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hanging up. fox news meteorologist janice deang is razer's are very popular with a depressed comedian popular and founder ofn eraser company, david angela. you know no i in team but she puts three of them in irritating "new york times" best selling author and fox news contributor kat timpf kat timpf. and finally, he considers a side of beefef to beef finger food. "new york times" best selling author and comedian former nwa world champion harry. >> i drank too much coffee too. my tongue is really sticky. >> yeah. >> thanks for sharing. yes. so before we get to some news, let's do this. greg's leftovers.

mm.not us >> yeah. leftovers where i read the jokes we didn't use this week. and as alwaye s, it's my firstot time reading them. so if they , we'll throw joe mackeyhe to the wolves and turn his entrails into christmas ornaments. wolv >> all right, here wese go. karine jean-pierre is rejecting claims that the white house staff treats joe biden like a baby. in facaby. t, says joe is reading at he is a third grade leve rl and can walk several steps without falling. heen asked about a stain on her ,she said joe spit up on her while burping him. wh on a related note, kamala harris says she, quote, mailandy have to take over as president and is ready to do so by take over, she means smother joe with a pillow during napher time. >> oh, she looks like the worst real estate agent. a study shows the opposite

couples have less in common than previously thought. while other scientists, homosexual couples, have more in common, likel couple. could explain a lot. >> that makes sense. yep. in a recent intervie.w a trans sorority gal named artemis . ngford what is this? the wild, wild west? discuss the legal win that allows her to stay at an all female sorority known as kappaall fe kappa gamma. the suit alleged langford had undergone feminization procedures like hormones or gettinfeminizag surgery or makig sandwiches. >> that didn't work. i liked it. i thought it was hilarious. i did, too. i loved itous.. a san >> she looks like she cadwn make a sandwich and sandwiches. right, fellas? yes, but anyway, the judge dismissed the case, adding that sisters can no longer discuss p. who lthe toilet seat u

as for langford, she's juseft glad she's found a place in the house. and as first string defensive enthe house d on football team. >> in a new poll, almost halenf registered voters said any republican would better thanrepc president biden, prompting one woman to legally change her name to any republican. >> the abuse whoopi goldberg covid forcted the third time, proving once and for all the viru time s note loss of appetite. virus >> a bear broke into a florida family's screened porch and drank three white claws. . the first white claw was toond e cold. >> the second to war second onm but the third one.

that joke was for the kids. w to bed. >> speaking of animals, an ice cream parlor for dogs opened in virginia. in response, millions of virginia residents say it's nice to see dogs licking something besides their . the most popular flavors chocolate, vanilla and . >> harvard has been named the worst college in america for free speech. colleg >> the best. the university of go yoursele f. yeah, i probably get edited out, so who cares? >> in a reddit forum, a woman. complained that her boyfriend slepmplainedt with his dying fee friend as her final wish. the boyfriend did promise, however, that since his friend ,he probably won't have with her again. d prob >> probably, probably, probably, he said. probablyab. still, he shouldn't have bragged at the funeral by telling.not have his been the

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>> and it will also allow us to talk to you. allow >> u objects. a new suggests vaping could reduce sperm counts and lead to a decrease in size, which ie coincidentally are the side effects men experience during the view . >> 23 people were hurt when an suv crashed into a denny's in east texas. the suv would have caused. e, but luckily it was stopped dead in its tracks by a sticky table table. that's the problem there. how can you run a restaurant with sirup? it's the worst thing eve's the >> i'm going to go out on a limb here. denny's, even without sirup, will still be sticky heads. >> yeah, i love their sticky

buns. but enough about the waitresses . >> a delta airlines flight was forced to turn back after passengers suffered a case of catastrophic diarrhea. catast the smell was so bad, many passengers thought they were flying spirit air and. >> finally, fanta is releasing a new halloween mystery flavor y turns your tongue to black. one taste tester was upset saying of all the body parts that could turn black, they chose the tongue. i don't understand that joke. >> i do. >> s >> now to the news.o so is fallon's staff crying or is rolling stone lying? rolling stone just published a massive stupid 3700 word hit piece on the tonight show host jimmy fallon. the former magazine claims that behind the scenes, the tonight

show is a toxic work environment. yes, apparently fallon is a huge a-hole, a tear at the office with a troubled life. but, hey, working with janicewij dean, we canan relate. i love it. >> oh, you.ould h you shouldav seen what she didsd to those kids at the makes a wish dinner drawing. >> tropical storm fronts the backs of their bald eggs. anyway, anyway, several anonymous staffers claim. staffe fallon is a passive aggressive tyrant with a suspected drinking problem . it's the same thing they said at the ellen show. except she was drinking human blood. so how bad is it, really? welley said , one worker blamed their declining mental and physical health, claiming they suffered. lame thed, weakened, weakened, weakened nail beds fro and hairm , otherwise known

as jesse waters syndrome . >> we also learned that the dressing rooms became known as crying rooms because that's where staffers would go when they were so upset. you know, we'dwere ups crying r here, but my staff is too lazy to wait in line and it's stupid. technically, any room can be ay crying room.i >> i once made a nun cry in a laundromat. >> i told her she had a nastyasy habit. oh, but really? >> jimmy fallon. on. a >> he makes mr. rogers look like a serial killer. but being the frightened, helpless goober that he is, d fallon apologized. apoludude you got to stop with the apologizing, especially to people who snitch them. >> no, i'm serious. these. these are trying to get you fired and you apologize.

do what i do to backstabbing employees. dot i do ti get them jobs at cor in three weeks, they kill themselves. but i do wonder sometimes, what am i wrong? why is it my staff to rolling stone about horrible workplace behavior? everyone else around here gets a bad reputation except me. judge jeanine for skinning in her office. dana for that time, she punchedf a coerp. >> and of course, shannon bream, whenever she makes her head spier she mn around lie the exorcist. >> oh, wait. anwas just informed a. >> couple of anonymous staffers have been complaining. >> i can't take the stress. when i started working here, i £200. >> now i have to wear all thesi hair extensions because ife i didn't, i wouldn't have enough hair to pult i woull out. greg was like, don't talk

to the rolling stone. i was like, what's the rolling stone? okay, i don't know what thati dn is. >> i'm not 70 like you, greg. the endless jokes. it's the first thing he goes to. it's his number. ,little got me it now. look, man, are you sure he's not going to know it's me ? >> oh, no, no, no. you're going to ask me. i could have your guitarist. all right, i have to. i'm going to have to go to my. i have to go to myho kojst o source first because they work with me. >> i yo talon is a competitor, but he's a good person. i mean, i think everybody knowsh he's a good person. i i'is is not am this is not a questio, but it's do you tires? a rolling stone has no right tso do a report on anybody after that lacrosse piece. >> there are peopl reporte he's at the top of his game.

>> they're trying to pull the ellen treatment on him. they're trying to get him out. that's. but anywayanyway tmy, my opinio. >> you could take fallon's name out. yeah. >> you cane his na. re name in there. cat's name. anyone, dynasty? anyoneody.? >> because jeff. david angelo. because no one knows if he has his own private. he he has his own private. he's the ceo of his own private shaving company. yeah. is g companyou know, he is his owns and his own employees. perfecand hit. like a swan. he's done it size, and the k st of us have to wor k for a living with. >> that was my don rickles. >>. but there is no story here. it's entertainment. there's turnover. this isn't a promised job. s is not a pryou're one bad joke awam being gone. the staffer messes up, makes mistakes. you're.bbein what this is. is no. one in the day and age where the coolest thing to be now is a victim on tv. any one of those workers come forward. they're a hero for the day. they'll be all oveforwara r. they'll do news shows. maybe if it's if they got enough b.s., they'll get a book deal.

so the fact that every you know, that's what it is. so here's the deal. they're getting their kicked. do not sorry. okay. and they want to blame somebody . and jimmy's got a big paycheck. so instead of being adult about be like, look, garfield's kicking your. we didn't see this happeningabo it. we're up 35 million a night. we're losing. so we're going to let you go. no. go.. ruin him. let's make it where they're forced their hands and they don't show who they.d o and this is what this is a hitn piece. and not even anyone had the courage. because if you're going to, we have enough where you can make fake allegationse in this country and no one cares even when you're found out to be a liar. there's no consequences. yeah. so the fact that they're saying they're afraid of backlash, what'sraid of the backlash if it's such a if it's so horrible to come to wor k. >> wouldn't you want to stop it? wouldn't you be a hero for the day that you ended evil terrain of of a guy who looks like he giggles when he yells like, you know, like, hey, sorry, guys. >> like,gis when h i know him, looks like a nice guy and everything that i've heard about him. nice gubut if he you know what?

if he expects excellence at work, you know, it's not going to be polite, you know. >> other thing, too, he got a lot of for not too, but notl enou being political enough. he had trump on. e. had to apologizgh >> now he it's a lesson. once you apologize , you cannot stop because people these they in entertainment do not accept apologies. they want you to grovedocept ap. what's it like living, working with someone like me who's basically the opposite? well, that's the thing is youhe are so mean to me on camer thia >> tha.t is so true that anything else is nice. an i called you a last night. call me a .d they didn't edit it out. didn't edit it outout., but i thought they were going to edit it out. >> that is great. it's obviously their fault for not adding it out and not your fault for calling. yeah, you did. you did. you di yd call me a bit faced

on camera. >> but. but it is an interestingsting . >> there might be.l maybe you just can't control yourself but it also could potentiallyoursey a strategy bee and what kind of nobody would want to do an expose because that wouldn't be like they'd be crumbling any kind of facade. that's true because jimmy is like mr. happy, fun time guy, right? on snl was thing like, he's just so happy, fun time that he laughs through all the sketches because he just so jolly. you can't help himself. mm-hmm. so he basicall an't hely it up where, like, him being in a bad moodup ever is.mable yeah. so basically, this article washi like he was in a bad mood. >> yeah, that's all it is. that's all it is. and it's toxicmood to talk the talk. >> what is a non toxic work environment? yeah, it's work. if they didn't pay you to th there, you wouldn'ts work. g. exactlery. that's why you get money. seriously, you know, like, it's work. it's not supposed to be like sipping, you know, whatever you like to drink on a beach. >> no, i'm toxic.

he makes me work. shut up. i heard. >> i heard a friend of a friend told me that someone set up a meeting with their boss to say to tell their boss that their boss been gaslighting them. >> what the. you can' een gas t do that. no, you don't. you don't do that. the next day, you're going to bring parents. you didn't. that happened. yes, it has. >>people have done it. have a >> all right, david, i would love to see you have a staff because you would be the funniest, weirdest boss ever. >> well, what's this thing? you know, i work. >> for him. who? alan. i thought you worked for the dail >>show. no, i.ked fo my first job in tv was. ohr really? >> jimmy fallon. oh, okay. well, i mean, i know. i mean, tom shillujoe, barbershp with. with fallon. >> i mimn once, maybe twice. always an awesome dude. you tell. okaye dirt, give us some. >> give us some dirt. well, just, you know, speaks to the research team here at the show. team at the . joey. hey, do that big fallon story.

who's the guest today? and i got, by the way. >> oh, really? yes. wait, wait a minute. are yo>>u anonymous? >> one or two that you're. how it is. here's how bad is rolling stone? didn't even contact me. didn'trollin contact me. i mean, that's when i saw that article was more professionally devastating to me. >> not a big god that did. but is i t true what i mean? >> look, i was there over ten years ago. mm-hmm. wa was that beginning of when he was starting late night. so everyone itght. kind of like he was fun all the time. mm-hmm. i didn't have any bad inter interactions with him. i did get fired, but, i meanac, i think you got fired for participating. you. yeah. yeah. you know, lookin >>hink youired forg back. >> sure. yeah. you know, it's. i could see you not being that plussed being let go. i wasn't happy it. >>t i also it was. it was a high pressure i job. no we didn't do that was that

would have been it was, it wast interesting. it was just kind of like highine pressurerestin. no one's under more pressure than him, but it was high pressure . i was really young, you know, it was my first job was m in televisioy televin. and, you know, it was a lot of work. they were demandinwas a lot g a, like, jokes all the time. mm-hmm. but god forbid. the sho yeah, but that's the thing. it's like i look back, it's like it got me kind of in the show business. mm-hmm. i got to. you know, i saw paul mccartney. you, you know, like, all thesepe people are, you know, it's a good opportunity i. f money yeah. and you make a lot of money. yeah, you. it's like you could complain about certain things, but it's like i didn't quit because i was like, this is a good check. yeah. so it's hard to, like, be too critical of. even after i got fired, we got nominated for an emmy and they brought me to the emmys. they paid for my hotel and they did nice stuff for me.brought yeah, well, that's good. wo i don't have, like, you kno ,or a story like that. >> there you go.

so we never touched you, janice . >> janice, last word.x i mean, fox had fox hahas res reputations for great people, and i've been here 20 years and i would not be here if i didn't work with greateat pe people. the last job i had before i got here famous noophe w that like the horror story. yeah. that guy would bring. i'm not kidding. a loaded gun to work every day and he would take the bullets and name them after us.r >> oh, don't get the idea. >>ow, we don't have to worry about that. wn't havehe gets locked in hiso this is nothing. yeah, a great place to it. also, you got to remember the context. liketo and nbc, you know.ntext. >> all right. jimmy didn't smile in the hallway. dung >>eo matt lauer had a woman in a dungeon. yeah, yeah, yeah. all right, we got. we got to move on. i could talk about.

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have running the country and they can't even pull together one working brain cell, then republicans should go even older, nominate the leaders we love who areo dead. ronald reagan, george h.w. abe lincoln. why not. what's the difference between them and the current slate politicians we got? they may be dead, but they're great. those others are dead and theyg. . all right, david, what's your take on this? kny it just because america doesn't even know who she is, they could running forever. >> yeah, i don't understand. it's lik? e they people running this. i don't even know if it's there. brl these elderly brain damaged people that are runninaig think

those are like they're just meat puppets for these puppets x insidious you know like back room shadow government people. >> but i will say about nancy pelosi is like you know she might be the best option out of california. >> yeah when you think about it yeah like she's like considered right-wing out there. >> yeae is conght wingh. she's like the ron paul of california. yeah. soron paul of you don't have h. >> who knows what. yeah, i mean, there's nothing there any more. >> you know, janice, when asked if he wanted nancy to spend more time around the house, paul pelosi said, i. >> that like a hole in the head. oh, yeah. no. no. >> oh, i'm just quoting the news. peter.ght no well, what, you.t so. yeah, yeah. now, this might not because now this guy might not be true, janice, but whoever wrote this and gavewh to me, we're meeting afterwards. >> but it's true, don't you?

>> don't you think that, like, it's so, like, why not elect dead people? well, what's the point? we're electing dead people now, but it doesn't matter. >> it doesn't matter if you're a republican orderly pe a democrat. just these elderly people need to ride off into the sunset. >> she's got. oh, right. i mean, i. >> i would. and she has lots of money.f tons o f money a freezer full offull o that expensive ice cream. yeah, she likef s to get her hair done, you know, just have a nice rest of your life. >> why do you want to go back into that? i don't knowy do you. they should replace the department of education with the department of visiting visiting angels. cat oh, yeah . >> america's choice and home care. yes, they really are. they really are. >> they're almost as popular as the people that put those new bathtubs in your over your old disgusting one. >> i sometimes think you should do that with your relatives.u >>should get it? i don't take it from her. yeah, take.

>> yeah. why isn't anybody pulling these people aside and saying, come on, go to beand d.d now i yeah. >> i don't, i wouldn't want to be the one to do that. i think that what she's doing here kind of makes sense doing v >> it's very like fifth year senior vibes. cause she was the speaker, but now she wants to do like another year. >> whereas like maybe still the classes are a little easier, but she just like, right, she gets to keep like hanging out and hanging on to what she knowsg onto w and mayba be walking around giving everybody advice, you know, and everyone's likgivinge, hey,, you're still here. >> what are you doing here? yeah, but she has the money. e why not? yeah, it is, but she has do the money. doesing ney go away. >> yes, but you can't insider trade if you're on the outside . e. t's tru yeah, that's it.>> you >> you know what they do. k there's little meme quotes on twitter which is now acts that should be the one you can't inside trading

the outside it says greg gutfeld or no, it says gutfeld host he's getting a little long in the tooth to all retirees lock in the forest terms. >> what do we do? what do we do? i don't know. i derek you guys have a terrace. see, i mentioned it. >> it start falling apart. listen, first of all, you know, bunice always support you, but how dare you? you said right off in the sunset. you know well they can't ride nothing like this on this. it's power. little scoop. oh, i guess that's it. yeah, that's it. that's number one. e we are, maybe we're looking at this wrong. maybe these are all cool superpowers. maybe the, you know, like president biden talks to dead people. awesome. mitch mcconnell, go tos to dea the matrix. you know, and nancy, she turns

into wall street. so, yeah, it's sad, though on th because you know what's going to happen. they're all going to die on the jobe , but yet we'll stil vote for three months. right? exactly. so, yeah. feinstein oh, we haven't seen it on both. kennedy, mccain, lily died still voting? >> yeah, he was on his deathbed and got the thumbs up. yeah, that's right. that'she was oed and the thum. c >> that's up. and i love the man. i thought he was a great but it's too, long. yeah, it's too long. i've heard that before. the boy with conversation. i'm talking about how to endpass anything when he's passionate. that foulest stuff was maybe 5 minutes. yeah, i took the 15. i was talking about the thing that i'm covering for you. blowing it here, talking about lawrence of arabia. if you watch it in the theaters, it's too long this . conversation's too long. yes, but i do. i love long movies i lo. i prefer them on good. yeah. at leastthem u three good uncutm . yeah. all right. up next, i think could be better than reading a fan's n

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snack that. well, what is that for me as a at h you only ate at home because you were embarrassed by it? was there a secret gorging food? you'd go into your room and,and just shove it downsh your throat ? >> i like salt and vinegar chips, but sometimes my mom wouldn't get that for me. so i would take regular chips and i would pour vinegar over it and just like, let it sit.wo >> and then i would eat ittake and wow. interesting. all right. that's interesting. kat, you have an interesting diet in that you don't eat. hey, guys, how are you doing? are you embarrassed by any food you eat? no, i'm. i'm almost want to like, i'm curious who asked this question who ask because what we you eating? >> yeah, out all the questions h you could ask you like, is there anything you eat coul? really embarrassinginyo >> yeah. i was out of the house. i used to love to eat like peanut butter peanuts because i almost killed my brother with it. oh, that's going to keep it

in the house. >> oh, we had peanut allergies real bad. oh, do you ever, like, slips of peanut in his pillowcases? >> i, i like my brother. i want him to live. oh, u mcdavidavid. hi. and something that you eat thato you were embarrassed of grown up? >> well, you know, i grew up very wealthyf?. yeah, so i would just snack on,s like a chicken cordon bleuo , and yet i didn't want the kids out of the park to see me with a baseball going on. now, can i just say this? david in the green room was eating a bag of chips. >> a fork? yes. you know what? i saw him do that, and ifo thought, that's really not a bad idea. >> it's an excellent because when you put the part of the eating stuff, it like i had fried chicken for lunch. as you feel psychology be different because you have stuff on your fingers that barbecued that barbecue powder or the cheetos. >> it makes you feel bad inside. but is it a germ thing for you?

>> it's also do everything. yeah, because it's i'm not gonna go and lick my fingers ofking around the streets new york. >> yeah. especially after giving that homeless. lly yeah. you know, i to think about my hygiene. exactly. exactly. okay, tyru hygiens. >> i w >> no. good. i'll get the next one. oh, yeahnext one. you know what i used to eat? e >> now i'm going to eat. this is going to age me and a lot of. his i bet you don't remember thiseto dietd food. i three older sisters, right? they used to buy a oh, the little chocolate thing. >> they were going to think about a candy called aids. well, it was before. yes, it was good. they lost the marketing right away. that candy is not around anymore. d >> but that's about sister chris. she would keep them. she woulbed them under her bed because she's going to keep them because she she couldn't figure out why they were disappearing. mom, i would go in and i would

go under her bed and i would just eat all of her aids diet candy and everyone in there, not even diet. >> and they were delicious. oh, hey, mom great.ids my eggs again? yes. no, i tried to eat fancy too. were poor. i had by mom we get mint jellyw and you weren't allowed to touch it. so i would make mintced jell je peanut butter sandwiches for the fans because it was fancy. s >> and i go, i wanted to know what it was like to live w on the other sidas le. and it was disgusting, but it was just knowing that i was getting away. it be forbidden jelly because it only works with lamb. yeah, you knowcaworks and you know, but a big giant whole jarlly in the mint jelly sandwich. and every bite was worse than the first, but i couldn't leave the evidence. sothan the. but your breath smelled weird. great for a while because of the pack mint, peanut butter. >> well, anyway. well, that was exciting. yes, i was. so the first guy to get aid

in the box. >> in the box? so. s, early somebody in the audience hasdien to google beforece h the end of the show age diet candy and see if it still exists and see what they named. >> oh, you can't turn on your phones, gene. 't turn you do that, you do not. >> s o you got you used to get aids under your sister's bed.s . >> yeah. oh, yeah. it was. >> my producer said it was spelled a y d o yes. >> all right, we got to move tru on. there are chewy chocolates. yes,ly chocola they are they wei delicious. they were delicious, but they weren't. they didn't help. nod help, they help at all. >> help at all. aftertaste was rough, too. oh, what? >> just. oh, i don't know what you're saying. coming up, men getting neigh their kicks from chickbos. hey, i just got a text. >> my sister. you remember rick, her neighbor? her neighbor? sure he's the 76-year-old guy who still runs marathons, right? right? sadl

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