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of trying to be funny. >> they were more in pushingpola a political agenda that was neve>> i wasr as comfortableeded with comedy, where i needed to make a point about somethin t . >> so i always thought that that when trump came alonhg ,what a lot of people have to revert to is, doesn't he . >> i hate that guy. and those aren't jokes. >> and so i think it's just, uto you know, i'm really going out on a limb here saying that his greatestre sayin now is that hei think he's hurt political comedy by being so outlandish himself. >>dybeing so and bill maher is n stranger to taking on the woke mob. the left woke wing comic is also taking a swipe at his late night competitors for to liberal audiences. lie thosei haveo tak guys don't have it takes i tton takes eight where they have a take on things. what they do is say exactl what theym to a liberal audience wants them to say about that. mean

that's not a take. and i mean, i'm not sayingng i it's nott's sincere. i guess it is on their part.f it but even if it wasn't, that's what they would do. there's never a moment where you don't know exactly, oh, this is the correct point of view on that. >> marr just announced that his show will be returning despite the writers strike. >> and that's not sitting very well with ultrto spitestrikea l blowhard keith olbermann. he's trashing bill maherulra as, quote, scumbag for bringing his show back. bag" forall right, greg, i think you're the natural first on this one. >> as a fellowtura late night he and conan and mark, do you agree that the focus on trump is pretty much destroyed comedy? >> yeah. and also, richard nixonar destroyed the art of juggling. >> you know, olbermann[laughte is getting worked up because that's the only work he's getting. >> here's the bigger issue here here with all of this with comedy or anything. >> this show, you have to participate in all parts of life, not just the clic the h

the bubble or the sack that you're in. and i think that was their big mistake. i k that wthey turned their bacf the country because trump made them cry. and over not deeds. i mean, what conan said that the most outré, outlandish crime trump did wasvior, his behavior got his deeds, the economy didn't mattenor. sei the fact that there were no wars didn't matter. but did you see his mean tweet ? i can't sleep. that's not funny. my show successful because we go at everything, including not just my guest like piers, who's on tonight, but also me. i'm my biggest target. and we holi am md to the fire. >> and it's amazing that this is the funniest time to be alive. >>to b i mean, we talk about it later tonight about wokeism is like the biggeswokeist, funni thing ever. but joe biden is a perfect targetde, is a perfect target. nancy pelosi, the city's dissent in this criminal farce. is it target climate change wackos i, gender? all of this stuff is ripe for

comedy. but to these guys, it's trumphto or it's nothing. and insteard, there you have comedians are actually crying on airare cryi or doing propagag videos for vaccines. that'sdizing videos why? i think late night is in a chaos, except here the knives are out for fallon. they're going after bill maher because i think he's doing the right thinter bille i thing he's doing the right thing. he's saying we are hurting bel of these other people, the haters, you name it, whatever, because you, the writers are upsee tht. th and meanwhile, you got these other dingell berries, these other hosts. you know, they're doing they're doine hog zoomst, calls together like they're doing a staff meeting during coviddoin. i mean, how pathetic is that? i think i like conan but. >> he's a little late to this party. we've been talking about this forever. typical. it takes him three years , whether things out it's education, crime or immigration, whatever. ucation, for them to catch up. >> they're like your simple little brother. , like little it's don't you hae little brother? i've got two simple littlehey

brother. >> i would never see that. okay, well, let'never ses to you because, i mean, look, they're pandering that the leftieers.looks pandering to thr political audiences and they don't have actual take thes to l maher. >> so do you do you agree with him or. well, i've got to say what i him >> pie to do. one of the funniest things i've heard, actually, in yeare funnis is keith olbermann describing bill maher as selfish, unfunny, and the scumbag is coming from a guy who, in my personal experience of years of interacting with keith olbermann, is not only a selfish little. >> yeah. also deeply unfunny, possiblyst the funniest person in america and indisputably massive scumbag. >> so there's irony there. but no, i think look, we wereabu talking about this on great show tonight. >> the trutht is, materialut t about the woke crowdhe is obviously right. it's funnier than anything else out there. he got out funnyout th . of them >> trump is what he wants to be. he's funny and all of them put together. but you take like the bidens, for example, just the material aroundt the ma the bidens.

i speak as a british person here. okay? it is objectivel itobjectivy to see that you ran 250 years ago. you'd rursn monarchy out of tow. is that mad king george packer? right. d now beand now, because he dide the way he ruled it. and now you havew guy in chargen who keeps falling over who everything he says makes no sense, who can barely remember what day it is. >> and i simply say to you,s fl prince william's flying intoying new york o new yorn monday. >> it is not too late. america. >> it is not too late.you' because if you think what you've got nove g w is better than what we gave you and the mad king george, you are living in cloud cuckoo land. bring back your monarchy. i'll your mo pitch my own hat io the ring. and honestly, could you be any honestlyworse than under this fe is a farce. i look at joe and i think, america, how are you letting this happen? >> and the idea he rung s. anote hmm. yeah. runs again for anotherr ears of? s. four years of this ridiculous. >> so my point

come the comedians is there's your comedy ever therey single . you should be leading on this stuff, but they can't because they're trappe cannot d in that mindsetly that this is actually what you're seeing with your own eyesou are s is not happeni. they're blind to the reality, which is comedicallyreality,, bo for americans, deadly serious. >>mericans that's my point. >> okay. all right. well, i'll run over to williami. . >> william now. he's going to be staying up there. you can get hi m back in the king william of america and not only be done that broadp no go. >> he's a good guy. that's prince william, harry right? you brits all look alike. all right. you know, jesse, if it weren't for trump, these people wouldn't have ifthere anything to talk about. where would comedy be no would w with this one group? >> what happened was colbert came in at cbs t and he came frm the daily show. so he had those jon stewart chop"thes and he was a natural political guy. >> and then he came in and his ratinge cames went up and kl said, oh, my gosh, i have to start gettingoh political. and kimmel loved obama and his a

son had a little health issund s and started getting into these little things with ted cruz and. >> then he became a political guy. and fallon is the leas t guy out there and resisted going political and is also the mostpd talented, but then was pushed into politics by executive s he didn't want to go political. and so all of them go politica.n and. then trump leaves, the pandemic happens. and then there's the writersc. >> and then someone named greglc gutfeld comes along and alomesl of their great audience of the late of late night, their audience is looking around like, what happened, wher >> je the jokes and the jokes? are nowhere because they can't the at.s >> but now, if you thinkwent about biden, yeah, this is a guy who went to maui to and, s, you know what, i had a kitchen fire and i almost lost my cat. >> this is a guy whose son is in his underwear with the cops gone and a stripper. >> this is kamala harris. kamala harris' husband kissed ke the first lady. this is mayor pete buttigiegd

, lmet on who puts a little helmet on in a reflecting vest and goes and e and there is a wealth of jokes in this to is a joke. kind of but if you could just kind of lay off the politic s, not th you can bring it back. >> not that greg wants it back, but he could bring it back, oh, you and you see the entertainment industry recoveringe entert from this, i, of being actually funny again and nonpolitical. >> what i love it's funny, i think, is that they found a way to blame president trumpnt forever for their industry falling apart. >> i do thin.k comedy that's super obvious. >> no matter who the target is, taly. stepnot that funny you got to think it through like greg does. he got to have, you know, five steps ahead playing chessd, with the stuff. >> it's like my birthday we love you can breakove you.. >> but i think about for me, that one be hilarious. it's satire gets checkedecking s by fact checking sites which to me is satirical in itselfto e that they do this but they actually have a section of their website called prophecies fulfilled where w they've made up such ridiculous stories that have nohew lif actually come true in real life. so, you know, when it to

hits close to home and it takes a little effort to put it together, i think that's funnier than the obvious one two punch. >> yeah, the political punch. all right. coming up, one of the ladies of the vie thew is to kneecap joe biden's reelection. jof gives kamala the boot. >> you're going to miss your online business if you wish. stay and go. my son has no time to take a good home. you may. be i'm brian jenness, and i'll be covering democracy 24 on the campaign trail. on the campaign trail is a wildd ride. it is fast paced. there are twists and turns and yes, there is spin. , cut it's my job to listen. cut through the chaos and toe co tells, the right story.

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and think you will do. >> i could be the winds of change. >> i won't. you know, won't feel like at all. wa joe biden has been warned. >> a bunch of liberalrnnc columnists are urging the presidenh of lt to boot kama off the ticket. >> but the veep's insane cheerleaders in the press are threatening to take down his campaign if he does itsane >> i would be very careful. president biden, about gettinge, rid of kamala harris because we will not support. of kam what if biden gets ridal of kamala harris and inserts someone, else he will lose the black vote? >> i don't want a whites plan, but you might be underestimatinghe black>> i k community. >> i think i am. i think some of the soft bigotry is showing in the progressives. women always have to work hard

in men and tell you to that. w but women of color with power. om i think she's threatening. >>e no choice. hav >> top democrats keep throwing her under the bus. thrder the is vice presidentias the best running mate for this president? mate he thinks so. >> and that's what matters. and by the way, i think thi she's very politically astute. you think she is the bes the is running mate? >> she's the vice president of the united states. what peoplthe say to me? well, why isn't shwhe doing this or that? i say because she's the vice thv president. that's the job description. presidenyou do that much.do >> you what do you make of spear pelosi's answer there? i mean, there didn't seem to be answer anything wrong with that answer. that's president biden's choice. o beand i think she's an excellu running mate fornn president bideinn. ident >> okay. >> jton, would you like to waibi the issue here, if she does not appear the ticket, will blacketl voters abandon the biden campaign? >> i don't know. >> but they there's polling showing they have been in some ways because they don't thin

k: he h he's delivered on a lot of things that they were hoping he would deliver on. so that's probably his bigger probleas lot of tould delm. but when i heard about this, i thought about, do you guys remember getting this memoremem august of 2020 called we haveck" her back. bedwas before she was name to the ticket, but her name was she's probably or possibly going to be the vp and was a memo from all of these groups to the heads of news division heads ofsaying. we're watching everything that you do. don't use pictures of women uswomethat look, don't talk about them being ambitious as a negative thing. don't talk about their appearance, don't stereotype. >> and it goes on in here to say, we know you've been working in newsrooms for diversity and so we're going to hold you to account in the waeen doinversity,y that cover . >> this new thing gives me verhy much shades of we're are g watching you. >> and if you get this wrong, we're going to call you out likeoing tll you o the the impet that they sent to the news chiefs. >> gre said to theg that was a s of death by nancy. i don't know if kamala is going to be too happy, but yeah, not a ringing endorsement. >> she's basically saying: notg that know she does a capable job because it's a really easyir job to do. >> that's like saying i prefer a houseplant over a pet because

you don't have to feed it and it won't wet the carpet. >>et but i heard the view view" commoing on a hunger strik ie, but only between commercials. >> so i love democrat on democrat action. they should create a category should for that. >> on pornhub, and it's good to see dems calling out everyone else racist who are also dems who will get theira tt taste of that medicine because now the monster is devouringe themselves. it's like they now realize that wow, they elected the oldest, widest. perhapelectes racist president , joe biden, because they'd rather win than stick to their own principles. and now they're going to do this. it's toog to d? late.side >> you guys already threw her aside before. that's right. so d jesse: o you think she stao on the ticket, pierce? >> well, if you're the republican s you hope she does, you hope the biden and kamala harris are the duoen and that go powering into the next election. coe president, who appearse ne e completely lost his marbles and a vice president who by any pollmedent whoav that i've seent

people of all skin colors is deemed to be completely useless. the democrats have a real proble thm here. all they can bang on about trump all they like. int trump's chances of being reelected president increase thth everycr gaffe that biden makes and the knowledge that people had that if he's not ablt ife to run, which many people think is now increasingly unlikely, then tha is it even remotely feasible that kamala harris could beat co trump? absolutely not. and this whole thingabso about think one of them described it as soft bigotry. right. if you say that kamala harris is underperforming, you are a soft bigot, whatever that means. i don't knenow how you can hav sort of degrees of bigotry, but it reminded me a little biot of when i left my previous job. hosting a morning show back in the u.k.. you may remember i criticized meghan marklghan mare for what e believe to be polite to say that i said i wouldn't believe a her if she read a weather report. right. and this was deemed to be racist, that theth was d

only i said that was because of her skin color, which obviously was complete nonsense. this whole narrative building already that if joe biden to ditch kamala harris, anyone that thinks that that is a good idea is a racist is ridiculous. >> how have we ridicul got to this place where criticism immediately is racist? it's the same with the trans debate, isn't it? trisn't it. u thin this many if you think a six foot boring biological male should not be dominating women's swimming, you are a transphobe. g wois. so, look, they've got big big problems. i mean, if i was democrat and i'm not obviously, but if i waf s a american democratwoul right now, i would be seriously worried and i'd be thinkind gr we've got to get somebody in like newsom or somebody like this youngdy l, dynamic breathrh of fresh air, something different. otherwis ae are heading, i thin, to a complete disaster. >> i loved how you quii tht, though, when you got out the walker. yeah, you said i'm going to the pub now. >> it's perfect.

well, it was either that or i was going to change e. you familiar with the phrase jimi? you would be in england. chin, the guy that was just going off about me, he was the chin to the guy that was dropping off when was he was the deputy standing weather guy. yeah, which is it's not the loftiest pedestal from which to hurl his brickbats. >> speaking of lofty pedestals.l >> here's the vices president talking about her favorite topic preside equity. >> there's an attack right now on diversity, equity and inclusion. yes. we're supposed so-called extreme leaders are suggesting it's a bad thing to care and pay attention to inequities . mus understand what are disparities. and then wha accommodate and ada for those disparitieccs. we wa >> we wantnt equal outcomes. >> okay, janine, your thoughts on kamala harris. okay now you know whypeop people don't like her. >> yeah. okay. i meanle l o what she just talki

about was equal outcomes. >> we have to i think her exact words are in addition to what we said. >>in a but we have to accommodae and adjust for disparitieste ana and inequities. >> so i say to myself, well wait a minute. does she mean that in terms of politics, like a for president, should we you know adjust for disparities that i think about? disps, think someone is runnings for president. and if a minority in theiridt an is running for president, should we make adjustments so that there is an outcome that recognize s that we needed to make adjustments for them? >> hogwash. nobody buy?s that. it's ridiculous, but it's what they believe in. she's a full socialist.that that's what they want. they want socialisat them and.yo that's why the monmouth poll, the fox poll, the cnn poll. i mean, her negatives. >> incredible. here's the thing. if they're afraid becaus the thineew" of whatever her name on the view says, oh, we're never going to forgive you,

joe. >> loore neverk i don't think js going to end up running. i think this week and i've said it before on this show, the floodgates opened with, you know what the opinion piece where he shouldn't run "the washington post" and ignatius along with, you know, nancy pelosi not giving a him, a ringing endorsement. >> i really think that now is a beginninnancy peg of the end. and if they want if they want kamala, let her get goo the primary. let's see how good she does. she had d a out of the last primary for president. >> she did poorly. h the so you know what? stop with the nonsense. we need someonnowee now. >> we know more than evern ever how this political identit hy and correctness has destroyed this country. when you don't have someondestre who's willing to do the job, pirro says, it's the beginning of. >> the end. did i say that? i think so. comingnning of up. it's the hottest ticket in sports. soach prime deion sander taking college football by storm. >> but never forget he began.

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i'm thinking like, come over here. >> come on, baby, make a pla.y. >> make a darn play. well, it's like, you know, so. oh , sure is right.e peer >> he's right there. he's just going rock steady the wholede shallows. l. >> that emotional instant. all right, you can check out of coach prime deion sanders this saturday. he's going to be talking this, the big game for fox big noon kickoff, which strangely starts at 10 a.m. at noon. >> but, hey, he'll be there. okaythere.. m found out during the break that i am the psycho college fond nobodan and nobody else here knows anything about college football. >> i like it. where should i startthing ab ? star >> listen. all right, judge, i'll start with you. i, i who's ex. >> okay. okay, great. are you raising your hand? o. >> no, i'm good. just go.firs okay. okay. all right. let me tell you, first of all,ti i don't know who he is, and i apologize, but i camdon' who hes him about a week ago and it was on instagram and, he said and i said, i don't know who this guy is, but he said something like, don' anyone's opinion of me. >> they didn't make mee and they

can't break me. god establish me. do you care. do i care what you think? no. i'm a game changer. i said, i like this guy. and then today i looked him up. i said. i love this guy now. and that's all i say. okay, so grew up a florida state fan in tallahassee, then called neon deion, but i thinkhe he prefers coach prime now the 80s he was just tearing itgu up and went on to this amazing jeofessional career in multiple sports as well. jesse, you were weighing in on that during so i know that wssny talk to you about that part. at least you were suggesting he should go play cricket since he so successful in football and baseball and everything else. >> he loves cricket. pijust saying that. i mean. piers morgan. yeah, i didn't really meaneran.i i don't want him playing cricket. i want him on the gridiron. he's a great coach andd he h he's transformed the program at colorado. >> this guasansformey is the grt sport athlete, better than bo jackson. i'm sorry, bo jackso, i'mn. people, that's fine. now he's bigger than college football. now s bier, and hard to transcee college football. he's bigger than a lot of the starofs in. >> college football.

everyone's talking about him. my favorite quot my fave and i know you have yours. >> my favorite quote is if you look good, you feel good. you f when you feel good, you playee good. >> when you play good, they pay good. oh, that's my favorite pay quote. even though i stole the prime time, i thought it was. yomebut know. yeah, you do look good, piers.u thank you.good, i feel you look great.: this g >> yeah, i mean, listen, this guy's getting a lot of heat for trash talking and that kind of thing, but i don't think that confidence when you can back it up the way that he hasa i mean, i don't think anyone else has hit a home run, a major league baseball and also a touchdown in the nfl in the same week i remember donald trump saying to me, itld will be year trumps before he er ran for office and we were talking about trase h and talkil about giving it the big one, as we would say. and he said, you know, it's muhammad ali said, if you talk the talk, you have to wal k the all the act doesn't play. and this guy talks the tal.k. he has walked the walk better than almost anyone in american than mos. very em

and the mixture is very it's very empowering, isn't it? it's he's becoming a transgender celebrity figure because people know this guy's been better in the field than anyone else. onelse, anand he's doing it as t great story. i mean, we don't have this in england. this college sports thingjust d at all. it just doesn't exist. the nearesoesn't et thing to its would be the oxford and cambridge boat race wherego we're rowing. >> well, people only watch il rt to see if one of the boat sinks. that's the only it's the only. the streets are lined along the river thames. other than that, literallyare , you could have college football in england with three people watching. so it's a phenomena here which is very alien to most other, and it's a very special thing. i know many americans. many actually are more interested in college sports than in professional: it sports. >> it's a it's a phenomenon. i'm not really a candidate. i' realli he's great, is great r sport, is great for america. you're looking out for the role models and leaders right now because you're not getting it in politicnoe nos.

>> this guy's great.confid got a ton of confidence and as you said, can back it up. i want to play a little back and forth with the coach he's going to face off with this weekend for that in-statcoach, h e rivalry. >> i don't care if they hear it in boulder. i them i took my hat off and iia took my glasses off and i said, when i talk to grownidgrown-up,r my hat and my glasses off. >> that's what my mother talk. wh ld you wy you want to talk abou? we don't talk about nobody. all we do is gk abouo out here,i out, off and do our job. okay? but when they give us ammunition, they made itmunii lookon, do you get fired up by trash talk before the great guy? e. is a quot he ends. yeah. my favorite quote was when he said, what are you doing in my hotel room chine. en he? t kn but anyway, i don't know anything about college football except unlike soccer, a sport now. that wet was directed at pierc . >> we don't recognize it. but you call it football. all right. socc want to actuall ll it foy i wante this to actually make a point because this is so interesting, because you're fanatical about this. why college football sotbal different from college itself? you couldn'tl . d tw

>> two more different beasts, right? it's like in one, you have college football, the score counts. there's effort, there's merie ct discipline. all that stuff matters. in college, it's the opposite score s longer count.equi >> equity trumps effort. discipline is oppressionty effo. >> merit is racist. now what are the scc? yeah, yeah. it's still c. traditional. >> no, it's not. di id you continuet's no, jesseg you go to college? i did. when? where did you go? i went to trinity. that's not a collegere you go? at's. >> yes. you play football. it's. it's not in berkeley. no, it's. y. it's -- it's a safety school. do they have football? you do hav.e i got to say,o. though, too, about coach brian. >> what i love about him, too, is that he sayous he wants thesf young men to be successes off the field. he wants to teach them to be good husbandfield and teach s, fathers and we can all you that's what that that's the point is that in a society now with that doesn't matter and what matters is howdo you take care of other people's feelings and how you view other groupsview oththis. >> and in this case, he's old school. yeah. i think coach finds pretty toug shannonime is ph you know l like lou holtz, you knowou,

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her magic mushrooms have. >> you alive? who ever not take your magic mushrooms? i take the fifth and i'm turninit have you or g now the people i love. about this. >> first of all, if you've seen the streets of portland, what they definitely they dely is more people on brain altering drugs. >> although you don't have to havhave to his bue a for thit but apparently you do have to go sit with somebody who's a licensed persoith somen. ney. >> kind of gets you through the journey. think about that job. i mean, you can get serious blackmail on people if you're sitting there.have tntile watching them. >> you have to stay with them the whole time until they come back down. well, greg, apparently for roughly 6 hours, adults over >> papparentlynce what manme bak hly siy use scrubs, vivid geometric shapes, a loss of identity and a oneness with theess with universe. >> very much like the gulf, right? well the uniik, i mean, i've. i've done them regularly. and so i like. >> but i know what. you're not joking. jo, not joking. >> no, no, no. arrest them. we're getting information. >> it's psilocybin. it's probably it's being used in ptsd for veterans. >> unlike other drug, other

drugs, it's medicinal and not recreational. this is wh other uny you sit. you have somebody there. you're not going out and partying on them. partyingpeople were younger. they did. but what what what psilocybin doescybin do when you take it au did mentioned what goes on. it's trying to sho trying w theb interface between your subjective reality, what you what that you are seeig and what is really out there. sohere it's a good a good analoc which is what a lot of thehers researchers use is whensc you look on your laptop screen and you see the icons on yourou like the little garbage can and you drag something into ree garbage ca drag n. it's not really a garbage can. it's simply representative of that. what psilocybin shows you is what is behind each iconwhat pss you see in the world, which has the geometric images, the thh he the patterns of light and everything. , u you take psilocybin you literally see what is the nd everything pulls the curtain back. it changes your life and you realizn backe you realize theres something greater out there. atheists, when they psilocybinpl

there, aren't they? they're no longer atheistsocyb >> so i'm telling you, it is actually a spirit, that it is a spiritual thing. a >> it's sort of a come to you. it's a come to . if he's your dealer. >> yeah, but is it ever scary? it can't be. if you tak>> greke theire the w, which is why you do it with somebody who's done it and is a regular. >> that's why this is a good thg thing. and who knows? portland. this might be the if it gets them off the opiates in the and all the other stuff, it might work, but i doubt it. rs well, judge, it remains. it remains. infanticide remainjudge,bis illa in most of the united states, but it has been describeteasdmit by food and drug administration as a breakthrough therapy. soraeakthrou where do you sit?n >> well, first of all, i'm notaa a fan of the fda. i mean, you knowda., i used sudafed for years and found that it really wasn't working. looksed suda , it's a good thingthei that oregon has their priorities in order, you know, justrities i what? >> they need more drugs. in 2020, they passed a law and they said, we'repassednd gog to decriminalize hard drugs, meth and lsd and, cocained he and heroin. and so now they're under pressurerointhey are change the

that they decriminalize it because there's so much going on along with the drug use. look, greg, i don't havealso experience with drugs, so i can't speak to it. cagonly experience is lockin up who use these drugs. >> s o i don't to arrest people on mushrooms. yeah. here's the thing. i think the potency now is different. i think people are buying stuff off the street. i think fentanylff off t is nowt of the equation. i liked it. might be in a confinede equa sp. >> an expert. i like that. but you know what? i don't see a happy ending therbut i doe with.>> gre they do with mdma. they're doing itg:dm with psilocybia, doin it is the reality. you are not going to get rid of this. okay. estag to get rid o, says you got with someone who knows what they're talking about. i think we've established who the world expertd you ar iss desk. jesse walters, are you going to go on a magic? i thin k you much a great job. >> you did it. you call them a sherpa? yeah. >> you're a little guy. exactly. that's all.

oh, i knew it. yeah, i know. it's the silenc e. >> so, jesse walters, judge. excuse me. so i was at the allman brotherst one time. >> i was at the beacon. and whatters.u they do. >> during the show, they'll throw out, like, a whole sack of shrooms, and he they thr launched it to the second level, and i was only 18. i couldn't afford good seatss 1d , so it lands like, right next to me. so i go over like this to grab it, grab it, and then right asbb someone else, they grabbed it likeed and then so we were overh fighting over the bag of shrooms together. it was like a t-shirt wrappedan in some rubber band. >> and then all of a sudden i was like, i need to. i will. and like, yanked it.nked e >> and i ended up elbowing anndd usher. and ushe r grabs me, then pulls me away. >> that's a no. oh a, did you get any inside?sie >> i got you nothing. beautiful, brilliant fan mail. friday is up next. >> be not tainted, love, tainted love. now i know right away it's michael's lowest prices

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piers. i'm sure. >> it's somebody british. no, it was actually nelson mandela. oh actuall, that's great. >> p, i feel terrible. >> so i got the chance to meet him in london event in 2003.made you made an amazing speech. blistering speech against the iraq war. and then after afterwards, becausee i run a newspapernewspa that was opposing the iraq war, and afterwards i was tolped i could have a ten minute audience just with him in a little tent, literallyim -- li. and i went in and sat there. the two chairs got put down, and ine walked mandela, put do. they literally zipped up the tent and i was left with hi himor m for 10 minutes, which he described. that is the greatest 10 minutes of his life. but it was just he was he was just one of the few people i've publ who wastylife more impressive than the myth. yeah. and the myth was pretty good. >> so he was i was starstruck. it puts the man and mandela. >> all right, judge, you've met some people. you know, i'm not reallyndela. all just starstruck. >> just think of, like, judg that you idolize annd

entertainer. >> okay. >> richard? yeah, piers, when i met john wayne. >> jeani >> thank you, john. oh, actually, it's fellow richard harrisd. >> oh, i remember him. the lion in winter. the e winters i met him. >> and, yeah, i was easter live at the savoy hotel. had his own suite the years. wow. savoy. great guy. what'sfor yes. he, big drinker? >> massive. yeah. with oliver reed? ye: massivs. i'm peter o'toole. oliver reed. you have the venue. the give the bes t hounds on the planet. >> all the best drinkers ever know o r the. >> you are the best one.g: jes jesse alonzo mourninseg. >> is this the one that did the it you the autograph >> g? tar struck >> i went up and asked him for a selfie, and he looks me up and down and says, no, i just" walked away in shame. >> and i've never asked for any other selfie since then. for >> so when people ask you for a selfie, what do you do? i say shirtless. yeahwhat do you . what about you, shannon? you know what i years ago was>> sha

interviewing ricky schroder. i was toldnno i was there's an m we could call them ricky r schroder. right. but my eighth grade self wouldeighth g have gone crazy because i had c the posterrazy b in lockert to and everything to think that i would get to meet mr. silver spoons one dayspoons. >> and he was super nice. oh, it's that sweet. it was very sweet.did he h did he hit on you? no, but i was instructed by his people. stop calling him ricky. well, it's right now. mine is the most pedestrian of all. i got star struc >> greg:k with a rock singer, mike patton, because he's the lead singer rd singerof faith more and mr. . i when i met him, he was doing phot a photoshoot for me and stuff magazine. >> i brought him a gift of debbie of dvd horror film. >> god, i was so i was like>> ge a big fan or a cocktail fan when you bring a gift. i actually i'm the editor in chief int of magazine. i brought him a gift of like, like blow read b-movies. >> so probably thought, like, who the hell is this? men don't have otherl is men.s. >> found that out.s. all right, one time for one more. fout out.what channel doesn't but should. is it the jessannee?

>> no.t car crash channel. oh, car crashebus in nascar. >> and then also on the road, right? i do. >> yes. the greatest fatalities are none. e nonethat's pay per view. >> oh, shannon, two extra. -per-viei people getting pranked and punked and the hidden camera stuff. >> so there was like a whole, you know, for that you know what would be great? >> what religious pranks. oh, hey there have been some tricks pulled in the bible. >> there certainly the breadhe into the fishes and all that stuff. >> jacob up. we sawhe fi there's a little bit of a double cross there. >>a judge shoe channel. cha >> shoe channel that i is. jesse >> i did a lot of fetishes outof there. fetiswell, no, i just like shos and foot channels, so i would have the. >> why? cricket is better than baseball. jennttera. , simi >> i would just havela on constant loop similar scens with. the cricket is just more exciting. i would go with, you know what? i'm going to go with the magic ' mushroom channel. >> you got to watch something. you got to watch something. whenwatch someth you're when

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their story. they try and convince me their innocence and in most cases, they spectacularly fail. so it's on fox now. and just to say, on sunday night, 10:00, they're airing one of them on fox news, which would be great. >> we'll watch that.ock the >> okay. it's time fohearing r a ride. okay. this was new york fashion week, as you all know. and dreams came true for many this. ed but the runway of dreams foundation featured models clothing that are adaptive to their disabilities. foundation works with fashionfao brands to create easier access to clothes, mainly fon r those who don't have as much variety available to them. tommy hilfiger adidas. victoria's secret. more brands participated in the collection and now more than 70 models took part and flaunting the clothes down the runway them. as, . greg all right. tonight. oh, my god. this is a crazy show.i go i got michelle tafoya, this guy, piers morgat min, emily austin, trace gallagher, pierce. you might agree it's out morgan, patrmay agreof control .

>> yeah. and then tomorrow there's tickets available for. my redding show, go to g. got balcomb, the king of, late night tours. >> i got a ton of comedians, and there's going to be surprises. let's do this.surpri >> yeah. .let' y go briggseah, e sighting. >> you know, if you go to thegra cafeteria at abc, you might catct g. h cast members of the view fighting over food. fhere they are trying to share a leaf. yeah, we're on a hunger. rike >> yeah, but it's just during a break. this wa. >> all right, jesse. all right, so don't commit any crimes when you're at the port of l.a. judge, because big aristotle, shaquille o'neal has deputized. >> yes. ! >> team is more important than any one of us. if you have what it takes to joi of us.n the los angeles t police. come on down. it's time to dive. has wh dive in, shaq. dive into john waters. primat s port pe. s prim tonight we have smoking gue nf video of joe business with hunter. >> oh, good for you. . l right, shannon

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