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push back to this sort after count revolution calling that'sy wrote my book domestic extremist. i think people are figuring out the major beneficiary of feminism is men. >> thanks for watching. it's a fun show. jesse waters, taking it off. >> jesse: welcome to "jesse watters primetime," tonight. >> i would be very careful president biden about getting rid of kamala harris because we will not support when people lose the black vote. >> jesse: is joe biden being held hostage? >> i wish i had a chance to take all your questions. >> hunter biden indicted on gun charges. joe pleads the fifth.
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rob schneider vs. spanky burbank, a primetime cage match. plus. [humming] >> jesse: as we told you yesterday the democratic party operates like a mob. a dishonest monolith where everyone must say the same thing even when it's the opposite of what they say in private. every morning democrat officials get talking points emailed to them. pundits on the same email chain. that's why they all use the fame phrases. democracy is at stake. russian disinformation. joe biden loves his son. they're militantly disciplined controlled by wealthy power brokers and the intelligence agencies and democrats are never
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off message except this week after the cia spoon food the beltway too the green light. joe biden should bow out, kamala should follow. the media takes their cue and asking is joe too old? should he resign? some democrats are willing to bet on another candidate, other candidates no can't take that risk f. donald trump wins a handful of them are going to get indicted. they're terrified and would push biden in a wheeled chair on to the convention floor to save their skin. >> people say he's old, that's right but look at what he's gotten done and then if that's not enough for you, look at the alternative. a wrecking crew. >> jesse: this is personal. the wrecking crew is heading state for chappaqua so everybody is out for themselves. so first time since come lat the intel agencies media and democratic party are at odds
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what to do about it. one side is ready to pulled the pin. other side is trying to jump on the grenade. i've never seen tops democrats in such a precarious position. >> among a lot of democrats, about it. >> well, i travel a bit in those circles of democrats. nationally and politically and while there may be some concerns, everybody is for them. overwhelmingly. >> do you think there's any chance he does not continue run something. >> i hope not. i hope not. >> all nancy has is hope. does nancy know something we don't? so nancy and hillary both agree joe is old but an old joe is all they have to stop the revenge tour. don't you see how this has nothing to do with you? the economy? the border, saving schools? it's just a personal vendetta. trump is not allowed back in the white house because he's going to hold them accountable for
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what they did to him. it's a petty political fight that ignores the people of the country. the democrats are being forced back to the negotiating table by the intel agencies. they're offering a compromise. advantage wishing the entire ticket is too tall an order. why not sacrifice the vice-president? >> is kamala harris the best running mate. >> he thinks so. she's very millie astute. i don't think people give her enough credit. >> do you think she's the best running mate? >> she's the vice-president of the united states. people asking why isn't she doing this or that, because she's the vice-president. that's the job description. you don't do that much. >> pelosi just pushed kamala after a cliff. next in line, democrat jamie raskin. >> do you think vice-president kamala harris is the best running mate for president biden and what do you make of speaker pelosi's answer there?
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>> i mean there doesn't seem to be anything wrong with that answer. >> jesse: that hurts. but tapper wasn't finished. let them go. >> do you think i'm kamala harris is the best running mate for president biden, yes or no? >> i don't know what else i can say other than she is an excellent running payment and vice-president. i don't know whether president biden has named his running mate. we are going to a convention next summer. i've not seen any public opinion polling. you know, you might be a stronger vice presidential running mate. >> jesse: i don't know whether biden has named his running mate. what? pretty sure he has raskin but like most things president biden is not in charjt heat doesn't pick his running. his running mate will get picked for him. we might have to get the super delegates to stick a knife in kamala harris at the convention
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in chicago. did raskin nominate himself or tapper for vp? even whoopi says kamala isn't qualified. >> of all the vice-presidents we have inside the last 30 years did any body think any of them was qualified. >> sonny hoskin issued a threat to the president. >> i would be café about getting rid of kamala harris because we won't support you. >> no, your opinion is valid but when was the last time you saw anybody get rid after vice-president? if biden gets rid of kamala harris and inserts someone else he will lose the black vote. even if it's another black woman. >> jesse: black voters are not going to abandon the democratic
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par if i if biden drops kamala. kamala harris is not well known in the community. >> as a californian how proud are you of kamala harris? >> all she does is laugh. >> what has she done for my community? >> i don't know who that is. >> do you like her life? >> it's annoying. >> what about kamala harris. >> i haven't heard from her. >> she loves her electric buses. >> she loves a lot of things shoot. r she doesn't love her people. >> i've never seen the democratic media matrix so out of base. when was the time sonny whoopi hillary and nancy disagreed? palpable doubt is emanating from every pore of the left. joe biden is only useful as a trump blockade. he doesn't have to be able to talk or walk as long as if trump turns the doorknob to the white house and joe biden keeps it locked but that lock is looking
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faulty, brand new fox news poll trump beating bind by 2. 48-46. not only that most republicans are beating biden. inside the numbers, trump making enormous gains with suburban women blacks hispanics young voters biden is cratering. we are watching a slow motion disintegration of bidened hold on the party. the president forced to campaign traveled all of three miles today to the notorious swing state of maryland where he told you that you would be better off now than you were four years ago. >> they should know the choice between bidenomics and maganomics. >> a few years goad under trump average income per household $78,000. to the it's $74,000 under joe biden.
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americans are losing money. not only is no one buying these lies. no one is interested in listening to him. here's a shot of the president's venue today. that's it. he spoke at a college. where were all the students? looked like a "gutfeld!" show. now cnn is treating him like a republican. >> when did biden visit ground zero? >> he went nine days after the attack open september 20th, 2001. this president has a pattern at this point of inventing or embellishing stories about miss past heat did it three times in one speech last month alone he claimed he had witnessed a bridge collapse in pittsburgh when he showed up about six hours later and repeated a favorite false story that i've debunked about a supposed conversation about amtrak train conducter who was deceased at the time.
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he said he used to drive a track heard and 18-wheeler, never happened. >> jesse: last time biden was fact checked this hard was when he plagiarized. today the "new york times" compared him to ruth bader ginsburg who passed away in office. primetime has no idea what's going to happen and won't predict but we can tell you the biden ticket according to polls doesn't look like a winning one so changes have to be made, we know not what but we know changes will be forced upon them because they don't control their destiny's which means there's going to be resistance and the only way the democrats know how to fight is dirty. vivek ramaswamy joins me. we got lot of people behind us for sure in iowa. so you saw the polling.
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how are you doing? joe biden not looking so good. you saw the polls, you saw pelosi twist the knife with kamala harris. how are things looking to you as a republican? >> well the good news i was happy to see i'm beating joe biden in that poll doing just fine. the reality is that joe biden is a pump elt for the manager easterly class and part of the reason i don't even talk about him that much in my speeches in iowa and else where is he's a figurehead for the deep state and the managerial class if they sacrifice him they're just going to trot trot out the next puppet. that's why the republican party knees to not make the mistake we did in 2022 by actually focusing on a vision our own. i think the more we talk about biden the less opportunity we have because she's going and a sacrificial lamb. even the hunter biden indictment a smokescreen today is going to
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be one more lever to get joe biden out of the way when she's stopped serving hills useful purpose. >> jesse: absolutely they're definitely going to use the indictment. so you're saying don't focus on joe biden. you're saying go positive with your vision? don't you think you could do both? >> well, i think that we could fall into the trap of point to go the radical left. i think that happened in 2022. we have to off area vision of our own so even if the left is feeding us race gender climate, i want more talk about the individual the family the nation, god. if we have the courage to actually stand for our own vision, that's how we are going to bring young people along with us. that's how we are going to be independents with us, build a multi-ethnic class opposition. i think we can win in in a land slide if we have the courage to actually stand for something and what we see open the other side
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of the democratic ticket is puppetry so whether gavin newsom joe biden or whatever puppet they trot out it's irrelevant to our ability to win this large scale but we have to step up and say we are not just running from something, we are running to something. [cheers and applause] >> jesse: when you talked to the crowd in iowa what's the one thing people in iowa tell you when they come up to you? >> the number one thing they say is we want to revive national pride in this country. we have a crisis of national pride in this country and young americans are hungry for purpose and meaning so one of the things we are talking about is what does it mean to be american. part of that is tlifrg economic growth. people tend to be more proud after country when we are all making more money in that country so let's talk about how we get there drill, frac, put people back to work, stabilize
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the dollar, that's how we grow the economy. that's how rereunite the country. that's how we have a firm vision of our own and that's how we win in a land slide. >> jesse: tell everybody from iowa i love them. all the best out there. >> thank you jesse. good to see you. >> jesse: fox news alert hunter biden indicted on gun charges, a cold .38 special was illegally purchased and dumped in a dumpster next to a school. the biden's blamed an illegal aim yent. count one, lying on a gun form. he said he wasn't addicted when he was. count 2, making false statements to a gun dealer, again lying about his drug addiction and count three owning a affirm arm while on drugs facing a max prison sense 25 years and three quarter million dollars fine. now that hunter biden has been
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charged on gun crimes democrats don't care as long as it doesn't hurt biden's reelection. >> the justice department charges have nothing to do with the president. >> hunter biden is a private citizen. he is not the president of the united states. >> it sounds like a prosecutor appointed by donald trump kept by joe biden to investigate his own son has found that there's no wrongdoing, that joe biden did. so great. >> he's charges don't matter. this gun case will be dragged out until after the election allowing the attorney general to say he can't talk about ongoing investigations and allow hunter to plead the fifth if subpoenaed. it's the only crime that doesn't involve joe biden and only one being prosecuted. think about that. this just lets the justice department save face and say, see? take us seriously. we are holding hunter accountable and then they'll cut another deal after the election or get pardoned. did democrats defense is getting
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gashed forced to admit that hunter biden's business partner was joe biden's accountant when he was vice-president and this just in, joe biden had lunch at the vice-president's residence with hunter's kazakhstan business partners. remember the people that bought him a potential and the person who had lunch with biden? he's in prison for trees son. wonder how joe likes his ex. ahead primetime's plan to end the border crisis and john i -- johnny feels your pain. (psst! psst!) ahhh! with flonase, allergies don't have to be scary. spraying flonase daily gives you long lasting non-drowsy relief. flonase all good. also, try our allergy headache and nighttime pills.
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>> jesse: the massive mob of migrants marching toward biden's open border just got bigger, a choke point that links north and south america this year nearly 400,000 foreign nationals crawled through there. from there it's straight through panama and then to u.s. cameras caught groups of military age men who fly from africa to central america. where are the women and children? we can't find them. >> government has lost track of 85,000 minors that cross the border unaccompanied. these children are prime targets for traffickers. tragically as a result of this administration's current policies dhs and hhs have unwitnessedingly become a child
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traffic service. this must stop. >> one way to stop sit close the darian gap. we should have armed contractors preventing the caravans from penetrating. pay panama to close the gap. overpay. it's a pine i pinch point. this is what kamala would call root causes. you stop the flow at its source f. we have 75 billion for ukraine panama should be pocket change and primetime has a hunch some one is making fortune off the car advance. "new york times" covered politicians are charging for boat rides for guides for assistance who carry backpacks. these latin american countries are repping 10s of millions of dollars while border policies are fueling a human trafficking ring. only people who like bidenomics
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are the cartels. lindsey graham, do you like the idea of putting the wall down at the gap? >> yes, i like the idea of going after the source of the problem but if you don't change your asylum rooms they're going to keep coming. why are they come something word is out all over the world including africa if you get to the border and put one foot in the united states you never get deported. this is chaos. joe biden's best friend and business part nefrmt i'd do month. i would double the number of board early agents. i would finish the wall. chuck schumer is in charge of the united states senate. the new york city mayor said his city is being ruined by illegal immigration and here is a question for senator schumer. what are you going to do about it? are we ever going to take up a bill in united states senate to stop this? probably not. >> jesse: i rebel how chuck schumer acted after 9/11. he embraced everybody was
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national security hawkish and now you have people flying in from china from africa from the missed missed they come into the gap they push right through and we have no clue who they are. don't any democrats care about national security? >> all i can tell sue an isis smuggler we found out about a couple weeks ago was smuggling people across the southern border associated with isis. it's just a matter of time for terrorists to penetrate our bordered and kill a bunch of us because it's completely open and broken. the biden administration is either incompetent or want it to be this way. i don't think they can change policy because of people like aoc want open borders. to my democratic colleagues in the united states senate the house has passed very strong border security plan. are we going to take up a plan to secure our bordered before the 2024 election? to my friends in arizona, who i have a lot of friends, if you vote for joe biden you're going to get more of this not less.
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the only way this stops is when democrats lose elections. >> jesse: well you think they're going to lose the next one? >> if they don't and they keep doing what we are doing, we have had 5.5 million illegal immigrants into the country since biden has come larger than the state of south carolina. to the american people if you think our boarder is broken you're right f. you think joe biden is going to fix it you're wrong. the only person that can fix this in my view is drovmt it's not talking about what donald trump could do. it's what he actually did. if this is not center stage in the 2024 election the american people are making very serious mistake because our boarder is not only broken, it's dangerous. the leading cause of death in america among young people is fentanyl poison is that's coming across the border with the mexican cartels. >> jesse: we just had a serial killer from brazil lead us on a two week manhunt in southeastern pa. thanks for joining primetime.
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we always appreciate it. >> thank you. >> jesse: rob schneider on spanky burbank but up next the man behind "fight club" is here. there are some things that go better... together. burger and fries... soup and salad. like your workplace benefits and retirement savings. with voya, considering all your financial choices together can help you make smarter decisions. voya. well planned. well invested. well protected. why didn't we do this last year? before you were preventing migraine with qulipta®? remember the pain? cancelled plans? the worry? that was then. and look at me now. you'll never truly forget migraine. but qulipta® reduces attacks, making zero-migraine days possible. it's the only pill of its kind that blocks cgrp - and is approved
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>> first rule of fight club is you do not talk about fight club. second rule of fight club is you do not talk about fight club. this is your first night at fight club. you have to fight. >> before brad pitt and ed norton it was a novel but chuck. it trashs our consumer culture and obsession with material
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goods while praising masculinity. palinik writes about sex murder drugs will his tails so explosive public reading of his short story guts cause people in the crowd to faint. he's out with a new novel, not forever but for now a twisted tale about serial killers. pushing the bound list of story telling while his books are banned in schools across the country. author of fight club, chuck joins me now. why do you think we are so sensitive as a society now? >> you know jesse, jeez, everything is so test marketed and everything is so boiled down to reach the largest audience possible make the most money
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that we really have cut ourselves off from any extreme in popular culture. >> jesse: sole everything is designed for mass consumption and they don't just really shoot from the heart. >> exactly and nobody takes a real risk because that involves maybe money. >> jesse: and all the risky material is usually the most successful. >> ideally, but also young people want risky stuff. young people are only going to read books if you give them something that can't get anywhere else. >> jesse: so why now do you feel that you need to continue to push the envelope? do you feel it's something that you were put on this earth to do? >> oh yeah i'm just one person so i can throw it away. i'm a bottom bombastic idiot that makes people read books then it's worth it is and besides i want the kind of groups i wriechlt i grew up with
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von cut, with tom robbins, crazy books. >> jesse: are you trying to be crazy or is it emanating out of you? >> no it's not a put on crazy. i'm generally crazy but i try to put my crazy on the page. >> jesse: so these books have been very successful the. tell us about this new one. >> you property to mention my books the entirely banned in american prison systems so noble in prison can read my books. >> jesse: okay, that's probably for safety and security but go ahead. >> the new book is basically about two little boys who live in a giant english country house and their family makes its living by killing people on contract and so these two little boys have to decide whether or not they're going to grow up to be contract killers and it's kind after metaphor for those who live on abyss which depend
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on the death of everybody else. >> jesse: chuck thank you so much. thanks for the movie. keep pushing crazy. >> thank you. >> jesse: we got rob schneider vs. mayor spanky burbank next. (woman) what if my type 2 diabetes takes over? what if all i do isn't enough?
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>> spanky burbank has had quite a week. telling fox he wants to abolish the police and he's communist. mayor of burbank is anti-police communist who has hankering for drag queen spanking. we looked night and -- into it and uncovered this. [laughter]. >> okay, that's real.
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>> he's 16 niches tall and wearing a beret. >> i'll take it. just get back in the can please. >> jesse: that's right, spanky burbank was an actor. he spent most of his time crashing on someone else's couch. >> with that comes the back ground of a starving artist. it was hard to make a living and in fact, i was homeless a couple of times. >> so homeless commie spanky burbank is a professional protesting protesting for many
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things. spanky was a crooked social media manager. makes sense, homeless, failed actor, hillary tweeter, why don't i run for soefls i can boss people around and california voters made him mayor but why stop there? spanky has his eyes on l.a. county supervisor his platform to abolish police and prisons. >> we need to end the police state. because they have become the arm of slavery. >> jesse: when people ask why is california so out of control look more further than brannigan mayor spanky burbank who in a few years will probably be governor. let's turn it over to comedian rob schneider. did you have any idea spanky was mayor of burbank? >> let me tell you for
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california the mayor of burbank spanky is a conservative. >> jesse: he's on the far right. >> no children around during the drag queen spanking so that's a move in the right direction. >> jesse: he's a moderate. >> he is moderate so we've got to encourage the moderates. >> jesse: it's not just the mayor burbank. you can close your eyes and throw a dart at california and you'll find this spanky burbank in every city council in every l.a. county commissioner there is. why is that? >> i said that before people in california would vote for a bowl of crap if it had a letter b in it. i don't understand i. they had a chance to get rid of gruesome
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newsom the governor but i think they had a chance to get rid of him but it's some kind of spousal abuse trauma where you finally i'm going to call the police and they find something between the time they do the recall and then the actual policeman shows up at your door it's like i fell down the stairs, i swear. >> jesse: what's it call in when you fall in with your hostage taker? >> stockholm. >> jesse: what is it like out in california? you said it's hard to raise a kid out there. now people are yelling at you? >> it's not safe anymore to raise kids in california. i will say that disneyland has a new special deal where as if you're an adult and you buy a ticket your child gets in free and you get one free puberty blocker. >> jesse: that's great. >> and you have to do it but it
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hurts people are moving. people are leaving california and you can't just decide that the teachers, you know, we didn't decide to raise our kid, i want a coparent with the state of california. we did have a boy or a girl. let's let our kindergarten teacher decide. >> jesse: we did something a couple weeks ago. there was a homeless guy that threw his crap literally we called him the slinger at a businessman and the local politician took the side of slinger. you're almost better off as a criminal than an upstanding citizen in that state. >> it does not pay to own your business. it does not pay to make a lot of money in california and it certainly doesn't help to send your kids to public schools in california. that is sad to say because my mom was a teacher for 30 years in public schools so there are some good teachers.
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there are good schools, but i think really for parents to protect your kids, i honestly don't think that california is a safe place anymore to raise your kids and i think if enough people say no we are not going to do it anymore we have a chance to make change and that's what needs to happen. i had to move out of san francisco. they made me pay $25,000 to remove the toilets in front of my house and i said what toilets, you mean the flower pots? they were being used as toilets so they're punishing people and we have a business, you can somebody can break in and steal $900 worth of stuff a day, it doesn't help. when whole foods closes on market street in san francisco something is wrong so i love the state of california and people from california and i hope that they are taking a chance looking at the letter d for what it is,
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disaster. >> jesse: i think spanky likes being pun issued if you notice. next time you're in burbank tell me that came from i'm time. >> i'll tell him. that's a conservative. >> jesse: good luck. >> thank you. >> jesse: for one of the first times aoc and i agree members of congress and spouses shouldn't betraying stocks. >> you know what legislation might and might not be moving and to think that a person could then purchase individual stock and make bets and trades and ame personally benefit from that that's in conflict with the spirit of public service. i believe that members of congress should absolutely be banned from holding individual stock. >> jesse: good bill but hasn't gone anywhere. if it were to pass aoc and her partner riley roberts would be
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banned from making trades. riley and aoc have known each other since college. there's the ring. but aoc has been listing riley as her spouse on congressional paperwork. i was upset because i wasn't invited to the being but then i found out there was no wedding. they're not legally married. why is aoc lying about being married? if they are married she has to disclose his finances. bee know back a couple years goad her super pac-hired her boyfriend and paid him six grand. so what else has the aoc campaign being paying her boyfriend for or is aoc having second thoughts? last year she told the g.q. she wasn't quite sure riley was the right fit because it would mean an interracial relationship. does the long engagement have anything to do with ryey fleeing when his woman was heckleed.
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>> i love you. you my favorite. she wants to kill babies but she's still beautiful. look at that booty on aoc. that's my favorite big booty. >> jesse: we all remember she was flirting with elon musk. maybe she's holding out hope. next, johnny fixes some broken hearts. >> talk to me about broken hearts. >> you're pain, you're down. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ better days start with zzzquil nights. there are some things that go better... together. hey!
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>> jesse: september marks national pain awareness month so we decided to raise awareness by sending my biggest source of pain johnny to inflict it on others.
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>> are you in pain? >> sure am. >> where? into knees hips into my legs, my back. >> high heart. >> my ass. >> tell me where it hurts. >> the left does cause a lot of pain. having surgery. >> i'm going to do it in the winter. >> you're scared? >> yeah, i'm scared. >> talk to me about emotional pain. >> the worst. >> what have they done for you? >> nothing happened. i'm owl jumpabled up in there. >> you think i nag? >> somebody can be great and you're down. >> i'm still a virgin. >> what would you say is the root cause to all your pain? >> root causes? having trouble getting to the
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root cause snes. >> yeah. >> you're like kamala harris. >> we are not trying to do anything. >> being sober. >> my father. no i'm kidding. >> it's because i haven't talked about it. >> you can talk to fox news. >> nothing likes a sexy right winger. what do you do to relieve your pain? >> cry. >> i smoke. i drink copious amounts of alcohol. >> you have to go back and just umm. >> what about yoga? >> one more. >> do you do jumping jacks? why? >> no jumping backs. >> indict him. >> my brother is a pain because he calls me for no reason. >> if you ever do that i'm come
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back and rip that bonnet off your neck. >> when he's in the white house he doesn't roam the streets. >> i'm going to go to bed. >> jesse watters what do you wants to tell him? >> i recommend physical therapy. >> ummm. mum. >> jesse: so, the fashion week after party that i went to with my wife yesterday evening i found out something i had no idea. badgley mishka is two people. it's a gay couple. i thought it was one guy that made handbags. it's a couple of men who make dresses. it was an eye opening experience
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in fashion week. might be my only fashion week ever. kathleen oakland new jersey where is hunter's mug shot? we got to get the shot. melvin from grove city, ohio, i heard gun control has been put on hold. mark from rio vista, texas $750,000 is a big fine. what is prison artwork worth? he could probably make that in two paintings. the guy is talented. jim san antonio, texas, jesse, you just violated the first and second rule of fight includable. we have to do programming. brian from new york, spanky burbank is one of the funniest names you've come up with.
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jimbo from auburn, massachussetts thank you jesse, may i have another. there you go. how did that feel? how about another one? that's what jerry does. jerry has got hot hands. jerry watters. remember, i'm jesse watters and this is my world. [applause] spkr4: hi, welcome to hannity. hi. hello. how are you? great audience. what a great crowd. big news tonight. they didn't arrest donald trump today. they arrested somebody else. what a shocker. anyway, three felony counts against zero experience hunter biden but no tax charges no money laundering indictments, no violations

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