>> sean: take a look at the washington post and the editorial saying joe need to go. you got to go but we love you. you are the best. thank you. that is all the time we have left this evening. don't forget tomorrow, thursday night, three tickets for the audience shows in new york city. hannity.com to register. set your dvr so you neve an episode. let not your heart be troubled because pecos bill will put a smile on your face. have a good night. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> greg: look at all of these people. nice! very nice! very good. very good. great to see the girl scouts of america are here tonight. so many of you probably know what today is. yeah. happy birthday to me. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪

>> greg: so -- thank you, jean. i'm afraid to ask but -- what did you get me for my birthday? >> you are looking at it. i'm just kidding. it is back stage and i hope you like big packages. [cheers and applause] [applause] >> greg: to the monologue and it is also a that day of the week. ♪ ♪ >> announcer: assembled together in one place. the greatest segment in cable television. trans today. wait a minute. i'm not tuesday. arm -- >> greg: it is trans today where each topic has a little extra junk in the trunk.

first, fencing. in a sport where two people jabbed at each other, you might assume biological males have a competitive advantage. at least that is what i observed in the fox news men's room. talk about swordfights. [laughs] i'm undefeated mainly because lou dobbs retired. [laughter] an anonymous female fencing competitor is speaking out against a trans fence are calling for bio males "unfair and shortsighted." it is pretty much the same thing all of us said when fox fired jesse watters. those hired jesse watters. started competing against women last year. was awarded medals in both foil and savor. rare accomplishment in fencing and he also took first place in the category of having a wang. [laughter] so it looks like he thought the

glory was as clear as his adam's apple. go for the girls. everybody is supposed to applaud your courage, right? how progressive. the actually female athlete who wants to remain unidentified so every trans in the world is not stream threats at her, what i'm seeing happening is the integrity of women's sports at of all ages. as we look at this stuff is happening all over. cnn's winning. volleyball. and illinois, two trans cyclist crushed the female competition winning gold medals and two lead female races in just four days. but to prove they were just as effeminate, the trans women bikes did have basket with little plastic flowers on them. [laughter] >> tyrus: a sexist would say. >> greg: yes, thank you. hey, girls, it is not so bad. they maybe you on the bike. he will get revenge when those

bike seats lower those women's sperm counts. a school voted to rehire a trans tennis coach who was caught talking to the students about undergarments and menstruation. finally someone who is billie jean and aching. usually playing doubles does not mean adjusting your testicles. [laughter] but you can see the obsession with integrating a gender ideology has driven a lot of people completely back league in record time. all the old rules are abated like a west wing bag of cocaine. and that is despite a recent gallup poll that shows almost 70% of americans don't think men should be allowed to compete with women athletically. will, unless it is to make the wnba watchable.

[laughter] i know. but you know what does who is really worked up about this stuff? keith olbermann. cut him some slack. these days, getting worked up is the only work he gets. he has always had a problem with women. he even described one woman, pissed him off as a bag of meat with lipstick. but those are strong was coming from a man who is a giant bag of douche. he gets to insult and lie about women with his ever dwindling fan base of mental patients. like when he like when he said this to riley gaines. "can you adjust the reality and move past it? you sucked at swimming. i know. and he adds that is why you

lost. wow. i wonder what women did to him to make him hate the lady focused so much. maybe it is what they did not do. [laughter] like one of richard branson's plans and has "virgin" written all over him. [applause] thank you. now his statement was a lie, of course. so wryly put him in a body bag figuratively. >> as i was getting my honors down to show you, i dropped it. and i broke it. which would be really unfortunate if i did not have more of those. lucky for me i do. so let's go to it. s.e.c. title. second in the country. this is my s.e.c. community service leader of the year awa award. another s.e.c. title. ncaa trophy. look. as easy scholar athlete of the year. i'm pretty smart. another one. that is when i broke the

butterfly record which i still hold. making me one of the fastest of all time. i would be really sad if i broke this trying to prove a park to an old man who does not even seem to get a job. but i got more of these. i'm not. thanks, keith. [cheers and applause] >> greg: usually he has to pay a check for a beating like that. [laughter] maybe riley should challenge keys into a women's swim meet. he is already played less. just mentioned keith in a swimming pool and now a full can of lysol into my brain. a hemorrhoid with a bad hairpiece. that is keith. he is just a symptom. 2023 male chauvinism has been repackaged as inclusivity. harassing women is no diversity.

destroying the dreams of young female athletes is equity. that is how you behave when your whole philosophy is based on an insane lie. just ask the folks -- folks at anheuser-busch who championed the fine are of women face. were spokesman for alcohol since ted kennedy. but hey, this is what you get when you reject the words and the bees. everyone else gets stung except the one with a pecker. let us welcome that nights guests. when it comes to protecting women sports, no one has bigger balls performer ncaa swimmer and adviser, riley gaines! [cheers and applause] now even kathy hochul wishes he won. former new york congressman lee zeldin! [cheers and applause]

she just flew back from texas and boy, is this joke tired. new york times best-selling author and fox news contributor kat timpf! [cheers and applause] and he retired from wrestling but for extra 10 bucks he will still hit you with a folding chair. best selling author, comedian and former champion, tyrus! [cheers and applause] welcome to the show. we cover a lot and that monologue. i want to ask you why this thing keeps reoccurring in sports. eyes and it is obvious because it is permitted. >> riley: exactly. >> greg: what would you like to address? >> : let's start with keith naturally. after like that is the direction this has to go. he just makes it too easy. it was literally too easy to make that video. first book i had to call my dad. my dad was a former nfl player. called my dad because after i saw his initial tweet saying i sucked at swimming, blah blah blah, i looked at his profile on

twitter and it said espn. i'm like, oh gosh, maybe this is just because i'm young. i have literally never heard of this person. i called my dad. dad, who is this? he is like, riley, he got fired from espn decades ago. i think he was trying to make it on msnbc, whatever you want to call it. but -- so i'm looking of this guy. that was quite literally too easy to make. i want to make a point, too. after i drop the trophy, i broke the trophy, the s.e.c. saw that video and they reach out to me and they said, you know, we hate that you broke your trophy trying to prove your point, the's old man. we would love to make a new one and send you a new one. prox to the s.e.c. s.e.c. commissioner. [applause] >> tyrus: you need to called him back and sent him one. >> riley: that is too much validation for him. >> greg: kat, has keith olbermann ever entered your life

at all? >> kat: yeah, because he does this all the time. think this is our he does. he went after me. there's that fox nation show where you talk about the years. a bunch of us were talking about "frozen." i found the tweet. he said, breaking, kat timpf, and others of disney boycotting fox news endorse disney's "frozen." my comments on -- in this clip in their entirety are every time i heard the "frozen" song, i was glad i did not have any children. [laughter] that is not an endorsement of "frozen" or children. [laughter] >> greg: or frozen children, which are delightful on a summer day. >> kat: on are going to watch the 30 seconds. >> greg: it is a strange psychosis. he is definitely alone. and this is what he does. and maybe he has got some kind of problem.

lee, welcome to the show. do you swim? >> congressman zeldin: sitting next to riley gaines, yes. >> greg: how would you handle this issue if you were governor? [laughter] >> congressman zeldin: new york just passed a new law where they created a whole new gender called x. all sorts of agencies and state forms where you don't even have to be male or female anymore. my daughter, a senior, had twin girls. one of them is competing in swimming right now. not riley gaines, but she enjoys it. >> greg: wé to throw your daughters under the bus. >> on national television. >> congressman zeldin: the first to acknowledge that. she should be able to enjoy the experience without having to worry about men in the bathroom, the locker room competing next to her in the swimming pool. and just because you can, you know, talk to your jumped into your adidas once he does not mean you should be able to

compete against my daughter. >> greg: exactly. >> congressman zeldin: i don't even -- forgetting. i don't remember multiple times. i feel bad watching this, going after riley because the guy is a schmuck. he lost the biggest [bleep] and ilie, you are a rockstar. keep fighting. [applause] >> greg: my obermann story, this guy is such a monumental [bleep] and i stress, this guy is a [bleep] know what the definition of a [bleep] is? blocking somebody on twitter and talking about them and then not allowing them to respond because you blocked them. he plucked me. to stay, i have no idea why. i see his blocked tweet and i can't read his tweet. they are always about me. he is a sad [bleep]

[laughter] [applause] tyrus, do you remember in the olympics in the early '70s, the joke was about east german female athletes taking hormones and how that made them manly and it was locked and now we have to actually say, you know, that is actually the future. >> tyrus: where are. when we need them? i feel bad i don't have a keith olbermann shirt. apparently he does not pick on me for some reason. [laughter] fingers crossed. maybe after this. >> greg: yes. >> tyrus: yeah. the comment to say that she sucked, right? >> greg: uh-huh. >> tyrus: she did find a trained man in a swimming pool to a draw and he had hurt by weight, muscle, and links. >> greg: yes. >> tyrus: that is pretty [bleep] impressive. let's not forget that. [applause] a lot of women would have probably been a little intimidated because i'm sure he

was doing what men do, intimidate, stare down. he was kaki and she showed that it takes a super woman athlete to have to compete with him. my daughters all swim and if -- and i go to as many mates as i can and i'm watching because i will be the daddy wrestling. [laughter] it is what it is. we do this trans tuesday. we have more trans tuesday episodes than there is trans. we need to created this giant thing. it is just when it comes to these sports, it has nothing to do with that. these are just creepy men who can't compete, then tried to use the feelings of the left to support them because they want to win. they are not there to make a statement. it is -- if it was about making a statement, they would say, i was just happy to compete. but they are not. they don't have to get to change. they don't have to do the

chomping. but for some reason, they want our kids to chop because the definition of a woman is you don't know what it is, so why do they have to change anything? that is the craziness, the ridiculousness of what it is. let's call what it is. it is bad men wearing wigs and makeup stealing things from women because they can't take it from us. [cheers and applause] >> greg: we got to move on. but you got to sympathize with authentic trans. and they are not part of the scam. >> tyrus: they have nothing to do with it. >> kat: there's a lot of trans people that just want to watch tv. >> greg: don't i know it? that is why we do trans tuesday. trans tuesday is for you, trans. up next, a political rookie and her webcam track eight. somebody is texting me like a madman. >> announcer: if you'll be in the new york area and would like tickets to see "gutfeld!," go to foxnews.com/gutfeld, and click on the link to join our studio audience. some people ask if our presidential election was fair? mom's, dad's, grandma's and grandpa's

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>> emily: -- chatterbate, which i assume is an online forum for fishermen. she reportedly asked her online fans for tips in exchange for private shows. adding that she was raising money for a good cause. thank goodness jerry lewis did not try that. r.i.p. in another video she reportedly said she and her husband tried swapping but he "does not like to share." so are you sure she did not marry a republican. [laughter] gibson has since lowered up. she told the washington post she won't be intimidated or silence on the according to the videos, there is one way to get her to stop talking. [laughter] she blames her political opponents and the republican allies for this leak. when she called a sex crime. republicans are so outrage, they want to see the videos over and over and over to make sure they are real.

support susanna and her husband. it is not like they are cheating on each other. they are monetizing their matrimony and it is kind of refreshing to find the scandal that involves having sex with your spouse. [laughter] for some reason just the idea of having sex with your husband can be terrifying. [laughter] but i don't get it. i don't get it at all. you told me you wanted to do this story. a webcam sex scandal, would havu popular in your bid for govern governor? >> congressman zeldin: i would say no. >> i would disagree. >> congressman zeldin: i don't remember but i think it was a candidate who screws their spouse on camera for cash will screw constituents off camera for cash. i don't know if it is a good thing. maybe kat sees it a little bit

differently. but i think that this is, either, this is not a good thing for a candidate. and i don't know if i would call this admirable. may be interesting. is that somebody who is willing to swap with their spouse may be is someone who potentially could be more bipartisan. [laughter] showing a willingness. >> tyrus: that is what i'm saying, yes. >> congressman zeldin: reach across the aisle. >> greg: reach around the aisle. >> over it, under it, cross it. >> greg: you know what? you did all right on this. you know? what do you say about this? what is amazing to me is this married, well has kids and i just feel more boring than ever. right. >> kat: who cares? you got one life to live. if you want to live it kinky, go

ahead. this does not bother me i had. go ahead and do this. the stuff about her that bothers me is more along the lines of she wants more gun-control laws. that is the kind of stuff that affects other people. you want to do that, it looks like she is having a good time. >> greg: it is a good department. this is overshadowing -- i don't even know what her stance is. i don't know her. [laughter] >> tyrus: i'm glad -- [laughter] oh, man. >> greg: i did not even see that one coming, but it was good. [laughter] no, stop. dirty minds! >> tyrus: he is not informed, okay? i have been to know all of this. she is on fours for everything to bring everything together. it does not have to be missionary. sometimes you just got to cowboys up and get those things in there. votes and laws. >> greg: yes.

>> tyrus: disgusting. i'm sorry. his birthday, besmirching with your bills. >> greg: yeah. what is happening? >> tyrus: if you want to do stuff with your husband or wife and put it on video, that is your funeral. but we have gone to a park where most people are just happy that it was a husband and wife because if you want to start going there, we got a cast of characters in the current administration that i think would be much happier if there were doing it with someone they had thousand with. you can even have your luggage at the airport. you know what i'm saying? you got some really wild weird stuff going on. we have principals who have been arrested for child pornography. this is almost refreshing. you know what i'm saying? it is refreshing. it did not hurt anybody else except the person who over to. >> greg: yeah, exactly. exactly. you know, riley, i think you are

23, right? >> : i am. >> greg: i apologize. >> riley: i just want to know the good causes. what is a good cause? >> tyrus: the betterment of our constitution. >> greg: do you have any feelings, thoughts, or cares about this. >> riley: maybe. i have not been exposed to this long enough. but to hear this is refreshing, i don't know if i agree with that. [laughter] this is -- >> tyrus: it is an ugly world out there. >> riley: i am realizing really quickly. thanks, keith olbermann. yes, this is -- it is a slap in the face to and so many and i think most importantly matrimony of what marriage is in my perspective. [applause] >> kat: i think it is a good look for women because her sex scandal was with her own husband. >> greg: tyrus is right. so many gross things are going on with sam stealing luggage and hunter biden and two other

people i can't mention it because i live with them. [laughter] >> tyrus: yeah, i mean, it is the lesser of two things. everyone has a little something and it feels like it is all coming out and they get it right. they have scandals with their husbands. men have scandals with other things and stuff. >> greg: yes, anthony weiner. >> tyrus: and bodies pulled out of the -- yeah. bodies end up in a car in the bottom of the lake. you know what i'm saying? [laughter] >> greg: i guess we should -- do you want me to there? okay, cool. just let me know. up next, are you a racist jerk

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>> announcer: everything is racist! [cheers and applause] >> greg: today on "everything is racist," oakland's woke district attorney, pamela price, is accusing her fellow residents of

racism for expressing outrage about the city's crime problem. so if you complain about crime, you are a racist. what does that make the victims of crime? super racist? it is kind of amazing in 2023 that hating crime is now a hate crime. meanwhile in portland, nike is closing one of its flagship stores due to rapid theft. and that is after nike offer to pay off-duty cops which the city cannot provide because it did not have enough officers on staff. so nike said, just screw it. so tyrus, isn't it racist to assume that being critical of crime is being critical of blacks? >> tyrus: yeah. >> greg: and she assumes i guess there's no black victims. >> tyrus: yeah, i'm more upset. when nike first came out and i was in college at the time, while it was out for a while. it was one story we went to and you do not even care about who you are playing. you were going to nike headquarters. it was a big deal and he would go in there and you get all kind

of cool gifts and stuff but now it had to close down. that is where we are at. it used to be a place where people would literally take trips to want to say they walk into the official nike store and now it is just as where we are at. it drives me crazy and yeah, if you say, if i say, hey, you are arresting people for crimes is racist. i'm assuming that everyone who is getting arrested is a minority. >> greg: yeah. >> tyrus: which makes me [bleep] racist. that is the worst thing you can say. it is like every time something goes wrong, i put a man did it. you know what i'm saying? that type of mindset, they just say things. it does not it does not have to make sense. anything that is not part of their narrative, they want to get rid of police. they want social workers to come in and help you. [laughter] so it does not matter but until that happens to her, what happens to her, and all of a sudden, it is going to be, where are the police? and we got to get these people off the street. might even use racial epithets to describe the criminals that robbed.

>> greg: i was thinking about this, riley. i'm going to predict this that there will be a time when people say, pressing charges, let's say you are the victim and mark. you are marked. 70 was going to say, pressing charges against the person that mark few is racist. >> riley: well, take back to the incident i had in san francisco where i literally was ambushed. i was mocked. i was held for ransom for over -- i mean, almost four hours. these protesters held me hostage with the officers in the room with me. the officers were being held hostage. and i'm looking at the officers, you know, what is going on? and he told me they could not be seen as anything other than an hour into that community. they were scared. they were scared to do their own job. >> greg: that is pathetic. >> riley: even the next day, the vice president of student affairs at san francisco state university sent an e-mail out to their student body. again, keep in mind, they loudly demanded that i paid them money if i wanted to see my family safe again. i was physically hit, all the

things. the vice president of student affairs sends an e-mail to their student body saying, we are so proud of our brave students. we applaud them for handling riley gaines in the manner that they did. so it is happening. it is mind blowing. that was my first kind of, like, oh, my gosh. of course you hear things in the justice system that is messed up. but i was so appalled and a few weeks ago, i went to the organ and i have never in my life seen a city so run down. the ramp it, i mean, people look like zombies. they were bent over. they look at paralyze. i'm assuming from the drugs, again, i'm young. i'm not that exposed. i don't know. yeah. [laughs] so yes, i think, i mean, again, think of thomas, we are in the situation where we were victims. i wholeheartedly believe we were victims of. >> riley: assault where we did

not give consent. we are being called bigots. we are being called all of the things making us -- they are -- they are trying to redeem us as the oppressors, not the oppressed were the victims. >> greg: kat, you are going to be you are going to be important this weekend. you wanted to borrow my body of armor? >> kat: no, i will be good. >> greg: how about my body spray? >> kat: will you stop asking me that? [laughter] so yeah, nike, here's the thing. so it turns out that if you want your business to be open, the people have to buy that stuff. you can't take the stuff. i can have an nba. but i think that a very important part of any business model is that it has to be one. right? i am doing a show in portland on sunday. i'm bringing kennedy. it is amazing. everyone is going to have a great time. you do need a ticket. >> greg: yeah. yeah. >> kat: or you can't go. >> greg: they can't come in and steal kat timpf. you are worth more than $900. >> kat: thank you.

that is the nicest thing you have ever said to me. >> tyrus: it is. it will be edited out. >> greg: this is how you actually -- they found a way to end society. the things in that to preserve society would be perceived as an injustice. therefore, you can no longer survive as a society. control of new york is the only state in the entire country where a judge can wait and [indistinct] so eric adams as the mayor of new york city called on democrats in albany into overhaul cashless bill to give judges discretion. rosey's brother in manhattan, a white liberal manhattan democrat said dangerous -- dangerousness is code for black. when i was campaigning for governor last year, i was advocating for alvin bragg to go. i was criticizing his they want memo saying he is going to refuse to enforce laws. they said, that makes me a racist. overhaul cashless bail. you are seeing that as a dog whistle because you are a basis.

no, it is because law-abiding new yorkers are fed up that the streets are being turned over that we don't have the backs of our men and women in law enforcement that we are passing these old criminal laws in albany. it is on the merit that we care about the future of our community, our city, state, our country and we are passionately fighting for it. it is nothing at all to do with the color of the guy's skin. i don't give a crap what color his skin is, whether he is male, female, i don't care. all the left has left, calling as a racist. [applause] >> greg: well said. lee zeldin! coming up, looking

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overshadowed on her wedding day. the bright who goes by that name penny confessed online that she would give her two sisters daily smoothies to make them lose weight but they were actually way gain concoctions. -- weight gain concoctions. when one of her sisters caught the bouquet because she ate it. [laughter] what do you make of this? is this evil? >> kat: yes. i did not think about doing it. >> greg: really? flower girl, it was a dude. >> kat: and he looked amazing. beautiful, beautiful. but i do not think about doing this, the weight gain thing. i thought about putting wrestling in my sister's hair so it would be really oily because my sister is really good looking. as many men on the internet have noticed, julia is way hotter than kat. we know. >> greg: i have said that many

times. >> kat: yes. many people have because it is true. it is okay, though. i have other features, things about me that are cool. [laughs] thank you, a smattering of applause. so yeah. no, no, no. it is okay. clearly -- clearly they have all seen julia. so you know, i get it. i don't like to stand next to her in the christmas picture. it is not such a holiday when you see those photos. but you still should not do that. that is messed up of you even though i kind of get it. >> greg: riley, have you ever been a bridesmaids? >> riley: i have. my sister recently got married and i'm questioning everything. and maybe that is just the side effects of being done with collegiate swimming. yes, i have been. >> greg: uh-huh. did they tried to fattened you up? >> riley: i really hope not. yeah, that will be a pretty terrifying thought.

common when you got the invitation, it was slathered in a special sauce. [laughter] >> riley: my sister would kill me. yeah, i'm in the she kind of similar to what kat is saying, i'm very fortunate to have two sisters. my oldest sister to me and my youngest sister was very similar. both incredible athletes. blonde hair, you know, very muscular and fit and different things. my oldest sister, she did not play sports in college. she has got brown hair and me and my younger sister have blue eyes. now i really am questioning. [laughter] what did she do? it is just like the jealousy? no. but this bride, this screams insecurity. her poor husband, something i'm sure he will have to deal with forever. [laughter] now they told me it is refreshing to see two people making their own tapes. maybe they won't last that long. >> greg: lee, this is the difference between men and women. we try to get try to get each

other as drunk as possible. and then we tried to hook up with the bridesmaids. [laughter] >> congressman zeldin: , although they probably have stories with vaseline, too. [laughter] i just had to say, with the question you posed on kat, i feel like you need to see the pictures in order to adequately judge whether or not this was mean. there are -- maybe the sisters needed to put some -- >> greg: uh-huh. >> sean: and. >> congressman zeldin: and she was doing them a favor or maybe they were big sisters, she turned into jabba the hutt. that is a bit different. in that way, look away, four kids, karma is a bitch. so i am not able to pass judgment right now on this decision. maybe she was doing her sisters a favor. >> greg: you know, one of her sisters rsvped as her own plus one. >> tyrus: you are not going to pass judgment, i will. any time you do something in

secret, it makes somebody gain weight, it is up. [laughter] you don't have to sugarcoat that. >> greg: or sugarcoat it. >> tyrus: but the point is, you have got him at the altar already. you don't have to ruin everybody else's life. he got him dumb enough to go up there and say "i do." you have already won. enjoy it. quit rubbing it in everyone else's faces. that is why i always go to the wedding as a rule. i always find the evil stuff. three beers in i'm like to get my gift, we out. [laughter] this is terrible. is one of the -- man don't do this league to each other. we're going to tree each other other the best we have ever been treated before because those of us who are married know what is coming. we are going to give him the day. we're going to let him win every argument. he is going to have the best and each one of them will be like, everyone of us is a little off, though, let him have it. [laughter]

>> greg: all right. >> tyrus: we will see him three months later. why didn't you tell me? it was your day. [laughter] >> greg: up next, do cheap adults screw

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words. [applause] >> greg: five words, adults eat off kids menus so there's this new tiktok trend kat has adult ordering of the kids menu to save money since kids items are cheaper. i've been doing this. i find it works when you order food from delivery because they don't ask you if you have kids. are ordered from the kids menu. i had a belly and a tommy. [laughter] thank you. thank-you. it took a while. didn't it? >> kat: imagine if they did ask you, though. they are like, show me the kid. >> congressman zeldin: yeah, showed me the kid. >> kat: the headline, i couldn couldn't. adults are ordering from kids menus. should they? it was like going out to eat with me. i'm going to get this. should i? if you tell me i should get it and it is back, and it is your fault. >> greg: lee, even chris

christie is getting into the act by ordering 12 kids meals. [laughter] >> congressman zeldin: he learned that from jerry nadler. [audience reacts] >> greg: goes right through him. thoughts? [laughter] >> congressman zeldin: listen, i had the opportunity in june. i went to barcelona for a couple of days. they had the tapas. and it was amazing. you come back here and as far as portion control goes, i think there's a lot of people in this country who would love to have more of those smaller options and buy more. and then you add the inflation and everything else on top and it costs more. give people the option. >> greg: that is a great idea. there should be restaurants that are called a little food. i'm just a little hungry. you know what they should call it? package. >> tyrus: call it à la carte. >> greg: is that french? country i don't know what it is, but it has been around for a really long time. [laughter] this is another: in article --

phone it in article. >> kat: that joke about eating kids. >> greg: this is a phone it in segment. >> tyrus: what does it smell like? molester, great. terrible. >> greg: i don't know what that means, riley. do you think this is fair to restaurants? [laughter] >> riley: i so often hear that question but it is about women's sports. i much for this. who cares? let adults eat kids meals. i don't see the problem. yeah, i don't see it as a big deal. >> greg: when leo dicaprio goes on dates, he always has to get a kids meal. >> tyrus: what did leo do? >> greg: he has to estate in for his roles. i don't know what you thought i was talking about. so insensitive, this tyrus person. >> tyrus: percenter grown-ass

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>> we're out of time. thank you. i love you america. [ applause ] "the ingraham angle" is now. ♪ ♪ >> laura: hi, everyone, i'm laura ingraham. the ingraham angle washington. shameless that's the focus of tonight's angle. >> all right, sex scandals, personal sleaziness in politics it's certainly nothing new. we had bill clinton, anthony weiner, andrew cuomo, eliot spitzer, denny hastert, mark foley, it's a bipartisan problem. but this wild new story about a virginia democrat susanna gibson is something we ha