others to catch up? >> yeah, i think it's fair to say it's highly unlikely that anyone other than donald trump will be the nominee from the republican party in 2024. it's not a foregone conclusion. a lot can happen. if i knew for certain, i'd be a better man and not be right here. that said, if you look at where he is at, if you look at the standing that he has with the base of the republican party, i think it's a pretty good signal that he has the republican nomination and the frontrunner. that's why you've seen him not show up to the debates. he doesn't feel the need to elevate these other contenders because of the position he's in. >> neil: worked for him last time. might work again. thanks, dan. national politics reporter. that does it for us. here's "the five."

>> greg: hi, i'm greg gutfeld, judge jeanine and dana perino and jesse waters. "the five." yeah. dishonest reporter at the "washington post" just got a glorious well-deserved roast. thanks to the owner of bar stool sports, dave portnoy catching wind of a hit piece they were writing about them. they had been reaching out to the sponsors of a pizza event that he hosts and asking if they felt comfortable being associated with him. wapo didn't bother giving portnoy a call for comment, so he called them. >> you're basically sending an e-mail that says to the effect, dave's a racist. >> i didn't say anything like that. >> i can read it. you sent it. we were talking about how the

sponsors have drawn criticism by associating themselves with dave portnoy who has a history of misogynistic comments and other problematic behavior. >> that's the one that i said [bleep]. >> you said you didn't do it. i have the evidence of you doing it. >> i didn't say i didn't do it -- >> before i provided proof, you said you didn't remember doing that. i read it to you and you're like oh, yeah, i did it that one time. so you did do it. >> greg: wow. she back-pedalled like lance armstrong in a windstorm. dave, it's misogynistic. i didn't know what you were talking about. the smear tactics are shocking but that's how the liberal media operates. >> this is the standard -- >> unfortunately, yes. >> i was hoping for a dialogue with them. sometimes you have to say this is like, you know -- sort of a reporting tactic when you 1 someone to respond. you have to indicate there's something negative and get them

to engage. that's all i wanted. engage. >> that is a bad state of journalism if that's a tactic -- what i'd say is make up something about somebody. >> greg: amen. we reached out for comment from wapo multiple times. we haven't heard back. if you won't to hear moore from portnoy, he will be on jesse's show tonight. help him with the ratings. so jesse, this was not about a story. it was a strategy to damage a business by targeting and scaring advertisers. we know how that feels. why is the food editor trying to get a pizza festival cancelled? >> jesse: this is corporate terrorism. she's supposed to be doing reviews for food. it's not like he made something that wasn't well-presented, this is a guy that isn't a chef. he doesn't own a restaurant. this food critic is trying to take down a charitable event.

so you have media matters that run add boycotts to take down popular companies and people. then you have journalists that run add boy cuts that take down popular people. they're the same thing. this is an agenda. so why do they have this agenda? why is dave portnoy such a threat? that's the question i'm going to ask him tonight. for "the washington post," they don't compete against bar stool sports is. it because he's politically incorrect? these not in the same tribe? is it base hate sells or division sells? i don't know. but this woman -- we get this all the time. you've gotten it. they go in, the editor tells them what to write. the story is 95% written. they call your sponsors or all your advertisers and everybody that hates you and they write about your controversicontrover. five minutes before the deadline, would you lake to comment? you check the box. boom. it's going to kill you. >> dana: it's the most disgraceful and dishonest thing.

the fact that she got caught and lied and says this is a journalistic tactic. tell me if this is journalism. you lie to a upon sore and say your house is on fire, you have to call me back. they call you back and say your house is not actually on fire but might be if you don't do what we say. that is not journalism. it's a threat. she's taking hostages. this is disgraceful. so glad he recorded it. i winner i could have. they're doing one on me right now and it will go about the same way. >> dana: i'm going to jump on that. >> greg: you're not smarter with glasses. it's a lesson that you should record things when reporters call you. what is worrisome, most people don't have the savviness on experience to know what to do like what dave did because he's in the media. he's in the media.

a lot of people that get called by reporter, they salty reporter has their best interest in mind. >> dana: yeah, in this case, he's shown people how you can do it and also there's now the tools to do it. so i worked in republican communications for a long time. back then there's no way for -- there's no recourse. there was one guy, a guy whose name was michael from news week at the time. when we worked at justice department right after 9-11. i swear to you, every friday at 5:02 p.m., he would call and say, have i got a story that will ruin your weekend. then you'd have to scramble on fridays at 5:00 and it happened every weekend. i appreciate all of the work that he did on it. it's one of those things that he's already written the story. all he wants is a comment. when conservatives are quoted, it's the last quote in the story. maybe one sentence out of 25 that you gave them. nothing that really defends

yourself. it's a real pain in the rear. so i think now there are ways that you can get this information out on social media -- >> greg: jessica, the reporter was just offered a job at cnn on the upside. is there any way to defend her behavior? do you buy her excuse? >> i didn't get an excuse. i didn't see anything. >> greg: she lied and said -- >> no, i didn't see her defending it in any sort of coherent way. >> dana: she was caught. >> i don't know why she didn't hang up. that's -- i would have taken about three minutes of that and called -- she said she had someone she's writing with. i would have call them up and say we're f'd. this is not good. it's not going well. you do need to think about in advance the subject of your piece. if you're trying to write this piece with this angle, you're going to ignore the pizza

component and you want to go for the misogyny, there's plenty of dave portnoy misogyny on record, this isn't something that would surprise anybody or part of his image. it's been around as long as dave portnoy has been around on record. >> greg: i don't know. what has he said? i don't read his stuff. he's calling -- you're doing what she's doing, but you need to have a backup. do you have some quotes? >> i do. i wrote them down. i enjoy a lot of dave portnoy's content. my local pizza place blew up because he did a review. i don't have anything about bar stool. i know what it is. you can look at the comments about espn host sam ponder saying her job's number 1 requirement is to make her hashed. he called her an f-ing slut. he said harvey weinstein had been making fair trades. he was not making a fair trade. what she did, she martyred him. i read the comments on twitter. he posted the video.

people said i don't like dave portnoy, but this is horrible. how could "the washington post" do this? so he walks out of this as king of the castle and he got to remind people, which is an amazing thing, how much money he raised for folks during covid when the ppp loans weren't necessarily coming through and became a bit of a small business hero there. it's disappointing and i don't think she's correct that this is the way that journalism works. she slandered a lot of good journalists. >> greg: a good point, judge. is this a rule or an exception to the rule? is she one of the bad ones or smearing an entire group? reflecting an entire group? >> i think she's reflecting an entire group. i think this clearly confirms that there is a media bias. i think it confirms the way she conducted herself. this doesn't sound like it's out of the ordinary.

you know, first she tried to hide and then she denied and then she lied. and then she puckered out at the end and didn't want to -- he said hey, i'm here. you want to interview me? interview me. the question is how long does someone have to be tarnished by allegations, many of which have never been proven in court. so i mean, you know, you can have an opinion but this is about pizza. she's the food writer. okay? during the pandemic, this guy was a hero. this guy saved people's businesses. he raised almost $30 million for businesses. what you want to do, take away the sponsors from him, trash him. none of that make sense as part of a food writer's mission. he is a political agenda and it's not something that happens once in a while. it happens a lot depending upon what side of the aisle you're on. >> jesse: i don't think portnoy is a conservative. he's pro choice and very loud

about that so -- >> he's a business person. he believes in merit, capitalism, he believes in a lot of the stuff we believe in. >> greg: your point is well-taken. it's a food column, this is another example of politics invading areas whether it's sports our entertainment. it's food. ladies, stick to making doughnuts. up next, karine jean-pierre flipping out on peter doocy over biden's disaster at the southern border. ♪ (ella) fashion moves fast. setting trends is our business. we need to scale with customer demand... ...in real time. (jen) so we partner with verizon to take our operations to the next level.

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>> dana: president biden getting called out for ignoring the surging migrant crisis in new york citys. mayor adams getting on the president for getting snubbed. >> i'm very public. we'll release if we're going to be with the president or not. >> there's an opportunity for him to look at the roosevelt hotel like the spanish delegation did. >> looks like you're avoiding each other. >> i don't search to find a politically correct way you're hurting me, you're hurting my city if that's what someone is doing. >> dana: the president is in town for four days for the u.n. meeting and had time to get dinner with his family at a fancy restaurant, attend fund raisers and a star-studded biden for broadway event.

10,000 migrants crossing the border yesterday alone forcing eagle pass texas to declare a state of emergency. and karine jean-pierre losing her cool when pressed on how the president plans to deal with it. >> so what do you call it here at the white house when 10,000 people illegally cross the border in a single day? >> who do you call it, peter when the gop -- no, no, no. >> you're answering a question -- >> no, no, no. >> you stopped the flow at the border -- >> peter, i tried to answer the question. you stopped me. let's go. >> how many people coming in to this country illegally is enough? >> i don't know the numbers. enough for what? >> to stop the flow. >> as i mentioned, this is a problem that's been around for some time now, for decades. a broken system. >> dana: jessica, does that make you want to scream. >> jessica: doesn't make me feel great. i just think that this -- the

conversation around it in the white house press briefing room and what's going on on the ground can be managed much better. nobody is expecting that a democratic president is going to completely reverse his policies and say, you know what? i want a solid wall. i have seen a lot of people climbing through the border wall. it's not managing to stop folks. i understand why eric adams is making the case that eric adams was here. she should have met with him. a lot of things that were on the president's docket. i don't think that anyone should not be able to have dinner with their family or go to a fund raiser. >> dana: i agree with you but -- >> jessica: it's obviously not -- it was a snub, one that he's one that he's -- now kathy hochul is making interviews. saying enough is enough. we have to close up shop here. you'll have more democrats

saying that and it's more of a headache for him. >> dana: what about the work permits? that's not going to stop the flow. >> janine: are you kidding me? 472,000 venezuelans just got temporary protected status so that they can work with that, they get social security numbers. with that social security number, you know what they can do? they can get a license. with that, then they can register to vote. let's not -- >> jessica: that's not true. >> janine: there's -- >> jessica: it will be -- >> janine: there's several points of identification that you can use to register to vote. one is a social security number and one is a license. let me finish. when biden says he's done more to security the border than any one, that is so not true. turns out that this past month of september and we're not even done yet will be the highest number of illegals coming through the border. so the question is why are we

not enforcing the law? why -- everybody wants to blame everyone else. there's enough blame to go around. how do you stop this? stop it by closing the border. you stop it by not letting them come in. you stop it -- joe biden did everything he could to make sure that this thing could have been -- that this country can be invaded. we're being invaded. he got rid of title 42. he got rid of remain in mexico. he stopped the wall. he's cutting the texas razor wire. the economic impact of a country like ours where we are what? 33 trillion in debt and we're running a 1.3 trillion deficit? now we have to pay for education, medication, housing? we don't know where to put these people and the president can't meet with the major of one of the biggest cities and most wealthy cities in the country? one of the most influential cities? because this is what he wants. >> dana: interesting to see this attachment from the issue. the white house saying there's

no problem here. you can see it with your own eyes. it's like the question when they say nobody thinks the president is too old to be president. people see things with their own eyes. when bill melugin is reporting, one of the only places you can see it is here. >> dana: like you can't believe them. you know? when you question elections and they laugh at you. it's like why should i believe you? you're an idiot. with your own eyes, you can see -- they're gas lighting you. i hate that word. who controls the border? the president. ergo, joe biden is not president. he doesn't control the border. someone else is in charge who is pushing open borders regardless of consequence as to american citizens. probably the same person that is behind the advocation of law enforcement or homelessness. all of these three items fall in the same bucket. a dissent in to chaos, to overturn a country. it's not the migrant's fault. who wouldn't want to come here? they're incentivized, they're

invited by this other invisible president and they're promised free stuff, right? joe is an old vessel. just happens to be there. it's not accidental. if you look at it, if you look at it again, put it next to the crime problem, the homeless problem. doing not at all destabilizes the country. in order to have a stable country, you have to have a border. so why are we not having a border? because we want to destabilize the country. the worst part about biden, he has no idea what he's doing. he doesn't care. he's happy to wear the aviator sunglasses and fly on a private jet. just like jesse. >> dana: what about the white house just refusing to -- suggesting that they were going to answer by being flippant and sarcastic but not by giving answers. >> jesse: they don't have a

policy. joe sees this as an opportunity. this is why. the birth rate is 1.7. their calculation instead of encouraging american birth, they're bringing in latin america to increase our birth rate. because the country with a rising birth rate has to be over 2.1 directly tied to national economic power. the second thing, wages. they were exploding under donald trump. 2019, like a $5,000 raise. that cuts in to corporate profits. i believe what happened is, corporate america, the cia is the front for corporate america. joe biden's donor aligned with the cartels and they just created this conveyor belt of new workers in to the country to drop down wages so corporate america could have thicker profits. this is the stupidest reason. he just wanted to do the opposite of donald trump. that's the dumbest reason. i'm not trump. i'm going to do the opposite, which is open it up. there's really stupid calculation. this is the one that is dumb.

that he thought this would appeal to american hispanic voters that they would say oh, joe biden. such a humane policy. it's turning them off to it. another thing, he wanted to turn texas blue. the castro brothers have admitted it. schumer wanted to admit it. eventually 20 go blue and the republicans will never have the juice to win the white husband. >> jessica: you're admitting that undocumented people are voting in the election? it's their kids? that's the plan? >> jesse: in pennsylvania if you get a social security number and a drivers license, you get a ballot sent to your house. >> janine: you vote. >> jessica: getting a tax i.d. number is not the same thing as a social security number. >> janine: they're getting social security numbers. that's a pull to the other immigrants coming in. >> dana: to be continued by a lot. coming up, the author of a sexually explicit book that can

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♪ >> janine: conservatives may have a point about the type of books in your kids schools. john kennedy made liberal heads explode at a recent hearing by reading some sexually ex-ply it is passages from gender queer, a become that democrats support being included in libraries. it's so vulgar that we decided to bleep some of it out. >> i got a new [bleep] harness today. i can't wait to put it on you. it will fit my [bleep]

perfectly. you're going to look so hot. >> janine: but engender queer's authors cannot justify millions of americans children reading it. "i originally wrote it for my parents and for older teens that were already asking these questions about themselves. i don't recommend this book for kids". okay. so what you have is a cover of this book where a boy is looking in to a pond. he see as reflection of a girl. kids are curious. it would grab their attention. the child doesn't know if a child sees it in a library what he's going to get when he opens it, greg. >> greg: i have to give props to john kennedy reading that. if we had phone sex lines, he would make a killing especially people that look like grandma cl

clampet. if you think it's okay for congress, how can it be okay for grade schools? according to the democrats, in gender queer author believes this is not appropriate for kids, then she has to be pro book ban, right? that's the pillar of their defense. if you only raised a sinceable suggestion of age appropriateness, you'd know, move the book from one part of the library to the other, then you're book banning trans phobe. so it paints them in a corner. that person is saying, what we're saying, we're not saying ban anything. we're just saying, you know what? movies that are rated r, kids can't see them. >> janine: the author wrote an opinion piece that she complained that schools were banning her books, but queer kids need queer stories. isn't this implying that they should read her books?

isn't this before thursday when she said after john -- senator kennedy read it in congress, she says oh, kids shouldn't be reading it. >> jessica: i wish she was pressed on this and senator kennedy had been pressing this. because of the age of this toes matter. my understanding is h-back has been in high school libraries. it's not accessed by 10-year-olds or what you'd think of under the term kids. she's very clear that she thinks older teens that are experiencing the feelings and the situations that she describes in her book should have access to it. she's not contradicting what she wrote before. i think that senator kennedy is misrepresenting what is going on in these schools. the primary objection where this book ban stuff came from, greg, is the problem being that it wasn't the librarians making the choices about what the i'd can had access to or the teachers. >> greg: the parents. >> jessica: activists oh.

>> greg: how they be disgusting -- >> jessica: i'm a very active parent myself. this is something that she will go to school. when she gets to high school, maybe gender queer will be available to her in the same age that this author thinks it should be available and the teacher's union -- >> jesse: who cares what the author thinks. it's not about the author. it's about the parents. >> jessica: you think a moms for liberty activists -- >> janine: should they be able to read porn? a 13-year-old? >> jessica: i don't think gender queer theory equals porn. >> jesse: did you listen to that? strap on -- >> jessica: a lot of bleeped out. >> jesse: fill in the blanks, jessica. >> janine: you think 17-year-olds are -- >> jesse: they don't have straight books like that in high school, jessica? >> janine: she's talking about kids. she's talking about her books are being banned implying that

kids are being prevented from reading her books. she never talked about 17 years old. she never talked about kids not reading it until senator kennedy put it to her and she had a to say i didn't mean little kids. >> jesse: quinton tarantino thinks kids can watch his movies. who cares. it's what the parents think. jessica, you guys lose when you get to precision. you want to say book bans and gender affirmation and tonight say gay. the minute you get precise, you lose. the question is, do you think that book is appropriate in an elementary school? >> jessica: it's not in an elementary school. >> jesse: if the answer is yes, you're a grammar. if it's no, we win the argument. that's what all politicses should do. be precise. is nine months appropriate for an abortion? >> jessica: nobody does that, jesse. >> greg: they never give the

date. >> jesse: how high do you think the tax rate is? is four million illegals tomorrow? is five million? are the electric cars going to reduce the world's temperature by how many degrees fahrenheit, jessica? that's all you need to do. in america, it's fahrenheit. >> janine: about half the country says schools are teaching too much on sexual orientation and gender and 22% say it's too little. so why toes the minority continue to control the discussion? >> dana: what is interesting, if more people knew about this, the percentage would be higher. the criticism melts on contact as you get specific as jesse said. a woman named nicky neeley and she's from parents defending education. she mentioned in our research. i found this other quote from here. 20 years ago if a 6-year-old went to school and talked about sex, teachers would assume the child was being abused. in 2023, children are learning about sex at school but being

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♪ >> jesse: democrat katy porter best known for dumping scalding mashed potatoes on her ex-husband's scalp is causing controversy again. she's taking her aggression out on republican womening and say they don't count when it comes to levelling the playing field

in congress. she says equality is not electing joni ernst. that's not helping. is that not helps, jessica? >> jessica: i like the accent. you did that with a lady vibe to it. i -- we've talked about this issue before. it comes up every time that like melania doesn't get the cover of vogue. she's the most stylish since jackie o. why not on the cover of vogue? because her politics are not what people field who are in media or certainly democrats are properly supportive of women or help women lead better lives. i wish that katie porter had said i wish that joni ernst would support raising minimum wage. >> i wish joni ernst would support family paid leave. and advocate for women to have the ability to make decisions about their bodies if they're going to have an abortion or not. those are the issues that she's talking about beneath the

surface but seems like a flip com comment. the republican agenda is not for me. i get -- when a woman guess -- like when aimy comey barrett got elected to the supreme court, i was excited. >> jesse: that was a very honest thing to say. i respect that. janine? >> janine: how does she get to talk about equality when she's the one currently trying to prevent a black woman from being the first black woman elected to the senate? she would be a star candidate. the first question i would ask her is what is a woman? can you tell us, katie? >> jesse: nope. i don't think anybody has the answer on the left. dana, what do you think about this kerfuffle among the babes? >> dana: yes, part of this whole thing that if you are a

conservative woman, you need not apply. you don't get invited to the women's conferences. you don't get the you go girls stamp of approval. you have to work harder and make your points without ever expecting to be on the c of a magazine with some fluffy puff piece. no, you're going to get trashed. what you have to do is make sure that you're on the merits winning at every single step of the way. she also fired a staff member that got covid, be rated her publicly and was basically just tossed her out and wants to be this candidate for california for what? look who are you representing? i really dislike this. i try not to do it myself. i also think that women have made so many strides that we don't need to do this anymore. you know, look at this upcoming de debate. who are the two moderators? women. who are the white house press

secretaries, the cabinet secretaries? it's women. we have made great strides. keep doing it. not just talk about it all the time. >> jesse: what a perfectly bad waste of mashed potatoes, greg. >> greg: i was just thinking that. >> jesse: they're delicious. >> greg: they are. i like them when they have lumps in them. >> jesse: to use them as a weapon is uncuth. >> greg: this has to do with woman that are pro life. you hear democrats talk about pro lifers. they look down on them. i keep trying -- i've been trying to think of a met of persuasion for if you're pro life that you can talk to a pro choicer about without using the word murder. that's where it all ends. it's murder. it's not murder. so permission to talk about abortion that might upset people because i'm a man. >> jessica: more people or just me? >> greg: just you. i believe that abortion for a

lot of people -- this is rain an incest accepted is an act of avoidance. the truth is, abortion avoids the transformational change from being a childless person to a person with a baby. what drives a lot of abortion is fear of losing your identity or yourself. that fear prevents you from taking this leap from the you who you are now to you as a mom. but it's true that when you have a baby, your childless self will perish the moment that child is born. the new you that replaces the old you if you ever ran in to the old you would say thank god you did that. that is the problem with abortion. there's this separation between the before and the after. you don't know you're wrong until you cross that line. >> jesse: i think it's very

brave of you to speak on behalf of all women. >> greg: i was mansplaining. >> dana: joni ernst is in the national guard and served in the iraq war. she's a bad ass woman. >> greg: you used the a word. >> jesse: you can't use that during the debate. >> dana: i thought you could. >> jesse: greg has loosened the restrains. if anybody wants to throw mashed potatoes at me, i'll take it. >> greg: how about hot gravy. >> janine: such a hypocrite. she slung the potatoes? >> jesse: up next a poker player that donated thousands of donations admits to not having cancer. [ horns honking ] ♪ california love ♪ ♪ to the wild wild west ♪

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#. >> greg: it's time now for "one more thing." i get to go first tonight. we have an awesome show. erin per reason any, kat timpf and tyrus. a great show 10:00 p.m. let's do this. greg's celebrity lookalike. celebrities. that's rich. all right. i'm looking at jesse. and i'm going like who does he remind me of? and i realize it's steve munich. en. that's amazing. look at that. >> steve: hold on. at least you got more hair, jesse. you have got more hair. >> jesse: good one, greg. i can't wait for who you look like tomorrow. >> greg: dana? >> dana: have you ever seen greg after his first cup of coffee? let me show you what it looks

like it is unbelievable. bouncing off the walls. you can't let that balloon touch the ground. have you got to keep it up there. trying to switch greg to decaf. not sure it's going to work. latest questions with dana perino steward varney he gets up ridiculously early time of day @foxnews.com. >> judge jeanine: earlier than you? 2350678900. >> jesse: happy birthday. we love you momma. >> greg: who is toplets? >> jesse: my landscaper's mom. >> greg: funniest thing i have ever heard my landscaper's mom. >> jesse: he is the best. "jesse watters primetime" as we reported 8:00 eastern, catch us there. >> greg: you guys talk about was he incorrect in pronouncing the word misogynist? >> jesse: ask him about that. >> greg: judge? >> everyone has a different tactic for trying to distress at

work. for some going for a walk outside. grabbing coffee or listening to music. for others it could be practicing your karate chop like this man here who is working on his marshall arrests. >> do you know what is amazing about this? they can see him from another building i hike to think is he imeerg up for an important meeting like much of his colleagues on the floors above him seem to be engaged in. can you math vaping you from another building? >> dana: it's funny because you do think nobody can see you up high. >> greg: there is a dude in my neighborhood downtown that across the way he is on the top of the building does pilates in his underwear. >> judge jeanine: oh, he does not. how do you know it's pilates? >> greg: tidy whiteys i have been watching closely. >> jessica: perform pilates in underwear? >> judge jeanine: there is a reformer in the room? >> greg: i don't know what you are talking about. >> judge jeanine: he doesn't know what you are talking about. yoga. >> greg: maybe it was yoga. anywhere, where am i.

jessica? >> jessica: moment police officers and good samaritans teamed up to turn over a car. the car flipped ejecting the driver through the sun roof and pinning his upper body and head on the roadway. driver was conscious and struggling to breathe. they acted fast. they lifted a 3600-pound car. >> jesse: did you go, boy. >> jessica: i bet there was a woman there. >> jesse: i bet there was a girl. >> greg: when you were a kid, did you think that you had the ability to lip up a car? >> jesse: if someone is trapped underneath you have super powers. >> greg: you could do it because you read about it. >> judge jeanine: you are a mother and think your kids are in the car your mother can do it. >> jesse: or angel dust. >> greg: highly overrated by the way. tyrus can lift anything. including our hearts. that's it for us. have great night. ♪ ♪ >> bret: go