work for someone incredibly talented and it's your job to make sure that guy is in a good mood and that's the most important thing because if he goes out there and the staff is being a -- he's not going to

feel good and when you don't feel good and you have to e moat and project in front of millions of people every night, you're not going to deliver the goods as you should be. i'd clear the house and probably clear who the trouble makers are on which staff, they're clean house and get people that lop you and support you and you'll do a brilliant job. >> martha: judge what do you think? >> judge jeanine: i think in a world of cancel culture the truth is irrelevant. and the sad part about this is that this is not a situation that has its genesis in a lawsuit. nobody sued jimmy physical fallon and said this is this that or the other thing. somebody got in touch with rolling essential and instead of doing a press piece like kjb and vogue this is something to chat with jimmy physical on. i've chadded with him and i have

show runners. a show runner is someone between the talent and the staff and if there's a problem it's the show runner who is, and there were many changes of show runners so i'm not sure what the problem is but let's talk about whether or not it's true. they are in a position to destroy jimmy fallen irrespective of the time honored tradition that we have used for centuries, is it true. if it -- if you are none mus you're not evening willing to stand up and say i'm losing my hair, oh, my god, my nail beds are weakened. what else is this nonsense. maybe you're just bad at your job. maybe. >> your hair fell out because your family has a problem. this is about truth finding and the fact that we are ignoring it and just cancelling someone because they don't like jimmy fallen is an outrage.

>> martha: jessica, we've all talked about the staff and saying, you know, basically toughen up, you know, you're an environment where this is going to can highly competitive and, yes, jimmy's going to have good days and bad days when he comes in. this has been going on bots strike, so do you think their concerns are legitimate. also people in this piece >> jessica: who defend them. >> yeah, defending them we have a new show runner, been around for a while, thinking are good now. >> yeah. i think that people do need protections to be able to make anonymous complaints when they don't lose theory livelihood. it's like whistleblower within a company something we would have afforded for you to come over. there is past history of late night show hosts, and i think the best, david letterman having a problem like this, they came back for him for a sex lift and misogynistic toxic white. she only at the time had one

female writer. >> judge jeanine: she came out and attacked him directly. this is different. >> martha: i'm just saying this has happened before. i'm just saying i found his apology not to be grovelling. it didn't feel as if nbc is about to fire him. it's actually in line with my perception and frequent seems to snow him proceedy well where he just said i'm sorry -- i really never intended to embarrass you or demean you. he didn't say, you know, this is my 12-step probe and to fix whoever's going and we'll see how this plays out, i'm sure it will play out in the press but i hope that it doesn't mean an immediate ex communication for him. but i really doubt that it does, only during a writer's strike, doing a podcast right now with the other writers, but i think people need to be able to say what's going on and then find out what the truth is and also for nebul are that talented

there will be folks that want to work for them and maybe folks --. >> martha: an environment for everybody. they went to him first before they went to rolling stone. all right, so send me in the liberal media revolting over president biden after bad poll results

♪ >> jesse: maybe time for the white house to really panic because it looks like the media's jumping off the biden bandwagon after another terrible poll this week. it's gotten so bad that outlets are literally asking kamala if she's ready to take over for biden. >> are you reaped to be commander in chief?

>> yevgeny prigozhin, if necessary. >> you feel prepared for that possibility, has serving as vice-president prepared you for that job? >> yes. >> jesse: and others in the press are practically begging california governor gavin newsom to get into the 2024 race. >> filing deadlines haven't passed president biden doesn't run why shouldn't we consider you. >> i think the vice-president is naturally lined up and deadlines are quickly coming to pass and we need to move past this notion that he's not going to run. president biden is going to run and looking forward to getting him reelected. >> jesse: all right, judge jeanine pirro, what do you think's going on in the media. do you think they're worried he can't win? >> yeah, and i think cnn is leading the way on this thing, the fact is van jones dana bash, though way to spin this and as soon as i came out with that you knew something was going on behind the scenes and gavin newsome can talk all he wants about i'm going to sit here and let kamala run, and i'm very

impressed with her she didn't chuckle through that thing. >> why do you think gavin said that? >> because he's trying to be a party loyalist until he decides to jump in and i don't know whitmer isn't jumping in, klobuchar, all of them. look, 7 out of 10 people don't want joe biden to run. everyone is worried about his competency. there's no elephant in the room anymore. it's right out there. and the bottom line is that, even though joe biden has so much going in his favor, the truth is, i mean, he went after, he went after donald trump, and whether you think he did or not. i mean, they've indicted him four times and all of the things that they've done to donald trump, and yet everyone is so close to beating biden anyway. so i think the democrats realize that they can't win with him the more we go into the fall, and they've got to change courses. >> jesse: greg how do you see it? >> greg: how do i see it? if joe biden was just a scull on

a pogo stick slathered in ben-gay but was up ten points, they would be right behind him. >> jesse: so you mean like fetterman. >> exactly. this is not for the benefit of the country it's the benefit for the party. why is it because joe's unfit? nope, to old nope to see motorcycle? it's because he's behind. it wouldn't matter if he was ahead, this is their guy. this is why they're turning on him. you know what it's like, the way a hard core football fans demand their team trade their aging qb, he's not like saying he wants somebody else to win, they just want him out because they're going to lose. you don't expect them to look at this like objective journalist like man this guy's in trouble he's not all there, a danger the to the country because he cannot think. they're not saying that. they're not journalists, they're part sans. >> martha. >> i think if you're president biden watching those responses,

you're kind of thinking you're in a good position. if you watch kamala harris she doesn't engender a lot of confidence, she just goes, whoops, i'm ready. that made me feel a lot better so elect joe biden and she'll be the vice-president and ready to go. i think she looks nerves when she answers those questions, you listen to gavin newsom and chuck todd begging him to run. they've ran it into the ground so if you're joe biden i am not that worried. >> jesse: i think if trump was going to run again against gavin he would probably feel confident >> jessica: i'm not sure. i don't have access to him like that but you can ask him. >> jesse: i just think he would be. always and i like it. there's a myths thank democrats like leap ra media.

before the midterms, red waves coming guys, right, predicting up to 40 seats lost. >> that was me. that was me. >> no, it was obviously conservative media but also the liberal media and remember there were a few analysts guys it's not going to be that bad and ended up being an historic performance. same thing think back to the 2016, where did your rain yum one story come from? the new york times. it isn't as if people who work for these institutions work hand in hand with democrats, i can serve up absolute war stories. but democrats like to be scared because we run better when we're scared and this is what the polling is saying right now. polling captures a snap shot in time and this particular moment in time. >> it's bat. but it's tough for both nominees. >> not really trump's ahead in

the last two polls. >> he's up by one. >> one is a land slide in power outage. >> 50% say they're noticing goat to run. you can say they're democratic stage craft but he still has to sit through the trials and sit through a jury and they're going to judge him based on what he did. don't act like it's all sunshine and roses for donald trump. you know who it was, nikki haley, the one up by six points in the cnn polls >> judge jeanine: national polls don't mean a thing. >> jesse: sure because he was up against brock pom. if there was someone not donald trump on the public's side. i think she deserves it based on the debate performance. obviously you were up close and personal there martha she did amazingly as well speaking of gestures. >> so you're running scared

which means you're scared. okay, you told the truth' scare. i would be scared if i were you

♪ >> jessica: welcome back, it's time for the fastest. first up, diamond dashers be wear, a florida restaurant owner is exposing perpetrators on social media who flee his business without paying, the owner confronting this woman who drove off in a luxury car after skipping out on her tab when the wind allegedly blew over her beer. >> be happy. >> tag number? okay. >> stop man, i just want my -- >> get out of my car >> jessica: judge what do you think about this approach?

>> judge jeanine: wait a minute she tried to leave and what did she say happened to her beer? >> jesse: it blew over. >> judge jeanine: so she didn't want to pay for it >> jessica: yeah. >> judge jeanine: she should pay for it that's the end of it. all right? plus you know what i don't understand, i don't understand why when you go into a fast food restaurant you pay for everything ahead of time but then you go in to dine you pay for everything afterwards, maybe you should pay ahead of time. you don't get the beer until you pay for it. >> jesse: martha what do you think. >> martha: i think it's disgusting. what is wrong with people. when you order food you have to pay for it. i mean, would you go into the kitchen and steal oysters and jump in your car? it's absolutely pauling, these people have zero -- she's posting their picture on the wall and they're coming in and begging, if i pay you will you take my picture off? ughh. they should be locked out of that restaurant forever. leave their picture on the wall forever. it's pauling >> jessica: jess jib locked out forever. >> jesse: i was an accessory to a dine and ditch in high school.

i didn't know what was happening, a friend of mine, and all of a sudden we were running to the scar and the guy was chasing us into the parking lot. i felt terrible about it. >> judge jeanine: you did not. >> jesse: i felt terrible. >> judge jeanine: so why didn't you stop and pay? >> jesse: i didn't have any money. >> i had people do it to me, i mean, i waited tables for eight years and it really, it makes me. >> judge jeanine: i did, too, not for eight years. >> jesse: did you stuff last year. >> i'm leaving from here and going to my job. >> jesse: you know, applebee's. >> exactly. >> jesse: yeah. >> greg, there should be a solution for this, right? you get to choose a bus a table, bus tables for an hour, or wash some dishes in the back, or the bus boys get to beat you up in the parking lot. the other thing, the people -- the other problem, dumping and dashing, going into restaurants to use their bathroom and destroying it and then leaving. >> what a terrible thought. >> jesse: that to me is the

worst. >> it's called dumping and dashing, they come and pretend, and destroy the bathroom. >> what if you just order a coke and then you go. >> that's okay. >> yes. >> thank you. [laughter]. >> wanted to know that. >> just e race that, really. >> okay. do you eat food past the expiration date experts say the best by suggestion is doing more harm than good. they're saying it's when products are at their peak quality and most items remain after long volume of store. i'm so happy people are talking about this. >> okay. if there's a date like meat or things like that, gone, don't tell me the spice is no good because you say it's no good. i'll keep it a little longer. you just want me to buy it again. >> jesse: don't tell me the spice is no good. don't tell me this spies is no good. >> they do. my husband keeps throwing it on

it all the time can take it out. >> so what does sell-by me? when am i allowed to eat the foot and when is it too late to eat it? >> does it start when it's opened. >> opening is a crucial part. >> jesse: what if it's a sell by on a wednesday and i have it at home on a saturday. can i eat it then. >> no, no. >> jesse: yes. >> depends when she went and if you want to eat it friday. >> the explanation are different. >> the explanation are different. then really? they say they can't sell is because you're going to get sick. >> there should be a store that sells nothing but -- stuff that's past dated and it's up to you you signed a waiver when you goat in there and it is alike here enjoy this fish it expired yesterday. >> i don't like when you can't read it, like you can't read on

a yogurt top? >> the producer of our show that i will not mention red eye and who would go and get his half price sushi. >> oh. >> no-no, no, no, no. >> there is produced heat and that induces sell biting. >> my mother did. one year's old. [laughter] . ♪ ♪

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♪ ♪ ♪ . >> greg: little onhold music. when you listen to it think of jesse shirtless. first question from frenchie great question because it makes you think about everything. what would be the worst annoying thing about having you as a roommate? that's a really good question. >> jesse: i know. >> judge jeanine: i know. >> jesse: apparently i've been washing my face wrong my whole life and i don't use a washcloth. i have the water run and then i make a little bowl with my hands and i just go like this.

>> martha: that's men everywhere. >> jesse: and it soaks the entire sink area and i don't wipe it up. >> greg: like you're on deliverance cleaning yourself in a river. what the hell is your problem? >> jesse: i don't know. >> greg: all right judge. >> judge jeanine: i don't sleep. like last night 2:30 i went downstairs and opened the mail. >> jesse: you don't have help for that. >> judge jeanine: shut up jesse. nobody helps me with my mail. >> jesse: oh okay. >> greg: you should hire a male to he had you with your mail. >> judge jeanine: move on. >> greg:.org. martha? >> martha: i'm trying to think of something. >> greg: oh, you're so perfect. i guess it's because you're so perfect, i'm so annoying because i'm so perfect. >> martha: i'm totally not perfect but i think i'm a pretty good roommate. but i kind of like things to be neat so i get a little. >> jesse: that's enough. >> martha: i like things to be neat and might huff and puff a little bit if stuff is all over the place and i have to pick it up. ughh, ughh, ughh.

>> greg: you must be a joy to lift with to hear the sounds of your voice i >> jessica: i prefer dull set and i was going to own it. some people like it, i heard some of you don't like it. i'm sorry about that. but i have decibel control issues so if i'm talking on the phone i'm really loud. my college roommate who is my best friend we made it through this issue. >> jesse: the college roommate that one. >> judge jeanine: oh. >> greg: the one you fell in love with. >> judge jeanine: we can't do another question? >> greg: i didn't answer. you know what my thing is i realize this. >> jesse: greg you have so many. >> greg: the inability to use appliances or break things. there's not electrical -- i don't even wear a watch anymore. everything i use breaks. i can't even turn on my tv, i've been paying cable i can't even turn it on. >> martha: i have that problem too.

>> greg: good. >> jesse: the greg the least amazing thing about you. >> greg: cable boxes? i think four. >> judge jeanine: get rid of them if your t v doesn't work. read the next question. >> greg: no. >> judge jeanine: read it. >> greg: they're yelling at me. >> jesse: do another one. >> greg: all right. >> jesse: don't listen to these people. >> greg: okay, instead of one more thing. >> judge jeanine: go, go, quick, quick. >> greg: did you ever cheat on a test or copy someone else's paper [everyone] yes. >> judge jeanine: no. >> the only one? >> judge jeanine: i went to catholic school. >> greg: so did i i cheat there had too. >> judge jeanine: that's why you got expelled. >> greg: i did get expelled but that was for firecrackers. >> jesse: you got expelled from school. >> greg: yeah when i was in eighth grade, putting fire crackers in the locker, and i was valedictorian. >> judge jeanine: you were valedictorian. >> greg: we've got to go. >> one more thing. >> judge jeanine: go ahead, quick.

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