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about it is, you know, because you workout, that was noatt a physique, no doubt at all. blacks, if you're trying to scare someone away. look, if you're trying to get the ladies to walk away, maybe, you know, jimmy fallon. tryin >> oh, yes, sir, my man.so all right. that's all the time we have left us in. >>s always thank you forho tuning in, making the show possible. we say dvr. sossible a never, ever, ever mi. episode of hannity. want to join our live audiencebn show? well, it'll be on thursday, the day after next week' s republican debate. tickets hannity .comuble they're free. in the meantime, let not your heart be trouble. why? stay. tuned the great greg gutfeld is next to put a smile on your face here tomorrow night yeah yes yes. s. >> happy thursday, everybody
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. >> you look fantastic. i'm the lying but i'm som lying. because it's time for me ifs you lookti in to the menu and yu don't like what you see fried merlin next, then you canca change identity. >> you know, it's time to have a really tough new clothes. new new name. all right, turtle. i'll never be the same if you've got feeling. oh, well, that's something you like. just switch pronouns and refuse to switch them. >> yeah. no. ght. >> all right, all right, all right. president zelenskyy was just in new york for the un general assembly to plead for more help
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for ukrain gene, meaninganin more money, more weapons, and fewer visits from sean peng . unfortunately, he didn't get to he dt biden.esiden >> too bad he was looking forward to almost shaking his hando al. but zelenskyy missed a lot more than high fiving the zombie chief. he also didn't know that the spokesperson for his own military was thiscleef american persn. yeah, just an all-american girl. one who makes lee at thomas look like reese witherspoon. >> next week, the teeth of the russian devils will not ever harder, and the rabid mouthsth will foam in uncontrollablerollb frenzy as the world will seele a favorite kremlin propagandist pay for their crimes. >> and this puppet of putin is only the first russia's war kremt. n anopagandis >> it will all be hunted down and justice will be served. sorry lady justice would be served if someone bought you a better wig. someone ai also apologize to et on the west coast watching this at dinner time, especiallychinge
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you're having sausage. so zelenskyy didn't know who sarah ashton sarala was.. >> a deeply strange transgender spokesperson. for good for him. i usually don't find out the damsel is a dude until we're back at the hotel. >> but now the ukrainian military has suspendedmilitary sarah for being a massive psycho on social media. viewermassivs might also rememb this one. >> if you look at putin's moutyh ,you'll notice that blood drips from iatt. he's a vampire carrying out against both ukrainian cs and russians alike. vlad putin bathes in the blo blood of innocent children and enjoys iod t. and this is why the dictator of the russian federation must be deposed. >> doesn't it seem hypocritical for a trans person to be insulting vampires? after all, they come from transylvania.
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>> but sarah seems nice. if by nice you mean that crazy. it'so this isn't really about being trans at all. it's that she's insane and an american spokesperson for a foreign war. war.i don't get it.. and, yeah, putin is a bad guy. true. in thhe makes ivan the terriblm like ivan. the not so bad. once you get to know him ivath f you ever meet putin, my advice is don't stand near any open windows. that breeze you feel is an oligarch flying by fromn wi the floor above you. vlad has had more enemiendvlad n anyone. >> although there is a close second there. >> but apparently zelenskyy had no idea who this was and claims he never approved, claims a lo ashton hiring. but then there are a lot of things zelenskyy doesn'tof like how to find green shirts and old navy that fit. >> but it's as if that gets hime oflef the hook. and by hook, i mean sarah.he his .
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>> i know, but zelenskyy not knowing about this person. >> who could have predicted that? it doesn't make any sense. i don't know who they are,s anye but does what has anyone askedsf zelenskyy about? you know, he's comfortable with this person. oh, they should. >> yeah, they should put that to him. tom shillue, his slogan should be he's as smart as he is whites . >> so why does he have h.r. department finally involved? ther departit's not because por sarah requested time off for a exam and a pap smear.'s bec it's because this nutjob with a nut sack is going afteaub wir u. citizens. >> last week, senator j.d. vance sent a letter to secretary statevanc anthony blinken asking who the hell this person is and who why u.s. citizen is acting a spokesperson for a foreign he, government and why he she and or it keeps going onlinehe and saying crazy things. i mean, who does sarah think shwhes thinge is. >> joy baker. at >> so vance wants to know what we want to know.
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who is this clown? why is an american acting as a spokesperson for the ukrainian military? and who's paying for all this? giviwhy he keep giving me flashbacks of my eighth grade lunch lady. now i clutch my privates when i hear the words tater tots. this cuckoo clock responded to the senators inquiry with yet another deeply odd video while in ukraine, we are fighting for global liberty and the ideology of victory. too many in moscow and across the world are still caught up in focusing on the tired trope of gender chaos. >> sorry, champ. this statement about gender chaos might carry more weight if it wasn't coming from a guy named sarah.r ch i mean, how can ukraine not win with this person involveaod? >> look, it's just that after 250 years of the us military, you're the first spokesperson to tuck in their before getting dressed. >> but kudos for stealing. jen psaki's.
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so how did sarah get this far in the military? our military, the oddball holds the rank of junior sergeant, which means someone promoted. i guess being a protected class opens every door and just the ones to the girls locker room. >> but the sarah want to finish by stating anything unequivocallstating y. i'll finish by stating unequivocally that i only answe r to three groups of people. my ukrainian commanders, the ukrainian people and the american taxpayer. >> well, he left out the girls at the macy's makeup counter who helped him hide his 5:00 shadow. but he says he answers to american taxpayers, well,rs t okay, as an american taxpayer, i demand a n answer. >> you get yeast infections or alck itcdo youh, but also what e is going on over there? yes, they're fighting a war. i should know. i'm paying for ii'm t. s >> but they had no idea thisay charmer was going online and saying all this on theire ea
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behalf. >> it's like the equivalent of the head of foxlent o , the fox news, not knowing that kilmeade still works here. >> but it's like everything jose in this administration, no one knows what the comes out of joe's mouth either. and between brinton and rachelto levine, we don't have an administration. we have a liven. have theatricl rendition of tootsie. >> maybe sarah is the perfect metaphor for this war soaking up a lot of money, relying on rhetoric instead of reality, all whie making grand speeches about freedom. but if you look closer , you won't like what slaps you in the face. e let's welcome tonight's joe. he grew up in new york and he has a criminal record. >> prove it. comedian christopher savino. is only the tasmanian devil outspend her communications director. i'd never back down. ctor thaback perrine. she's precocious, ferocious.
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and in the earlyn stages of osteoporosis. a new york times best selling author and fox news contributor kat timpf. and finally, he never wrestless with the truth. the new york times best selling author, comedian and former nwa world champion tyrus chris, good to see you here. >> thank you. you look great. you look great. >> yi thought that honestly, that whole time when i was seeing those video is of the ukrainian trans spokesperson, i thought it was, you know, i was like, what is gutfeld doing? ld >> i mean, it is kindimpr of impressive. i was like, literally, i was like, that's wilessi. likd. >> but i was like, okay, well, but doesn't it appear to be like a skia t? it does. it's one of those things where, you know, whatever you want to do,e th be trans, don't be trans, cover whatever you want. i don't care. i'm all supportive. but thist caresupporti seems lit seems a little nuts. but, you kno nuts.w, it's i meae
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has big knots, but it's it's yeah, i don't i don't know. >> to me, there feels likef it's one of those things again where it's like a distraction. i don't buy it. yeah. ction.the is i think your pointt is well taken that being trans is the least problematic thing about. >> yeah. >> i mean, it's she's crazy and she's a spokesperson for yoy a foreign government. >> air do you buy zelenskiy's excuse that he the had no idea.s i guess i could. what do you think? absolutely. i thins i uld.k that that's com legitimate. i don't think that this is the best way to gethink thisway goa. and it doesn't have anything to do with her being trans. it has to do with tho do with th incredibly odd rhetoric she continues to use. thd there's alreads toy a lot of issues going on with ukraine where that's why you're seeing in the capitol right i now funding fights about whether or not we're going to continue to help supporghts abot the warn the house that's run by republicans in the senate, that's run by democratn bys, and this is all perpetrated by joe biden. we got to remember where this started. ifd we g joe biden had capitulated to vladimir putin on the nord stream two pipeline, wewe wouldn't be looking at any
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of this today becaus woue he wouldn't have ceded power for the russians to go in against. >> that was about the pipeline. yes. this is where this nord stream two pipeline, the fact that he allowed that to move forward was what allowed russiam to circumvent ukraine when it cametwo pi to. >> and that is why they didn't need to, that they felt that they could move in >> if i told you that, i think >>. aou were full of >> what?e gym. i told you that at jim you don't listen at. i hope he had an amazing had an presence. charles payne was there to dohe the unbelievable. >> he only listens to women.o yeah. you know, you were telling me that during my legmen. day. yeah. no, i don't. during my leg. is, is thismitight a microcosm of the war? no one knows. what the ism of going on, and l we get is rhetoric. what do you think? yeic.s, i think it's also. i think it's so. it is entirely possibleit i thatthat zelenskyy had no idea s was happening, but i had no idea that was happening is alsos what i say. >> i say what i'm called on nota talkinen ialleg about. something that i didn't want
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to talk about. i think a lot of us dot of that. i also think that it looks verya much like not just a sketch but a sketch that we would do for this show. >> right. and by i mean. takes 5 minutes. yes. shot on an iphonminute e. >> the wig is $10. yeah. do you think she's really ukraine? >> i don't know. i'm like i'm like, why don't i do this? why did i decide to say i'm the spokesperson for whatever al lyou time? get >> and you just you just get the little green screen and you just, like, talk like thisn sc a and all of a suddent you're a spokesperson. >> yeah. no, i don't get it. i get it. >> what do you think? time to get well. okay, first of all. ? first of all, cat kat.let' thousand percent. correct. let's justs back go to the back, okay? okay. all right. have you ever seen. >> oka a militarynferen press conference without otherce people in uniforms there? >> no. yeah, that's a good point. yeah. es.>> have yo whatever. no, no.pe have you ever seen one? especially that represents the o america with that american flag next to the country that we're we're speakingun of, and they's
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usually two marines guarding. make sure everything's right. wa. s that there. no, no, it was not. okay. this ope and opening line was is on the front line as a medic. yeah. during a war where people are getting killed, maimed re, and they pulled you off from saving people to do that right c there. >> i don't need cows, but i smell. yeahow, okay. when the front. when you're. thank you. thank you. because wisconsi n. oing if so if your opening segment is you were doing something so importan t and so amazing and brave but you decided to pul tl yourself out. yeah. so you could talk about vampires. hes thing. is >> we know 1,000% who's paying this person. it's the ones we had no idea. yeah. look, open up a photo album of the people working for this thing. >>r people right. and open up a photo album of the people working for our white house right now.
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where does he fit in? yeah, that makes it. and no one says anything. and that's why kat can't do it, is because they would still attack kat for being a woman. mm-hmm. she's a fraud, and she's a liar . you can't attack him for what he's doing, because if you attack doing bhim, y, you ps people in marginalized class. that's what's. that's what does not represent anyone myself. this is a sick individual who's indivisdoing this themselves.an and no one will say, hey, this is wrong. >> yeah, yeah. i'd like to point out that much muchn teacher, a with giant, we were on to thise storony first and we always get results. and yet, where are ourt sult emr pulitzer? >> pulitzers or even nobel peace prizes? >> i don't know. i'm not trans, although some people think i am. yeah believe it or not. >> yeah. good for you. well, there's still time. you know, you literally bragged about having the biggest one, like, brok lg aboue internet, a it's all a lie. all right. i know. i love the comment. i on that video. >> someone was like, i didn't realize it was truvideo. ie. >> all right.
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from as far away as vegas and europe. is it vegas in europe anyway? and so far, the mostn't ve predictable responsega. e re >> did someone saysp convention ? >> but anonymous sources. >> i wonder if it's deep throat . >> still, it's nice to see our hotels used for somethinoteg than housing migrants. and atin least the don't complain about the fooandouse u business reportedly goes up by 20 to 25%, with some ladies making as much as five grand a session. that's that's almost as much as i a charge. as one insider puts it, diplomats go crazy because they're so repressed. these they are. they don't have these girls. yeah, these diplomats who go aro crazy. are from truly repressive places like syria saudi arabia and chappaqua, new york. >> meantime, those have been flooding the streets, too, as roads were closed and traffic got even a
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more congested. the city had the gall to tell new yorkers, people will live here to just take the subwayl to avoid gridlock. an observer told me they saw a flashing electronic sign g like liksomethin un week heavy congestion. thke the subway, which is crazy. the only time new yorkers take the subway is when they have e ay ihaveto . but, you know, the subway there, those dingy death where every ride is a game of russian roulette. even the rats sarussiay. . >> next time, we'll take an uber. and it's where gender flui gded means something. gettou might accidentally sit in. so we're supposed to risk our lives getting cold cocked by psychosing cold on the l trar these un elites so they can drive around in their n in thechauffeured armored lims to get their four mistresses. each a tiffany bracele t. how about we throw the president of iran in the subway and see what happens if he thinks america is the great satan now? wait till he gets mugged for his rolex. and finally, it wouldn't be un week without old joe showing off a worse sense of direction than helen keller on ketamine.
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>> oh, here he is wandering off the stage, seemingly ignoring brazil's president, who he juste gave a speecech with. we will do our very best not to deceive you, mr. president. brazilian guy goes like this. ,he's so far gone here. dianne feinstein brazi is accusg him of stealing our moves. >> i believe his new secret a code name is mitch mcconnell. but you blame joe. i've avoided brazilians ever since. my last one gave me a six wee rat race. > yeah, i had to go and shave. >> it was houre .ne gav razor wasn't so, aaron. >> i'm thinking the only reason why we keep having the up havine and not in other countries is because we have the besthe bt
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and diplomats don't want to give that up. well, i'm certainly not goingeso to speak to the diplomat preferences of . but heokers. said. >> that was your expertise. i am sorry. i will see mysel >> i wilf out.ossly i have apparently mischaracterized my expertise here. is but can we just go back to biden real quick? they misse. we gd part of this wheno th he walked on stage, he like tripped into the flag like almostke almos knocked the brazn flag over, gives the speech, forgets to thank the guy, fouy a meanders off a stage again. yes. this is a world superpowerr pow on the international stage yet again. and i'm actually i think the surprising part of this is that and biden are in the same sentence again. >> exactly . >> that is true. you know, cat they traffic and snarl traffic. but i guess we should be happyth they are stimulating the escorts economy. >> no, i'm. but seriously, i feel like finally something good about the un. yeah . money. all those sex workers are making all that money. they're makingakin. fo they're providing a service. they're getting paid for it. they're adding are to economy. . >> all the things the un does not do right.you
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do you? right. you can't lookca at this. and shame the workers. no, they're providing somethingd they're adding to because the u.n. does just they don't do anything. >> they just that theyanything.d to go to lunch and feel important. >> lunch is fetant. a good point because it's kind of the same hypocrisy in their country . they might be. they don't eat meat because it's a it. but then come here and they eath steak and chops. it's the same thing with workerey eatmes. chops. don't do it there. they come here to have their fun. tyrus yeah. to ha and are we sure they're not getting checks from us? yeahve . are we not covering giving them money for their trip? a stipend? yeah.. kid good old u.s..hooker if we're like the dad who buys his kid a for no when the dad k who knows mom's cheating on him. but he just won't leave.ng on so he just wants to give everybody everythinghi , hoping that no one would pay attention, that no one plays with him or talk to him anymore. is thay everythingt sad dad in r kind of reminds me somebody of.s
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>> but that's what we are like. forget. sex workers. it those wars have been started with less. less. okay. the brazilian guys there, he's not known for not having a temper or do at all. thah, and joe, they said president and the brother up there talkin thereg. as bac joe thought it was back when barack was in. so he just did what the vpk in. waid and walked off. right. because they shook handslk offn and he's up, mr. president, and he left. we in trouble? that not good.on t >> yeah. like, you know, they all got on the the world and chat line that night and talked about joen one time in the brazilian prime minister like is this going to thiministerats is what thingl and then then somebody from his team will it betters fo and give them all bigger stipends for more so won'tod fr be so upset about joe. so good for the workers. ba sexd us >> you know, speaking of work, chris, you are you're a licensed physicag of sexl. yes.d were you an expert at happy endings? thert.s i have. endi and i just want to say to theng.
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camera, i have never beenn wi with ath and i've never i have ye er been with sos, i just want to let you kno. and yes, i did give happy ending s when i was a physical therapist because, you know, guys are coming in from the unad . they have every right for a long flight and whatever, you know, it's this guy.r thank you for your service. to kdoing it for us. yeah, i was doing it for i r country to keep safe. that's how iwa was on the front lines. i was making sure every there. >> no, everybody's got their pressure. really? yes. wh no -- evy do we have to have itd year here? it's like we have to host the party at ouro we have toevery . yeah, i know. it's. it's. it's prettx r housy. the traffic, whatever. but i mean, what can you do, right? it's i mean, it's new york. i mean, where else are we going to. what other city do you want to do it in walet to s. place >> can we do it? this is the only place. yeah, maybe the lost city. >> atlantis? yes. let's do it in atlantis. yeah. yeah. that makes them do >> yes. it.e
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and their place for once. why does everyone have to come to our house, mess it up? yeahe nd. >> they want to have thanksgiving in our house. they don't do. they'll bring anything. they'ley wansomethinl have it a. yeah. you know what? and your work isn't that great then? here, spenur sext thatd your moy and bring them over. >> yeah, but it's true. yeah. at least. really. comes . comhere here.u bring us gifts. that's what you do. clean up after yourselves. that'd. u nice, too. >> exactly. and take the subway. all right. >> took, portnoy. a reporter to school for treating him like a fool. >> police have arrested 31-year-old jeffrey dahmer. he's being called the cannibal killer to hear jeffrey dahmer have a conversation with his father is brand new. this is jeffrey dahmer, as he actually it's all the time that i should have in court. i never nothing absolutely nothing is too great to. >> be forgiven. >> the ultimate power trip is to decide the fate of another human being. this is what evil looks like.
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and you're reaching out to our ening onadvertisers and basicaly sending an email that says to the effecg anayt dave's a misogynist, racist. do you want to defendt. yourselves advertising at this event? >> right. no, i'm no >> i'mt i'm not. i haven't said anything like that. if you want, i can read what. >> you actually said i have it. yeah. yeah, because i sent sen a bunch of notes. >> so i want to make sure i know which one. on plannin. e festiv we are planning to write about the festival and how and how some of the sponsors t participants have drawn criticism by seemingly to associate themselves have s e portnoy, who has a history of misogynist commentsof in problematic behavior. i want to make sure that blake had a chance to responbehavido to this, since the company is the most prominent and they're partners of his festival. >> ton oh, that's the one, i th, which was definitely the most pointed of them becaus e. i wa i really did want themge to respond and i was hoping to get something. >> them. hmm. how? miso janic them.k. i don't know what that means, but what a sweet, glorious
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thing you. e see exposed exactly how reporters work. create the conclusion and workxw backward and enter the reporting conversation with your assumption as ang with accepted fact in her mind. that makes dav ye a misogynist, or, as he calls it, misogyny. >> kat, you actually were a reporter for barstoost.l one point. i guess if you could call it report. i was a reporter. would be barstool. you went to the insane clown posse. what was it called? yeah, the gathering of the juggalos. ye s. yes. and barstool was a lot smaller then, so it was literally just me and the camer ad likea who h, like, salmon colored shorts on, like walking around there. the >> yeah, i know. i know. dave. i actually interviewed dave for the saturday night.owe. show on fox news. >> i think it's really funny how she to say, you know, well, i didn't reach out to because we kind of wanted to figure out what we were going to write first and what this is going ecause wre out wto be about, ass any nuance in that email. >> yeah, the email wasnuance lio dave portnoy, you're working with him. >>re working he is a piece of .
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yeah. explain yourself. >> thank you. and that was the entire email. and he had it and she kept trying like my level. it would have been better. she would've just been like, yeah, you know what? i don't. >> you and this is a hit piece yet because the email says it all. yeahe-mail., exactly. writi you know, chris, this wasn't about writing a story. it was a strategstor y. scare the advertisers away. yes, that's 100% what it was. % whatand i love dave portnoy. i mean, he literally is completels y fearless. he's just like, i don't care. cancel me. don't. he's going to do what he thinks is right. and i applaud. i mean, he's got bigger thanhe'g a spokesperson for ukraine. yeah, he really is like, unbelievable. and i love i love dave portnoy u and, you know, i love to work for barstool, but they don't return emails. >> yeah, that's true reture-mai >> and things don't forget, because the rule here is tape. the conversations. take the conversations. well, because journal journalism is dead. >> it was a cancel piece. we're going to cancel because they don't like him. yeah, because this dude i interviewed hi
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m for a show before and he's. he's from boston. so you're going to get that bostot thatn? yeah, you know what i'm saying? and it came out of him. no, i think it was like in his wake, it personaiml like, n they you know, and i love when they stutter. like, which, which not stutte w? >> yeah.how ma first of all, my next question would have beenyn how many did you say? yeah. saying that i was a massagsayine monster. because here's the thing. when you go to somebody me likae you, sir, with a yankee hat on, how many people did tyrus kill that you were aware of? you're gonna be like, oh, i was maybe one. i don't know. i wa liks. so you do know he killed somebody? well, i guess so. well, then they on the recor i gu d. ying t and that's what they're doing by saying this happened and somebody will all of a some. his happennd well, i heard it. he's rude. yeah. you know, and then then they'll take that and stretctch it. th it that's exactly what they want it like, you know he doesn't he he assaults children. he'll just just drag it ouag it drag it out, make the cover. everyone looks at it and hope the, the the id hope ad compani be like, oh, we can't be a part of this. we're hearing a lot of talk >>out murderthing a wi. >> yeah, a pizza festival. a this guy raises millions. he makes small businesses money
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even if he doesn't like it. people go to buy i wr if het to, prove him wrong. right. but he doesn't have to do this. yeah, he's noton oesn't h's not broke. little yeah. he's not trying to be the next little caesar. yeah, i'm saying, like he something he does for the community, but he's reallyel doing it. yeah. so we didn't get a chance, you knowy dosh, if you want to u about feelings because you can say anything with. yeah. h and she's a food writer. aaron, i saw you almost jump out of your seat when you were listening todau alt ofy. didn't it give you pleasure to see this happen? i loved it. what i did pleasur>> i l back the journalist.. what a masterclass there. one, he never goes off g the recordoe is a power move p in communications. if you never go off the recordoh with a reporter, they got nothing that they can use against you. if you're out there the whole time you can use ther. record that gives you a position of power that is sad. gotchaat's sad. oo from a food writer who was trying to set him up and set up the advertisers to be like, you can' st have anything to do with this. that's what it looks like when you were prepare this. looks ld and, he brought receipts like it was a real housewives reunion, and he read her on it.
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it was fantastic. that is exactly what it looks like when you should be unapologetic in your position. i absolutely en you it i enjoy barstool sports. i think that not only are fema great contentenjoy , they actually have some of like the biggest female podcast hostcast in ths in the y like this guy works hard and has built a businessrt and has supported small business and the washington posted tried to take him down by taking out his advertisers. and dave portnoy, i love 81, identified himself at the top that i was recording becausrtisers.e i can't tell yow many time times in my industry reporters don'.t identifyreco themselves as reporters and don't tell you they're recording. this is wh s why always got to bee careful when you answer the phone screen all your calls. >> yeah. phonscreen all your ca, be safe. i have i record everything i have minute in the bathroo m. eally. >> that's probably a little much. oh, really? yeah, i just. no no,, no, no, no, no, no.>> ys >> he needs all of it. yeah, that's exactly followingln the path of that greatg journalist, chuck berry. t >> but, you know, mosturna people the thing is, moslistt
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people don't have the, i guess, experience that portnoy has. if you were just an averageport joe, you would think the reporter haseris his best interests in mind. you know, might be really exciting if you're just a guy, a runs a restaurant, gets a call and wants to be impressed. i do' >> and so i don't thinkt that this guy's going to screw me over. and she was also like, dav scree dave. yeah. deep dave portnoy yeah. oh, yes, i yeah, i think i know who that is. like ow whot is., who admits what shs doing there when she says like, well, yeah, that was my most my pointed one. like, she is really trying to goamost pointednet people ing as big a reaction as possible. and like people whg o don't woro with reporters, that is their m.o. more often than notr, they they work their entire story. they get to the very end and i'm like, okayentire s, heru everything i've gotten that's terrible, especially in a hit piece. and i'm like, and need you to respond in 2 hours. you're like, thank you so much. it's -- it'sin twood luck.ank y industry. and he said it correctlyjournal dave portnoy said, is it a sad state of affairs for journalists? yeah, it's a good thin jo. >> ig we were up, able to see it coming up. he had the donations rolling
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are getting. and it's criminal. o yeah. . so it's like, this is disgusting, but we should be looking but w at a lot of other things the same way where they're like, oh, give m e money. that five hour video for the dogs have gone. i think they had really after. yeah. yeah. but, but the thing and it's like and if you do it like whenever they say like yeah you get a free t-shirt or hat. y save the money, put it-shirt towards the caus oe. the so this dude, it's like he's just, he's just taking a page of what we se mite all t time. but again, it's ridiculous. they shouldn't accept his money. they shouldn't allowhis him in the tournament. mhm. but he'll probably be one of many in thae of manngt wrongw in that tournament. >> chris. this is why i don't donate mone iy to charity. >> right. yeah. that's the reason i think he what he's saying though now i read more, he's saying that he has to keep the money because he said he thinks he has breast cancerhas br. you i was like, why don't you have ovarian cancer? we tale k like, what are you talking about undiagnosed? he says, yes. and he's like, i fee lck sick yeah. i'm like, you know? so, i mean, he's a mess.
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and. - yeah, i don't know. but i mean, i guess he isn't any legal, isn't it? isn't it somewhat something called fraud. it's got to bes right. >> yeah. oh he's literally running around trying to get cancer so >> doesn'tnning ar have to give the money back. >> yeah. that's aaron. aaron in the green room. you said en ro. >> how could you not admire his awfulness. i was shocked by. i didn't hi say that at all. and i just. we are allidn't sa on my phonene recording report. well, that's i definitely did not say that in the vote of or super , this guy is a super . >> yeah, you lie about havingisp cancer to go play pokeerr hed then you loses in like the first round anyways, so he's not even a good's player te and then he's not going to give the money back. i mean, there's a ton of things ba thingg with this guy and ittn seems to be like more mental than anything else aelse. yes, who does that to people who like it's like, yes, i'm dying. i don't know iyingf i'm ever goe to be able to play this poker game, so please help me. jake yeah. it's the only the only thing worse he could have done was like a mak e a wish foundationdation kind of thing and pretend he's a kid.
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pret he was like,kng and look, i said of cancer. look, the truth isis, i don'tt feel good. and it's possible that i might have cancer likei , welcome to being an american. >> yeah. s mighall of us might have canci yeah. none of us feel good, right? >> like, we don't feel good. ta, and how many, by the way, no matter the age, how many timesye do you think you might have cancer? >> oh, my. every day. yeah, that's it. yeah day. nd hit me on the web. if you google anything, they tell you that you probably havey p. and then also, if you look at the guy, you look at the picture of the guy. guy, it --i sure i always thougn that this is what people who watch poke tr tv look like. >> and now i know i'm right. he doesn'te. a lot of this stufs right? >> in fairness, he does look like a make-a-wish, he d. yeah, he does a little bit. yeah. he does not look healthy at al l .ev you know, whenever someone says the truth is just slap. yeaher somh is, jup , the truth. >> thank you.0 grhe actually made 30 grand from this page. no, no. pokeer place mr replace made 30t
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their partner is their best friend, which can be goo d, but also bad. >> is it good or is it bad? >>o spouse is not your best friend. yeah, well, spouse is not supposed to be your best frienur . >> you need to diversify your relationships. hmm. because who do you tal relationips.ky about your spouse with? >> yeah. you can't say everything face to.lationsh their face that would exhaust the relationship. yes. you need someone to talkne to tm behind their back with? mm-hmm. that is true oo. to nag >> that is true. to be a good wife. t yeah. yeah. i'm not going t all the timehe. to talk >> going to talk about him that he does not hear. right, rightm that h h, right. s that is healthy. but right now he's not answering me. i'm not going. tell mm tryi t him.he's n i'm trying to text. we have to go to the airport. he's not answering that upset. i'm not going to telotg l him. a >> i'm going to text my best's friend and say, can you believe don? doing it agai >> right. right. he's too. i knew this would happenhappen.. >> i'll tell all you guys. he's doing it again. yes. she's always latlways aye he says he won't be yet again. >> i think we're faced with it yet again. america aaron, what say you? >> i, i actually mean,ly
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i totally agree. you do need more than your best friend to be your spouse. this isn't middle schooldle sc d you can only have one best friend. you should be like like the person you're marriee the p to and want to spend time with then. but i also think you do need another best frien but i thinkui you can just absolutely tell them exactly how you feel in the moment. you feel it becaus f becausee and can't always probably be completely blunt and honest. >> wow . . >> you know, chris, i think i find people who say t that their spouse is their best friend to be very nosy. m >> i feel like because watchin my spouse is watching us, i'm supposed to say she's my best. either you're my best friend, ao you're like a hostage you could. >> yeah, you could strap it on tonight you can strap i. do i? i don't know. no. yeah, i think. i mean, i think i feel lik meane she's my best. i think she hates me. but some friends, you knowme frl it's what happens. yeah. i'm an idiot now. yeah, i'm late all the time. i'll take you to the airport, young. i'm ime.i'll tak you good?
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all right, iris, i'm sure you have a strong opinion this. >> listen, both of your stories were and amazing. i commend for that because you both have something in common. you're married to a ma to n whos fine with you, having friends and interest in dreams and liking things outdoors m of course. >> mine's my best friend. i. >> and see, what's cool about her is she doesn't need a best friend to to to complain about me because she just does it to my face. yes. yes. when? oh>>ur, my.. our friendship is so good. like there is no. i know what she thinks about me, how she feelabouscar. about how she feels about driving your car, how she feels about her eyebrow the appointments. i know all the secrets like you could. you couldn't put that amount amn of friendship and for any amount of money, anyt of all somebody kill me, anybody at all. but you could just the amazingl.
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