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you know those awful people who hold views that make so-called tolerant hold vi elites shriek e you told them, their kids going to a trade school, a gentle, gentle chuckle from the audience. >> it's now non liberal in the public eye. >> the season opened with a directblic eyeen it wi shot at , lauren boebert and kristi noemoo ,two major republican guilds. what's that? i'm glad, asked. do grannies granny's? i'd love to friend. >> what did you think it stood o for? u thin you people are dirtier than hunter biden's bedsheets. discus >> oh, yeah.sie two disgusting. now, these two have got to beha the hottesbeat t t grannies since that minx estelle getty. man, was she wild?wild i'll never forget that weekend
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in reno. bingo. slot machines intercourse. >> sorry, but think about the contrast between granniesre and liberal ones on the right, you got noman and boebert, who are hot as and more fun than joy baker in blackface, juggling donuts on a unicycle. oh, over on the left, however, the granniesn tend to look more like this. hen my i don't know about you, but i hate it when my grandmother g standing up. anyway, in denver last week, health number one boebert, a sitting u.s. congresswoman, showed those sitting skills by sitting in the audience of a performance of beetlejuice. if and no, it wasn't about the life and times of lori lightfoot. lori >>li but like beetlejuice, tims you say boebert name three times you'll summon some cleavag he.
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but apparently she vapedd an and talked too much throughoutd the too much forto the management's liking. wait, you're not supposed to vape and talk in a theater? tellr? to the audience at a tylr perry movie. >> oh, racist. >> say boebert and her datebo also a little touchy feelyn and were then asked to leave and. suddenly we had a new zapruder film, especially when he moved his handew filallys back and to. see, i knew wouldn't get thatt producer. >> i told you they were going to get it. >> last time i ever listener to these people. anyway, the media act as if it was the worst thing to happen in a theater since lincoln assassination. because she showed you you don't need to visit the concession lincolnowed yous stand to grab some whoppers. now, to me, boebert looks like a lot of fun, even if she should stick to musicals like
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beauty in the or the loin, king or fiddler on my, like view alumni. >> meghan mccainr] tweeted boebert is trash, adding with all the liberals were saying that her children might have been nearby and they would have been scarre beennearby ad . after all, no one attends musical theater and to seeand ee a man who's attracted to women . yeah, but possibility is trueigh of anywhere you might hook up, right? not all ofoo us like hunter and get daddy to pay for rooms at the chateau marmont. boebert has since apologized. so south dakota governor kristi noem was next on the hit list. apparentlyknow the notion that m and former trump something or other corey lewandowskis a are dating is a matter of international significance. after all, south dakota is a state known for drilling.
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>> now, even i admit, this is an amazing story. t is it is. because if true, how lewandowski managed this one is something and mitt research team should look into on behalf of all men who appear to resemble a mere cat with a crew cut. it's true. no offense, but it's weird considering obama's lettersttin admitting that he fantasized about men were all but ignoredtz by press. or how about how the liberal media treats huntet r? here's the cliff notes version. it's just wrong to gsnotes vo. , hunter. his daddy loves him so much and and he's in recoverye right? >> and he only hired those to give joe's corvette a whack job. >> but these people,b. they're the purves. if they were in epstein's client list, then we'd have it. it is rich coming from a partyso that wants your son to be prom queen and your a king. from k i'm sorry. you got to admit, boebert looks
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way betterndr da a party dress n this guy. the point. all those on the right who communicate well , who might have some influence are suddenly being targeted. >> joe russian agent.n, tulsi gabbard. tucker carlson. ,even rfk jr. just for being a moderate. and the bigges for bt of all ise great orange buffalo. trump himsel f. the left brought in its big game hunters using seasoned prosecutor to try to bag him. abo i do wonder about jail time.utti mei bet he doesn't even think about it. >> i don't even think about it . i'm built a little differently, i guess, because i have ha.d people up to me and say, how do you do it, sir? how do you do it? i don't even thinkdo it. about . >> don't even think about it. what a strategy. after all, being unableable t to think has worked wonders for democrato s now for a long times viewers of this show. >> you may you may realize t that everyone being huntedhaco by the media have one thing in common. boebert nomemm.
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trump they were all guests on. gutfeld which makes me wonder, is that why some people won't come on the show. ,even carrot top turns us down constantly. >> carrodo t top. >> so have stallone, schwarzenegger and eastwood, too. for real? forl.even a tough guy like john wayne won't do our show. t showthe least he could do is n our calls. but all of this is worth asking. one thing with this strategywh of targeting actually work. well, who knows? but you could bet if my get any higher, they'll say i killed mother terestheya for her for t. let's welcome tonight's guest. nogues one can write sitcoms lia him because they're on strikuse >> tv writer producer rob la. her mouth shuts down twice a day of overheating. host of the true fox true crime podcast, emily campagna. c
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he teaches creative writing, so maybe he can save tonight's. comedian and author of that joke isn't funny anymore. blooper airsuthor up and finallf he's never been used as a before, mode beel "new york tim" best selling author and fox news contributor. [ccatch him. >> you know what i loveknow w about you,ha rob long? >> don't stop right there. you always look like you're a guest star on the love boat, right you're you're i walk up to captain stubing. who i he's telling them who i am. you play a recentlamy mystery author and you end up hooking with a widower florence henderson, right? yes. but ithop with aow out. >> i'm an international jewel thief. yes, exactly int. >> and ted lange, who plays the bartender, wrestles to the ground. oh, wow. that. that's another movie, actually. yeah. yeah. theunso we're talking about thw
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the green room. whity is it that republicant tht grannies are hotter than r? liberal left-wing grannies? we were talking about this at. it's -- it's a trend that i've noticed. like, all republicanwomen conservative women are just hotter when they're older is becausear they were hotter when they were younger. >> i don't i don't know how to answer this question and not be canceled instantly except i had to say i was surprised that boebert was a grandmother. she looks really great for a grandmotheed that r. yeah, yeah, yeah. she's only 25. okay. that that's another that's an additional concern to bring up. i'm not quite sure i know why that is. i think that probably i think are a lot of republican women there. their activity in politics came late in their life. right. they actually halifed a career. they did other stuff. they kind of come to it kind of as know lauren boebert was sort of a citizen activist. i mean, i'm not a fan noy of these people, but they came from something from the real world. and wi think in the real world,
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you kind of like try to look your best. >> you know, that'. s really that's a really good point. >> i'm surprised that you came up with itu . , yo >> normally you don't. yeah. usually your first answer kind n't. of meanders little bit.. do you think that she's getting a bad bow? burt's getting a bad break. fo she is br what happened in thatt theater? yeah, a little bit. i mean, i think. i mean, first of all, it was kind th of. i feel like if you are the kindo of person that wants to go to the theater and vape and kind theater of get frisky i with your date, it's probably best not to ever talbest tk abof who's moral and who should go to church and who shouldn't. >> it's -- it' whos not to say, yeah, what man said that that one right there. god, it's best not to bring it up. and you don't have to bring it up. is not things for american policy. not necesse. a conservativ >> not necessarily have to tell people that you go to church more. i think you are wronyou havego l tell you why. every place that you hook up, there's a potentiae that ytherln around. >> that is your . everybody else. k, emily, any theories on the granny hotness for
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you now that it gets real? >> yea rh. >> any theories on granny hotness, or would you like to addresson the boebert situation or the kristi noem situation? what is corey lewandowski have and don't use your hands. just got that. you know, i don't i don't know about that part, but i do think, you know, i see fruits b in both. sooth. i absolutely see what is clearly a kill the beast fro occurring from the left right.m however you can argu e that you know the point about public figures is that even iint of pf she's in her private capacity, the whole point is you are never of wholet is thaf. you are always representing who you are working for. when you have a job like hav and when you do anything in a public place. fi all have to know now that o f course it's being filmed. that's the whole point. so i thought her apologieslm we. very well worded. it's unfortunate that she had to wal she hadk back of her inil denials. i think that her constituency and her follower s are very loyal for her.
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but i see the mistake, frankly, as a rookie e. ll kno that's the whole point. again, we all know that you're always being filmew ing filmd ic places. and if you want to i to get hot and steam while that's getnd a felony watch. no, another boyfriend is a democrat who owns a bar. >> so, i mean, clearly,y bar. she's quite tolerant, lou. she'w what? >> this wouldn't have been an issue if they were drag queens in front of a classroo, lom. >> right. yeah. i mean, i have two kids, a two>v year old and a three-year-old. and so anytime my wife and i are getting it on, there are always kids somewhere nearby waiting to ruin moment for us. so it's like, you know, you think you're in a safe plac n e. plac you have beetlejuice up there, that incredible cinematie.up thn . you get theatrical thing and then the light cine s are down and then, yeah, and you know, quite frankly, likquite fre i'm gentleman and i think that the man should have done all the apologizing because he was
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doing all of the work. >> yes o. >> you could see in that. y yeah. don't you think. there's a theory. >> do you think that there a are a lot of people that weree t just they don't like seeing people whodon' can't keep their hands off each other because it doesn't exist? >> pda yeasth. s been >> yeah, because they didn't during a relationship that's been in their third decade and they're like, get that out of my face. and it's lik, an e it's fresh. 100%. yeah. 100%.yes, that's. >> i can not watch, like, r-rated films. >> mm-hmm. i don't know, lou. you're just going to let m e die, aren't you? you just going to. i'm wondering like w eht now being filmed right now, because my fetish. my fetis h is watching him die.ting t we're getting that right nowha. wow. yeah, that's great. do you guys get every night? >> yeah, every night is a big night for you.u. i would. >> just because you're new here, just keep your kids away from greg. m >> you're awful strange, man. from the boat that you are.
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>> you were again, we're trying to point out the hypocrisy,hypo but what's so hypocritical about what? >> beau bridges. she's have a little fucrn and yu made out in theaters. >> yeah, but i don't. here's the thing. of course. like, i went to high school, sot i think that i don't carer pers what anybody does in their personal life. but lauren boeberton does careaf what other people do in their personal life. >> so the personal life isn't publice.>> greg: education. >> can i talk? no, no, no, no, no. kill, of course. okay. thank you so much. gauging in conversation. so a lot of people have pointed out the hypocrisching iny, see how she's constantly going on and on about how drag queens being around children is sexualizing them and grooming them when she's doing in the theater wher abouthee there could be kie around. and i agree with that. i also think there's anotherve . way to look at it, which is if you watch this video, it totally makes why she thinks all of these things are so. thine look how she finds. beetlejuice. the musical.
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>> why are they making. are they going to run out of movies for musicals? i mean, i mean, whenu're r you're when you're really scraping the bottom of the bottom of the barrel, if you're doingea barrel i. >> she seems like she loved it. yeah.sh e lovethey to do texas chainsaw massacre, the musical. chai happening right now. >> leatherface. leatherface. all right. i think the reason that you're nervous about this is becausee v you're nervous about this. but i can put your just set your minoutd at ease. i just remember, you are in no danger of this happening. discei >> you have no discernible. oh, unnecessary. really unnecessary bombs. nobody likes the truth. bombs. up next is a comic a snake for telling jokes that are fake. >> good job if you'll be in the new york area and would like free tickets to see gutfeld go to foxnews.com slash gutfeld and click on the link to join our studio on the link to join our studio audience.
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that's 800 5770455. you're watching enter teen mint weekly. >> gme up with that on the toilet. .> i did he made punchlines out of fake hate crimes. comedian and former daily hate minajspondent assad a trois, has admitted to making up storieste about racial discrimination for his standup, including a netflix special called the king's gesture. this guy is so good at making . stories >> he's already received two job offers from "the washington post". >> one of his aunt's tall tales supposedly involves him getting slammeinvolvesd the hood of a cy the cops after he joked to an fbi, fbi informant about getting his pilot's license. it's funny because we white allm people, all muslims, hijacked planes, which is wrong,
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of coursushijackede. o fl even terrorists don't want to fly these days. ont neverproblem iy happened. >> like a lot of his stories, storjoke was based on a tale from his youth where he got pushed to the ground by a middle agee gothe groud he thous a cop during a pickup game, but claiming he got hassled by the cops will get you a lot more sympatha py than admitting you at basketball. but minus a trois defends his use of make believe. >> quote i, use the tools of standup comedy hyperbole, changing names in location s and compressing time lines to tell entertaining stories. exceptte e some of his targets e said they've been harassed for things they never did. you know, it's like saying the chicken crossed the road to go to a rally and thengh inf giving the audience enough information to track down the chickens homoro track e. e but the media incentivizes thicv kindiz of stuff.. it's the rung on the comedy career ladder. itand is it his fault that there's such a shortage of real racism that he had to exaggerate the supply to meet the demand? >> s
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o the guy tells the little white lies to make his jokes funnier. >> if only wjokee get seth meyes to do the same thing. >> o thingh, you've heard the s. >> it's funny because it's true. well, this is the precise opposite. but if hassan keeps making up whoppers like this, he could end up exactlys he can. >> you'd think. head of cnean. >> lou, as a comedian, do you buy the tip that there's no difference between hyperbole and outrightis, or is there a does it matter? >> well, i think, you know, and mentioned little white lies and i guess this would be considered a little brown white. >> ottle brownh, my god. that's young man. how dare you. i'm not lying. the guy's brown. i mean. yeah. yes. yes. but. t is but it is interesting that this idea of of emotional truth its inteing withmotionale everya time someone gets caught in a lie, there's a new version of truthll new ver, right.. that they're going to to look at and like, just think of it as like, i'm an emotionalerso person.
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mm-hmm. i don't. i wouldn't necessarily feen an uld nol better about living in a racist country. >> yeah. aacisyou know, so it's like, w? >> let me do everything that i e can to creatate this fake atmosphere so everyone thinks that they're living in a in a racist are country. t >> and, i mean, i got i got to say, for a living after 911,i the factca that he doesn't have any real stories to actually go to. t that i mean, isn't that like we w -e never forget we never forget that truth really has to breakl. even by my point. >> he's not even going to like staten island, like, hey, come on, get out. me. all right, get this hasupset to upset you because as a be, you have to embellish stories because your stories are outrageous. >> you hads a colostomy for three months. it was an ileostomy ileostomy. and it was five weeks. yes.
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>> and people do. i embellished. yeah. no. and by the way, you correcte d. i said three months. you said no. greg was five weeks. you have principle s about, your ileostomy. >> he doesn't. people actually ask, keith, wegs all know keith. you guys don't. but i do. >> like, did she embey of the stories in her book or exaggeratesh or the stuff she says on the show? is she exaggerating? he's like, oh, no, no, she's toning it down. i thin >> yeah, yeah. but i think alsoue the issue i r that what he did actually hurt other people. i mean, the story that he had the date she wasan doxxed and harassed for doing these horrible things to him that she didn't do. >> what did he say about theis i people that you know? there's this whole story of how, you know, he showed up at thes she show and she was ge, you know, the thing, whatever it is, the flower t thing put on a corsage by another guy and like, you're her parents. >> you didn't go to prom. i did actually brao tog. continue. and like, it was all because, you know, her parentlls were racist. they don't like this whole thing. and people he didn't hide
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ing --herity that much so people were going after her and he was just fine with that. and emotional truth. it does.. that doesn't make sense. it doesn't exist. i am a very emotional and when i i'm like that, i know i'm not being logical. >> yeah. i'm just feeling my feelings. ye s exactly. >> by the way, his prom date estelle getty. >> poor thing. emily is worse because his exaggeration did involve stories about racialiminat discrimination. >> of course it is. and here's the thing. i'm obviously not a comedianio but i'm a really good audience member. yes. and i know froence member and ro of view, oh, here's how i feel. i remember one. i believe everything always. you guys know that. like, i believ i belie everything. ed you t i trick you into coming home with me that night becausecominh i told her. i told her i had a very raret ia d tortoise's. i love turtles, so i'm so. >> yes. to me, which shows that hey insi is like a particularly insidious bad comedian is the fact that aldi
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thl his hyperbole, as he tries to explain it is all about race. n itit's not like he made up a whole different breadth of stories and he'a whols like,, fine, yes, i made that up. >> i made up everything. hep what he knew. >> the woke liberal left would love, right? he's feeding their masss hysteria. and the other thing is thatnk as great audience member, i think everything is hilarious though. if he waeverything is s a good , he could tell the truth. he could make great jokes of the mundane, the seemingly mundane, because those are the ne. ouomedians >> to me, it's not someone that comes out and has some insane story. that's what you love about your homies that are telling you like, oh my god, you guys, what happened this weekend ? why doesn't he just make funny jokes about everyday life? like every other comedian soyoua that you can laugh naturally at what would actually talent? >> yeah, it's actually buried with it under that mountain of words is that people can't identify with cannot identify with those stories, and perhaps they cannot identify with those
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stories becauswith thee they art true. where is these mundane things as mundane as they are, at least are based in truth. rob, you're a storyteller. you workro. >> what are you doing on the phone? i just looked up ileostomy. thisn th is. imagine how i felt. yeah. i mean magine h, it was attached to me. >> is everything okay now or. >> all the insides are back inside. oh, yeah. i feel like. insi got the horse and.de yeah, but you, you know, you. you create stories. eers w and cheers was a very real show. there was nothing ouast of the ordinary. what do you do you think that we're being too hard on this guy? notoo hard, i think the whole p, i mean, all the everything everybody said i agree with, i a but i think the problem is in his statement, i use the toolsa. of standup comedy, too. and every word after that, that is not to make jus people laugh is just it's like you use the tools of standup comedy to make people laugh. that's what richard pryor did. >> that's what bill cosby did. that's what george carlin did
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to make people laugheople . anything else? it kills the comedy. and i think for him thought, well, wait a minute. i mean, you know, this is somebody who's literally from 911, right? becau because he usesed all ofed all that emotion and he rode on it.d but at no poinidt did he really his primary goal should have been to make people laugh and had a primary goal bees to n to make people laugh. >> he wouldn't have had to make up stories. you know what's interestinp stg you mention he materially benefit benefited from 911. there was a whitentionede who d. >> i can't think of his name. yeah, i know. steve. something whatever.someth >> and very italian. yeah. raised an audi or whatever andn he he he casually mentioned he was there at the during the attacks and they, they had to keep embellishing it and then finally he justing saii was never there and you haven't heard from him again. >> right. right. som agaiill see ns we'll see whl >> this guy will probably just get another contract. oh, yes. that'scontra from the view.lt >> thinks he's smarter than you. you. ohh prod selling my healt our shipping process was painfully slow.
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in tonight's view on the view. here's joy bejar calling young republicans dumb. >> this business about the agin g that coming upbout and talking about the young generation. the youn the youg generation of republicans, a dumb you've got bad you've got bad vivek ramaswamy. or you've got marjorie taylor greene you've got i oh, wait a second, lauren bobblehead. ascee aloz but you hav all these people who went along with the insurrection who believnge ine the trump won all marjorie is out there. oh, trump won by a landslide. ump won they're liars. >> they're and they are the new generation of thewe republican party. joyce sure loves running her mouth. she should. but shre it's the only running she does. >> emilyunning s so what did you make of this feedback vac vac what she called him. i don't care if you disagree or agree with him. >> that dude is not dumb.
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no. and that's that is what was socs .ridiculous everything that comes out of her mouth is ridiculous. but for her to make that kinulod point about someone that we all know that that regardless how you feel, about politics on him running, that he is undeniably brilliant is so ridiculous. >> and for her to lump him foh her whole point which made no sense. he has a degree in biology from harvar no sens d. >> he went to yale law school.r: he sold his business for 150 million. i thin solk something insane lie that she went to stony brook. t. e it's like, save ihundred >> she's out of you. save it. is on>> the view hold together. they can't get ten brain cells together . braihank you. god, she's an idiot clown in a fright, i think. know rob? >> rob. yes. yes, i this is. i mean, i. look, i don't have a problem with anybody calling anybody dumb. >> reall really? no. oh, okay. i by the way, i say worsy?e about the view. that's right.
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yes. there's no question in there. there's no question just staring at, oh, you're going to be okay. >> i what i really think the issue here is,s, is the youngg poin part. that's what bugs her, right? that they'ret. young people. yeah. and like, there is this i mean ,i know we having sort of cultural war political or stuff, are we really going to have a generational when ancient ancient gargoyles on tv and in the senate and in the white house. >> so it's goingthey're not even that young. >> so i feel like that's what we're going to be more anaa more people are going to be talking about how young people are unfit because they're desperatelbopeopley liky normal, any normal culture or, normal tv network. >> joy behar would be gone. no, she wouldn't have. yeah, she's it. she's just she's just basically inherited that spot. >> maybe they can't move her. well, yeah, that could be. that could be it. ye is. it's actually grown into it. like those people thatpe they find in officoplee and thee
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like stuff that they have to take and they find the remote control. and i fold she is a. she's a tree person. she's a tree person. catch is it shouldn' t that when somebody says something like these people are dumb, shouldn't it be an app that then't thern connects thesy people together and they have to prove that they're smarter? yeah, i just don't think she's very good at giving examples. i mean, if you want to provean republicans dumb and the one example you pick is the literal biotech executive,biotec it's like republicans are so stupid, like that one guy who's a biotechnology entrepreneur a graduated from harvard law school and is a stock analyst and is worth hundreds of millions of dollars 88. i think anyone goes, yeah,ast s but at least she still has her looks. >> oh, no, lou are we stupid for turning to joy for political analysis? no, i well, i think, you know, you can turn to her for compliments. i mean, marjorie>> t taylor gre,
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she called her a young republican. >> that's that's french tastic. that is it. she should be retweeting that. yeah, that's for what else? >> what else you got, lou? come on, keep going. well, when you said that sheat stuck to that chair, i hope they're moving her to stop bedsoresey . >> then they flip her, they flipper, then they putpowdr they put the talcum powder on and. yeah, wheeler around to the park. >> she stares at the squirrels. she tries to eat them. em. >> well, she scares them away, s is what she did. yeah, that's exactlyhe. by the way, i make fun of the view, but it's because they are relentlessly always calling people racist and i and.pi there's nothing worse than that. somebody as a racist so you can makeck a racist. of their looks because that's like you can change your looks right but you could ruin the career if you call them a racist. that's my justification. >> all right. well, that went over well here . all right. up next, why did the rock w and roll hall of famhy dide dis like
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>> welcome back. rolling stone co-founder john wenner. the j is silen" zinet. like john brady and the brady bunch. i heare that.cked out >> all right. john wenner was kicked out of the rock and roll hall of fame board of directors after explaining why he did an intervier w women or black musicians for his new book. >>n or black quote, insofar as w just none of theomm were as articulate enough on this intellectual level. >> stevie wonder. genius, right? i suppose when" use a word as broad as masters, the fault is using that word. d. maybe marvin gaye or curtis mayfield. i mean, they didn't. they articulatet at that level. kat you're a you're an articulate woman, woman, woman
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. >> whoa, man.wome a better job than that. yeah. i'm being too much. wereter] offended. it was just boring. yeah. what d t was juo you mean? you couldn't find a single, articulate woman? i think that he actually did that. so he could say this, right? i don't think this was anthis. offhand comment. i think he intended it to be some sort of commentary against wokeness or something like that. but you mean to tell mat. esingle can't find a single black musician or female musician ban or a you like andd articulate? there are a lot of them. and also? kind of like whatever, because the rock and roll hall of fame is just a tourist trap anyway. >> yeah, it's terrible. it's awful. i hate that place. been rock & rfame i blue.re going >> you know, if you're going a to have a book that doesn't have any black people in it, the maybe don't call it the masters. >> i mean, it's a little on the. yeters.e on thedes. >> there. no, but i was also thinking, i mean, i think it was it was very heroic of him to only interview white people because he was stayingintervie in his l.
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>> yeah. he's an old white dude. right. who elsehes anld whiteude, who k to? you know, so i think. i think he did a good thing for humanity. yeah. huty., i it when the left to eat their own. i take so much pleasure in it, rob. he didn't reach out to black musicians, though. he i but stevie wonder never answeredack fax brilliance funny because he's blind blacks. >> he's blind or he claimsin he's blind. yeah i think it's a i got to say, it is a weird thing,>> though, to write book about popular music and not include any black people who invented popular music. >> that's like you really have to. >> it's almost like a choice. but what's amazing about it is that everaty old hippie eventually becomes an 80-year-old racist grandpa. >> yeah. it's like there's a direct a got to you'd think that, like, he's got to still be cool, right? because he's jann wenner. he started rolling stone. he, like, knows everybody. but in fact, look at him now. he's just kind of an oldand fa . >> plus, you know, i what i hope is a microphone in the
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telegraph. >> you never know. it'll do. yeah. he thinks he has two microphones. >> thi. t and you knowwo, just off screen is a giant jamaican nurse who's like that, and he's like,>> she she's stealing from me. right? >> it's like it's the end. all these guys, they end up just like that. it's. it's kind of sweetsw, eet acactu when you really think about it, you know? >> emily, he said no articulate womeo articun, a slap in the fac to bananarama. i love did you all cry cruel summer of summer? oh, yes. yes. okay . day >> every day. and belinda carlisle, who'.s my number one? here's the thing. i feel he's i obviouslhere is yn his comments are ridiculous and his book is ridiculous toots . however, what i think is equally ridiculous is now the fact ally that left woke press has to ask always without fail . why did you not include x-y-z?
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well, we jus dt saidw that thesa press asked a director and the top actor froms as a movie thats period film that takes place in 1700s amsterdam. yes. and right. thank you. and they were like, why did you no"and theyt include x, y, w at the end of the day, he can write whatever he wants. and the public, the publication company, can choose whether to publish it. and you can choose whether to buy it. and if you find it, absolute nonsense. and his defense of it equally so, then don't buy it. but he was canceled fromnobuy in the board, right.s. from all of his positions. wh i'm saying this neutrally that we, as we look at that, determine whether or not we agree with the sort of severitey of the backlash. is it justified? sure. that's up to all of us. but it's withicklashit is a junw whether or not to buy the book, whether or not to frequent his publicatiohe n he created. >> although to be fair, he said he couldn't find an articulate ladies like he's never heard of sir elton john. >> yeah. john? oh, by the way, before i forget ,you know, this is lose book. >> that joke isn't funny anymor, e. >> if you notice anybody who'syb indie music, this is a kinody wd
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learn more at feeding america. >> talk a story in five words. e >> story in five words. then it decides slum it. all right, rob, i'm going to read you this story. chuck schumer is relaxing the senate's informal dress code. senators to wear whatever they ey want the floor, which is apparently good news for john fetterman, who always looks like a sloews forb. what are your thoughts? wrong, bad. yeah, they should go bacre youk to like full suits, coats, and they should bring back due. >> they should bring back duels. yeah, why not solve a lot of problems? i do. i my theory is that his staff is just tired of dressing hi m. right. right. emily. emily, there is no real formal
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policy. it's always been the tradition just to drestraditios nice.we ac we're become a country that is now just rejecting all traditionsou that is. noblw no, i think that's a noble way of looking at it. i thinofk this guy just has zerr respect for anyone. if the dresst code was being relaxed for a health issue, for a religious worship issualth isse of course that's what exceptions that's what growth and evolution is for. >> thi senate. the reason that when we show up what that means that includee ss we look like it's because we are honoring what we are showing up for. i wish he would honor all those people that put his himself into office because he is supposed to represent them. and when i look at him and he just looks like a middle school basketball coach, what kind of messageach, wha that send to people of pennsylvania, to the reople like us who earoflvania,n our paychecks, that are relying on these people to legislate our lives better ? horrible >> i think it sends a horrible message. i hate this. the staff of joh tn say this will make it easier for them to find comfortable clothes for his bodythat wil.
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oh, good. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> that's kind of interesting. and also, so he gets to wearg. shorts and mitch mcconnell goest back to wearing his shell all blue. >> what do you think of this? well, you know, looking at him,a i feel like he looks the way that, like all senator s feel on the inside. ma but i think he's sort of manifesting init. i don't know. he looks like he'd be, like, really cheap to bribe you know, i don't there's any lobbyists out there. >> but it's like if you did thinride.k, you were rich enough to be able to, you know, affect change. >> like, you know, this guy. a five. yeah. and a know and a kegger. yeah. we got a keg in the back of this truck. also, the truck's yours. wow. >> amazing. you know. do you. do you think it's important to dress well, the government because you hate government. >> does this matter? i mean doe, i. >> well, no. coming to work. no, you don'ot. >> i don't want to side. be disgusted. no, he's right. because i want to be cold. yeah, but.
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yeah, i'm not in the government, and i just. he does dress like adam sandlerl ,and that's an insult to adam sandler. k he >> do you think he likesve to wear active wear, wants to look relatable. he wants to be like, i'm justs like you, but it's impossible to be in the government and be just liktoe relatapossiblee, bek me. >> yeah. yep. so for you look at that. look at him now. and you think he is. look, he looked. he doesn't loodoes notk relaxedc he looks like if you sawi that guy, you'd want to call the police and sayfoun, i the gy you're looking for. >> yeah, but you know what? that's funny you sayfunn that ir think he wears this stuff because it's easier for him to chase innocent black joggers . >> yeah,ac i forgot about that ' one day. nia. don't go away. we'll be rightt you? back. i'm brian jenness, and i'll be covering democracy 24 on the campaign trail. the campaign trail is a wild ride. it is fast paced. there are twists and turns and, yes, there is spin.
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