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>> greg: [laughs] yeah? i like it. i like it, yeah! alright, alright, alright, alright. happy tuesday, everybody. after no interruption. the dems lean into corruption. it is tuesday. you know what that means. ♪ ♪ >> ♪ we will take your money owed don't ask where it is going anomic swiss bank accounts are overflowing ♪ ♪ stealing and no one bats an eye ♪ ♪ did you not notice ♪ ♪ just ask the produce ♪ ♪ financial crimes can be fun sometimes ♪ ♪ if you like [indistinct] ♪ ♪ joined the dnc ♪ ♪ it is that to be ♪ ♪ when you are the face of
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corruption ♪ [cheers and applause] >> greg: yeah. [laughs] yeah. if you remember that song, you probably own an acorn stair lift. [laughter] let's discuss the clinton global initiative not to be confused with bill clinton's oral initiative. organization announced the cgr ukraine action network. allegedly to help rebuild that war-torn country and provide humanitarian aid. and like most cugr, it seems convincing until you take a closer look. here is how it works. the dems sent ukraine a bunch of money. your money by the way. to blow stuff up and then the dems sent a bunch of those a bunch more of your money to fix the stuff that just got blown up. and of course, they get a taste of that catch. what a great system, right? rebuild, destroy, rebuild. and the dems get paid both ways. it is the old mafia trick. bunch a bunch of bust a bunch of
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storefront windows and open a window repair chubb. the clients have those have set their greedy fingers on ukraine. does have extreme sneaking cigars into small spaces. [laughs[chuckles. [. just don't ask henry why the rush russian reset did not work. or that a decade ago obama told us to forget about russia. the biggest challenge was freeing women from mid mommy's binders. member with obama said the 1980s are calling to ask for their foreign policy back. these he is about as good at predictions as he is at hoops. [laughter] >> oh! >> greg: the '80s did call just to say you they're glad you stopped eating dog. people forget that clearly our audience to. [laughter]
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he 8 a dog. look it up -- he ate a dog. look it up the russians are certainly back. one must ask where was the clinton global initiative during the term of years. hill we try to convince everybody there was russian collusion. but her cgr group laid dormant like her gym membership for the entire four years. know whether they hated trump. the gravy train ride up like a stain on an interim's dress. [laughter] now the -- the trip is out of office, hillary is back in a big way and she is making a killing. that choice of words on my part. but it is weird how that works, right? putin weeding into a democrat was in the white house to the invaded ukraine and the cash is flowing to dems. the clintons are not the only ones who got those who figured out how to profit from other people's misfortune. ibram x. kendi, x stands for extra races, responding after a center for so-called antiracist
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research, 20 to 30 million books while only releasing two research papers in two years. one of the process of 500 pages of the word "honky." candy does not want you to be as does his neighbor unless you are guilty corporation with cash to print. where did all that money go. what is be you have to show for it? couldn't that money. student loans for our history majors so they don't harass me for tips at starbucks? and how is it antiracist to build a bunch of suckers out of the proto. only is cool dumb enough to accept aoc as a student would fall for that crap. but candy rogers has responded to the controversy." there will always be people who critique the top of someone else." that is your literal job description. you arthur relton tomatoes of race. according to con artist, racism means any criticism of ibram x.
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kendi including asking why he was headed 30 million euros to squander. got his big pay day and you all can just fend for yourselves. the way this guy operates with make al sharpton blush. i'm sorry but that will always be my favorite shark tank. so much there to a hug. it all that is not curt initially corrupt for you, how about bob menendez. the feds found an untold fortune in gold bars stashed away at his house. , the hell does he think he is, will he domain, he allegedly gave tons of cash and windbreakers. funny usually when i hear democrat, and windbreakers, i think of eric swalwell. >> iy. >> the president used taxpayer dollars to as the ukrainians to help him cheat an election. [laughter] >> greg: it is an oldie but a smelly. minute is' job was chairman of
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the foreign relations committee. which is a lot like tony soprano working in waste management. it is just a cover to get bribes from foreign powers because they always need something in return. say didn't joe biden had that job, too? hard to believe. someone dumber than hundred when it comes to hiding bribes. even he did not say, given to be in gold and pieces just like a pirate. it is the second time indicate that when it is has gotten busted for corruption and probably get away with it again because dems do look after their own. when you are democrat corruption is just a fact of life. make a big speech about rebuilding ukraine or stopping racism or whatever and then on your own targets. -- pockets. the people you claim to be helping may or may not benefit at all but you should do. encryption comes in all colors. white, black, brown, or whatever. only, only, they really care about is green. or in the case of the bidens, white? worst of all, this money is
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mostly your money. which they say as their money. the use political power for financial gain. and as long as their politics looked left, nothing can stop them. it makes you wonder if you chose the wrong political side or should you really actually were an honest job for a living? one thing is for sure, no one like the big guy, no one is putting aside 10% for us. [cheers and applause] let's welcome tonight's guests. he is proof that playing soccer causes head trauma. host of one nation and fox & friends, brian kilmeade. [cheers and applause] >> she is as voracious as she is loquacious. host of the fox from podcast, emily compagno. [cheers and applause] as a resident of l.a., her favorite hobby is running for her life. fox business correspondent kelly o'grady. and finally, people are surprised that someone is
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attractive is also funny. comedian joe mackie. [cheers and applause] bryan cook the clintons love money as much as you love the limelight. are really don't have anything after that. >> brian: you won't be to win? >> greg: yeah. >> brian: ukraine needs to be built but i feel better if frank salud was doing it. i know that many would get there. since when is she ever producing money for charities or an organization? that actually did anything to give her power and influence? i cannot believe she is teaming up with the investor of ukraine. there's gotta be a better team. the supported. number two is i actually think ukraine -- the russian invasion of that ukraine is criminal and any to fight back. but i also have trouble sleeping because i'm on the safe side as sean penn and hillary clinton. so i definitely -- therapist with maybe the therapist who goes to your office every day. you can sign her down. travel and it is strange
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bedfellows and excusing all sorts of behavior like for example, line is in a nazi in canada, brian. >> brian: you are talking about justin trudeau? >> greg: he is not a nazi. >> brian: it happens. it happens to all of us once a while. i make the most evil man that ever walked the planet. i. trophy. >> greg: it turns out he is a nazi. that is a big deal. so emily, isn't this why they do not want trump back in office and they are fighting so hard because trump -- if trump does not win, or if trump wins, there goes the gravy train again. >> emily: absolutely and keep in mind that this is right after we that we left behind upwards of $83 billion of assets in afghanistan. that is our money. right quick thanks to and him. we know. $175 million worth of drugs along.
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we left more planes and air. there left behind in afghanis afghanistan. then other nato nations have on their own and out to your point, tax money is now going to ukraine so the dorey memory that taxpayers are subjected to means that we are supposed to forget about the debauchery and the multi millions and billions that have already seen in ghost spent and invested. to your point that they are to the rim in, no thanks to esua is weird talked to earlier, the age of new york,'s continual persecution of the trump foundation. their charity can do no wrong can do meronk wrong but the term is certainly the subject of criminal and civil investigations. can i make one quick point about the candy thing. >> sure. >> she just interrupted herself. i was politely asking for permission. his equipment was that women and people of, he says or how to unfair standards when they start, he said, i just -- are asking for a -- canon leaders of organizations be given time to
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develop, attempt to make mistakes. no, the whole point is able to 30 million in two years, yes, you're going to get asked. >> greg: color, it states quarter and sucked, that is, they're going to be asked out. i guess except for bill clinton. >> greg: there you go. [applause] >> everyone has los -- >> greg: kelly o'grady. go-tos you could kelly o'grady. >> kelly: good to be here. >> greg: i feel like i need a pint of guinness after. 5:00 somewhere. so let me ask you this. so you see this -- you see menendez and the attacks on him are racist. kathy says it is a tax on places. it is kind of unfair to clintons because they can't say that. [laughter] >> : i'm sure they would find a way if they could. or sexist, or, if hillary is jumping in. i just see this and i get so frustrated because i agree with you, ryan. we do need to rebuild ukraine. but why aren't we putting some of that money towards the chaos
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that is in our own backyard? he said i'm running for my left out in los angeles. i can confirm that that is correct. i have a french bulldog as well. name is spanky. >> does he fart? >> kelly: every single nypl every single night. i'm walking around trying to make sure that the stock does not get stolen. we have cameras everywhere. why can't we put some of that money towards that instead of, you know, more and more money to ukraine. oh, wait, we would have to be reminded that it is liberal policies that created that. we don't want to highlight the. from and so we care more about a border across the globe than our very own border, brian, that in your -- >> brian: you can do two things. i can so. treatment know, you can't. let's go to joe mackie, the sexist man alive. [applause] you are a big crittenton. you have been a huge follower of his recent statement. this must really this, you.
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>> joe: i have to check my wikipedia page. you mentioned the mafia and the more lock and it is like the mafia. you have to pay for protection. we are no crime goes on. we know that there's a lot of republicans and democrats that somehow go into office and place poor and come out rich and to get these speaking agreements for more money than you get paid for joe machi stand-up show. you know? it does not make any financial sense to anybody really. but the problem is you just have to take the bribes on the right side. you know? it is like menendez and against obama with cuba. he went against biden with iran. and he is getting investigated but hillary clinton having people take harris to service, nothing happened. that is what university people like on the wrong side. no border -- know when bucks the
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comes to dugarte. terminus. does anyone try to bribe you to a certain joe? >> joe: no. they usually -- they call them out. but when they know the joke, it is not funny because they know. the answer. >> that is such a good park. the other thing is if you did any of the behavior in the private sector you would go to person. >> the black lives matter thing is the most underreported, focusing. i cannot believe how much money is in. how much money has gone and no one paid the price for it and everyone is afraid to say, hey, we put in 10, 30, josh and absolutely nobody running the organization. nobody has gotten better. no one has gotten educated. that story that he gave me to read, i did do my homework. >> greg: yeah. >> 30 milliliters. they were supposed to one of the groups were supposed to get a grant to a high school group to go to africa to learn more and often money is gone. are. and the kids just disbanded the organization and going to go and everyone is out of money and no one gets prosecuted it is incredible. >> greg: you have to admit that is a terrible trip for spring break. >> it is a longwood drive. heivly longwood drive picker-upper up next
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>> greg: the excuses never let up for the person who has fallen and can't get up. a true is putting approval troubles. is all about preventing future stumbles. so but he reportedly has a so-called don't trip plan that includes wearing sneakers instead of dress shoes. it is designed to work hand-in-hand with his patented don't die plan. [laughter] but it is nice to see joe plan for something besides ice cream and next. and so as actor's reports, members of his and restoration are terrified he would have another bad fall like this do see. [applause] [cheers and applause]
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he makes humpty dumpty look like mary lou morton. i have not seen a temple that hard since kilmeade's shoes were tied together. it is not just orthopedic footwear. biden has also been working with a therapist to improve his balance. he has gotten so good he can sniff a young girl. 's hair while standing on one leg. [laughter] and he has been using the short stairs on air force one boarding the plane on a lower deck than before. he is so confident he cannot board the plane without a helmet and a zip line. and they are already adjusting his wardrobe, too. ♪ ♪ [laughter] that is funny. but while biden gets a pep in his death, his brain could use a boost, too because he is going up basic letters. watch. >> president biden: i'm pleased to announce we are working with congress to address $40 billion in our pacific islands infrastructure initiative.
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we call the pr anyway. it doesn't matter what we call it. that is what it is. >> greg: thank god. evan brown struggling with the alphabet is just the -- is this the presidency or a field sobriety test? what is joe going to say? >> i never liked those acronyms anagram -- they are letters. it is too many letters. i was talking about the pacific island initiative. p.i. -- magnum p.i.. [laughter] they are good guys. pacific island people. it is hard to say. they are all asians, right? let's just say that. we used to just called all chinese. it is easy. >> greg: emily -- [applause] emily cook i know this is taking
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pot shots like this is easy. his stumbling the biggest problem? i think there's other things that are pretty bad like his actual ideas. >> emily: i think they are small symbols and symptoms of the huge problem which is that he is mentally incompetent and he is unfit to serve. that is one of the many examples. i find it appalling and not funny anymore than -- it is definitely funny. but it is appalling to me that our president scoffs at the prrs that hthe prrs that he was there was there to ignore pacific islanders that he does not the cure to be a current when he because the publisher of the island. no, -- this guy called aloe, jay boyd. in a sermon where he was being honored. how many more times do we have to take these as isolated incidents when all they do is convey that he is anything but appropriate, anything but honorable enough to hold that office. to be is the same thing as being
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better man in a hoodie. we can focus on him wearing a hoodie put the whole point is he is wearing a hoodie because he is unfit to serve. he does not have the capacity. neither does him. he is appalling to me. robin at the pacific islanders hockey team. you are a reporter. what is the scuttlebutt? i mean, it seemed to me that the reporters would refrain from talking about this. are in the gates now open? >> kelly: well, it seems like they are starting to be. you are seeing more and more media outlets talking about this. and that recent nbc news poll, 75% of voters are right about his mental fitness. or story, his physical fitness, his mental fitness. today, he went to -- you know, auto workers strike and he had some issues getting off air force one and call me crazy, idleness and certainly want my president's big mission of the day that the focus on not really. i will prefer him to be focused on china, put into lowering
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energy crisis. actually bring him down because we are promoting energy at home. so i get frustrated by this. because you know, i wish that we could have an election where this was not an issue. finally, and we talked about the issues. >> he puts the v in deebo people. you know, you are in peak physical condition. you work out. while you're working out. it is amazing constantly. >> joe: i lift weights while running. raven that is true. you have any tips or anything? is there anything that you could offer our president that could make him, i don't know, more active without falling? >> joe: i take it is great to make sure that you can stay balanced man you're working out. you don't want to take over when you're on the -- around
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beautiful women. it looks bad. it looks terrible. i will say this, it is a nice thing that you're trying to make sure that the president does not fall. if you're worried about someone not able to walk upright, you probably should not make them try to be present for 4 more years. because i think about roosevelt going into joseph stalin and stalin got pretty much everything he wanted but can you imagine biden going the alter against stalin. stone would come back with all of europe and biden would come back with permanent marker penis on his forehead. [laughter] >> well said. >> greg: i'm not sure they had sharpies back then but i understand the history. coming after your return. no, orthopedic shoes seem to have work for you. >> yes. >> greg: do you think they will help biden? >> brian: i told you —-dash [indistinct]. told us all audience. so here's the thing. if you want to help joe biden, you need to get him one thing.
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and that is a floor manager to put him in one direction and where to go. the most disturbing thing is not him walking up and down steps. it is when he gets on stage. you don't know what is going to happen, what he is going to say, how is going to enter. last week was just a kaleidoscope of -- he walks onto a stage almost box off into a flags. forget to shake louis luis and are -- brazil who happens to be a communist but i digress, he does to make sure result was no longer in our orbit and for him to shake his hand and he leaves, he never knows which way he is going. when he actually never knows what he is going to say. the thing that is crazy is, you could actually get away with this by saying, you know, security. i got some threats. you could put the terrace type figure, and the sky and the other side. a guy that goes to need. they could be properly name up. i think his staff hates him. you read the stories about his volcanic personality, that he just erupts at people, claims people. they are like that you are on
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your own. he is always angry. he is never here. i will make a story about him. needing balance lessons. is not to be better and dancing with the stars. it is to live a life. >> greg: yeah. it is funny. i agree with you because you are like an expert on people not liking it. you could see signs, you can see the signs because you just describe your own staff. >> brian: when you look straight ahead and hit me, i know when you look straight ahead, i'm in trouble. when you -- because you are about to open up and you feel so uncomfortable. you have to look straight ahead. okay. i opened it up. i brought it up. i don't think his death likes him. i think people around here really like me and it bothers you. roman oh. true. [applause] all right, everybody applauding here, get them out. [laughter] up next, dating show contenders in all
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>> greg: yeah. why is it always dues? [laughter] infamous british dating show is available to watch in the united states. the premise, a person chooses from six potential raids by scrutinizing their fully nude bodies. before making their, the person choosing also gets naked and then they go on a day together with their clothes on. six seasons of this show have been added to the max streaming service. we pause now to watch all six diseases. uninterrupted. [laughter] >> in this dating show, we go back to basics. >> are you ready? >> bring it on. >> and start where a good day often ends. >> oh! ♪ ♪ >> naked. >> this is fantastic.
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>> and could picking a partner solely on their natural beauty help us find the one? i have not had and would like this and i don't know where to look. >> let's find out by dating in reverse. >> greg: that is amazing! [laughter] i don't know about you but for me, that is the greatest tv experience since grandma walton went to that nude beach? you want to know what i really like this dating show? they were the most disgusting part. i had a rumor that -- heard a rumor that you turned down an offer to be on the show because you didn't want to intimidate the viewing public? have you been checking out this show? >> no, if i wanted to do an attractive naked man, i would look in the mirror while i'm painting. [laughter] i will say this. i will say this, it is stories like this that make me start building an ark in my backyard because i know god said he is not going to put the word again but he should. [laughter] the shows, robert bardon keeps
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for working, you know? just keep getting dumber and dumber and dumber. i think they should put this show with maury povich where they do do the show and at the end, their parents come on and take dna tests in hopes that they are not their parents. [laughter] from is maury povich still alive? >> i have not fact-checked that. traveled to is good if he is dead, well, that is better. no, i'm getting. no, i'm joking. wonderful man, that maury povich. kelly, our producer says he is still alive. [laughter] they all agreed to do this. so what is the harm? >> kelly: the viewer. [laughter] i'm horrified by this. first of all, this is like my own personal nightmare because i do this every morning in the mirror. i critique myself. traveling really? >> kelly: you are like, you hate all of these things about yourself. to go on a show and subject yourself to this, verse four, it reminds me of the old days of hb
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live. a feeling we have gone full circle where you would awkwardly turn the channel back on at night because maybe you have been watching a movie and then all of a sudden it is porn. this is like porn for the new age. that you have folks who are doubting this. oh, my gosh, this is promoting body positivity. all of these diverse parties. they are critiquing it. you are body shaming. somehow we are trying to say that body shaming his body positive. >> greg: i did not see any people who were "obese." i think that is anti-body positivity. it is not diverse enough for me. i want to see some chunky people, some soldiers out there if you will. brian, in your younger days before you were so hideous, before that accident disfigure you, josh. >> brian: why are they laughing? >> it is amazing how popular you are with you are with the dysgranular -- fasig -- disfigurement.
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when you have got on the show? >> brian: no, i would not have. like to mr. funny how a day with the resident at the end. i would say this. the british gave us the x factor. thank you. they gave us "the office." thank you. this is something you should go back and vote and i'm kind of ashamed of myself. because it has been on for 4 or five years. we are just finding now? the thing is they did not promote it. they knew it was going to be a problem. he wanted people to discover it. and the same people that discovered the -- they want to, hey, what is the channel with sesame street? the same channel. so you are putting "sesame street," you can double-click on that or you can double-click on this. do you see a problem with that? in terms of the overall programming of this being a choice among our children with the safety things, not necessarily -- >> greg: you are saying -- it could be like naked puppets. control of much more acceptable because they have no belly buttons. you have no idea where the parents go. >> there's a good point that they build up this safety net. this is, you know, this is about
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being positive, but they it is just like titillating. 13 is, for some viewers and to the point, it is the exact opposite because these people are choosing their partners based solely on physicality. with to your point,. >> greg: to your point. >> kelly: the worst feature in the uk is always the teeth. the fact that they are ending with it, that is what they should start with because that would eliminate 98% of the contestant and if someone actually has a normal smile, then you can keep going. i was the find this appalling. and i was thinking about how you can not pay me enough money if you said emily, billions of dollars to do this, the answer is no. nothing is worth the shame and horror of participating in such a vapid discussing event such as this. >> there's an educational aspect to this. >> greg: what do they learn? >> kelly: it is the first time for them seeing someone naked
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>> announcer: did taylor swift leave in a box? >> greg: what is in the box? taylor swift fans are spectating she snuck out of travis kelce's suite in a human sized metal popcorn container to avoid the paparazzi. watch. >> that is her. >> is she in there? >> she is in there like her cleaning supplies. >> that is her. it is like -- that is her. you know how they pop her -- that is her.
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that is her. >> greg: that is all the confirmation i need. [laughter] who knows if she actually was in there. it is not out of the famous people to travel in discrete ways. here is brian kilmeade getting. up for work. -- getting picked up for work. >> oh, my god. [laughter] >> greg: and here is joy behar leaving the side of "the view." [laughter] [applause] >> greg: all right, kelly. do you think she was in the box? this is how she rolls, right? sometimes in concerts and stuff. >> kelly: that is where the speculation is coming from. she used one of these contraptions. absolutely not put this girl was now trying to hide his.
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to me, my heartache, this was all a pr move. she is up in the box screaming for kelce. she is next to mama kelce. she has a tour. she was a lot of positive prospect she wants us all to forget her shocking romance and i mean, kelce is that homegrown, you know, golden boy. i honestly don't remember his name because -- >> greg: harry styles? >> kelly: it was a neo-nazi. so a lot of her fans were very upset. from the guy in canada, the old dude? [laughter] >> she has dated the gambit. >> greg: eight is just number to her work you know, brian, usually joe biden travels in a box but it is called a coffin. [laughter] i will say this. from what we say this? control it is a solid theory because the popcorn is on top.
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the other thing in suites. there's elevator that brings you writer to the locker room. a lot of people think they would use this thing. the elevator. that gives you total silence and as you said, kelly, she was not trying to hide it. she is sitting in front acting like it was the best thing ever. in week four of the nfl season, winning again, they were going to win before they snapped the first ball and kick it off. it's a touchdown and from 3 yards out. she has never seen anything like it in her life. i'm glad she was there. robin you know, emily, to your point, how long will this relationship last before she is writing angry songs about football players. >> emily: i don't care. but i will say that as someone with extensive knowledge of stages and in africa i think she was in the box back here is why. because this is coming against landscape of me narrowing in anything about her. apparently it happens all the
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time. usually elevators are to a group of sweets not the actual suite unless the jesus arrowhead stadium is built differently than anyone i've been in. they are reserved for the area. when she was part of our video, walking with travis at the bottom before they, in the car, she disappeared in between being next to his mother and being next to him below. how did she get from a to b? >> greg: i don't know. and what about d? >> emily: devid copperfield style but i think she was in the box petrova and i think you convince everybody in america and we are learning the alphab alphabet. >> actually entered comedy clubs like that so the audience won't leave. wasn't that cruel? i'm sorry, joe. >> joe: that hurt me. actually sneak me inside a roasted pork and i my way out. [laughter] can you imagine we are taking that is good press to disguise
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>> announcer: a story and five words. >> greg: a story in five words, no manly man in hollywood. brian hercules actor kevin sorbo is calling out the masculinity crisis in hollywood claiming that men are not normalized as being passive and androgynous on film. does this extend to a morning cable tv as well? >> i don't know. i think there's too much testosterone in the morning. i will work to try to feminize
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the morning shows. but i will say this. the reason why he was couldn't afford commercials, there's nobody else. nobody of a blue-collar worker or be then i do think it is a real problem and it is the only thing i think about it if i can armed this one probably out, america would be a better place. this is it. >> greg: i think he is being sarcastic but it is hard to tell with you, brian, you weirdo. [laughter] >> is not what he said? >> greg: writing that feminist culture wince at putting them in if we keep portraying them in this light. someone based in l.a., have you noticed this? that was a question written for me. >> kelly: yes. when you go out in l.a., you see -- everyone present like a little more at metro, i guess. are pushed back on what he is saying about hollywood, you know, down the masculine vibe.
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look at the top grossing movies. okay, they are all superhero movies. >> greg: that is true. >> kelly: everyone gets jacked and it is either steroids or they magically put on 30 pounds of muscle and because i am an intrepid reporter, did my research for you, greg. top-five grossing male actors from 2023, vin diesel, jack, chris hemsworth, ryan reynolds, kind of jack, the rock. and red. which is not jacked but fight club. those are all male masculine five spectrum you just ruined the basis. >> greg: you just ruined the basis. are going to go to one of america's bad boys, jo e. what is your advice to make hollywood more manly like you? >> joe: the producers have to be more manly. the actors will do whatever they need to. an idiot can do the job. [laughter] no disrespect to actors. they are stupid.
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and i will say this. i it is that they are testing men in the wrong place for actors. i always think they drafted elvis when there was not a more. he used to get all of these -- read their bios. there minors or they fought in world war ii and in the snow is like they were into your. >> greg: it is true. >> jimmy stewart is a war hero. >> brian: i did not know that. >> greg: decorated war hero. robert mitchum, they were all scary dudes. they had like they had -- they had service in the their and they had police records. these were some badass news. are these just, pansy-ass dude? >> kelly: yes. the five top grossing guys are because they were part of super high franchises. so the rock is just disney. sort of quality not quantity. the majority of movies coming
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out of hollywood which sucked cast new file we are transgender like but, you know, 80 pounds guys or whatever but there was that the most are from those five guys. >> greg: yeah. >> kelly: so you both win. control i think every man is made to look like a knucklehead in every movie, every commerc commercial. it started with "the king of queens." >> greg: really? >> brian: , although i don't blame kevin jeanes. every man is a knucklehead who doesn't know what they are doi doing. that is the problem. >> greg: i still think the hunky is man around is randy reinhart. al
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