nominee. >> neil: got it. congresswoman, thank you. i wanted to jump on some of these issues. congresswoman nancy mace beer i mentioned nikki haley, she will be our special guest tomorrow o, "caboodle live," get her views on this. 10:00 a.m. eastern time. for now, here is "the five." ♪ ♪ >> jeanine: hello, everyone. i am judge jeanine pirro along with piers morgan, jesse watters, shannon bream, and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ one of the biggest comics in the country thinks the local mind virus killed comedy. conan o'brien is blasting the way his fellow liberal late-night hosts handled the trump era. the way he explains it, instead

of trying to be funny, they were more interested in pushing a political agenda. >> i was never as comfortable with comedy where i needed to make a point about something, so i always thought that when trump came along, what a lot of people have to revert to is, doesn't he saw? i hate that guy. [bleep]. and those aren't jokes. so i think it is just, you know, i'm really going out on a limb here saying that is his greatest crime. [laughs] i think he has hurt political comedy by being so outlandish himself. >> jeanine: and bill maher is no stranger to taking on the woke mob. the left-wing comic is also taking a swipe at his late-night competitors for pandering to liberal audiences. >> it's not a take. those guys don't have takes. i have takes. what they do -- i have a take on things. what they do is say exactly what a liberal audience wants them to say about that. that's not a take.

i mean, i'm not saying it's not sincere. i guess it is, on their part, but even if it wasn't, that's what they would do. there is never a moment where you don't know exactly, oh, this is the correct point of view on that. >> jeanine: maher just announced his show will be returning to spite the writers strike, and that is not sitting well with ultra liberal blowhard keith olbermann. trashing bill maher as "a scumbag" for bringing his show back. greg, i think you are the natural first on this one come as a fellow late-night host, conan and maher, to agree the focus on trump has pretty much destroyed comedy? >> greg: yeah, and also richard nixon destroyed the art of juggling. [laughter] alderman is getting worked up because that is the only work he is getting. here is the bigger issue here with all of this. with comedy or anything, this show, you have to participate in all parts of life. not just the click or the bubble

or the sect that you are in. i think that was the biggest mistake, turned their back on half the country because trump made them cry and over words not deeds. what conan said, the most outlandish crime trump did was his behavior, not his deeds, the economy didn't matter, the fact that there were no wars didn't matter, but did you see his mean tweet? i can't sleep. that's not funny. my show is successful because we go at everything, including not just my guess like piers, who is on tonight, but also me. i am my biggest target appeared we told everybody to the fire. and it's amazing, this is the funniest time to be alive. i mean, we talk about it later tonight about wokeism is like the biggest, funniest thing ever, but joe biden is a perfect target. hunter is a perfect target. nancy pelosi. the city's descent into this.

all of this stuff is ripe for comedy. these guys it is to be eight or nothing. instead, you have comedians who are crying on air or doing propagandizing videos for vaccines. that is why i think late-night is in chaos. here the knives are out for fallon, going after bill maher because i think he is doing the right thing. he is saying "we are hurting all of these other people, the caterers, you name it, whatever, because the writers are upset." meanwhile you have these other dingle berries, the host, they are doing zoom calls together like they are doing a staff meeting during covid. i mean, how pathetic is that? i like conan, but he is a little late to this party. we have been talking about this forever. it takes them three years to figure things out, whether it is education, crime, immigration, whatever, we are always waiting for them to catch up, like your simple little brother. [laughter] don't you have a simple little brother? >> piers: two simple little brothers.

i hope they never see this. >> jeanine: let's go to you, piers. look, they are pandering. the left is pandering to their political audiences, and they don't have actual takes according to bill maher, so do you agree with him? >> piers: ironically, one of the funniest things i have heard, actually, in years, is keith olbermann describing bill maher as selfish and unfunny and a scumbag. this coming from a guy who, in my personal experience, years interacting with keith olbermann, is not only a selfish little -- also deeply unfunny, possibly unfunniest person in america and a massive scumbag. there is irony there. i think, look, we were talking about this on greg's show tonight. the material about the woke crowd is obviously hilarious, right? it is funnier than anything else out there. if you out-funny trump when he wants to be, he is funnier than all of them put together, but you take the bidens, for example, just the material around the bidens, i speak as a

british person here, okay? it is objectively hilarious to see that you ran 250 years ago, you ran a monarchy out of town, you said mad king george packing, right? and now because you didn't like the way he ruled you, and now you have a guy in charge of keeps falling over, who everything he says makes no sense, who can barely remember what day it is, and i simply say to you, prince william is flying into new york on monday. it is not too late, america. it is not too late. if you think what you've got now is better than what we gave you, under mad king george, you are living in cloud cuckoo land. bring back your monarchy. i will even pitch my own hat into the ring. honestly, could you be any worse than under thus far's? it is a farce. i looked at joe biden and i think, america, how are you letting this happen? the idea he runs again? for another four years of this? it's ridiculous. so my point to the woke

comedians is there is your comedy. every single day you should be leading but they cannot because they are trapped in that mind-set that this is actually what you are seeing with your own eyes is not happening. they are blind to the reality, which is comedic lay funny, but also for americans deadly serious. that's my point. >> jeanine: we will run over to prince william now. >> greg: 's going to be staying there, you can get him back. >> greg: only if he dumps that broad. >> jeanine: prince william, not hairy. >> greg: you brits all look alike. >> jeanine: jesse come if there were not for trump, these people would not have anything to talk about. where would comedy be with this woke group? >> jesse: what happened is colbert came in on cbs and he came from "the daily show" so here goes jon stewart chops and he was a natural political guy, and then he came in and his ratings went up and kimmel said, oh, my gosh, i have to start

getting cash and kimmel loved obama and his son had a little health issue and he started getting into these little things with ted cruz, and then he became a political guy. and fallon is the least political guy out there and resisted going political, and is also the most talented, but then was pushed into politics by executives. he didn't want to go political. so all of them go political, and then trump leaves, the pandemic happens, and then there is the writers strike, and someone named greg gutfeld comes along, and all of their audience -- >> jeanine: king of late-night. >> jesse: audience looking around like what happened? where all of the jokes? the jokes are nowhere because they cannot poke fun at biden. you think about biden, this is a guy who went to maui and said you know what? i had a kitchen fire and i almost lost my cat. this is a guy whose son is in his underwear with a cop's gun and a stripper. this is kamala harris. kamala harris' husband kissed the first lady. pete buttigieg puts a little

helmet on and reflecting best and goes to his pals, there is a wealth of jokes in this administration. the administration is a joke. but if you could kind of lay off the politics, you could bring it back. not that greg wants it back, but you could bring it back. >> jeanine: shannon, do you see the entertainment industry recovering from this? and being actually funny again and nonpolitical? >> shannon: what i love that is funny as they found a way to blame president trump for their industry falling apart. i do think comedy that is super obvious, no matter who the target is, it's really not that funny, they get through that greg does, five steps ahead, playing chess with the stuff. >> greg: this is like my birthday. >> shannon: we love you. but for me, babylon become hilarious, satire that gets checked by fact-checking sites which to me is satirical in itself that they do this but they actually have a section of their website called "prophecies fulfilled" where they made up such ridiculous stories that have now actually come true in real life. so, you know, when it hits close to home and it takes a little

effort to put it together, i think that is much funnier than the obvious one-two punch. >> jeanine: the political punch. all right, coming up. one of the ladies of "the view" is threatening to kneecap joe biden's reelection if he gives kamala the boot. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> i'm bryan llenas and i will be covering democracy 24 on the campaign trail. the campaign trail is a wild ride. it is fast-paced. there are twists and turns, and yes, there is spin. it is my job to listen, cut through the chaos, and to tell the right story, but i have never been more excited.

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underestimating. >> i don't have to tell you two that but a woman of color with power, i think she is threatening. >> jesse: but joe may have no choice because top democrats keep throwing her under the bus. >> the vice president kamala harris the best running mate for this president? >> he thinks so and that is what matters. and by the way -- >> you don't think so? >> she is very politically astute. >> you think she is the best? >> the vice president of the united states. why isn't she doing this thing? she is the vice president, that is the job description. you don't do that much. >> what do you make of speaker pelosi's answer there? >> there didn't seem to be anything wrong with that answer. that is president biden's choice and i think she is an excellent running mate for preside president biden. >> jesse: okay. shannon, would you like to white-splain the issue here? if she does not appear on the ticket will bite and know my voters abandoned the biden campaign?

>> shannon: he has not done a lot of things they were hoping he would deliver on. i heard about this, do you guys remember getting this memo august of 2020 called "we have her back?" before she was named to the ticket but her name was probably going to be the vp, and it was a memo from all of these groups to the heads of news divisions saying, we are watching everything that you do, don't use pictures of women that looked angry, don't talk about them being ambitious as a negative thing, don't talk about the appearance, don't stereotype comedy goes on to say we know you've been doing newsrooms for diversity, we will hold you to account for the way you cover her. this new thing gives me very much shades of we are watching you, and if you get this wrong, we are going to call you out. >> jesse: like the impeachment threat that they said to the news chiefs. greg, that was a kit kiss of death by nancy. i don't know if kamala will be too happy. >> greg: not a ringing endorsement. basically saying she does a capable job because it is a really easy job to do. that is like saying i prefer a houseplant over a pet because

you don't have to feed it and it won't let the carpet. [laughter] i heard "the view" is going on a hunger strike, but only between commercials. [laughter] i love democrat on democrat action. they should create a caddy category for that on pornhub and it's good to see dems calling out dems who will get a taste of that medicine because the monster is devouring themselves. they now realize that wow, they elected the oldest, whitest, perhaps racist president ever, joe biden, because they would rather win and stick to their own principles, and now they are going to do this? it's too late. you guys already threw her aside before. >> jesse: that's right. do you think she stays on the ticket, piers? >> piers: if you are the republicans, you hope she does and you hope the biden and kamala harris are the duo that go powering for the next election. the president, who appears to have completely lost his marbles come at a vice president who, by any poll i have seen, thought

people of all skin colors is deeply to be completely useless. the democrats have a real problem here. they can bang on about trump all they like but trump's chances of being reelected president increase with every gaffe that biden makes and the knowledge that people have that if he is not able to run, which many people think is now increasingly likely, then is it even remotely feasible that kamala harris could be donald trump? absolutely not. one of them described it as soft bigotry, right? if you say that kamala harris is underperforming, you are a soft bigot, whatever that means. i don't know you could have degrees of bigotry. my previous job posting a morning show back in the u.k., i criticize meghan markle for what i believe to be polite and say i wouldn't believe her if she read a weather report. this was deemed to be racist, that the only reason i said that

was because of her skin color, which obviously was complete nonsense. this whole narrative building already, but if joe biden was to ditch kamala harris, anyone that thinks of that is a good idea is a racist, is ridiculous. how have we got to this place? where criticism immediately is racist? it is the same with the trans-debate, isn't it? we have talked about this many time, you think a male should not be dominating women's' swimming, you are a transphobe. they got big problems. if i was a democrat, i'm not, obviously, but if i was an american democrat right now, i would be seriously worried and i would be thinking we've got to get somebody in, like newsom or somebody like this, young, dynamic, breath of fresh air, something different, otherwise they are heading, i think, to a complete disaster. >> greg: i loved how you quit. you said "i'm going to the pub." perfect. >> piers: it was either that or -- are you familiar with the

phrase you would be, chin the guy that was gobbling off. deputy standing weather guy. >> jesse: speaking of lofty pedestals come here is the vice president talking about her favorite topic, equity. >> there is an attack right now on diversity, equity, and inclusion. where suppose it, so called extreme leaders are suggesting o care about and pay attention to inequities. we must understand what our disparities. and then accommodate and adjust for those disparities if we want equal outcomes. >> jesse: okay, judge jeanine, your thoughts on kamala harris? >> jeanine: now you know why people don't like her, okay? i mean, what she just talked

about, i mean, equal outcomes. we have to come i think her exact words were, in addition to what she said, we have to a dominate and adjust for disparities, and inequities. so i say to myself, well, wait a minute, does she mean that in terms of politics, like a race for president? should we adjust for disparities, think about it, you know, if someone is running for president and if a minority, in their eyes, is running for president, should we make adjustments so there is an outcome that recognizes that we needed to make adjustments for them? hogwash. nobody buys that. it is ridiculous. but it is what they believe in. she is a full-blown socialist. that is what they want. they want socialism. and that is why fox poll, cnn poll, her negatives are incredible. here is the thing. if they are afraid because of whatever her name on "the view" says "we are never going to

forgive you, joe," look, i don't think joe is going to end up running. i said it before, i think this week the floodgates opened with of the opinion piece where he shouldn't run, "the washington post," and ignatius along with nancy pelosi not giving a ringing endorsement, i think it is the beginning of the end and if they want kamala harris, let her get in the primary and see how good she does. she had to drop out of the last primary for president she did s. you know what? stop with the nonsense. we need someone, now we know more than ever how this political identity and correctness has destroyed this country, when you don't have someone who is willing to do the job. >> jesse: pirro says it, it is the beginning of the end. >> jeanine: did i say that? >> jesse: i think so. coming up, it is the hottest ticket in sports, coach prime, deion sanders taking the sport

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♪ ♪ >> greg: it's always fun here. >> shannon: all right, it is one of the most talked about stories in sports, deion sanders, coach prime, leading up the college football world in his first year as head coach of the university of colorado come his buffalo's host a 2-0 record, likely 3-the other saturday when they face off in boulder against in-state rival colorado state but what is truly amazing about this story, among many things, deion sanders is getting to coach his own sons, shiloh and should shiloh and shedeur sanders. he opened up about what it is like to coach his sons. >> how do you get through a game watching your son play quarterback? how has it affected your psy psyche? >> well, it affects me more watching site shilo play defense

because i'm thinking, make a play. make a darn play. shedeur is right there, rock steady the whole time peered shilo is that emotional. >> shannon: check out more of coach prime, deion sanders, this saturday talking about the big game for fox news big moon kickoff, strangely at 10:00 a.m., but he will be there. i found out during the break that i am a psycho college football fan and nobody else here knows any anything about college football. where should i start? judge, i will start with you. >> jeanine: no! [laughs] >> shannon: who is next? greg, are you raising your hand? >> greg: judge go. >> jeanine: first of all, i don't know who he is and i apologize. i came across him about a week ago. and it was on instagram, and he said, i don't know who this guy is but he said something like i don't care about anyone's opinion of me, they didn't make me come and they can't break me.

god established me. do i care what you think? no, i'm a game changer, and i said, i like this guy. today, i looked him up, i love this guy now. that's all i have to say. >> shannon: i grew up a florida state fan in tallahassee, then called neon deion but i think he prefers coach prime now. the '80s, tearing it up your amazing career in multiple sports. jesse, weighing in on that, i know we can talk to you about that part, you were saying he should go play cricket. so successful in football and baseball and everything else. >> piers: love cricket. >> jesse: i was saying piers morgan. i didn't really mean that. i do want him playing cricket, i want him on the gridiron. he is a great coach and he has transformed the program at colorado. the greatest two-sport athlete, better than bo jackson, i'm sorry bo jackson people, that's fine. now he is bigger than college football. it is hard to transcend college football, bigger than a lot of the stars in college football. everyone is talking about him.

my favorite quote -- i know you have yours -- if you look good, you feel good. when you feel good, you play good. when you play good, they pay good. that's my favorite deion quote even though i stole his prime time post. you do look good, piers. >> piers: thank you. i feel good. >> shannon: this guy is getting a lot of heat for trash talking in that kind of thing but i don't think confidence when you can back it up the way he has come i don't think anyone else has hit a home run in major league baseball and also scored a touchdown in the nfl in the same week. >> piers: donald trump say to me, years before he ever ran for office, we were talking about trash talking and talking about giving it the big one, as he would say, and as muhammad ali said, if you talk the talk, you have to walk the walk, or the act doesn't play. and this guy talks the talk, but he has walked the walk better than a most anyone in american sporting history and the mixture is very empowering, isn't it?

it is why he is becoming a celebrity figure, because people know this guy has been better in the field than anyone else, and now he is doing it as a coach. great story. we don't have this in england, college sports thing at all, he just doesn't exist. the nearest thing to it, to this, would be the oxford and cambridge boat race every year. >> shannon: i knew he was going to call rowing. >> piers: people only watch to see if one of the boats sink. it's the only reason the streets are lined along the river tames. you can of college football in england with three people watching. a phenomenon here which is very alien to most other places. it is a very special thing. many americans i know actually are more interested in college sports and professional sport. >> shannon: oh, yeah. >> piers: it is a phenomenon. i've never really encountered it. i think he is great for sport, great for america, looking for role moderns and leaders right now because you are not getting it in politics. this guy is great. >> shannon: got a ton of

confidence and as you said can back it up. a little back-and-forth with coach, he is going to face office we can for the in-state rivalry. speak i don't care in boulder. i took my hat off and i took my glasses off and i said, when i talk to grown-ups, i take my hat and my glasses off. that is what my mother taught me. >> why would you want to talk -- we don't talk about nobody. do our job. but when they give us ammu ammunition. >> shannon: do you get fired up by trash talk? >> greg: he is a quote machine. my favorite quote was when he said "what are you doing in my hotel room." but anyway, i don't know anything about college football except unlike soccer, it is a sport. that was directed at piers. >> piers: we don't recognize soccer appearance before you call it football. >> greg: i want to make a point because this is so interesting. why is college football so different from college itself? you couldn't find two more

different beasts. in one you have college football, the score counts, there is effort, merit, discipline, all of that stuff matters. in college it is the opposite, scores no longer count, equity trumps effort, discipline is oppression and merit is racist. >> jesse: the sec. it is still traditional. >> greg: no, it's not. jesse, did you go to college? >> jesse: i did. >> greg: where did you go? that's not a college. >> jesse: is not berkeley. it's a safety school. >> shannon: do they have football? >> jesse: they do. >> shannon: what i love about coach prime, he wants these young men to be successes off the field and teach them to be good husbands and fathers, and we could all use that. >> greg: that's the point. we are in a society now where that does not matter and what matters is how you take care of other people's feelings and how you view other groups, and in this case, he is old school. >> shannon: i think coach prime is pretty tough. >> jeanine: like lou holtz, he

cared about them, making sure they live good lives. i'm going to watch the game. i am! >> shannon: judge jeanine and i are going to a game with coach prime. we are going. i'll write "the fastest" is up next. ♪ ♪

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shannon? [laughter] >> greg: her magic mushroom is jesus. >> piers: it have you or have you not? >> shannon: i take the fifth. in portland what they definitely need is more people on mind altering drugs, although you don't have to have a prescription for this but you do have to go sit with somebody who is a licensed person who gets you through the journey. think about that job. you have to stay with them the whole time until they come back down. >> piers: greg come apparently roughly six hours, many users describe his vivid geometric shapes, loss of identity, a oneness with the universe, very much like doing the "gutfeld" show. >> greg: i have done them regularly -- >> piers: five oh, my god. >> shannon: you are not joking? >> greg: i am not. >> jesse: don't arrest him. >> greg: psilocybin is being

used in ptsd for veterans. other unlike other drugs, it is medicinal and not recreational. you are not going out and partying on them. when people were younger, they did. what psilocybin does when you take it as you mentioned what goes on, it is trying to show you the user interface between your subjective reality, what you believe that you are seeing and what is really out there. a good analogy, which is what a lot of the researchers use is when you look on your laptop screen and you see the icons on your screen, the little garbage can, and you drag something into the garbage can, it is not really a garbage can. it is simply representative of that. what psilocybin shows you is what is behind each icon that you see in the world, which has the geometric images, the patterns of light and everything, when you take psilocybin, you literally see what is behind everything, pulls the curtain back, changes your life. you realized that she realized there is something greater out

there. atheists, when they take psilocybin, they are no longer atheists. i'll tell you, it's actually a spirit -- it actually is a spiritual thing peered >> shannon: sort of a come to jesus. but is it ever scary? >> greg: if you take their own doses, which is why you do it with somebody who has done it and is a regular professional, that is why this is a good th thing. portland committed get sudden off opiates and other stuff, might work. >> piers: judge, psilocybin remains illegal in most of the united states. but it has been described by the food and drug administration as a breakthrough therapy, so what do you think? >> jeanine: first of all, i am not a fan of the fda. i have used sudafed for years and found out it really wasn't working. it's a good thing oregon has their priorities in order. just what they need, more drugs. in 2020, they passed a law and said "we're going to decriminalized hard drugs, beth and lsd and cocaine and heroin,r pressure to change the fact that

they decriminalized it because there's so much crime going on. along with the drug use. greg, i don't have your experience with drugs so i cannot speak to it, my only experience was locking people up who use these drugs viewed >> greg: arrest people on mushrooms. >> jeanine: i think the potency is different and people are buying stuff off the street. i think fentanyl is now part of the equation. i like it might be in the compliance space with an expert, but i don't see a happy ending. >> greg: mdma, doing it with psilocybin, it is the reality. you are not going to get rid of this. >> piers: i think we have established you are the world expert at this desk. jesse watters, are you going to go with greg gutfeld? >> jesse: you called him a sure path. >> greg: exactly. [laughter] >> piers: oh! [laughter] >> greg: i knew it.

>> piers: the damning silence of jesse watters. >> shannon: judge, it's you and me. speed >> jesse: during the show, they throw out a whole sack of shrooms and he launched it to the second level, i was 18 and could not afford good seats. i go over like this to grab it, and i grab it, and right as someone else -- they grabbed it. we were fighting over the bag of shrooms together, like a t-shirt wrapped in -- and i need to -- and i yanked it, and i ended up elbowing an usher, and the usher grabs me, pulls me away, no! >> piers: did you get any inside you? >> jesse: i got nothing. >> piers: beautiful. "fan mail friday" is up next. ♪ ♪

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piers, i'm sure it is somebody british. >> piers: it was actually nelson mandela. [laughter] >> greg: i feel terrible. >> piers: i got the chance to meet him at a london event in 2003, made an extremely speech, blistering speech against the iran war, and then afterwards because i run a newspaper, afterwards i was told i could have a ten minute audience just with him -- literally -- i went and sat there, two chairs put down, and walked mandela, and i was with him for 10 minutes. he described it as the greatest 10 minutes of his life. one of the few people i met in public life who was more impressive than the myth. of the myth was pretty damn good, so i was starstruck. >> greg: puts the "man" in mandela. judge? think of somebody that you idolize, and entertainer.

>> jeanine: yeah, piers, when i met piers. >> piers: thank you, judge. >> jeanine: actually, richard harris. >> greg: oh... the lion in the winter. >> jeanine: yes, i met him and yes, i was. >> piers: used to live at the savoy hotel, had his own sweet for years. >> greg: big drinker? >> piers: massive. >> greg: you are the best booze hounds on the planet. >> piers: the best drinkers on the planet. >> greg: jesse? >> jesse: alonso morning. >> greg: the autograph? >> jesse: i went up and ask him for a selfie and he looked me up and down and says "no." and i just walked away in shame. i have never asked for any other selfie since then. >> jeanine: people ask you for a selfie, what do you do? >> jesse: i say "sure." [laughter] >> greg: what about you, shannon?

>> shannon: years ago i was interviewing ricky schroeder. i was told as an adult we could call him rick schroeder but my eighth grade self would have gone crazy because i had the poster in my locker, to think i would get to meet mr. silver spoons one day and he was super nice. >> greg: isn't that sweet? did he hit on you? >> shannon: no, but i was instructed -- >> greg: mine is the most pedestrian of all, i got starstruck with a rock singer mike patton, the lead singer of faith no more and mr. bumble. when i met him he was doing a photo shoot, i brought him a gift of dvd horror films. >> jeanine: oh, my gosh. >> greg: i was like a "gutfeld" fan, the interim chief of a magazine i brought him a gift, low rent b movies, probably thought who the hell is this? >> jesse: men don't give other men gives. no my gifts. >> greg: i found that out. one more: what tv channel doesn't exist but should?

>> jesse: car crash channel. all car crashes. in nascar and also on the road appeared >> piers: great idea. >> greg: fatalities are none? >> jesse: that's pay-per-view. >> greg: shannon? >> shannon: i like people getting cranked and punk'd. >> greg: you know it would be great? religious pranks. >> jeanine: aw... >> greg: the bread and the fishes -- >> shannon: a little bit of a double-cross there. >> greg: judge? >> jeanine: shoe channel. >> shannon: oh! >> jesse: a lot of fetishes out there. >> jeanine: i just like shoes. >> piers: i would have the "why cricket is better than baseball" channel. on a constant loop, similar scenarios where the cricket is just more exciting. >> greg: you know what i'm going to go with? the magic mushroom channel. you've got to watch something. you've got to watch something

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i go through their story. they trying to convince me their innocence. and they spectacularly fail. on sunday night, 10 o'clock the hearing one of them on fox news which shall be great. >> we watch that. okay, it's time for b& okay, this week was derek passion week as you know. dreams came true for many talented individuals. the runway of dreams foundation featured models wearing clothing that were adaptive to their disabilities. foundation works with fashion brands to create easier access to close only for those that don't have as much variety available to them. tom hilfiger, adidas, victoria's secret. more bands participated. more than 70 models to part fund to the close down the runway. greg? cook's oh my god. this is crazy show. i got michelle, this guy piers morgan, patrice and gallagher. peers you may agree it's

out-of-control. tomorrow, there's tickets available for my reading a show. go to g but felt.com. the king of the going tour. got comedians and there will be surprises. let's do this. oh yeah, every goal. great to liberty siding. if you go to the cafeteria a receipt might catch cast members of the view fighting over food. here they are trying to share a leaf. >> looks like on a hunger strike. >> this was during a break. >> oh good. >> jesse? >> don't commit any crimes when you're at the port of la judge. big aristotle, shaquille o'neal has been deputized. >> yes! >> team is more important than anyone of us. if he has what it takes to join the los angeles port please, come on down. it's time to dive in. >> david shack. if it jesse watters prime time. we have smoking on video of joe in business with hunter.

>> good for you. shannon? cook's box 2 sunday we will both sides of the aisle representative to talk about impeachment and spending and government shutdowns and hunter and all that kind stuff in the vivek ramaswamy who's happy but his poll numbers. hundred and 2-year-old world war ii veteran he repelled the site of a building hundreds of feet. by the way the royal london hospital. this was for charity. he said i don't frighten easily. >> that's it for us. have a great night everybody. >> hey judge, my wife called. she said she is pro shoe channel. although the magic mushrooms. we will see you. thanks judge. >> good evening i'm bret baier. 13,000 workers are off the job. united auto workers union strike against ford, general motors and stilettos. simultaneously for the first time in its 88 year history. president biden waited on the side of the