know, big for him. and, what's interesting is that senator kardon who will have to slip in and resume that role is retiring at the end of this term so we're looking at center sha heap per chance. this is a huge chairmanship is something that menendez, you know, he's a foreign policy guy, a huge part of his legacy in the senate so really is a huge blow for him to give that up and schumer right now is trying to toe the line of defending somebody in his caucus but also doing the right thing and taking away his chairmanship. charles: absolutely. alex thank you so much really appreciate it. >> thank you charles: don't forget folks we'll be back here tomorrow morning 10:00 a.m. eastern time cavuto live and check me out the market had an ugly ugly day ugly week, but don't despair i have your back. but right now i give you to the great hands of the folks at the five. they're next. ♪ >> jesse: hello everybody i'm

jesse watters along with judge jeanine pirro, jessica tarlov, kennedy and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five". ♪ >> jesse: the democrats climate change scam just got a huge reality check from one of the world's richest man. the al gores and aoc love to exaggerating climate warning constantly warning us how warning oceans will doom us. >> the only ex tra extensional crisis even more threatening than a nuclear war is global warming going above 1.5 degrees in the next 20, ten years. >> i've heard young leaders talk with me about a term they've coined called climate anxiety. right? which is fear of the future and the unknown of whether it makes sense for you to even think about having children, whether it makes sense for you to think about aspiring to buy a home

because what will this climate be? >> climate change is the crisis of our lifetime. we have an obligation to future generations to make sure that we have a planet for them to live on. >> that's what's boiling the oceans. creating these atmospheric rivers and the rain bombs and sucking the moisture out of the land and creating the droughts and melting the ice. >> jesse: but now the constant climate doomsday talk getting pushback from bill gates of all people. the billionaire says democrats are full of hot air. >> there's a lot of climate exaggeration, climate is not the end of the planet, the planet's going to be fine. we're not going to completely reverse development. so this is all nuchlts you know, will we hit 1.5? no. will we hit three degrees? no. it will be below, it will be in that range. the lower the better. and the, you know, the sense of progress that's important for people to see that emissions in many areas of could have down.

>> jesse: climate freaks in the media also love to exaggerating, the washington post is basically calling you a junky if you use your air conditioning when it's hot. check out the headline. addicted to cool. how the dream of air conditioning turned into the dark future of climate change. all right. judge, will bill gates's statement make an impact on the global warming hysterics? >> judge jeanine: no. >> jesse: no. >> judge jeanine: no. because the people who want us to be petrified that the world is coming to an end, and i think according to some it should have already come to an end, they just want to make sure that we live a minimalist life while they prosper based upon all the money they make from the green energy bill that was touted as the inflation reduction act. and, you know, while we suffer, they don't want us to have gas stoves, they don't want us to have fans, they don't want us to have gas cars, and they are just interested in making sure that

we're as miserable as possible. you shouldn't be eating meet. you shouldn't be doing anything that we're doing. but the truth is, it was very interesting reading the article that talked about gates, bloomberg as well as -- there were three of them. prince william. and they talked about the fact that not funding industries that emit heat-trapping gas, technology invasion, able to protect certain things and make sure there isn't that much in terms of carbon emission without changing our whole life style and telling us that we're just horrible people, at some point they're going to say don't have kids because they breathe too much air. it's ridiculous. >> jesse: greg my sources at the washington post news room tell me that thermostat is at 66. >> greg: this is my theory. the author was a man. this was to get in with the ladies. because who complains the most about how cold it is? >> jesse: it's cold in here. >> greg: it's the women at work. so he's the white knight fighting the office they were stat and throwing western

civilization under the bus calling everybody addicts. how much do you want to bet he wrote that story in an air conditioned room. and if he didn't then he's a lying sack of:by the way i love kamala talking about climate hysteria, which she is pushing, is creating mental anxiety among kids and young people. that's like a shop lifter complaining walgreens has locked up the expensive stuff. it's a marriage of culpability and stupidity. how much do you want to bet -- you said something, it was really surprising. you said something smart. >> what year was that? must have been a long time ago. >> greg: you were talking about when you focus on the specifics of an issue, the left falls apart. as long as they talk about something general whether it's air conditioning or something they can get away with it but if you ask them a pointed specific question. so you have an elderly grandmother on a hot sweltering day, remember people die during heat waves in france when their doctors were gone, you know,

well reported. she's -- say she's in a rest home on a sweltering day in august. does she not deserve air conditioning? how we answer that question? would he deny it? so i don't know. i think that it's nice to see all these people coming out and saying too much. but a lot of damage has been done. and they always blame capitalism for this, that was part of the whole argument here. but how do they explain china and communism and the contribution to the climate from that end? i think going after something that saved lives is a little rich in a world where you could actually point at obvious things that kill people, like, say, war, right? i mean, i imagine the ukraine war, it must not be good for the environment. it's definitely not good for the people. these idiots, they know what they're doing. when you saw that clip of them all sandwiched together. it is he a consult but it's a sophisticated consult driven by a white combination of virtue signaling and self-loathing.

and i think that they need to live in their own damn nation, just the way migrants were buffed to these cities, somehow they've got the walk the walk and we have to force them to do it by going into their homes and taking their air conditioning. >> jesse: turn off the thermostat at the washington post news room let's see how productive they are. >> greg: one more point. run by jeff bezos, who uses the most air conditioning? amazon bans delivering to your front porch. >> his super yacht is colder than a morgue, absolutely true. >> because a lot of dead bodies. >> that's fun, i haven't seen that on crime day. we absolutely need more innovation and we need more ways of taking heat out of the air because that's what air conditioning is, i watch a lot of this old house. that's a recent development. but how do you think you're going to sell people on this consult? if everything about the consult -- because traditionally colts are like, okay, we have to suffer a little bit here, but

when we get there, there will be abundance. there's no abundance in this scheme. you can't have kids, you've got to smell like stinky germans who live in unair conditioned dwellings, you can't eat what you want, you can't go where you want because we have to end fossil fuels that means no more driving, no more flying, no more super yachts. but they're completely unserious because innovation comes from capitalism number one, and, number two, we're not going to do anything unless we embrace nuclear energy. if you want clean abundant power, which is how you power civilizations, you have to have a conversation ongoing about nuclear energy. they don't want to do it, even though the facts and the evidence damn their poorly cobbled together thesis. >> jesse: you've pulled bill gates many times on this show jessica. now that he says it's a panic attack and humans will adapt and it's not going to be doomsday. would you like to continue your

praise or change positionings >> jessica: it's actually the first time one of your lies i'm okay with. i do like bill gates, i don't think i've praised him many times on this show but i think he's an incredible innovator and one of most exciting americans we've ever had. >> jesse: very exciting >> jessica: what he's given us he is that exciting and he's talking moderating your life style. that's the thing. you pick something off and you run all the way in the opposite direction with it. like he said, you know, climate change isn't real, or don't change the way that you live at all. that's not what he's saying. he's saying the world isn't going to end by 2028 or whatever it is that aoc says, and bill gates gives a ton of money to fight climate change let's be clear, tens of millions of dollars from the bill and melinda gates foundation, an investment firm called break through energy. he doesn't believe in the fact that man is making this worse. and the air conditioning guy, he's not talking about no air conditioning. >> jesse: what's he talking about? .

>> jessica: he seas saying if you go to -- i don't know how you keep your house, i like it cold at 67 degrees let's say. >> jesse: whoa, nice and cold jessica >> jessica: the point is can you keep your house at 72 degrees, 73 degrees, and i lived in england for six years. we didn't have air conditioning at all and i was not an elderly woman at that time that was going to --. >> greg: at that time >> jessica: i am now. going to be 40 next year. but people do it. and that was the point of the piece, to just say that there are people in developed nations, right, this isn't someone sweating it out -- >> jesse: but they aspire to it >> jessica: yes they aspire to take care of the planet. >> jesse: no they aspire to be comfortable in the summer >> jessica: americans do but if you go into like a car dealership in texas during the summer, you don't get how cold it is in there? it's like 62 degrees. >> that's because they all have nuclear power in their dealerships in texas >> jessica: just be moderate in the way you approach this. you don't have to give up meet.

>> greg: like telling people what to do. i'm tired of it jessica >> jessica: someone have a mirror around? >> jesse: mirror mirror on the wall >> jessica: who has the fairest glasses of them all. >> jesse: four eyes friday. thank you very much. >> judge jeanine: in solidarity with jesse. >> jesse: hopefully i won't have these on monday. ahead even the democrats are sick of sloppy fetterman after his dress down embarrassment. ♪

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♪ >> judge jeanine: even democrats can't stand the sight of their sloppy colleague. john fetterman looking like your local car mechanic while presiding over the senate this week right after chuck schumer relaxed the chambers dress code. the dem's man child wearing a baggy button down shirt knee length shorts and sneakers while

meeting with ukrainian president zelenskyy. now his fellow colleagues who include democrats have had enough of this disgraceful attire. >> i think we need to have standards when it comes to what we're wearing on the floor of the senate. i can't understand exactly what he was thinking at that point. >> i don't like it, and i think it would have been better if we had a discussion about it ahead of time. >> my mom's upset. she said, you know, we sent you to the senate, you went out, you buy all these nice suits and now they get rid of the dress code. >> chuck schumer swung the floor, this is a bar people can shuffle over and probably will. >> i think the people of pennsylvania are embarrassed. i'm embarrassed for them. >> judge jeanine: but it's all a big joke to senator slob. >> of course, i've heard about it. i've heard some people are upset about that, and the right have been like losing their mind. they're just like, oh, my god, you know, dogs and cats are living together and, you know, like i said, aren't there more

important things we should be talking about rather than if i dress like a slob? >> judge jeanine: you know, it's kind of interesting jesse. he says aren't there more important things that we should be talking about? but isn't it interesting that chuck schumer makes a decision that, with all the issues going on in the country, he decides that he wants to pretty much lower the dress code for fetterman, of all people. >> jesse: he doesn't have a reason to like a slob. he's no different than anybody else. i'm going to pull a dana perino. peggy new and in wrote a beautiful piece in the wall street journal today. when you ask less of people they're going to give you less. and she says, fetterman's a phoney because he was born into a rich family and went to harvard. he's not some man of the people. he's a fraud. by dressing appropriately, you're showing respect for your colleagues. you're respecting the institution which is supposed to be the world's greatest deliberative body, pre eminent

men set foot on those haloed grounds >> jessica: and ladies. >> jesse: of course. public servants make sacrifices. you have to go out of your way to look good. you don't just roll out of bed. it shows inner discipline that you can comport yourself in a proper way and it shows modesty to reflect the fact that, you know, you might not want to dress like that, but you have to dress like that because you are adhering to the standards of everybody else that your colleagues are. and it shows america that you respect them. and it shows that you care about the institution and you're modeling your behavior for young people. but he doesn't care about any of that. he thinks he deserves more. he thinks he deserves an exception to the rule, and he doesn't. he's just like everybody else. >> judge jeanine: you know, what's interesting jessica is that in october fetterman said something like, i'm going to only wear what you're supposed to wear and whatever the dress code is. meanwhile, schumer changes the policy for him >> jessica: yeah, i thought, remember it was just a couple

months ago that we were debating whether it was okay to wear like in betweeny sneakers because hakeem jeffries had a rubber sole on his they were basically leather and everyone basically agreed you should be able to wear nice sneakers that we evolved to this. i didn't expect this, thought maybe casual suit and tie. i do agree we have bigger issues and senator fetterman promised republicans if they pass a bill and keep the government open that he would be happy to wear a suit. but i am quite old fashioned this way. i still get dressed up to go to the theater. i don't go on an airplane dressed like a slob. i think it's important to look nice for the people that you're around. it makes you sit up straighter as well yourself. and it was interesting, the dichotomy, because obviously this was a big story yesterday, and i was watching senator fetterman speaking at a hearing and it was really touching what

he was talking about, about his difficulties after his stroke processing what people were saying to him and uses his device, right, to make sure he's not missing what people are saying and i was wondering at that moment, are there folks that aren't listening to the content of what he's saying which is so important for people who have gone through a stroke or who are disabled and have trouble with this, because they are consumed that he's wearing a t-shirt or something like that. and i will also say, kyrsten sinema has sat up there, the democratic senator from arizona, wearing like a little denim vest. and i remember no one said anything about that. that feels on par with wearing an over-sized t-shirt. >> judge jeanine: okay. all right. he looks like a car mechanic, kennedy. he looks like, day after day -- why is he wearing a hoodie? why is he presiding over the senate in shorts? >> kennedy: are we going to do that for every single senator? every single one who has a pack

dill 0 or special need. >> judge jeanine: he doesn't have a special need since we heard about him. >> kennedy: no, he doesn't. 's like the oldest gen-z'er in congress and he's 54 years old but he's acting like a 21 year old, like i need self care and i need this to be about me. it has nothing to do what he's gone through and i have a great deal of sympathy for the amount of time that he spends in treatment for his depression which i really think that that was incredibly brave of him to come out and talk about that. >> judge jeanine: i think he's doing well now. >> kennedy: this is unnecessary, completely unnecessary. and yes there should be decorum in the upper chamber of the united states congress. i'm sorry, but there are really few rules that we have left and, yeah, it's a very small price to pay. dr. oz is looking at this going i'm a world class heart surgeon, really pennsylvania? that's number one, and kyrsten sinema, she's putting on like pasty's and skirt made of little cocktail umbrella's going keep

the rule as it is. i'm going in. >> judge jeanine: greg, if you were a united states senator what would you wear? >> greg: you know it would be chaps. yeah, they say dress for the job you want. apparently he wants to catch rats down by the wharf. but he shouldn't be dressing for himself he should be dressing for his constituents. and i think that's what -- the fact that he mocks people who are earnestly registering disgust over it and actually being quite nice about it, to laugh at them and he said it's the right. it's not the right. you heard all those dems. i wish dems would speak up about more lax standards, that would be nice, perhaps when it comes to crime and immigration, i wish they were just as pissed off about that, but i'm happy they found their limit in apparel. but you mentioned depression, and it's interesting. depression causes people not to do things, not to take care of them themselves and one of the things psychologists and therapists say is you try to control the things around you,

right? make your bed. you know, concentrate -- exercise. work on your grooming and appearance. that's the foundation for a better life. if you can't do that, it's likely that you can't do other things. and, again, it's for your constituents, it's pot for you. but it feels like another example of where the standards that we had in the past can be mocked. it's like, oh, that's so stupid. it's like, oh, you're so upset cats and dogs living together. no, we're not that upset. we just think less of you. we think less of you. by the way, i don't think his dress is the worst thing about him. it's the stuff he believes. didn't he chase a black dude with a gun? >> judge jeanine: yeah. >> greg: maybe that's where he wears shorts because it's easier. >> judge jeanine: to run. >> greg: to chase. >> judge jeanine: yeah. all right, ahead, is this a new anti racism scam. a liberal author is being investigated after tens of millions of dollars go missing. ♪ ♪

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♪ ♪ >> hello and welcome back first it was blm going belly up and now there are serious concerns america's top racism guru has squandered tens of millions of dollars. dr. ebram x kennedy made a fortune lecturing white liberals how hateful they are on his 2019 book, how to be anti racist. watch. >> actually, teaching people to see racism. there's a difference. race is a mirage but racism is real. do you know who's most likely to be harmed by racism? our children. and do you know who we're least

likely to engage about it? our children. >> our children, yes. >> that's what's compelling me to do this work. >> kennedy: he's really doing the lourdes work. after the death of george floyd boston university hired dr. kennedy as a professor and allowed him to raise tens of millions of dollars for a anti racist research center. huge mistake, they've launched an inquiry over the allegations of financial mismanagements. it has only produced two research papers since it started and just had to lay off half the staff. a former employee describes dr. kennedy as some sort of power drunk tyrant. one professor who works there is asking what happened to the money? quote. it's pretty hard for me to imagine they blew through 30 million in two years, we have reached out to dr. kendi for comment we haven't heard back. that's surprise. why where do you think the money went? that's a lot of money, $30 million for a research center. >> judge jeanine: $30.02 papers

in two years. now, if you have 30 people on staff -- no, not 30. >> kennedy: 45. >> judge jeanine: 45 people and now they're down to like 25, they cut it in half, whatever the number is. so you didn't pay them that $30 million. so it's either embezzlement, some kind of fraud or, you know, it is, you know, being used for something we don't know about. and the sad part about this is that it's disappointing that all the money that was raised in the aftermath of george floyd, whether by blm or this gentleman, was not used for those in continuer city, for those who needed it the most, for young kids, for education. you know, for this guy who, you know, is apparently an ego maniac who comes out and says, you know, i've got two papers and i know everything there is to know about what's going on. and the problem is that, with blm and with this, and with the destruction that happened after george floyd, the neighborhoods and the businesses and the communities, the precedent is

there now. everybody knows that you can burn down buildings and neighborhoods and businesses if you're upset about it and there won't be any consequences to you. and, you know, this guy, you know, is -- he's a disappointment and he lectures us on what's wrong with our culture when in reality it's what's wrong with him. >> kennedy: yeah, and you had a lot of people working at the center who really looked up to him and wanted to continue the work that he had started. and they're his most vocal critics saying he is an authoritarian, he is abusive and there are a lot of redunn deignss there and they have no idea where the money went. so are people being racist questioning the good doctor? >> jessica: oh, i don't think -- i haven't even heard that which is a nice break from the usual conversations about these things. he said they're moving to a, quote, flip model. we will a see how that goes. >> greg: that's sexist.

women can't be fellows. >> good point, greg. >> greg: thank you >> jessica: i think we can. >> greg: okay fellow >> jessica: okay. things like this happen in higher education too often. and, you know, people who are critics of them say well, the money could have been spent this way. this happens on both sides right you have your pet projects or ideas that you this i are more important, we could have taken that $30 million and done this. i wish there was infinite money that we make sure we eradicate all problems facing us in society but spending money on something like this, which, by the way, for boston university, gets a lot of kids to want to come there, right, to be part of these conversations, gets academics to want to lead wherever they are to come to be part of this anti racist center. i hope they get to the bottom of wherever this money is going and also take a long look at the unbelievable amount of money that is pumped through these institutions and not doing what you should be doing with the money which is educating kids

and giving kids more of a shot of going to these institutions, more scholarship money living off endowments rather than taking and taking and taking. >> kennedy: they are taking from the federal government. the more you have the federal government involved -- it's not surprising boston university fell for a scam like this, is isn't it. >> jesse: no, no one could have ever seen this coming kennedy, not in a million years would this guy lose $30 million. jessica, this doesn't happen all the time. when do people just lose $30 million? i've never seen this happen. $30 million is gone. and this guy is like getting investigated by boston university? how about the irs gets involved? how about the u.s. attorney up in the commonwealth of massachusetts gets involved. this is a massive scam. and everyone's dancing around it because he's black. you know, who cares what color he is? he just stole $30 million, which could have been used for scholarships for african americans at boston university. and that's the point. when you're in the racism

industry, you don't want racism to go away. you want to perpetuate it and that's what he was doing. he was teaching people to see racism. think about how crazy that is. he wasn't trying to get rid of racism, he was teaching people to go in and look for racism wherever they could find it. now, it's funny that racism's going away but the racism industry is getting bigger. and i just hope that this guy spends lots of time behind bars, because that's what he deserves. >> racism in order to get it to go a way. >> jesse: you don't people to make up racism like the professor that created it. they found out he fraudulently con conducted the research and now he's been fired. institutional racism is fake. >> kennedy: it's racist if we don't bring greg in. >> greg: that's true because i identify as a black man. people don't go to bu for this they go there to drink.

no parent wants their kid to go through this nonsense. it's a great scam, he married the accusations of racism to not funding his is ca paid. because if blm taught us anything besides how to riot it is that there are millions of white virtue signaling folks ready and eager to part with their money so they won't be called racist. it's a great scam. i give them credit. as for his employees now turning on him, we talked about this before. you never hire people who put their pronouns in their resume because they're making a personal demand up front and they're going to turn on you because it's all about me, me, me. how ironic is it that the king of oppression is now accused of being an oh presser by the very people he hired. red flag for trouble. you don't hire those people. he did. i love it, i love it. >> now the people he hired are trying to fire the professor: up next the mystery of why the f-35 fighter jet continues, but

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♪ ♪ >> jessica: welcome back, it's time for the fastest. first up, a south carolina man is going viral after hilariously recreating the sound of the missing f-35 jet as it crashed near his home. >> on sunday, white said he was in his bathroom shaving when he heard the plane. >> and i heard a screeching, sort of between a screech and a whistle. i said what in the world is this? >> jessica: i wasn't expecting that. like i watched that and didn't think it could sound like that, and yet it did. greg? >> greg: i think we found a fill-in for the judge. [laughter] >> greg: that's all i got >> judge jeanine: that's all you got? >> greg: he should do the news for all the stories. he should do all the stories,

can do all the sound effects. >> judge jeanine: he's good. >> jesse: he's on my show monday night. >> greg: really? >> jesse: i hope >> jessica: if you're watching. >> jesse: if you're watching. >> kennedy: he's actually filling in for bret baier. >> judge jeanine: study in opposites. >> kennedy: what happened with that plane? >> jessica: oh, that's too serious. >> jessica: up next, david brooks getting roasted on line after posting this tweet. this meal just cost me $78 at newark airport this is why americans think the economy is terrible ample very. >> and now he's getting dumped on because of the claim. he said the reason it was so high is because 80% of the meal was his drinks. >> kennedy: yeah he had two double bourbons $29 apiece so yes it's expensive to drink at the airport. it would be cheaper for him to become a member of the united

lounge. >> jessica: jesse? he did this but then he disappeared from the internet for an entire day. like not log into your phone? just wanted to set this off and then fly off into the distance. >> jesse: this is a new york times guy who tries to relate to the average man. >> judge jeanine: yep. >> jesse: and tries to humble brag about how much booze he's drinking while flying to some nice location. and it blew up in his face and i think it's fantastic. i really don't like this. i don't like people trying to act like they're down to earth. that's my zone. >> judge jeanine: yeah. and you know what? you know what infuriates me? he didn't leave a tip. >> jesse: he didn't? >> judge jeanine: the guy did not leave a tip. that's what i think it says. new york post -- let's do burger fries, 17 -- >> jesse: well now i like him. >> judge jeanine: oh, no, that's terrible. and you know what? he's supposed to be a fact checker right? >> jessica: he's an opinion

columnist. >> judge jeanine: doesn't matter, you give an opinion based on what you think are the facts. >> jesse: what kind of per diem do they have at the times? >> judge jeanine: do they know he's drinking double bourbons? >> jessica: they do now. greg. >> greg: he's kind of a d bag, have you ever met him? >> jesse: no. >> greg: i met him once before i got world famous when i was just a nobody. i was at a friend's book party and i went up to tell him that i enjoyed his book. and he just like basically just dismissed me. and it was because i worked at men's health and that was -- i couldn't help him in any way and i'll never forget that what a -- i almost said a bad word. >> jesse: same thing happened to me i went up to william sapphire at the yacht club [laughter]. >> for a fundraiser. >> jesse: for a fundraiser and i go up and say i am a huge fan of your columns sir and he goes you have great taste. >> greg: that's kind of charming. >> judge jeanine: that's okay. that's a good line. >> greg: he wasn't charming.

he fumbled through his words i believe this was a deliberate humble brag, please look at me and my expensive whiskey. he's a pre temp sus gas bag, that's what he was doing >> jessica: fan mail friday is up next. ♪

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♪ because the night >> judge jeanine: pat benatar. >> greg: bad techno of good songs the new theme. fan mail friday, i want to start with you kennedy because i have a feeling you would know the answer from cheryl. what kind of secret society would you like to start? >> kennedy: i would like to start a freedom society. >> greg: that's nice. >> kennedy: yeah where we all love freedom we want to end the fed we think taxation is theft and we want to hang out we just want to be left alone >> jessica: isn't that the libertarian party. >> kennedy: that is a suggestion. >> greg: when you were a kid je jesse did you ever start a secret club. >> jesse: no but i've always been fascinated bike scull and bones igo out in the woods. >> jesse: i was invited to the grove one time and couldn't make

it and now i regret it. i should have dropped everything and gone to the grove. >> heaven's gait. >> greg: yeah, people's temple. >> jesse: that i'm glad i missed out on. >> greg: jessica what kind of secret society would you have >> jessica: i think i would have something around nba fandom but really just the personal stories not like the actual playing. but i'm fascinated by the illuminati. like what have you got under that cape and whatever. >> greg: none dare call it a conspiracy. bet somebody at home knows that. >> judge jeanine: i would like to be part of a secret society and the topic would be a secret. how's that for fast? >> greg: interesting. that is good. what makes you think i'm not part of one. >> oh! >> jesse: mason. >> greg: this is from diane. if you could uninvent something, what would you choose? it's in the answer. it's in the answer for me anyway. >> jesse: you would uninvent yourself? iuninvent the un. i just came up with that.

>> judge jeanine: that is brilliant. >> greg: thank you. judge what would you uninvent? >> judge jeanine: i would uninvent a vacuum. >> greg: why? >> judge jeanine:. >> judge jeanine: because i have to use it all the time >> jesse: then you would have a broom instead. >> judge jeanine: but i'm good with a broom. >> jesse: that's what i heard [laughter]. >> greg: cause for something you don't like >> jessica: i have a lot of those. i could go back to my trusty juicer problem. >> greg: blame it on the juice. [laughter]. >> greg: she did this all the time. >> jesse: self-loathing juice >> jessica: that's part of our charm by the way but not that kind of juicer. i don't like electric bikes in the city. i understand -- but they're very dangerous and they shouldn't be out there like that. >> greg: fair point. one of the guests of my show got hit >> jessica: is he okay? >> greg: yeah, he's fine. the family got a big settlement. he's dead. >> jesse: i think i would uninvent the iphone.

i i know people think that's dumb but remember those days before the iphone you had to call people on a land line and wonder if they were there or could you disappear out in the wild and no one would find you. we're killing our eyes with these things, i think it's making us fat and stupid. >> greg: at least you. >> that's why jesse's wearing glasses. >> kennedy: i i would uninvent cats. i don't like them. well, tough. i don't like them. >> greg: i can't believe i'm going to say the internet but i've had it with the internet. >> jesse: then you have to go to the library and stuff. >> judge jeanine: then you would have to go to encyclopedia. >> greg: i love them, sew exciting when you get a new one snoop you have to sit on them? >> judge jeanine: that's it? >> greg: that's it. one more thing is up next. ♪ more techno ♪ i brought in ensure max protein with 30 grams of protein. those who tried me felt more energy in just two weeks! uuuhhhh... here, i'll take that! woohoo! ensure max protein, 30 grams of protein, 1 gram of sugar.

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thing," judge. >> all right, everybody on on hannity tonight talking about menendez p menendez. what a mess. kind of parallels between him and biden but that's another issue. but, tonight, i want to talk to you about one of the best catches of all time texas high school football game. had nothing to do with any of the players or anyone in the field or anyone watching in the stands. as the hometown kicked for an extra point, the ball sailed through the uprights; however, because there were no nets the ball was able to travel through and over the fence. somehow, get, this a passersby was able to grab from their passenger window as they drove by. having no part in the game and they scored the extra point. actually, the guy driving by, the passenger had the window down. the ball goes in and catches it. >> jesse: that's a great thing. >> greg: my favorite one more thing in 13 years. >> judge jeanine: first time you have met it. >> jessica: he met it.

>> greg: tonight's show todd piro probably don't know him. cat tyrus. animals are great. animals are great ♪ animals are great >> greg: ever see a gator with half a mouth? well, you are about to. forget this gator. i think his trapper got caught in a propeller and he lost half his mouth and survived off eating snails and frogs. is he rescued and now lives in gator alexander in florida. he doesn't have a name, so they are looking for suggestions. that's why i'm doing. this we should figure out a name for half mouth and right now i'm just calling him half mouth. >> upgrade. >> what does he look like? >> some of those people that don't have the dentures in. >> sorry, greg, you are just too mean. but i'm going to be mean right now. stephen a. smith, played professional -- college basketball. i thought he had an arm, look at that he hopped it in.

on the grass. tried to throw it from the rubber. i'm sorry stephen a. but that wasn't very good. tonight, "jesse watters primetime" lauren boebert. >> greg: is she upset? >> jesse: what's the big deal? we are going to talk about the government shutdown. >> greg: is she on set? >> jesse: do you want me to ask her about beetle juice? >> kennedy: lauren boobert? >> >> girl power. >> did you go did you, girl. >> jessica: taylor swift instagram surge leading 35,000. tuesday national voter registration day. posting story urging them to do so. 8 million votes. >> greg: don't do it. don't vote. jessica jessica everyone vote. you go, girl. >> jesse: have a good weekend, everybody. ♪ ♪