on amazon and also on youtube. >> okay. thank both.ou, bo david, thank you.th thank you. thank you. that's all the tim ennis,e we haveudienc left tonight. quick programing note, by the way, next weeke show , one audienceat shows you got to register. hannity .com wednesday thursday nighs art, just go to hannity am tickets are free on monday. we're going to have an interview with actor sean penn about this documentary tomorrow . mark levin, greg gutfeld put a a smile on our happy thursday, everybody. >> you look fantastic, even you over there shirtless. yummy. so president biden is dead las t night when it comes to thet democratic choice for

president. >> i should read this prompter t he better yet, it's not just the right anymore who's stating sas about, joe. even dems finally realizehat that biden is fossilizedbi. >> if he was fuel, they would refuse to burn him. the ultra liberathtol washington post columnist david ignatius is throwing in the security blas we finally admittingd to in print that joe is too old to run for reelection or to thea bathroom, for that matter. >> if only he could admit jot. that joe is too old to cutttin his own food. but how daring. it's like admittin theg the lads of the view enjoy carbs. this let's be clear. this isn't an elderly man's rapid slid ie into senility. it's about political operatives finally conceding to biologicalh and political reality. >> for those of you slowe up on the uptake, he's not just walking toward the light. he's trying to shake his hand. >> thank you.earing >> and so after some throat clearing about how great aiden biden has been as a candidate

and a president. hang on a second. i'm tryingtrying not to vomit.n >> ignatius writes, quote, i don't think biden anthind hars should run for reelection. it's painful to say that. given my admiration for much of what they have accomplished. of course, it's painful. dave. ere's >> they're usually as discomforted. baldwin talking out of youdi bae >> but he says that ifa bide biden and harris campaign together in 2024, biden may undo his greatest achievement, hi all that illegal moneyall th from china for his family by pawning his name like it was oneya stolen watch.. >> so this just means being being president is his greatest achievement as president. i wonder what his second greatest achievement is. was it the collapse of a n?ntis t or blowing up nordwing stream two? honorable mention eggs cost six bucks, but really the most important thing biden did, thig dave, was keeping trump, who kept hillary from slithering back the whitepresid house. i mean, who needs a president who puts thient thatis is count, right? no wonder there were less murders under. >> ignatius calls trumpignasi

2020 for the nightmare of aresie revenge presidency. but that's exactly what the biden administranc has been already. they don't care about how much worse your life is with party in charge. this is all about their political fortunes. and trump be their misfortune. ignatius also admits biden's age isn't just a fox news trope. >> well, thanks so muc foxh, da. turns out we're not the only ones you can count all the waye upl to 80the wa. w and a like joe, we couldit do it without dozing off. ignatius took to msnbc, of course, to defend his surrendeender to the brevity of human life. >> we're running out of time ofe there to be a meaningful process of looking at alternativeterntive candidates. he has a moment now where he ought to think about whether he shoul d say no to himself about this fundamental questionn of again. tr there's a strong feeling in the country, it's bipartisan, that when he takes office in 82, he's too old to serve.

a four year term. >> now, that electronic noise you hear: that is in microphonee feedback, it's biden's life alert button, giving him the two minute butto. >> so is this just the democratic party getting biden out of the way ahead of the impeachment hearings? >> he could take more people down with him than the lusitania. >> well, that's that's a reference. >> yet they keep claiming there's no evidence of wrongdoin g. re >> sure. and jeffrey epstein killed himseleif and came from a bat. and brian stelter has neverith b touched a pringle. and keith olbermann hasts friens that. >> but if that were truewe about joe, why are they suddenly admitting what we'valne all known for years, even before the 2020 election? how do they benefit admitting that we were right all along? it's like they're pleading guiltytria to, avoid the trial. and yes, they're pretending this is all their idea.

much like joe joet a biden speeches. you can gaslightlot of people at a lot of things like diversity is our strength or white supremacy is our biggestmestic domestic threat. >> or corn pop was a . you can lie to them about inflation in foreign policy. you could even sayn mouth breathing hump is the smartest guy you know, but you can't. an old joe biden, not even with two dozen mothballs and a fresh change of formaldehyde and he looks all the acts old. >> he is old the upside. >> he still like a two year old. >> but even the whitehi house press corps is catchinng g on. or rather, they realize they no longer need to pretend biden is is. ally fit to beisy fit ,it's a stretch to pretend biden is mentally fit to be m john fetterman at checkersen. >> it.ers. the president has liedy af about being at ground zero the day afteter the septemberaw 11th attacks, falsely claimed he saw the pittsburgh bridge collapse claim his grandfather

died in the hospital days before his birth. what is goin in e g with the president? is he just believing things prbelievin did happen?st >> or is he just randomly making stuff up? see, that's the problem with electing a lifelong fabulist with creeping dementia that's now in an all out sprint. .endoes he even know what realiy is anymore in order to lieo about it? it must be hard to remember a past that wasn't there to beginreer . with all these dems aren't suddenly admitting this inescapable reality becausettin it's the right thing to do. they're admitting it becauseth,r like a 65 year old stripper, they just can't spin it anipan'y more to say it's the same reason ferris wheels won'tr take chris christie. >> and it's not just joe. se's kamala. other columnists are also floating several options to replace harrive ba including l.a. mayor karen bass, michigan governor gretchen whitmessr andn

used cocktail napkin hack. >> eve pn when given the opportunity to back comedy, can't help but deflectkamala ase president kamala harris, the best running mate for thiss president. he thinks so. and that's what matters. and by the wayt she's veryy politically astute. >> i don't think people givepocc her enough credit. >> do you think she is the bests running mate? she's the vice president of the united states. ta people say to me, well, whypr isn't she doing this or that? i said, because she's the vice president. >> that's the job description. you don't do that much. >> yeah, i still give her credit for being able to move her face. but finally, agree. >> the vp doesn't do. t but back to joe. there are plenty of 80 year old americans who are still mentally and physically capable of handlinthat areg the preside. >> you got clint eastwood, william shatner steve doocy.e dc >>y. so kudos to these dems forn finally admitting it. >> they finally learned not

to put all your eggs in one casket. so it's no longer if he's outt for 2024. it feels like when they should just give him the gold watch bribe and show him out. except he might mistake it for a bribe and as ukrk what prosecutorneed he needs to fires to. , >> vegas is smart. they'll start taking bets from viewers on what month they'll drop out. >> right, joe? no, no, no, no. >> i'm not going anywhere, it. matt. and nobody's going to do anything about it. >> and you know why, right? because i'm holdina littg little something. it's called kamala insurance. >> as you think, i got low numbers to go look at. >> a harris poll? yeah. >> she's better insurance than flo from progressive income. >> leave it. she wouldn't look bad in one of them white pantsuits. laugh it up. laugh. kathy where is welcome? he o

tonight's guest,nl he's the only jim i go to when i need to work out. >> comedian and co-host of the jim norton and sam roberts show. jim nortoncity cnd. st you at first you're infatuated. then you're assassinat're. ed, i former cia operative and host of the president's daily brief podcast might makeke. she's truly a renaissance woman, just scurvy and gets called a witch. "new york times" bestselling author and fox news contributor. >> i. and since he retired from wrestling his new is full contact bingo. "new york times" best selling author comedian nwa world champion garrison jim. >> you are an astute political observer, having worked on every major political since the early nineties. i remember your campaign slogan for bill clinton. sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

that's correct. that was great. and one you had for obama, which was, can you believe this guy, kenya? >> and you people . that's i hate it when that happens. it's hard. it's hard to follow a cigar jokea ciga. >> what is your astute analysis here? >> ii that biden i mean, you kn he said he's got to step aside. i mean everybody's the, kind ofe moves like one of those aliens they brought in into the mexican congress. yens. i th just a catatonic old man. i meanine just, i think the dems are in a bad position. what do you do? it's likwithe trump is very popr with republicans and biden is just a mashed potat o idiot.tute o got to go. yeah, that's my pollutpi sti my astute opinion. >> i'll just say pollute my astute opinion. grwho willk you.e >> somewhere. all right. who do you think's going to be the nominee? biden think it's going to be 100%. he's going to be biden. that's amazing. mike, you're a card carrying member of the deep state. you planned every coup since, the 1950s and even dated marilyn mccoo and billy davis

jrd marilyn mcco. 't thi >> i did. i did. doesn't this feel like to you an intelligence operatiofeel let they put the bat signal out and washington post and nbc and msnbc all felldid you in l. >> did you get the word? i did. they ran the column. vidavid ignatius column passed e first, and i look, there's nod r doubt that he didn't kindthis of run this pastt so some washington insidersme, s right. he's not just going to he's been there for so long. he knows what this would mean means the only personhi saying this in print. >> so he ran this past, put itee out there, and i would have in agreedth, jim, in the past, i would have said even a couple of months ago, yeah, biden's going to be the nominee. but i really believe they're setting the table hereih and they they're deadly afraid of kamala harrisd . and the only way to move her off the scene is to have biden step. right. right. then they clear the decks and they get somebody else in. >> the only other thing i would say quickly is have you ever noticed that politics is the

only occupation where age doesn't matter? everything else we we retire ceos from major corporations co we move out senior military officers officials. >> wr milie we we retire pilots. everybody has an age point except for politicians. >> no, i will i will argue that on pornhub, the whole there is a select thing that just caters specifically to thaters spet. >> really? yeah. that's where i foundi you. oh, well, so what? >> what would be the acronyma then? it's not. it's not ml5 five, is it? because i'm a dude dude>> obv so obviously i see. >> know there's that one group, there's that one group video baker's dozen anyway.. >> yeah. all right. yeah. that's actually it's, that's, there' yeah,3 of u s of us which i. >> that's true. i almost broke the bed cat. >> isn't it funny how it takes democrats usually three years to tell the truth. >> i don't know. i personallytae year loved the o that nancy pelosi handled w,the question. y pelosi

>> i actually loved it. she was like, no, no, no, no. t since her joheb is to do literally nothing, she's really goodterally at it. >> yeah. she's like, you know, joe'sters happy with her. >> so that's all that matters. it's lik.e you introduce your friends to the new guy that you're dating. yeah. and they're all likedating thei >> he was nice. yes. which is what you say when you mean ugly. boring. because it was anything else that you could think of a better worter word d. >> nice. and then they're like, if you press them further, they're like, well, as long as you're happy. happys, that's the worst thing. >> that's exactly what it wast a savage. but you can never say it was savage because she was so nice c about it. >> yeah, she's a she's anice pro and i mean that the best possibleo an sense. n' >> tyrus, what if joe doesn't go? and dr. jill, a pediatric neurosurgeon who discovered penicillinatri, leads the resistance. >> what do you do? well, he's not going go.? >> otherwise he went, yeah, and we rock.t hit th cat hits this on the head so

many times, and i feel likthe i'm just stealing this from you. >> we didn't say it's a duff. ay s it's the number they keepp sa saying. >> old. old. yingit's not old.t it's him. he's done, and he'ous shot out.a he's finished. doesn't care what age you made him. he was always behind, no mattetr age. >> he was in like, look at his. go back and look at hi at s hisy . you know, they're coming 3 forward and he's telling lies. have you not seen the last liedb seven years? he's lied about everything. stops lying.thi >> that's the great thing about him getting alzheimer's, isn't the remember. yeah. so it's like he was just making it up as he goes. >> that's i mean, that's a brilliant point because all about the acuity, everybody ages differently some age verydo . >> well, some don't, but he's an overachiever. yeah, i woulme >> he'd. yeah, yeah, yeah. he is aging phenomenally, but he he's an article drawing

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>> that's for me, you guys. he was great with the bat, but he's still just a rat. it's true. drugs helped a-rod pitching, but he's all natural at snitching. a new espn report reveals former yankees star and j-lo castofyankeef alex rodriguez nat on fellow baseball playerspoints who were using performance enhancing drugs or peds when he talked to federal investigators back in 2014. >> no wonder j.lo dumped. got >> he's literally got tiny. it was part of that infamous biogenesis doping scandal. you remember that one?t do it's the same doping scandal that almost brought down olympic weightlifter weingarten . according to newly released documents, he outed manny ramirez, ryan braun, and another unnamed all star ended up not testing positive for drugs. a-rod reportedly them under the bus several weeks after he received his 211 game suspension. the yankees allegedly tried to trade t him for a bag of diry

jockstraps, but no one would take it. and exchange.da >> prosecutors gave him so-called queen for a day, 't which meant whatever he shared with authorities could be used againsd t him in later legalding proceedings. queen for a day is alss.o we cal jesse watters birthday around the office. so a-rod stabbed other ballplayers in the back to save his own drug laden. and i do mean drug laden. is he reportedly spent about 12 grand a month in hormone gummiet wes and testosterone creams. coincidentally, that's the same regimee wattn baker's on, but 12 grand a month. that's kind of infuriating. i have to pay twice much. and not only that, back ofck i the day to avoid drug detectiond ,a-rod was advised to use t only mid-stream as a sample. mid-stream. you're that's my chosen method for the fox and friends coffee pot. yeah. tie rhus

>> tyrus. i knew this was coming. gr, the whol-ase. >>eg the whole concept of gettig people to roll over on otherer g people under the guise of cooperation is kind of gros s would . >> but when that's if you're not, if you were in that situation, what woul yav d you have done? >> well, first of all, i would go to a doctor immediately. immedi my is my piece spread? that would be the first question. like mid-stream, which means you had several streams. >> no. in the red flag? no. in the middle re ag.e, the stream.er i don't know about you, but it's jus t one straight power move. m, >> it's. yeah. when? when it's break. then tupm. out. >> yeah. then you put the cup there. oh, no, no. i'd have a hernia. i'd pass outfe'tat's. a p you can't, fellows. right. you can't stop. that's a power given . women, not>> you us. >> i would do a rally called stop. just stop the stream woulde youi you wouldn't, because you're an evil little man with no friende . listen, when you get caught. listen, if it's a murdera triad y and you're like, look, johnson, tell us who was in it. let's go easy on you. oui geit i get it. but you were putting the cream

in gummies. kiss my gummies didn't come back till, like, three years ago. that's true. and you were doing injectiond ii you were doing everything because you wanted it. you got that $100 million contract when no one else did. else they and theronno one other guys didn't change your outcome. you just. you want everyone else to get in troublele. el. he's the guy who gets caught cheating, and then he tells everyone on everybody else. yeah's the gout pl, the guy whes playing hide and go seek. come on out, guys. come on out. gene caught us.'s come on out. oh, that's. that's who he is. and it's lik who he you. what they should have done is leave the catch. those guys are your own. ev take asu, the test. you get them. they should have gave them a pass. i should have made an example ouexamt of himpl.. at if you listen, i gf you takelory that chance because you want that glory caugh and you get ca, you pay the bill. you shut up like a man and you it w. e bill >> it was your choice. nobody held him down. yeah, he chose that for madonna . well, yeah. at that time, madonna coul d anybody down because madonna was a bit. donna. it's not madonna nowd haeld any >> yeah. donna yes. now.also, too, won an award for aging. yes.on so, mikey, you're on the other

side. >> you're in law enforced in la, this part, this kind of thing is something you probably did, right? i wasn'tite in enforcement whee it was intelligence committee. >> i'm not going to ask stupid questions. don't i know? >> all right. okay, but. but, yeah, i you know, once you once had never met, i can't even say that ont tv. look, i agree with tyra's 100%.p you guys should have kept his yap shut. he was caught. it she wa just deal with the consequences at that point. but i will say. be a >> that hormone gummies would be a great name for a band. yeah, yeah, yeah , right. true. yeah. that's all i got. yeah. unfortunately, greg: th that wasn't: that a lot. there was not a lot. not at all. jimi, can you, like, hel wasn't p thisdersta segment from mike's disaster? oh, i don't. i don't understandnd guys say you guys say that, but if i get caught using steroids, i'm telling on everybodyteroids,. dy >> yeah, i mean, because, firsts of all, it shouldn'thouldn even. be illegal because it makes you better. like, you know, i mean, we pre coffee all day>> i t. agra l i take all day because it makes me better. expect

>> s bo i don't mind them doingc that. and i don't expect baseball playerheatines are cheating to 1 the code of silence like 1940s a mob guys. he's a typical american we'reh n a country of tattletale. we snitch on each other. we eacint the the finger. we're impeaching you or impeaching you. all we do is and rat each other out. and then we catch a guy like that, we go, he's a rat. that's like, yea.that'sh that'se are. so that's exactly what i would do. i would snitch on. ster done steroids.u're d but if i find out you're doingoi i'm telling everybody, okay, what can you contribute to thiso sports story? >> well, i want to be sensitivet to all the americans out there who are not blessed with a s much testosterone as i was. first of all, no. see, the thing about snitchingis is it. but also people usually do it because it, but they'll get something out of ianythingt. he didn't get anything out of snitching here other than looking like a cheater guy and a

guy who snitches. yeah. so it's not like he goe got t ae got nothing out of it. so i'm not surprised by this . >> but also, it's just so lame if, like, you're doing something bad with someone us and you throw them under the bus, now you're a bad person and a snitch. >> yean and snh it's why you got to worry. you got to think about who you hang with. but it' muci know, it's so it'o much too late for me. >> i kno sw. . >> so.gr so too late.eg yeah. since they caugh: aughtt that ed criminal in pennsylvania. i mean, he's to talk at the long time ago, he was wearing your eagles. >> all right, we've had enough, haven't weup next,? >> okay. up next, a union hypocrite who's full of it. >> what if we live to 100? i don't. to outlive our money. i keep eating all these chia seeds. i could live to be 100. >> we work at them power. even if we do live to 100, we don't have to worry. >> not worried. take of your financial future to empower what's next.

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teachers union, stacy davis, d o actually sends her own child to a private catholic school a. yeah, i know. . but hold on. in the past, she's calledgation schools, quote, segregation academies. so aca that makes her a super, super . even cnn, of all places, sees through her . >> you are making choice because perhaps i assume you can afford to doan that,ares that a lot of chicago parents don't because they can't affordn it. >> but we are faced with in chicago is an absence of a choice is an absence of resources. and furthermore, school choice in this country has been anchored to a very racist and angry right-wing. >> so i guess that makes her a racist. racist.that she also said she t speaking out against private school outs, but school choice. what the is she talking about?

>> well, i love when she said in the interview she's like, no, no, no. but my son wanted to play soccer. >> he shouldn't have that goinge on. >> well, why didn't you just say so then? yeah, it's everyone knows it's racis kwsexceptt for if ita soccer thing. yes. because the there is at if difference between private schools and school choice. and it's. if you can't afford it, thena ci you shouldn't be able to have a choice. >> yeah, that's what she's saying. yes, exactly right. icand i think, honestly, schools choice advocates should be ashamed of themselves becaud. because nobody made a better case for school choice than this woman did. ju. . h, that's just i can't believe that wascr on cnn. holy. what's goingap going on over th, jim? >> as a noted academic scholar. scthat's right. >> studying this issue for years. it's the reason why you drive around those schools. yes, it is. 501 feet. i. >> i don't mind this ladyse

because she's. is anybody surprised that anybody in public life is a liar? like, there's no surpris.e at all. >> like she's a good parent. yes, this woman's a good parent. but as a public figure, she's aa pile of garbage. yes. for a good paren good t like sha liar and a hypocrite and she. but as a parent, she did the right thing. i'm never surprised by people s or dishonest. blm m i'm not surprised that people from blmov moved to white neighborhoods and bought big. i'm not surprised that jerry d thfalwell jr did what he did, allegedly with a pool boy. the same thing i would have done. bo woui mean, i don't that's whyhe they get into the pool boy. but of course, to watch your wife did it properly. yeah but i don't i don't fault any of these people. >> i just have no expectatioionn of them. >> so i'm never shocked when they fall short.f >> hey, mikey, if you're going to be a progressive, you've gotp to be in power because then you're exempt from your rules..

you are.'s you are. i'm sorry. that's true.e. >> yeah, true. yeah. you control yourself. i'm sorry. sorry, i. >> jim naughton. oh, so, yeah, look, the factinst that she's railing against school choice while she chosemay to put her kid in a private school, it's, again, i don't know how many time te haves. itn we have to have examples of duplicity in public life. jim said i got. i got three, three boys, scooter, slugger and mugsy. two of them in public schools. one of them now in a private. school. does he play soccer? no play he plays basketball at img academy. the finest, finest student the athlete academic center in the country. wow. policy. greg: >> he's seven foot five. no. so no, it's not how you know, but he's growing. >> he's growing. he'll you know, he's almost your heigh t. that's. oh, so that's funnier than. and he held the grudge.

stelter he does, yeah. >> i want to hold a grudge>> y like. gutfeld yes. oh, you're goingou're gointo gey email, all of you. >> after a while. scathing.t's been email, a scatg email. but it'll also be attached to a photo of a shirtless mike baker. >> oh, and i saw on this photo, i still have those. >> all right. tyra's is she just a or a super? >> no, she's on a whole other level. >> and we you and i argue, but we don't even argue about this because no one argues back. i know it's kind of nice last night. don't argue that. >> it's always the group until it's about me. then it's the individual. she didn't want her child to go through that, and that's kind of racist. i assume the private capitals, we want to play soccer because apparently the cheapest in the world to play black schools don't have it. so obviously there's. yeah. oh, thanks a lot, lady. but is it the cheapest sport running. >> you just run. running.u justyou what? >> i should have done that the last segment that no because

you got to pay people the time it and the rope costs money and then you need shoes. yes. and then you need those little things to jump out of. so yeah, whenever i say something conservative, my blackness is taken away by individuals like that. exactly so hand it over. , like can put it in a jar the because they love the racism and all this stuff applieshing to the group and everything that's wrong in the world except for them. yeah d anat's, because it's not reals there. any parent that can do something better for their chilomething d, you should encourage that. usually, like i move my child to this school, so guess what? i'm going to lead of a funding event. we're going to raise money forpe families who can't afford to send their children to privatent't affor. hildre no, no, no. because it's about me. it's about greed. it's me. they sitto is the narrative, a the script. they don't read the script. we see it whenever kamala talkto . they don't read the script. they stick to the narrative, and it literally has nothing

to do with their reameto d theii but the problem is, whenfe you call them on it, you're racist. and i' andm uncle tom.we but when we catch them doing itd red hand, because we don't do that. >> yeah, there was an interesting thing that she said in an interview. sorry. no, no, please. anervi >> in but she it seemed likeew. she was implying before movingbe her one one of her kids into the private school. >> iseemedt seemed like she waso implying that she was having her kids in public school becausole it helped her narratie as the get elected that yeah, lt she straight up said that the reason i'm legitimate im use myin saying this is becauset my kids are in public school. >> so she herself says that now she's not legitimate. no, she got elected, pulled them out. yeah. and her political careerthem out greg is then more important than her children's education, when we knol w that the education is so terrible but the soccer's terrible the soccer is her e i feel bad for reelection is going to get pulled out of soccer and have to go to expensive running and g run r school. >> okaun school.y, i won't talk >> i hated running. i hated track and field.

>> yeah. yeah. what? what's field, anyway? >> i just, you know. you know what? what? his field. it should just be trackld lik and field like you javelin or stuff. yeah. >> t >> and the hammer throw.ha that's what we do in midtown. we just jump ove ir stuff. but you don't say baseball, field, basketball court? yeah. you don't say baseball field. you don't say i played baseball fid. sa basebal yeah, yeah. what what's your son do is he plays basketball. yeah b. >> yeah. all right, we got to move on. i think we stumbled intond some kind of epiphany, and i don't even know what that means. i think that's going to be the name of my childild., the oe that i kidnap. all right. coming up, would you snub. mmon. >> a three inch sub teethly on y is so common,t immediately feels like somebody an on the.works." i recommend sensodyne. sensodyne toothpaste goes inside the tooth and calm the nerve down. and my patients say, you know, doc, it really works. >> you love your pets, but their hair is a problem.

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>> i can be the winds of change a story in five words. >> a story in five words. don't socks to bed. tel researchers are telling pedple not to wear socks to be . they often contain the same bacteria that's found in cockroaches and their

droppings. so don't wear socks to bed. i' >> i'm just glad that joeyt jones isn't on the panel jotonight. >> he'll be laughing his off right now. relax, he'd be l baby.off, >> that joke. that joke was approved. re, mak video to prove it greg. >> of course you can make a joke about my legs. i mean my it's not that big a deal. i just had them blown offthis in afghanistan i. hey, this is just another way i can serve my country with laugh ats. >> my expense. get it, bud? >> jams, socks or no socks in bed? yes, but i put them mypillow ye i don't know what that beats what. >> it makes me laugh. oh, and roaches, fecal matter. k >> they may say that justy to make the story. spicier, right? but there's also good things in roaches. aches feca,like little bits of e and donuts. >> it's it. it's actually he's making

a really good point. >> thank you, greg thank tyrus. because isn't our government telling us to eat insects and now they're tellin ment telg not to wear soft? it's stupid. this is the dumbesto weat show. i'm mad at us for even doing that. oh, gee, you walk around your. you're going to get my look, look, listen, i was for your birthday earlier this week. yeah. and i had a gift for you. but you made you yot really it really weird.n and now you're getting ready to go to a show. you got a bi o g show coming up? yeah, we had to make videos and stuff, so i made my video understandinrstandin youg alrea you your gift. i think you just, you know. no, no, i wa no, i'ms. because now i'm going to look like a bad gift giver. yeah. so you had a banner year, hadyer a championship year. it's been, you know, despite the biggest year of your careerh by birthday wise and stuff. so, you know, i knowim if i got him a belt my size, he could never wear it, so i got it. happy birthday, greg. yeah, i just only.h

>> i hope i can just hold thiste with one hand. thisyo is amazing. going to. you know, i'm going to wear this cat. you wear socks soc in bed?k it >> i could ask it., it's part of the story. no, i don't. okay. also, this isn't a real story.pe really? i hope not. i hope it's nobody'sobody' is ss and weird that they're like, oh, no, i love to wear socks in bed. in it's ait's one of the simple jos of my life. but i saw this article. now i'm not going to do it got i more. >> yeah, i don't wear socks in bed, but i literally i sleep with a cat who use a litter sle on me. ep yeah. and like. like he sleeps on and 13 years old. and i am still alive. h >> yeah, i'm surise he wipes his little kitty paws. oh, yeah, he totally does. he washes his hands. yes, it's true. hi my dog. yeah, it's.e and it's the way he looks. his moutwayh is disgusting. >> sleep in bed with you. >> get all the germs in the world. yeah.

all right, mikey. dirty socks, spread pathogens. do you wear socks to bed? well, does that clash with your spider-man pajamas? >> no, i don't wear pajamas, but, yes, i do. black support hose with those little sock garters and wingtip cuddles. >> m, and wingtips. >> it's from the old, you know mid 70s, late seventies days. yes, they do. >> yeah. yes. yeah. thene was a day back the don't tn. all i don't think you were in the cia at all. everybody do an extensive search tonight, mike baker will find some ugly things. >> all right. don't go away. we'll be right ll b back.back. >> what? i'm sean hannity. >> since i was a little kid, i was listening to political talk radio

>> greg: we're out of time. thanks to jim norton, mike baker, timpf, tyrus, our studios audience, fox news at night with dreamy trace gallagher is next. i'm greg gutfeld, i love you america ♪ >> laura: hello everyone i'm laura ingraham this is the ingraham angle from washington tonight. my angle on the democrats nervous jitters later on in the show, but first, just hours after his son hunter was indicted, president biden did his best to pretend that none of it bothered him, just like today was any other day. >> my problem is your biceps are a little small and you're not in very good shape. >> laura: but as is often the case with old comingers way past their prime they demonstrate what i like to cal