that i can uh -- applaud and appreciate. i do. it has defined him his whole career. i kind of like the other guy a lot better that was irreverent and politically incorrect. >> you know, we have not been -- he gets paid more money, almost probably second to god when it comes to entertainment. clay, great to see you, my friend. thank you. unfortunately that's all the time we have left. quick reminder, live studio audience show. we having a great time? >> [applause]. >> come and see us. tickets are free. hannity.com. we have in studio guests and special guests. in the meantime, let not your heart be troubled. greg gutfeld is standing by and he will put a smile on your face. thank you for being with us.

>> aren't you guys wonderful. very nice. control yourselves. there is only one of me. thanks for being here tonight. we are about to have a difficult conversation. if i add dollar for every time i heard that from my neurologist. truthfully, this one is tough. first let's say this. >> warning. what you are about to hear is a serious topic. if you don't think you can joke about a serious story, we suggest you consider spending the next 15 minutes doing a few sets of sit ups or reading an online brochure about time shares. if you can handle a tough subject with a few jokes sprinkled in, we have a good one for you. >> glad you all stayed. now, i need to start out by pointing out that russell brand and i are friends. do i know him well? no. when i lived in london, i knew

of him. his reputation was as well known as winston churchill, benny hill and tooth decay. there was a a time when we hated each other. >> greg gutfeld vibrates in hatred. he is a bit of a swine. you are stealing oxygen and wasting time. you -- your weird facial orofice looks like a caved in anus. your emptiness and the echoing tub of your mind. >> this does not look like an anus. gradually, that changed. he's been on the show. we talked and we corresponded. we even swapped skin care tips. today, yes, i would say we are friends. i am not walking away from that. it is easy to be a friend when times are good. i want to talk about patience

and refraining from trying someone in the court of public opinion. that's part of the story. if you are sitting where i am, you know, on a pile of money, you have to ask, how do we report on this story accurately? how do we do it justice? i mean actual justice and not social justice. how do we avoid trial by twitter which is now called x. how do we assess these allegations since the law has never been asked to investigate them until now. you see what i'm getting at? the media is comparing brand to harvey weinstein because both stories were doggedly reported first by journalists. you never should make a comparison based on one variable. it is like saying tom brady and oj are the same because they both played football. or come paining hillary clinton to jack the ripper just because they murdered people. but you see how it works. that's not reporting. that's bomb throwing. and it is more proof that we

live in an era where investigative reporting is dried up like airplane glue on the inside of hunter's nostrils. speak of the devil. did we see this kind of meticulous search for sources and stories involving hunter? epstein's client list? maybe even any story these days? we now see some of the most thorough journalism in memory. all this energy devoted to a guy named russell brand. not justin trudeau or joe biden or bill clinton. and clinton's charities seem shadier than felter's feet. >> it is never over. >> shade. and of course it happens now. not a decade ago when the events were allege leady occurring. and i get it. people have their reasons for waiting, but the timing is impeccable. i reject conspiracies, but it seems the most persuasive critics of those in power are in the crosshairs, literally if

you are rfk, junior. i wonder if brand had lurched left inside of right would this have become a story? in england it began with reporters suddenly searching high and low for accusers against brand. therefore accusers who have not been identified publicly and -- in one alleged rape and none went to the cops. then producers had an actress play a victim with background music. the story went viral. but rose mcgowan, the founder of the "me too" movement has now stepped up to raise an objection. >> this is a concerted effort to bend journalistic rules that have always been in place such as having to be on the record with who you are and what your name is in order to accuse. i didn't make these rules. these are the rules. they were the rules. so there is something very strange going on. you have to go on the record. it has always been that way. i didn't make it so. it didn't make me happy to have

to do so. neither did it make others happy to have to do so. but to blindly and anonymously accuse none of these high-level journalistic outlets would have ever let this be published before. so i have to ask why. why now? what is the true narrative they are pushing? >> that took guts. which is rarer in hollywood than an original idea. look, people don't go to the cops for their own reasons. one big reason will be what is called the gray area. the difficult to pin down region known as the provable facts. cops hate gray areas, but the media loves them more than joe biden loves a freshly-shampooed child. gray areas give them narrative freedom. they can do what they want. stories like those celebrating brand's over the top promiscuity for instance. which for years they found it

hilarious and certainly not worth investigating further. everyone claims his behavior was an open secret which is odd because if it is out in the open, it is not a secret. at the same time, one woman states she went to a rape crisis clinic after her encounter with brand. it is being reported as corroborated. where is the truth? i don't know. that's not the point. neither do the rest of us. see, we don't need to come to conclusions now. we don't need to condemn brand. and we don't need to condemn the accusers because the presumption of innocence should be taken as seriously is as the accusations. the ultimate way to do that, you try these cases in a real court, not the court of public opinion because that court has ruined more lives than drugs and alcohol combined. look, to state the obvious, i am not russell brand and i am not even an off brand. i am way too short and homely to be a womanizer. most of the sex i had was because i was a roady for

gasha googoo. under rated band. but there is a chance nash will come out. i only pay for hookers to stop peeing on me. this should be been learning and following the facts. sure we had harvey weinstein and r kelly, but we also had kevin spacey, johnny depp and the duke lacrosse team. let's remember how many times the media gets it wrong. you know what? maybe i have too, but at least i'm willing to acknowledge that and wait for the truth. [applause]. let's welcome tonight's guests. mayor adams wants to use his act to discourage migrants from coming to nyc. it is writer and comedian joe devito. she switched from being a lawyer to being a comedian to get more respect, comedian

jocelyn chia. when she sees red, hide under your bed. "new york times" best-selling author and fox news contributor and he has volunteered to be the border wall. "new york times" best-selling author and need yen and former nwa world champion. tyrus, with stories like these everybody is walking on egg shells which for you is physically impossible. you always nail the truth to these stories. how do you see this? >> well, look, first everyone has the right to be heard. we always need to remember that. but when we say that, we mean everyone. not the accuser, the man being accused in the situation. does it look bad when you have numbers come forward? 1,000 percent. my advice is when you go through something like this, your life is changed forever, whether you did it or didn't do

it. you can win in court, but to the social media world, the social justice world, the facts are irrelevant. the feelings are if you don't agree with them, you absolutely had to do it. one of the things that whenever a man is accused of something like this, there is this need to go out and explain yourself to the media. i think that's the worst thing you can do if you're innocent. i'm saying man because most of the time it's us who are accused of these things. you don't talk to the media because the only people you really need to be good with is your family, your friends and your job. those are the people that know. if they are willing to stand by you and support you, going on tv and explaining yourself just feeds the fire to what you were talking about. the reason why they don't want to wait is to -- to find out and see the facts, there is no money behind it. they have to condemn him and make him out to be a horrible

thing now so we will tune in and watch. they don't care about his life. as a person who has been in a similar situation with an accusation against you, your life is changed forever. nothing is ever the same and nothing will ever be the same. if you have your money in savings, let your lawyers talk to you. if you have the ability to go away, go away. it does president -- it doesn't matter what you do or say. if you did it and sexually harassed somebody and tried to take somebody's dig knee -- dignity away, you should get hit. doesn't matter how long it has been 1,000 percent. because you talked about in your monologue that was elegant and perfect, if you didn't do it, the trial by social media, the facts have nothing to do with anything. no matter what you do, no matter what you prove, no matter what dismissal or what apology, there is always going to be somebody on a keyboard. that's the thing. there are no winners for this. your life will never be the

same. he will never be the same. it doesn't matter what it is. my advice is stop talking to the press. don't do interviews. be right with your family, company and your lawyers. don't talk -- if you feed the zoo you're gonna get the zoo. that's all they want right now. >> jocelyn, what a great topic for your first time on the show. >> heavy. it is like we planned it. >> i planned it for you. you know why? you used to be a lawyer. i'm interested as a lawyer/comedian, do you have any issues with the anonymity or the timing or anything? >> the anonymity -- it is a persuasively-written story. a story is not an affidavit. and there are no names which means you can't have an anonymous witness in court. the only named person in the story that i read was a male comedian saying he heard rumors

about these allegations. that wouldn't fly as evidence in a courtroom because that would be hear say or lack of personal information. as beautifully written as this story is i can't say as a lawyer, yeah, castrate him. on the side of the press, they would have gone through some legal checks and balances to have some corroborating evidence or else they will be hit with a defamation lawsuit from russell. so there has been some checks and balances done. >> good point. >> so i am inclined to believe that there must be something here that gave them the balls to do this. but before all is said and done in a courtroom with witnesses and testimony under oath, yeah, i wouldn't pass judgment on him so quickly. >> well put. you know, kat, youtube suspended his channel. bbc pulled his shows. paramount plus removed his

comedy special. this is before anything has been proven guilty. what do you think? >> yeah. you guys had great points. a lot of that i agree with. i think also that is interesting because it has been a matter of days really to have all that happen. what i thought was even really the nuts thing was rumble actually heard from parliament saying you gotta take this guy's stuff down. you have to de platform this guy. i know that like thankfully we don't do things here the way they do in the uk, but that's crazy to have the government say, hey, this person should go. and to even put pressure on that, that should be completely up to the platform whether they want to do that or not. the fact that it happened in a matter of days rather than people wanting to say, i have to have the hottest, most fiery take on this. you don't always. there is not always a hot, fiery take and you don't always need to do that. >> when you said parliament i thought of the cigarette company.

it is actually that weird organization in england that wears the wigs, are and they have the big giant clock. you know? i was never really good with history. what do you make of this, comedian or do you claim to be? >> i do. but i was not a lawyer so i will not use legal terms like "balls." >> how about se -- sack? >> the advice i give is maybe don't tkregs like a cult lead -- dress like a cult leader for a bit. i will say three words, let's find out. let's find out. we don't need to jump to conclusions. we don't need to disrespect anybody. the problem is, you say to the average person about any issue, what do you think? they don't think. what they tell you is what is the reality that i would like that most fits with what i want to believe and you can see how every issue splits in half now. people say -- it is the same at

a traffic stop. people say the cops are no good and some people say the cops have a tough job. neither of them has seen what happened. the reason why we don't try things in the court of public opinion because the public tends to be angry morons. that's why we don't settle things by pitch forks and torches and don't do lynching and witch burning anymore. we set they will things in the court of law. now, as far as the women not wanting to come out and say what has happened and sometimes it takes years, it's because that requires a great deal of bravery. what can we do? being brave is hard. maybe we can make this easier for people to come forward. i read what they said, what was in the article. if it is true, it is a terrible thing. if it is not true, that's also pretty bad. i'll say it again. let's find out. >> there you go. >> real quick, russell brand financially can survive this. if you're not russell brand, your career is gone. >> yep.

>> you can't pay your bills. you can't get a job. and let's say a year from now this comes out that it was all made up. do you think they will give him his jobs back and shows back? no. well, you're free. you made it, man. back page. they are not gonna have a whole special clearing his name. they will just move on to the next story. there are no consequences. if it is true, then he should be done, 1,000 percent. that's the ugliness of the cancel culture. they win because by the time it comes around to finding out the truth, we've already moved on to the next story. >> yes. and speaking of moving on to the next story, that's what you call a transition, an old-fashioned one, up next as cities go to hell, politicians say oh well. great job, you guys. >> if you'll be in the new york area and want tickets to see gutfeld go to fox news.com/gutfeld and click on the link to join our studio audience. end sensodyne.

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>> all right. yeah! as bugs run a muck, citizens are out of luck and politicians prove they are the worst by putting their safety first. staffers attended an informal safety meeting to discuss ways to avoid becoming the victim of washington, d.c.'s growing crime wave. see you told you crimes -- there are crimes in dc not just kpeut -- committed by the bidens. brian steel hosted it with capitol police and the metro police union and they were there in case lauren started vaping and there was none knee -- honey buns and ding-dongs. safety trips was removing

jewelry on transportation and keeping calls short to limit distractions and leaving space between your car and the car in front at red lights giving you room to escape if a carjacker approaches or a panhandle demanding money. [applause]. >> i know how they feel. indeed carjackings in the nation's capital are up more than 100% from 2022, but lawmakers are hopeful next year's numbers will include more electric vehicles. all violent crime in dc is up 37% from last year. lawmakers are given these tips. little is done to prevent the crimes from happening in the first place. besides putting fencing around the capitol, god forbid a guy in a viking hat steals another podium. so they're good, but you, you're on your own. come on, people, if you want to cut down on crime, stop

electing democrats. let's see them win only using dead people. joe, it is interesting. it is like they are all about managing risk, but not managing criminals. are you surprised? >> not at all. the way they are saying things like when you go out, don't wear jewelry, don't make eye contact with people. you're telling people congratulations you have already made them a victim. if you are going to tell me i don't want to live in a world where i can't hold uncomfortable eye contact with strangers? i think what it shows is they have to feel the pain before they will make the changes. we had an assemblywomen in new york who moved out of harlem complaining about the crime when she said let's defund the police. and this is what it takes. we had another politician in minnesota who she was a huge lefty socialist democratic, let's defund the police and vicious about it, and then she got carjacked and beat up in

front of her house. now she is putting the fund in refund the police. she is ready to have a bake sale in front of her house. it just goes to show you that it has to hit them the way it hits regular people before they will do anything about it. >> that's so true. >> you know, these little tips, it is like saying if you don't want to get raped, don't wear a short skirt. i wore a short skirt today just to make that point. >> and how about the recommendation, don't play ping-pong politics with public safety. you defund the police and then you refund the police. dc amends the crime bill to be solve on crime and then they out vote the crime bill. can we just stop having public safety as a social experiment? >> it's true. [applause]. >> and kat -- >> i would like to take the opportunity to announce i am running for district attorney. >> wait.

you are going from lawyer to comedian to lawyer again. >> that's right. >> a lawyer sandwich, kat. you know, we are paying these people -- we are paying for their security and their drivers and they don't have to risk daily criminal obstacle courses like everybody else does. what do you say? >> what is interesting is if you summarize all their advice, it is go into every single situation thinking about how something catastrophic might happen. which when they do, it is a safety meeting, but when i do it, it is anxiety disorder. i have actually received professional help to try to stop thinking this way. and now apparently this is what i'm supposed to be doing according to the government? that's no way to live. that's okay. when you pull into a parking spot, make sure you have enough room to run away in case someone attacks you. no! >> you know what is funny? it is like the advice parents gave their kids. don't talk to strangers.

don't take any candy. it is insane. >> while you're driving just lay on the horn the whole time so they know how scared you are. >> tyrus, in a way though it is like dc just keeps re-electing the same pro-criminal people. >> you know, they just don't get it. it is like a bad movie. they are telling you the bad guy is there and showing you the ski mask, but they still want to walk in the house. that was usually something that was just, i noticed, white people investigated and i didn't fair it was the rest of us got robbed. we don't want to check under the bed. we just leave. they are trying everything to reach these -- the criminal element and the people in the city. tom, do we have the town hall that went wrong? do we have that? they even tried the good book to get law and order back in the great city of washington. can we roll the clip, please?

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cocaine. so basically we're paying restitution to the people who demonize us every day. i guess joe got the idea from giving 6 billion bucks to iran. kat, i looked at the program, and it seems that they are gonna have traumatized white house reporters given a doll and asked can you show us where kailey mcnay knee hurt you? yeah. it was funny. jerks. >> yeah. this is not going to be a program because it is $5 million and i think that's how much the government spends every time it sends one email. the budget is bloated with stuff. i feel like i was like $5 million and they are gonna send an email and that's it. what can you really do? people on the internet are [bleep]. >> but so are journalists. >> a lot of them are both.

there are journalists who are also on the internet. >> yes. that's where they do their best work, taylor laurens. i think the traumatic experience is anybody that has an independent thought. >> the traumatic experience is we are getting robbed. every time you hear "pay taxes," for this? just get a hub or the rest of us block him and move on. stop getting your news stories from twitter. go out and -- if you're on the ground and you're being a journalist, you shouldn't have time to be online every day. maybe the reason you are getting attacked so much is you are picking sides instead of telling stories. it is hard to go after somebody who is just telling it like it is. walter kropb -- walter kronkite was telling the news. he didn't drop his two bits after it. $5 million which means two relatives, a cousin and a high school friend made some serious

money this year. they're just laundering our taxpayer money for these bogus things and giving it to friends and relatives. enjoy the crack, hunter. it's on us. [applause]. >> jocelyn, the program is called expert voices together. it is tkpwing to -- going to also help scientists and public health officials who have been harassed. isn't that nice? >> so nice. why can't they do that for comedians? we need it for all the harassment [bleep]. >> you especially. we had a fund like that, and kat wouldn't have these medical problems. >> i don't even have to say anything. sometimes it is just my face. >> that's too bad. joe, they're gonna use the funding to give a bullied journalist access to mental healthcare. what about the mental healthcare for us?

>> that $5 million will go to the most traumatic thing for these journalists and that's repaying their student loans. >> why are journalists a protected class that we need to be so worried? didn't they used to be guys in fedoras and overcoats and they went around getting stories. >> those were flashers. >> that explains my problem at journalism school. well, you mentioned taylor lawrence, and she is a perfect example where she will come out on twitter with some garbage, obnoxious and uninformed take. people don't attack her. they criticize her. they get the fainting couch out. how can people be so cruel? it is like because are you a dip [bleep]. you are getting called out for it and now we have to pay for you to get -- what do they call them stph-t dogs people have with them? >> therapy dogs? >> yeah. it is nonsense and this is a perfect example of our government throwing money away when they shouldn't be spending money on any kind of nonsense, especially the preacher class

that spreads the none thence they want to -- none -- none -- nonsense. >> what did you call taylor lauren? [bleep]. they added another 5 million. think about all the people accused of racism or sexist in the media or the reporters that hunt down like trump supporters and ask them why and stuff. this is also part of the whole misinformation agenda. somehow your information -- or your opinion is considered a threat, a physical threat, an emotional threat. therefore it is just kind of a sneak -- sneakier way of inhibiting speech, you know? well that really landed. are you awake? my god. wait a minute. am i like bruce willis in "the sixth sense"? i mean i see joe because he's dead. >> i'll throw this at you. if this is to go to journalists, people who cover the news has been traumatized,

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>> this week on his radio show, howard stern defended wokism saying it is a compliment when someone calls him woke. listen. >> if woke means i can't get behind trump which i think it means, or that i support people who want to be transgender or i'm for the vaccine, dude, call me woke as you [bleep] want. i'm not for stupidity. but i'm woke [bleep] and i love it.

>> oh dear, he swore. he swore. that will win over the woke. he's a regular huey newton of the hamptons. here is my theory. wokism is a contagion and stern got it from kwreupl -- gym meal kimmel -- jimmy kimmle and jimmy got it from his wife who got it from where you got all infections,ion a toilet seat. i find his definition is simplistic. it is not about covid jabs. >> i didn't get that either. he is like, i love the vaccine. i'm woke. okay. if that's what he thinks it means. i like to be awake so i can get more vaccines. if i sleep, i don't get another booster. i have never heard anybody connect woke to being vaccinated. even as a joke i'm not sure where he got that from, but if that's what he thinks it means

and that's what he wants it to mean, then i guess that's great. he's still the only guy talking about the vaccine. >> i know. >> you need to work it in there. >> i find it hard to believe that antifa is pro-vaccinated unless it is for mange. is there a vaccine for mange? i love saying "mange." i don't even know what it is. joe, what did you think of this reaction? he's waited a longtime before he -- he got all of his wealth and now he is ultra live. >> i think his definition of woke is funny. it is like somebody coming out saying if being right all the time makes me a hero, then i guess i am a hero. this definition of woke, it's -- if you called someone a know it all, you're not complimenting them on the breadth of their knowledge. you're saying you don't know as much as you think you know. wokism doesn't have anything to do with the vaccine. what it means is a slavish

devotion to left wing ideology and then repeating it so you can get social credit. that's really what it means. it doesn't mean you are smarter than anybody. he said in another part of this that because i believe in the science -- well if you believe in the science you wouldn't be hiding out like howard hughes in your mansion. it's a shame. i used to be a fan of his. for me, once he went from being a regular guy to getting divorced and marrying a model and hobb knobbing with celebrities and talking about how much money he has, i don't relate to that anymore than somebody who thinks bragging about themselves means they are smart and woke. it is nonsense. [applause]. >> i love when the uh -- audience khrab -- claps for my next question. essentially to joe's point, he flipped. he went from a popular, raw populous, to like the most remote insular elitist.

>> dear, sweet greg. no, no, no. hold the claps. y'all have never seen a villain in a movie before? howard stern was probably the po*gser child -- the poster child to be canceled. his entire radio career he exploited women and had people on with handicaps he didn't pay and he embarrassed and had people embarrass themselves just to be on the air and made a ton of money off it. if you talk to the guys who work for him, they are all broke. when you are an evil empire guy like that and then say i'm woke. i'm so woke. i'm the wokest guy you know. he ain't woke at all. he is the most evil guy. if i say i am with them, they are not smart enough to figure it out. i'm smart enough. i know what you're doing. he ran people into the ground and embarrassed them and humiliated them and a lot of them could never get jobs again, and now he says he's woke and even when asked what

woke is, he is so arrogant, he didn't even bother to look it up. that's how evil he is. i'm woke. i get up at 7. i like vegetables and i love the vaccine. woke! >> thank god i'm not gonna be like that. i'm always gonna be the same old greg you knew way back when. as long as i keep getting that virgin blood. jocelyn, do you miss the old howard stern? >> well, full disclosure, i'm in the running for a hosting job on his channel. >> you're the best. >> so he is my potential future boss. i will say i do not consider woke being a compliment. rachel ziegler who will play the new snow white, he

supposedly stalked her. he didn't stalk her. he found her in the forest. a guy responded to my comment and said you're so woke. i said what kind of weird definition do you have for being woke that reciting the facts of a known fairy tale is being woke? to me being woke is cramming down and ramming ultra pc liberal ideology down my throat. i don't let anyone ram anything down my throat. >> it is great advice unless you are planning on an endoscopy. but you'll be unconscious for that so you won't feel it. i just think it is all because he is -- he got new friends. he got -- you know, he hangs out with a different group of people and he -- no? he's scared. >> ike turner saying he was for women's rights. >> i can't come back to that one.

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terrible. applauding such sickness. is this weird? >> it is so weird. what got into these guys, the j and j vaccine? >> terrible. >> the next time i start dating a guy i will be like i identify as your wife, okay? what matters is how i feel and i feel like if you were to leave me you will owe me half your [bleep] money. >> all right. tyrus, isn't this cultural appropriation? shouldn't the dogs be deeply offended that they are taking their identity? this is like dillon mull vein knee -- mulvaney putting on woman face. >> the dogs are not worried about this. they would just run the other way. look, germany has always been weird, right? we know that from your extensive research and studies from your time. >> yeah, when i made the short films. >> and they have always been kind, you know, been into some weird stuff. i wrestled over there a few

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