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ron desantis in studio. tulsi in studio,york jimmy fail. tickets are free. just register at hannity e-commerce. that simple. all right. as always, thank you for joining us. miease set your dvr so joi neve ever, ever, ever miss an episode of hannity or fox news any" oy time. all the time. all the time. foxnews.com hannity .com. in the meantimtimee, let not noy your heart be trouble. greg gutfeld standing by to put a smilou e on your face. >> i'm like joe, i'm going to bet. have a good night. i guess you're getting better. all right. okay. good job. good job. you guys. you guys can sta cany. >> you can stay. all right. so today is 911, which means that cnn and msnbc, it's mondayy because 911 is that little thing that paled in comparison i
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to january six, right now, for those of you under 30, it's probably hard for you to appreciate what a jolt that day was to the country. >> not since pearl harbor had we taken such a hit on the home front here in new york.ll >> we were all walking aroundin watching this guys. usually we look at the ground so we don't step on needles,d ou or a passed out. >> brian kilmeade but 20 two years ago you didn't know what would come next, but you knew the threat was out there. it was a different time. the country together and ourl ai federal agencies actually work together against al. instead of surveilling parents who complained that their kids gyda,varianm teacher wears a ak strap. but those people were, by almost any metric, successful. den go the high point came with osama bin laden, got a taste of old time american frontier justice as rob o'neill used automatic weaponce.s to. ventilate is turban yippie chi. yay bag.
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you're not dealing with the french here. >> and then then came. the then came isis. a different version of the threat. the terrorist that obama called junior varsity. maybe becausthat obae they're te only dudes he could beat at bowling. but what also came after that?we >> donald trump. for those with a memory longer than a weeemor k before trump cameg we w along, we were told by the so-called experts that isiers ws an idea, a destructive ideology that couldn't be killean idea,de like communism or recycling. >> oh yeah, that felt good. so let me ask you, when was the last time you heard anythingghter] about isis? exactly. carrot top, more press. >> and he hasn't killed anybody lately. that's what thanks to trump's willingness to take the gloves off and deal with isis. >> and theofdeal only they undet firepower.
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isis was no longer the cooand, l on the terrorist block. the beheadings were beheaded. but as isis's allure and threat faded, a different threat emerged. yep. the one that attacks from within like a burrito. >> right now it's from the very government who decidedterr terrorism was in the rearviewor mirror. ead we so instead we go gt crossfire hurricane with our national security apparatus turning its u firepower on a duly electernd president. now, you know these people, you know their names , 51 ofter te them signed a letter telling us one laptop was russialln, was a russian operation. >> if you don't know who i'm you de talkint politicians who got gigs at cnn, four of them had been heads of the cia. i wonder if any of thecia, i wmn sent money to a nigerian prince because the media cheerleaders cheerlead them. there's no introspection, there's no hesitation. the dems just keep coming.rrori >> but not at the terrorists or the drug cartels. they're not targeting a talibang
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resurrecting itself after the shambolic pullout from afghanistan and a pullouthe that gave those goat humpers a happier ending. the endingve those a midtown mag parlor? yep. they're actually coming at you and me to them, school of th children's parents are the equivalent of the al-shabab. today. the dems believe that the bill of rights was some silly top ten list tweeted out by buzzfeed didcat s you know ten signs that your cat is a wizar ad? >> but the first amendment fascism? a recent decision from the federal fifth circuit court of appealsrecent d found that te house, cdc surgeon general and fbi had engaged in activities that coerce social media companies into suppressing a broad rangel spee of protected political speech. in other wordsch , dare you question mask and vaccine mandates on social media? ask bandyou insurrectionist. i'm not sure who's a worseci doctor, dr. fauci or dr. jill.rr
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i'. d get a exam from dr. ruth very soft hands, a little bit a lot up there. >> oh,lot up the second amendmet optional. new mexico's governor has decided it doesn't apply in herd jurisdiction. i didn't realize it workictions way, and it's great. i just decided that i don't need to pay taxes or or obey traffic lights and only a sucker would obey those laws against public. >> man larry kudlow had the right idea all along. he >> how about the basicse right for self-determination folf-dou andr you and your fami? in california? a new bill was just passed that requires parents to take a position on their child's gender in custody cases. >> what's that, mr. smith? you refused to call your son billy by his new name. >> well, say goodbye to your son. now, judges can simply award the kid to whichever parent goes along with childhood selfh mutilation. mutilation that the poor kid
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believes is necessardy to. >> get the approval of places like the view. who would want the vie to transw to a woman after seeing that crew? unless unless you want to transition to a men's prison football tea[laughtem. but that's how we determine custody now, following a six dad with as much scientific evidence as leg warmers. if leg warmers made you cut your kid's feet off now, pleaseu don't make me go through all the other amendmentsghthe o that guy tracy mcgillicuddy, or whatever his name is, has to come out after us. but as we close out another 911, remember what occurred that day and recall that the re and at threats to this couny use to remain from outside and not from within know before befo president, his minion of marxist took the helm. >> we did wake u deap to the fat that biden and the progressives continue to focus their firepower no de prt but on all of us. you don't believe me? well, as joe returns from the g20 with a pile of policy w initiatives telling us what
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horrible polluting people we are,le he will also be the first president not to attend one of the 911 site memorials. maybe because the real threat to biden maybe be terror, it's anyy working microphone. >> the famouworkins song, you k, good morning, vietnam. good vietnam. the indian looks at john wayne and points to the so says he's a lion dog faced pony soldier. i don't know about you, but i'm going to go to bed. the third world, the third world, the the southern hemisphere had. access to change. it had access. it wasn't confrontationa ange.l. >> all you can thank them to everybody deserves a press conference . >> thanks, everyone. thank you. it's like an extra long oscarex speechlo. but, you know, it must be tough. minding the stor toue when you don't have much of a mind
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left. >> let tonight's guest, gza number one reason to show up late for a prayer breakfast. prr south carolina congresswoman nancy mace, he lives every day like it's laundry day. founder of the leftist party. com michael loftis, as a former gymnast, she preps. for everyhon broadcast by chalking up outkick host charlie arnold. ck he's so strong he could lift a car to save people he doesn't likeople h. >> "new york times" bestselling author, comedian and former nwa world congresswoman. >> thank you for coming on thisf show. >> i appreciate it. we're big fans of yoans ofu. >> likewise. my mom's a big fan. it's always the mo mism of it's
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never the hot daughter. the mom loves tyler perr maybey >> she has a hot mom. i yes. is hollywood how old your mother? 80she's 80. >> well, just kyra's. it's time. actually, she's her birthday.. >> 81 last week. wow. yeah, i bet she's very, veryry attractive, elegant and sophisticated. she's. >> i love cyrus. yeah attractihisticat, tara's share. >> some know all the. all the blue hairs are mine. goino you sense a trend here going on with what you see? what's going on in new mexico? you see the speech stuff, you see the private property priv disappearing and no one cares. >> yeah, we're entering a constitutional crisicares? ws essentially. and when you watch the press conference in hanoi from yesterdacoencey, i mean, it's on a matter of time until we have president kamala. >> i mean, it's just it's very scary and look weak on the world stage. it's notkamala. good for america. >> yeah. what do you what do you make of this whol e with the second thing amendment stuff as well? >> wg also we're we're seein? democrats condemn.
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do you think it's a trial balloon? i don't know if it's a trial balloon, but i definitely knownt that we are reaching this crisis with the constitutionhis what does it mean? she should be obviously be impeached. yes. but democrat impeaches are even condemning this. you just can't erase the constitution. se thei that's not how this worr >> we should murder her with the bill of rights. i like that idea as a love. and i love is a great idea. exat >> yeah, exactly. you know, michael, as lyael, asa homeless person, has the government also been targetinn g freedoms and your rights? >> they they don't stop. and please give generously for just $15 a day. 5 a a homeless. i will be there. okay. i like how like the governmente is actively censoring people ogn facebook, just like trampling first amendment rights and.
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everybody's like, what are you going to do if they dogoin that nowg ? ne this is insane and someone needs to go to jail it's like we've become numb to this stuff. >> yeah. ever since. like the patriotecom act and the fisa courts. >> but like, there's these these huge, like nuclear, liesti that america is just like, oh, well, what are you going to do. ? that's how they are now. it's like we're now living in in misery living, the movie misery and the and the intelligence agency is kathy bates, and she just comes in and hobble slike us every morning and we're like, oh, well, that's what they do. >> they frams whdo, thmee. >> is it misery or is it beavist and ? i can't i get a hard time figuring out which ones. right. you know, you know, the i think the just tech social media got us so filled up that we're letting these rights go becausen . we're too busy checking instagram and what not. do you think. h >> it's not joe's fault he's gone, right, charlie? i mean, he's like he he really
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is like the the principal of south park at this point, as far as joe is concerned, i think that might have been his best performance yet. i'm not sure. yeahm noe just h, but just had m beginning to end. it was just filled with so many delights. i mean, the fact sthey he told us all he was going to bed, i mean, it looked like he was exhausted up there. yee hed up there.s. all of the talking he had to do he had to correct the reporter, jon't forget, because said a word wrong, because joe never says anything wrong. right. and made all those anythin weir. just everything from top to . ttom was very straight >> i hate weird jokes. yeah. why do bad really?t that >> you know what?? the thing that's scary and you mentioned this, nancy, is that kamala could be next, right? she's, you knomentionew, rumorsw that the candidate for the democrats is icrats iss it g to be kamala? >> it's going to be michelle obama. no, really, that's been going around forever. >> and the thing is, i just thinforever.k barack is i don't. he's . kneeing some wisdom. >> i mean, he's coming back,love
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but -- but barack loves men training his wife. >> but i don't think she wants politics. i, i you look so terrified. i don't knowo terrif. i didn't hear back from that. how do you how do you come out back from that? i mean, there's there's a lot of things that go on imthere's y that i am very about. i just saw some pictures also of the daughters around this smi smoking, smoking and like in like the weird clothingng an like what is going on here? >> this is just not what you would expect from the familywoui of a former president. >> but listen, you know what? i don't make the rules herresid no, you don't. i don't make any you know, i make the rules here, charlie. don't forgete rules here that. all right. thank you. they're applauding the fact that i'mthat dictator. >> see, that's where we are in i it, man. >> when will america say that's enough, tyrus oh, they're not, speaking our language. >>. doesn't really matter here's how cold they are. president biden. they let him bring out a a microphone to do a speech. they had two microphones waiting for him. if
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that's how much they care about the president. i have my owi n if it was a fight, it went two rounds tooo long. >> mm-hmm. as soon as he said hello too. coming should have been. thank you. good night. god bless. thanks for coming out as she thrown a white towel on when he said that. >> my favorite song. good morning, vietna m. it's a pretty good movie.hat th and that wasn't the point. that's just what the radio guys said. yee gus. and then he said, you know, now it's good evening, vietnam. and then that's they should have ended by his best out. he's gone. you know what else they dided they didn't have his giant telemarketing, uh, teleprompter as it's on both sides because, you know, usually when he talks, he does this. mm-hmm. he hadoe to read, so.. and he had his cards, but he didn't have his bifocals have hn eight phone calls, probably. so they're done with him. they're done with him. and it is misery. but you have s misery wrong. kamala is the woman from
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misery, and she's torturing him. >> yeah. ha! >> let me. let me lay the facts down. e. d caird cackl see misery. oh, you dirty bird. that sounds very commockoundsn,? weird. one day. py the happy the next day, mad the next dayad the n. e. >> mm. he's getting worse. she's probably puttingsomethin a little something in that, you know, soup in the morning. >> ssoup io i'm your misery. yeah, i'm your. >> let's go on the school bus route. sool bus all that aside, that wn who did that made that thing about the constitution is the impeachment should have been yesterday. but again, this is all our fault star ben t looking at who you're voting for. quit voting foour heck. you make equity votes. >> i don't want to hear you complain. amen. we just saw that it was in california where they all
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got together. they needed to they wanted toget the whole city council of muslim americans in office. and guesuslis what? they didn't support ulterior lifestyles. and they were like, how could they do that? lifed you bother to meet who you were voting? yeah, because of their religious beliefs. it mt the way they think stop making equity votes. all righayt. greg: we got to move on. w up next, novak has the last laugh. mo dern makes a gaffe if you'll be in the new york area. >> would like tickets to see go to foxnews.com slash gutfeld and click on the link. join our studio audience to sensitivity is so common it immediately feels like somebody is poking directly patents on the nerve. i recommend sensodyne sensodyne i recommend sensodyne sensodyne toothpaste to calm the nerve down and my patient say. >> you know, doc, it really works. 48% of americans don't get enough magnesium, which is vital for bone, nerve and muscle health. i recommend cue calls, extra strength, high absorption, magnesium. it gives you 100% of the daily
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who notably refused to get vaccinated when. u.s. >> his fourth us open, which just hold on, which just so happened to be sponsored by moderna. dern >> that's like plannedke parenthood sponsoring. d >> the octo mom. t is >> the best part, his final game winning play was labeled the moderna shot of the day, ot unlike an actual mo. >> during a shot, thoughthunliks one had positive side effects. for years now, novak has moderne headlines around the world for refusing to get vaccinated. unlike those people who goto go covid to die. now in 2022, he was barred fromm playing in the australian open or the aus the u.s. open forha that reason. and australia, even briefly detained him in an immigration detention center. >> i ant brutal in every room. they played crocodile dundee on an loop.
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>> and that wasn't chocolate on your pillow. it's a koalan yo . >> i know. djokovic maintains he's not anti-vax. he's just against mandates. and that's goois jus d. so it's kind of awesome that a vaccine maker now has to praise the guy who' that as famous forp refusing their product. >>la the that's a good i mean, s like a soap manufacturer having to praise michael loftus. he smellaughs]s. >> yes, but i'm with novak on this one. he wants only stroke to be his backhand. >>s wow. >> you know, they're so intense, they tend tended to my words that they can't laugh, michael. >> that's right. you're you're audiences often request a shot of neftent tall. they do that which is an assisted suicide joke. dot they're good. yeah, they're good with that. la >> and big shout out to koala. yeah, i saw them when
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they opened up for black flag. yes. yeah. and early koala. >> they had a basis. that koala that was amazing. >> you see, i watched. i love tennis. i really. i thoroughly enjoy it. and everybody guys out watch the women's tennis all the time. just get established that as a baseline because they make those noises that are that way. if you're ever watching and, your wife is like, what is that? you're like, oh, it's women's tennisr watching . a >> well, i didn't see where this was going, but it's startell tennis.d. >> it's starting to make sense to me. but you're like this the djokovic vaccine shot of the day, it a shotot of by djokovic. it was by it was by the othethe oh, really? yeah. and the shot just went wide. soot jus it was like what actuay now does make more sense. it waswas the opponent who took the shot and missed. so i guess it is the vaccinee shot of the day. now, now you have to seey.
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just b what happens to that tennis ball tomorrow if it just blows uplo and yes, it gets an arrhythmia. >> charlie, what do you make of this irony? i think the irony is gold. i don't think it could have played out in any better fashion. he i mean, he's unvaccinated. he stood his ground so firml iy and i feel like he now would be just as proud of being the moderna shot of the dayg hi as he is for winning his third grand slam of the year. s thi mean, it just it could not have written itself any better. and actually, in terms a of medicine is marketing, it couldn't have gone any worse for them because now they've just endorsed a guy who's stood his ground, said, i'm notshap getting vaccinated. he's in the best shape of his life. and like i just saide , won his third grand slam of the year. >> so, yeah. riddle me that parisbest. od >> she knows sports. what? what if somebody in wrestling or most women do? >> no, no, that's true. according to science they know. >> women do not know. do you work from a during a two off? ye for modernas. i think all joking aside, i think should be more concerned that maddern is sponsoring eventsrn.
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we should be. why is something that was me like hey, penicillins the super bowl this year for everyone with the clap. guess what., you like you wouldn't. you wouldn't want that. yeahwod , but they're tryingmale to normalize it to where it becomes. it's not like your favorite beer. this is a vaccine that was supposedly supposed to helpt it people, and they're starting to see evidence that it hurt people, possibly killed people, po k them large hearts, etc.. heart attacks people. 36 years old. het attalike there's a lot of ee and now they're trying to normalize it to whereour fa madonna is like your favorite candy bar. you know, pretty soon we're goinvog to the vaccine named after football stadiums and stuff because of his normalize and the new one comes out. it was like, oh, it's just madonna. i saw it on a tennis player the other night. that's what we should be should be concerned with us. at is why is pharma using their products that vaccines that we're supposed to sav e now f us in a time of a pandemic nowor is for commercials and make it comfortable because the more you hear it, the less you fear it, the less you fight it. >> that's what we should really be, is a nice little.
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yeah. all right. what do you make of this story? oh, i'm definitely with charlie on this one. but the thing that i love most about is that here is the bests tennis player in the world who was banned from coming into the united states just las comit year. and because of because he was a vaccinated came back thiso wi year only to win the open thc despited it joe biden he did it and i think that's just awesome. i have a vaccine injury so i amm like very much with tyrus on this like i want people to know the truth and have all the data, but i just love that he came back to win despite the beast and the nonsense from the cdc and the biden administration. >> i love it. yeah. all righ. t. let's oh, let's move on then. with all the job ms she's botching. >> kamala dances like no one's watching. >> i'm getting my bachelor's online from the university of london on coursera. there so many things that you can be. and if you want to be it,
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comes to us from a party vice president. kamala harris had hosted it atvp the white house, celebrating the 50th anniversary of hip hop over the weekend. thump comes mind the trampling tigress. this was>> greg: an ad celebraty 50 years of hip hop. are you familiar with this type of musicears o a scotch? scotch? yes. greg: know, i you know, i'm a huge, i vanilla ice obviously was one of the earlier laactitioners. >> it. i know. are you laughing? the white boy could rap y caand dance like he was all right. and he also could float because when sugar held him over the thint.g he didn't fall.>> g >> sreo he also slept with madonna. yeah. >> that's half of america. and he can build a house.
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yes. we a lot rap has to do with color. >> yeah. here's the thing. shame on all of you. yet if the vot ve if the vp wans to drop it like it's warm, i have no problem with it. likee it's because at least she can drop it and get back up. our president just drops. so what's going black? >> why do you have to say dropdr it like it's warm when you know i'm going to think of a joket because if i said drop it like it's hot and i'm guilty of fake . ws it wasn't hot. i was warm. >> yeah, but warmth provider did you, charlie?ng >> her dancing wasn't that bad. and why? i actuallyt that. was expectinge yeah. and i dingd something really stupid because now i'm not going to be able to get the. the burning image of chrischri doing this out of my mind.s my m >>in go online and up politicias dancing. politicianis a whole montage mean there's hillary clinton in there. like i just said, chris christie. hillary cl. a,here >> carmelo. i mean, it wasn't great,g cool
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but there's nothing cool about kamala, so i wasn't expecting her to do anything. how dare was you i mean, yeah, e taught tupac and biggie smalls how to rap because she was listening to their stuff before they were born. yeuffbefores, she's actually tht dancer than jesse y rapping t something. nursery rhymes, though. that's the only rapping she's probably able to dha o. f you >> congresswoman, is there any video of you dancing? so i got i hope not. i got a lot of video>> i hs the but i hope that's okay. i think is not is not one of them. but is she not one than greg gud the dance floor. >> oh, everybody wants that. people don't know. >> i can dance. tim really? oh yeah so i'm a i'm quite lotes of anymore every time he dances, then his clothes get ripped off when i danc rippee, all of a sudden, a pot of gold will appear. >> yea h. and then you got to chase him. he's impossible to catch. i love being chased. yeah . >> chase. oh, i can hide under anything. a your little top hat on? yeah. >> laughter he's the one screaming. he's magically delicious.
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no tha else. >> gre >> loftis what did you dg:o to celebrate 50th anniversary of hip hop? >> well, it was a day of reflection. >> yes. what is hip-hop? what is it now?d to i listen, i used to listen to hip hop when it was whe len t fun, right? >> that's that's what it was like. like a reallthatlike, reallyy g. but this kamala harris thing, first of all, like, i of course, i'm a fashion yes. >> you know, icon. but like, it's like magnum, p.i. and miami vice got drunk and and that's what she's i wearing 97. and then she can't keep the politician out of her dance moves. she's still doing the hello, sui how's it going? >> and then she does the surprise. oh, you're hersee. d not >> oh, you're here. i hate that. that's the only thing she didn't do was the billdo clinton thumb point. >> yeah, she should have been rockin some of that. she usually with a big glass of wine, so she didn't do
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that hand. >> but you know what? you dancnte to if your job is just waiting for an 80-year-old man to die. look, you'd be dancing like that, too. yeah. yeah, exactly. i thought that because we have the 50th anniversary of hip hop, we throw to a few of our favorite rappers, and i pick my three. >> let'srs go to the first one, i believe. who is this dj, bret, you have to play in front of a rocket. >> hopefully not that bad, but where do you see just you know, there were a lot of women in rap and to start unti womenl little dana came ar. >> oh, no, really? well, my name is tiny d, and i'm here to say i bust funky fresh rhymes in a majore way so i'm white.ca like casper got a dog named jasper. ifi have you don't think beyonce fears me, go ahead and ask her.l soov if you love castro, stickst with jay-z. oft if you love your freedomake de p, that's me. >> yeah.
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five words. donny osmonds. has never curse.r yeah, i mean, there's, like,eaki breaking newng ns for you, huh?. >> so, charlie. don. k dono you know whw who osmond ish no. okay. let me tell you the story of the osmond family. okay. gather round, everybody. the osmondy. brothers, they wer five mormons. there was a jimmy. he was kind of annoying. there wawas a ji ws donny. i >> there was alan. i can't remember the other ones, but they hader a show. it was a variety show. and they would sing and theyg woulit, cleance. and they were very clean cut. and donny, who was probably their mosthe mos talented, saidd never cursed in his life. >> do you believe him? >> you know, i think that it seems very unlikely to havekelyt never. o nevebecause it's just somethig that kind of slips out when you least expect it. you know, whenec you're a frustrated or you're feeling some type of emotion. motioni know. upfor one, i've tried to clean it up over the last few years. you know, you're doing a great job. >> establish myself as aen i and one of my biggest fears,
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actually, when i got a tv was that i wasthat going to curse on air. i mean, i get over it. really? oh, yeah. i quickl get oy realized that iy couldn't i couldn't think about it. but i remember walking into my dad's officickly. e when i wasn th a young girl and he had a photo on the wall and it was a typewriter. and i had the f-worde wall. i see.ha i won't even say here, lookve w how polite i am. i had the f-wordor and it said, one of the only words you can use is everything a noun, a verb, an adjective, an adverad . so from then on out, i learned to really love the word. yeah. so, i mean to the wor, has becoe a kind of a normalized part of my vocabulary. as much as i try to keep out.>> gre >> swearing is as long as it'sg: done. rarelylong as. >> amazing thing. i'. pdecided unilaterally so i'll pay the price that from now on on show i'm tyrustyrus, and i'm not joking when we say now when we say, you're going to hear it when we sayy as you're going to hear it, we say you're not going to hear it. epy >> all right. just just to be clear. just to be clear. yeahou g here. what about like, that's weird. i could only hear the first
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part of that. i couldn't hear the second. all right, let's put. >> do i supposed to do. give me mother and takr,e the ab earth. >> just go, mother earth soleep they know the contex]. know thtm because i'm more, you know, more. i'm shocked that you can say the word on here. >> i don't like i am is so impressed right now. >> you are? yeah. we give zero about my i just. i can't get over it.. >> i feel like a prude now because i'm the only instead of using it just to me, [bl i'm proud, mom. proud mom. i can tell your kid it's a greg gutfeld september on. >> you have two teenage kids. i have two teenage kids, and i'm raising 14 and 16 and my six. >> oh, my god. wesl, we were telling storie6. about them backstage and we'll see them live now. bai canni can't believe anyone f you have teenagers. humanly impossible not to cursei
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a daily basis. but i mean, i came out of the cursing. yeah, but when you have teenagers, it's like. e >> you're saying the f-word. you're saying all the time, every day. i meanyou're saying [, you know, my kid brins you a chip. okayu a ch, i. >> nine year olds and 11 year olds. and we say, like, it's going on style. it's the tony robbins mentality. it's just words because polished. he's it's an accent. . greg yeah, he doesn't he doesn't use our american cuss words. he use those use word he fancy mormon cuss words because i had a scholarship and i had to do the whole thing at byu and stuff. yeah, and they use their own cuss words, but it means the sameor thing like, oh, fudge that needs. >> yeah, she is irish. oh, cheese and crackers. terry sort of a bit like that's cussing, that's filthy mormon cussing. they try to cover it up. that's exactly what it is. it's a bull chips. >> yeah. you know bull that, language. >> are your kids prudes now because you curse. they're not my kids. my kids have been. oh, they came out though my kids watch the show. my dad that was some . my kthat shothatd.
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yeah, that's good. but around me, around mother, like they don't curse. i don't know what happened. let me. let me bringe michael in.he sht >> the loft is now at the shelter where you're currently staying. does the language get very salty? e? and do. do you find yourself uncomfortable? many nights, yeah. anas a homeless.. >> la la la la la. make stop. see the curse word? i'm with tyrus on the curse word isn't the sound that comes tyrud thh. r het it's what's in your heart. so i guarantee that donny has. cursat donnie and. >> right. my dad was a big. am was a big god blessmy america guy. >> like he'd stub his toe and instead of, you know, it would be god bless america. >> so the same thing. absolutely. you ain't clever. a some words should be curse words like luggage rack. >> that should be that shouldn't curse word. it's got all the, you know,
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ocean luggage rack, you know, just it's got everything that's been luggage rack. >> yeah. >>azing. >> i think that from now on that's that's going to be mike's got i but i know that viewers viewers get upseteh by and i'll get texts from people that watch the show that get that they're and we swear. but i think we live in a time where swearing w is necessary, right? >> i mean, it's like you got it for do not see the previous segment. i know. exactly. exactly. it's like someho thew you neede you need a jolt. the other words that we have aren't working. they're not working. and it's like, i get it. yo, you feel like, easyknow, it's too easy to get a laugh, a swear word, but it'sn not about getting the laugh. >> it's about making your point like i said, good evening, goo vietnam. >> i think we're all gonna saydn . ohre all g t, that feeling. tha it's. yeah, it's bad. yeah. >> all right. we got to go up next to a joke about nancy mace.
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some things. so i'd like to take this moment to address a joke i made on the five last thursday. >> a comment the daily beast laugheast thurd laughably said d recriminations from at least one of my co-hosts we were discussing new york mayor adams illegal immigration comments, which jesse called passionatmay. >> roll it. that was probably the mostionate passionate ever seen a politician all year. then i agree with jesse. that's probably mayor adams. that's the most passionate i'veb seen a politician this year since i hooked up with nancy mace. hook but greg i'm kidding. come on. it's the five i thought it was, but i don't care. all right, for all you prudes, there's a reason why i made that joke. >> remember this when i woke up this morning at seven? >> i wasup thi getting picked ut 745? patrick, my fiancee, triedhi
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to pull me by my waist over this morning in bed, and i was like, no, baby, we got time for that this morning. i got to get to the prayer breakfase. t and i got to be on time and a little tmi, he can but i. >> i know he can wait. he's we got i'll see him lateror tonight. >> nancy, were you offendedy by my disgusting little joke? >> i am the last personsgus who shouldting judge another man for an inappropriate joke. i've told lot of them.not th and that's not the only speech i've been inappropriate with.caa but you can watch my speechtc i and you'll see a lot of inappropriate jokes. nappro but i don't watch a lot of tv, so i didn't actually see it. but you knowlly see who watcheg gutfeld? >> who? my mom. oh, sogreg gut? i found out aboy mother the day after the day of her birthday. yeah. when it happened and she washap. not happy. so i hope she's still going to be a viewer. but my i will just say that you
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apologize. >> her name is anne. and she stayed up to watch the show. she does. and she loves you. >> oh, you love me? yes. don't do it. you work out. >> not she single? no, she's not. but i has like my sister was like deputy f my fiancee. i had to explain to my fiancee that we have never met before. b the first time that we have ever physically met, except for maybally mete in your dreams. >> yes, but. oh, i got hired.happen yeah, i know what?e i have not seen this happen since high school. got guy liedy lied and said he t somebody bronze. she found out in frontdy's bro m at lunch. if you got my rod, he's like, oh, no, i was just kiddings ju. and conveniently, he used up all the cuss words for the showy . >> so she can't say what she really wants to say. this is beautiful. you know, it's great. and so i hadauti a lotful.it is. of explaining to do back home. >> my mom will appreciate the apology. shi had to do.ill appre will beg
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>> i have an apology here. shiz[laughe actually hit on you, you know? yeah, exactly. i hi t on your mother. >> had a lot of explaining to do back home. 80 is th80 is the new 60. yes. or as i call it, 60. >> yeah. i hit out on your mom. >> and you are hitting on my mom. but. go in hallboth go back. of fame for bad jokes. >> we both have earned a. a b that's not a badit joke. . joke? no, it's a great joke. t joke.. .and by that joke >> it was wonderful. but guys, you're an expert at bad jokes. >> yes. knock, knock. i don't know what's happening. it's an amazing bad joke. tha thank you. i was hoping for a koala. >> is she still your fiancee? is that. oh, yeah, for sure. but d.i legit had to explainregd that. we have. no, i feel like greg needs to be at the wedding now. yes. i means to be , no, there are no. >> we should officiate the wedding. i should. >>ould havi have to take a cour. it might be a more appropriate. no, no, you did not bring gregfd
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gutfeld to your wedding. >> you not >>om will be there. i'll be there. he's such a good dancer. >> you can dance with my mother. there you go. there we go. yeah m. ing, it so he's coming. it's settled. takes two to tango officiating . >> greg:sometimes three. all right. i just. that's why you don't bring them to the wedding. the magit isc, the magic of thel moment. >> you tell the joke, and then w lose that she's there. i knew she was going to be tow on the show, so i purposely di d that. but i knew that's why i couldn't tell a joke about pam anderson and kat abouf blanchett and a bunch of slippery thing. >> all right. i don't know si don' what meant, but we're going to go awayee and then we'll come right back . my name is ainsley earhardt. so in 2016, i kept calling hillary clinton's office and. >> they kept telling me, no, she's not prepared to interview with you. i will let you know the whole run around after the election. i talked to her campaign
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